During the third presidential debate on Wednesday, Donald Trump took a hard-line stance on immigration, saying at one point, "We have some bad hombres here, and we're going to get them out." Twitter immediately latched on to this hot tamale, deep-frying Trump's high school Spanish skills till they were golden brown. Here are eleven of the best reactions.

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Donald Trump arguably had his best performance in the final debate, despite rejecting a quarter-millennium of respecting elections—until, that is, the final moments. During former Sec. of State Clinton's closing statement, the GOP candidate muttered directly into the microphone, "such a nasty woman." Everyone heard, and with moments, social media was even nastier.

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Ladies and gentleman, nasty women and bad hombres​ of all ages, this election's presidential debates are officially over. We all made it out alive! Let's celebrate bigly by reading what celebrities were tweeting about during the third and final debate.

1. Rashida Jones

2. George Takei

3. Elizabeth Banks

4. Judd Apatow

5. Ricky Gervais

6. B.J. Novak

7. Seth MacFarlane

8. Mike Birbiglia

9. Mayim Bialik

10. Michael Ian Black

11. Chelsea Handler

12. Shonda Rhimes

13. Patton Oswalt

14. Jon Lovett

15. Max Silvestri

16. Ed Helms

17. Julie Klausner

18. Ronan Farrow

19. Bill Maher

20. Aaron Paul

21. Ana Gasteyer

22. J.K. Rowling

23. Rosie O'Donnell

24. John Legend

25. Jerry Springer

The third and final battle of America (presidential debate) is finally over and you're not the only one who can hardly control your emotions. Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Trevor Noah had to go live they were so bursting with energy to deconstruct the night of nasty bad hombres.

1. Stephen Colbert's stately, dignified mocking.

Colbert fancied himself "moderator" as he explained the context of the debate and immediately pointed out incontrovertible proof that the election is rigged. Or, at least, "rig." Always thorough and adult, Colbert gives you an 11-minute recap full of truthiness you can regurgitate at your Trump-supporting uncle in the coming weeks.

2. Jimmy Kimmel's high profile guests, and Gary Johnson.

Because Ken Bone's fifteen minutes of fame are still raging, Kimmel let him act as correspondent from the debate in Vegas while he made a hundred jokes in a row directed at his internet history.

He also got Gary Johnson to all but admit he hasn't got a chance to win the election.

3. The Daily Show's hour and a half moment of zen.

Last debate, they streamed a glass of milk "debating" a piece of white bread. This time, they went full zen garden. It's exactly what it looks like. There's nothing happening.

Noah also did a more thorough, Colbert-esque live reaction, which you can watch here.

4. James ​Corden's pretend political take.

Bravo for trying! Corden"meant to watch it," but he got distracted by Hawaii Five-0. He knows he's not "the British John Oliver."

The "who's more British" Corden-Oliver feud is going to be amazing.

5. Seth Meyers wasn't live.

But he did his best to cover the Malik Obama news before the debate.

6. Jimmy Fallon is apparently still scarred from his Donald Trump interview.

The above is the extremely timely news on the Tonight Show's Facebook page.

7. Don't forget Conan!

While our nation recovers from the trauma of the third and final presidential debate, let's take solace in the knowledge that, whatever happens, there will still be a million reasons to make fun of Donald Trump. One of them being his insistence that "bigly" is a word. As writer/comedian Megan Amram so astutely pointed out, Trump has a tendency to talk speak "like he's trying to add words to make an essay longer."

St. Louis city alderman Antonio French had a similar take:

Social media took that and ran with it, and soon the hashtag #TrumpBookReport was trending on Twitter. Here are 20 of the funniest tweets about Donald Trump's hypothetical book reports, assuming rich kids like him were actually required to do homework.

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Tom Cruise appeared on The Late Late Show with James Corden to reenact some of the most iconic movie moments of his film career on Wednesday night. Leave it to a British dude and a Scientologist to distract us from the collapse of American democracy as we know it with this seriously fun video.

