A Twitter user called Arthur Dayne (either his real name or a deep-cut Game of Thrones reference) has gone viral with a series of tweets that any guy who's ever moved in with his girlfriend can relate to. His rant was first published on June 12, but the response was so immediate that he ended up deleting them due to cyberbullying (probably from his girlfriend). Thankfully, his bro had his back:

Here's the highlight reel, which is still quite long:

This isn't just hilarious, it's also beautiful. Love is real, everybody.

TV has a problem: there are too many hot dads. This is where shows run into a problem of believability. The premise of Full House—a man, his brother-in-law, and his BFF living together to raise three girls—is hard to take seriously when considering the attractiveness of the men, especially Uncle Jesse. With his face and personality, he's distracting, just like the rest of these TV dads.

1. Christopher Hayden, Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)

Christopher (David Sutcliffe) is the ultimate DILF. When he buys a new family-safe car, he spends money for really nice speakers that allow him to blast the songs of his youth while also wearing a leather jacket that suits him very well. He's as quippy as Lorelai, and (SPOILER ALERT) by the end of the series he is a stable single dad. Hot.

2. Sandy Cohen, The O.C. (2003-2007)

Those eyebrows, his chill personality, and an affection for bagels? Sandy (Peter Gallagher) is a textbook DILF. Luckily for O.C. fans who can't decide if they want to marry Sandy or be his child, Seth Cohen offers a happy medium.

3. Eddard Stark, Game of Thrones (2011)

In a world full of crazy, conniving people, Eddard Stark (Sean Bean) stands out as the smooth voice of reason. He's a tad too pure-hearted, but DILFs can't be perfect either. Too bad about (SPOILER ALERT) that whole beheading thing. Is it definitely too late for him to be revived from the dead?

4. Philip Banks, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990-1996)

OK, maybe you've never thought about Uncle Phil (James Avery) in this way, so take a moment to consider the following. While not a fox by general standards, Phil has many other good qualities. As a judge, he's very well educated—although he ironically has a short fuse. He took in his teenage nephew, providing the '90s with years of entertainment. His resonant voice exudes knowledge and power. He stayed with his wife, even though one day she woke up with a completely different body. He's a winner.

5. Jesse Katsopolis, Full House (1987-1995)

America watched as Jesse (John Stamos) went from UILF (uncle I'd like to f*ck) to DILF during the run of the original Full House, which can never be replicated. Jesse was an attentive and loving father who managed to take care of his luscious hair and his twin boys at the same time. He proved you can have it all.

6. Joel Graham, Parenthood (2010-2015)

Joel Graham (Sam Jaeger) is straight out a Lifetime movie, which makes sense because he is also fictional. The show begins with Joel as a perfect stay-at-home dad. As the seasons go on, Joel starts working again as a contractor, which he does while also helping his wife's very large family. That's a turn-on. Joel valiantly survives (SPOILER ALERT) a divorce plot driven by his wife's behavior, and successfully helps their adopted son adapt to their family environment. Total DILF material.

7. Phil Dunphy, Modern Family (2009-present)

Phil Dunphy (Ty Burrell) is a supreme doofus who revels in dad jokes, which doesn't necessarily make him a dad you want as your own. Fortunately, he has great bone structure and an overwhelmingly kind heart that ensures his DILF status.

8. Rowan “Eli” Pope, Scandal (2013-present)

Sure, he runs B613 and has some sketchy ways of dealing with things, but Rowan Pope (Joe Morton) is very powerful—and power is attractive. As are his face and his way with words. Plus, he gave birth to Olivia Pope. Wouldn't you want to be her stepmom? Or sister?

9. Eric Taylor, Friday Night Lights (2006-2011)

If a rough hand is your thing, this guy is your dream DILF. Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler) is a strong proponent of tough love, both on and off the field. He's full of advice, motivation, and exasperated yet becoming facial expressions. 10/10 on the DILF Scale.

