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Gross dad Donald Trump joked he had 'sex' in common with his daughter Ivanka.

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In February of 2013, Donald Trump made an appearance on TheWendy Williams Show. After dissing Michelle Obama's bangs, Trump's long-timelove interest and daughter Ivanka was brought on stage and, surprise surprise, things got weirdly sexual.

[Ivanka comes out at 2:10]

Trying to know her guests better, Wendy plays "Fave 5," and asks Ivanka what favorite thing she has in common with her father.

A buttoned-up Ivanka answers, "Either real estate of golf."

Then Wendy asks Donald the same question, and he responds, "Well, I was gonna say sex, but I can't relate that to her."

Ew. No. Do not want.

Gross, Dad!!! Why would you have that in common with her? What are you effing talking about? And this is on national TV, Lord only knows how he jokes around the dinner table.


7 things you missed today while you were at your boring adult job: Trump, Clinton, National Pumpkin Day.

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Blake Lively celebrated Ryan Reynolds' birthday with sushi and Taylor Swift cried.

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Ryan Reynold recently turned 40 and his wife Blake Lively threw him an intimate dinner party at an NYC sushi joint (the restaurant's Boston location is where they first met). She has since posted a photo of the event on Instagram, which was so sweet and sentimental that Lively's pal Taylor Swift was "drowning in tears of joy," the singer dramatically commented on the post. I hope she's okay! Here's the photo that caused the flood:

"@_o_ya_ We fell in love at your restaurant in Boston," Lively captioned the photo. "We stay in love at your restaurant in NY. Thank you for the BEST food and memories! You are our FAVORITE!!"

In addition to the food, she also raved about her husband, adding: "Another happy birthday with @vancityreynolds. Hey, Reynolds, I like you a wh❤le lot. Just sayin'..."

And Taylor Swift wrote in the comments: "Thanks guys. Now I'm drowning in tears of joy." Should we be worried? Probably not. Most likely Taylor travels with a team of coast guards to rescue her in case of joy-floods.

Also: Reynolds posted this pic of him and Lively wearing cat noses. Those silly, wealthy goofballs!

"Best. Birthday. Everrrrr Courtesy of my wife, buddy, and international spy, @blakelively," he wrote. "With huge thanks to my favorite restaurant in NYC, @_o_ya_ —and a special shout out to our children for not ruining everything like they planned."

Lively recently gave birth to the couple's second child in late September. The super-secretive pair have revealed nothing about their new offspring, including its gender. So now all we know is that it likes to ruin birthday parties.

Apparently, so does Taylor Swift. Nothing ruins a birthday party like a drowning.

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Watch five straight minutes of giggling as Justin Timberlake joins Jimmy Fallon on 'The Tonight Show.'

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BFFs Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon did the "best friend challenge" on The Tonight Show on Wednesday, giggling like a pair of middle school girls with a secret all the while. Of course, the entire game just turned into Timberlake and Fallon regurgitating all their inside jokes for millions of people to watch, which for some reason was weirdly charming and not just completely annoying.

So who is Jimmy's real life BFF? Questlove? JT? Trump? The guy seems to love everyone and think everyone is hilarious. Oh Jimmy Fallon, you giant over-caffeinated child, you.

JT + JF 4ever.

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Katy Perry may or may not be throwing shade at Taylor Swift again in this Snapchat video.

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On October 25, Katy Perry turned 32-years-old. Since she's still so young, she decided to prove it by shading an old enemy on social media, swaying from side to side to that Kanye song at his concert in L.A.

Her eyes say it all. Specifically, they say "I still don't like Taylor Swift."

Yup, that's Perry making crazy eyes during the song "Famous" while the lyrics "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/ Why? I made that bitch famous" blare in the background.

Swift and West feuded over the song for months, ultimately resulting in "snakegate" (a term nobody uses because it's dumb.)

Perry's been out to subtly shade Swift ever since their love lives intertwined with John Mayer, their dancers started switching sides mid-tour, and the song "Bad Blood" came out.

In the midst of snakegate (gonna make this term a thing though), and Calvin Harris' Twitter revelations that Swift tried "bury" someone named "Katy," Perry shared the following tweet.

All of this is to say, Katy Perry's still coming for Taylor Swift.

Or like, sure, she may have just been enjoying the Kanye West concert.

Kylie Jenner warns of 'really, really dangerous' fake Lip Kits that look just like hers.

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The makeup maven (and youngest) of the Kardashian/Jenner family, Kylie Jenner, posted a series of Snapchats on October 26 warning consumers about copycat companies that are trying to pass their own crappy cosmetics off as her own brand, Kylie Kosmetics Cosmetics. The products are the same price as hers, so it's not like the unsuspecting customers are getting a discount, but what they are getting are some potentially dangerous ingredients, including, possibly, glue. True, long wear is important in lipstick, but maybe not forever long.

In the Snapchats (edited together into one longer video above), Jenner shows how the packaging of the products looks identical to hers, but says that she doesn't sell her products to any outlets or stores, so unless you are shopping at her website, there's no way to be sure what you're getting are her products.

