This stunt by a limber grandpa proves that age is nothing but a number. At least it isn't for this 68-year-old man from Amarillo, Texas—or else he must be Spider-Man. Wayne McEntire was in Rio for the Olympics with his grandson when someone generously offered him a preferred seat for elderly people on the subway. Instead of taking the seat, ABC News reports, McEntire suspended himself horizontally in the air from the subway pole.

His grandson, Britton Safer, was there with his smartphone to capture the moment.

The tweet went viral and has since been shared over 100 thousand times.

The fame may have gone to Papa's head a little bit.

But that's okay, he's earned it. He's Spider-Man.

It turns out that the "poopocalypse" that befell Jesse Newton's home (when his Roomba sucked up puppy poop and diligently spread it on every available surface of his house) was not a one-time event in the vacuuming world—a spokesman for iRobot, the maker of the Roomba, told the Guardian, "Quite honestly, we see this a lot."

He continued, "We generally tell people to try not to schedule your vacuum if you know you have dogs that may create such a mess. With animals anything can happen."

A neuroscientist identified only as Becca told the Guardianthat she'd experienced a similar poop storm five to 10 times in the past two years, whenever the little vacuum encounters a stray piece of poop from one of her four cats. And Jonathan Williams, a marine biologist, has had the same catastrophe three times in the past several months, coming home to find "tread-marks of caked-in poop all over the house" when his Roomba encountered poop his pug had thoughtfully left on the floor.

The Guardian asked the iRobot spokesperson if they were working on any "poop detection technology" for future models of Roombas. He replied that while nothing has been designed yet, "it's certainly something our engineers are aware of." So hang in there, Roomba using pet-owners: there's hope for you yet.

Every four years, the world outside of equestrian sports is reminded that dressage, AKA horse dancing, is an Olympic sport. In dressage, a horse performs a series of learned dance movements as someone sits atop it while wearing a fancy hat. But why stop at horses? These animals would be even more fun to watch dance.

1. Cats

Imagine the possibilities of cats dancing for cheering crowds. There's only one small problem: finding a large enough number of cats that could be trained to do anything on command. But find them, and a stadium would be packed with cheering fans.

2. Dogs

Dogs would be much easier than cats to train for dance performances. They just have to be cute enough, so the following would be examples of acceptable breeds: Shiba Inus, Pomeranians, Chihuahuas. Just imagine those little guys on a podium.

3. Beluga Whales

A beluga whale dancing to a mariachi band is the reason the internet exists. They love good jams, and they can bob and move to the rhythm. No one said dancing has to be on dry land.

4. Pigs

This pig can work it. And since this pig likes hip hop, there's no better way to incorporate more modern dance routines into Olympic animal dancing.

5. Ostriches

Male ostriches do a courtship dance when they're trying to attract a female mating partner. Not uncommon in the animal kingdom, but quite impressive to watch because of their size and wingspan. Just like so many Olympic competitors, all they really want after competing is to have a little sex.

6. Owls

Much like the beluga whale, owls appreciate a good beat when they hear it. They always look regal, so they would bring some next-level class to Olympic animal dancing.

7. Baby Goats

Baby goats gleefully dance for no reason. They require no training, just let them loose in the stadium and get the score cards ready.

8. Cockatoos

Snowball the cockatoo is a legend among dancing animals. He might be a once-in-a-lifetime talent, but if any other cockatoos can find a beat nearly as well as he can, they'd be fierce Olympic competitors.

Writer Susie Garrard was experiencing burning in her vagina (but not the good kind), suffering pains as a consequence of the condition few people in the word have experienced, called Too Much Sex. "On the erstwhile TV shows of my youth, not one word was mentioned about the evil, soul-destroying, and potentially crippling effects that lots and lots of sex can have on your poor vagina," she writes, evoking both jealousy and curiosity.

However, Too Much Sex is not as glamorous as it sounds, and can actually result in very painful symptoms. Garrard developed cystitis and thrush, an "itching, messy, gotta-stick-a-wire-brush-up-there irritating experience."