10. Michael Bluth, Arrested Development (2003-season 5 is coming)

While he loses a lot of points for his family, Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman) gains them back because he means well, can sometimes be charming, and has a nice face. With his general demeanor and his wardrobe, Michael truly earns the D in DILF.

All of the men on this list detract from the quality of their shows. They make viewers spend too much time wondering ,"Where do men like these exist in real life? Is there a way I can have children with these people? Or, given their parenting skills, would I rather that they raise me and make me a model human being?" There's only so much thinking that should happen when you're watching TV.

Ever since Ben Affleck cheated on her with the nanny and she filed for divorce, Jennifer Garner's love life has been the object of speculation of many a tabloid. For a while it seemed like maybe they'd get back together, but now she's rumored to be dating her accountant. As it happens, Gossip Cop claims they "can exclusively reveal what's going on" (that's not entirely true; Garner could probably also reveal to the nosy public what's going on, she just chooses not to). Short answer: no, she's not. Long answer: also no. But if you want to know just how much she's not, go ahead and read on.

Apparently Star reported that Garner was seen with "the finance fox" on June 4 at SoHo House in Malibu. They heavily implied that some flirting was going on, with a "spy" saying, "They were with a friend, but Jen didn’t seem to care. She had on the biggest grin, batting her lashes and giggling at all of his jokes. She just melted." This spy added that Jen was acting like "a googly-eyed teen" and even said that Ben knew and was jealous.

But according to Gossip Cop:

Uh, actually, he doesn’t, and he doesn’t need to. There is nothing going on between Garner and the man Star can’t even identify by name. Gossip Cop has exclusively learned that the guy in question is actually the husband of Garner’s longtime manager. What’s more is that he isn’t even the star’s accountant.

Basically, Star took a photo of Garner, ignored the fact that the aforementioned "friend" with her was her manager, and tried to make it look like she was dating someone who is very much married. And that means the Affleck quotes are either made up or from a very misinformed "pal." In any case, the tabloid couldn’t be more wrong here.

So to sum up, she's not dating dude, and he's not even her accountant. And Star should get a new "spy," because clearly that one sucks.

It's Father's Day this weekend, and while out your celebrating your own father, don't forget to honor the real heroes in life, celebrities. But be careful, because it's not always easy to spot a celebrity dad. There are a lot of celebs who might look like dads, but aren't—it takes more than a permanent look of disappointment in your eyes to make a father. Here are 15 celebrities who are seriously putting off dad vibes, but are actually child free (for now.)

1. Jay Leno's cars are his babies.

The cars, the jokes, the denim on denim. You'd totally think Jay Leno was a dad, but he and his longtime love Mavis (they met in the 70s) made the decision to stay kid-free.

2. George Clooney seems like a dad, but this silver fox doesn't have a litter.

“I’ve always known fatherhood wasn’t for me." Clooney said. "Raising kids is a huge commitment and has to be your top priority. For me, that priority is my work."

But he also said he'd never get married again, so...

3. Jon Hamm's not a dad, he's just a hunk.

"I'd be a terrible father!" the Mad Men star told US Weekly."I see my friends who have children and I'm like, 'Dude, how are you even upright, much less here at work at 6 a.m.?'"

It takes a big man to admit he won't be a father.

4. Bill Maher talks politics like a dad, but he's not one.

Bill Maher is vocal on many subjects, and not having kids is one of them. He said in his HBO special, "Be More Cynical":

Don't you think we should stop celebrating spawning? People celebrate spawning! It's not a virtue anymore. There's six billion people. We're not rebuilding after the flood now. Stop celebrating! Every Mother's Day they give an award to some maniac who shitted out twenty kids or something. This woman shouldn't get an award; she should have her legs tied together and be heavily sedated.

5. Leonardo DiCaprio knows not to mix babies with models.

He's not a dad, but he seems like the kind of guy who'd make women call him daddy.

6. Ricky Gervais​​ is happy with fur babies.

Gervais had a simple answer for David Letterman on why he and his girlfriend of nearly 30 years didn't have children: "Kids are sponges," the comedian laughed.

