Melania and Donald Trump are handling the sexual assault allegations against him as calmly and rationally as they do everything else, so not very calm and rational at all.

A big chunk of Good Morning America was dedicated to a sit-down with the Trump family on Thursday, October 27th, and interviewer George Stephanopoulos grilled them both on Trump's proposed lawsuits against his 11 (eleven!) accusers.

When asked about these accusations directly, Trump, ever the adult, blew up with "Oh, give me a break!" before continuing to call them liars.

Trump then surprised Melania on air with the news that she'll be giving "two or three" campaign speeches, to which she let out a surprised, "Oh!"

We actually have an exclusive sneak peak at the speech right here.

Another little unscripted moment was when Melania talked about about Barron, she said "my son" before correcting herself to say "our son." You can't help but feel sorry for Melania in the moment, because you know that Donald has probably only seen Barron 10 times in his 10 years, and notoriously said that men who take care of their kids are acting "like the wife."

It is very stilted and awkward, as the divorce clock ticks before Trump trades her in for a younger model. At the age of 46, she is the oldest Trump wife yet, and deserves to roam free in her twilight years.

Attempt to stomach the whole joint interview here.

A troubled young man has appealed to Reddit's relationship message board for advice after experiencing the all-too-common trauma of his girlfriend saying someone else's name during sex. But his girlfriend had a unique excuse—she claims the name she said isn't of another man in her life, but of a particularly sexy character in a video game. Now he doesn't know whether to believe her, and if so, if he should challenge this cyborg cowboy to a fight. Read his post and decide for yourself.

This is gonna be the most pathetic thing posted to this sub all day, but I'm confused. I know this place probably gets "wrong name during sex" questions all the time but this just feels weird.

Girlfriend and I have been together for one year and we have a great relationship. Up to this point I never would've thought she could cheat on me, but then again I thought that about my ex as well and she did cheat on me, so maybe thats why I'm having a hard time thinking clearly about this.

Basically we were having sex and then she suddenly moaned the name Jesse. My name's not Jesse or anything even close to it so of course I was shocked. I asked her who Jesse is and she kind of froze, her eyes got really big. She looked really embarrassed and (I think) guilty and after a moment she said that Jesse's the name of a character from Overwatch and that must be where it came from.

Now I don't really play video games, but she does and I think Overwatch might be one of those. Still, I don't know what to think? If you'd asked me before this whether I trust her or not I would've told you I trust her absolutely, but now I'm shaken and thinking what if this whole Jesse thing is a cover up and there's an actual guy that she's been seeing? Makes me kind of paranoid given what happened with my ex.

Also even if she WAS just thinking about a video game character, wtf does that mean? I tried joking about it afterwards, "why were you thinking about an Overwatch character in bed" etc, and she laughed nervously and said she didn't really know, it just slipped out and she must've been playing for too long. But surely if she's thinking about video game characters, I'm doing something wrong in bed??

Look, I'd definitely be happy if there WAS no actual guy named Jesse and this was just some weird video game thing, but does this mean she's unsatisfied? I don't think I can bring it up again without seeming paranoid and like I don't trust her, but I have no idea what to do here.

If you're not familiar with Overwatch, you're either not a nerd, or a hopelessly outdated nerd. Overwatch is the biggest (and best) new game of 2016, an online team-based shooter that's already become a massively popular spectator sport around the world. And Jesse McCree is one of the most beloved characters. He's a sort of future cowboy with a robotic arm, an incredibly accurate and powerful revolver, and the sexiest facial hair of any video game hero since Nathan Drake.

What would you do if your significant other was secretly lusting after polygonal gunslingers? Would you believe them? Would you ever trust them alone with a PlayStation again? Or would you at least insist that they fantasize about a less sexually threatening character, like Zenyatta?

He seems like a gentle lover.

On Wednesday on his CNN show, Anderson Cooper had four Republican commentators (not all of whom were Donald Trump supporters) on to discuss the heated exchange that took place on Tuesday between Fox News host Megyn Kelly and her guest Newt Gingrich. Cooper took exception to Newt Gingrich's assertion that Megyn Kelly is "fascinated with sex," saying,

For Newt Gingrich to accuse Megyn Kelly of being fascinated by sex. This is a guy who is, what, on his third marriage, cheated on his first two wives, and was having an affair while he was impeaching Bill Clinton. For a male like him with his record on relationships to accuse Megyn Kelly of being fascinated by sex, just seems like a particularly ironic thing.

In case you missed it, former Speaker of the House/Abuser of the Pills, Gingrich, was a guest on Megyn Kelly's Fox News show on Tuesday, where he confused Kelly's interest in accusations that Donald Trump is a sexual predator with an interest in sex.

