In an exclusive new interview with The Daily Mail, 63-year-old Krisann Morel, a former nanny who took care of Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven as children, says she is worried Jolie is making the same mistakes in her separation from Brad Pitt that her mother made while divorcing Jon Voight in 1977. (Side note: between this woman and Brangelina's bodyguard, this family's employees are shockingly willing to spill the beans to tabloids.)

Morel made this statement to the Mail:

I'm speaking out because I want to send a message to Angelina, who I care about very much. I want to tell her, "Please don't cut Brad out of the children's lives. Don't use the children as weapons in your divorce. And don't demonize your husband. Because that is exactly what your mother did when she was breaking up with your father. And the result was you had a lonely and traumatic childhood. Why would you inflict the same tragedy on your kids?"

Jolie's parents, actress Marcheline Bertrand and actor Jon Voight of Midnight Cowboy/Anaconda fame, separated when Jolie was only two years old. Voight had been cheating with drama student Stacey Pickren, and the divorce was public and bitter. Jolie herself was estranged from Voight for decades, until they reestablished contact after Bertrand's death from cancer in 2007.

Morel adds:

I am worried that Angie is repeating the past - repeating the same mistakes her mother made during her divorce - and I want to get this message across to her before it is too late.

When you look at it, there are eerie similarities between the two stories. As Morel points out, Voight and Pitt even look alike, which adds a whole other level of weird. Check out The Daily Mail's article for more quotes from this wise yet opinionated nanny, as well as childhood photos of Angelina Jolie.

Melania Trump blames Billy Bush for her youthful husband's potty mouth, the Dilbert guy throws another tantrum, election stress is stressful, conspiracies abound and more! Here are the 27 funniest tweets of October 18th, 2016:

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A super uniformed "meninist" (well, that's redundant) has gone viral for his ridiculous pro-Tampon Tax tweets. Despite having strong feelings about periods, self-proclaimed "Politician and youth adults spokesperson" Ryan Williams does not know what a period is.

Also, bro, another misconception: eliminating tampon tax doesn't mean "free tampons," it just means tax-free tampons.

While this iconic GIF is often applied to anti-abortion people, a teenage boy who doesn't know the difference between the bladder and the shedding of the uterine lining should not tell women what to do.

While some of the replies were scary and rude, Williams made matters worse with his attempts at retorts.

Uh oh.

And then he compared women to dogs, which is NEVER A GOOD IDEA.

And his girlfriend is obviously keeping a secret from him, or just disappears once a month.

It's almost a comfort to know that the education system in the UK is almost as bad as it is in the US.

A barista in Queensland, Australia took to Facebook to defend her manager against a racist customer who said she "refused to be served by a black person." Her post has gone viral, likely driving business to the shop and proving that sometimes love does triumph over bigotry.

Josie Ajak, the manager, says a woman entered her coffee shop last week and refused to be served by her because she's black. The woman, who was in a wheelchair, then demanded: "Get me a white lady."

SAY WHAT NOW? Ajack responded with an astounding level of tolerance, and just kept doing her job. “[I told her] ‘that’s fine’, with a smile, and she moved aside, waiting for a white person," she told Buzzfeed News. "I told my staff that she is racist and that we won’t be serving her, while I continued serving other customers with a smile.”

Eventually the racist woman left angrily, without a coffee. Good.

Later that day, Ajak’s co-worker Jade Arevalo posted to Facebook about the interaction. "Josie is one of the most kind and friendly people you could meet but irrespective of her character, she did not deserve to be excluded like this," she wrote.

You can read the full post here:

She also pointed out that the racist customer "travels in a wheelchair and could quite possibly understand a life made difficult by others assuming less of her."​ The post has been shared hundreds of times and received over a thousand comments, many of them offering their support to Josie. Others have tweeted their support of the coffee shop with the hashtag #buyacoffeefromjosie.

Josie responded a few days later with a post thanking people for their support.

"To everybody who has ever been refused service because of their skin colour, this is for you," she wrote. "There is absolutely no room for racism anywhere in the world!"