7. Zach Braff wants some little scrubs of his own someday.

Braff told The Independent,"I'm dying to have kids" in 2014. Maybe it's a good thing he's waited. Remember back in 2005 when he went nuts on a kid in episode of Punk'd? Wikapedia does:

Braff was filmed yelling at a 12-year-old actor. He unwittingly appeared on the show at the behest of his Scrubs costar Donald​ Faison, who pranked Braff by having the 12-year-old spray-paint Braff's new Porsche with fake paint. Braff pursued and caught the 12-year-old actor and punched him in the stomach; this was edited out of the episode.

8. Christopher Walken, why don't you have kids?

When The Guardian asked Walken if his career would have been possible if he'd had children, the actor answered, "Absolutely not. I'm sure many of the kids I knew as a child would have continued in show business, but they had kids of their own, had to do something dependable. I didn't, so I could get by even in periods of unemployment."

9. Jeremy Piven totally seems like a dad.

"I would love to have a big family," Piven toldThe Daily Mirror last year. "I’m from a family of four that felt right–a boy and a girl. There are a lot of people who work all the time who have families. "

Luckily he's a man and can crank out babies until he's like 100.

10. John Cusack's been too busy brooding to get married or have kids.

Too bad, because it would be awesome to see him hold a baby over his head like a boom box.

11. Matt Dillon's full of excuses.

“There’s been a lot of focus on my career. And, look, obviously this business isn’t conducive to getting married and starting families," he told Details. Feel free to use that line at your next family Thanksgiving.

12. Blake Shelton doesn't have any kids, but will he? WE NEED TO KNOW DAMN IT!

Blake doesn't have any kids of his own, but Gwen has has three. Blake and Gwen (Blen? Gwake?) are one of those couples that makes the internet constantly wonder if/when they are getting married and having kids.

13. Nick Offerman looks exactly like a dad, but he's not.

It might be hard to wrap your brain around meat-eating, mustache-having, Ron-Swanson-portraying Nick Offerman not being a dad, but it's true. His wife Megan Mullally told LA Weeklybeing child-free helps their marriage. "We always spend time together at night. You know, we don't have kids. So we are able to devote that time to each other," she said.

14. Drake is not a father.

He just dances like one.

15. Justin Theroux is not a dad even though he makes jokes like this.

He married the woman attached to the most talked about uterus in Hollywood. People will be asking if Jennifer Aniston is pregnant for the rest of her life, so Justin can experience these baby-fever questions forever (or as long as their marriage lasts.)

Hey, you ever wanted to see a solid replica of the inside of a dog's stomach? Yeah? Then my god is today is your day, thanks to a glue that NBC Oklahoma has reported as having a "sweet taste" both "appealing to animals and even children." Now that's a solid endorsement.

Krystal Wilson's six-month-old dog, Lake, couldn't help binging on some left-out "Gorilla Glue," which unfortunately expands when it hits liquid. So it expanded in Lake's stomach, leading to this disgusting image after vets removed it during surgery.

The glue advertises as "incredibly strong," skirting around its apparently irresistible appeal to your animals and children.

"We're very lucky that she's here with us," said Lake's owner. Lake is fine now, walking around and searching out more delicious glue. Hopefully she will not find any.

So the internet is now awash with pictures of the celebrity couple du jour, Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift. You could not escape those pictures at this point if you tried. But did their romantic, contemplative, sitting-on-rocks meet-up look a little staged to you?

Well, according to Cosmopolitan, that's because it might have been staged. Hmm.

Cosmopolitan spoke with paparazzo Justin Steffman, who said, "My first instinct when seeing the pictures of Taylor and Tom is that they are definitely staged." He explained:

Taylor Swift is a celebrity that won't walk outside without perfect makeup and great fashion, and she smiles at every paparazzi to make sure they all get beautiful pictures. There is an unspoken deal between Swift and paparazzi, and her bodyguards make it clear. If we act professionally and listen to their instructions, then she will give it up and everyone gets what they want. We get nice pictures, and she looks great in the magazines. She takes an entirely different approach to paparazzi than most celebrities do. It's all about business for her. Every time she steps outside is a new opportunity for her to look good in the magazines. Certain celebrities, like Taylor, not only accept that paparazzi are a part of the business, but they actually go out of their way to use us as a tool for publicity.