CNN contributor (and Republican non-Trump supporter) Ana Navarro agreed with Cooper, saying,

Now let's remember that Newt Gingrich's wife, when he was running in 2012, told all of us, told the media, said it in public, said it to a camera, that Newt Gingrich had offered her the choice between an open marriage or a divorce. So maybe, just maybe, just maybe, if all of that baggage is on your shoulders, maybe you shouldn't you shouldn't be the surrogate out there wagging your finger and accusing the woman who is reporting on sexual assault—let me explain it slowly. Sexual assault and sex are two different things. One is unwanted, one is wanted, so maybe they need to understand that to begin with. Let us not conflate sexual assault and sex. And if you're going to get a surrogate to speak on it, and wag his finger on national TV, maybe, just maybe, go find the Pope or somebody that's been on his knees in a chapel for the last 20 years, not Newt Gingrich.

I'll admit it: I love boy bands. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a catchy yet emotionally vulnerable pop song. Well, move over, *NSYNC. As of today I have a new favorite boy band. Meet the Woke Bois, the feminist boy band creation of comedy YouTube channel The STATION by MAKER.

The Woke Bois are four dudes who just became aware of their male privilege, and are using their sexy newfound knowledge of feminism to seduce women. Their debut parody song is called "White Male Feminist," and includes amazing lyrics like, "I'm a white male feminist can't you tell?/I read so many think pieces now I'm woke as hell." Writer Courtney Paruoso said in a behind the scenes video that she wanted to "write a song about white dudes using feminism to get laid." Well, mission accomplished, and it's undeniably brilliant.

Honestly if the Woke Bois ever went on tour, I'd buy tickets.

A 14-year-old girl named Chenise Benson showed up to her middle school in England with a hairstyle her father says was inspired by Beyoncé. She was promptly sent home for violating school policy.

According to the Daily Mail, the policy states: "Please note we do not allow extreme, unnatural hairstyles or colouring. Any hair accessories should be of a practical nature and should not be decorative."

Here's what Chenise's braids looked like:

The story's fraught with tension between cultural appropriation—a white girl trying to imitate a cool hairstyle on Beyoncé, a black artist—and a student's right to freedom of expression. Naturally, it's a sensitive topic that's only inflamed by comments Benson's father, Darren Benson, has made in the British media.

"I'm not racist in any shape or form," he said. "But this is like racism against their own. Chenise is being picked out here because she's white—if she was black or mixed-race they wouldn't have a problem." Benson seems to be forgetting that there are many, many examples of school's policing the hairstyles of children of color.

He wasn't done. "In this country we're so bothered about upsetting other people that we're upsetting our own," Benson continued, appearing to make the claim that England has one racial group of its "own" and one comprised of "other people."

Further complicating the issue is Darren Benson's assertion that his daughter's friend, "whose dad is Jamaican," told teachers that her hair was similar and she was "still allowed" to attend the school. Another unsavory quote from Benson reads: "My youngest daughter Chenise is quite dark and tanned anyway—so it doesn't look too bad."

The school's currently on its half-term break, but Metro reports the school's statement through a spokesman:

It is the first time I have heard about the matter and obviously, with it being half-term, there is no way I can get the full background details about the matter.

Meanwhile, Benson says his daughter's hair "cost £140 and will stay in her hair for a year so it won’t be coming out."

Raven-Symoné (the hyphen is silent) announced on The View Thursday morning that she's leaving the show to develop and star in a That's So Raven sequel, and it's hard to chose just one celebratory GIF for the occasion.

No word yet on casting—and the fates of Eddie, Chelsea, and Corey in the House—but the plot will focus on Raven Baxter as a single mother, raising two kids, one of whom has VISIONS!!

Raven-Symoné has seen the future, and has the deets.

Now let's have a dance party to the theme song.

Sometimes, everyone needs a good cry. It's a cathartic experience, whether you're dealing with a breakup, work-related stress, or appearing in a viral video produced by Glamour. The venerable women's mag challenged a handful of millennial women to watch the saddest videos the internet has to offer without bursting into tears, but of course that didn't happen. Most of them started blubbering on the first clip. It wasn't their fault—the first video Glamour showed them was a sad dog. That's cheating.

Did you make it through without crying at them crying? Or maybe the vague descriptions of what they were watching got to you. Don't be ashamed. Let it out.

At noon on Thursday, the popular six second video service Vine announced that they'll be "discontinuing the mobile app." For now, your Vines are safe, and they say they'll "be keeping the website online" for the time being. Still, here's a tweet from the founder of Vine (who sold his product to Twitter).

