Lauren Dua, 24, and her brother, 20, and sister, 14, stumbled upon a very naked, very boning couple as the trio tried to collect Pokémon in London's Blackheath common.
A large green space that apparently doubles as a Pokéstop and a place to have very public sex.
But the strangest thing about this story is not that a couple was caught having sex in a field in public. It's that when they were caught having sex in a field in public, they apparently made zero attempt to cover up, run, flail, cry, or generally act like two people who just got caught having sex in a field in public.
According to Lauren, by the time she went in for a closer look, "a few people had gathered around still playing Pokémon and they [the couple] were putting on quite a show."
It's almost like they chose a Pokéstop, specifically, so people would watch their public sex. Hmm.
Because app-obsessed gamers and real human sexers rarely meet in real life, this encounter obviously ended poorly. According to Mirror, an onlooker "took offense at the display," and a "scuffle" ensued. Police confirmed that they responded to reports of an assault.
Lauren has quite reasonably gone on the record: "I only went out to catch a Charmander."
Drake and Rihanna continue to tempt us with the possibility of their mutual undying love and, like Drake, we almost can't take it anymore. The two maybe-baes got dinner together last night at Nobu before leaving NYC, less than 24-hours after Drake declared his love for Ri on stage at the VMA's. ICYMI:
After a two-hour dinner at the fancy sushi joint, they swung by Rihanna's apartment for a little alone time, a source told E! News, before going to the nightclub next door. Look, I'm no Jessica Fletcher, but it really seems like these two are more than just friends.
What we do know for sure is that Drake loves Rihanna so much he bought her a billboard to congratulate her on being selected for the Video Vanguard Award at the VMAs (the same VMA's where he said "She's someone I've been in love with since I was 22 years old" before they shared a sweet cheek kiss).
The rapper also declared his love for RiRi on stage during a concert earlier this month. And a month before that, Rihanna was spotted sneaking into his hotel room on several consecutive nights, while a "source" claimed they were "dating" but "not official."
Drake clearly wants to be with her forever and ever, but Rihanna still isn't sure, according to the same source, who could have been any one of us because obviously. What will it take, Rihanna?? Are you waiting for him to propose to you on-stage at the GRAMMYs? Legally change his name to "I heart Rihanna?" Because we all know he'd do it for you.
Wilder's 'Pure Imagination' is from his iconic turn as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
Coldplay is no stranger to tributes. If something big happens, or someone dies, Coldplay honors them. This isn't necessarily a bad thing. Maybe they're aiming to be the most famous funeral band in the world?
Update: Chris Brown has been arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
Controversial singer Chris Brown has been engaged in a police standoff at his Los Angeles home since about 3 a.m. PST today while posting videos from inside his house to his Instagram. According to TMZ, as of press time, Brown's entourage was filing out of his house and he was preparing to surrender. Brown had originally demanded police produce a warrant before entering. He also threw a duffel bag out the window, which sources told TMZ contained two guns and unidentified drugs, reportedly yelling "come and get me" in the process.
The ordeal began last night when a woman called 911 to claim that Brown drew a gun on her after an argument. The singer apparently had guests over Monday night, including the rapper Ray J, but uninvited guests arrived and arguments ensued. Currently, he is believed to be alone in the house, and police are waiting for him to surrender (see the live feed below).
#LIVE COVERAGE: Police are at the Los Angeles home of musician Chris Brown. TMZ reports Brown allegedly threatened a woman with a gun. When officers tried to enter the home he told them to get a search warrant and then reportedly shut the door.
STORY: http://www.fox10phoenix.com/entertainment/197354889-story
TMZ claims the woman who called 911 is Baylee Curran, who was Miss California Regional 2016 and says she has partied with Brown on many occasions, but that he was acting strangely on Monday night. Curran claims she was having a nice enough time partying and hanging out in a hot tub until she stopped to admire a piece of jewelry a friend of Brown's was holding.
