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Nicki Minaj took to Instagram to push the limits of what is considered clothing.

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Nicki Minaj celebrated the Fourth of July by posting pictures of herself on Instagram wearing not much clothing but a whole lot of shoe. The first ensemble consisted of a black—what are those things called? Bodysuits? Leotards? It's an item of clothing that resemble a swimsuit but probably is not a swimsuit, because she wore it with thigh-high sandals and nothing else. This one was clearly her favorite of the two, because she posted four almost identical pictures of herself in it.

Yesterday's look ~ Happy 4th of JULY!!!!!!!!!

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on

The other outfit is a bustier, some sort of bikini bottoms, and pink high heels. You can tell she's not that into it, because she's not smiling.

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on

After this one, she went back to the first one, and couldn't stop posing.

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on

Look at that smile! No, look higher. Nope, way above her thighs and butt, near the top of the picture, on her face. There you go! See how happy she is in this? So carefree and comfy! Fuck a pair of pants, is what she's thinking.

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on

These black shoes are not kidding around, though. She is going to get the weirdest tan lines.


21 celebrities who celebrated July 4 the way our forefathers would have wanted: on Instagram.

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If you had the best Fourth of July ever, then you're not alone. Everyone, including celebrities, took to social media this holiday weekend to show off their American pride/rockin' bikini bodies. Here are 21 celebs who celebrated Independence Day so hard they're probably as hungover as you are today.

1. Kate Hudson celebrated by pretending she was going to go mountain biking in her bikini.

From my airbrushed ass to yours... Happy fourth!!! 🇺🇸😉💃😘😜👙🍑🍉🍻🎉🇺🇸

A photo posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on

2. Rihanna celebrated by putting on more clothes than usual.

Happy 4th

A photo posted by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on

3. Heidi Klum tried to pass for a lazy American. Nice try.

Happy 4 th of July 😻💋❤️

A photo posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on

4. Kate Upton partied with her cute dad.

Happy birthday dad!!!

A photo posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on

5. Reese Witherspoon celebrated America's Independence with an awkwardly staged photo shoot for some reason.

Happiest 4th of July, folks! 🎉❤️💋🇺🇸 #regram @draperjames

A video posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on

6. January Jones went camping, and was not too happy about it.

I don't think I'm a camping person. #merica #happyfourth

A photo posted by January Jones (@januaryjones) on

She cheered up once she found a pool though.

Wishing everyone a happy and safe 4th! 🌊💥🇺🇸

A photo posted by January Jones (@januaryjones) on

7. Joe Jonas had somebody watch him and his brother watch fireworks.

Keeping the tradition alive. Happy Fourth of July everyone.

A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on

8. Paris Hilton celebrated by proving she's still around, you guys.

Happy 4th! ✨✨🇺🇸✨✨

A photo posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on

9. Katie Cuoco got festive af with her boyfriend Norman Cook.

10. Chrissy Tiegen & John Legend relaxed by the pool while OMG no one was watching their baby. (Just kidding, trolls!)

☀️☀️☀️ #REVOLVEinthehamptons

A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

That face you make when you realize no one is watching your baby.

Hashtag cant swim #cantswim #REVOLVEinthehamptons #cravingsBBQ @revolve

A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

11. Neil Patrick Harris went full dad and turned grill master.

A lovely weekend. Finally, someone lets me be the Grill Master! Thanks #HeinekenLight

A photo posted by Neil Patrick Harris (@nph) on

12. Cindy Crawford got on a paddle board, or at least seriously thought about it.

Holiday weekend activities. #GetOutside 🇺🇸

A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on

13. Emma Roberts got silly with her gal pal.

👻🇺🇸🌭

A photo posted by Emma Roberts (@emmaroberts) on

14. Ryan Phillipe probably paid someone to cut up this watermelon.

sat flow --- just doin some watermelon sculptures for the 4th nbd 🍉🍉🍉🍉 (@artfido)

A photo posted by @ryanphillippe on

15. Lea Michelle brought cupcakes.

HAPPY 4TH! 🇺🇸

A photo posted by Lea Michele (@msleamichele) on

But it doesn't look like she ate any...

