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Congresswoman proposes drug testing rich people who get tax breaks like welfare recipients.

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Taking a break from the 2016 election, let's turn to an amusing twist on the everyday craziness of how American government works: Wisconsin Rep. Gwen Moore wants to treat the richest recipients of government largesse the same way we treat the poorest by forcing them to submit to drug testing before giving them taxpayer benefits.

"We’re not going to get rid of the federal deficit by cutting poor people off Snap," said Moore, referring to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or food stamps, "But if we are going to drug-test people to reduce the deficit, let’s start on the other end of the income spectrum."

As a side note, Rep. Moore has the best official portrait ever. That is a look you do not want to mess with.

Specifically, Moore's bill would force wealthy individuals with over $1,000,000 in annual income who are seeking more than $150,000 in itemized deductions to send a clear drug test to the IRS along with their tax forms. Individuals wishing to avoid a drug test can take the lower standard deduction.

Moore's bill, the Top 1% Accountability Act, is very unlikely to pass. But, Moore hopes, it could help people see through the stigmatization of poor people. As she writes on her congressional website:

As I’ve said time and time again, the notion that those battling poverty are somehow more susceptible to substance abuse is as absurd as it is offensive. If anything, our nation’s opioid crisis continues to underscore how substance addiction knows no social, racial, or economic distinctions. The time has come to stop vilifying vulnerable American families for being poor and start focusing on the policies that will help create an economy that works for everyone.

In fact, the poorest members of society use drugs at lower rates than middle- or high-income individuals. This might seem counterintuitive until you remember that drugs cost money, and poor people generally tend to do things that cost money at lower rates than people with money.

Seriously, this picture should have its own article. You can hear Rep. Moore not buying your bullsh*t right through the screen.

In fact, the seven states that currently drug test recipients of welfare (formally known as Temporary Assistance to Needy Families, or Tanf) found that less than 1% welfare recipients were drug users, compared to 9.4% of the general population. Welfare recipients are literally almost 10 times less likely to use drugs than people who can afford drugs. "We might really save some money by drug-testing folks on Wall Street," said Moore, "who might have a little cocaine before they get their deal done."

Nonsense in this picture: none.

Furthermore, she says, the discrepancy in the amount of money given to rich citizens dwarfs poverty assistance programs. "The benefits we give to poor people are so limited compared to what we give to the top 1%,” Moore told reporters, "It’s a drop in the bucket." The mortgage interest deduction, probably one of the most popular, costs roughly the same as the food stamp program—about $70 billion a year—and is skewed towards the top of the income spectrum to people with large and multiple houses. "Even Oprah gets the mortgage interest deduction," said Moore.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were keeping government money out of the hands of drug users. Is that not what you wanted to do? Lolololol." - not an actual quote.

Moore has long been an advocate for de-stigmatizing government assistance, emphasizing her own story of using food stamps and welfare to help her work her way out of poverty and off of assistance.

Currently, federal law prohibits drug testing as a requirement to receive food stamps. There are lawsuits pending from several Republican governors to overturn this and allow them to force Snap recipients to submit to testing.


Women in porn discuss the challenges of having a relationship in their line of work.

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The behind-the-porn channel WoodRocket interviewed 18 women (see below for the cast list) who do the porn for a living and asked them "How does doing porn affect your relationship?" The short answer is that it requires a lot of maturity on the part of the significant other, but it can raise a lot of other challenges as well. It also pushes a lot of people to date within the porn industry, even though that's seen as unlikely to work out long-term.

Appearing in the video are Aiden Starr, Vyxen Steel, Dava Foxx, Draven Star, Jade Nile, Anna Bell Peaks, Jenna J Ross, Veruca James, Yhivi, April O'Neil, Trinity St Clair, Amber Ivy, Missy Martinez, Lily Lane, Star Nine, Dixie Comet, Aubrey Snow, and Violet Monroe and let's just pretend you're not copying and pasting one or more of those names into your incognito tab right now.

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Illustrator mixes calligraphy and doodling to produce mesmerizing '6-second animals.'

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Andrew Fox uses his calligrapher's flat-tip pen to create extremely stylized animals in just a few short strokes, and not only is the result deeply pleasing, but the process is very satisfying to watch. Titled '6-Second Animals,' you will find yourself watching this for much longer. It's like letting someone meditate for you, except you also get a pretty picture.

1. This crab looks like it just walked out of an Atari game.

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2. This flamingo is made up of 8 brushstrokes.