There is a lesson to be learned here: don't be a racist jerk. Not to anyone. And especially not to the people tasked with serving you coffee, who are the under appreciated heroes of this world.

If you're the kind of mom who pins ideas for Halloween costumes to a vision board tacked up in her craft room all year, go embroider something and leave us alone. For the rest of us, here are 9 scarily easy kids Halloween costume ideas. They're perfect for anyone who can barely hold a pair of scissors and won't realize they have nothing planned until the day before Halloween.

1. Ghost

Locate a white sheet. Cut holes for eyes (or not). Throw over child.

2. Mummy

Wrap toilet paper around child until child is not visible.

3. Burrito

Wrap foil around child until child is not visible.

4. Generic superhero

Use Sharpie to draw first letter of child's name on an old pillowcase. Tie pillowcase around child's neck. This costume also builds character.

5. Olympic swimmer

Bathing suit.

6. Overprotected child

Helmet, knee pads, participation trophy. Bonus: your kid will be really safe all night.

7. Fireman

Start a small fire in a room in your house you don't use very much. When firemen arrive, ask if you can borrow their hat and place hat on child. Take some photos to send to Grandma.

8. Extraterrestrial masquerading as a human to gather intelligence on our species

Ordinary street clothes with something slightly amiss, like a sweater worn inside-out.

9. Whatever your child actually wants to be this year

Drive to store, purchase costume. Eat candy.

Ivanka Trump has finally weighed in on the thing that everyone else, and I mean literally everyone, has been talking about: her dad's disgusting comments on a now-infamous tape from 2005. Her dad. Donald Trump. This guy is her DAD.

As we all know by now, Trump was picked up on a live mic bragging about "grabbing women by the pussy," among other degrading comments about women. Today, two weeks after the tape was leaked to the press, Ivanka has responded. In a very brief statement to Fast Company, the 34-year-old condemned her dad's actions in the most uncontroversial way possible:

My father’s comments were clearly inappropriate and offensive, and I’m glad that he acknowledged this fact with an immediate apology to my family and the American people.

Trump's wife Melania also admitted his comments were “unacceptable and offensive" during last night's interview with Anderson Cooper. It seems even the Republican presidential candidate's own family admits his "locker room talk" crossed a line.

But this still doesn't explain why just yesterday, Ivanka mysteriously liked a tweet about her dad calling her a "piece of ass." Or why she laughed along when her dad called himself a "sexual predator" on Howard Stern's show back in 2006.

There are some questions we don't want answered.

I believe it was FDR who once said, "there is nothing to fear but peeing your pants in front of the actors trying to scare you at a haunted house." Well those actors have definitely seen it—and more— and shared to reddit the funniest reactions they've ever caused while working at haunted houses. Here are 13 of the best.

1. Edymnion, who got got by a little old lady.

Little old lady, had to be 80 dragging her two 60 year old sons by their hands into the haunt, telling them in the sweetest little old grandma voice you can imagine "Now now boys, don't be pussies." She gets into the last room which was dressed as a movie theater where the entire screen would break open as a giant monster jumped out. She sat front row center.

My friend literally got his phone out and dialed 911 and was waiting to hit Send. Monster jumps out 2 inches from her nose, she shrieks, and then just collapses. We all rush in, she turns and looks at us and starts laughing. "We have movement!"

2. ​VikingRabies witnessed a real-life three stooges moment.

3. ​Adam_Barrow wants to know if this was a threat or a promise.

4. ​Mishful_Thinking proves haunted houses are just darkly lit subway platforms.

5. ​Darrenyankj suffered a premature evacuation.

6. ​riotous_jocundity got a football player so scared he went straight bugs bunny.

7. ​brendan685 knows the scariest thing in the world is to name names.

8. Scribeykins was way scarier than Chuck-E-Cheez.

9. ​Edymnion was such a great scarer, here's another one from his sordid past.