Searching for a natural remedy to ease her symptoms, she stumbled upon a source that is often known for fighting vampires: garlic. She says of the secret ingredient to a good Caesar salad:

Garlic is often cited as a superfood in terms of healing; most people are familiar with its uses against colds and flu and even improving heart conditions. Its super-good-for-you qualities are due to the allicin compound found in garlic, which also happens to be considered antifungal (an excellent start when dealing with a yeast infection).

Garrard already had garlic in her kitchen (perhaps to make Caesar salad), and chopped off a chunk. Then she created the ultimate Garlic Tampon, an innovation in engineering.

First, I threaded a string through the clove using a needle, essentially creating a stinky little tampon that could be easily removed. (No one needs to visit the emergency room with garlic stuck up their fanny, no one.) Secondly, I wrapped the garlic in a light fabric to prevent burning.

Up it went, and the stewing garlic soup made it difficult to sleep.

I have to admit that the experience wasn't exactly physically uncomfortable. There was a mild burning sensation, but no pain. Really, it was comparable to using a tampon. However, I just could not push the thought from my mind that I had garlic stuck up my fanny. Even sleeping, I was aware of it as a "foreign object." I also could not shift the thought of what generally occurs when food is left in warm, damp environments. Did I need to be setting up a composting site inside my vagina?

Garrard says that the symptoms did subside after a week, but she wouldn't "go as far as to say the garlic had much of anything to do with it."

There is a community of women who have tried the garlic technique, and Garrard writes that many of them swear by it for regular vaginal maintenance. But every vagina makes a good home for such cloves, resulting in some extreme burns.

Read the whole essay over at XOJane. Warning: You might get psychosomatic sympathy pains, whether or not you have a vagina.

It's always hard to tell whether your kid is actually sick or just lying to get out of school. Either Anthony's story that he inhaled a dog toy is true, or he does the best impression of a squeaky rubber dog toy the world over.

Here's a transcript of the video:

Mom: Where are you Anthony?

Anthony: In the emergency room (squeak-ah squeak).

Mom: Why are you in the emergency room?

Anthony: (Squeak) Because I inhaled a doggy toy (squeak squeak squeak).

Mom: Are you sure?

Anthony: Pretty sure (squeeeeeaak).

Mom: How can you tell?

Anthony: (SQUEEEEEK-AAAH SQUEAKKKKK-AAAAHH)

Kendall Jenner revealed on her app that she suffers from trypophobia, an irrational fear of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes or bumps. And although this phobia might sound weird, it is very real thing.

If looking at any of these things below makes you intensely anxious or uncomfortable, you might also have trypophobia.

For Kendall, things like lotus heads, pancakes and honeycombs freak her out the most. She wrote,"I can't even look at little holes — it gives me the worst anxiety. Who knows what's in there?"

Trypophobia is not yet officially recognized by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. Sufferers only started speaking out about the phobia via chatrooms as recently as 2005. However, research does give a bit of insight as to why people might be afraid of the little holes. According to a study done by the University of Essex:

Critically, we found that a range of potentially dangerous animals also possess this spectral characteristic. We argue that although sufferers are not conscious of the association, the phobia arises in part because the inducing stimuli share basic visual characteristics with dangerous organisms, characteristics that are low level and easily computed, and therefore facilitate a rapid nonconscious response.

Hm. Still gonna eat pancakes, though.

With all eyes on Rio, the Olympics are prime time to raise awareness, whether for brands like Coke and NBC or for actual important causes, like climate change. Weightlifter David Katoatau is performing special victory dances to raise awareness for his home nation of Kiribati and the pending environmental crisis it faces.

Katoatau knows the best way to get people talking about him and his country is to create GIFable moments, so he's using the best dance moves from Disco Dad to Hip Hop Mom to get people talking.

“Most people don’t know where Kiribati is,” Katoatau explained to Reuters.“I want people to know more about us so I use weightlifting, and my dancing, to show the world." According Kiribati's government, the islands are suffering “extreme coastal erosion not just of the beaches but also of the land."

