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18 Office Warning Signs You'll Want To Put Up But Can't


Happy Mexican St. Patrick's Day.

I'd like to express my appreciation for the important work teachers do in any way possible other than financial compensation.

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I am currently in the planning stages of a hangover.

Let's get high school drunk.

Happy Nurses Week to all the nurses with friends too cheap to go to the doctor.

I searched a long time to find the perfect birthday card for you but ended up just sending this.


The only thing I've been invited to this year is a Google doc.

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May you never feel as useless as Lena Dunham’s bras.

I love you so much I'd still be your friend even if you started a podcast.

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I'm sorry that I assumed you were pregnant when I heard you got engaged.

I'd be much more likely to crack a joke about your age today if I weren't only slightly younger.


Kiss me like your ex is watching.

I hope we haven't reached the developmental milestone where my baby can tell how disheveled I look.

Thanks for never speaking to a national magazine about the time I ejaculated on your dress.

Just a reminder that when someone says your baby looks like you, they're not saying you have chubby thighs.

This birthday card counts as me replying to that email I forgot you sent.

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