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Justin Bieber got a massive new chest tattoo to celebrate the fact that he's Jesus.

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While performing in Bologna, Italy over the weekend, Justin Bieber treated his Bolognese fans to a meaty, saucy treat: his new chest tattoo. Pausing in the middle of his set, he lifted his shirt to reveal the new ink that arcs across his entire torso, just below his nipples and above his beloved abs.

JUSTIN SHOWED US HIS MOTHERFUCKING NEW TATTOO, I'M CRYING SO FUCKING HARD #justinbieber

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The tattoo, rendered in faux-Gothic lettering, reads "Son of God."

It seems clear that this is a reference to Jesus, but is Bieber saying that he is the Christ? Or just that he's a fan? Either way, the reaction from his True Beliebers certainly makes it sound like he's a messiah.

But other disciples of the One True Bieb are finding their faith shaken.

What do you think? Does this new piece of body art make you more or less likely to crave sex with this slender young man who once peed in a bucket?

And speaking of Bieber, what do you think of his music? Not that great right?


Chrissy Teigen issues hilarious apology for accidentally showing her 'hooha' on the AMA red carpet.

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Chrissy Teigen ran into a little wardrobe malfunction on the AMA red carpet Sunday night, when a gust of wind came along and blew the front panel of her dress, giving the cameras and the world a side view of her, in her words, "hooha." Teigen, being the ever-classy lady that she is, took to Instagram on Monday to offer her formal apology.

In the caption of her Instagram post, the ever-hilarious Teigen offered her "apologies to anyone harmed mentally or physically by my hooha."

Apology accepted, Chrissy. Hey, if you're going to accidentally show the world your lady parts, you might as well do it with humor and grace.

Guy turns overdone pics into his own photo gold by trolling typical tourists.

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If you're tired of seeing the same, silly Leaning Tower of Pisa photos in your newsfeed, you're in good company with the following random dude on the internet.

Aforementioned random dude, known as Savidiot, has uploaded a hilarious album to Imgur in which he expertly positions himself in the foreground of everyone else's "holding up the tower" pose in Pisa, so that he's interacting with tourists interacting with the tower.

He smartly titles his project: "When tourists make better background props than the Leaning Tower of Pisa..."

It's excellent. Check out a few of our favorites below, or click through the entire album above. Then try this out whenever you visit a famous landmark (and do your best not to get in a fist fight with any of the tourists you're mocking).

Kanye West allegedly tried to assault a staff member at the gym.

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More information is coming out about Kanye West's hospitalization on Tuesday. According to TMZ, it was West's physician, Dr. Michael Farzam, who made the call to 911, reporting "a male with mental illness," and saying that West had tried to assault a gym member. He allegedly specified that West wasn't "violent," but might become violent when the police arrived.

TMZ also states that Farzam gave West's name to the dispatcher as "Jim Jonas," and described him as "39 years old, 5'8", 175 lbs." and "suffer[ing] from temporary psychosis due to sleep deprivation and dehydration."

West was reportedly put on a 5150 psychiatric hold, and was handcuffed to the stretcher, which is protocol for all 5150 holds.

Is it a breakdown? Bipolar disorder? Too early to speculate? Eh, sorry, we're going to speculate anyway. It's not so much the "maybe trying to punch a trainer" thing as the "I would have voted for Trump" that's really scary. Kidding! (Sort of.)

No matter the reason, this sounds very not fun, and we seriously hope he feels better soon. We tease the Kardashians, but Kim and Kanye, at least, could use a break.

And get some sleep, Kanye! Try watching sports, that always does it for me!

Mom ‘ruins’ dog with a haircut, daughter and the internet can’t deal.

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Because life is unfair, sometimes bad haircuts happen to good dogs.

Lindsay Martin's dog Wembley got a complete de-fluffing, except for a mop at the top, the most dramatic makeover a dog could get.

Tearing up my heart.

Once getting over the fact that it really is the same dog, Twitter is theorizing just who/what Wembley most looks like.

Wembley roots for the New York Giants, spitting hot Fieri.

The now-famous doggie's new look has brought him thousands of new fans, the original tweet scoring 42,000 retweets and 89,000 likes.

Martin updated Wembleyheads with a glimpse of the canine at more angles.

You can just tell he's thinking, "It's gonna be me."

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Channing Tatum disguised himself as Elvis Presley to prank people for a good cause.

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Channing Tatum did his best worst Elvis impression and pranked some unsuspecting and very lucky people in an elevator all to raise money for (RED), an organization that fights AIDS.

At first, the prank seemed to be that people were stuck riding the elevator with a wacky Elvis impersonator who doesn't know any of his own songs, but the real twist was that under that bedazzled jumpsuit lies a-hunk-a-hunk-a Channing Tatum.

