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Zooey Deschanel and James Corden sing super quirky and adorkable 'Endless Love' tribute.

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Zooey Deschanel brought her famous sense of whimsy to The Late Late Show for a super cute, super weird rendition of Lionel Ritchie's "Endless Love."

Singing on stage rather than in a car, the two seriously, earnestly serenaded an accessory turning "Endless Love" into "Endless Glove," and you can really feel their passion.

It's a glove longer, stronger and more adored than a love we can aspire to.

Please stand by for the inevitable She & Him ukulele cover.


The 'Will & Grace' cast was together again to sing the praises of Hillary Clinton.

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It's no secret that in the 2016 presidential election, the cast of Will & Grace is #WithHer. They already reunited once to voice their support in a new scene about the election, and last Friday they were together again to sing the praises of Hillary Clinton. Literally.

At a Clinton fundraiser in Los Angeles, Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, and Megan Mullally performed a musical number set to the tune of the song "Officer Krupke" from West Side Story. The pro-Clinton lyrics of the version they performed were written by vlogger Randy Rainbow. You can watch their full performance below.

This was so great!!! The cast of #WillandGrace going all out for Hillary Clinton!! Thanks for including us Ken McLaughlin Seeley!! #Imwithher #strongertogether #dumptrump #12days

Posted by Gavin Goorjian on Thursday, October 27, 2016

We're still keeping our fingers crossed for that possible W & G revival, but we'd definitely settle for the cast releasing an album.

Our Album cover @seanhayes @meganomullally #ericmccormack #LAreunion #Hillary #weareALLin @houseofhillary 💋

A photo posted by Debra Messing (@therealdebramessing) on

Teen goes on 'Dr. Phil' to insist she's pregnant with baby Jesus.

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No one believes the 19-year-old Haley when she says she's pregnant. Or when she says she's pregnant with Jesus. No one believes that, either.

In an upcoming episode of Dr. Phil that looks a lot like must-see TV, Haley says she's taken six pregnancy tests (all negative) but for some reason no one will believe she's pregnant, let alone with the second coming of the savior.

"You're probably just getting fat," everyone tells Haley, according to Haley. "I know it's Jesus."

"Do you feel tension in your family right now?" asks a goddamn clueless Dr. Phil. Tension? The girl thinks she's having a baby Jesus and no one will even admit she's pregnant!

"I am pregnant!" screams Haley, before adding more demurely, "And it is Jesus."

Haley's mom does not seem too excited to become Jesus' grandmother.

The promo makes no mention of a possible father and yet on Thursday, Haley will have an ultrasound. Gotta love daytime television.

'Vogue' says cleavage is dead because boobs are a choice, apparently.

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According to British Vogue, cleavage is officially no longer in fashion. In an article entitled "Desperately Seeking Cleavage," the fashion bible dictates that women are now opting to be more modest, and "those magnificent mounds pushed together to display sexual empowerment, to seduce, to inspire lust or even just to show off – is over, or at least, taking a well-earned break."

Wait, "magnificent mounds pushed together to display sexual empowerment" sounds great! Why is cleavage "over" then?

The magazine went on to explain that "Rejecting the stereotypes of gender has been brought sharply into focus, with the days of women as eye-candy, their sexuality positively smouldering rather than subtly played out, officially over" and that "the tits will not be out for the lads. Or for anyone else, for that matter." Hm. Okay, Vogue. Let's talk.

First of all, let's not treat women's bodies like a fashion choice. Unfortunately we can't go take off our boobs and hang in the closet until next season because cleavage was suddenly deemed "unfashionable." So unless we are all start wearing turtlenecks 24/7, there is really no world in which women won't be showing cleavage. Plus, not everyone's breasts are "small and humble," so boob-havers will naturally show cleavage whether they are wearing a push-up bra or a sports bra.

