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The cast of 'Will and Grace' is mysteriously filming something together. Everyone remain calm.

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The cast of the beloved sitcom Will and Grace got together for a little reunion in honor of the 10 year anniversary of the show ending. On Saturday, star Debra Messing posted a picture to Facebook of the show's four main cast members (herself, Eric McCormack, Sean Hayes, and Megan Mullally) all in the same room again, sending fans of the show into the throes of ecstasy.

Only smiling because of where Eric's hand! @EricMcCormack @SeanHayes @megan http://www.whosay.com/l/iayc0dd

Posted by Debra Messing on Saturday, September 24, 2016

But wait, there's more! Today, Hayes, McCormack, and Mullally (which sounds like it could be a law firm) all tweeted pictures of themselves… and they appear to be back on the WILL AND GRACE SET!

What does this mean? What are they up to? Why won't they tell us? Can one actually die of excitement?

Are they filming something together? They must be, right? Because it would be cruel to give fans hope and then just snatch it away!

Okay, so it's safe to say they're up to something and they want the fans to know, right?

How much longer do we have to wait to find out what it is?!


Teen girl finds the worst way to remove nose hair.

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19-year-old RaMu, a member of the Japanese pop girl group KissBee Zero, just tried out the product none of us were curious about: an at-home nose waxing kit. It's almost as though the world wants every delicate area of our bodies dripping in hot wax.

Despite how happy the guy on the cover of the box looks, you know that has to hurt. When you pull just one nose hair, it feels like you're roasting with every dictator in Hell, so it can't possibly feel much better when you rip them all out at once. Still, once RaMu gets those puppies out, she is rewarded with the satisfying experience of getting to inspect all the little nose hairs and their damned follicles. Is this the new pimple popping?

Leonardo DiCaprio met Obama and Twitter won't let go of the jokes.

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The White House announced on Sunday that Leonardo DiCaprio will be meeting with President Barack Obama to talk about environmental issues for the first ever "South by South Lawn" festival, but what the internet is really focused on is how silly this photo of the two of them looks. Doesn't it seem like Obama is really focused on telling DiCaprio how much he liked the Luke Brower years of Growing Pains?

Obviously, Twitter went crazy with jokes. Here are some of the best.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas celebrate their shared birthday with a shared selfie.

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You may not have heard from lovebirds Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas in a while, but just because this couple isn't making headlines, that doesn't mean that they aren't still totally in love.

On Sunday, Zeta-Jones shared this picture of the happy couple to celebrate their joint birthday. They both were born on the 25th of September, 25 years apart, and weirdly enough, they also share an anniversary. WHOA.

A birthday kiss for my hubby. Happy Birthday to you and me. 😘

A photo posted by Catherine Zeta-Jones (@catherinezetajones) on

Zeta-Jones is 47 and Douglas is 72. The couple has been married for 16 years, and they also share two children together. They share everything.

Happy birthdays. You two deserve your own separate slices of cake.

Here’s what's in Brad and Angelina’s prenup if you ever wondered what it’s like to be rich, famous, and divorcing.

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Now that the dust around the Brangelina divorce announcement bombshell is starting to settle, it's time to move on to the next stage: divvying up the stuff, and more importantly, the kids. As TMZ reports, their prenup covers their 12 shared properties, so that shouldn't be too difficult to split up. Custody of their six kids is where it's going to get tricky.

According to TMZ, the couple's combined fortune is close to $400 million. They own a total of 12 properties, but they were all bought before the couple was married (some are from before they were dating). Seven properties belong to Pitt, two to Jolie, and three they purchased together before their marriage (a mansion in New Orleans, an apartment in New York City, and a vineyard in France).

As of now, the kids are with Jolie, who has reportedly blocked Pitt's phone numbers to avoid getting calls or texts from him.

Let's hope this doesn't get too ugly.

Trump and Clinton ice cream flavors are here so you can eat your feelings about the election.

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Have you ever looked at Donald Trump and thought, "That man would make a killer ice cream flavor?" Yeah, us either. But one ice cream maker has! Ample Hills Creamery in Brooklyn, NY has just created an flavor inspired by Trump called "Make America Orange Again." They've also made one for Hillary called "Madam President." Who do you think they're planning on voting for?