HAPPY JULY! 💦

A photo posted by Lea Michele (@msleamichele) on

16. Jessica Chastain celebrated by trying too hard.

What a beautiful #july4th surprise! Sending so much love to my countrymen from across the sea! #independanceday

A video posted by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) on

17. Taylor Swift celebrated surrounded by attractive people. #squadgoals

Happy 4th from us ❤️

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

18. Looks like Mariska Hargitay's going to be in a new show called Law and Order U.S.A.

19. Amy Schumer celebrated her independence from clothing. Again.

An American treasure

A photo posted by @amyschumer on

20. Ashley Tisdale looks like she's celebrating against her will.

Happy 4th of July!!

A video posted by Ashley Tisdale (@ashleytisdale) on

21. Miley Cyrus had a hot dog. (Or at least posted a picture of one.)

Happy 4th from Barbie!!!! ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Selena Gomez blew off Taylor Swift's July 4th party to throw her own traitor barbecue.

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Ok, so Selena "Good 4 U" Gomez and Taylor "I'm Probably A Robot" Swift are supposed to be besties, so why wasn't Gomez at Taylor's annual "Taymerica" party at her Rhode Island Summer house?

Happy 4th from us ❤️

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Listen, everyone is a a fan of Taylor Swift, ok? But she'd be the least fun pop star in the world to hang out with.

Above is the one (1) photo she posted from her party this year, and it screams, "ok, reenact that time you modeled for Tommy Hilfiger while I pretend I've gained sentient powers."

Sure, they're beautiful, but so alone. There's only one dude there and that's probably beta-boyf Tom Hiddleston being forced to hide under the table.

Fine you can come and help carry things but you can't be in the picture.

Come on, either have an all-girl party or don't.

So how you gonna blame a 23-year-old pop star for wanting a little more out of the biggest party day of the summer?

To celebrate her independence from whatever cult evening was happening at Swift-bot's, Selena threw her own bash. This is what she posted from HER party. (Warning: may cause severe FOMO.)

hostess vibes. Happy 4th everyone!

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on

It looks like a music video, filmed by someone who doesn't get credit, and is complete with tons of party-goers she ignores to have her own fun.

Did you see how SelGo brushed off that girl desperate to prove they're frenz? That's how a celebrity parties. Narcissistic and loving it. Everyone else is just lucky to be there.

"I'm so much fun!!!"

Plus, SelGo had the best excuse to skip Swift's banquet by the sea: she was working. She had to be on tour in Phoenix the next day so she partied there instead.

But I think we all know why she planned her tour 3,000 miles away. Good 4 U, Selena, good 4 U.

The Hillary Clinton meme with the Star of David used by Trump seems to be made by a white supremacist.

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Hey, here is something you won't be surprised by: CNN is reporting that the anti-Semitic dogwhistle Hillary Clinton meme Donald Trump tweeted over the weekend was created by a white supremacist. Yea, the presidential candidate who's been caught semi-regularly retweeting things from white supremacist accounts things from white supremacy accounts did it again. Told ya it wasn't surprising.

Although a lot of people have criticized the quiet alliance between Trump and white nationalist groups, using an image of the Star of David over over a bed of money is pretty heavy handed even for him. Still, Trump maintains that the star is a "Sheriff's star," or a "plain star!"

Trump has never seen these before.

Despite what kind of star Trump claims to think it was, it definitely evoked some strong anti-Semitic imagery for most people who have ever seen a Star of David before. Disturbingly, this specific image can be traced to an anti-Semitic, white supremacist message board where it was posted days before Trump tweeted out the image.

Who meeee?

However, Dan Scavino, the poor soul who is Trump's Social Media Director, claims that the campaign didn't create the image, nor did they find it on an anti-semitic message board. He claims that they found the picture on an anti-Hillary twitter account, not realizing that account got it from a bunch of racists. That's so much better, right?

Luckily, instead of having to wonder which anti-Hillary Twitter account the image came from, the creator voluntarily stepped forward. The now defunct Twitter @FishBoneHead1 claims to have made the image, and his parents are probably so proud. @FishBoneHead1 tweeted at the Hill Newspaper, showing journalists there the 'original file,' which he first tweeted out on June 15. If you are not familiar with @FishBoneHead1's work, here are some choice images he has tweeted recently.

But don't call Dan Scavino a bigot just because he tweeted a very anti-Semitic image from a Twitter account devoted to making anti-Semitic images! He is quick to point out that he has spent many lovely Yom Kippurs with his wife's Jewish family. That makes this all okay, right?