On the other hand, Steffman pointed out that he is good friends with the paparazzo who got those shots, and that photographer's known to be a master of sneakiness, so… maybe it wasn't staged, and that guy is just really "good" (going to put that in air quotes).

But why would celebrities stage something like that in the first place? For publicity, of course. Or to change the public's conversation about the celebrity in question. There's Kim Kardashian's recent claim that Swift lied when she said she didn't give Kanye West approval to use the word "bitch" in reference to her in his song "Famous." Kardashian even asserts that there's actual footage of Swift knowing about and going along with it. So, that doesn't look too good for Swift.

There's also the public's reaction to her breakup with her boyfriend of a year, Calvin Harris. After the couple announced their split, there was a lot of speculation (as there is wont to be) about who broke up with who, because the people need to know, goddammit! There were rumors that Harris broke up with Swift because he was intimidated by her, and one that even implies she was too boring in the bedroom for his taste. Dang, that's harsh.

Page Six, on the other hand, contended that Harris was in the process of ring-shopping, and that Swift was in fact the dumper, and Harris the dumpee. If that's the truth, there's no way that Swift would be cool with the whole universe assuming she got dropped on her (now much rounder) ass. And what better way to change that story than to be seen snogging (oh, England—you're so cute, with your flats and bobbies and other made up words) a very handsome man, who might even be the new Bond.

But maybe they're not staged at all. Maybe Swift and Hiddleston just like making out next to the sea, and talking about important things like love, and romance, and rocks. Or maybe they just thought they were doing a J. Crew catalog shoot.

Every man eventually turns into his dad. It’s a little bit nature (because genetics), and it’s a little bit nurture (they raised us, for better or worse). Maybe it’s the receding hairline. Maybe it’s the grouchiness. No matter what, it will happen to you, the way it happened to these redditors.

1. If you told myusername17, “I’m hungry,” he’d probably say, “Hi, hungry, I’m myusername17!”

I started appreciating corny jokes more and more.

2. Red_Eye_Jedi keeps them in the garage, next to a box of random nails and screws.

When I realized I had an entire box full of obsolete wires and connectors that I would never get rid of...

3. Complaining about some car thing and yelling. Yep, Landlubber77, that's pretty daddish.

My father always ranted and yelled when he would get stuck behind a car at that perfect time of the afternoon where the sun shines right off their side mirror into the back of your motherfucking retinas.

He'd go on a rant about how car manufacturers should be sued for even designing cars that do that. Perhaps we can find the descendants of the guy who invented mirrors and sue their nuts off too.

Anyway, the other day the sun bounced off the soft-top of the Jeep Renegade in front of me and blinded me and I found myself about to launch into a rant against JEEP for not running tests at every angle and every time of day to make sure this didn't happen.

4. Sports talk radio: It’s what dads and dawgiedish listen to, apart from the one with "Double Shots of Foghat Tuesdays."

When the default radio station went from various music channels to sports talk radio.

5. Jarmatus, his dad, and all dads are bald. Fact.

First when I started going bald at 18, and then when I started vocalising my intrusive thoughts.

6. Aw, ccnorman met his dad's old friends!

The first time I went to jail and one of the old timers recognised me.

7. FalstaffsMind figured out the secret language of dads: grunt means pretty much everything.

When I realized I had the same routine coming home from work. Walk in, barely speak to anyone beyond a grunt. Go directly to the bedroom. Change out of work clothes into a t-shirt and shorts. If it's cold, wear the same threadbare sweatshirt because it's my favorite. Go out and say hi to my wife and kids.

8. Here's hoping this deleted user didn't start going to the gym for nothing, and that their dad wasn't just standing behind them and playing a prank.

