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The new Pokémon makeup trend is beautiful and not terrifying at all.

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Well, it was just a matter of time until the current Pokémon Go craze was reflected in some way in the world of makeup trends, and that time has come. A quick look through the #pokemonmakeup hashtag on Instagram will bring up all sorts of artistic, creative, and occasionally horrifying results.

Some of them are full-on cosplay style, some look more like a decal placed on the face (like around the eyes or mouth), and some are just wearable, Pokemon inspired—haha, just kidding, none of these looks are "wearable" in polite society, but they are pretty cool.

1. Pikachu

2. ZOMBIE PIKACHU

3. Jigglypuff

4. Ratata

5. Arbok

AAAAAARBOK 🐍 it's Pokemon day! #pokemon #pokemongo #sephora #sephoragirl #pokemonmakeup #cosplay #arbok

A photo posted by Tabbz 😼 (@sailortabbycat) on

6. Vaporean

7. Haunter

8. Charmander

9. Zapdos

10. Bulbasaur

11. Vileplume

Vileplume Pokemon inspired look ♥ Using the NYX Ultimate brights palette and orange NYX vivid liner in orange for the dots

A photo posted by Kodi Breann Vick (@kodibearmakeup) on

12. Team Mystic


12 celebs you used to think were old AF but now you totally want to bang.

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Some celebrity hunks are an acquired taste. For a long time you'll just think of them as old men, then suddenly it hits you—these are dudes you'd totally bone. Maybe you're turning into your mother after all? Here are 12 celebrities who went from "Ew, he seems like a dad" to "Come to mama."

1. Liev Schreiber, you used to seem so old. Now it's like why don't you just Liev your wife already?

2. Remember when you found out Sting had sex for 10 hours and you were like ew? But now you look at him like, "I'd settle for 20 minutes."

;-)

A photo posted by Sting (@theofficialsting) on

3. Dr. Drew used to be that old guy from Loveline and now he's that old guy from your fantasies.

#ManCrushMonday: Ryan Gosling or #DrDrew? You know the right answer! We're LIVE in 5 on #HLN!

A photo posted by Dr. Drew (@drdrewhln) on

4. Chris Meloni is like a fine wine. He gets better with age, and you want to lock him in your basement.

#badhairdayfix

A photo posted by Chris Meloni (@chris_meloni) on

5. Cesar Milan: When you suddenly see your dog trainer as a silver fox.

6. Liam Neeson, more like Liam, I need some, am I right?!

"I'd sure like to be Taken by him!" –Every woman over 30.

7. Sometime over the last eight years you realized President Obama was the most bangable president since Abe Lincoln.

Don't worry, you've still got 4 more years in our fantasies.

8. Hugh Bonneville—a.k.a. the Dad from Downton Abbey, Paddington Bear, and your sex dreams.

9. Victor Garber (who I 100% thought was Hugh Bonneville until 30 seconds ago). Yep, he's hot now too.

#victorgarber

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10. Morgan Freeman wouldn't even have to touch you. He could just lay there and read his spam emails, and you'd be like damn.

11. Jeremy Irons is a lot like a real iron: hot (and up until recently, something you thought only your Mom liked to do).

#JeremyIrons photographed by #MarkSeliger for @icon_panorama #Perfection

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12. Am I just really horny right now or can the Crypt Keeper totally get it?

9 nostalgic plot lines from redditors just in case there's ever a 'That 00s Show.'

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Besides the obvious confusion on how to pronounce it (That Aughts Show, That Thousands Show?), That '00s Show seems like an obvious choice for the next hit That '70s Show spin-off. Fox should have skipped the '80s and gone right to the internet generation. Recently, nostalglic Redditors tried to come up with storylines for this hypothetical show, and they did a great job.

1. Freyrbeard claims a writing credit on the show's instant classic, "Top 8."

There would be a great episode about a fight within the group as everyone designs their MySpace page and starts filling out their top 8 places. Hilarity and angst ensue. One kid still uses a Xanga and doesn't understand.

2. Parposbio has some period-specific vehicle suggestions for Eric.

Eric Forman would probably drive this:

3. Zeruvi thinks the cast would need slimming down.

One character would discover World of Warcraft in the first episode and would never be seen in the show ever again, only referenced when people ask "Anyone seen (x) lately?"