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3. This squirrel is only 6, which is nuts.

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4. But this snail blows by them all at a speedy 5 strokes.

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5. But this rhino is the most relaxing to watch.

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6. A cat (because it's obligatory).

My first serious post, be gentle..https://www.behance.net/gallery/19345719/6-Second-AnimalsOh boy fp... send me pictures of cats. That's how it works, right?

Head to Fox's Behance site and you can see even more calligraphic creatures, like this stunning jellyfish:

21 funny tweets about Fathers' Day for you to read to your dad as he mans the grill.

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Happy Father's Day to all those dads out there perusing the interwebs before/instead of spending quality time with your kids. Here are 21 of the funniest tweets about Father's Day we could find for you to read in the bathroom while you enjoy some gosh darn peace and quiet for once before heading back into the chaos of family life.

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Watch filthy dads get scrubbed down and cleaned up in the most bizarre video of Fathers' Day.

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In a world of vloggers, perennial outrage and cheap text memes, Super Deluxe still makes the kind of bizarre video content that the Internet was founded on—and Dad Wash is no exception. The channel that brought you the most insane memeification of the presidential race is back to get these dads ready for Fathers' Day. After first getting them as dirty as possible, they're cleaned at full blast and dressed in perfect dad outfits.

If that wasn't enough dad action for you, here's the full 17-minute version:

Seeing this guy's 'mask' of blackheads get cleared away is proof that popping videos help people.

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You should feel very good about your addiction to "popping" videos, because you help people overcome skin conditions that can have a major impact on their quality of life—like Dr. Pimple Popper's patient known affectionately as the "Masked Man." The patients who appear in these videos get their visits for free in exchange for permission to show them online—making non-medically-necessary visits to a dermatologist affordable for people with low incomes or bare-bones insurance plans. It's not always just acne, either. Some of it is...bigger.

When the Masked Man first came into Dr. Sandra Lee's office, his blackheads were so thick and numerous that they resembled a Mike Tyson-esque face tattoo. At this point, they were so tough and hardened that this first pass was just weakening their defenses:

But thanks to the hands-on treatment and medicine Dr. Lee prescribed, the Mask was ready for maximum extraction in this extremely explosive second visit (which is in two parts):

Even though it has the fewest blackheads, the third visit is the most satisfying. You get to see Dr. Lee finish her project, and you can see that the Masked Man is now just a man who has his face back (also in two parts).

So, the next time someone says you're weird for watching these, just remember: they're terrible people for not watching these.

Anton Yelchin, 'Star Trek's Chekov, killed by his own car at home at the age of 27.

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Sad news is breaking that in the early hours of Sunday, June 19, the Russian-born actor Anton Yelchin, died in a bizarre car accident in his own driveway. The 27-year-old was best known for playing the brainy PavelChekov in the modern reboot of the Star Trek series.

According to TMZ, Yelchin's friends went to his San Fernando Valley house after Anton failed to show up to a rehearsal. There, at about 1 AM, they found their friend pinned between a brick mailbox and his own car at the bottom of a steep driveway. The car was in neutral. As of yet, police do not suspect foul play.

As a young up-and-coming actor, Anton's death has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, particularly among his Star Trek castmates. The newest installment of the franchise is set for release on July 22. This will be a tough month for his friends, who will all contractually have to do press circuits for the film.

Many others weighed in from Hollywood and beyond.

RIP Anton Yelchin 1989-2016.

24 of the best live reactions on social media to the much-hyped 'Battle of the Bastards' on 'Game of Thrones.'

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! It's (finally) the Battle of the Bastards. Jon Snow! Ramsay Bolton! Two men enter. One man leaves. Experience the shock all over again through these 24 LIVE reactions from comedians on social media to Game Of Thrones season 6, episode 9, 'Battle Of The Bastards.'

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Iggy Azalea broke up with Nick Young. That took long enough.

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If you recall, back in March, it came to light that Nick Young confessed on camera that he cheated on his fiancée Iggy Azalea. The incident, which gave celebrity-fiends and followers of basketball something to converse about, seemed to be the sure end of the couple. And yet, they valiantly persevered—until now.

Azalea announced their separation on Instagram.

It's a heartfelt, poetic announcement.

Young, meanwhile, had this to say.

Their rather distinct announcements are the break-up version of this meme:

At least Azalea stuck around long enough to share about how she saved Young from getting "BORN REBLE" tatted on his back.

Given his way with words, Young's lucky he spelled "Single" right in his tweet.

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