If you haven't done a deep dive into old Donald Trump footage, Jimmy Kimmel's got a collection of old clips for you to see. No, this has little to do with "grabbing" women and more to do with supporting the one he now wants imprisoned.
Some of the things Trump has said over the years include:
"I know her very well and I know her husband very well and I like them both."
"I think she really works well and she does a good job."
"How did she do as Secretary of State? Probably above and beyond everybody else."
All together, they make a pretty darn convincing campaign ad: "This election, join Donald Trump in saying 'no' to Donald Trump, and supporting his opponent."
If Nate Silver is correct, most of the country will be voting for Hillary Clinton today—many reluctantly, and some enthusiastically. But Samantha Bee wants to turn that "meh" vote into a "yeah" vote, with the true story of Hillary Rodham, the "first woke white woman" at Yale who was "fierce as f*ck," and had to change because America wasn't ready for her.
Bee hilariously speculates an alternative universe in which a woman could rise to the top of the political world on her own in the '70s, without needing that Arkansas hillbilly to keep her in the ring.
But now America has finally caught up to the Wellesley commencement speaker, and as she says hello to the White House, she can finally say bye to Bill.
Stars—they're just like us! THEY VOTE! And they get stickers, and then they take pictures of themselves with their stickers. And, because they're famous, they want people to see their sticker pictures. Which, in this case, is perfectly all right. Anything that gets more people out voting today!
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4. Karlie Kloss
One of the greatest privileges we have as Americans is a voice. I’m proud to say I did my part, now it’s your turn. 🤘🇺🇸#ImWithHerpic.twitter.com/kJSNxLqy2u
my dad gave me the shirt. white sweater for suffrage. my sis & i got matching "nasty woman" charms. & that's my grandmother's necklace. pic.twitter.com/y8QqNjwqVW
Last week, an "inside source" who is terrible at keeping secrets let slip that Prince Harry has been dating Suits actress, Meghan Markle. Since then, the British media has been talking about her non-stop, but Prince Harry isn't happy with the "racial undertones" present in the media's coverage of their relationship.
In a statement released by Kensington Palace, the prince said that "a line has been crossed" in both the way the media is covering Markle, who identifies as biracial, and the offensive comments about her on social media.
"Some of this has been very public," the statement said. "The smear on the front page of a national newspaper; the racial undertones of comment pieces; and the outright sexism and racism of social media trolls and web article comments."
The statement went on to say that the prince "is worried about Ms. Markle's safety and is deeply disappointed that he has not been able to protect her."
"It's not right that a few months into a relationship with him that Ms. Markle should be subjected to such a storm," it continues.
The statement also said that Prince Harry is aware that the trolls of the internet will say that the media's coverage of Markle is "the price she has to pay" and that "it's all part of the game." To that, Kensington Palace says, "This is not a game — it is her life and his. He has asked for this statement to be issued in the hopes that those in the press who have been driving this story can pause and reflect before any further damage is done. "
The moral of the story here? Let's all be nice to people even if they're famous and dating a prince. Okay? Okay.
In the last few days of the presidential campaign, all the celebrities came out to support their candidates of choice. Hillary Clinton had Beyoncé, Jay Z, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Lady Gaga, and many more… And Donald Trump had Ted Nugent! That's about it.
But Trump did have another pair of high-profile supporters. At a speech in New Hampshire on Monday, he proudly announced he had been endorsed by New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady.
At the event, Trump read a letter had had received from Belichick. About Brady, he added:
Tom Brady, great guy, great guy. Great guy, great friend of mine, great, great champion. Unbelievable winner. He called today and he said, "Donald, I support you, you’re my friend, and I voted for you."
That's right, the minds behind Deflategate are lending their good names to Trump. But one person expressed skepticism about Trump's claim: supermodel Gisele Bundchen. And she would know, because she's Tom Brady's wife. On Saturday, she posted this picture on Instagram:
Is she lying? Is Brady lying? Is Trump lying??? (Perish the thought.) Or is this couple just having a political disagreement they don't want to make public? They should know they can't get away with that—they're celebrities.
Trump was not at the polling place in time to see the demonstration, which is definitely for the best. He's completely unable to see meaning beyond mammaries.
New York forbids any electioneering in a polling place or within 100 feet of its entrance. The topless element, however, is perfectly legal in New York City.
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Now, this doesn't come completely out of nowhere. Kiss has already lauded the health benefits of the non-sexual "semen facial." Again, non-sexual, although she does have her sperm donor tested for STIs to make sure nothing dangerous gets in her drink.