4. Nooimbatman provides the season's morality ep.

Jackie would send Kelso nudes, and Kelso would send them to everybody

5. Barstooljaes has submitted his application for head writer.

Kelso attempts to join a boy band.

Donna almost gets seduced by a guest character played by Justin timberlake.

Fez wins a trip to disneyland, and gets strip searched in the airport after 9/11- "What country did you say you were from again?"

Eric is obsessed with Pokemon, despite being too old for it

Red Forman left his job at a tech company because he was afraid of Y2K, and now works at a blockbuster.

6. WickershamBrotha is also thinking about guest stars.

I'd also imagine Hyde being a skater and Kelso being heavily influenced by Jackass.

7. FatuousOocephalus should also mention how much stronger the weed is now.

Instead of sitting around a giant spool smoking weed, they'd all be smoking weed in their own basement chatting in an on line multi-player game.

8. ​To add to Hotpinkurinalmint's idea, there should be one where Kelso drops his phone in the toilet.

There could be a running gag with some character that is behind the times with regards to his telephone.

In the early seasons, he could be the very last to get a cell phone. Then one day he is proud of his self for getting a flip phone, but everybody has a Blackberry. He then gets a Blackberry and everybody has an iPhone.

9. And Rangemaster closes the season with a romantic finish.

Set in 2002. Character tries to chase his girlfriend through an airport and catch her before she gets to her gate. Gets tackled by TSA.

Oh and obviously this scene with the yearbook is replaced by the crew gathered around a computer on Facebook.

JACKIE Okay, you guys, I just got an advance copy of the yearbook, and you’ll all be happy to know that 1977 is my...

Posted by That '70s Show (Official) on Thursday, July 23, 2015

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Chris Harrison betrayed Bachelor Nation with his failure to announce the new Bachelor.

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On August 1, Bachelor Nation gathered around their television sets for the glorious three-hour finale of The Bachelorette, watching as JoJo chose Jordan Rogers as her one true love. All seemed to be well in the Bachelor kingdom, until the After The Final Rose special ended without host Chris Harrison's traditional announcement of who the new Bachelor would be.

Chris always announces the new Bachelor at the end of After The Final Rose. Always. But this year, he's left us in the dark. That's right my friends, Chris Harrison betrayed us. And Bachelor Nation was pissed.

Now we'll have to sit through a whole season of Bachelor In Paradise without knowing which one of JoJo's rejects awaits us in January, all thanks to that backstabbing Chris Harrison. What do you have to say for yourself, traitor?

Guy writes letter to his drunk self, reads it, gets mad at his sober self.

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You know how sometimes you wake up in the morning after drinking, with a serious hangover, and think "Why the hell didn't I remember to drink water?" It's just about the best thing you can do for yourself to prevent the full-on dehydration despair of being hung over. Well, this guy Steve had a little foresight—he wrote his drunk self a note, reminding him to drink that goddamn water. And then his drunk, sassy self had something to add. And then his friend tweeted it because it's really funny. And then that tweet got retweeted and liked hundreds of times.

The letter reads:

To Drunk Steve,

Please drink this bottle of water before bed, then you can have the chicken wings in the fridge. Hangover Steve will thank you.

From,

Sober Steve

__________

FUCK YOU, DRUNK SOBER STEVE, I DO WHAT I WANT.

P.S. Tell Sober Hangover Steve he's a lil bitch.

See? It's just that easy. Yeah, you might have to put up with a little drunken "AND ANOTHER THING" talk from yourself, but it'll be worth it. Trust.

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Malia Obama twerked at a music festival and everyone has an opinion about it.

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Instead of attending dad's boring work events, first daughter Malia Obama danced like no one was watching while partying with her friends at Lollapalooza this past weekend. But here's the thing: everyone was watching.

Apparently an 18-year-old at a music festival behaving like an 18-year-old at a music festival is highly controversial, because everyone had an opinion.

Some were against it for personal reasons. Like YouTube user ZoneThai, who commented: "Considering how much she looks like her father, this is...very unappealing."

Others were "concerned" about Malia, like ominous4501 who wrote: "Obama is not going to be happy about this."

Some encouraged her to have fun.

And staunchly defended a woman's right to shake her boo-tay.

A few people pointed out there may be some double standards at play.

And some straight up dropped the mic.