Also, women don't have their "tits out for the lads." The insinuation that women show cleavage for men is inaccurate and insulting. Many women show cleavage because THAT IS HOW BOOBS WORK. Cleavage is what naturally happens when you stuff your breasts into a bra. And when it's 95 degrees out, trust that most women are not showing their cleavage to serve as "eye-candy," but are doing it because they don't want to pass out from heat stroke. Sexy, right?

Let's let women choose how they want to display their bodies for themselves, and that if someone would rather set her "sexuality" to smoldering rather than subtle, she should be able to do so without shame.

If you want to dress more modestly, go for it! If you want to show off your cleavage, knock yourself out! Just remember, being true to yourself is always "in vogue."

Sorry, that was cheesy. What I meant was YOU CAN'T CAGE OUR BOOBIES!!

Long live the cleave!

Writer tweets hilariously embarrassing story of being scared by a 'bug' while cooking.

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Writer/activist Jack Monroe has unexpectedly blown up Twitter with a very funny, very relatable story about an unpleasant scare they had while trying to cook some potatoes. Anyone with a healthy fear of bugs will know exactly where Monroe is coming from.

Monroe's story has gone viral, being read by millions of people in less than a day. It even baffled the author, who has spent years trying to bring attention to real problems in the world.

That's a valid point, but also… a potato peel that looks like a bug? That's too good to ignore.

Here's a link to learn more about Monroe's cause:

Jon Stewart reminds us that Donald Trump’s anti-semitic tweets at him would be hilarious if he wasn't almost president.

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Back in the glory days, when Jon Stewart was on TV four nights a week and Donald Trump was a mere TV personality himself, Trump picked a fight with the dearly beloved Daily Show host.

It was 2013, before Trump fully mobilized anti-Semites on Twitter, so he started the trend himself.

Stewart told the story at the Stand Up for Heroes benefit on November 1st, a week before "F*ckface von Clownstick" could be the most powerful person in the world.

Trump's attacks on Stewart were/are plentiful, an obsession that has pettily plagued him for years.

And, after all that attacking Stewart for changing his last name, Trump insisted that he never attacked Stewart for changing his last name.

Plus, let's not forget Trump's totally mature response to his Clownstick heritage.

We're with Seth Rogen, another Jew who should be "proud of his heritage," on this one.

While this election certainly could have used more Jon Stewart, luckily he's back in time to sum up the madness, and take on the criminal "locker room talk."

Six days.

Lindsay Lohan is now speaking in a new accent for the most Lindsay Lohan of reasons.

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Beautiful, complicated flower Lindsay Lohan has really topped herself with this latest news. The Mean Girls actress is reportedly now speaking with a "bizarre accent," and she explained its origin in an interview this week with the Daily Mail. It's the most Lindsay Lohan explanation you've ever heard.

"It's a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn," Lohan said. "I've been learning different languages since I was a child. I'm fluent in English and French, can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian and Arabic."

Lohan debuted her Europe-y new accent for the first time at the opening of her Greek nightclub last month, and a video of the event surfaced yesterday. You can watch, listen and scrutinize here:

The video of course caught some heat on Twitter, but Lohan told the Daily Mail she DGAF what other people think. What's her secret? "Nothing really shocks me these days," she said. "I moved to London four years ago and the taxes seem to be getting higher."

Got that, internet? Lindsay Lohan doesn't care about your opinion of her accent. She only cares about rising taxes.

The actress also told the Daily Mail that she wanted to "let the people decide" on a name for the accent. Because accents need names, apparently? But then she offered up her own suggestion on Twitter:

She really nailed it. Oh Lilo, you rock on with your Lilohan-speaking self.

Mel Gibson's advice to his younger self: just 'shut the f*ck up.'

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Mel Gibson showed up on The Late Show Tuesday night to promote his new movie by lying on a blanket and "asking the big questions" with Stephen Colbert. Obviously, one of the biggest questions is how he can reconcile that whole "sexist and anti-Semitic tirade at a police officer" thing with a fun appearance on a late night talk show.

