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Amber Rose's first threesome was 'f*cking horrible,' but she'd try it again with one small change.

September 8, 2016, 8:29 am
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Amber Rose had a "f*cking horrible" first threesome. After gaining the dignified media moniker "Podcast Host Amber Rose," an excerpt of her first episode has titillated threesome fans worldwide.

Before you ask: yes, she divulged, it was boy-girl-girl.

"We kind of just got together and it was cool, but it was a guy and it was a girl and it was fucking horrible," Rose told her too-breathy co-host, sex therapist Dr. Chris Donaghue.

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"I'm having sleepless nights," Rose, 32, continued. "I felt the pressure, getting older, to experience new things."

If you're feeling like a weird sex experience might shock you out of a midlife crisis, here's what went wrong for her:

I feel like I'm a very passionate lover and I like that one-on-one passion. I like to feel that. And so, with the threesome, I kind of felt, like, there was no passion. There was no kissing, and rolling around and, you know, all those moments that I enjoy. It just wasn't there.

So threesomes are out for Rose in the future. Unless it's "two guys, whatever, but not another girl." And that, friends, will be an interesting text conversation between Kanye, Rose, and Wiz.

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The 15 funniest reactions to Kanye West signing Tyga to his record label.

September 8, 2016, 8:34 am
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Following his Yeezy Season 4 fashion show on Wednesday, rapper Kanye West announced that he'd signed Tyga to his G.O.O.D. Music record label. Tyga has the distinction of being Ye's sister-in-law Kylie Jenner's boyfriend, as well as the father of his soon-to-be other sister-in-law Blac Chyna's baby (get all that?).

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Although Kanye and Tyga have worked together before (Ye produced Tyga's 2015 album The Gold Album: 18th Dynasty), some people seem to think this contract doesn't have much to do with Tyga's talent. (Unless you consider dating Kylie Jenner a skill.) Here's what Twitter had to say about his new record deal.

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Stranger approaches pregnant woman with a loud baby on a flight, but it's a good thing.

September 8, 2016, 8:42 am
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Traveling alone with young kids is always tricky, but it's especially tricky when you're pregnant. One man on a recent flight from Minneapolis to Atlanta knew that, and helped a pregnant mom with her young son who was crying.

Angela Byrd was a passenger on the plane who witnessed the man's act of kindness. In a post to community Facebook page GAFollowers - Everything Georgia, she told the story of how he helped a pregnant mom who was struggling to comfort her "upset and fussy" baby.

On a flight back to Georgia, this man, who was a stranger to this woman, offered to help her because she was pregnant...

Posted by GAFollowers - Everything Georgia on Tuesday, September 6, 2016

The post reads:

On a flight back to Georgia, this man, who was a stranger to this woman, offered to help her because she was pregnant and alone on the flight and her son was upset and fussy.

He told her that he was a DAD, and wanted to help her so she could rest. He walked the aisle most of the flight from Minneapolis to Atlanta comforting this woman's son as if he was his own

"I was in tears...not because he was white and she was black...but because it showed me today that there are still GOOD people out there in a world full of turmoil." - Angela Byrd

GOOD JOB!

Kindness goes a long way, people! Props to this guy for being awesome.

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There's a new Dos Equis 'Most Interesting Man in the World.'

September 8, 2016, 8:57 am
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Months after Dos Equis beer ejected their last Most Interesting Man in the World from the planet, they've finally replaced him with a newer and younger Most Interesting Man in the World.

His credits include:

- Chopping fruit with his hand.

- Stealing a pig.

- Holding a torch inside a cave.

- Saving a soccer ball from a well.

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- Wearing a watch on the outside of his space suit.

I don't always wear a spacesuit, but when I do I wear my watch on the outside.

Congrats, New Most Interesting Dude! The fate of running down cobblestones with beauty queens wearing high heels rests well in your interesting hands.

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Mom reveals that she's been dressing her daughter in hand-me-downs her whole life, will never be forgiven.

September 8, 2016, 9:08 am
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Kids' clothes are expensive. But it's 2016, Instagram fashion has ruined everything, and kids need to feel "special." So for years, Claire McCormack let her beautiful daughter Kate think she was wearing fashions from a fancy boutique called L'attic — get it? L'attic! But it turns out they were all hand-me-downs from her older sisters. Well played, mom, well played.

