I have a type and apparently it's men who don't want to date me.
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Sorry you misinterpreted small talk as an invitation to have a conversation.
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Happy Birthday to someone I've known since the last time Mark Hamill was in a movie.
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Your knowledge of Star Wars is frighteningly superior to your knowledge of real wars.
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Sorry your winter coat is getting more action than you are this spring.
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Your inspirational quote has inspired me to correct your spelling and grammar.
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I eat intensely enough to consider it exercise.
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Stop whatever you're doing and finish this thing I forgot to do.
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I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
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Thank you for replying to part of my e-mail.
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20 Things To Tell People Who Won't Shut Up About Their Workouts
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Good luck at your new job convincing people you're only incompetent because you're new.
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Best of luck finding out which of your new coworkers it's ok to make fun of.
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Sorry your new job prevents you from collecting unemployment.
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I'm a daredevil in that sometimes I open enough tabs to almost crash my browser.
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My job history is only slightly less embarrassing than my browser history.
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Best of luck explaining your new social media job to your parents.
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I'm only interested in seeing an Instagram of your meal if it's your last.
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May your ongoing quest to hit rock bottom end more quickly than Rob Ford's did.
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