Like the smoothie, the one ingredient in the semen facial is "harvested" by a generous friend, totally without her involvement, and delivered in a "fresh tub" to her home thrice a week.
Wait—tub? Wow.
What are your thoughts on drinking semen for nutritional benefits? In a world full of chemicals,… https://t.co/Vvjt7aU4PD
The vegan Kiss, a "qualified nutritional adviser" according to The Sun, mixes the semen with "fruit, seeds, coconut or almond milk—but is also happy to drink it on its own." Apparently, Kiss claims this concoction wards off the flu, and she drinks it every day. "Sperm is an awesome product and we should stop being so ridiculous about it."
"I'd been feeling run down and had no energy but now I'm full of beans and my mood has improved," she told Closer Magazine, adding that "it can taste really good—depending on what my friend has been eating."
As for the inevitable backlash, Kiss talked to Vice to explain away what she sees as hypocritical criticism of her preferred miracle ingredient.
"In relationships, you put fingers in holes, you taste things, and you don't see it as cringeworthy. But when you take away the passion and say it's scientific, people don't like it."
One of those people is a doctor quoted in The Sun's story, who says "there is absolutely no nutritional value to semen," and suggests vegans get protein through something more traditional, like "nuts."
At a fundraising event for Hillary Clinton on Monday, Christina Aguilera sang her song 2002 hit song "Fighter." But it was likely that she choose the song because it's lyrics reminded her of Hillary's opponent.
Clad in a t-shirt that reads "Never underestimate the power of a woman," Christina belted out lyrics like:
How could this man I thought I knew Turn out to be unjust, so cruel Could only see the good in you Pretended not to know the truth You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself Through living in denial But in the end you'll see You won't stop me
I am a fighter and I I ain't goin' stop There is no turning back I've had enough
Hm, sounds like a certain someone! If the song was indeed targeting Trump, she also could have also sang "You Lost Me" or "Just a Fool."
She then continued campaigning with this ~artsy~ black and white video she uploaded to Instagram urging people to get out there and vote.
More humbling than learning that his vote just counts as much as everyone else's, Trump rolled up to his polling place in Midtown Manhattan and got straight up BOOED.
I wanted to be first at my polling place, but 99-year-old Minerva Turpin beat me to it. Looks like I need to get used to being number two! pic.twitter.com/9YvWOjuKUe
The Clinton and Trump families have played such visible roles in this election, it's only right they're following along using 2016's most volatile social media tool. Here's what Trump, Clinton, and their families are tweeting and retweeting on the biggest day of their lives.
This movement is about the American people. Not the political, media, or cultural elites. They said we didn't have a chance! TODAY GO VOTE! pic.twitter.com/YUlOCeDLgR
What an honor over the past 18 months to travel the country and meet thousands of amazing patriots. Today we take back America! #MAGA#Votepic.twitter.com/WVJBJR97a9
NO POTUS - or former POTUS campaigning for him. No free concerts to draw a crowd. It's TRUMP, the American flag, family & you- the MOVEMENT! pic.twitter.com/PTM6SETzkR
My advice to every voter tomorrow: look through the media haze. There's been an unbelievable effort to camouflage the sins of the Clintons. pic.twitter.com/hJZiYNf951
In Tennessee, an ambitious Tinderella has managed to set a new record for "least chill on Tinder," which is no small feat. When the man she had been chatting with stopped returning her calls, she decided to kick things into high gear by leaving a romantic gift, wrapped up like an enormous Christmas present, outside his house. But because it looked super suspicious, and it was left on HALLOWEEN, neighbors called the cops. Who brought in the bomb squad.
Of course, there was no bomb inside the box (except metaphorically). There were just a few love letters, and a photo of the sender lying seductively in a stream. But somehow, the recipient wasn't swayed by this unbelievably romantic gesture.
Let this be a lesson to everyone on Tinder: when someone stops responding to you, just let them go. Live to swipe another day.
A big focus of the Hillary Clinton campaign since the beginning has been finding a way to connect with the youth, and now, on this, the day of the election, she has finally nailed it. Clinton and her staff took the Mannequin Challenge (an internet craze popular with the #teens. Learn about it here!). The Clinton staff's video took place on a private plane (v. fancy) and even featured a special celebrity cameo from a certain rockstar by the name of Jon Bon Jovi. You can watch it below.
Very cute, Clinton staff plus Bon Jovi. I just have one complaint: Why isn't Bill posing with a balloon? One day history will look back and smile upon remembering Bill's face when balloons have been present during this campaign. BILL SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE BALLOONS.