Happened just a couple of weeks ago. I was taking the girlfriend down to Netherworld in Atlanta just because their haunt is one of the best in the country. We had gone through, had a great time, and were in the gift shop when this girl, maybe 11 or so, comes tearing in there. She had clearly been running away from one of the line worker monsters. I'm about 6'2" and without thinking I run over and tell her "Its okay, you don't need to be afraid of the monsters..." and then dropped into my crazy psycho voice I use in my haunts "...its the rest of us you should be scared of! Eh hehehehehehee!" Her eyes go wide as saucers because at this point I'm looming over her, my girlfriend grabs me, pulls me away and just goes "Honey, we talked about this, you're not allowed to do that to the normies!"

Girl ran out faster than she had ran in, and even the gift shop employees were going "That was awesome, good on ya!"

10. ​samwise1st2 didn't leave this house empty handed.

11. ​nstamatical lost Jesus, but found a really great story.

12. PMMe_PaypalMoney_PLS just won mother of the year.

13. And finally, sploom17, who is giving us the scatalogical story we've been waiting for.

People magazine has published interviews with six witnesses who corroborate reporter Natasha Stoynoff's story of being sexually assaulted by Donald Trump when she was doing a profile for his first wedding anniversary with Melania. Trump has since called her a liar and too ugly to assault ("She lies! Look at her, I don’t think so"). In addition, Melania demanded a retraction, but only for the part of the story where Stoynoff says she ran into Mrs. Trump a year later in front of Trump Tower with infant Barron, and Melania asked "Natasha, why don’t we see you anymore?"

Five of the six witnesses came forward to say Stoynoff told them of Donald's attack immediately after it happened. The sixth was actually with her when she had the encounter with Melania a year later. The other witnesses are a long-time friend Stoynoff immediately called, journalism professor Paul McLaughlin, whose advice she sought, two People editors and another reporter. Everyone agreed on one thing: there wasn't enough evidence for court, and he would retaliate massively. As her professor told People:

“She wasn’t sure what she should do,” McLaughlin recalls. “I advised her not to say anything, because I believed Trump would deny it and try to destroy her.”

“It was tough decision but in a he said/she said we believed she would lose,” the professor said in a tweet regarding the incident. “He seemed rather nasty at the time.”

In case you missed it, Stoynoff claimed that while interviewing the couple at Mar-a-Lago, a heavily-pregnant Melania went off to change. At this point, Trump pulled her into a room and forced himself on her, pinning her with his weight before his butler came in and interrupted. Shaken, she didn't know what to do but finish the interview (Donald immediately reverted to doting husband), and decided with her editor she didn't want a war with Trump. According to People's editors, these details have not changed over the years.

Deputy East Coast News Editor Mary Green returned to PEOPLE’s New York-based staff in December 2005 after a three-year hiatus excited to reconnect with Stoynoff. However, Stoynoff was haunted by her recent experience, and she opened up to Green about the encounter.

“In an early conversation we had in her office, she told me about what happened with Donald Trump,” Green said. “She was shaky, sitting at her desk, relaying that, ‘He took me to this other room, and when we stepped inside, he pushed me against a wall and stuck his tongue down my throat. Melania was upstairs and could have walked in at any time.’

“She talked about her shock, and wondered why it had happened, if she had done anything wrong. I assured her she hadn’t. She was also angry that he had forced himself on her, that she was glad someone had interrupted him, because he was surprisingly strong.”

Stoynoff, like the other women coming forward against Trump, changed her mind when Donald told Anderson Cooper in the second debate that he had never acted in the way he described in the infamous Access Hollywood tape.

People magazine may be colloquially known as a soft-focus celebrity magazine, but they deal with extremely litigious, wealthy, and powerful people every day. The other women who are accusing Trump may be on their own against his fame and legions of die-hard followers, but People has probably interviewed more Scientologists than any publication on Earth, and they have the legal department to match. Trump may be claiming every single media outlet in America is secretly run by Hillary Clinton and "globalist" bankers, but it seems like People is more than a match for The Orange One all on their own.

During her concert last night, Adele's partner Simon Konicki surprised her with a gift for their fifth anniversary that was so romantic, it was actually worthy of Adele. And that can not have been easy. You can't just surprise your partner with a cupcake and a Sephora gift card, when that partner IS ADELE (if it's me, you definitely can).