That crew member, according to Curran, freaked out at the attention, prompting Brown to pull a gun on Curran and tell her to "get the f**k out." As one last odd detail cherry on top of this bizarre story sundae, Chris Brown's people allegedly tried to get her to sign a non-disclosure agreement as she fled the premises. Then she called 911, prompting the LAPD sent a SWAT team to Brown's house as a "precaution." They have not invaded his home, however, and Brown is posting videos that clearly show he is aware of the news.
In particular, Brown objected to news outlets saying he had "barricaded" himself in his "house." As he points out, not unfairly, "I barricaded myself in a palace." He also invoked the Black Lives Matter movement and said "f**k the police." The singer claimed he was innocent and that he has no intention of doing anything violent, but that the helicopters and police outside his home were hardly helping him make rational decisions. Brown lamented being treated like a "villain" who is "crazy," but conceded "y'all got me fucked up, though."
More amusingly, but fatalistically, Brown encouraged people to listen to his new single, "Grass Ain't Greener." While it's tempting to merely mock this situation, it's good that as of yet nothing has escalated in this standoff and Brown is preparing to surrender. While some may dispute the LAPD's opinion that sending a SWAT team was a "precaution," no violence has been exchanged and they appear to be patiently waiting Brown out. While Brown unquestionably has a long history of poor behavior, he's also a scared guy trying to act tough while surrounded by cops. Hopefully, this all ends peacefully.
Have you read the confusing and invasive advice piece by Dan Bacon entitled "How To Talk to Women Wearing Headphones" yet? If you haven't read it, or had it yelled at you through your headphones, self-proclaimed "relationship expert" Dan Bacon gives readers step-by-step instructions on how to approach a woman minding her own damn business, make her take off her headphones, and then subject her generic and sexist pick up lines. It is a gem. Here's an excerpt:
1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you).
2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.
3. If she hasn’t already looked up at you, simply get her attention with a wave of your hand. Wave your hand in her direct line of vision so she can see it.
4. When she looks at you, smile, point to her headphones and confidently ask, “Can you take off your headphones for a minute?” as you pretend to be taking headphones off your head, so she fully understands what you mean.
If she doesn’t understand that you want her to briefly take off her headphones, simply gesture that you want to talk to her by pointing back and forth from you to her and say, “I want to talk to you for a minute.”
The fuck did I just read?
Awesome! That doesn't seem annoying or even slightly scary at all to some lady who probably just wants to listen to the new Frank Ocean album without getting harassed by some random man for one freaking moment. Good going, Dan. You're really living up to the piggishness of your last name.
How to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1) Approach slowly. 2) Avoid eye contact. 3) Drop offerings at her feet. 4) Scurry away.
But, lo and behold, it looks like Bacon has a veritable treasure trove of bad advice when it comes to picking up women. Between his blog, his many YouTube videos, and even a book aimed at 14-year old boys of all ages, Bacon has penned a collection of demeaning, womanizing tactics that make Wilt Chamberlain look saintly. Here is a small sampling:
1. Muster all the toxic masculinity you can to become a machismo-riddled, unfeeling robo-man.
In some cases, a guy was a confident, masculine man prior to meeting his woman and was able to maintain that for the initial part of the relationship. Yet, over time, he lost his way and became a bit insecure, needy or clingy of his girlfriend, fiancée or wife.
He lost touch with what it means to be a man, so when she broke up with him, he reacted by crying, begging or pleading for another chance.
One of the reasons why begging, crying or pleading doesn’t work is that women aren’t attracted to the weakness in men. Women are attracted and drawn to strength in men, so when you present a woman with emotional weakness, it doesn’t draw her to you or turn her on.
The most important skill that a guy needs to have to be successful with women is the ability to trigger feelings of sexual attraction inside a woman.
3. If women seem uninterested, it's because they are actually testing you and the only way to pass the test is to understand "girl code." This is not overcomplicating things at all!
Women have a particular “girl code” that they run by and have many tests that they put guys through, but most guys just don’t know about it. When a woman suddenly seems to lose interest, he doesn’t know what to say or do and ends up saying and doing all the wrong things, which turn her off and ruin the dynamic between them.