It's Election Day, and people on Twitter are sharing what they're doing in the hours between anxiously waiting to vote and anxiously waiting for the returns. No matter who they voted for, everyone is reaching for the wine.
Here's what people are up to on this day which should totally be a national holiday.
Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office is looking into some disturbing Amazon reviews linked to Todd Kohlhepp, 45, the man they suspect of being a serial killer responsible for as many as seven deaths.
"Havnet (sic) stabbed anyone yet.... yet.... but I am keeping the dream alive."
Over 140 chilling reviews for items necessary to carry out kidnapping and murder— padlocks, tactical gear, targets, knives and gun accessories — were left over the course of 2014-2016 by Amazon user "me." That account links back to a wish list for Todd Kohlhepp, who was arrested last week after a woman named Kala Brown was discovered chained inside a metal container on Kohlhepp's property in South Carolina.
The reviews have been removed, but Greenville News reports that on a review for a padlock, the Amazon user wrote, “solid locks.. have 5 on a shipping container.. wont stop them.. but sure will slow them down til they are too old to care. (sic)”
"Will sure slow them down."
Lucky to survive, Brown reports she was chained inside that mental container for two months.
Kala Brown, rescued Thursday.
Another review of a knife posted on Sept. 13, 2014 read, “havnet (sic) stabbed anyone yet...... yet.... but I am keeping the dream alive and when I do, it will be with a quality tool like this...”
For a shovel with a folding handle, the user suggested, “keep in car for when you have to hide the bodies and you left the full size shovel at home.... does not come with a midget, which would have been nice.”
"For when you have to hide bodies."Charlie Karver, exhumed from Kohlhepp's property Friday.
One such update read, “Sometimes late at night I dig a hole in the backyard to keep the nosey neighbor’s guessing.”
To date, two unidentified bodies in addition to Charlie Karver's have been recovered on Kohlhepp's 94 -cre property, and he has admitted to killing four people whose bodies were found in 2003.
The hilarious actors and famous celebrities who appear onSaturday Night Liveusually get all the accolades from fans, but it is the folks behind the scenes who are responsible for some of the most recognizable looks. In a special behind the scenes peak, lead hair designer Jodi Mancuso and head of make-up Louie Zakarian show you how the hair and makeup departments function on the 41-year old sketch show.
In addition to making sure the fast-paced sketch show runs smoothly every Saturday, the hair and makeup teams also spend the entire week creating pieces to be worn when the show goes live. The unsung heroes of Saturday Night Live helped to create all the iconic characters we have come to know and love from The Coneheads to David Pumpkins.
TRUMP: Who am I supposed to vote for? MELANIA: Harambe T: No, really M: SMOD T: C’mon M: Write in “Ima Clown” T: How do you spell that? pic.twitter.com/EZtFIhYMoc
24 hours from now the seemingly never-ending presidential election of 2016 will be a thing of the past. Apparently Donald Trump wants to make sure that any crazy inner thoughts and musings he has left over to share with America get out in the open today. And it appears that he really wants America to know which of his children he likes the least.
On and interview with Fox & Friends this morning, Trump talked about how proud he is of all his children who have helped his campaign, but made sure to point out that he's proud of his daughter Tiffany Trump "to a lesser extent" than the rest of them.
Yes. That was a real thing he said. I wish I was kidding. His exact words were this:
I'm very proud of my children. I mean, I'm just looking at them right now as an example... but I'm very proud 'cause Don and Eric and Ivanka and, you know, to a lesser extent 'cause she just got out of school, out of college, but, uh, Tiffany, who's also been so terrific. I mean, they work so hard.
Poor Tiffany. She's like the Gretchen Wieners of the Trump family.
If you're still in disbelief and need video proof that a presidential candidate did, in fact, diss one of his children on national television (on Election Day, no less), here's the clip. He starts talking about his kids around the 14:44 mark.
Toblerone, known for the triangular shape of its candy bar, has recently changed that shape a bit, and surprise!—people (especially British ones) are not psyched about it.
Toblerone is still triangular, but the triangles are different. Also, the 400 kg and 170 kg bars have gone down to 360 kg and 150 kg, respectively, but the packaging has remained the same, which people are finding misleading. The company explained that they altered the shape of the chocolate to cut costs, but that doesn't matter to the consumers, because on November 8, 2016, the day of the U.S. presidential election, what the UK really needs to be upset about is the size and shape of their candy.
But it's not like the humor in the situation is lost on anyone, so here are 17 of the funniest reactions to the new Toblerone bars.