Sometimes it's easy to forget that Tom Cruise is actually a fantastic actor because of that time he lost his mind and jumped on Oprah's couch 11 years ago, but snippets from Top Gun, all five Mission: Impossible movies and Jerry Maguire (with surprise guest Cuba Gooding Jr.) provided for a nostalgic walk down memory lane.

Now-a-days, Cruise pretty much is famous to only star in sequels to movies he has already made, so get ready for Top Gun 2,Jack Reacher: Never Go Back and yet another Mission: Impossible movie to be released in the near future. Your dad must be super excited.

While Wednesday night's final (and perhaps final ever) presidential debate was full of rhetoric, screams, and slams, there was one moment that was truly and hilariously raw. When Donald Trump insisted that he respects women, the audience started laughing and Chris Wallace had to shush them.

Trump has used that exact turn of phrase on Twitter before. It must be one of the only group of words he knows, in addition to "bigly."

While the laughter was hilarious in the moment, it's even funnier now that less than an hour later, Trump inadvertently introduced the best Halloween costume of 2016.

Not only did he say it, but he leaned into the microphone to heckle with conviction.

We're almost at the finish line, folks. The end is in sight.

Although they can't vote, kids are definitely paying attention to politics this year. Even if you monitor what programs your kid watches on TV, if they've seen the news recently they have probably learned some things that belong in an R-rated movie. Jimmy Kimmel had three children on his show to discuss the third presidential debate, and they definitely have some strong opinions when it comes to Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

Kids really do say the darndest things—like that Tim Kaine looks like George Clooney. Another controversial take on this arduous election cycle.

While everyone expected Donald Trump to turn his orange laser beam of fury on women at the final presidential debate, he seemed to cross yet another red line when he went after Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Early in the debate, Trump brought up Ginsburg's public criticism of his personality and demeanor. "He is a faker," said the 83-year-old justice in July. "He has no consistency about him. He says whatever comes into his head at the moment. He really has an ego."

Wednesday night, Trump inexplicably struck back during a question about filling Supreme Court vacancies. "She was forced to apologize, and apologize she did," said Trump, as if apologizing was a dirty word.

Twitter didn't like it. Here's 11 of the best responses to Trump's hit on the notorious RGB.

4 Paws For Ability, a nonprofit that provides "task-trained" service dogs to children with disabilities, shared a picture on their Facebook page that has since gone viral. The picture is of Shanna Niehaus, her five-year-old son who has autism, and her son's new service dog, Tornado. In the photo, Niehaus is overcome with emotion, looking at her son bond with the dog—the very first time in his life that the boy had bonded with anyone other than an immediate family member. And when you read Niehaus' description of the image, you will pretty much definitely cry, so go off into a corner if you don't want your co-workers looking at you like you're a lunatic.

Niehaus, whose family had been waiting for a service dog for two years (they are Americans currently living in Japan) wrote a long post, sharing how overwhelmed with happiness she was the moment her son leaned back and rested his head on his new dog while playing with a tablet. She explained that her son, whom she "can’t hug, wash, dress, snuggle and touch freely" chose to lean on his new service dog "of his own free will, with a purposeful, unspoken attachment."

She wrote,

This is the face of a mom who has seen her son experience countless failed social interactions on the playground in an attempt to have a friend. Any friend. Any kind of connection. She has sat with her son while he has cried at night for months because he has no consistent connections outside of the family no matter how hard he tries and no matter what he works hard on in his Autism therapies. It doesn't transfer to the natural occurring world for him. And now she is sitting behind her son silently watching this moment, with the air sucked from her lungs, and no words to say. Holding her mouth and silently crying because she doesn't want to distract him from the moment and break him away from a pure, honest, and truly fulfilling moment for her son-of his own free will. This is truly magic. Words cannot explain it.

I have cried so many times for this boy, but this is the very first time I have cried for a reason like this.

For Niehaus and many other parents, this picture is worth a thousand words and even more hugs.