Not only is she music royalty, she also seems to genuinely care about her fans. So much so that during her current tour, she has been showering concert goers with personalized confetti, handwritten with her song lyrics.

Now, that's love.

Luckily, her kindness and generosity towards others is not a one way street. Because last night was Adele's five-year anniversary with her partner and father of her four-year-old son. And look what he did for her (Warning: may trigger all kinds of emotions):

HE REPLACED THE CONFETTI WITH HANDWRITTEN LOVE NOTES HE WROTE. They say things like "you're an angel" and "I love you." This fan is probably not the only one who was moved to tears.

Hello, management? Please cancel cynicism this year. Love has been confirmed as real.

(Don't say I didn't warn you about the Kleenex.)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, the show with the problematic name, is back for it's second season premiering on Friday on the CW. The show revolves around Rebecca Bunch, a woman who uprooted her high-powered life in New York City to follow her ex-boyfriend to a small town in California. It is part sitcom, part comedy, part musical and one of the most hilarious shows on television right now (am I gushing? I'm gushing. I'm not sorry.). Seriously, if you're not watching it, binge season one immediately.

Here are the top 10 funniest songs from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend according to me, a crazy fan of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

10) "Good at Yoga"

Sung by Valencia, the super hot girl who's dating the man Rebecca is in love with, "Good at Yoga" is a relatable bop about being insecure in front of a goddess-like woman who actually appears to enjoy working out.

9) "Where's The Bathroom?"

Hailed as a "miracle of Judaism" by fellow Someecards staffer Orli Matlow, this is the song Rebecca's mother (played by Broadway veteran Tovah Feldshuh) sings upon visiting her daughter's California pad for the first time.

8) "I Gave You a UTI"

Greg, who Rebecca hooks up with on-and-off throughout the first season, takes giving Rebecca a painful urinary tract infection as a badge of honor (even though you can get a UTI from a wet bathing suit bottom so don't flatter yourself, dudes).

7) "Women Gotta Stick Together"

This song, sung by Valencia, could just as easily been sung by Taylor Swift, right down to the fake feminism and acoustic guitar playing.

6) "Heavy Boobs"

An ode to having giant titties, "Heavy Boobs" is arguably the most iconic chest-related song since the Black-Eyed Peas sang "My Humps." Also, props to the cast for swinging their boobs around so hard for the dance number, that looks painful AF.

5) "Sexy Getting Ready Song"

Finally, a song that truly captures what it is like to prepare for a night out as a woman who isn't shy about waxing her asshole. Think of this number as the opposite of "I woke up like this."

4) "Theme Song"

The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend theme song, which was nominated for an Emmy this year, hilariously addresses the show's problematic aspects by commenting on them ("the situation's a lot more nuanced than that!"). It was recently announced that the theme song is going to be replaced with this updated version for the new season.

3) "You Stupid Bitch"

The relatable ballad about f*cking up everything, "You Stupid Bitch" is the 11th o'clock number of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

2) "I Have Friends"

Sung between young Rebecca and current Rebecca, "I Have Friends" explores the deep denial that no one seems to grow out of about their platonic relationships. Also, clock the amazing cameo of grocery store clerk with half an eyelid (a.k.a. "Brody").

1) "West Covina:

The number one song has to go to "West Covina," the show-stopping number from episode one that sets the tone for the lunacy of the series. (West Covina is the rinky-dink California town where Rebecca suddenly moves because she finds out her ex lives there.) How could a number that culminates in being hoisted above a crowd of dancers on a giant pretzel not take the top spot?

Runners up because it was just so damn hard to pick ten are: "Jap Rap," "I Give Good Parent," "Settle For Me," and "Dream Ghost."

Rapper and shoe salesman Kanye West recently released his new kicks, much to the delight of sneaker enthusiasts and rich people everywhere. The "Yeezy Boost 750 Chocolate" retails for about $350, but are selling on eBay for over $1,200. Oh yeah, they also look like this:

In response to the drop, Jimmy Kimmel had his team create a pair of fake Yeezys that somehow managed to be uglier than the authentic ones. They then took to the streets with the $14 knock-offs, where unsuspecting idiots totally believed they were the real deal.