Colbert cuts to the clip with Gibson, and the camera zooms out a little to reveal the director. The crowd gives their requisite "woop" when they see him, only it's little delayed. It's like someone held up an applause sign and the audience gave a collective "pass." Then the stagehand pointed to it again like, "No, seriously, you have to applaud."

"When you look back on your life, do you think you'll have any regrets?" asks Colbert, giving Gibson an easy opportunity to repent. "No. Not one," says Gibson to laughs. "They tend to come in clusters."

Colbert then cues him up again, "If you could go back in time, what would you tell your younger self?"

"Oh god, well, don't be so caught up in the little things, take advantage of all the gifts the world has to offer and live every day to the fullest. And I'd also tell myself, my younger self, to shut the fuck up."

Not "don't be ignorant and racist," just "don't talk about it."

To feel the greatest disconnect between the cuddly Gibson on Colbert and the one you've known for years, I'll recommend reading Gawker's list of "terrible things Mel Gibson has said on the record" before you watch it.


Dr. Pimple Popper gets a workout digging these gnarled old cysts out of a dude's back.

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Sometimes, Dr. Pimple Popper can pop out a cyst with ease, like she's cracking an egg. Other times, she has to work for it. That's what happened with this recent case–a man with multiple recurrent epidermoid cysts on his back. These cysts have been extracted so many times, they're covered over with scar tissue. But that doesn't stop Dr. Lee from working her magic to improve this man's life.

Videos like this are an acquired taste, even for popaholics. Like Everclear.

This pit bull's heart broke when trick-or-treaters were too scared of him to pet him.

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Okay, this is NOT all right. It's one thing to be wary of dogs, but it's another thing to shun pit bulls altogether, because a lot of them just want to be loved, even if they are dressed up like Satan. Like, for example, this pit bull named Dublin, who was SO EXCITED to get pet by all the trick-or-treating neighborhood kids, only to be let down when it turned out everyone was too scared of him to touch him.

Dublin's owner, William (@sinamonroll on Twitter), tweeted some pictures his mom sent him of his dog, wearing a costume and waiting for all the wonderful attention he'd get from the kids, only to have his little doggy heart broken when no one gave him any. The pictures hit such a nerve with social media users that William's tweet has been retweeted almost 50,000 times, and liked almost 110,000.

For this dog, Halloween is all about give and take—kids should give him pets before they take his candy. It's all he wanted. Just some pets. Please just pet him and tell him he's a good little devil.

People on Twitter got SO SAD that William decided to send out some cute pictures of Dublin, from happier, non-Halloween times.

But it's all right, everyone! First of all, dogs can be sad, but they don't react by crying, so those tears probably have more to do with Dublin's tear ducts than his heartbreak. And second, because Dublin eventually got the attention he so desperately craved and deserved. William told BuzzFeed,

Later on in the night I FaceTimed my mom and she said that people pet him because my aunt said you had to pet him to get candy. He got lots of pats by the end of the night, and was a happy camper.

Dublin's not the only pit bull who had to put up with this "everyone's so afraid of pit bulls" nonsense—writer Christine Nangle's dog was also forced to endure the breedist tendencies of people afraid of all pit bulls.

It's okay, doggos—people might be afraid of you, but there's no way you won't eventually win them over. Trust.

This is why Emma Watson is hiding books on the London subway.

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Emma Watson just wants to make sure we're all caught up on our important feminist literature. The actress has apparently been hiding copies of Maya Angelou's book, Mom & Me & Mom on the London underground. How very Hermione of her.

Watson is hiding the books as part of a collaboration between the city of London's Books on the Underground project and her feminist book club Our Shared Shelf. Rumor has it each book will have a note personally written by Watson inside.

📚👀 @booksontheunderground @oursharedshelf #Mom&Me&Mom

A video posted by Emma Watson (@emmawatson) on

Hmm. So Emma is sneakily finding ways to get her friends (or in this case, the entire city of London) to read more? Sounds familiar.

This year in "Adults Ruining Halloween": this awful woman.