Pint-sized candidates.

Ample Hills Creamery is milking this presidential election with their own campaign "Scoop the vote" by creating right and left-wing flavors. For Trump, they have an marshmallow creamsicle flavored ice cream, complete with brownie bricks so you can build your own wall. They were so committed, they went so far as to use an artificial coloring (something they typically avoid) to make the ice cream as obnoxiously orange as possible.

After all the terrible things that have come out of Donald Trump's mouth, here's something great that can go into yours.

And if you're with Her, Ample Hills has also created a flavor for Hillary. They say it's made with "sugar and spice and women's rights." That's spiced chocolate mixed with oatmeal raisin cookies from Hillary's own cookie recipe. Mmmmm... sweet sweet control over our own uteruses (uterii?).

A country divided never tasted so good.

If you can get your hands on these in time, there's a fun debate game to be played: eat your feelings every time a candidate says something that makes you scared for the future.

David Beckham did half-naked pushups on a piano for your pleasure.

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Oh man, the first debate of the election is tonight and the polls are all tied up. You know what we need right now to cut the tension? A handsome man doing pushups on a piano in his underwear. Enter retired soccer player David Beckham.

Mr Richie's challenge to myself day 2. @guyritchie

A video posted by David Beckham (@davidbeckham) on

It's apparently part of the #22PushUpChallenge, in which people do 22 pushups for 22 days in a row to raise awareness for the estimated 22 service members who commit suicide every day due to the effects of PTSD. Thank God that Beckham chose the sexiest possible way to raise awareness for this important cause.


Kylie and Kendall got matching $250,000 cars, the rich person version of BFF bracelets.

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Extremely rich sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner got matching Ferrari Spiders over the weekend (twinsies!), and Kylie detailed their trip to the dealership in a Snapchat story for us to look at on our phones while crammed into a hot subway car with 1,000 other people. Happy Monday!

My best friend and I in high school had matching BFF necklaces from Claire's that we had to throw away because they turned our wrists yellow. This is kind of like that.

"Matching"

Kylie's (on the left) is silver while Kendall's is black, because how confusing if they were the same color. Can you imagine? "Whoops! Accidentally took my sister's Ferrari to the gala!" What a disaster!

Here's the whole thing on video in case you want to start off your work week wondering why you weren't born a billionaire.

Showing support for the brand, Kendall even sported a Ferrari t-shirt and held a mug with the company's logo in the video, as Kylie is heard joking in the background: "She's so embarrassing. Kendall you're embarrassing me!"

Soooo embarrassing!

Apparently a Ferrari mug is embarrassing. But parading around in matching $250K cars? Totes normal.

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Carrie Fisher explained why Han and Leia broke up in the most hilariously Carrie Fisher way.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens revealed that soul mates Han Solo and Princess Leia broke up after their Jedi son Ben went to the dark side of the force, becoming Kylo Ren (No spoiler warning, you had every chance in the world to see this movie. Come on, people). But national treasure Carrie Fisher, who plays Leia in the movies, revealed her own theory at the Saskatoon Comic & Entertainment Expo: hyperspace. I think it's a metaphor for sex?

Carrie Fisher

Carrie Fisher stole the show today! She told some great stories about Star Wars, Harrison Ford and offered up several musings about Leia's relationship with Han. See you all tomorrow!

Posted by Saskatoon Comic & Entertainment Expo on Saturday, September 17, 2016

"He smuggled way too much and, girls, I know you don't want your husbands smuggling, do you?" Fisher said. "Hanging out with the hairy guy too often. I think there's a lot of problems with that. Wouldn't take me on the hyperspace thing enough. [pause] Euphemism."

And despite the fact that I continue to ship Carrie Fisher and Han Solo actor Harrison Ford in real life due to the fact that they're both so damn weird, Fisher says that love is doomed, too.

"We see each other all the time," Fisher said. "We're sick of each other. I know Harrison's sick of me. I see it when he talks about me on TV. 'So Carrie said that she...' And he goes 'Ugh' [shakes head]."

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32 pre-debate tweets from comedians and pundits just as excited and disgusted as you are.

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Monday, Monday, Monday!! It's finally debate night!!!!!! Everyone is extremely pumped and/or filled with existential dread as this election stops feeling like a nightmare and starts feeling horrifyingly real.