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McCormack, the mom of three young girls, broke the news to Kate, her youngest, on her 6th birthday that she's been wearing her sisters' old clothes. She even filmed her reaction, because she knew it'd be gold.

Ah yes, the infamous sarcastic "thank you," followed by the dramatic body gesture. Kinda makes you want to be kid again, right? Anyone? Hello?

Happy birthday Kate!

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People are horrified by Trump's stance on sexual assault in the military.

September 8, 2016, 9:08 am
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Donald Trump, Presidential contender and dystopian nightmare, has continued to defend a controversial statement he tweeted about sexual assault in the military back in 2013. Because why admit you were wrong and apologize when you can just blindly defend yourself? It's the American way!

Here's the original tweet. Gulp.

And here's the perfect response:

Trump's tweet suggests that when men and women get together, rape is par for the course. Which is hugely offensive to both men and women. Well done, Donnie.

During a town hall on NBC News last night, Trump doubled down on his original statement when confronted about the tweet. “It is a correct tweet," he told debate moderator Matt Lauer. "There are many people that think that’s absolutely correct.” (Yes, like Trump's campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, who has made some equally horrifying statements about sexual assault.)

Many took to Twitter last night to lay into Trump for his comment. Vox writer Elizabeth Plank criticized Lauer for spending way more time focusing on Hillary's email controversy than on Trump's seriously problematic stance on sexual assault.

Some pointed out that sexual assault is not exclusive to men attacking women.

Even some Republicans are concerned by Trump's stance on sexual assault, and the military at large.

Some just pointed out the obvious, terrifying truth.

And on that note, please do not forget to vote.

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Woman removes huge cyst from her remarkably patient boyfriend's face, films the whole saga.

September 8, 2016, 9:11 am
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Imagine if Dr. Pimple Popper had to have sex with the person she was doing a cyst removal operation on and you'll understand the appeal of this video, in which a woman actually performs an extraction on her own boyfriend. The video is called "The Exorcism of Aaron," and that truly is the best way to describe this horror.

This is definitely the world's best girlfriend.

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YouTuber Zoella goes on a Twitter rant after fans complain about her putting her name on too much merch.

September 8, 2016, 9:13 am
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YouTuber Zoella is expanding her empire by releasing a homewear and lifestyle collection. You would think that everyone would be thrilled to now be able to buy Zoella-mandated coffee mugs, planners, and pillows, but some people are accusing the vlogger of just slapping her name on anything in order to make a quick buck. Well, the criticism must have really hit home for the 26-year-old, because while Zoe Sugg's personality is usually all rainbows and kitten farts, the claws came out for this series of tweets.

How could anyone give Zoella a hard time? All she does is make videos showing you what candles she likes, and how to put on eyeliner with a cute British accent. Luckily, for every one hater Zoella has, she will always have 10 times more fans.

Her home collection is just the latest project the vlogger has been working on. She already has two books out, a beauty line, and millions of followers on social media. She uploads weekly to her two wildly popular YouTube channels, and she even has wax versions of herself and her boyfriend, Alfie Deyes (known on YouTube as PointlessBlog) in the Madam Tussauds Wax Museum. Yea, she is doing all right.

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September 8, 2016, 9:22 am
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Demi Lovato is addicted to getting tattoos.

September 8, 2016, 9:25 am
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Demi Lovato is really into tattoos. In fact, she's so into them that she tweeted about how "addicting" it feels to get tattooed. Sure, if you like the feeling of a needle going in and out of your skin rapidly for hours on end.

She posted a few Snapchats featuring the two new tattoos she got on Monday night from Keith "Bang Bang" McCurd.

She used medical needle emojis despite the fact he's probably not using blood.

Bang Bang added a dreamcatcher and what look like beads to an existing tattoo on Lovato's side (ouch!) of a few feathers and the words "You make me beautiful." According to the Daily Mail, Lovato said of the tattoo: "The words were so encouraging and lifted me through a really dark time in my life. It's kind of a Christian tattoo, so for me it's religious, but it could be for anybody."

He makes her beautiful and he also made her bleed.

And because the pain of one huge tattoo wasn't enough for the 24-year-old singer, Lovato went ahead and got another one, on the inside of her wrist. She had two roses inked underneath another already existing tattoo, this one of the word "Stay" (her other wrist says "Strong").

