Someecards has found its newest writer, and he's a little kid by the name of Oscar. His father, Redditor MundoCani, shared what is essentially the kid's writing application on Reddit. The dad's a chef, and his son's keen understanding of the work environment is all the evidence needed to know that this kid's hilarious.

To Daddy,

hope you have a nice time at work (you won't).

Love,

Oscar

Ah yes, great work. Oscar, please file this one under Cute Kids, and be in at work at 9 am tomorrow. You're going to love the working world (you won't.)

Blake Lively is a lucky woman because she gets to see Ryan Reynolds naked whenever she wants, and thanks to a pretty explicit sex montage in Deadpool, everyone else can, too. Obviously, this is great news for all of us common folk, but bad news for Lively and her daughter James when they have to see it every time an airline offers in-flight movies. Lively sat down with Jimmy Fallon to talk about this one downside to being married to Ryan Reynolds.

Aw, sweet innocent baby James doesn't even know that she is being traumatized by watching someone eat mashed potatoes out of her daddy's butthole. This is special: not many get to pinpoint the very moment they begin to have daddy issues.

For nearly three years, there have been rumors that Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes know each other in the biblical sense. Finally, there's some solid evidence for their relationship thanks to Foxx's friend Claudia Jordan.

Jordan, a former star on Real Housewives of Atlanta, made an appearance on the podcast Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss. Jordan revealed two things worth knowing: 1) she's never hooked up with Foxx and 2) Foxx and Holmes are doing the deed, monogamously. "He is very happy with her," Jordan said of 48-year-old Foxx. "I like that he seems very happy."

The timeline of their romance is vague, since they've done such a good job at hiding it—unlike Holmes's relationship with Tom Cruise. While they were first linked in summer of 2013, Us Weekly said the couple started dating in the fall. E News states that they've been together for over a year and a half.

The pair's reps have repeatedly shot down marriage and pregnancy stories in a valiant effort to quell these rumors. It's unclear why the couple is trying so hard to pretend they don't like each other. 37-year-old Holmes has apparently gone as far as wearing a wig to meet Foxx at his hotel. Perhaps Holmes has learnt her lesson: public displays of affection like couch jumping don't always help a relationship.

Devon Berryann's Facebook post has gone viral for both accepting and celebrating her son, who happens to enjoy wearing nail polish. On Wednesday, Berryann shared a cute picture of her six-year-old son with a moving caption.

"My six year old son likes to wear nail polish. He likes to wear girls’ clothes and tutus. He tells me about the boys he likes at school. He says he will marry them and adopt babies," she wrote, "Maybe he will outgrow it. Maybe not. I love and accept him for who he is. I always thought that doing that would protect him from the pain of hurtful words and bullies, and I didn’t worry."

Berryann went on to write that her son has already experienced bullying at school:

A couple days ago he came home and told me again about kids teasing him at school for his nail polish, and for the first time ever I considered talking him into taking it off. Into hiding that part of himself. Because for the first time ever I was scared that he would be gunned down one night when he was out having a good time with his friends. In that moment I was so terrified that I wondered if it would be better to stop appeasing him. Then I remembered all the reasons I let him be who he wants. Because it makes him happy. Because nothing hurts more than seeing your child truly sad. Because pretending to be someone you’re not to please other people only leads to self-loathing. To depression and to suicide. And that too made me afraid. Why do I have to fear for him because of what he likes and who he cares about? Aren’t we past all this yet?

And she said that its not her son that needs to change, it's society:

I want this world to change. To be better for him. To DESERVE him. Because he is a wonderful, amazing person. He wants to be president. He thinks he is a ninja. He listens when you explain things and remembers it forever. He notices when you’re sad and tries to cheer you up. He has a light about him that just can’t be put out, no matter how hard some people have tried.

The future is unclear for every child, but society's arbitrary gender standards and fear of people who are different means that the road ahead might be difficult for her son in particular.

As scared as I am, I know that this world is not going to change with more fear. It has plenty of that. What it needs is more love and acceptance.