But it does raise the question of how this keeps happening. Trump's daughter and son-in-law are Jewish. Nevertheless, the affection white nationalist and neo-nazi groups have for him is disturbingly well-known. Basically, because Trump has very few staffers, his campaign crowdsources a lot of images like this from his fans. His fan base happens to be riddled with neo-Nazis who feel their time has come. Therefore, no one at Trump HQ has to be a neo-Nazi to accidentally appropriate hate speech for campaign purposes. They just have to be too lazy or too indifferent to care.

Petition calls for Jesse Williams to be fired from 'Grey's Anatomy' because he spoke about race.

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TV actor Jesse Williams won the humanitarian award at the BET Awards this year, and his impassioned speech about equal rights and justice went viral. The speech hit on Black Lives Matter, police brutality, and cultural appropriation. You can read the entire speech here or watch below.

Now, a petition is circulating to get Williams fired from Grey's Anatomy on the grounds that his speech was racist and anti-police (sound familiar?). The petition, started by a person named Erin Smith, has over 4,500 signatures so far. Here is why Smith thinks Williams should be fired:

Jesse Williams spewed a racist, hate speech against law enforcement and white people at the BET awards. If this was a white person making the same speech about an African American, they would have been fired and globally chastised, as they should be, but there has been no consequences to Williams' actions. There's been no companies making a stand against his racist remarks and no swift action condemning his negative attitude. Why was Burke's character fired from Grey's Anatomy after his inappropriate homophobic slur, but nothing for Jesse Williams? Why the one-way street? Why the support for a hater? Why the hypocrisy? #AllLivesMatter All humans bleed the same color. #EqualConsequences4RacistBehavior

Also, don't assume that this person named Erin Smith is white (why would you think that?). She added on a "special note" to those who are making assumptions about her on the petition.

A special note to all the people making assumptions: Who said I was white? Who said I'm a Trump supporter? This is not about politics. This is about equal consequences for racist behavior. If this was an Asian, Mexican, Caucasian or whoever saying the same exact words as Jesse Williams did, I would be against it and petitioned them to be fired if they did not suffer the same consequences as others have suffered for their irrational behavior. We're all adult human beings. Why not act that way? Instead of lashing out with immature and obnoxious name calling, do something about getting everyone to look at everyone in the same light. Make a difference!

Yeah! Make a difference! Get someone fired from their job for making a speech about social injustice!

Not to worry, it looks like a small group of offended white people aren't going to result in the premature demise of Dr. Jackson Avery just yet​. ShondaRhimes, creator of Grey's Anatomy, tweeted her reaction to hearing about the petition.

Others chimed in with their thoughts on the petition.

Anyway, most of the signatures on the petition are from people crying "reverse racism" and saying things like "but his own mother is white!" as if that means anything. As they continue to miss the point, the numbers of signatures increase. If the petition reaches 5000 signatures, Smith will be forwarding it to ABC, who will probably crumple it up and toss it directly into the trash.

An audience member asked Stephen Colbert how he knew his wife was 'the one.' You'll be glad they did.

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Before every episode of The Late Show, just as he did before every Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert comes out to talk to the audience and take a few questions. One night, someone asked him how he knew his wife was "the one." Rather than balking at this personal intrusion, the comedian lit up, excited to tell the story (even though it probably took up more time than he had available). It's. Got. Everything. Stephen at a crossroads in life, eyes locking from across the room, a boy and a girl realizing they'd grown up near each other, incredible coincidences, and love at first sight (for Stephen, anyway). It also somehow involves the Odyssey.

Q&A: How did you know she was the one?

Every night before the show, Stephen takes a few questions from the audience. Here's a special one. *Colbert's correction: the sneeze is not from the Nausicaa episode, it's Penelope during Odysseus' return to Ithaca! Happy 4th!

Posted by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Monday, July 4, 2016

Woman's plastic surgery horror story is why you should never order a nose job off a menu.

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Tuesday's episode of Botched features Carmen, a male-to-female transgendered woman. She has undergone many surgeries since deciding to transition in high school, which is probably why she was attracted to one Mexico chop-shop's offer of "buy three surgeries get the fourth one free."

This is what a good deal looks like.

There are a few things you should never try to get a deal on: parachutes, condoms, and plastic surgery.

"It was like going to a fast food restaurant and you're going to the menu board and picking what you want," Carmen tells the doctors.

That should have been her first clue. Everyone knows the food you get almost never looks like the picture on the menu.

This, but for a human face.

According to ENews, Carmen has already gone to a couple other plastic surgeons to fix her botched job, but still has problems breathing through her nose and has some funky cartilage action in her ears.