One stage, two podiums, one moderator, no rules. Seriously, the debate is tonight and candidates still haven't signed a rules agreement. That's how far we've fallen. BUT WE'RE STILL PUMPED.

Here are 32 hilarious, stressed out tweets from comics and others who have predicted the debate's outcome to get you psyched:

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5 fashion trends that are obviously part of a vast conspiracy to keep women down.

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If Satan is real, I suspect he or she (but probably he), is in the fashion industry. We see his handiwork in these five popular "clothing" items, which are obviously part of a vast conspiracy to keep women from rising, or even standing up.

1) Shoes

I think of shoes the same way as I think of tiny New York apartments: No one deserves to be cramped in a tight space like that—not me, not you, not feet. I believe that humans should be barefoot whenever the weather allows. But American customs, and most sidewalks, don't allow for that.

Worse yet, shoes for women seem designed to prevent us from standing or walking, let alone taking over the world. High heels torture our feet and backs and cause us to sink into grass or get stuck in cracks on the sidewalk. Flats cause blisters and reek in the summer. Ugg boots are comfortable and super-warm, but force you to endure the ridicule of your peers. Same with Crocs.

Aside from rain boots, sneakers or bedroom slippers, shoes are the devil's work and should disappear forever.

2) Bras

Whoever came up with the idea that boobs should each stand on their own was obviously not a woman and maybe the devil. Bras elevate and separate boobs to make them more enjoyable to look at, but feel like a padded prison. The straps pinch. The cups never fit correctly. You have to hook them at the back, which I thought would get easier by now.

By your 30s, your boobs—kind of like you—just want to lie down. I say we bring back the uni-boob and ditch all bras for sports bras. Or let them fly free.

Those '60s feminists were onto something. Bras are the devil's work. Burn them all!

3) Thong underwear

"Panty lines" are a myth created by Big Thong and their mission is to force adult women to walk around all day with a constant wedgie. As if we don't have enough to deal with, now we have to floss our butt cracks? Bro, please.

Thongs won't hold your butt, but they will hold you back. For instance, how are you going to ride up your boss's butt for a raise when you're busy trying to fish a thong out of yours without your co-workers noticing?

Thongs are evil and should die in a fire.

4) Spanx

If you've never worn Spanx before, all you need to know is this: They will make you look slimmer, but you'll feel like your mid-section is crammed into a Pillsbury dough container all day.

I wear Spanx only to weddings and then everyone tells me I look like I've lost weight and I have to explain: IT'S ALL AN ILLUSION. Which ruins the whole point of Spanx to begin with.

Spanx are Satan incarnate. They all must burn.

5) Pants

Pants are bad. I hate them. Dascha Polanco hates them. Pants are best when they are removed, sometimes seconds after crossing the threshold of your home. And a zipper? Right by the most sensitive part of your body? Obviously: this is the devil's work. But ladies (and men), we don't have to live like this anymore!

We have better options. Sweatpants. Yoga pants. No pants. And, of course, leggings. There will be haters who proclaim "leggings are not pants!" But to them I say: "yes, that's the best thing about them!"

In summation, pants are evil and they all must burn.

Ladies, we can't smash the glass ceiling with one foot stuck in a sidewalk grate. That's why I suggest we burn them all store these items in the back of the closet for special occasions (because I'm only human and heels make my butt look great). But be warned, the Devil, I will not stay silent: I will complain while wearing them.

10 new responses for the next time Grandma asks (again) why you're still single.

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Grandmas are wonderful. They make us cookies, they buy us presents, and most importantly, love us unconditionally. Sometimes that unconditional love manifests itself as deep concern for what's going on (or not) in your love life. You know Grandma means well, but how many different ways can you answer the question, "Why are you still single?"

Well, here are a few ideas:

1. "I'm just really holding out for that nice *insert religion and/or nationality your Grandma approves of here* boy you've always wanted me to marry."

2. "Oh, I can't settle down and raise a family yet. You're far too young to be a great grandmother."

3. "Oh, enough about me. You were telling me about all of your friend Harriet's medical ailments? Let's talk more about those."

4. "You know what the boyfriend I don't have would love? This lasagna. It is sooooo yummy. Will you explain to me in great detail how you made it? And then hopefully forget we were ever on the subject of my love life?"

