To promote her lipstick shade Majesty (which you'll be getting a look at here, fret not), Kylie Jenner oiled herself up in a white tank top that is rather unsupportive. Jenner is sporting her new metallic black shade in these photos, but you probably won't even notice in these pictures because nipples.

This first picture offers a good look at the 18-year-old's boobs.

This second picture has less nipple, but that's because she's touching herself.

It's equally as risqué as this other photo that also has nothing to do with lipstick.

As to the actual lip shade, Majesty is very dark and sparkly, but not too sparkly that it will detract from your boobs. In keeping with Jenner's current signature look, it's also a matte lipstick.

Here's a better view of what it looks like when there are no nipples in your eyesight, but rather lots of light and Photoshop:

A great shade for seances, angry high school kids, and trendsters.

Mariah Carey, one of the only 90s singers with actual talent, denounced her iconic early style and blamed it on her stylists. Nobody grows up without regrets, and Carey particularly regrets keeping her curly hair and wearing brown lipstick back when she had her old nose.

In an interview with Pridesource, Mimi was asked what "1990 Mariah would think of 2016 Mariah":

I was such a kid, just in over my head, but I knew that I was gonna do this for my life and soooo: I probably would've been like, 'Who does your hair and makeup?' Cause they had me with some people who didn't know what they were doing and I knew it wasn't really good and I'd just be like, Who does your lighting, hair and makeup?' is what I'd ask her.

Whether you loved Carey's 90s look or hated it, there's no question she's got a glam look now, not to mention perfect Charlie's Angels hair.

While the looks weren't her idea, Carey did rock her 90s style, and looking back, they're not that bad.

The denim-on-denim look has made a comeback with hipsters.

She even once used Will Smith as an accessory.

No regrets, Mariah. At least you're still famous.

Everyone knows that when you post a new haircut selfie, everyone is supposed to say it looks great whether or not they think so. But when you're a celebrity, people think they can say whatever the hell they want to you.

And because people love to say beautiful people aren't beautiful, when gorgeous actress and singer Keke Palmer posted her new part shaved/part dreaded style, she got dumped on with a gallon of haterade.

This isn't the first time Keke has fallen prey to the Hate Hell that is the Internet. Only three weeks ago, Keke got dragged under the judgement parade after posting a no-makeup selfie. She was forced to defend herself using boundless positivity and numerous references to herself in the third person.

This time was no different.

As Keke figured out, if they're talking about you, it still means they care about you.

And, more importantly, she turned the whole fiasco in her favor, directing everyone's attention to her brand new music video.

Tl;Dr: Her video is rad and her hair is hers. Embrace the haters and get the clicks.

A waiter at a Thai restaurant in Edgewater, Colorado got a $1,088 tip and didn't start dancing and quit the job immediately. That's remarkable. And also really fortunate, because the customer was so drunk he had over-tipped by about $1,048. He came back the next day like an embarrassed repo man.

"I think this is a big thing," said Bee Ananthatho at the time, the restaurant's now-heartbroken owner. Although she did make it into the Denver Post and national media, the "big thing" was reneged when the customer returned the following morning, presumably with a hangover pounding in his head to the steady drumbeat of shame.

Ananthatho describes the waiter's reaction to the tip:

He said he'd read a lot of stories like this, but usually the tip is a couple hundred dollars, not $1,000. He was so happy.

But the restaurant business is rarely happy, so the owner suspected something wasn't right. She held on to the money in case the customer came back, which he did, with tail between his legs. Sounding like anyone would in this situation, the mea culpa was apparently a simple: "I'm sorry, I was drunk."

In the end, he left a $40 tip on a $60 meal. The man is now presumably claiming he'll never drink again, and the restaurant expects to see him back—Singha in hand—within the week.

Fans of the Harry Potter series know that no matter who tries to make you feel ashamed or afraid, that good will triumph over evil. Always. That message rings especially true today.

The wizarding world came together to pay tribute to Luis Vielma on Monday night. The 22-year-old had been an employee at the Hogwarts Castle in Universal Orlando. On Sunday June 12, he was one of the 49 people tragically killed in the Orlando gay nightclub shooting, the worst mass shooting in United States history. In his honor, hundreds of people gathered at the castle and raised their wands at the sky during a vigil, the same way Albus Dumbledore was honored after his death in the books.