Jenner explains,

I feel responsible to give you guys warning because there are people out there trying to steal your money, and I just want you guys to have the best. The ingredients that they’re using in these fake products are really, really dangerous, which is my biggest concern. It’s fake and dangerous, and it’s the same price, so I don’t even see the point.

[The website] looks exactly like mine, but it’s not. I want to be really, really clear that the only place to get is KylieCosmetics.com, and anywhere else is fake. Make sure you guys check the URL.

Jenner also says in the video, "You guys, check my Twitter, I just reposted a video of this girl who got a fake Kylie Lip Kit and her lips are literally stuck together like glue."

Here are a few other examples of the fakes people have gotten from places like Amazon and eBay.

Here's one that apparently contains gasoline. Um.

Knock-off makeup and beauty product brands are common, so it's important to check the ingredients on the packaging, one of the few ways you can tell real from fake. Because the last thing you want in your long-wear lipstick is glue. Might as well just apply nail polish to your lips and call it a day.

Justin Timberlate and Jimmy Fallon are completely hilarious singing one of your favorite '90s songs.

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On The Tonight Show on Wednesday, Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon returned to Camp Winnipesaukee to do another hilarious sketch about two cabin-mates who can't sleep because they just have to sing '80s and '90s pop songs. In the past they've done "Africa" by Toto, "Jumper" by Third Eye Blind and "I Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the Blowfish. The duo returned to camp last night with their latest lisp-y cover of "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette​.

Of course, Timberlake and Fallon couldn't get through the sketch without breaking out into laughter, which must made the whole ridiculous thing even funnier. Just give these two their own show already.

Kristen Stewart debuts new romance with Cara Delevinge's ex, indie queen St Vincent.

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Professional scowler Kristen Stewart, 26, and avant garde singer/guitarist St. Vincent (real name Annie Clark), 34, have been spotted out and about together throughout October, causing people to speculate about whether or not they're dating. Well, it turns out they're definitely a couple, having made their red carpet debut together on Thursday at the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Show at L.A.'s Chateau Marmont.

They will undoubtedly be called "eccentric" at some point, right?

According to People, the couple posed together wearing sunglasses, because that's how goddamn cool they are. Stewart reportedly wore a black blazer and cuffed tweed tuxedo pants, while Clark wore a cropped long sleeved top and "black plants." They probably meant "pants," but St. Vincent has been known to rock some pretty fashion-forward outfits, so who knows.

Kristen Stewart was most recently in a relationship with Alicia Cargile, while St. Vincent just got out of one with actor Cara Delevingne.

Pervy dad misses the point of his kid's nursery school performance.

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At a Russian nursery school, teachers organized a cute little performance for the benefit of the parents. The benefit was supposed to be watching their kids do an adorable dance to "Gangnam Style."

Unfortunately, one dad didn't film the dance. He filmed the teacher. He filmed the teacher's butt.

The smartphone video apparently uploaded to social media in Russia has gone viral because come on, really, Dad? Supposedly, the commotion "has triggered a Russia-wide hunt for both the shamefaced dad - and the teacher."

This freaking guy. Not only is the creepy dad presumably filming the teacher without her permission, brazenly and in front of other parents, he's obviously setting an appalling example for any kids in the room.

According to the Daily Mail, the terrible video—called "Daddy is Filming an Event at the Kindergarten"—immediately racked up 160,000 views.

We can only hope his wife uploaded the video to humiliate him.

Thousands of women in Iceland went on strike at exactly 2:38 PM.

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On Monday, October 24th, thousands of female employees across Iceland walked out of work to protest the gender wage gap.

Despite being heralded for its gender equality, women still earn on average 14 to 18% less than their male coworkers, which means in the eight hour day, they are essentially working for free after 2:38 PM.

Instead of going home to watch TV, women rallied for equal pay and gathered together for a march.

The October 24th strike has become an annual tradition since 1975, which both pushes for progress and honors the history of the feminist movement in the country.

The hashtag, "kvennafrí," means "women's day off."

Women of Iceland are gathering at Austurvöllur today to protest against the gender wage gap #kvennafrí

A photo posted by Reykjavik Grapevine (@rvkgrapevine) on

The wage gap in the United States is currently said to be that women make 21.7% less than men, so if you ladies are down to walk out at 1:08, I'll meet you in the town square.

Hip-hop aficionado Alex Trebek rapped a Drake song on 'Jeopardy!'

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Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek has proven himself to be quite the hip-hop aficionado recently. Just two weeks after he poked fun at a contestant for listening to nerdcore hip-hop (which of course isn't the coolest thing in the world but, like, COME ON, ALEX, BE NICE.), Trebek showed off his own talent for rapping on Wednesday night's episode.

The lyrics to Drake and Future's song, "Jumpman," were part of the answer to a question. Hearing Alex Trebek read/rap it is truly one of life's great joys.

Fingers crossed this means Trebek will open for Drake on his next tour. Or maybe he'll just release an album of Drake covers? Either way, we're here for it.