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On October 31st, 2016, one woman wearing a zip up Italia sweatshirt was given the opportunity to become the most awful adult to ruin Halloween. Watch as she arrives at a house without any kids or costume, dumps an entire candy bowl into her empty bag, and then scurries off like a trash raccoon.

Clearly, the occupants were expecting these shenanigans because they had a spy camera set up. And maybe they even had it coming; anyone leaving a whole bowl of candy takes that risk. But they did try to moderate.

From what we can make out, the sign on the bowl says "Please take 3 pieces of candy."

If anyone at the FBI wants to take a crack at a better photo enhancement, I'm up for it.

Considering how light it was outside and how full the bowl was, we're guessing she got there before anyone else had a chance to trick or treat. Congrats lady, you're the only woman this year who got boo'd on Halloween by someone other than a ghost.

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Donald Trump once said 'smart women' act 'feminine and needy.'

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In case you were still questioning just how much Donald Trump respects (non-nasty) women, here's an interview with BBC HARDtalk's Tim Sebastian from from 1998 where Trump talks about women's "acts." In his 1997 bookThe Art of the Comeback, Trump (or whoever did the actual writing) apparently wrote, "Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they're real killers." As for feminism, Trump thinks,

The smart ones are the ones that really go out and do it without waving the banner of women’s liberation. And if you look at the really successful women, those are the ones that have not had to wave that big banner, they've just gone out and done it.

He also thinks that women are "more aggressive" than men, explaining,

I believe that women are actually stronger than men, and I actually say that they’re not so much stronger, but I think they’re aggressive than men. . . I think that women’s sex drives are as good or greater than men’s sex drive. And I mean, I’ve been witness to it, and perhaps you have too if you’re lucky. But the sex drive of women is extraordinary. They like to portray themselves as the weaker sex, but the weaker sex does not exist, believe me. They’re certainly the more aggressive sex.

All right, ladies, the jig is up, Donald Trump knows that you're portraying yourself as weak in order to…trick men into having sex with you? Wait, no, that doesn't make any sense. Well, anyway, clearly The Donald knows what he's talking about, given that he's been married three times!

He adds that "even in business," sometimes women are more aggressive than men, and he doesn't know why. Hmm, could it be that they are people with different strengths and interests, just like men? Maybe? You think?

Joe Biden has a plan. Be like Joe Biden.

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One of Hillary's greatest assets is how lovable and game the Obama administration is to make the scary election fun. Michelle Obama has been the absolute best campaigner, turning "when they go low, we go high" into a way of life.

Now it's Uncle Joe Biden's turn to demonstrate his awesomeness, in a viral PSA about making a voting plan that plays like an adorably "dad" comedy sketch.

Biden can't wait to show is bro Barack his very own "I Voted" sticker.

It's a great episode of The West Wing.


Two pranksters snuck into North Korea by pretending to be pro golfers, 'brought great shame upon their families.'

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Two Australian guys snuck into extremely private North Korea by masquerading as the Australian Golf Team in their annual golf championships. Surprisingly, they got in.

Morgan Ruig and Evan Shea, both 28, didn't expect their little prank to work, it was only an email submission, but once they were accepted they had pro-looking green blazers made complete with Australian emblems.

"I think their internet access is really limited in North Korea, so they didn't have too many opportunities for research there," Shay told 9 News, delighting in the foils of a totalitarian family dictatorship.

Dear Leaders of Prank Korea.

Of course, officials figured things out once they got out on the links.

"Everyone thought we were actually pretty legit," Shay told The Daily Mail, until they "put the ball in the river."

Ruig said he scored a 121, a score so bad his caddy said that it would 'bring great shame upon our families.'"

Apparently, the people in N Korea were pretty chill about the whole thing considering what a ballsy move it was. And they didn't come in last. They came in second-to-last before the Nepalese ambassador's 15-year-old daughter.

They could never have expected to win anyway, considering the golf prowess North Korea's deceased Supreme Leader Kim Jong Il, according to this totally non-propoganda wesbite

After picking up a golf club that day for the very first time in his life, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea fired a 38-under-par round of 34 at Pyongyang. According to the 17 security guards who observed the performance, the score included an amazing 11 aces. Naturally, the event was dutifully reported to the North Korean masses by the state news agency.

