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Case of the Tuesdays.

Beyoncé celebrated her 35th birthday 'Soul Train'-style and luckily there were cameras.

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On Monday night, Beyoncé Knowles celebrated her 35th birthday in style (duh) with a Soul Train-themed party attended by the likes of Alicia Keys, Janelle Monae, Chance The Rapper, Usher and his wife Grace Miguel, former Destiny's Child(ren) Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and, of course, her own sister Solange.

Bey wore a pair of one-legged pants with a bell-sleeved midriff shirt and later changed into hot pants for the official bringing out of the cake, while her husband Jay Z spent the night dressed like Jimi Hendrix.

Usher x Hov😍 #BeyonceBirthdayParty

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But it was their daughter, Blue Ivy, who stole the show, with her enthusiastic and adorable birthday wishes for her mama.

Queen Bey, ever the gracious host, thanked her guests while Blue Ivy swiped a bit of cake.

Queen 🐝🐝 Blue sneaking cake 😭💙 #beyonce

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And later Beyonce extended more thanks, this time to everyone—including her hive—with a short Instagram video set to Young M.A.'s "Ooouuu" with a caption that reads:

I just want to say thank you to everyone for all the beautiful and thoughtful birthday wishes. I am so fortunate to have the love and support of my family, my friends, and my hive. We've grown up together and you guys continue to inspire and motivate me everyday. I'm so grateful for every challenge, every smile, every tear, every discovery, every sacrifice, every triumph, every stretch mark, every kiss, every scar. I strive to make you proud.
I love YOOOUUUU!!! B

Airbnb host confesses he's filming guests having sex and swapping videos with other hosts.

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Oh no. Everything horrifying you imagined to be true about Airbnb is definitely true. At least if you believe this confession shared on Post Secret—a site where people share their deepest, darkest, possibly fake secrets—by an anonymous person claiming to be an Airbnb host.

most talked about secret this week-

Posted by PostSecret on Thursday, September 1, 2016

"I swap hidden camera sex videos with other airbnb hosts," claims the anonymous poster.

The bad news is, this is definitely happening. The good news is, at least the sex you're having at an Airbnb is usually quality, energetic vacation sex, not sweaty, T-shirt-wearing on-a-Tuesday sex.

Does this mean Airbnb hosts have a secret underground network where they're rating guests' sex lives? "Two stars—uninspired missionary style, plus they left dirty dishes in the sink when they checked out."

Also though, can we talk about that bedroom? It looks so chic and modern. Is that Stockholm? What's that run, like $150/night? Just saying I'm still interested.

Chloë Grace Moretz says she regrets feud with Kim Kardashian while simultaneously reigniting it.

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Chloë Grace Moretz, star of the sequel to Neighbors, laid the groundwork for a sequel to her spring feud with Kim Kardashian, while reflecting this week on their ugly Twitter exchange. Back in March, Kardashian posted a nude selfie that spurred many thinkpieces, partly because of negative reactions from people like Moretz, which turned it into a Great Feminist Debate™️.

Kardashian tweeted right back, with a well-structured burn.

Moretz spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about the feud this week.

“I think I gave my attention to people that didn’t deserve my attention. So in some ways I think I regret giving them the attention, [though] I don't regret what I said,” she said of the social media kerfuffle. “But also I realized that being the most opinionated and loud person in the room is not always the most impactful. I learned that from Hillary.

"Didn't deserve my attention." Sizzle!

Hillary as in Hillary Clinton of course, for whom Moretz is a stumper and student.

“‘It’s great to be feisty,’ those were her exact words," Moretz added. "But sometimes the smartest way to get into the psyche of people is to be the quietest person in the room. Let everyone else bicker and throw their words around and then you come in with the quiet voice and that will be the most impactful.”

#deauville2016

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While "let everyone else bicker" is a great strategy for dealing with Republicans, it's doesn't help celebrities stay celebrities.

The new Miss America might be openly gay.