5. "I don't need to be dating anyone right now, Grandma. I'm a single lady." (Author's note: This one works great if your grandmother happens to be a Beyoncé fan.)

6. "I mean, the better question is why is Sarah single. Right? Let's dive into that one."

7. "Why am I still single? Oh, probably because my crippling fear of rejection causes me to put up walls, making it almost impossible to achieve the level of vulnerability required for a deep and meaningful relationship with anyone but my cat. May I have a butterscotch?"

8. "I just haven't been able to find someone who agrees that Alex Trebek is definitely rigging Jeopardy games. You know I think you're right about that, and I won't settle for anyone who refuses to see what's right out in the open."

9. "Well, yeah, I was dating someone, but he turned out to be a telemarketer. Ugh. Why do they always call during dinner?"

10. "I'm still too pure and innocent to date. No funny business going on here, Grandma!"

Good luck at Thanksgiving!


6 TV shows (and 1 movie) to help you get used to having a female president.

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Though the polls are increasingly tight, there is about a 53% chance that America will elect its first female president in November. But because men have enjoyed a fantastic 227 run in the highest office in the land, many people find the image of a leader in a more tailored pantsuit to be daunting. Fortunately, we can look to Hollywood for a lot more diversity than we've had in real life. Here are six TV shows (and one movie) to help get used of a president with two X chromosomes.

1. President Allison Taylor, 24

Cherry Jones won an Emmy for her portrayal on 24 as President Taylor, an idealistic leader who was described by critic Ken Tucker as "Hillary Clinton if there was no Obama."

2. President Caroline Reynolds, Prison Break

Another action drama popular with bros, Prison Break featured a female president (played by Patricia Wettig) who managed to pull off a poisoning to become POTUS. She was the main villain in the first season, because women can do anything.

3. President Constance Payton, State of Affairs

Emmy-winning actress Alfre Woodard starred as the first black female president in pop culture. Katherine Heigl played the CIA agent who gave her her daily briefings. Sadly, the series only lasted an eighth as long as her real-life "feud" with Seth Rogen.

4. President Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief

Geena Davis got to play president in 2005, the natural ascension from A League of Their Own.

5. President Selina Meyer, Veep

Julia Louis-Dreyfous's instantly iconic character started out as veep on Veep, butshe soon moved into the Oval Office with more presidential profanities.

6. Téa Leoni, Acting President Elizabeth McCord

Watching a Secretary of State (played by Tea Leoni) being sworn in as the acting President would be a good image for your eyes to get adjusted to before January.

7. President Elizabeth Lanford, Independence Day: Resurgence

Wildly considered to be a disastrous orgy of CGI explosions, the Independence Day sequel bombed, but it's not President Lanford's fault. Even though she didn't have to compete with Will Smith, she was undoubtedly the coolest part.

Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow played 'Friends' trivia and proved they still watch the reruns too.

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Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow played a special bonus round of Friends trivia while on Celebrity Name Game last week, and unfortunately it looks like this is the closest thing fans will get to a Friends reunion any time soon.

Come on, any casual Friends watcher could have answered those questions. That was baby stuff. Ask them to name Barry's receptionist! Ask them what Rachel's father used to drink! Ask them how many sisters Joey has (you can argue about the answers to these questions in the comments section of this post)!

Still, it was great to see these two back on television together 12 years after Friends went off the air. And don't lie, it warmed your heart to hear that Cox, Kudrow and Aniston used to eat lunch together every day.

Plus, Courtney does a great David Schwimmer impression.

Tom Hanks photobombs newlyweds so they'll always remember their special day with Tom Hanks.

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On Saturday, a couple was about to take the same boring, beautiful wedding photos everyone shoots in the stunning autumn paradise of New York City's Central Park, but luckily Tom Hanks was there to save them from the mundane.

Photographer Meg Miller told the Huffington Post about the encounter. While most of the plebeians in the park were staying out of the frame, Hanks ambled over, "took off his hat, just leaned right into the group and said 'Hi, I'm Tom Hanks.'

Unlike most people who interrupt a group of strangers in New York City to declare themselves Tom Hanks, this was really Tom Hanks. And naturally, stumbling upon mere humans, he thought, "They must really want to share this special moment with me."