I caught myself in the mirror one day looking just like him. This was, incidentally, the impetus to go to the gym and be less fat and gross.

9. "You morons figure it out!" Weekend_Squire, capturing that dad essence.

When i observed a situation and knew how it could easily be resolved, but decided not to even try sharing my idea because of one of two reasons: A. They're morons who don't want a solution, they just like to argue and B. They're morons who don't deserve to be helped. Just sat back and watched it fall apart.

10. While ikilldinosaurs said a very dad thing, the act of food hoarding is common among all peoples.

"Look with your eyes and not your mouth."

11. Meshkent thinks the nightly routine is the most father-like attribute, but it's actually the casual use of the word "efficiency!"

I used to roll my eyes at my dad putting out everything he needed to get ready for work the night before. You know, the clothes he'd wear, shoes, toothbrush, lunch bag, etc.

Now I do it too. It pains me every time.

But... efficiency!!

12. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow, TazDingoYes.

When I thought it'd be cool to go see Fleetwood Mac on tour.

13. This story from slusamson proves what we all thought about our dads: that yelling profanity at a broken thing is a vital step in fixing it.

When I was working on a plumbing project for the first time and I swore and shouted at the pipes the entire time. My dad always did that on any home improvement or other repair project he worked on.

14. Hey, dgallant isn't made of money!

When I walk around the house just to turn the lights off.

15. Dress for the job you want, Seriousdolla.

I tucked in my shirt and thought 'I look pretty good like this'.

16. Arch27 did such a dad thing that they get a free pair of khaki shorts and a coffee table book about World War II.

Some kids in their early teens were walking down the street in front of my house this past weekend. They were being obnoxious and swearing loudly because no parents were around. I yelled at them (through a window) because my very young and rather impressionable child was playing in my backyard.

It's not unusual for women in show business, whether it be acting, singing, dancing, or modeling, to be told they're too fat for success. Actually, it's not unusual for women anywhere to be told to lose weight. It happens to women of all sizes, even women who are currently size twos and probably couldn't get any skinnier if they ate nothing but air for a week. So here are nine people (surprise! Mostly women) who were told they had to drop a few pounds. Or 50.

1. Ashley Graham

Model Ashley Graham was on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue this year, making her the first plus-sized model to ever grace the cover of the magazine. Then again, Ashley Graham is the most successful plus-sized model in the world, so she's probably going to have a lot more "firsts" on her resume. But that doesn't mean she doesn't get told she should lose weight. In an interview with People, Graham said:

I had agencies telling me that I had to lose weight. I had one that waved money in my face and said, "If you lose more 'lb's" – pounds – you can make a lot more of this,' and he was waving $20 bills in my face.

Waving $20 bills? Like an exotic dancer for weight loss? Was she supposed to eat them? She added:

That wasn't even a motivator for me to lose weight. I was peaking at a size 18, and in the plus size fashion industry, models go from a size 8 to a size 16/18. So if you're on the smaller size or the bigger size, you're not going to work as much as if you're in the middle. So he was trying to encourage me to lose weight but it didn't work, because I was that person where if you told me to go on a diet and lose weight, I'm just going to gain weight.

2. Ashley Benson

Ashley Benson apparently once lost a role in Pretty Little Liars for being too heavy. Hello, she is a size two. Who do they want for these roles, broomsticks with wigs? (No broom-shaming meant to any actual Hollywood brooms—you just keep doing you.) In an interview with Health, Benson said:

It's come up a few times in the last few years, like, 'You're too fat for this.' And I'm just sitting here like, "Wait, what? Do you want a skeleton?" But I feel good. I don't want to lose 20 pounds, because I don't need to. I get told all the time to lose weight. There was a point where it was getting to where a size two was great. I'm a size two, but I think that size four is healthy. I think that all of these sizes are healthy.

3. Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence has been outspoken about Hollywood's obsession with rail-thin bodies (but your girl J. Law's been outspoken about most things, so that's not shocking). In a 2014 interview with Harper's Bazaar U.K., discussing the last time someone made her cry, she said:

I was young. It was just the kind of shit that actresses have to go through. Somebody told me I was fat, that I was going to get fired if I didn’t lose a certain amount of weight. They brought in pictures of me where I was basically naked, and told me to use them as motivation for my diet.

There's no way that bullshit would fly now, though. "If anybody even tries to whisper the word 'diet,' I'm like, 'You can go f*ck yourself.'"

4. Carrie Fisher

In an interview with Good Housekeeping, Carrie Fisher revealed that she was told she had to lose at least 35 pounds to play Princess Leia in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Because apparently the real Leia wouldn't age like a normal human woman.

They don’t want to hire all of me—only about three-quarters! Nothing changes: it’s an appearance-driven thing. I’m in a business where the only thing that matters is weight and appearance. That is so messed up. They might as well say get younger, because that’s how easy it is.

5. Mark Hamill

Okay, TO BE FAIR, Mark Hamill was also told he had to lose weight to reprise his role as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. In an interview with Rolling Stone, Hamill revealed that he lost 50 pounds on the "if it tastes good, don't eat it" diet.

6. Jennifer Lopez

J. Lo's manager once told her she should lose weight. That person is no longer her manager. While talking to a fan during an Emmys "For Your Consideration" event for her cop show Shades of Blue (because, sure, cops look like Jennifer Lopez), Lopez explained her reaction to news that she had to drop some pounds. "I was like, 'No I don’t! If I lose any more weight, it won’t be me.' You know what I mean?" Girl, yes we do.

7. Emily Blunt

Emily Blunt is already pretty thin, but for her role as Anna Wintour's (Meryl Streep's) assistant in The Devil Wears Prada, she was "encouraged" to get even skinnier, only because her character starved herself. She told the LA Times:

I was definitely encouraged to lose weight—not because I was overweight but because I was playing a character who was edge-of-ill thin. She literally doesn’t eat. I couldn’t turn up with love handles, but it wasn’t like doughnuts were snatched out of my hand.

8. Jason Segel

For his movie The Five-Year Engagement (co-starring Emily Blunt), executives suggested that Jason Segel lose at least 35 pounds. They explained that it seemed "unrealistic" that he, as a sort of schlubby guy, would be romantically involved with a hottie like Emily Blunt. Apparently movie executives do not live in the real world. Anyway, Jason agreed to it, got in shape, and lost some poundage. But he maintains that he was perfectly fine with how he looked in the first place.

9. Amy Schumer

While making her movie Trainwreck, which she wrote and starred in and has claimed is semi-autobiographical, movie executives told Amy Schumer she should lose weight. Yes, to play herself. On Live! With Kelly and Michael (RIP, Kelly and Michael), Schumer explained:

"They're like "No more food for you." I'm like, "Don't you need that to live?" They were like, "THAT IS A MYTH!"

So they got her a trainer, and recounts how that went.

And he's like, "Walk me through what you eat in a day," and then he stopped me at noon. And he's like, "I've heard enough." And then I got my new meal plan, which was like a smoothie for breakfast, and then for lunch, you journal about that smoothie. Like, there's no food. That's the Hollywood secret, don't put food in your dumb mouth. That's it. I'm proud to say, though, I did lose 3 pounds. You can have it all!

On Thursday, Justin Bieber learned one of life's basic truths: no matter how many tattoos they have, nobody looks cool falling into a hole. During his show in Saskatoon, Bieber was walking down the stage when he suddenly disappeared from sight. As you can just start to hear in the video, it only made the screaming fans scream even louder. And while they were probably screaming because they were startled, it definitely sounds like they're screaming because they think falling into a hole is super sexy.

After he climbed out of the poorly-placed stage pit, Bieber noted, "Good thing I'm like a cat and I landed on my feet." Great ad lib, Biebs. You should try improv!