You don’t need to become a jerk or an asshole. You can be a good guy, but you are going to be a sexually attractive good guy. You’re going to be the sort of good guy who knows how to build up the sexual tension between himself and a woman and then release it with kissing and sex.
5. Manipulate her feelings and trick her into respecting you by pretending to be decent. After that, you're going to need a lifejacket to keep from drowning in puss!
When you make adjustments to the way that you talk and interact with her so that you’re triggering her feelings of respect, attraction and love, she will naturally open up and be more willing to give you another chance.
All of sudden, her mind will begin to change as she looks at the new, improved you in a more positive light and realizes that she does have feelings for you and was wrong to say that she was over you and didn’t want to take you back.
She feels something for you now and no matter how hard she tries to ignore it, those feelings are filling up her heart and mind.
Know that beautiful women are different from all other humans. The life of a beautiful woman is different.
Her beauty separates her from other, normal looking human beings. The more beautiful a woman is, the more difficult it is for most people to relate to her and interact with her in a normal way.
When a guy starts interacting with a beautiful woman who’s done herself up with make up, has a sexy body and is giving off that certain attitude of, “I’m too good for you” he can feel it.
7. Although you have standards, remember that women usually don't.
Since men make a decision on which women they’re willing to have sex with based on her appearance, it’s very easy for a woman to get laid. There’s no real challenge for her because just based on her appearance, approximately 80 out of 100 (maybe even more) guys will have sex with her. Even if they don’t like her personality, most guys are still going to be willing to have sex with her at least once.
Yet, the same doesn’t apply for women. Most women are not willing to have sex with a guy unless he meets certain criteria in terms of his personality and potential as a man.
Here is some actual dating advice. If a woman seems like she wants to be left alone (ie: is wearing headphones) leave her alone. If you end up talking to a women who seems interested, be yourself. Don't try to mind-f**k her in order to actually f**k her. Understand that women aren't combination locks who will open up for you once you put in the right code. Don't be creepy. Don't objectify us. Women are not vessels for you to ejaculate into. Have respect for women, even if they aren't pretty and aren't going to sleep with you. Don't listen to bullshit "pick up" artists who try to trick you into thinking that they have the answers when it comes to dating. They are playing you more than you will ever play a woman.
A new study from Hungary proves what you've always suspected: there's a good chance that your dog understands at least some of what you're saying to him. The study showed that, just like humans do, dogsappear to process the meaning of words using the left hemisphere of their brain, and process the tone using the right hemisphere.
According to Dr. Attila Andics, 13 dogs were taught to lie still in an MRI scanner while listening to recordings of their owners' voices. Dogs heard praise words, in both a positive intonation and a neutral intonation, as well as "neutral conjunction words" in both intonations.
It turned out that when we praise a dog, it activates the reward center of their brain, but only if word meaning and intonation are praising. So dogs not only tell apart what we say and how we say it, but they can also combine the two, for a correct interpretation of what those words really meant. Again, this is very similar to what human brains do. Using words may be a human invention, but now we see that the neural connections used to process them are not uniquely human.
So, there you have it. Dogs, they're just like us! Only better.
On the August 29 episode of The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon enlisted Kevin Bacon to help him sing the uncovered "first draft" of "Free Fallin" by Tom Petty. As it turns out, before it was "Free Fallin," it was "Free Horses," a romantic ode to a charming all-American girl, whose love for all things equestrian is anything but pedestrian.
This isn't the first time the Fallon-Bacon duo uncovered famous first drafts. Last summer, the two unveiled that the real "Fun Fun Fun" was "Buns Buns Buns" and the burgers at the hamburger stand.
Since you're wondering, Jimmy Fallon technically still only has a Bacon number of 2, because only movie appearances count:
Tom Petty also just 2 degrees away from Kevin Bacon.
Israeli artist Sigalit Landau dropped a 1920's era black gown into the famously salty Dead Sea for a project titled "Salt Bride."
Finally, the Dead Sea gets a ghost.