This is the heat-lamp equivalent of ear cartilage surgeries.

All of a sudden, her "buy three get one free deal" became more of a "buy three have reconstructive surgery five more times to fix this terrible mistake."

Hopefully, the fact that her story has made it to TV means that she regains her ability to breathe, and that these surgeons resemble nothing like short-order cooks.

Find out Tuesday at 9 on E!

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11 celebrities who were betrayed by the sun.

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Judging by their social media, celebrities spend most of their summer days partying poolside. Life looks posh and perfect for the most part, but even the rich and famous can't help but fall victim to nature's #1 frienemy, the sun. No matter how many Instagram followers you have, you can avoid a tan tragedy this summer by applying a high SPF or simply never leaving your couch. Whatever you do, don't end up like these 11 celebs who got burned. Literally.

The sun can't hurt you if you never see it.

1. Trying to figure out the outfit Lena Dunham was wearing that covered her neck, torso, armpits, and face while she got this sunburn.

2. If only Miley Cyrus' SPF was as high as she usually is.

3. Ashley Benson's sunburn made her shed her skin like a snake. Wonder how many creeps would try to buy that on eBay?

Yes guys. That's my skin. #sunburn

A photo posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on

4. At least Kelly Osbourne knows it's dumb to skip the sunscreen.

5. Adam Devine seems like the kind of dude who'd permanently have this bro-burn.

6. Juliette Lewis' tan lines kinda look like the bat signal. SEND ALOE!

Wow look at this jackass move.. #Texas #Sunwhipped.

A photo posted by Juliette Lewis (@juliettelewis) on

7. Sam Smith probably got this sunburn just to show off how skinny he got.

8. Can't tell if Justin Bieber's sunburn hurts or not because he's always making that pouty face.

1day vacay

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

9. Love that Britney Spears admits her spray tan is orange. Maybe next time don't use Cheetos dust, Brit.

Got a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa 😜

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

10. Forget the tan lines. The craziest thing about this pic is seeing Kim Kardashian wearing a shirt.

11. Not sure if it's the work of a spray tan, tanning bed, or what, but some form of sun-worship gone wrong did this to Donald Trump's face.

All new @apprenticenbc starts right now!

A photo posted by Donald J. Trump (@realdonaldtrump) on

Orange-ya glad you don't leave your house?

People with food allergies share fun stories of the times they almost died.

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Having a food allergy is terrifying. Imagine if something that most people eat every day could kill you. It’s like being vegetarian, but if eating meat murdered you. Also, you have to trust other people when they tell you your potential murderer is not present in the food they prepare. Unless it is, because they forgot, or don’t care, or don’t know. Here are some horror stories from redditors who ate that thing they’re not supposed to eat.

1. AgEx came face to face with a jerk. A very well-seasoned jerk. And a chicken, too.

I had a pretty serious incident pretty recently actually. Lady went into anaphylaxis over a chicken sandwich.

She was in the ICU for nearly a week with a breathing tube in. Had an ulcerated larynx, had to get a trach put in to assist in the healing process.

Just bad news all around, over a damn chicken sandwich. Phosphates in the jerk seasoning.

2. And to think that Snowman526 could’ve picked one of the 7,455 other things on the menu at the Cheesecake Factory.

I can't bring myself to eat cheesecake anymore. Ever since the class trip I took in 8th grade to Baltimore, I can't. We went to the inner harbor for lunch before going to the aquarium, and the students had free roam. My friend and I decided to go to the Cheesecake Factory for desert. I'm SEVERELY allergic to walnuts. There were walnuts in the slice that I got, there was no type of allergy warning at all. I took two bites of it, and I got a very annoying itching sensation in my tongue and down my throat. Soon, I was struggling to breath and sitting on the curb. My body was going numb and my vision was starting to go black... meanwhile, my teachers were just staring at me. They weren't doing anything. Luckily, EMS got there in time with an oxygen tank. An ambulance came and took me to the hospital. My principal rode in it with me and made sure I got home safely. To this day, I can't bring myself to eat it... I remember that awful itching/burning feeling

3. At least the person this deleted user saw doesn’t have to eat in the dining hall anymore.

I work at a college dining hall, so most of it is self-serve. Student with nut allergy goes to desserts station, looks for nut-free dessert, picks up spatula, serves self dessert, is taken to hospital very soon after with anaphylaxis. Near as we can tell, another student picked up the spatula from the nut-free dessert to serve one with nuts, and put it back (could also be our fuckup; who knows? The student theory is the official dogma at work). Student is now off the meal plan.