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Miss America is finally getting its first out lesbian contestant. Erin O' Flaherty, Miss Missouri, will be the first openly gay woman to compete for the Miss America crown, taking place this weekend.

"Behind the scenes, we've been well-represented, but I'm the first openly gay title holder, so I'm very excited," she told the Associated Press. "I knew going in that I had the opportunity to make history. Now I get to be more visible to the community and meet more people."

Though she may be the first out contestant, she's not the first lesbian to compete. Djuan Trent, who came out as a lesbian in 2014, competed in the Miss America pageant in 2011 as Miss Kentucky and finished in the top 10.

But O'Flaherty is the first Miss America contestant to win a state title after coming out.

The organization said it's proud to be evolving with the times. "Through every major milestone of our nation's evolution, Miss America has provided a voice for women from all walks of life, and, this year, we welcome our first openly gay contestant," said Josh Randle, chief operating officer of the Miss America Organization.

"Miss America contestants continue to be the best and brightest in the country, and we proudly support each and every young woman who competes in our national program."

Yes, "all walks of life," as long as you're not above a size 6 or over age 30.

Malia Obama upgrades from tiny joint to enormous bong in latest non-scandal.

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Malia Obama, the 18-year-old daughter of President Barack Obama, was allegedly caught smoking a joint at Lollapalooza in August, and now she's been photographed wearing a "Smoking kills" T-shirt while sitting near a bong.

True, the bong was not in use in the picture, which was reportedly taken at a house party in Philadelphia, but that didn't stop the nation from freaking out, because omg pot!

Malia Obonga! PerezHilton.com/BarackObama #MaliaObama

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HOLY SH*T A BONG! A BONG FOR DRUGS!

Good luck to Malia making it through college with everyone ready to lose their minds any time she's in the vicinity of a bong.

Some colleges students are actually made of bongs.

Why the Playboy model who Snap-shamed a woman at the gym could go to jail.

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Police have tracked down the woman whose privacy was violated when Playboy Playmate Dani Mathers snapchatted a picture of her showering naked (because that's how you shower) at an L.A. Fitness gym in July.

The woman, who is reportedly in her seventies, claims she wants to work with authorities, who are recommending prosecution. The charge, according to TMZ, would be “Dissemination of Private Images," a misdemeanor that could result in up to six months jail time.

Mathers probably wishes she could unsend this.

A bit of backstory: Mathers posted a selfie from the gym looking aghast, featuring a normal non-Playboy Playmate human woman showering in the background, captioned, "If I can't unsee this then you can't either." Get it? Haha, not everyone is a model, GOOD ONE!

When her joke didn't go over as planned and people got angry people got her at for body-shaming a stranger (because some people are not cold-hearted narcissists), she deleted the post and claimed she meant to send it in a private message. Uh-huh. Anyway, the police were notified, the gym banned her for life, she lost some work, and that brings us to now.

TMZ's sources claim that cops are trying to "make an example out of Mathers," because mocking and invading the privacy of people who are just trying to live their lives in peace isn't just an asshole move, it's also a criminal offense.


The 25 meanest things said at the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe.

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The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe aired on Monday night, and a glaringly white group of "stars" turned out to properly bash the 80s heartthrob and statutory rapist. Though Lowe was the guest of honor, staunch conservative Ann Coulter definitely received her fair share of roasting, probably because it is just so damn easy. Here are 25 of the meanest things said on the show.