You can read Niehaus' full post on 4 Paws For Ability's Facebook page.

After the debate on Wednesday night, CNN commentator Van Jones was describing Trump's performance, and with stark solemnity, summed up this entire election in five words:

"You can't polish this turd."

Jones delivered a remarkable speech about how Trump's refusal to respect the nature of democracy marks a tragic moment in American history.

But best of all, "turd," which Anderson Cooper decided to fact-check.

His name started trending on Twitter, and he was quickly hailed as a hero.

Some people are already hoping for Jones 2020.

Thank you, Van Jones, for calling a turd a turd and being one of the only non-turds among us.

The world is a frustrating place right now. Between crazy presidential candidates and all the other terrible things out there, it can be hard to feel like things are okay. But don't worry, Ellen DeGeneres is here to make you believe in love and happiness again. The talk show host and voice of Dory opened up to People about her relationship with her wife of eight years, Portia de Rossi, and, well, it's pretty adorable.

DeGeneres says that she and de Rossi spend time together every morning despite their busy schedules. “Portia and I usually wake up around 6:30 or 7 a.m., drink coffee in bed and watch one of the morning shows,” she told People. “Then just reading, or she likes to do jigsaw puzzles. And we like walking about our property and hanging out with our dogs and just looking at the ocean. You know, relaxing.”

And if that wasn't enough cuteness for you, DeGeneres says that she and de Rossi “constantly say to each other, ‘We are so lucky.’ Sometimes it’s lying in bed at night before I go to sleep, and I just say thank you to whatever, whoever is out there.” DeGeneres says she's thankful to finally be in a place where she feels "settled."

"I know that I’m not going anywhere. She’s not going anywhere. I’m not saying the relationship took a while; I’m saying in my life, it took a while to find this,” she said.

Our hearts can't even take it. Ellen and Portia are giving us some major relationship goals right now.

Back in June, actor Selma Blair had a scary incident on a plane returning from Cancun. A rare glass of wine mixed with a prescription pill she had never taken before led to what she called a "psychotic blackout."

The accidental cocktail lead to her allegedly telling the other passengers, "He burns my private parts. He won't let me eat or drink. He beats me. He's going to kill me." Blair was escorted off the plane on a stretcher when they landed at LAX.

Blair visited The Talk, which is like The View for people who hate New Yorkers, and talked about the experience with an open heart and a sense of humor.

“I am someone who should never drink and I rarely do and I don’t drink anymore, but I did,” she said on Wednesday, “I was going through something.”

“It was horrible and frightening and I had empathy for myself actually afterwards because actually it was so out of character for me, especially now that I am a mother,” Blair added.

Not only has she learned from the experience, she now has a line when someone insists she has a glass of champagne at a party: "Google me."

Mark Zuckerberg may have created Facebook, but that doesn't mean he's above using it (like the rest of us) to post pictures of his dog and his baby. We don't usually get almost 475,000 likes on our photos, though. On Wednesday, Zuckerberg posted a picture of his 10-month-old daughter, Max, petting his other child, Beast, the Puli dog he and wife Priscilla Chan got in 2011.

Beast walked Chan down the aisle at their wedding, and it looks like Beast is pretty involved in the upbringing of their child, as evidenced by Max's first word: "dog."

As dog and baby owners know, it's important for everyone to get along. And Beast and Max sure look like buddies, especially because, as Zuckerberg explains in a comment on the photo, Max has a tendency to drop food on the ground.

I don't know much about breeds of baby, but I do know a lot about dogs. Beast is a Puli, which is a Hungarian herding breed known for having "corded" fur like dreadlocks. They are hard-working, kid-friendly, and like many dogs, pro-food on the floor.

American politics have always been ugly, but this year's election is hideous. After a year and four months of insult slinging, Twitter attacks and pussy-grabbing, reading this extremely classy letter that George H.W. Bush wrote to Bill Clinton is a breath of fresh air.