Landau returned to the dress periodically, to take pictures of the crystallization process. The rapidity with which the dress gets coated in salt makes it very clear why the Dead Sea has so few living creatures in there with it.
Those aren't bubbles. Those are salt farms.This is like the opposite of putting taco bell hot sauce on a penny.Hello, nightmare fuel.
Eventually, the dress was deemed finished and fished out. It looks like a delicious piece of frosted cereal.
What, you think that's done? Put that dress in there another year and we'll tell everyone we found Lot's wife.
If looking at this online isn't enough for you, the photos from this series will be on display at London’s Marlborough Contemporary museum until Sept. 3.
Landlords suck sometimes, but there are bad landlords and then there are straight up crazy AF landlords. British couple Olly McLellan and Scott Cole were not only forced from their home because of their landlord's homophobic harassment, but he then tracked them down to continue the harassment at their new home! Yeah, Olly and Scott officially win the award for having the Worst Landlord of the Year.
These guys officially are the victims of the worst landlord EVER.
The couple told METRO UK that they weren't sure how the landlord found out they are gay, but once he did, he started to block their driveway, shouted homophobic slurs, and refused to make necessary repairs on their unit.
"I’m not sure if the estate agents told him before we moved in that we were gay, they thought two guys were moving into a two-bed house. But it’s got nothing to do with him whether we’re just friends or in a relationship so long as we pay the rent on time."
EXACTLY! They contacted the authorities, but the police said it was a civil matter and that they couldn't intervene. (Seriously, United Kingdom? How 'bout passing some anti-discrimination laws that protect LGBT people? Oh wait, the United States doesn't have any on the federal level either. Nevermind.) So, they moved out. Shortly after moving into their new home, they got this from their shi**y past landlord...
Said Olly in response to this troubling turn of events...
"We spent seven months being so paranoid, from moving out of that house into a new one felt like we’d finally not have to worry. But then to realise he’d found us and sent us more abuse was just unbelievable... We didn’t think he would know where we live and now we’ve just been left worrying about when he’ll next attack us. His behaviour was just shocking because homosexuality and same sex marriage is not unheard of anymore."
Life is hard, you know? People can be shi**y, responsibilities suck, and sometimes even bathing seems like a colossal waste of time. What if someone stepped in at that very moment of despair and was all, "Here, eat this."? You'd go from zero to hero. That, friends, is the story of this hedgehog...
Quick, somebody create a religion based around this guy, we'll join.
It's become a serious burden to keep up with the non-stop parade of bizarre 2016 election news, but fortunately Stephen Colbert is willing to subject himself to direct exposure on our behalf. Did you hear what Donald Trump said last week? This week? Today? An hour ago? He's right behind you right now! Hillary got knocked for shady dealings contained in her emails, but it really shows how Trump won't let her scandals get any attention. At least Tim Kaine got to make an appearance.
Sarah Palin cracked her head open while rock-running, posted pictures of her injuries to Facebook, and then somehow pivoted to attack Hillary Clinton in the same post. As one does.
"Aww, c'mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission.... for weeks on end... whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin' low to run out the clock before November, but you're SEXIST for noticing it."
If you're confused, this is in reference to the conspiracy theories that Hillary Clinton is literally on death's door. The metaphorical implications of Trump supporters' greatest hope at this point being the sudden death of their opponent aside, what does this have to do with Sarah's injuries? Great question.
"Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road... Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks 'what happened?' I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully."
Wait, how is the doctor sexist?
She ended her rant with links to conspiracy theory sites speculating on the state of Hillary Clinton's health and imminent death. After all, no one knows better than Sarah Palin how bad it would be if someone in charge of a state, or worse, the nation, were to suddenly leave part-way into their term.
Two smart, successful Earth angels collided when Amy Schumer and J.K. Rowling started talking over Twitter on Tuesday night. It started when Rowling reached out to Schumer after seeing her perform at the Edinburgh stop on her comedy tour.
Just seen the goddess that is @amyschumer live in Edinburgh. What a night 😂❤️
A teenage boy in Mexico City has died from a stroke that is said to have been caused by a "love bite" from his girlfriend.