4. User mk44 has a most eggs-cellent story about the time he almost killed his boss’s daughter.

I sent my head chefs daughter to hospital because of an egg allergy.

The head chef comes in with his familly on his day off, and they all order brunch. One of his daughters has an egg allergy. I had cooked for her before, so I knew what she could and couldn't eat from our menu.

I cooked some hash browns and bacon on the flat top for her, but forgot that I had cooked a fried egg on there earlier that morning. I scraped it down, but aparantly that wasn't enough.

I put their table up, and 5 minutes later I see the head chef sprint through the restaraunt carrying his daughter under his arm. All I can think was omg I've killed my bosses daughter. I'm going to be fired for sure.

He took her to the hospital and once she got some medicine she was ok. Chef was very cool about it. He wasn't even mad. He said that she hadn't had a reaction in a long time, and they where wondering if she had grown out of her allergy. Now they knew they still need to be careful with her.

5. User raggamuffinchef works at a restaurant in Canada, where the Bloody Mary-like Caesar is popular, except among people deathly allergic to its ingredients.

I'n the US, you have bloody Maries. In the great white North we have Caesars. The difference is y'all use tomato juice, while we use a horrid concoction called clamato, a mix of tomato and clam juice.

A server we had didn't know the difference and didn't know to warn of the possible shellfish allergy. Thankfully the hospital is only 10 blocks away and hey, Canada healthcare. I've adjusted my training guide to teach this now.

6. In Tango10’s family, “pavlova” is a Russian word for “I hope you die.”

My partner's family don't forget, they just don't care! I can't eat anything with egg in it, and without fail, every time we visit for lunch or dinner his mother will serve a pavlova for dessert. She also does this simpering little "sorry Tango10" as she brings it out. She knows what she is doing.

7. Take it from dearwinnies: the lobster bisque probably has shellfish in it.

Well when I was interning at a French restaurant sometime last year. I had a friend (a classmate of mine) who was allergic to shellfish. She knew she was allergic to shellfish but not sure to what extend or what types of shellfish. You know some people can be allergic to prawns but no crabs or something like that. She only knows she can't eat oysters.

So Long story short, we were learning how to make lobster bisque from the Chef in charge and he made us try the lobster bisque so we can know what it should taste like the next time we make it. Knowing that she is allergic to oysters, she wasn't too sure about lobsters she gave it a try. She went into cardiac arrest almost three minutes into tasting a teaspoon of lobster bisque and rode away to the hospital. Well now we all know that she should really stay away from all shellfish, oysters or not.

8. This now deleted user missed half of The Phantom Menace because of a food allergy. On the bright side, they missed half of The Phantom Menace.

Can't eat certain artificial colouring in food, specifically red. At age 8 I ate an entire bag of twizzlers in a theatre during Star Wars episode I and missed the second half of the movie being sick in the bathroom.

9. Apparently this deleted user didn’t know the old adage “white corn = live, red corn = die.”

I ordered chicken flautas at a Tex-Mex restaurant.

They mixed up my order with shrimp flautas. That was the day I discovered I am allergic to shellfish.

I ended up in an ambulance because my throat swelled so badly I couldn't breathe.

The staff at the restaurant claimed I should have known better than to eat the flautas because they use yellow corn tortillas for chicken flautas and red corn tortillas for shrimp. I should have known I was served the wrong color.

Right. That had been the first time I was at that restaurant, I didn't know they had a fucking color scheme. If anything, the red flautas should have tipped off my server that the orders were mixed up.

Still angry about it. They can kill someone with that kind of inattention.

10. Moby1029 didn’t mind their peas and q’s.

Asian cuisine class at 0500 in the morning. It's my final. I'm allergic to peas, and my Chef Instructor knew this, so I didn't add peas to my fried rice. I make my two bowls for him, and set aside one bowl for me on one of the extra prep tables away from my station. After presenting my fried rice and being graded, I went to where i set my spare bowl aside, and accidentally picked up another classmate's bowl...with peas. I was about halfway into the bowl when I realized there were peas, so i discreetly tossed it and went back to work and started slamming water. Almost immediately, my throat started getting scratchy and swelling up. I had to ask permission to run to the store for a Benadryll, a third of the way into my final and had to go through the rest of my final with trouble breathing and my throat feeling like shit.