After Bill Clinton defeated former President George H.W. Bush in the 1992 election, he was greeted by this handwritten note left for him in the oval office on his first day as President. Despite their obvious political differences and being rivals during the race, George 41 had nothing but warm words and good advice for Clinton.

Jan 20, 1991

Dear Bill,

When I walked into this office just now I felt the same sense of wonder and respect that I felt four years ago. I know you will feel that, too.

I wish you great happiness here. I never felt the loneliness some Presidents have described.

There will be very tough times, made even more difficult by criticism you may not think is fair. I'm not a very good one to give advice; but just don't let the critics discourage you or push you off course.

You will be our President when you read this note. I wish you well. I wish your family well.

Your success now is our country's success. I am rooting hard for you.

Good luck-

George.

This is how to lose the election with grace and class. Maybe one particularly orange presidential nominee should take note.

According to The Huffington Post, the letter was first shared back in 2011 by ABC. Then in June, Hillary Clinton shared the letter on her Instagram, saying that it moved her to tears (See? She does experience emotion). Now, a day after Donald Trump said he would not accept the outcome of the election unless he wins, the letter mysterious started going viral again.

Despite being the patriarch of a powerful Republican family, George H.W. Bush has decided to vote for Hillary Clinton in the upcoming election.

The run-up to the third presidential debate was so depressing, it might actually have affected the party-hearty Vegas vibe. According to a strange report from TMZ, escort agencies in Las Vegas (the host city of the third debate) are blaming the Trump/Clinton rumble for driving down business in the days before the final showdown.

The agency owners provided TMZ with no data to backup their claims of reduced business, but they did share two theories for why customers might not be in the mood to Ken Bone:

1. People were too depressed about everything to bang.

2. People were afraid some enterprising journalist would bust them, because "the election has been filled with 'gotcha' moments."

Both explanations seem a bit over-the-top, because you'd think the beleaguered citizens of Sin City would need a distraction from the terrifying allegations flying between Trump and Clinton.

You'd also think most people's brains don't work like Sarah Palin's, constantly living in fear of a "gotcha" moment. Then again, this is not even close to the strangest news to come out of the 2016 election.

Only 18 more days, Las Vegas.

Hilary Swank won an Oscar for her 1999 role in Boys Don't Cry. But her world-renowned performance was apparently only worth $3,000—an amount of money, she explains, that didn't even qualify her for health insurance.

Speaking with Chelsea Handler on the Netflix talk show "Chelsea," Swank explains what happened.

When I did Boys Don't Cry, I was 24 years old, I made $3,000 dollars. In order to have health insurance you have to make $5,000, so I didn't even know that I didn't have health insurance until I went in and tried to get a prescription filled. They said, "That's $160." I went "Um, well can you try my insurance?" And they said, "Mhm."

Swank went on to detail another devastating Hollywood experience, this one about the massive discrepancy between a salary offered to her and a male actor for the same movie.

"I win my second Academy Award and... I get offered a movie. But the male hadn't had any kind of critical success. He'd been a movie where he was 'hot,'" said Swank, tantalizingly refusing to dish the name of her male counterpart.

"And he got offered 10 million dollars. And I got offered 500,000. ... So I said 'no,' and they went and found a newcomer that did it for 50,000," said Swank, as Handler, Connie Britton, Ava DuVernay, and Deshauna Barber looked on in shock.

"They made a savings of [450,000 dollars] probably to give the guy his bonuses."

TMZ has released footage of the thieves who robbed Kim Kardashian West in Paris on their way to her hotel and then making their getaway approximately 49 minutes later.

The footage from a security camera is blurry, but clearly shows five people—three on bikes and two on foot—going toward the upscale hotel where West was staying. They seem pretty casual on the way there, but have definitely picked up the pace when you see them go past the camera again after the robbery. One of the men on bicycles is carrying a bag in his hand that was probably holding the millions of dollars worth of cash and jewelry they stole from West after leaving her bound and gagged in the suite's bathtub.

The Paris police still haven't released information to the public about whether or not they currently have any leads or suspects.