She closed her caption with a call to action:

So yesterday, we went out and bought more nail polish, and today we wore tutus. So here he is world. See my boy for the amazing person he is. Show him love. Show him acceptance. Help us change the world into one that deserves him.

People on Facebook were very moved:

The post got over 9,540 shares in six days, and Berryann posted a follow-up picture of her son saying thank you.

You go, mom!

Postmodern Jukebox takes modern hits and makes them ten times cooler by covering popular songs with old-timey spin. They have done covers of plenty of pop hits, from 'Oops...! I Did it Again" to "Hey Ya," but their recent cover of the 90's rock staple"Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden might be their best yet.

American Idol alum Haley Reinhart absolutely kills it on vocals, and would make both Doris Day and Chris Cornell proud. P.S. - She didn't even win American Idol, she came in third, which proves so hard that that show sucks.

It had been approximately 11 days since whatever joke writer is employed by Hillary Clinton's staff took to Twitter to fire at Donald. So on Tuesday, it was time for another zinger.

They say that you should know your audience, and Clinton's audience knows about chapter 11—bankruptcy. So does Trump, of course, who's gone through four corporate bankruptcies.

Like most comedians, Clinton tried the joke on Twitter and then, seeing it land, immediately incorporated it into her live set. The 30 second set-up starts at around the 1:47:23 mark.

(To be fair, it looks like the Twitter zing was nearly simultaneous with her use of the line in a speech at an Ohio rally.​)

The punch line hits, then Clinton nods and smiles at the revelatory crowd for a full 15 seconds before adding what is known in the comedy business as a "tag." Her line? "Go figure." Needs work, but it was an ad-lib, probably. She's more of a comedy writer than a performer.

Clinton's tweet was also nearly synchronous with one from Trump, who was responding to her speech. Here's a baffling response in which he agrees he's the "king of debt."

If Trump takes something positive away from this exchange, though, it's that he's obvioulsy the one working his own social media.

You've probably heard all the songs of Summer 2016 many times already, but have you heard them all at once? Not until you listen to this remix of all those songs by DJ Earworm, you haven't. Fair warning: apparently DNCE's music video for "Cake by the Ocean" prominently features the Fat Jew, and honestly, f*ck that guy.

Here are all the songs DJ Earworm included on this little gem. Looks like Rihanna and Drake are queen and king of the summer.

Beyonce, "Formation"
Calvin Harris feat. Rihanna, "This Is What You Came For"
Chainsmokers feat. Daya, "Don't Let Me Down"
DNCE, "Cake By The Ocean"
Desiigner, "Panda"
Drake, "One Dance"
Drake, "Summer Sixteen"
Fifth Harmony, "Work From Home"
Flo Rida, "My House"
G-Eazy feat Bebe Rexha, "Me, Myself and I"
Lukas Graham, "7 Years"
Zara Larsson, "Lush Life"
Zara Larsson & MNEK, "Never Forget You"
Mike Posner, "I Took A Pill In Ibiza (SeeB Remix)"
Rihanna, "Needed Me"
Rihanna feat. Drake, "Work"
Justin Timberlake, "Can't Stop The Feeling"
Twenty One Pilots, "Stressed Out"
Zayn, "Pillowtalk"

Billionaire genius Mark Zuckerberg apparently has a fairly low-tech protection against hackers who might take control of his webcam or microphone: tape. Chris Olson, who works at tech company called Replicated, tweeted a few observations about a photo posted to the Zuck's Facebook on Tuesday.

Olson referenced a Wired article for anyone confused about the security measures, and the headline pretty much explains what Zuck's trying to avoid: "How To Keep The NSA From Spying Through Your Webcam."

You're probably looking for some dark-colored tape for your webcam right now. The Zuck approves. The hackers do not.

As far as the audio goes, Wired explains that "muting the mic won't work, since it's possible for an intruder to unmute it. Your best defense is probably to insert a dummy plug into the microphone jack to prevent sound from being picked up by the internal mic."

So go get some tape, make yourself a dummy mic by "simply cutting off the unneeded portion of an old microphone plug," and be like Zuck. But without the billions of dollars. Or the over-scrutinized photos. Or the envy of the Winklevoss twins.