11. This story from armadillo_party? It’s nuts.

A friend of my dad's is married to a woman with a severe nut allergy; she touches something that was touched by nuts and touched her face? Down for the count. They went to eat at a very fancy restaurant in my city and informed the waiter that she would, in fact, die if she touched nuts. Well that was all taken care of, of course! Nope. Thirty seconds into their meal she is in shock, having a reaction an has stopped breathing. She's okay now, but they sued that place for every cent they had.

'American treasure' Amy Schumer shows off her bikini body, patriotism.

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Oh Amy Schumer, you dazzling gem of realness. The comedian celebrated the Fourth of July on the beach this past weekend wearing a swimsuit, because that's the appropriate thing to wear to a beach. Saluting the camera in front of two huge American flags, Schumer captioned her photo “An American treasure.” And she was probably being snarky, but it's true. She is a goddamn American treasure.

An American treasure

A photo posted by @amyschumer on


A day earlier, the comedian, adorned in goggles, and her sister/road manager posed for a photo in a pool, with a few hashtags making fun of celebrities, like: #hadidsisters #balmain #eattolivedontlivetoeat #eattoeat and #poolmanager.

#hadidsisters #balmain #eattolivedontlivetoeat #eattoeat #poolmanager

A photo posted by @amyschumer on

A few months ago, the 35-year-old comedian and Trainwreck star shared a paparazzi pic of her in a bathing suit photo, sending a message to trolls that she’s “strong and healthy" (read: a woman with a body who is alive and therefore perfectly qualified to wear a swimsuit).


“I meant to write ‘good morning trolls!’” she captioned the pic. “I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy.”

PREACH. So take a hint from Schumer and live free and go to the beach—on Saturday. Because it's Tuesday and some of you have to work.

Bartender uses a customer's food order to send an amusing distress message to the cook.

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On Tuesday, someone who has since deleted their name posted an image of a bar order on Reddit, along with the text "My friend sent this to her bar chef."

Please. Send. Help. Not. Going to. Last. Much. Longer.

The paper says

Urgent Order (Plz make cod n chips ASAP) (Weird man) (is at the bar) (bugging me I) (want him to go) (away).

What's a bar chef, exactly? It's the guy who makes food for people sitting at the bar. Probably. In any case, all women who have gotten stuck talking to a strange man for any period of time can commiserate with this lady's desperation to be rid of him. Especially if you're a bartender, as it seems this woman is, where you're physically stuck in one position and responsible for serving the very person annoying her.

Redditor tavenger5 understands the agony:

Hopefully that fish and "chips" (lol, they're called "French fries," England), came quickly, but that's no guarantee he'd leave her alone. Maybe if she started eating them he'd get the hint, though? At least with food, she could feign choking and then death. After a while, the man would probably give up and leave. Probably.

'Grey's Anatomy' showrunner Shonda Rhimes responds to petition to fire Jesse Williams.

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Earlier today, there was news of a petition started by a woman named Erin Smith to get Jesse Williams fired from Grey's Anatomy for his "racist" speech at the BET Awards. Now Shonda Rhimes, the Grey's Anatomy showrunner, has responded. And guess what, she doesn't have time for all this nonsense.

Here's Williams accepting the Humanitarian Award at the BET Awards and making the speech that Smith finds so offensive.

Smith's petition reads:

Jesse Williams spewed a racist, hate speech against law enforcement and white people at the BET awards. If this was a white person making the same speech about an African American, they would have been fired and globally chastised, as they should be, but there has been no consequences to Williams' actions. There's been no companies making a stand against his racist remarks and no swift action condemning his negative attitude. Why was Burke's character fired from Grey's Anatomy after his inappropriate homophobic slur, but nothing for Jesse Williams? Why the one-way street? Why the support for a hater? Why the hypocrisy? #AllLivesMatter All humans bleed the same color. #EqualConsequences4RacistBehavior

Only an #AllLivesMatter person would call out someone whose race has been treated unjustly by white America for centuries for his "negative attitude." Smith's decision to start a petition to send to ABC makes little sense, considering: a.) Williams' speech wasn't racist, and b.) Shonda Rhimes is a black woman. As is Channing Dungey, the head of ABC.

Williams, who plays Dr. Jackson Avery on the show, also tweeted something alluding to Smith's misguided petition.