Getting ready. #lower past

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1. "Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It's not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself." -Jimmy Carr on Ann Coulter

2. "Jewel has an incredible voice, an incredible body...and a face!" -Jimmy Carr on Jewel

3. "Let's give it up for Rob Lowe—or as gonorrhea doctors call him, Patient Zero." -Pete Davidson

4. "Ann Coulter and no black people? What are we roasting? A cross?" -Pete Davidson

5. "Last year we had MarthaStewart, who sells sheets, and this year we have Ann Coulter, who cuts holes in them. You racist c--t." -Pete Davidson

6. "Rob defies age...restrictions. Really, you're a f--king Adonis. I hate you. You look like you're sculpted. You put the 'statue' in 'statutory rape.' God, I had such a crush on you when I was a little girl. If only I'd known that's when I had my best shot." -Nikki Glaser on Rob Lowe

7. "Jewel, I don't want to badmouth you, since God already did. Your teeth are like the Spice Girls: They're all different colors and doing their own thing." -Nikki Glaser on Jewel

8. "Peyton Manning is here because Eli [Manning] is still out there making his dad proud." -Jewel

9. "Gay men love Ann Coulter. It's because two minutes into hearing her speak, they remember why they hate p---y." -Jewel

10. "You all know his assistant tried to kill him. I guess the stress of answering the phone twice finally got to him." — Jewel on David Spade

11. "If you've ever asked yourself, 'Who do I have to screw to get a TV show in Hollywood?' Nikki has the actual list." -Ann Coulter on Nikki Glaser

12. "Rob Lowe, the only thing you are consistently on is Twitter, which is surprising because you have never been able to master one character, let alone 140." -Peyton Manning

13."What can I say, Jewel? You're the only jewel who gets less valuable with age." -Jeff Ross

14. "Ralph Macchio, it's amazing how The Karate Kid prepared you for the rest of your life: Wax the car, sweep the floor..." -Jeff Ross

15. "Rob Lowe. Or as the girls in the sex tape said, 'Rob, no." -Jeff Ross

16. "Ann is against gay marriage. What is your thinking on that? If I can't get a husband, they can't either?" -Jeff Ross

17. "Rob was in Austin Powers 16 years ago. Can you believe it's 16? Or as he calls it, 18." -David Spade

18. "Rob has been sober 26 years. To put that in perspective, if sobriety was a baby, he would have f--ked it 10 years ago." -David Spade

19. "Rob has been called the comeback kid. No I read that wrong. Rob has come on a kid. Glad we got that out of the way." -David Spade

20. "Some of you may know Rob from The West Wing. Rob, I assume your pal Charlie Sheen helped you out with that. He's used to working with aides." -David Spade

21. "She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan. It looks like she's having a good time. I haven't seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot." -David Space on Ann Coulter

22. "After listening to your last album, [Jewel], I think you should go back to sleeping in your car with the engine running and the garage door closed." -Rob Lowe

23. "Everyone is asking, why is Ann Coulter here tonight? Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what abortion looks like up close." -Rob Lowe

24. "Ann, after your set tonight, we've all witnessed the first bombing that you can't blame on a Muslim." -Rob Lowe

25. "Black Lives Matter. Not enough to have a black person on the dais, but trust me. They matter." -Rob Lowe

If you missed the roast, don't worry. You can catch it playing at some obscure hour on Comedy Central when you can't fall asleep, probably.

The 15 funniest tweets about the HRC coughing fit that rocked the nation.

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During a campaign speech on Monday in Cleveland, OH, Hillary Clinton had a coughing fit that lasted upwards of two minutes. She joked that it was a result of being allergic to Donald Trump (sarcastic, but not that sarcastic, right?).

But a lot of pro-Trump right-wingers immediately assumed Clinton's cough was a sign of her imminent death and brought up similar coughing fits that she's succumbed to, like in 2015 during the Benghazi hearing.

The #HackingHillary hashtag began trending on Twitter, the media treated it like a huge story, and the comedians did what they do best—hate themselves. No, sorry, they just made jokes.

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Luckily if it turns out to be anything serious, Donald Trump knows a good doctor he'd gladly recommend.

It looks like Calvin Harris may have officially moved on from Taylor Swift.

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We've been worried about Calvin Harris. After his breakup and subsequent feud with his ex-girlfriend and mortal enemy, Taylor Swift, he's seemed a little down in the dumps. But what's this? Is a new romance in the air for our favorite lonely Scottish DJ? He was spotted arm-in-arm over the weekend with Mexican singer/actress, Eiza González.