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling mourned Vielma's death on Twitter. His friends had told her that he was a "true Gryffindor" who loved working at the Hogwarts castle, and was in general a pretty magical person on and off the job.

According to Hello Giggles, coworkers lined the queue to his ride with candles.

As muggles, wizards, Americans, and the world all come together to help each other through this sad and confusing time, it seems like one of Dumbledore's famous lines now resonates more than ever. "Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

Way back in 1996, when Pokemon Red and Blue came out, Redditor tank_monkey (real name Rob) was in basic training. During this preparation for his time in the army, the then 19-year-old received a very nice letter from his brother Logan, who is 15 years his junior. Logan had lots of things to talk about, like his new video games and the hope that if his brother dies he has this note with him. Rob didn't die, but he did keep the note with him every day that he was in the army, which is not even the part of this family story that will make you cry.

In 2014, years after Logan gave his brother this letter, Logan got the letter back. Rob sent it to his little brother on the last day of his basic training. Logan apparently"couldn't believe" his brother had kept the letter. Rob didn't share whether Logan's NiNendo games had also survived the years.

Everyone is on Twitter nowadays; celebs, presidential nominees, ISIS. Oh, you didn't know that terrorist group ISIS has multiple accounts on Twitter? They do. Don't worry, not many people follow them back (losers). In the wake of the Orlando attacks, a hacker associated with the vigilante hacktivist group Anonymous decided to give some ISIS Twitter accounts makeovers using pro LGBTQ+ messages, rainbow flags and gay porn, all the stuff extremist monsters really hate.

According to Newsweek, a hacker (who goes by the name WauchulaGhost) has been hijacking pro-ISIS Twitter accounts for many months, but after the shootings at a gay club in Orlando over the weekend, decided to adorn their accounts with rainbow flags and gay-pride paraphernalia. In a statement to Newsweek, they said:

I did it for the lives lost in Orlando. Daesh [ISIS] have been spreading and praising the attack, so I thought I would defend those that were lost. The taking of innocent lives will not be tolerated.

Two other hackers, who are known by their monikers Ebony and Yeti, plan to join WauchulaGhost in their initiative to make Twitter gay again over the next several months.

WauchulaGhost, who disclosed nothing about who they are except that they live in the United States, says that they don't aim to offend Muslims with graphic images, and that they want to be respectful to Islam while sticking it to Jihadist extremists.

One thing I do want to say is we aren’t using graphic porn and our purpose is not to offend Muslims. Our actions are directed at Jihadist extremists. Many of our own [group of hackers] are Muslim and we respect all religions that do not take innocent lives.

Twitter claims to have shut down more than 125,000 accounts promoting extremism in the past year alone, and with the help of these good-guy hackers, more and more accounts are being exposed and suspended.

It's Wednesday, it's hot, the world is nuts, the country is bonkers—but your job and your life doesn't stop for any of it, which is why you need this Korean breakdance battle in a packed arena to turn your sh*t up to 11. Featuring the b-boy crew Morning of Owl from Suwon, South Korea, there are at least a few moves in here you've never seen before, plus one shirtless jacked human pinball who's the living embodiment of the energy you need to deal with today.

A woman named Olivia matched with a guy on Tinder and decided that she had nothing to lose, so she might as well go for it—"it" being the guy's friend. The guy had a group photo on his profile that included a long-haired gent Olivia found attractive. Olivia's Tinder match was either very amused with her forwardness or slightly irked, thus prompting him to take advantage of his friend's hair length for some Game of Thrones fun. (Fun and GoT go together so rarely.)

Olivia should still be feeling for Jo(h)n. Things may be looking up for him given that he's no longer dead, but life's not great yet. As for this Tinder guy, Olivia needs to reassess her attraction to John and hang out with this hilarious fellow.

Then again, she clearly hasn't caught up with the show yet, and this guy evidently has no qualms about sharing spoilers.