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This guy photoshops himself into Kendall Jenner's Instagrams and improves them a thousand percent.

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Meet Kirby Jenner, a glorious mustachioed man who is, according to his Instagram bio at least, the "fraternal twin of Kendall Jenner." Finally, a Kardashian/Jenner we can all believe in or at least tolerate!

Apparently poor Kirby has been cropped out of every single picture he has ever taken with the Kardashians, but don't worry, he has been there all along.

He was there when Kim and Kanye attended the MET Gala.

He was by his twin sister's side when she shot the cover of Dazed magazine.

And of course, Kirby was present for brother-in-law Kanye West's recent fashion show.

He seems much more down to Earth compared to the rest of Kris Jenner's kids.

But he still has that whimsical and carefree Kardashian/Jenner attitude, you know?

So maybe Kirby Jenner isn't an actual, "biological" Kardashian, but he certainly does share some significant similarities with the famous family. He has the ever important "K" name, thick, dark hair, and the unteachable ability to WORK IT for the camera.

Kirby is the one Kardashian you will actually want to keep up with, and you can do so by checking out his Instagram. PS, his captions are just as funny and "on brand" as the pictures.

It's only a matter of time before Kirby starts advertising "flat tummy tea" and teeth whitening kits on his Instagram. Once he does that, then he can be considered a bona fide Kardashian sibling.

Chrissy Teigen has some words for anyone who thinks Clinton's at all 'worse' than Trump.

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Chrissy Teigen's Twitter account is set to private, but with almost 3 million followers, her tweets still often make the news. On Wednesday, she posted a few tweets slamming people who try to make the argument that any of the allegations against Hillary Clinton and her emails are nearly as bad as the one made against Donald Trump that he raped a 13-year-old girl in 1994.

Her first tweet reads,

"OK so he is going to trial for child rape but she..." WHAT. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE GONNA SAY AFTER THE WORD "SHE." REALLY THINK.

That was followed by another one reading,

BECAUSE WHATEVER COMES AFTER THE WORD "SHE" MUST BE WORSE THAN CHILD RAPE TO YOU.

In response to a tweet from a follower asking Teigen if she really thinks Clinton isn't evil, Teigen tweeted: "Seriously? She is not evil. She has spent most of her life helping others, devoted to public service. Don't be dramatic and insane."

Women are showing off their cellulite on Instagram for a powerful reason.

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There is a new body positivity trend on Instagram where women are proudly showing off their cellulite, using the hashtag #CelluliteSaturdays. Now here's an Instagram trend I can get behind!

The movement was started by a 26-year-old "body activist" named Kenzie Brenna. A few months ago started sharing photos in which she bares various parts of her body as a kind of therapy to help her recover from body dysmorphic disorder.​ "I don’t see a lot of girls embracing their cellulite, which I know so many of us have," she told SELF."Coming from a woman who goes to the gym five days out of the week and who eats a balanced diet, I still have cellulite and that's something I want to show people. I may be uncomfortable with it, but it’s here and I’m going to try as best as I can to accept it."

Here's a pic she posted last week:

In the caption, she explains the purpose of the hashtag and cites statistics to show how common eating disorders and body dysmorphia are, especially among girls and women. "That's why offering up my #realbody, unedited, unfiltered for you to look at, for trolls to rip apart, is important because we have LITERALLY FORGOTTEN WHAT REAL BODIES LOOK LIKE," she wrote.

The message has clearly resonated, because #CelluliteSaturday has gone viral as many other women share the hashtag along with pics of their own un-photoshopped bodies.

Here are just a few:

This is a great reminder that no body is "perfect"—or maybe all bodies are perfect, cellulite and all. My one complaint is: why do we have to wait for the weekend? Every day should be #cellulitesaturday.

Cell-u-lite! Cell-u-lite! Cell-u-lite!

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