One thing, however, is never explained: why the stage in a major concert venue had a hole in the middle of it in the first place. Hopefully this is the inspiration for a series of Justin Bieber-based mystery stories.

Stars—they're just like us! They have sex (or they don't), and they love to talk about it (or not). Here are nine celebrities discussing how old they were when they had sex for the first time. Whether the experience was good or bad, and whether they were young or adults, one thing stays the same: it was almost always awkward.

1. Amy Schumer: 17

In the July issue of Vogue, Schumer said, "I was always boy crazy, but I wasn’t promiscuous. [My Catholic school friends] were acting out sexually years before me. I loved being around that, but I didn’t have sex until I was seventeen. And I didn’t give a blow job until I was well into college."

2. Daniel Radcliffe: 16

Radcliffe told Details magazine that he lost his virginity "to a much older woman," who was later identified by Us Weeklyas his ex-girlfriend, Amy Byrne (who was 23 at the time). In an interview with Elle, Radcliffe said, "I'm one of the few people who seem to have had a really good first time... It was with somebody I'd gotten to know well. I'm happy to say I've had a lot better sex since then, but it wasn't as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other people's were—like my friend who got drunk and did it with a stranger under a bridge." Oh, so that's what that Red Hot Chili Peppers song was about.

3. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi : 14

Snookie talked to YourTango about her first time, saying, "I mean, in upstate New York there's really nothing to do up there but experiment. He was a senior, and I thought he liked me but turned out he was just a jerk. So, it was terrible." Ah, a story as old as time itself.

4. Jessica Alba: 18

Alba told Cosmopolitan, "I knew I wanted to be in love with the first person I slept with, because for almost everyone I knew, the first experience made them feel like shit. So I wanted to be really careful that he was going to be in love with me and wasn't just going to leave me. It's really, really, really difficult to have the same occupation as the person you're with—especially when you're both actors. Actors are pulled in so many different directions that unless you both are absolutely into it through thick and thin and completely sure about each other, it's just hard. I've decided I'll never date an actor again." Sounds like a smart plan. In 2008, Alba married film-producer-who-is-not-an-actor Cash Warren.

5. Fergie: 18

According to Us Weekly, Fergie told Blender magazine, "I’ve always been a very sexual person. I’ve always had to hold myself back. I lost my virginity at 18. But that took a lot of willpower."

6. Robin Thicke: 13

Thicke said on Howard Stern's show that he was 13 when he lost his virginity. In an interview with Elle, when asked if he'd do anything differently if he could do it over, he answered: "Make it last longer than 30 seconds."

7. Jessica Simpson: 22

Simpson waited until she was married, so her first time was at the age of 22, with her then-husband Nick Lachey. But starting late doesn't mean she wasn't a natural at it—remember when John Mayer referred to her as "sexual napalm"? Yikes. What does that even mean? Sounds dangerous.

8. Khloé Kardashian: 15

Khloé Kardashian told the ladies of The View: "Looking back I think that's not a normal thing." She said that she "almost felt conned" by her partner, but then added, "Well, not conned, but persuaded, because he was older and I felt I wouldn't be accepted or cool or whatever." She said that afterwards, "I felt so disgusted with myself. I stopped talking to him and actually didn't have sex for three years after that because I knew I was young and I knew I wasn't ready." A few years later, according to Us Weekly, Kardashian wrote on her website, "It's not funny to lose your virginity! It's weird and you're scared and it hurts and you don't know what will happen. I was 15 and he was an older guy who wasn't a virgin. I don't really remember it hurting but I do remember that I just wanted to get it over with."

9. Katy Perry: 16

In an interview with GQ, Perry said they were in the front seat of a Volvo sedan, listening to Jeff Buckley’s album Grace. She added, "Love that record so much." What's not to love about both Jeff Buckley and car sex? Other than sticking to vinyl, that is.

