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Olivia Wilde went into labor en route to a Beyoncé concert.

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Olivia Wilde gave birth to her second child with husband Jason Sudeikis last week, Daisy, who was born at an NYC hospital. But Daisy first decided she was ready to be born while her parents were in a car on their way to a Beyoncé concert, Sudeikis revealed during an appearance on Harry Connick Jr.’s talk show this morning.

"We were in line to get in the Lincoln Tunnel and there was an accident in there,” the actor said. “Everything was gummed up, so it was going to take us like an hour to get through the tunnel, and we would have been a half hour late to the concert, which would have been a bummer because we would miss all the choreography and fireworks.”

That's when Wilde started to have contractions. If there's one thing you miss Beyoncé for, it's to birth a human. So they made a U-turn out of the tunnel.

“I don’t know if it was the pressure, if it was the traffic, or the fact that we were going to be late. It was just bad in the back seat of the car,” Sudeikis said. “We U-turned and got it out of there. We figured it would be a bad scene to have the baby in a tunnel—and a little redundant!”

After they left the tunnel, her contractions lessened, so it turned out to not be such a close call. Daisy was born just a few days later, joining big brother Otis, 2, and made her debut on Instagram shortly after her arrival:

There goes the neighborhood. Daisy Josephine Sudeikis. Born, like a boss, on #internationaldayofthegirl. ❤️

A photo posted by Olivia Wilde (@oliviawilde) on

In the end, her parents didn't get to see Beyoncé. But they did get a baby. Seems like a pretty even trade.


Weekend

'Bad Hombres, Nasty Women’ music video recreates the debate with Weird Al moderating.

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Only one thing could've made 2016 any weirder: an appearance by "Weird" Al Yankovic. And here it is. A new "Songify" clip from the Gregory Brothers remixes Wednesday night's debate but with Weird Al as the moderator. This video is right up there with the actual debate in terms of how many times you will say "WTF??" out loud while watching.

The creators are the Gregory Brothers, whose mission is "songifying everything in the universe," they wrote in the New York Times. As it turns out, "songifying" the third and final presidential debate led them to "a terrifying space opera about bad hombres and nasty women." The debate was "so terrifying, in fact, that it ripped open a wormhole to another dimension, and pulled an unsuspecting Weird Al Yankovic in from his home in a parallel universe to moderate the whole thing," they wrote.

That sounds about accurate. Luckily Weird Al seems like a good sport about being ripped from his home and delivers a weird, but flawless, performance as moderator. Check it out:

It doesn't get any weirder than this. And yet, you know this election somehow will.

Confession

Dr. Pimple Popper deflates this man's forehead by removing the big lump underneath.

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Dr. Sandra Lee has removed bigger lipomas, and she's had lipomas that popped out more easily, but no patient probably was happier to have theirs removed than this dude. Situated right at his hairline, this lipoma gave him a slight unicorn quality, leading him to contact Dr. Pimple Popper. She makes pretty short work of it, however. It first reveals itself around 3:00, and gets removed in increments from 4:20 to about 7:30.

Trump and Clinton get too real when 'Bad Lip Reading' turns their debate into a poetry slam.

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Bad Lip Reading has been doing their hilarious best this election to find ways to put words in the candidates mouths that are somehow even more absurd than the original versions—a task so hard, they've decided to go with a spoken-word poetry slam remastering of the second debate. Who can forget Clinton's Brown Bikini, or the naked emotional honesty of Trump's My Garden? Before you ask: yes, Ken Bone is there. So are a bunch of flies.

Janitor leaves bathroom note that everyone would be wise to heed.

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Quick note to all you dudes out there, because apparently there's been some confusion: Typically, a visit to the men's room shouldn't entail pissing all over the floor. Nor should it include clogging the toilet with paper towels, failing to throw garbage in the—what's that called?—oh yeah, garbage can, or doing anything that little note taped to the mirror politely asks you not to.

But since you just can't seem to behave like halfway sanitary human beings in a bathroom you don't have to clean, janitors have to get creative. Like this one:

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This message comes through loud and clear.

That little "thank you" at the end? Perfect. Guess manners aren't dead after all.

Inventors of the 'SkunkLock' want your help making bike thieves puke.

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Anyone who's ever had a bike stolen and thought, "I wish the tools of biological warfare could have prevented this!" is in for some great news. San Francisco entrepreneur Daniel Idzkowski and his buddies are working on the SkunkLock, an anti-theft device that would spray any lock-cutter with a nauseating chemical gas. Theoretically, it's foul enough to cause him to puke, possibly all over his cool thief outfit.

Whether this actually works (and passes legal muster) or not, the important thing here is that the inventors have been testing the "noxious chemicals" on themselves to ensure their potency. Now that's some good old-fashioned science.