Actress Pernell Walker, who has been in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Empire Boardwalk, has created a counter-petition, aimed at making sure Jesse Williams stays on Grey's Anatomy. But don't worry, fans—he's not going anywhere. His speech was gold and so is he. Someone should start a petition forcing petition-maker Smith to take a seat and not say anything at all until she can promise it won't be something dumb. However long that may take.

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18 of the best reactions to Hillary Clinton not getting in trouble over her damn emails.

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The F.B.I. announced today that, while Hillary Clinton and her staff were "extremely careless" in her use of a private email server while Clinton was Secretary of State, the Bureau would not seek charges. "Our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case," said F.B.I. director James B. Comey, who said that for Clinton to be charged, the bureau would need to find proof that she intentionally sent or received classified information. But Twitter comedians gave Clinton another kind of punishment: dumb jokes about the whole thing. Here are 15 of the best reactions from habitual smart-asses:

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If you watch one crazy human trick this week, make it this dude surfing on a BMX bike's handlebars.

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Humans do all sorts of crazy things, but thanks to TV and the Internet, we've seen a lot of them and are no longer impressed by mere talent, skill, or rare physical ability—it takes a lot more to give us the same high. Well, prepare to get your "holy sh**" buzz back, because watching this dude go around a BMX course while standing on his handlebars (how does the bike not flip forward??) will leave your entire body clenched with stress and awe. What makes it even more amazing, not to body shame, is the fact that his physique seems...let's just say "average." His mastery over gravity, however, is damn impressive.

I know exactly what it’s like to be a parent because I have a puppy

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My beloved child.

You don’t have to tell me having kids is hard work. I have a puppy named Biscuit. She sure is a handful! In the morning I have to walk her, then feed her. Later, my dog walker Orson comes and walks her and feeds her, and that night I have to feed her AGAIN. You’re right, having a kid is hard work. But it’s the most rewarding job I’ve ever had.

It’s not easy having it all. I don’t know how I do it. I have a full-time job, but I’m also the full-time dad of an adorable puppy. Luckily, I have help, like my dog walker Orson. He makes his own organic, gluten-free doggie treats. What would I do without him? Right?

Raising a puppy isn’t the cakewalk I thought it would be. There is so much catch and tug of war and snuggles and naps and tug of war. It’s exhausting. Sometimes I get frustrated with her because all she does is bark and roll on her back and beg for belly rubs. Yesterday I had to sternly say “NO” because she wanted to jump into my lap while I was on the computer. But then I looked into her deep brown puppy eyes and it’s all worth it.

I’m proud of my puppy. She sits. She doesn’t poop in the house anymore, much. If I say “roll over” in a soft, high-pitched voice two dozen times she’ll roll over. Hard work pays off is the lesson here. What have you trained your toddler to do? Anything? It’s okay if you haven’t. I understand. You just need patience. We need to support each other.

Whenever you tell me about your newborn it reminds me about all the challenges I face with Biscuit. Sometimes she pukes on the floor and then eats her puke! Ha, ha, ha. But, seriously, do you ever ask yourself why you chose to bring a new life into this world? I worry about Biscuit. I’m glad I surgically removed her ovaries because all male dogs want to do these days is sniff butts and you know where butt sniffing leads. Humping. I want to protect her, but she’s going to grow up from a puppy to a dog.

Has your daughter had all her shots? I was just at the vet the other day. My Biscuit is as healthy as she can be. But the vet is so expensive, you know? Who’s your vet? You want to talk about money? Doggy daycare? Wowzer. I bet you can relate. Orson isn’t cheap. But if it wasn’t for him, I would never have learned that firing up Spotify and playing Future Islands really chills Biscuit out.

Between you and me, Biscuit is a mutt. I rescued her because I’m kind of better than most people? Which is more of a burden than you’d think? I got her DNA tested and she’s definitely part angel. You’ve probably seen pictures of Biscuit on Facebook. I can’t help myself. She’s so precious. Your baby will be precious one day, especially when she’s less wrinkly. But Biscuit was born adorable. I just want to eat her up. Do you ever get that feeling about your human child? Well, maybe you will, in a few years, after she has hair and her eyes are less buggy.

But at the end of the day I just count myself lucky. Lucky that I’m so blessed. Lucky that Biscuit is such a good girl. Lucky that I’m helping to raise the next generation. We sure left the world in a mess, and it’s up to them to clean it up. I don’t know if you agree or not but I believe the children are the future.