He was, of course, correct. For he is a famous man.

Elizabeth and Ryan! Congrats and blessings! Hanx.

A photo posted by Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) on

He proceeded to take a few selfies before he "sort of took off running," having used his celebrity for good once again.

Taylor Swift got a bangin' new haircut and now everyone forgot about the presidential debate.

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There's some kind of politics thing on TV tonight, but no one can really remember anymore because Taylor Swift got a new 'do, complete with colors and bangs and everything. Taylor's new blonde look involves some more ragged layers that have a more fun, casual look, the kind that makes you forget about the republic's fate hanging in the balance. She also took pictures with her stylist, Gareth Bromell. It is truly morning in America again.

18 embarrassing confessions from people who lost their virginity knowing nothing about sex.

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Nobody really sits you down and tells you how your "first time" is going to go. Not your parents, not your high school health class, and when they're just as young as you, you certainly can't rely on your friends.

So here's one piece of sage wisdom from 18 embarrassed people who learned the basics when they first lost their V-card. At least they know now.

1. Don't need to, amayonazing, nor should you.

You do not need to completely unravel a condom before you apply it to your penis.

2. Aint no thing,Supersighs.

It's not as big of a deal as I thought it was. I'm a guy and I lost my virginity at 23. I didn't tell my partner at the time that I was, but when she found out she fist pumped and said, "Yes! I took a guys virginity!"

3. It's cool to be nervous, historynerd1865.

Vaginas can be really tight, and if you are a little floppy from nerves or whatever, it's not going to go in.

4. Coogcheese has their finger on the button.

There's this thing...its called the clitoris...and its kind of a big deal.

5. The heat is on, b8le.

I guess not that I wish I knew but was so surprised by how warm it was, 100% caught me off guard not sure what I was thinking it'd be like

6. JoshuaTheFool is actually still doing foreplay from his first time.

There is NEVER enough foreplay.

7. User forman98 still has a thing for exposed belly buttons.

It's lower than you think.

No, even lower.

8. You'd think decades of PSAs would've hammered this home, but take this advice from throw-away_catch.

If you don't have a condom and she says "it's okay I take the pill" do NOT proceed. Seriously. It's not only about getting her pregnant and producing a money destroying hell demon, but also STDs and stuff

9. This bit from idennek is true for both sex and engine repair.

The importance of lubrication.

10. It's a mystery how there hasn't been a teen sex comedy romp with the name of SpehlingAirer's slang.

How messy it can be! The "cuddle puddle" is real, my friends.

11. Hoops_Hops is just here to brag.

My wife and I were both virgins when we got married, I wish I knew on our wedding night that we shouldn't do it 6 times in 8 hours.... We were both sore for days and only did it like 2 more times during the rest of our honeymoon.

12. Ah yes, frankenboobehs, the most common STD… is love.

You might feel a super instant attachment to that person, but they might not feel the same way about you.

13. This is why playlists and/or D'Angelo was invented, lizzardx.

Take your ipod off repeat one!!! Dust in the wind by kansas is a TERRIBLE song to lose your virginity to!!!

14. Yeah, HelterSkelter03, but it's the American way to take charge and pretend to be an expert.

It's perfectly ok to tell the girl you're a virgin, DO NOT act like you know wtf you're doing when you don't and she does.

15. That's your cue to get it done, michaelnpdx.

Don't feel like you have to last forever.

After she had an orgasm she was done, said it was too sensitive to keep going. Didn't offer me any assistance with my stuff, so she was sitting in the truck listening to music while I was standing outside whackin' it in the moonlight next to a cow pasture.

16. What about really sad and horrible movies, BlondGingerViking?

It's never like in the movies. I've never seen a realistic sex scene in a movie. For one, unless you put serious effort into orgasming at the same time, it's never going to happen. Also, you never see them clean up or pee afterwards. Always pee afterwards, it'll prevent urinary tract / bladder infections.

17. Then what's even the point, Tjuanthousand?

No, losing your virginity will not instantly improve your charisma and make more girls like you.

18. User loki8481 says it's no big deal?

sex is a fun, but not exactly life-changing or transcendent experience... there's no reason to have so many hangups about it.

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