Rumors are flying more strongly than ever before that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. (Tabloid media has been feeding on this rumor for about 16 years, so for their sake let's hope it's not true.) The 47-year-old actress was vacationing in the Bahamas with Justin Theroux, to whom she has been married for about 10 months, when someone invaded their personal privacy to take pictures of them on the beach. In the photos, Jennifer Aniston displays a human stomach filled with organs and air, resulting in a non-perfectly-flat shape.

In response, news outlets like InTouch have said that Aniston is pregnant and are using sources to back this claim up. “She’s pregnant," a really crappy friend of her told InTouch. The friend went on to say that "this surprise pregnancy has turned the worst of times into the best of times."

As their proof, DailyMail is citing an onlooker at the beach who said 44-year-old Justin Theroux was being very attentive and careful when Aniston went paddleboarding. Aniston has since been photographed wearing a coat, which is further fueling the rumor fire.

GossipCop spoke with Aniston's representative, who called the 8,000th pregnancy rumor "B.S. and made up."

That being said, if Aniston is pregnant, then congratulations! If not, then hopefully she has passed the burrito that gave her that bloat.

Vicente is a caring boyfriend, so when his lady's friend passed away, he wanted to cheer her up. While The Purge isn't necessarily an uplifting tale, he thought it would take her mind off reality for a couple hours. Unfortunately for Vicente, the phrase "viewing" can refer to both a movie time and a—well, you probably see where this is going.

The first text seemed to cheer her up.

As you probably know, the "viewing" in regards to a funeral is the time for family and friends to gather around and look at the deceased, usually in the coffin, at a funeral home. And a "viewing" of The Purge is a fun outing to the movies.

The next round of texts did not cheer her up.

As a Reddit commenter noted, "yours is an honourable cringe, Vicente. You are a bad man, but you try to be good." Hopefully his girlfriend sees that, and eventually goes out with him again when she's done showing that text to everyone and calling him an idiot.

Kim Kardashian posed naked for the cover of the July issue of GQ Magazine, breaking the Internet right after it had just been fixed from the last time she did this. Kardashian proudly shared the cover in a tweet on Wednesday, showing off her post-baby body covered by nothing but a leather garment held loosely over her torso. It's a side of this woman the world has never seen before (because usually there's no leather thing).

She really deserves credit for making her nudity newsworthy every time it happens. Anybody else in the world would kill to have that kind of power over the media. Including Kanye. People barely pay attention to his rants anymore, but all his wife has to do is show the tops of her breasts for the thousandth time.

The political class is abuzz with speculation that Hillary Clinton might pick popular Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren to be her running mate, which would make Clinton's ticket the first time a presidential and vice presidential candidate have shared the same gender since most times. Of course, the difference this time is that Clinton and Warren are both women, and would therefore possibly experience double the sexism that a single-woman ticket would.

But let's not talk about that now. Let's talk about a matriarchal paradise where the entire country is run by women, yaas kween, etc. etc. In that paradise, would you be satisfied with an incredibly intelligent, compassionate, and accomplished woman like Elizabeth Warren filling the veep seat? Or would you choose Beyoncé, with the full knowledge that she would end all her speeches with a fireworks show? Let's look at some more, ahem, exciting choices for Clinton's running mate, because politics is about nothing but visceral excitement now thanks to Donald Trump.

1. Beyoncé

Pros: As the most-followed person on Instagram, she's already incredibly influential. And she could bond with Clinton over how horrible all husbands are.

Cons: There's no way Beyoncé is going to be the Kelly Rowland of the U.S. government. President or bust. Also, she has no history in politics.

2. Ilana Glazer

Pros: As the first Jewish woman nominated for vice president, Glazer would be a boundary breaker in her own right. Plus, as a young, pro-marijuana candidate, she could help bring in disaffected Bernie Sanders voters.

Cons: Has definitely inhaled. Also, she has no history in politics.

3. Melania Trump

Pros: What a twist!

Cons:Maybe does not even speak English? Has anyone figured this out? Also, she has no history in politics, and that includes her history of working on her husband Donald Trump's campaign.

​4. Blac Chyna

Pros: Somehow out-manipulated the Kardashians, who are themselves among the most manipulative people in the world. She could legitimately be Clinton's Dick Cheney.

Cons: This isn't mentioned enough, but her self-chosen name is ridiculously offensive, right? When she officially changes it to Angela Kardashian, that's another story. Also, she has no history in politics.