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On Thursday, Twitter announced that it is killing its Vine mobile app, the revolutionary video sharing platform that turned a bunch of 19-year-olds into stars in 2013, six seconds at a time. Then it was killed by Instagram and Snapchat. But although it's tempting to write off Vine as a flash in the pan (because it was), there was a golden age when it gave some incredibly funny nuggets of video to the world. So to remember Vine as it was, here are the funniest Vines of all time.

1. The guy who hit the sign.

2. This duck nightmare.

3. For Halloween, the girl who loves her freakin' bats.

4. 'Hello' doggie.

5. The overzealous FBI agent.

6. Will Sasso and his lemon.

7. This guy who still doesn't know he's famous.

8. This jerk.

9. HRC singing in a clip she wishes she could delete.

10. This Swiss Army wiener dog.

11. This heroic dad.

12. This evil dad.

13. The politest kid in the world.

And as an honorable mention, here is a compilation of Ryan McHenry's classic series "Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal."

Actress Megan Fox has revealed the first photo of her two-month-old baby, her third son with actor Brian Austin Green. It's a striking photo, and those matching pairs of piercing green eyes will stare right into the very depths of your soul. So be prepared to feel seen.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Also striking is the baby's name: Journey River Green, which sounds like the title of a country song. He was born in August and, no pressure kid, but you may have saved your parents' marriage.

Fox previously filed for divorce from Green in August 2015 after five years of marriage, but sources told Us Weekly that she reconsidered things when she became pregnant with Journey. “[She’s] changing her mind a little bit,” a source told Us back in April. “Megan was the one that wanted the divorce, and Brian has done everything to try to convince her otherwise.” Another source said: “They are still figuring things out.”

Good luck to little Journey on this big journey we call life. As they say in a country song that I made up, 🎶 life is a journey river, green 🎶

According to the statisticians at Pornhub, "pizza porn" is blowing up all over the internet, bringing a new meaning "pizza toppings" and "food porn."

The "pizza delivery guy" is one of the oldest porno tropes, and is having a renaissance as people yearn for the good old days of customer service.

"Pornhub has nearly 2000 videos with pizza in the title, and each month people search for pizza porn more than 500,000 times," the insights team reports, and like pizzas, they come in different shapes and sizes.

Pizza porn appeals to both genders, but men are more likely to satiate their appetite with it.

Plus, in this polarizing election, pizza porn just might bring the nation together, as people are searching for it across the nation.

The people in Arizona are the thirstiest for pizza porn, with Mississippi likely keeping their porn preferences gluten-free.

Pizza porn's presence is also felt as people feel themselves all over the world, with Romania feeling the amore when the moon hits their eye with a big pizza pie.

Old fashioned pizza porn is also too low-tech for Japan.

Bon appetit!

For centuries, women have been guzzling cranberry juice to combat painful urinary tract infections, but Timeis reporting on a new study that says cranberry juice and cranberry products are completely ineffective when it comes to curing UTIs.

The new study was published in The Journal of American Medicine Association (JAMA) and lead by associate professor of medicine at Yale School of Medicine, Dr. Manisha Juthani-Mehta. For her study, Juthani-Mehta monitored a group of 147 women over the age of 65 for over a year. She administered a capsule comprised of a cranberry’s most potent components (equivalent to drinking 20 oz of cranberry juice) to half of the women, while the other half were given placebo pills. The two groups had their blood and urine tested every two months for the presence of bacteria associated with a UTI.

The results showed that the capsules and placebo pills yielded similar results when it came to lessening the amount of bacteria in women's urine, meaning the cranberry pills are basically useless.

“My findings point in the direction that cranberry products, when studied scientifically, are not able to show real benefit for UTI," said Juthani-Mehta. She hopes the results of her study will encourage people to stop wasting money on cranberry products and instead opt for antibiotics that are already proven effective.

The lore of drinking cranberry juice to prevent or treat UTIs has been passed down from female to female for generations. Seeing a fellow sister toting a huge bottle of Ocean Spray often garners sympathetic nods from those who have also felt that familiar and uncomfortable burn.

Guess we'll just have to stick to Cosmos for our cranberry juice intake from now on.

Ellen Degeneres loves scaring people on her show, whether it's with an elaborate prank or just her yearly tradition of making her executive producer Andy Lassner visit a haunted house attraction for Halloween. This year, Lassner, along with his assistant Jacqueline, was forced to endure Universal Studio's Horror Nights"Exorcist Maze." Ah, few things are funnier than watching a true scaredy cat (or, even better, two of them) withstand the torture of being frightened by the not-actually-very-scary shocks of a fake haunted house.