Couple tracks down owner of wedding ring they found while snorkeling on their honeymoon.

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Julie and Colin Campbell, just married, were enjoying a nice honeymoon snorkel in the Caribbean when they came across some unexpected (and poetically apropos) treasure: a wedding ring. Since they already had gold bands of their own, Julie thought to post about the piece on Facebook, hoping to track down whoever had lost it.

**Update** We found the owners! The ring was lost on a family vacation, while the couple was playing in the ocean with...

Posted by Julie Levans Campbell on Wednesday, October 19, 2016

We found a treasure at the bottom of the ocean yesterday in Saint Lucia. The wedding band is engraved MT 12-16-2012 and was found in the water at Sandals Regenecy La Toc. It is yellow and white gold. The jeweler's stamp is "sja" and links to a jeweler in New Hampshire. Let's share this out and see if we can find the owner!!

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The mysterious wedding ring the Campbells found at the bottom of the sea.

More than 100,000 shares later, the Campbells had an answer:

**Update** We found the owners! The ring was lost on a family vacation, while the couple was playing in the ocean with their children. He said he threw a ball to his kids and the ring went with it. They were not staying at Sandals La Toc so the ring traveled from another area on the island. The couple lives in South Africa and will have their ring back soon! Thank you all for your help in finding them!

Sure, marriage is more than matching jewelry—but it'll sure be nice to have this bit of their shared story back. We're just glad they didn't get divorced in the meantime!

Weekend

Scumbag James Woods gloats about death of a Twitter user who joked Woods did coke.

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Spittle-flecked avatar of nutjob conspiracy theories and overall has-been James Woods took a Twitter user, "Abe Doe," to court for saying Woods did cocaine. The user was anonymous but was a known troll/comedian. Woods demanded he be outed and punished. As happens in life, that Twitter user died. Woods interpreted this as a personal victory, and insulted the Twitter user's lawyer for good measure.

Even when given the chance to feign ignorance, Woods declined.

When given the chance to show he wasn't a pale shadow of a real human being, Woods declined.

He also accidentally tagged Lisa Loeb and then tried to parlay it into a date.

Never mind that Woods has done exactly what he sued a random sick man for doing.


It just goes to show: you can be totally clean drug-wise and still be an unparalleled pile of filth in the humanity department. It's a shame James Woods doesn't do cocaine. At least then he might have an excuse. As for Abe Doe (who ran the @abelisted account), check out this post by First Amendment lawyer Ken White (aka @Popehat) about what it was like to help defend him from Woods:

Beneath Abe's acerbic wit was a passion about issues and people, a dogged sense of right and wrong, and a contempt for bullies. We agreed about very little, but I grew to look forward to our exchanges and became quite fond of him. Combined with the fact that he was in the right and the case against him was contemptible thuggery, that made representing him a pleasure.

Watching this campaign ad for 'Giant Meteor' is the most inspired you'll feel this election.

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Giant Meteor, come save us all. No matter who ends up in the White House next year, people are going to be very disappointed. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the most unpopular presidential nominees in living memory, and many Americans are decrying the lack of a viable third-party candidate. Gary Johnson can barely remember his own name, Jill Stein panders to conspiracy theorists, and Harambe, sadly, is dead.

Luckily, there's still a dark horse in the mix: Giant Meteor. In 2016, support for the extinction of all human life has never been higher, and voters agree that a huge hunk of space debris is just the inanimate object to get the job done. With incredible buzz generated by T-shirts, bumper stickers, and now an inspiring campaign ad, Giant Meteor really may have a shot in November.

This could be the end of the two-party system—and everything else—as we know it.

Compare your sleep habits to these 20 different species and find your sleep spirit animal.

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Getting a good night's sleep is incredibly important, but that means different things for different species—especially if you're a critter who needs a good day's sleep instead. The mattress experts over at Sleepopolis put together this incredibly cool clock-shaped chart that lays out the sleeping habits of 20 different animals, including humans.

It turns out, we're pretty boring sleepers compared to a lot of these. Especially tall animals that can't get up and down easily, like horses and giraffes. They sleep on their feet for short periods of time, only laying down for a serious snooze. So do dolphins, albeit for longer periods, and the long-distance frigate birds sleep in the air! Here are some closeups on Sleepopolis's animal factoids:

Trump newest accuser adds 'solicitation' to the list of Donald’s alleged misdeeds.

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The litany of Donald Trump's alleged sexual misconduct, at this point, paints a picture of a man who believes on some level that he's entitled to any woman's body, and that all women, on some level, want him. Jessica Drake—the 11th woman to come forward against him—has a story that fits this portrait.