5. Chrissy Teigen

Pros: She is already the president of social media. Clearly gets under Donald Trump's skin.

Cons: Her self-deprecating sense of humor may not translate well in diplomatic talks with foreign powers. Also, she has no history in politics.

6. That 13-year-old stand-up comedian from America's Got Talent

Pros: Already on the attack against Donald Trump. No long record that will come back to haunt her.

Cons: Oh come on, her parents are writing those jokes for her. Come on. Ugh. Plus, also, she has no history in politics.

7. Ellen DeGeneres

Pros: That Finding Dory movie is going to make a sh*t ton of money. If kids everywhere could persuade their parents to listen to nothing but the Frozen soundtrack in their car rides for years on end, maybe they could persuade their parents to say #I'mWithHer.

Cons: Will interfere with DeGeneres's longstanding passion for interviewing 12-year-old Vine stars. Also, she has no history of politics.

You know, on second thought, all of these women would be horrible at politics. Maybe just pick Elizabeth Warren. Oops!

Sean Penn and Robin Wright named their kid Hopper, which is mid-level weird, and sounds like something a child would name their pet bunny rabbit. However, things could have been a lot more bizarre for Hopper, whose father wanted to name him Steak.

Yep. Steak. A big ol', tasty hunk of red meat. It's the kind of name that makes "Hopper" seem normal. In an interview with John Ortved for Interview Magazine, the 22-year-old actor explain the origin of his unusual name and the name that could have been.

It has to do with Dennis Hopper; my dad was friendly with him and idolized him. My dad wanted to name me Steak, the food, because he loves it so much. But my mom was never going to go for it. What they told me is that I hopped in her stomach, I didn't kick, so they went with that.

Celebrities have to give their kids weird names, so it makes sense. No one knows why, but it's some weird, unwritten Hollywood rule that you have to name your child something that would get them beaten up on a playground if their parents weren't rich and famous.

Imagine if Sean Penn's favorite food was a pu pu platter? HEHEHE.

It was never going to be easy being the first-born child of the too-famous Kardashian-Wests, so it's lucky Kim isn't demanding too much from her baby girl on her third birthday. All she requires is the Peter Pan promise that North will never age.

"Baaa!" responds North, before her mom has even said anything. "What?" asks Kim sweetly, before demanding: "Are you not gonna get any bigger, you're not gonna get any taller, I want you to stay little forever. Ok?"

"K," says the girl, lying through her adorable baby teeth.

Necessary photo evidence: Kim K cannot keep her child from aging. Here's North in 2013.

She was smaller. The prosecution rests.

And here's exhibit A in the case that Kim Kardashian is also not exempt from aging.

Nice try Kim Kardashian, but your pithy attempt at humor will not stand. The Internet knows the truth. You age. YOU ALL AGE.

And because Kanye's probably feeling a little left out right now, here's a photo Kim Kardashian posted of his head a million times.

As of press time, there is no evidence that Kanye West ages.

As information surrounding Orlando shooter Omar Mateen comes to light, it becomes increasingly apparent that he was a regular at gay clubs, hung out on gay dating apps, and might actually have been struggling with his sexuality.

One of the people who saw Mateen on a gay dating app was Orlando resident Cord Cedeno, who told TMZ that he first connected with Mateen on Grindr.

According to Cedeno, when Mateen reached out to him over messages, he just said "Hi," over and over. If that is the mark of a killer, then there must be thousands of people in filtered Facebook messages for the FBI to investigate.

Cedeno says he eventually blocked Mateen on account of his creepiness (understood), but knows four friends who remained in contact with him on other dating apps. Specifically, Adam4Adam, where Mateen was sending out faceless dick pics.

He says Mateen used Adam4Adam to send shots of his penis to men -- but never showed his face. Cedeno says he has no knowledge Mateen was ever successful in hooking up with a man.

It's unclear how Cedeno is certain that the dick pics in question belonged to the killer, but TMZ's verbiage suggests he was identified by the tie Mateen wore in his Grindr profile pic.

This is just all more reason to save every dick pic you get. You never know when someone's wang will be relevant to the FBI.