Oh, they'll stay, all right. (Because tattoos are permanent, duh.)

The roses cover up marks from when she used to cut herself. She said, "It was very symbolic for me to be able to be able to cover that up and also replace it with something else that's permanent so that I'll never be able to forget the support that I had when I went in [to treatment]."

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Sorry, frat boys, but no one wants to go to your creepy, sexist party.

September 8, 2016, 9:35 am
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An off-campus frat at the University of Pennsylvania sent out a rape-y email invitation to their first party of the year. A couple of high-minded students reacted before the first keg was tapped by posting that email around the campus covered with the words "this is what rape culture looks like."

The original email, created by frat-like "nuisance house" OZ, contained a party invitation poem which included ominous verses like "We're looking for the fun ones and say fuck off to a tease."

Junior Amanda Silverberg was alerted to the email and swiftly printed out 600 copies of her edited version which included resource information for sexual assault victims, which she and her friends posted and distributed around campus. Her efforts gained the attention of Senator Bob Casey and Governor Tom Wolf.

Great job, Silverberg and co.

In the wake of increased awareness of on-campus rape and the visibility of cases like Stanford rapist Brock Turner, it's hard to believe emails like this still get sent around, and it's more important than ever that everyone feels safe at school.

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September 8, 2016, 10:30 am
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Jessica Alba's company takes unique political stance with new line of diapers.

September 8, 2016, 10:37 am
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One great thing about babies is that they're born without political opinions. Try to talk to them about tax reform or gun control and they'll just stare at you and maybe drool a little. This is probably why a new line of diapers from Jessica Alba's eco-friendly business, the Honest Company, feature tiny red elephants and tiny blue donkeys. Because if there is one stance Democrats and Republicans can agree on this election season, it's being pro-diaper.

Tiny people reaching across a tiny aisle.

“I always try to set a good example for my children—but I’m amazed by how much I actually learn from them,” Honest co-founder and actress Alba told MOTTO. “Our election diapers were inspired by all of the little ones out there who were born not to see red or blue, but simply to love.” (This sounds like something a Republican would say, but Alba actually endorsed Obama, and has expressed her support for gun control.)

Alba endorsed Obama in 2008 and 2012.

You can watch the ad for the bipartisan diapers here, to the tune of "Why Can't We Be Friends?" It's actually pretty awesome.

If you want your baby's diaper to encompass not only poo and pee but the unity of a fiercely divided nation, you can buy the bipartisan diapers here for $13.95.

Personally these wouldn't have been for me—I was anti-Reagan straight out of the womb (it was the '80s). I'm pretty sure my first words were "Tax the rich!" But also, I didn't get along that well with other babies, so maybe bipartisan diapers are a good idea.

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September 8, 2016, 10:50 am
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Study confirms Barbies make little girls feel bad about their bodies.

September 8, 2016, 11:15 am
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For almost 70 years, girls have grown up playing with Barbie, the German porn doll turned wholesome plastic role model. People have been speculating for years that this ill-proportioned plaything might contribute to a negative body image in little girls, to the degree that that some women even go under the knife to get her waist. A recent study seemingly confirms this theory, demonstrating that girls as young as six (6!) become self-conscious about their bodies thanks to the toy.

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The journal Body Imagerecently published a study titled "The impact of doll style of dress and familiarity on body dissatisfaction in 6- to 8-year-old girls."

The researchers found:

  • Body shape of dolls influenced young girls’ ratings of body dissatisfaction.

  • Girls who played with thin dolls desired thinner body shapes after playtime.

  • Playing with full-figured dolls suppressed girls’ desire for thin body shapes.

In the study, Dr. Kathleen Keller, a nutrition and food scientist at Penn State, wrote, "In each experimental group, girls desired a body shape that corresponded to the doll with which they played, suggesting that playtime may create a context in which the dolls represent a culturally accepted body shape."

A new line of Barbies without thigh gaps was announced by Mattel in January, and just might help teach children what a human woman's body is actually like.

"Playing with full-figure dolls that more accurately depict the size of an average woman, which is a size 14, may allow children to be more comfortable with their bodies, resulting in a healthy relationship between actual and ideal body size," Dr. Keller and her team concluded.


There might be hope for the youths after all! Now we just need movies and the media to catch up to the dolls.