The twins could not be reached for comment, but it's entirely possible they discovered this whole "tape over the camera" thing before Mark.

Happy #NationalSelfieDay! Today was the day to post your best, worst and funniest selfies (formerly known as self-portraits, or "Gratuitous Pictures Of Yourself" as we called them back in the aughts). Many Twitter users poked fun at this solemn occasion, as these 21 funny #NationalSelfieDay tweets show. Enjoy!

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Redditor NANAs_Mic posted a fun observation about a possible curse left by Robert Baratheon on the Stark family in Game of Thrones. The Reddit post includes images from the first season of the show, when Baratheon and the Lannisters visited the Starks at Winterfell. Apparently, everyone that Robert Baratheon touched upon greeting them at Winterfell ended up dying a terrible death.

Here he is in front of the Starks and the rest of the Winterfell crew (shout-out to Hodor kicking it on the left):

Baratheon begins with Eddard, who later got in over his head with the Lannisters:

All hail the King in the North, guest of honor at The Red Wedding:

And Rob's dear mother Catelyn, of course also in attendance at the wedding:

And Rickon, who later became a moving target for Ramsay Bolton:

Here's the video of all the exchanges:

Curiously, Baratheon did not touch Bran, but said he'd be a soldier after he showed off his arm muscles for him. Harsh.

Seiji Kawasaki is a Japanese wood-carving artist who makes incredibly realistic wood carvings that look like food. Why? "The person who looks at my work feels like eating even though he knows that it is actually wood. I think that’s very interesting," Kawasaki told Bored Panda. "I think, at the same time, my work is also a fan art of food. I’m a fan of food." So is Someecards (or at least the humans who work here)! Here are some of his best wooden works. Don't even try to eat them! Not only are they wood, these are just pictures!

1. This asparagus? Wooden.

2. "Potato chips?" More like "wood chips."

3. "Chocolate bar?" More like "chocolate bark." Wait, that's a real thing.

4. This croissant? Très wood.

5. This toast is as wooden as George Washington's teeth. Even more so, because this toast isn't just a historical rumor.

6. WOOD you guess that this isn't really a shrimp? Well? WOOD you?

7. These aren't sardines. They're fake food, made of a very, special, beautiful material. Namely, wood.

8. The band Red Hot Chili Peppers has a bassist named Flea, but the pest this red hot chili pepper needs to worry about is wood mites, because it's made of wood!

9. Is this a pork dumpling or a vegetable dumpling? Trick question: it's a wood dumpling. All wood.

10. Wooden't you know it, these bell peppers are also carved from the deceased matter of plant life.

11. If you don't think this peanut is made of wood, you are nuts! But it's not nuts, it's wood! Also, peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes. But these aren't really legumes, because they're wood.

Steve Hofstetter, a vest-loving comedian who's built a career on destroying hecklers in viral videos, is back with a video in which he (wait for it) destroys a heckler. In this clip, Hofstetter is onstage at The Comedy Palace in San Diego when he launches into a bit in support of athlete/commentator Jessica Mendoza. A man in the audience, watching the show with his family, shouts "Next!" at Hofstetter, and that's when the fireworks begin.

It's a good reminder that you should never, under any circumstances, heckle a comedian. Even if it will make them famous, it will ruin the show for everyone else. And you'll look like an a**hole.

Supermodel Bella Hadid, or as you know her, "one of those Hadids," has pretty consistently kept her hair a striking dark chestnut shade, even though she's naturally a blonde. That, however, may have changed, depending on whether or not Hadid is wearing a blonde-and-pink wig in this picture:

Evidence against: Hadid posted the below photo a few hours after she posted her pink haired photo. However, it's not clear that the woman in this photo is Hadid, or that it was taken after the photo she posted previously.

Plus, her hair looks light in this picture:

Hadid has said that she kept her hair darker so people wouldn't confuse her for her older sister Gigi Hadid. They certainly look alike even without the twin hair colors.

On her way back from a trip to Cancun with her four-year-old son and his dad on Monday, Selma Blair mixed wine and prescription pills. This concoction led Blair to shout things like, "He burns my private parts. He won't let me eat or drink." When it came time to deplane, Blair rode out on a stretcher and had a layover at the hospital.