Eiza González is best known for From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series, starring on a Mexican teen telenovela called Lola, Erase Una Ves ... and for making out with Liam Hemsworth this one time.

These two lovebirds haven't publicly confirmed the nature of their relationship yet, but a source told Us Weekly:

They recently started hanging out, and it's very new. They both really wanted to keep it low-key for a while, but once these photos came out, they knew that wasn't going to happen. They're both happy and just seeing where things go for now.

Move over, Hiddleswift. GonzalHarris is coming for ya. (Admittedly not a great celebrity couple name. If anyone has any better ideas, please let us know.)

Patton Oswalt demolished Martin Shkreli in the century's greatest Twitter war.

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Prolific comedian Patton Oswalt and Notorious P.I.G. Martin Shkreli went (virtually) head-to-head on Twitter in a roast almost as fiery as Rob Lowe's.

It all started when the comedian (Oswalt) joked about the #TrumpCantSwim hashtag on Twitter, because that's what comedians do, and the price gouger of life-saving drugs (Shkreli) decided to chime in.

A fan (of Oswalt's) answered Shkreli, citing Oswalt's most famous credit, and Shkreli was unsatisfied.

Oswalt then chimed in himself with a great burn that the pharmaceutical CEO will need a prescription to fix.

Shkreli showed that he truly is a Trump supporter with a tweet that could have been composed by The Donald himself.

Shkreli then insulted comedians and comedy in general.

Patton, of course, had names better than "Stoopid moron."

Shkreli tried to drop the mic with a fancy turn of phrase.

Oswalt bid Shkreli g'night with one last burn.

Though it went back-and-forth like a fair fight, Oswalt pointed out that Shkreli really lost right at the beginning.

The new Sia/Maddie Ziegler music video is the most emotional one yet.

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Sia and Maddie Ziegler have joined forces once again for an extremely moving music video for Sia's new song, "The Greatest." The video, which is book ended with Ziegler looking into camera crying rainbow tears, is theorized to be a response to the Orlando shootings that claimed 49 lives this past June.

The single dropped unexpectedly over the weekend, along with another version of the song (available on iTunes) that features a guest verse from Kendrick Lamar.

Sia and Maddie pretty much go together like peanut butter and jelly at this point, with Ziegler acting as Sia's "dancing avatar" in many music videos since her breakout in "Chandelier." "The Greatest" might be their most emotional collaboration yet.

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Man dies, leaving behind collection of busty mannequins. We all have a thing.

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Retired electrician Mike Martin collected dozens of large breasted mannequins, which he restored, dressed, and cared for tenderly. Then he died last July at age 88, leaving his extensive collection behind. The good news is that the entire set, along with a huge array of clothing and accessories, has been put up for auction and you can bid on them through this Thursday. Hurry! Make your family proud!

This could be yours!

Martin and his wife, Maxine, lived in Beloit, Wisconsin, with upwards of 60 mannequins. "If you've seen them, obviously you can tell he was very into big-busted women, to say the least," Martin's daughter, Lisa Erspamer, told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. "My mom tolerated it. By no stretch of the imagination did she like it." Women!

According to Martin's neighbor Rich Ranft, "some people are making fun of it online" (the nerve!), but he added: "everybody collects something." Good point—I collect coffee mugs. Same thing.

Nothing to see here. Just your typical mannequin collection.

"Whenever he heard there was a mannequin for sale, he'd go get it," Ranft explained. "They had a small Ford or whatever it was, and he would strap them to the top or put them in the backseat, wherever he could put them."

Martin would then reportedly spend four or five days restoring each mannequin, which included applying a resin-based filler to "puff up" their breasts. In a 2007 interview, Martin said of his collection: "When I can turn a pile of broken-up plastic into something that represents something beautiful—it's recreating Phoenix from the ashes, so to speak." So weird that his wife wasn't excited about this.