“I wrote an open letter to the world last year to tell people about all the homes lost to rising sea levels. I don’t know how many years it will be before it sinks.”

Kiribati is composed of 21 inhabited islands with a population of just over 100,000. Katoatau said that they "don’t have the resources to save ourselves.”

Katoatau has been dancing since his 2014 victory at the Commonwealth Games in Scotland. It was the first gold medal for Kiribati in any sporting event.

Though he finished up in sixth place of the B Group in Rio, Katoatau went out dancing, assuring the crowd, “I’ll be dancing again tonight."

Since the dawn of time, Panda Express has been a staple of American airport and mall food court cuisine. Sure, it's never been the most authentic Chinese dining experience, but it's always been there for us in our times of need, and it's just proven that it will always have our backs once again.

Lisa Jennings, the West Coast bureau chief of Nation's Restaurant News, tweeted that Panda Express is considering a switch to the "Chork."

The Chork is a fork/chopstick hybrid comparable to America's other favorite utensil, the Spork. In a statement to First We Feast, Panda Express called the Chork "a perfect way to illustrate the mashup of Chinese and American cultures - just like Panda Express."

The Chork is not currently available, but there is a "possibility" that it will make its way into Panda Express locations nationwide.

People who can't understand how chopsticks work soon might finally have a way to get out of it without having to awkwardly ask for a fork. What a time to be alive.

Twitter is abuzz with people listing their seven favorite movies and TV shows with the hashtags #7FaveMovies and #7FavTVShows. A lot of folks tweeted out their passion for Friends or Star Wars, but of course some jokers refused to take it seriously. Here are some of the best so far. What are your 7 faves?

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Meghan Maza Oeser of Illinois has six kids, so it's downright heroic that she made time to go on a girls weekend (she's also a professional photographer—how does she do it all?). Once you read the open letter she wrote to her husband with instructions for watching their kids while she's gone—which seems to mostly involve managing non-stop meal and snack requests and negotiating who plays with which Frozen-themed items—you'll tell her to stay on that girls weekend forever. The post is from Friday, so let's hope he survived.

A letter to my husband as I leave for girls' weekend...

(Warning: foul language)

Dearest Husband,
I'm writing this to you out of love, not fear. I wanted to go over a few things with you before you embark on this weekend alone...with the others.

Nighttime, daytime, breakfast time, and somewhere around lunchtime can easily be mistaken for pure HELL, with Satan coming off as a My Little Pony in comparison.

First things first...

Upon arriving home after work, things won't seem so bad. The others will hug, jump, and for the most part, be pretty excited to see you. This will be short lived...I promise. School season or not...this is also known as hell hour. The others will fight about anything and everything, with Quinn and Penny being the biggest instigators. It's most likely that Quinn will be pissed off about Penny wearing her Elsa dress, and Penny equally pissed off because Quinn will ONLY refer to her as Anna. Penny will also be fighting sleep, which I'll get to later.

Dinner will suck. Bailey will want pizza, while Harper will ask for hotdogs. Quinn will cry when you say the word hotdog, and will insist on Mac n cheese (but not the orange kind or the white kind, but the purple kind). We'll be fresh out of the purple kind, so she'll then ask for toast. You'll already have started making mac n cheese for Penny, but since she heard Quinn ask for toast, she'll also want that toast. You'll end up tossing the Mac n cheese because Bailey got the stomach flu 5 years ago after eating the orange kind, and Harper prefers the white kind. You'll also forget about Harper because her friend Lily "unexpectedly" stopped by, so they went ripsticking down the street. Everyone will eat cereal for dinner, and Lily will come inside for a bandaid.

You'll want to sit down and relax after dinner/breakfast, but I'm warning you against this. It will get quiet...REAL quiet. This is when you'll realize that the threenager has fallen asleep somewhere. Do NOT let the threenager fall asleep. You're basically fucked if this happens. She will be wide awake until at least 1:30am if you're not careful. Given your 9:30 bedtime and 5am wake up, this is less than ideal.

Moving along.