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Humans of New York featured Hillary Clinton at her most vulnerable.

September 8, 2016, 11:29 am
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The Facebook page Humans of New York—which usually features quotes by and photographs of ordinary New Yorkers (but has also interviewed Syrian refugees and the president of the United States)—shared a photo and quote from an interview with Hillary Clinton today. And it's particularly pertinent after a forum in which critics said she wasn't smiling enough.

“I was taking a law school admissions test in a big classroom at Harvard. My friend and I were some of the only women...

Posted by Humans of New York on Thursday, September 8, 2016

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“I was taking a law school admissions test in a big classroom at Harvard. My friend and I were some of the only women in the room. I was feeling nervous. I was a senior in college. I wasn’t sure how well I’d do. And while we’re waiting for the exam to start, a group of men began to yell things like: ‘You don’t need to be here.’ And ‘There’s plenty else you can do.’ It turned into a real ‘pile on.’ One of them even said: ‘If you take my spot, I’ll get drafted, and I’ll go to Vietnam, and I'll die.’ And they weren’t kidding around. It was intense. It got very personal. But I couldn’t respond. I couldn’t afford to get distracted because I didn’t want to mess up the test. So I just kept looking down, hoping that the proctor would walk in the room. I know that I can be perceived as aloof or cold or unemotional. But I had to learn as a young woman to control my emotions. And that’s a hard path to walk. Because you need to protect yourself, you need to keep steady, but at the same time you don’t want to seem ‘walled off.’ And sometimes I think I come across more in the ‘walled off’ arena. And if I create that perception, then I take responsibility. I don’t view myself as cold or unemotional. And neither do my friends. And neither does my family. But if that sometimes is the perception I create, then I can’t blame people for thinking that."

Clinton has told the story of that exam before, but in this context it's particularly heartbreaking. Behind Clinton's "cold" and "unemotional" (I prefer the descriptor "professional," because it is a less laughably sexist way of describing Clinton's demeanor) exterior, there's a human being.

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You know those fireworks that turn into big worms? This is like that, but a cyst.

September 8, 2016, 11:30 am
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September 8, 2016, 11:46 am
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12 reasons liberal women don't enjoy sex.

September 8, 2016, 12:01 pm
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The conservative blog The Federalist recently published a mildly viral article entitled "12 Reasons Science Shows Conservative Women Have The Best Sex." The main source was a BuzzFeed survey in Europe showing that the further right along the spectrum men and women were, the more satisfied they were with their sex lives.

Author Joy Pullman took that finding and ran with it for The Federalist, speculating in her 12 arguments that conservatives have better sex because they're not "reaching for an erogenous zone and finding the wrong body part there," and because liberals are cursed with "men acting like women and women acting like men." She continued that arguing with this won't get you laid by anyone but a lesbian, and who wants that, anyway? (Lesbians, Joy. Lesbians want that.) The rest is the usual diatribe about liberals' pointless, empty lives; how the right "protects" women until they are "emotionally ready" (i.e. married), how f**king for reproduction just feels better and how getting consent is a pussy-dessicant.

But she didn't completely finish off the job. She was too busy dry-inserting her theories about unwed mothers to look at why liberal women can't screw to save their lives. So we're here to help, Joy: Here are 12 reasons liberal wymyn can't enjoy sex.

1. Too busy leaning in at work to lean over for men.

2. It's too hard to orgasm when they're preoccupied with the sociopolitical implications of each sexual position.

3. Having sex with their husbands in order to produce heirs isn't their only happiness in life.

4. Gay sex just doesn't count. Trib all you want, ladies, but we're not putting any lesborgasms on the scoreboard.

5. In the time it took to verbally consent to have sex—BAM!—menopause.

6. That nagging feeling that America might slide backwards on women's rights if constant vigilance against the GOP and Religious Right isn't maintained is really making it hard to relax the butthole.

7. The fact that they've enjoyed validation and success outside of men's approval makes other pleasures less intense by comparison.

8. Chris Brown's "Fine China" came on the radio and now nobody's coming.

9. They've exhausted their "bending over backwards" position explaining things to men.

10. They keep knocking over the collected works of Paulo Freire on the nightstand.

11. It's hard to orgasm under the male gaze.

12. It's just too sad now that their masturbation material is leaving the White House.

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September 8, 2016, 12:18 pm
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