Ms. Drake is an adult film actress and director with Wicked Pictures, as well as a sex educator and advocate for sex workers. She held a press conference Saturday afternoon with Gloria Allred, the high-profile civil rights lawyer also representing 28 of the women who have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Drake said she met Trump in 2006, at a golf tournament in Tahoe, where he flirted with her, asked for her number, and invited her up to his penthouse suite.

Drake cautiously went with two other women, she said. Donald—in his pajamas—tightly hugged and kissed all three of them without permission, then interviewed them about their experiences shooting pornography and their personal lives.

Drake left the suite, she said, but she got a call from Trump (who had just married his third wife, Melania, a year before) inviting her to return to his room alone. According to Drake's account, he even asked, "What do you want—how much?" when she rebuffed him. Later, she received another call from either Trump or someone in his employ, offering her $10,000 to come up to the suite. Again, she declined, saying she had to return to Los Angeles for work. She was then offered the use of Trump's private jet in exchange for seeing him.

Although Drake relayed this incident to friends at the time, she said she was going public now "in order to lend my voice, my strength, and my support to the other women who are coming forward." She also clarified that she is seeking no monetary compensation or fame, only to testify to Trump's "uncontrollable misogyny" and stand "in solidarity" with those who have done the same.

Update 6:45 PM Eastern—Trump's campaign has responded. Unsurprisingly, they've gone with the standard "these women are all opportunistic liars who want money."

17 famous Chicago Cubs fans who are Flying the W on social media.

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From Hillary Clinton to CM Punk, celebrities with Chicago ties of various sorts last night celebrated the Cubs clinching the pennant and heading to the World Series for the first time since 1908. Here are 17 famous fans rejoicing on social media!

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New York Times book critic Michiko Kakutani was feeling it.

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SNL cast member Beck Bennett was freaking out with 10 minutes to airtime:

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Election expert Nate Silver took a minute off poll-watching to cheer.

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Bachelor producer Elan Gale:

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Journalist Justin Miller summing things up:

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Encouragement

Literally the entire planet laughs at Alec Baldwin's Trump in the final 'SNL' debate cold open.

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It's been a long, miserable road for the presidential debates, and without Saturday Night Live's duo of Kate McKinnon and Alec Baldwin, we might not have made it. The final debate may not have been the best for either candidate in real life, but this final SNL debate has everything: Tom Hanks as Chris Wallace, Alec making fun of his brother Stephen, and McKinnon turning her Hillary smug-o-meter to 11. "Between the two of us, who do you trust to be president: the Republican, or Donald Trump?"

Also, people may not realize this, but Saturday Night Live usually runs two weeks on, one week off. They've pulled a marathon half-season to do politics sketches every week, which may not seem like such a patriotic burden, but they do work well into the early hours of the morning every day (full disclosure: I was once an intern) and must be pretty tired at this point. Thanks, dudes, you can sleep in November.

Tom Hanks is a Trump voter in the SNL 'Black Jeopardy!' sketch that will save America.

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Tom Hanks may not support Donald Trump, but he's not a guy who would ever scorn those who do—and that empathy is the surprise star in this episode of Saturday Night Live's recurring 'Black Jeopardy!' sketch. The sketch usually has a hapless white person cheerfully failing to understand black culture, but this version with Hanks' Doug and his MAGA hat goes in a surprisingly different direction. I personally finished this with more optimism about the future than I've had in months.

It just goes to show you that we can all come together around what unites us as Americans: distrust of the government and skinny women, and our love of Madea.

Tom Hanks, America's Dad, gives the nation a badly-needed pep talk in his 'SNL' monologue.

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Tom Hanks seemed determined to heal the nation through the force of his charm alone in his stint as host of Saturday Night Live on October 22, and besides his tour-de-force performance as a Trump supporter on Black Jeopardy!, nowhere was that more clear than his monologue. Embracing his role as 'America's Dad,' Hanks donned a thick sweater and talked to the growing country about some of the changes we're going through. He reassured us that it's normal to freak out when we're entering a new phase of life, but that in the end he'll always love us, and we'll always be great.

Thanks, Dad. We needed that. (Also, $230 million? Way to go, Tom.)

Tom Hanks baffled 'SNL' viewers in the best way possible as the mysterious David Pumpkins.

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After basically fixing America with the debate cold open, Tom Hanks' pep talk monologue, and the amazing 'Black Jeopardy!' sketch, Saturday Night Live more than earned their weird sketch of the night on October 22, and what a weird sketch it was. Kate McKinnon and Beck Bennett are a couple on a horror ride through 100 floors of frights...73 of which are David Pumpkins. Sorry, David S. Pumpkins. It's the best-executed bizarre sketch since Larry David's insane Kevin Roberts character. This will haunt you for the rest of the day...with unanswered questions about David Pumpkins.

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