What do you think?? It's very important that we all weigh in on how the President's daughter moves her body when the beat is knockin'.


8 celebrity interviews that were more awkward than a junior high dance.

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Celebrity interviews can go wrong for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes all it takes is one wrong question or comment from a reporter to make the whole thing go completely off the rails. Sometimes the exchanges are cringe-worthy, occasionally they're simply hilarious on their own. Because the internet is forever, we get to look back and laugh at them either way.

1. Samuel L. Jackson and Sam Rubin.

Sam Rubin was interviewing Samuel Jackson for the reboot of Robocop in 2014 when Rubin asked Jackson about his recent Super Bowl commercial. Unfortunately, Rubin was thinking of Laurence Fishburne's Super Bowl commercial​. Jackson immediately knew who he'd been mistaken for, and got medieval on Rubin's ass for the mistake.

2. Tom Cruise and Oprah.

Tom Cruise declared his love for Katie Holmes in 2005 by jumping up and down on Oprah's couch and shaking the living hell out of her. He shook her so much that Gail and Stedman probably felt it. It also inspired another video with some famous editing that added the dark side of the Force:

3. Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer.

Speaking of Tom Cruise, he had a less than amused interview later that year with Matt Lauer on Today. When Lauer questioned him about remarks he made regarding Brooke Shields' postpartum depression and psychiatry, Cruise got incredibly angry in a very short amount of time.

4. Amy Schumer and Matt Tilley​.

Australian radio hosts Matt Tilley and Jane Hall were interviewing Amy Schumer about her 2015 movie Trainwreck. It was going great until Tilly asked if Americans use the word "skanky," because that's how he'd describe the main character in the movie. Despite saying he wasn't trying to offend her, he did, and Schumer let him have it for the rest of the interview.

5. Morgan Freeman falls asleep.

This one doesn't involve a question angering Morgan Freeman. In fact, it's quite the opposite. While appearing with Michael Caine to promote the 2013 magician-based thriller Now You See Me, Freeman totally fell asleep during the interview. We know now there's one thing more soothing than Morgan Freeman's voice: Michael Caine's voice.

6. Jerry Seinfeld on Larry King.

Larry King made the mistake of asking Jerry Seinfeld to clarify whether he chose to end the his show or whether it was canceled. Seinfeld was mostly amused by the absurdity of the question, but he really unleashed a few jokes at King's expense in a way only Seinfeld can do.

7. Robert Downey Jr. and Krishnan Guru-Murthy.

Downey was being interviewed by British journalist Krishnan Guru-Murthy for the press tour of Avengers: Age of Ultron. He got angry when Guru-Murthy asked him about a 2008 interview in which he said it was impossible to leave prison and still be a liberal. It was followed up with questions about his past drug use and his relationship with his father. Downey flew out of there faster than Iron Man.

8. Paris Hilton and Dan Harris.

In a 2011 interview on Good Morning America with Dan Harris, Hilton was asked whether she believed her "moment" as a media obsession had ended. She didn't answer, but her time in the interview had ended, because she walked right off the set.

It's been over 10 years since Tom Cruise last did a super awkward interview, so he's long overdue for a new one. Until then, everyone will have to wait for a reporter to ask a cutting or irrelevant personal question to make an interview go viral.

People are tearing their hair out trying to find the cat hiding in these logs.

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This picture posted on Reddit by waterhauler shows a whole bunch of cut, stacked logs for firewood (cords, maybe?), and apparently, a cat. Somewhere. But where? People are freaking out trying to find it. But it's not too hard, if you look closely.

There's a cat here somewhere, I swear.

Did you find it? Okay, one hint is: it's a cat, so it's got to be on top of the logs, right? Well, that's not entirely true; I've known cats so lazy they'd probably let you stack a pile of logs on top of them and not even move, but logs are heavy, so animal cruelty aside, you know the cat is on top of the logs somewhere. Still can't find it?

Of course it's sleeping; it's so tired after chopping all that wood!

Sneaky critter! He's doing it on purpose, you know that, right?

Donald Trump offends some with joke about getting the Purple Heart 'he always wanted.'

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At a rally in Ashburn, VA on August 2, a veteran gifted his Purple Heart to GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump. Trump, who received five draft deferments during the Vietnam War, recounted the story to the audience, who at first found it touching. However, Trump once again set himself up for a day of media difficulty with his next joke, "I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier." He then appeared to pause for a laugh that did not come.