The internet can't tell if this picture is of Tom Hanks or Bill Murray and people are scared.

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The internet is abuzz with people questioning their sanity over a picture of a man who may be Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, or some hybrid of the two genetically engineered to be the ultimate comedic actor. Although the picture has been online for years, it resurfaced on Reddit on Wednesday, and immediately became the new version of The Dress for comedy fans. Take a look, and see if you can tell who it is.

If you find yourself perplexed, don't feel bad. It fooled many others. The commenters on Reddit couldn't handle it.

But of course, the mystery was quickly solved. If you'd like to go the rest of your life without knowing, stop reading now. But if you want to take the red pill, you'll find the answer below this Steve Martin gif.

OK. Here goes…

It's Bill Murray.

In retrospect, it's obvious. Out of the two, who would be more likely to mock a crying child? Not America's Dad Tom Hanks. That's the kind of gag you'd expect from Bill Murray, America's Weird Uncle.

Howard Stern says 'misogynistic' is 'who Trump is.'

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Howard Stern's name has recently been coming up a lot during this election season, because Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump had been a frequent guest on his radio show in the '90s and early '00s. During his Tuesday broadcast, Stern talked about Trump's appearances on the show over the years, claiming that Trump has always been friendly towards Stern and a good guest on the show, but that he's also always been "proudly" misogynistic.

In the clip, Stern says,

None of this was hidden. This is who Trump is. He was always bombastic. He always rated women. He always talked in a misogynistic, sexist kind of way, but he did it sort of proudly and out in the open; and he still won the Republican primary. In one sense, the fact that we do an interview and people's personalities come out, I'm very proud of that.

For the record, Stern is supporting Hillary Clinton, because he agrees with her positions on abortion and immigration, and he doesn't believe that "trickle down economics" works. But that won't come as a surprise to Trump. Stern explained,

I told Trump this when he first announced, because he called me. And I said, Listen, I just want you to know up front, I've been waiting for Hillary Clinton to be president for a long time. I wanted her to be president before Barack Obama.

Check out this crappy tutorial for poop emoji hair.

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This video by Turnt Beauty will teach you how to transform your perfectly good human hair into the ever-grinning poop emoji—perfect for Halloween, a costume party, or just Thursday. Go on. Show everyone that you really are a sh*t-head.

Has the internet finally gone too far? Not far enough? Is this why people hate millennials?

For this look, you are going to need long hair extensions, modeling clay, bobby pins, glue, paint, and an immature sense of humor. Who knew that making your hair look like sh*t would take so much effort?

Megyn Kelly to join Kelly Ripa for double-Kelly edition of 'Live!' after Election Day.

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Entertainment Tonightis reporting thatFox News political commentator Megyn Kelly will serve as Kelly Ripa's co-host for Live! With Kelly the day after the election.

Grab your popcorn, folks. This is going to be a good one.

The respective Kellys are scheduled for November 9th, literally hours after we elect a new [resident, and no matter which way this election goes, there will be plenty to talk about. Kelly, who hosts the hard-hitting political news show The Kelly File, will join Ripa on Live!, where they generally talk about dogs in Halloween costumes and celebrity gossip.

Kelly found herself at the center of controversy after asking Donald Trump a question about his long, documented history of sexism while moderating the first GOP debate last August. After the debate, Trump accused Kelly of viciously going after him, famously saying, "There was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever." Point proven.

He then continued the anti-Kelly vitriol on Twitter. Here are just a few examples.

Kelly continued to call out misogyny amongst her conservative colleagues, accusing Fox News' Roger Ailes of sexual harassment and recently slamming Newt Gingrich for saying that she is "fascinated by sex" on her show. By calling out the years of sexism spewed by her male counterparts, Kelly alienated herself from her right-wing audience. Some speculate that her agreeing to appear on Live! may be a sign that she is purposely distancing herself from Fox.

Looks like the day after Election Day may be just as interesting as Election Day itself, pending the world doesn't end before then.

Starbucks does not want you to smoke weed out of a Frappuccino.

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Starbucks just won a lawsuit against a designer who had the audacity, it's true, to design a bong that looks like a Frappuccino.

The pipe has a long green straw (check), a domed top (check), and a mermaid logo (check). The mermaid's crown is replaced with a pot leaf. Nice.

In case that was too subtle for you, it's also called the "Dabuccino."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=yjSrFCI5ob4

Despite the seemingly clear cut case of "trademark dilution, trademark infringement, and copyright infringement," Starbucks actually won the case by default when the artist, James Landgraf, didn't appear in court.

He now owes the coffee giant $410,580 in damages and attorneys' fees.

The case was also leveled at the bong's retailer, Hitman Glass, and the case will continue against that defendant.

Said Starbucks: "We are pleased with the court's decision.... We have an obligation to protect our intellectual property from infringement in order to retain our exclusive rights to it."

Translated, that amounts to "just smoke out of a dragon bong like a respectable pothead and leave our tasty frozen drinks out of it."

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