Woman sets her ex's car on fire, then finds out it wasn't her ex's car.

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On Saturday morning, 19-year-old Carmen Chamblee was arrested for setting her ex-boyfriend's car on fire in Clearwater, FL only to find out after the fact that, oops, she'd burned the wrong car. Ladies, let's remember: when planning to go all Left Eye on your ex's ass, it's really important to make sure whatever property you're setting on fire actually belongs to them.

She started the fire in the trunk of what she thought was her ex-boyfriend's car on August 28 and was seen by witnesses leaving the scene of the crime on a bicycle. A few days later, the Clearwater Police Department released footage of the suspect feeding the flames, and Chamblee was identified. She's now being charged with second-degree arson and probably first-degree poor decision-making.

Greta Van Susteren's long-susteren days at Fox News are over.

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On the same day that Fox News settled Gretchen Carlson's sexual harassment lawsuit against former CEO Roger Ailes for $20 million, another high-profile woman is leaving the cable network: On The Record anchor Greta Van Susteren. On Tuesday morning, Fox announced that Van Susteren would be departing effective immediately, but provided no explanation as to why. The news immediately sent social media into a frenzy.

Fox announced that starting Tuesday night, Van Susteren's time slot will be filled by 6 P.M. anchor Brit Hume. Notably, the two hosts differ on presidential candidate Donald Trump—with Van Susteren often seen as more supportive of the loud billionaire, while Hume is more critical.

Even more significantly, Van Susteren was one of the few high-ranking women at Fox News to support Roger Ailes after Carlson accused him of propositioning her for sex. Even as more women from the network accused Ailes (including Megyn Kelly), and he was quickly ousted from his position as CEO, Van Susteren stood by his side. Many are speculating that her abrupt departure is related to the network's $20 million payout to Carlson.

Gretchen Carlson and Roger Ailes, who thankfully never had sex.

Just when it seemed like Fox had put this controversy to bed, this news has blown it up all over again. Let's hope the network's management can quickly get it under control once again. Then they can go back to their real goal: pretending the Republican Party isn't in free fall.

Math teacher tries to win over the #youths with painfully long karaoke medley.

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Being a teacher is one of the most important jobs in the world, but it can be hard to connect with the #youths. One high school math teacher has gone viral for her attempt to do just that.

On what might go down in history as the most awkward first day of school ever, this teacher busted out a 7+ minute performance of math class-related song parodies, which included such hits as Drake's "Hotline Bling" and Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe."

Not only had this teacher clearly spent countless hours writing and preparing this medley, she even brought along some flashing DJ lights, presumably to make the students feel like they were "in da clurb."

By the looks on these teens' faces, I'd venture to guess that she might not have succeeded in her goal of connecting with them. But you know what? We have to give her credit for trying.

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Britney Spears is lawyering up to crack down on tabloids that spread lies about her.

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Britney Spears is lawyering up against the 'bloids (a cool abbrev for "tabloids" I just made up), threatening to sue the rag mags if they don't stop telling lies about her.

According to TMZ, which of course only has its heart in the right place, Spears' lawyer sent a letter to InTouch warning them not to publish a story they were trying to push about Spears allegedly "talking and laughing to herself and using a British accent" (aka acting crazy) at last month's VMAs.

Of all the rumors they could have made up, they couldn't have chosen a more interesting one? When it comes to erratic behavior, Spears' truth is stranger than fiction.

The magazine apparently notified the lawyer that they will still be running the story. The lawyer called it "utterly false, highly defamatory and completely offensive to Ms. Spears."

TMZ, which hopefully wouldn't lie in a story about tabloids lying, says that a source connected to Brit Brit explains that the singer is tired of these "made-up" stories, especially considering how hard she's worked to turn her life around.

"They say if the story runs they will absolutely sue the magazine, adding this will be the first of many lawsuits to stop the lies," TMZ explains.

InTouch better leave Britney alone.

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