Keep planting trees in Israel, Kanye.

According to The Daily Show's Trevor Noah, when Russia failed to come through for Donald Trump, he had to rely on "his other Eastern European ally for help"—his wife, Melania. Mrs. Trump sat for (nearly identical) interviews with CNN and Fox News in the goldest room in her mansion to defend her husband's "locker room talk" tape debacle and the accusations by at least 10 women that Trump groped them. Her take on it is basically, you know, boys will be boys. Oh, and also, Billy Bush started it.

Great, that's just what America needs in a leader—a "teenage boy." Especially a teenage boy so easily led astray by powerful, strong, daunting men like…Billy Bush?

Question: has Melania Trump actually met her husband?

After a busy day in the media, Melania Trump (played by her hysterical doppelgänger Laura Benanti) stopped by the Late Show to tell Stephen Colbert that it's not Trump's fault he said all those disgusting things about women.

He's a man. He can't help it.

"Those words are very inappropriate. Plus, he said them on a bus. Which is disgusting," said the extremely posh Ms. Trump, pausing incessantly to purse her lips in the camera.

"Have you forgiven your husband?"

"Uhhhh, yes," says the fake Trump, looking offstage at the coach who apparently accompanies her to all media appearances. "Yes, yes. Apparently."

"Men always brag about grabbing women by the Billy Bush," says Ms. Trump. They're all pigs.

"If only a woman could be president!"

During her show Sunday in Tampa, FL, comedian Amy Schumer called Donald Trump an "orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster," upsetting a number of Trump-supporting audience members so much that they walked out of the show. So at the start of her show at New York City's Madison Garden on Tuesday night, she read an open letter to the audience, apologizing for daring to think she could discuss not only current events but also her opinions during her own headlining show.

The full text of the letter read:

Dearest Tampa,

I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now. How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views?

After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy. Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people—who’ve been tricked into it!

And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. I will never again say that he is an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster! Never again!

When she finished the letter, she added,

Honestly, I'm so grateful you're all here, and I was grateful for everyone in that audience that night, even the people that left. And I look forward to putting this all behind us in a couple weeks, when Hillary Clinton is our motherfucking president! Thank you to the good people here and in Tampa.

The audience was also treated to a surprise guest at the show—Madonna! The comedian opened for the pop star last year, so it seemed fitting that this time, it should be the other way around. And this will probably by the only time Madonna ever opens for someone else ever again.

The folks over at Screen Junkies finally took on the most disliked trailer in YouTube history— the 2016 remake of Ghostbusters. The trailer was released in March 2016, and since being put up, has garnered over a million "dislikes" from disgruntled fans who somehow think their childhood memories were put in jeopardy from seeing a female-led remake.

Although many classic films have seen remakes and reboots in recent years, (Jurassic Park, Independence Day, and even Jumanji, for crying out loud), nothing incited more rage than Ghostbusters. Disdain over the trailer and subsequent film even transpired in some pretty harsh bullying of one of the film's leads, Leslie Jones, that resulted in her personal information and photos being leaked by alt-right buttholes with fragile masculinity.

The 2016 remake of the classic comedy Ghostbusters proved that people may not be afraid of "no ghost," but they are definitely afraid of a bunch of girls who fight ghosts.

Donald Trump's guest list at the third and final presidential debate in Las Vegas will include President Obama's half-brother, Malik Obama.

"I'm excited to be at the debate," said Malik, also telling the New York Postthat "Trump can make America great again."

The bizarre news broke Tuesday, the same day the president told Trump to "stop whining and go try to make his case to get votes."

Before the last debate, Trump's "case to get votes" included a press conference with three women accusing Bill Clinton of sexual assault.

This time, the attempt to get in his opponent's head with family issues doesn't even target Hillary Clinton.

But Malik Obama is a Trump supporter to his core. "I don't believe them" he told the Post, weighing in on Trump's own accusers of sexual assault. "Why didn't they come forward before?"

Malik Obama has a troubled relationship with his half-brother, using the new publicity to blame the president for not helping enough with his humanitarian foundation.