Lassner, ever the gentleman, forces his equally frightened assistant to go in front of him ("You go first, I'm an executive producer.") through most of the maze, occasionally using her as a human shield against the creatures leaping out at them from the dark.

He's got an arsenal of fear-fighting tricks up his sleeve, including "look for the feet," and "if it's solid wall, nothing's happening." Smart tactics, but in a haunted house, anything goes. Not the best place for people who seem to be afraid of everything, including an usher just holding a flashlight.

Lassner's final take on the experience? "I'm not gonna lie—I don't enjoy it." Yeah, that's pretty clear, buddy—no wonder Ellen has fun watching you do this every year.

New York can be a tough city, but if there's one thing I've learned living here it's this: New Yorkers protect their own. That's why I wasn't surprised to see the residents of my fair city rallying in defense of a bodega cat who was recently dissed by a cranky Yelp reviewer.

If you're unfamiliar, bodega cats are a subspecies of adorable kitties that occupy corner delis all around New York City. They're mostly there to keep rats and mice out, but they're also usually pretty friendly and down to keep you company while you're drunkenly shopping for Oreos at 3 a.m. New Yorkers love bodega cats so much that they have their own Instagram account. Look at them! They're so cute!

It appears, though, that there's one among us who doesn't share our city's love of bodega cats. A woman by the name of Diana D. recently gave a deli in the East Village a 1-star review because she wasn't happy to find that their resident kitty, Star, was sitting on some cases of beer.

“I’ve ordered from SK before and the sandwiches are pretty good,” she wrote. “Today, however, I decided to stop in and grab a sandwich. To my dismay — there was a cat, perched upon some cases of Budweiser in the middle of the store!! Besides being allergic to cats, I wonder what the health code says about this?”

After reading Diana's complaint, residents were quick to flood the deli's Yelp page with 5-star reviews. Most pointed out that Star was there to keep rats (and subsequently their poop) out of the store. This kitty's got an important job!

One reviewer by the name of Robert B. even had a little pep talk for Star. He wrote, "The best places have the coolest cats. Don't listen to the haters. You've taken your throne atop those cases, don't let Diana knock you down from there."

The story got so big, it was even covered by local news outlets.

I love New York. Long live bodega cats!

24-year-old Megan Flockhart from Glasgow, Scotland never realized she bore a resemblance to Emma Watson until Halloween 2015, when she decided, like thousands upon thousands of young women before her, to dress up as Hermione Granger. Then everyone noticed it. She posted some pictures online, and Harry Potter fans on the internet (not a shy group) pounced on her like Dementors on a birthday party.

In the past year, Flockhart has become an internet celebrity, getting comments every single day from Potterheads who are obsessed with her resemblance to their heroine. And it's not just when she's in costume. She shares Watson's excellent fashion sense and poise. She's even nailed the Watson half-smile that makes nerds swoon.

But like Watson herself, Flockhart has mixed feelings about her unexpected fame. She explained to her fans:

I don't claim to be Emma Watson's doppelgänger, as much as I would LOVE to be, as she's absolutely stunning and has been my idol since the age of 10, I am myself.

While that may seem obvious to you, it's worth reminding Potterheads. They've proven they have a hard time letting go (though not so much as J.K. Rowling herself). But it's nice to see that this young woman has her feet so firmly planted on the ground.

She doesn't just have Emma Watson's face. She's also got her class.

Last month, we all cried happy tears when the cast of Emmy-winning TV series Will & Grace reunited for a special election-themed mini-episode. Now it seems we may have even more of a reason to rejoice. Rumor has it that talks are underway for a potential new season of Will & Grace. I KNOW! Go ahead, freak out. I'll wait.

You good? Okay. So here's the deal. Though nothing is set in stone as of yet, Deadline reports that conversations to bring the show back are in progress and "there is a will to pursue it." (Eek!) Rumor has it the plan would be to do a single 10-episode run, but Universal TV (the studio that produced the show) and NBC have not confirmed anything.

Deadline says that it's possible a new Will & Grace season might air on NBC, but more likely that it'd be on Netflix or a similar streaming service. (No official talks with any service have started as of yet.)

Before we can get new episodes, Universal would have to lock down actors Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, and Megan Mullally, as well as the show's creators Max Mutchnick and David Kohan. Though contract negotiations for the cast might be difficult (they've all had pretty successful careers post-Will & Grace), none of them are currently tied down to another series, so there's definitely hope.

Basically, we don't know much yet. All we know is that it's possible that Will and Grace and Jack and Karen may soon be returning to our lives.

If you need more Will & Grace in your life right now, check out these cute behind the scenes photos from when they shot the election scene. Just be prepared for lots of feels.