Lily's still there. You'll then wonder where in God's hell her parents are. You're guess is as good as mine. I've yet to meet them.

Bedtime...
Good. Fucking. Luck, buddy.

Pajamas. FUCK pajamas. Don't even ATTEMPT anything but a nightgown for Penny. And if you cannot find a nightgown for Penny, keep fucking looking. She'll ask for her Minnie Mouse nightgown, but once you put it on, she'll scream in agony because the sleeves are CLEARLY ripping her fucking arms off. Just find her Elsa one. Chances are, it's dirty as shit, but so what...so is she. I can't remember the last time I put soap to that one.

Go ahead and leave Penny on the couch with you. God knows you let her ass fall asleep somewhere prior. Quinn, Harper, and Bailey will go down seamlessly. Just wait. As they lie in their beds, they'll then realize that their tiny mouths are on God damned fire, and they'll act as if they've just walked 800 fucking miles through the Sahara. They will come down...one by one...every god damned 5 minutes...for water. Don't let ANYONE use Quinn's pink Elsa cup. If she sees this, she will lose her holy shit.

You'll end up bringing Penny to bed with you, thinking that's a good idea. Ha ha ha ha ha! You may as well sleep next to Evander Holyfield on uppers.

Just try getting her into her bed. Give her the iPad. This will save your life...promise. Make sure you turn the volume down, along with the screen brightness. Speaking of brightness, don't forget the diffuser. Fill that shit up, and add 2 drops of Peace and calming, one lavender, and one stress away. If she was a real dick that day, add some frankincense. Set the light to PURPLE. Sweet baby Jesus, please remember purple. If you set it to blue, she will act as if her retinas are on the god damned sun. Don't forget her sippy cup. Seriously...DON'T. She'll drink some, and then ask you to take it. She'll want you to place it on her dresser. She'll call you in 5 minutes later for the rest. She'll call you in AGAIN to put that shit back on the dresser. She'll then, sure as God made little green ass apples, wake up at 3am screaming that someone has stolen said sippy cup. Just fill that shit back up, and pray to Peter and Mary that she falls back asleep. Oh, and don't forget her fan. That girl sweats like a whore in church that just ate 12 beef sandwiches.

Breakfast. Ha! Just as fun as dinner...if not worse. Get coffee. LOTS of coffee. You'll need it. Penny might want cereal, or she'll go for toast. Whatever you do...LET HER PICK HER SPOON. Chances are, Quinn will have the ULTIMATE spoon, and Penny will convince you that you've left her with the shittiest spoon in the bunch. Sometimes I'll give her a fork, and then flip her off. Breakfast will be such a shit show that you'll forget to eat, and begin to experience the caffeine shakes.

It's almost lunchtime. Just start drinking now.

Lather, rinse, and repeat. I'll see you Sunday.

Oh, also...just incase you wanted to get ANYTHING done this weekend...good fucking luck. Quinn cries basically every 5 minutes, and you would think that Penny's esophagus was on certain fire every 4.5 seconds. She'll need constant refills, which leads to more potty breaks. Sometimes she can go by herself, and sometimes she's completely useless and will whine about everything. Including, but not limited to, her underwears feeling funny. Have backup underwears. Oh, and since you made me get rid of most every sippy cup, leaving me with 2...she'll lose those. Good fucking luck finding them.

Kisses.

The wife

Seriously though, did anyone find Lily's parents?

If you need to laugh about being a mom so you don't cry, check out Meghan's hilarious Facebook page for more mommy wisdom.

On Friday, Stranger Things super fan and former Breaking Bad star Aaron Paul freaked out with excitement when he was offered the chance to interview the Millie Bobby Brown, the actress who plays Eleven, for Elle. They spoke on the phone for almost half an hour, during which time Paul, 36, professed his admiration for Brown, 12, and she happily responded in kind. It was pretty much a mushy love fest between the actors behind two of the most beloved TV characters of the past ten years.

Paul began the conversation by saying, "First of all, I love you. I have to start this off by saying that I'm just such a massive fan of yours. I mean, really, from one actor to another, I have such incredible respect for you. I really admire your work." To which Brown replied, "I'm literally tearing up."