After recovering from what was surely a very rough hangover, the 43-year-old actress and her team released a statement to Vanity Fair regarding the incident.

I made a big mistake yesterday. After a lovely trip with my son and his Dad, I mixed alcohol with medication, and that caused me to black out and led me to say and do things that I deeply regret. My son was with his Dad asleep with his headphones on, so there is that saving grace. I take this very seriously, and I apologize to all of the passengers and crew that I disturbed and am thankful to all of the people who helped me in the aftermath. I am a flawed human being who makes mistakes and am filled with shame over this incident. I am truly very sorry.

Blair's sincere-sounding statement and her admission that she blacked out like a college kid infers that Blair isn't doing this on the reg. So give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she simply wanted to take a nap on the plane, failing to realize that alcohol and downers are a verrrrry bad mix.

Whether the result of a continued publicity scheme or because they actually tolerate each other's presence, Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift attended a concert together. Not just any concert—it was squad member​ Selena Gomez's concert. Video footage confirms that the two had a good time.

Swift's BFF Abigail (of "Fifteen" fame) Snapchatted the event.

You can better analyze Hiddleston's experience in this still:

Up on the left-hand side we have 26-year-old pop star Taylor Swift enjoying the tunes of her good friend, Selena Gomez. Next to her is 35-year-old accomplished actor Tom Hiddleston, who seems like a good-natured guy. Despite evidence of the couple dancing together at the Met Gala that suggests he enjoys good/bad pop music, there's still something about his aura that cries out "WHY AM I HERE?"

In this video, Hiddleston and Swift wrap arms around each other, thus reminding the grown man why he went to a Selena Gomez concert.

Here's Hiddleston trying to pretend he knows what's going on.

In this video, a bunch of teenage girls burst their vocal chords screaming for Taylor Swift, who busies herself with holding Hiddleston's hand.

No one wanted to give a shout out to poor Tom Hiddleston? They probably haven't seen Only Lovers Left Alive or Thor—wait a second, these are teen girls. They have seen Thor at least twice.

Rebecca Wyn Owen from Manchester, UK was having fun on Snapchat, which got even more fun when she realized her mom didn't know what Snapchat was. Owen was playing around with the app's trippy filters and sent a pic to her mom, who was very concerned that her daughter literally looked like a total square.

For reference, this is what Owen looks like without the filter:

Owen's mom was genuinely concerned.

She committed to the bit.

Then Owen raised the stakes with a new shape.

She finally confessed, but mom was mad.

While this chapter has a happy ending, just wait until she sees her daughter turn into a dog.

A couple might fight constantly in public, but it's impossible to know if that bickering portends a more tender relationship behind the scenes, right? Not according to the following Redditors, who shared the sometimes-obvious signs they look for that indicate a couple's about to become the two latest residents of Splitsville.

Here are a few of the most poignant answers to Reddit's question: "What are the telltale signs that you're heading for a breakup?" Don't be nervous reading these; they're not experts or nothin'. Even if they do hit a little too close to your broken heart.

1. Phillip-che's words of wisdom should tell you: this list gets fairly melancholic.

2. Apparently you're supposed to enjoy the time you spend with your partner? PlinyPompei says:

3. Mrthereverend's partner was clearly already married to her job.

4. The commenters were unable to refrain from making inappropriate jokes at mani_mani's expense.

5. Thescott2k had to make an exception for anyone playing League of Legends.

6. Take a break for a meta-comment on how you feel reading this.

7. And one more meta-comment from chachicka22.

8. Back to business. Helpful has an anecdote that will have you paying close attention to your conversations.

9. ShawnKelevra holds a grudge, but seems healthy enough to post anonymously about it on Reddit.

10. Hard to find out if your SO is doing this one from JoeyBulgaria, but you know if you are.

11. Following up on number 10, shamanic_panic explains:

12. Go ahead, read this one from shippinglaw and start going through the checklist.

13. And finally, Ace_Rockolla has some shade for OP.