Julio Macias Gonzalez, 17, spent the evening with his 24-year-old girlfriend. Later that night, he began convulsing while eating dinner with his family. They called an ambulance, and Gonzalez died at the scene.
The Mexican media reports that doctors believe the suction from the hickey-making caused a blood clot, which traveled to Gonzalez's brain and caused a stroke.
According to The Independent (which is a British publication, so they charmingly refer to hickeys as "love bites"), this is the second recorded incident of hickeys causing a stroke. In 2011, a 44-year-old woman in New Zealand lost movement in her left arm and was taken to the hospital, and doctors found the hickey on the right side of her neck.
Doctors concluded that the suction from the hickey fell on a major artery that later prompted the minor stroke. The symptoms didn't creep up until later when she was watching TV at home.
The woman made a full recovery after being treated with an anti-coagulant to clear the clot.
Twins are a great resource for scientists, because you can do some crazy things to one of them and measure the effects of your experiment against the “control”—the other one. Putting aside some of the darker moments in twinstory, just take a look NASA, who used astronaut twins Scott and Mark Kelly to see how space affects the body. The following examples of twin experimentation from Reddit are decidedly less scientific and decidedly more hilarious.
1. Bakkasake's parents wanted to know what would happen if their matching set had matching names.
I have a twin Brother , Our parents decided to name us the closet as possible , our names are a letter difference and pronounced the same in certain cultures. Needless to say the experiment wasn't so secret . In High school i wasn't in the yearbook for 3 years because i was thought to be a "Duplicate" , We shared the same classes some years which allowed for some fuck ups when comes to grading. he would have never passed Algebra 2 without my grades. We now work at the same place but different departments. I get Emails from his co workers as he does mine. So Thanks Mom and Dad ,you have perfected the troll
2. Atarifan2600's running a long experiment on shirt color and personality.
When my brothers-in-law were young their father told them there had been a mix up in the hospital so Fred was Dave and Dave was Fred.
A crisis of self ensued, including switching personalities until he revealed the truth.
Edit: thank you every single American telling me about 'Zack and Cody'. I'll be sure never to watch this terrible light entertainment.
4. While Oxwum10's parents organized a long-running test to see who was fastest.
5. Overthinkingmyuserid has a genius mom to compensate for his freaked out brother.
6. Norberthp proves you don't actually have to have twins to trick your kids.
7. Names. Names are crucial. As this guy knows, and disregards.
8. Yocum137's testing the effects of a flat age hierarchy.
We refuse to tell anyone who was born first because we don't want anyone, including them, to make any assumptions about them based on their age, like this one is older so she's the leader, or that one is younger so she's more laid back, etc. Not even their grandparents know.
9. Interestingly, dudleydidwrong took advantage of having twins to pretend she didn't.
Mel Brooks was a guest on The Tonight Show on Tuesday night, where he reminisced about his good friend Gene Wilder, who passed away on Monday at the age of 83.
He recounted meeting Gene Wilder for the first time, when Wilder was in a play along with Brooks' wife, the late Anne Bancroft. He also talked about the moment when, after promising Wilder that he would one day play the role of accountant Leo Bloom in The Producers, Brooks got to tell him that he'd successfully raised the money and the movie would actually be made.
Too bad about Brooks' Hitler tic, though (watch the video). That must be rough to deal with.
Tuesday night on After Paradise, the season 21 Bachelor was (finally!) announced and it's neither fan-favorite Luke Pell nor fan-"he-seems-okay" Chase McNary. It turns out they're going with Nick Viall, the two-time Bachelorette runner-up (season 10 with Andi Dorfman and season 11 with Kaitlyn Bristowe) who made up for his seemingly villainous past ways on this (the third) season of Bachelor in Paradise.
When asked how he planned to prepare to be the nation's newest Bachelor, Viall replied, "I've certainly had the practice."
So clearly he doesn't end up with either Amanda Stanton or Jen Saviano on Paradise. Dude really has not had the best luck with women. Well, maybe the fourth time's the charm. That's a saying, right?