Trump has recently been in the news for feuding with the parents of a Muslim soldier who was posthumously awarded the Bronze Star and a Purple Heart in Iraq. While such an offer of someone's military medal is not unheard of, American politicians are generally expected to demur and decline out of respect for what actually goes into getting a Purple Heart.

Following the joke, Trump did invite Lt. Colonel Louis Dorfman on stage to a crowd chanting "USA!" which was, admittedly, a nice moment. Trump should probably leave the jokes to the comedians, but not having experience in an area has never stopped him before.

Donald Trump kicks mother and crying baby out of rally with maximum sarcasm.

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A video posted on Tuesday by TMZ shows Donald Trump kicking a mother and crying baby out of his rally in Ashburn, VA. Because when you've already crossed the line into verbally attacking Gold Star families, the next logical target is babies. Maybe after this he'll go after puppies.

He seems to weather the annoyance fairly well at first, saying "Don't worry about that baby, I love babies. I love babies! I hear that baby crying, I like it." But a few minutes later, when the baby is still making noise, he admits, "Actually, I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here. . . I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I'm speaking." Honestly, this is probably the closest Trump's ever come to being relatable. Or else he just wants to make sure he's the only crying baby at the rally.

IKEA responds to Kanye West's collaboration offer with a joke he'll either love or hate.

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In an interview with BBC Radio One on Monday, Kanye West said he was really interested in collaborating with IKEA to design college dorm room furniture. Yeezy has set his sights beyond his fashion line and wants to invade college campuses! He told the show’s host, Annie Mac, that students would love for him to produce “a minimalist apartment inside of a college dorm.”

This isn't the first time Kanye has dropped a very blatant hint that he'd like to partner with IKEA:

Since he mentioned it again in the radio interview, the fun folks at IKEA Australia decided to jokingly respond to Yeezy's offer:

Hej Kanye, we’d love to see what you’d create…we could make you Famous!

Posted by IKEA Australia on Monday, August 1, 2016

Other very IKEA-sounding names for the bed could have been "PÄBLO" or "GENI," which is Swedish for "genius," and that's what Kanye would call himself if he were Swedish.

There's a new Pokémon that looks suspiciously like Donald Trump.

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"Gotta catch 'em all" is a theme of the summer, whether it's people playing Pokémon Goor Trump talking about Mexicans and Muslims. The people at Pokémon must have heard of this Donald Trump character, as they have created a Pocket Monster with a suspiciously similar hairdo for the new game "Pokemon Sun and Moon," complete with small hands and a terrifying grimace.

Twitter caught on fast.

Named Gumshoos, the Pokémon's predatory skills are even akin to those of Donald Trump.

Gumshoos has a tenacious personality, which is why it targets one prey for so long without wavering.

Contrary to Trump, the Pokémon can "withstand a great deal of hunger." We know that Trump likes to eat:

Would Trump find this insulting or flattering? Stay tuned, because he will certainly unleash his opinion on Twitter.

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Dr. Pimple Popper called this patient's blackheads 'totally rad' before popping the hell out of them.

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Dr. Sandra Lee, aka Dr. Pimple Popper, takes her time methodically slaying these "totally rad" blackheads. The fancy dermatological name for blackheads is "solar comedones." She weeded out a bunch of these little guys, and it's just as fascinating and satisfying as watching her pop a beast. Two fun facts about this video: Dr. Pimple Popper explains that the color of blackheads is not due to dirt, but rather "the exposure to air that causes oxidation turning the internal contents black." Also, the patient is the (biological) brother of one of her sorority sisters.

Now go impress your friends by saying you don't have blackheads on your nose, they're merely "solar comedones."

Washington state sues Comcast for $100 million for being the worst thing ever.

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If you've ever had to call Comcast for literally anything, then you know they're the worst. You've probably thought to yourself "Somebody should teach these thieves a lesson." Well, your wish has been granted! Washington state has filed a consumer protection lawsuit against Comcast for $100 million dollars.

Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson said in a statement:

This case is a classic example of a big corporation deceiving its customers for financial gain... I won’t allow Comcast to continue to put profits above customers — and the law.

Aw snap!