Paul asked Brown she always knew she wanted to act, if she gets stopped by people who recognize her in public, what the audition process for the show was like (turns out her character was actually based on E.T.), and if she really likes Eggo waffles (spoiler: Eleven does, but after eating a ton of them, Brown does not). He also told her that he and his wife wish she was their kid (um). In fact, at one point Paul's wife Lauren got on the phone with Brown, too. So unless Brown's parents want her adopted out from under their noses, they need to be careful around super fan Aaron Paul. Just a heads up.

Head over to Elle to read the full interview.

There's nothing worse than having a boss hang over your every move, telling you what to do the second before you are about to do it. Luckily, we found this incredibly satisfying story of revenge from one dude who used his superior knowledge to enact the greatest revenge plot of all time.

The following is the probably true story, as told by Redditor stewietm.

I've worked at my current hotel more than long enough that at any other business I would be treated as if I was just as competent as any other employee. But unfortunately I have the weirdest most baby talky mother fucker of a manager. I was warned when I first started working here by the previous new person that this behavior will continue until their is another new person. She apparently had dealt with this for 3 years.....

You know it's bad when learning how to deal with your manager's crap personality is part of the welcome advice.

On to the story.

My Manager starts hovering as he usually does cause I'm "new" and starts saying things like "you could do this to make it faster" or "I usually click these buttons" but the one thing he says that pisses me off more than anything is when he says "f1 THEN f5, to save and checkout the folio."

Like bitch I can remember two things damn! All of these little suggestions are always unprompted.

That sound you're hearing right now is all of our collective heads nodding along in recognition, but here's where this dude turned the tables.

But I have one thing up my sleeves. I'm younger and better then him at anything technology related. So obviously I decided to switch that little shortcut to f5 first then f1.

The next day he starts his usual suggestions all the while I'm waiting for "f1 then f5". He finally says it and the following interaction occurred.

me: Hah so you're trying to mess me up now? That's new.

him: What?

me: Its always been f5 then f1.

Approaches computer after letting out the most fucking sarcastic sigh I've ever heard.

him: No no no seee...

He stands their confused as nothing happens when he hits f1 and im just sitting their watching him but I decide to mess with him more.

me:Is this some sort of weird test? Why are you doing it wrong?

him:No its always been this way..... (he really trailed off like mindfuck trailed off)

me:Well here comes some customers let me take over again.

He walks away looking extremely confused, as hes walking away

him:Okay.... Okay... Right

The moral of the story? It's ok to make your boss think he's losing his mind if it gets him off your back for even five minutes.

Of all the supermodels that are Taylor Swift's best friends, Karlie Kloss is Taylor Swift's bestest best friend, and her response to the ongoing Kimye madness proves it.

In an interview with The Times, Kloss was asked about the feud between Swift and the two-headed social media beast that is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. When asked what she thought of Kim, Karlie responded with a diplomatic "I think she’s been a lovely person to me in the past. Look, I really don’t know her that well." Some people apparently took that to mean that she was taking Kardashian's side. So Kloss responded thusly:

So Kloss is a loyal friend, but a boring celebrity gossip story.

Breakups can be expensive. You spend money on comfort food, moving out if you lived together, and getting waxed if you want to rebound quickly. But this Becky's ex-boyfriend actually shelled out money to try and get her back.

Shemazing! posted a hilarious tweet of a British dude's sad, desperate attempt to get his ex's attention after she blocked his number and social media accounts. The guy went and put his money where his mouth is (although apparently he only had four pence to spare).

Communicating via bank transfer is as cheesy and desperate as it gets, and it's only made worse by the fact that he could only shell out 4p. If the dude really meant it, he'd at least include a full pound.

It's official: Blasting your virginity-losing anthem is no longer the saddest cry for attention.

Being the mother of an infant is hard. Babies cry, they poop in public, and sometimes when you take them out in public, you find evidence that they won't get any easier to handle, even after 20 years. ​Just ask Lucy Hatami.