YouTuber JoeySalads, whose real name is Joe Saladino, recently posted a pretty ridiculous, stupid, racist prank video that has the internet up in arms. The video, entitled "Terrorism, RADICAL Islam vs RADICAL Christianity (Social Experiment)" was uploaded just one day after the tragic Orlando shooting that left 49 people dead, but Saladino thought it would be a great time to show the world just how big of an insensitive dick he could be in the name of getting internet attention.

The video, which Saladino calls a "social experiment," features himself and a friend dropping a small, metal box in front of unsuspecting civilians and running off. Here comes the not-so-subtly racist part: Saladino depicts a "radical Christian" wearing jeans and a tee shirt yelling "Praise Jesus" before running away, while his friend is dressed in what Saladino calls "traditional Islamic attire" and yells a bastardized version of "Allahu akbar" after dropping the box. What could possibly go wrong?

PS, if you are one of those people who hate joke stealers more than exploiting ridiculous stereotypes and a fearful populance, this video was completely ripped off from countless others that came before it.

Now, Saladino seems pretty confused as to how this prank could possibly be offensive, despite his disclaimer at the top of the video that says, "This video shouldn't offend anyone." He even released a video of him explaining why the video isn't in bad taste and uploaded it to his channel. It includes charming lines like "People did die...that's very unfortunate."

He also claims that he chose to upload the video the day after attack because the topic was "relevant," so of course he had to be opportunistic when it came to profiting off the nation's largest mass shooting.

So what is this video trying to prove? That Americans are Islamophobic? That they didn't have a spare KKK costume handy for the "Radical Christianity" segment so he had to wear a tee shirt and jeans instead?

A weepy Saladino uploaded a video a day after the prank video went viral alleging that someone attacked him after seeing the video. Even if you think Saladino is a pretty massive jerk, everyone should agree that it is wrong that he was physically assaulted for it.

In a feeble attempt to right his wrongs, Saladino said he would donate the money he made off the "prank" video to the families of the Orlando victims. He has not taken down the video, and despite what anyone says, swears that he did a good thing by uploading it.

On Thursday's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Oprah addressed Donald Trump's one-time proposal that she be his Vice President. The Donald has not made a formal offer to The Oprah; but he mentioned her as a potential veep many years ago, long before he actually ran for office. Oprah made it clear that she would never join Trump's ticket, and that she would never run for any public office. If she ever did decide to run for office, she should definitely announce it on a show by telling every audience member to open a gift box. "You get a candidate! You get a candidate! Everybody gets a candidate!"

Oprah also acknowledged that, given Trump's success, she now feels more than qualified to run:

Everyone knows the best part of an Oprah presidency would be her life partner, because he would be known as the "First Stedman."

Kim Kardashian got naked for GQ, and it'sincredible. Not because she's naked, not at all, but because at this point her nudity is a mere backdrop to all her other headlines. After the same GQ cover story, people freaked out that Kim Kardashian had gossiped about Taylor Swift. That Kim Kardashian talked casually about tampering with O.J evidence.Even that Kim Kardashian has angel-soft boobs that "make velvet feel like splinters."

But when you're done talking about those boobs, she'll also show them to you.

Kim's bare body has become the screen saver to the giant, whirring computer that is her life. It's just the ever-present backdrop to her other, and at this point juicier, stories.

But still, she does it so well.

"Even though I'm an ass girl, Kanye always says my boobs don't get as much attention as they deserve," Kim told GQ about her extremely famous boobs. Still, admittedly, they are not quite as famous as the butt that annoyingly coined the phrase "break the internet."

Headlines aside, the GQ piece did give a gorgeously written, compelling, and insightful look into The Life of Kim and the way she's changed since she became a part of The Life of Pablo.

Things seemed to really take off for her around the occasion of her third marriage—this time to one of the most critically respected musicians of the modern era, a union that earned her cachet as an artist's muse.

Kim's no longer just a sex symbol, she's a muse. "Her provocative selifes were no longer just attention-seeking; now they were also body positive." So if someone sees your mouse lingering over one of the above photos, just tell them it's art now. And if you want more photos, you're in luck. There will be more. Many more. For many decades, and until the end of time.