Ferguson contends that Comcast has been deceiving 500,000 Washington customers with false promises of protections if certain dues are added to their monthly service charges—dues that have totaled over $73 million.

Comcast said in a statement:

We worked with the Attorney General’s Office to address every issue they raised, and we made several improvements based on their input. Given that we were committed to continue working collaboratively with the Attorney General’s Office, we’re surprised and disappointed that they have instead chosen litigation. We stand behind our products and services and will vigorously defend ourselves.

Playing dumb, are we Comcast?!

Ferguson's response to Comcast's "surprised" statement is a flat-out mic drop.

Get it Fergie!

If the lawsuit is successful, Washington Comcast residents could get reimbursed for previous erroneous payments and up to $2,000 under the federal Consumer Protection Act.

So Washingtonios (your new name), get ready to count those Benjamins.

Lupita Nyong'o's vacation pics are so glamorous, they look like CGI.

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Academy Award-winning actress Lupita Nyong'o is taking a well-deserved vacation to Bali, Indonesia between her blockbuster films. Between being nominated for a Tony, filming Star Wars Episode VIII and starring in the upcoming Black Panther movie, she needs to relax and maybe take a few deep breaths. Nyong'o has been posting pictures of her vacation on Instagram, and boy, oh boy will they make you jealous.

Revitalization. @TheMuliaBali #EscapeToMulia

A photo posted by Lupita Nyong'o (@lupitanyongo) on

Nyong'o is currently kickin' it at The Mulia Hotel, which looks like a CGI version of Heaven, but is actually a real place that you can visit right here on planet Earth.

Serenity. Paradise found. @themuliabali #EscapeToMulia

A photo posted by Lupita Nyong'o (@lupitanyongo) on

If you make the images full screen on your computer and put a little umbrella in your coffee mug, it will almost feel like you are hanging out with Lupita in paradise and not sitting at your crappy desk job.

Restoration!! @themuliabali #EscapeToMulia

A photo posted by Lupita Nyong'o (@lupitanyongo) on

Lupita is captioning her vacation pics with words like "serenity," "restoration," and "revitalization," which is frankly just adding insult to injury when the only words to describe your day are "overwhelmed," "overloaded," and "worthy of drinking an entire bottle of wine by myself."

Riding with my ride-or-die Belinda #FriendsFromFive. @nairobelle @themuliabali #escapetomulia

A video posted by Lupita Nyong'o (@lupitanyongo) on

She certainly seems to be having a really awesome time. Which is great! So great. Definitely not jealous at all. So happy for her.

Exploration! #Bali with @nairobelle

A photo posted by Lupita Nyong'o (@lupitanyongo) on

I need a vacation. Or at the very least, a drink.

Your cool uncle Joe Biden officiated a gay wedding for White House staffers.

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In case you needed another reason to love him: ​Joe Biden, your cool uncle, officiated the wedding of two gay staffers Monday afternoon. He was so excited, he tweeted a pic of him with the newlyweds.

The wedding was between staffers Brian Mosteller and Joe Mahshie and took place at the Naval Observatory, the Vice President's official residence. The couple specifically requested that Biden officiate, reports BuzzFeed News. It was his first time officiating a wedding so he got a temporary certification to make it legal.

Biden has always been ahead of the curve on the issue of gay marriage. In 2012 in the run-up to Obama's re-election, the VP announced his support for legalizing gay marriage, putting pressure on Obama to declare his own support shortly after.

In short: coolest uncle ever.

Marijuana tampons are here to save you from period cramps.

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Good news, ladies: weed tampons are here at last! A company called Fiora recently created "cannabis vaginal suppositories" as a way to help women deal with the sometimes unbearable pain of period cramps, and now finally available to the public.

These cannabis-laced tampons contain THC and CBD (the two main active cannabinoid compounds found in marijuana), which help take down pain, release happy chemicals to the brain, and relax muscles and nerves. Many women who have already tried them are saying they've helped with the awful terror that is having your period.

Admittedly (and understandably), these marijuana tampons are not super easy to get your hands on. To purchase them, you first have to join Fiora's collective—and depending on what state you live in, you might need to submit an application along with a physician's recommendation letter. They're not cheap, either. A pack of four will cost you $44 (that's $11 per tampon if you're already too baked to do math).

But hey, it might be worth it if it means not being confined to the fetal position for a week every month.

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