Hatami tried to get out of the house for some breakfast, but according to her recent Facebook post, a 20-something brat at a nearby table had no patience for her baby's crying. Fortunately, a fellow parent came to the rescue.

The post reads:

That moment when your in a restaurant trying to have breakfast whilst your 8month old son is crying and a boy (early 20s) tuts muttering "I wish she'd shut that thing up!"..... Before I could even respond his dad comes up behind him clips him round the ear and says "what and you think you were perfect? You were a right little sod. No stop being a brat, go up there and apologise to her and offer to get her breakfast as she clearly has her hands full!" So I got my buffet breakfast with waiter service along with a lovely coffee... thank you to that dad who even after 20 odd years still remembers the difficulty of being parents to babies!

Great job dad! His kindness and common sense were so appreciated that Hatami's post went viral all over the internet. Someecards spoke to Hatami about her story's success.

"I honestly wasn't thinking it would go as viral as it has," she said. "I was just writing a fb status about the bizarre encounter I had."

So let that be a lesson to everyone with adult children out there: it's never too late to be appreciated as a great parent.

This infographic is many things; a list of locally-beloved candies from around the world, a bucket list of sweet delights to try before the sugar (or in Peru's case, the coca) kills you, and an invitation to fight about why your favorite hometown confection didn't make the list. Everyone will likely have a bone to pick with Avas Flowers' choices for their home countries, but unless you're an extremely well-traveled candy connoisseur, you're probably going to learn a lot. For example, Japan has a huge variety of colorful sugary treats in many cute shapes (big surprise there), and the British Empire clearly left a milk chocolate legacy all over the world. How many have you tried?

Here's the full list:

1. Arcor Bon Bon - Argentina
2. Black And Gold Musk Flavored Sticks​ - Australia
3. Pascall Pineapple Lumps - Australia
4. Guylian Chocolate Sea Shells - Belgium
5. Salzburg Mozartkugel - Austria
6. Cadbury Wunderbar - Canada
7. Dragon's Beard Candybon - China
8. HongYuana Guava Candy - China
9. White Rabbit Creamy Candy - China
10. Orion Kocici Jazycky (Cat's Tongues) - Czech Republic
11. Fazer Turkish Peber - Finland
12. Carambar Caramel - France
13. Barratt Shrimps and Bananas - England
14. Bassett's Winegums - England
15. Villosa Sallos Salmiak Pastillen - Germany
16. Kinder Happy Hippo - Germany
17. Chimes Mango Ginger Chews - Indonesia
18. Parle Rol-a-Cola - India
19. Eitt Sett - Iceland
20. Tayto Milk Chocolate Bar with Cheese & Onion Crisps - Ireland
21. Ferrara Torrone - Italy
22. Elite Popping Milk Chocolate - Israel
23. Every Burger - Japan
24. Konpeito - Japan
25. Nestlé Kit-Kat Matcha Flavor - Japan
26. Popin' Cookin' Happy Sushi House - Japan
27. Unican Mikita Melon Milk Candy - Japan
28. Yataiman Gyoza - Japan
29. Victory Creamy Corn Candy - Malaysia
30. Lucas Salsaghetti - Mexico
31. Ricolino Duvalin - Mexico
32. Vero Pica Fresca Candy
33. Cadbury Chocolate Fish - New Zealand
34. Nidar Krembanan - Norway
35. Neshua Coca Candy - Peru
36. Krowki - Poland
37. Alenka Chocolate - Russia
38. Beacon TV Bar - South Africa
39. Massam's Deluxe Almond Cherry Nougat Bar - South Africa
40. Nestlé Peppermint Crisp - South Africa
41. Nestlé Tex - South Africa
42. Hansamin Korean Red Ginseng Candy - South Korea
43. Lotte Chew-Let - South Korea
44. Plopp - Sweden
45. Roshen Shipuchka - Ukraine
46. Turkish Delight - Turkey
47. Double Decker - United Kingdom
48. Cadbury Dairy Milk - United Kingdom
49. Mars M&Ms - United States
50. Hershey's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups - United States