Of course, there are a couple of minor differences between a human child and a dog. For instance, if I lose Biscuit, the police won’t come to my door to ask me questions. And, also, Biscuit will love me unconditionally her whole life until she dies around the age of 14. But these are just small differences.

Anyway, enough about me. Tell me about you and your baby. Is she a good girl?

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Ariel Winter's butt enjoyed a day at the beach and on social media.

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There have been a lot of celebrity bikini posts on Instagram lately, because it's summer and it gives celebs a chance to flaunt their bodies. On Monday night, bikini queen Ariel Winter posted a picture of herself in a bikini, and she even included a pun in her caption.

Will always look back 😉 at this #4thofjuly 🇺🇸 #fireworks #family #friends #beach

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Winter advertised her singleness on social media a few weeks ago in an Instagram that also showcased her 18-year-old buttocks. Apparently the attention and adulation has gone to her butt's head, because it's been dying to make another appearance ever since. This weekend, she let her posterior live its dream of once again being in the spotlight by making it the focus of this picture. The caption reads: "Will always look back [winking emoji] at this #4thofJuly [American flag] #fireworks #family #friends #beach."

GET IT? Look BACK at? Because it's her behind. Okay, you probably got it initially. She didn't include the important hashtag #butt, though.

I know exactly what it’s like to be a parent because I have a puppy.

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My beloved child.

You don’t have to tell me having kids is hard work. I have a puppy named Biscuit. She sure is a handful! In the morning I have to walk her, then feed her. Later, my dog walker Orson comes and walks her and feeds her, and that night I have to feed her AGAIN. You’re right, having a kid is hard work. But it’s the most rewarding job I’ve ever had.

It’s not easy having it all. I don’t know how I do it. I have a full-time job, but I’m also the full-time dad of an adorable puppy. Luckily, I have help, like my dog walker Orson. He makes his own organic, gluten-free doggie treats. What would I do without him? Right?

Raising a puppy isn’t the cakewalk I thought it would be. There is so much catch and tug of war and snuggles and naps and tug of war. It’s exhausting. Sometimes I get frustrated with her because all she does is bark and roll on her back and beg for belly rubs. Yesterday I had to sternly say “NO” because she wanted to jump into my lap while I was on the computer. But then I looked into her deep brown puppy eyes and it’s all worth it.

I’m proud of my puppy. She sits. She doesn’t poop in the house anymore, much. If I say “roll over” in a soft, high-pitched voice two dozen times she’ll roll over. Hard work pays off is the lesson here. What have you trained your toddler to do? Anything? It’s okay if you haven’t. I understand. You just need patience. We need to support each other.

Whenever you tell me about your newborn it reminds me about all the challenges I face with Biscuit. Sometimes she pukes on the floor and then eats her puke! Ha, ha, ha. But, seriously, do you ever ask yourself why you chose to bring a new life into this world? I worry about Biscuit. I’m glad I surgically removed her ovaries because all male dogs want to do these days is sniff butts and you know where butt sniffing leads. Humping. I want to protect her, but she’s going to grow up from a puppy to a dog.

Has your daughter had all her shots? I was just at the vet the other day. My Biscuit is as healthy as she can be. But the vet is so expensive, you know? Who’s your vet? You want to talk about money? Doggy daycare? Wowzer. I bet you can relate. Orson isn’t cheap. But if it wasn’t for him, I would never have learned that firing up Spotify and playing Future Islands really chills Biscuit out.

Between you and me, Biscuit is a mutt. I rescued her because I’m kind of better than most people? Which is more of a burden than you’d think? I got her DNA tested and she’s definitely part angel. You’ve probably seen pictures of Biscuit on Facebook. I can’t help myself. She’s so precious. Your baby will be precious one day, especially when she’s less wrinkly. But Biscuit was born adorable. I just want to eat her up. Do you ever get that feeling about your human child? Well, maybe you will, in a few years, after she has hair and her eyes are less buggy.

But at the end of the day I just count myself lucky. Lucky that I’m so blessed. Lucky that Biscuit is such a good girl. Lucky that I’m helping to raise the next generation. We sure left the world in a mess, and it’s up to them to clean it up. I don’t know if you agree or not but I believe the children are the future.

Of course, there are a couple of minor differences between a human child and a dog. For instance, if I lose Biscuit, the police won’t come to my door to ask me questions. And, also, Biscuit will love me unconditionally her whole life until she dies around the age of 14. But these are just small differences.

Anyway, enough about me. Tell me about you and your baby. Is she a good girl?

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