After thoroughly embarrassing his prankees in the elevator, Tatum lead them upstairs to a Vegas themed party where they were greeted by a bunch of shirtless breakdancers. Tatum then shocked them all when he removed that awful wig to reveal that he has been a hot A-lister all along. Sneaky!

In their defense, it is hard to recognize him with his shirt on.

The event was organized by Omaze, and they are raffling off a chance to party with Channing Tatum himself. No word if he will be dressed as Elvis, though.

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Chance the Rapper offers prayers of support for Kanye West.

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We've all been a little worried about Kanye West ever since he abruptly canceled his tour and was subsequently hospitalized to undergo evaluation for his "erratic behavior." Many celebrities have already offered their support for Kanye during this difficult time, and now wecan add Chance the Rapper's name to that list. He took some time out of his appearance on BBC Radio 1Xtra to let Kanye know he's rooting for him. Here was his statement:

I want to extend a special prayer to my big brother Kanye West. I know there’s a lot of weird folks out there but you already know that I’m a hundred grand. I want to just extend this prayer and this love from all the way in Britain. We might come home early to see this. Happy Thanksgiving.

You can listen to that clip below, and find Chance's full session on BBC Radio 1's website.


Daughter shares her enthusiastic mom's total inability to remember her friends' names.

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If you're bad with names, you are not alone.

Christina, a student at Texas State University, sends her mom pictures of her life at school, and her super proud mama posts them on Facebook for her friends to see. While she keeps up with her daughter's life, it's hard to keep up with the friends' names, and Mama Patti is hilariously honest about it.

She does her best to guess.

Christina corrects her mom in the comments, but with most of her and her friends' names ending with "a"s, it is hard to keep track.

Patti is lucky that Christina's friends don't include almost identical names, like Melissa, Marissa, Clarissa, Larissa or some Mirandas, Amandas, and Cassandras.

The tweet has gone super viral, and with the screenshots popping up everywhere, it'll be easier for Patti to remember Miranda. We hope.

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Meet Tater and Tot, the two turkeys to be pardoned by President Obama this year.

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Before the Obamas sit down to their final Thanksgiving feast in the White House, the President will pardon two turkeys who will then go live out the rest of their fine feathered lives at “Gobbler's Rest” in Blacksburg, Virginia. This is one of America's weirder traditions, but hey, it's cute.

So who are these two fortunate birds? Meet Tater and Tot, a couple of male turkeys who have enough interests to fill out a complete Tindr profile.

So first up is Tater. He is slightly larger than Tot, and according to his profile, he likes to eat worms and has a strong gobble style. Additionally, he likes the song "Me Too" by Megan Trainor and walks with a swagger. He seems like a total Bro-turkey. Brorkey.

Then there is Tot. Tot prefers tomato slices to worms, is a confident gobbler and walks with a "relaxed saunter." He also enjoys the song "Can't Stop The Feeling" by Justin Timberlake. He kind of sounds like the chill camp counselor you had a crush on as a kid.

There. I officially know more about Tater and Tot than I do my extended family members.

Although both birds will be pardoned, the White House is conducting a poll to determine which turkey will be named the official "National Thanksgiving Turkey." It's a tight race, so even if you are all vote-ed out after the Presidential election, it is up to you to pick which bird gets the prestigious accolade. And you can do it without having to get up and go to the polls.

According to WhiteHouse.gov, the tradition of pardoning two turkeys instead of one started when Sasha and Malia begged their dad to spare both birds during his first turkey pardon back in 2009. Since then, he has spared many duos of turkeys with complimentary names including Apple and Cider, Mac and Cheese, and Carmel and Popcorn (to name a few.)

The customary Turkey Pardoning started in 1947, so it is likely that President-Elect Trump will keep up the time honored tradition. Who knows, though—Trump is a pretty unconventional leader already. Perhaps he will appoint the turkeys to his cabinet or something instead.

Couple recreates movie scenes with their surprisingly patient cats.

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Cat are good at so many things—ignoring you, falling off stuff and still trying to look chill, secretly belittling you, chasing your feet when you're trying to sleep, ignoring you some more, the list goes on and on (but mostly includes ignoring you). Another thing they're apparently not bad at doing is movie scene recreations. With a tiny bit of guidance from their humans, that is.

Dave and Sarah (how I wish her name was Buster) are film buffs and cat buffs, so when they had the idea to combine the two, it was internet gold. The UK couple started an Instagram account called @moviecats, where they post pictures of themselves and their cats photoshopped into classic movie scenes.

Week 1: Guess the film! #catsofinstagram #cat #cats #movie #movies #moviecats #burmese #film #filmcats #quiz

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Talking to LoveMeow, the couple said,

We host a pub quiz every few weeks, so we started doing it for the film/TV round, and we enjoyed it so much we decided to keep doing it as a regular quiz question. . . The cats clearly think we're weird, but they get loads of treats doing it which tends to be their main focus."

The way it probably works is that the humans come up with an idea for an iconic scene to redo, and they share it with their cats, who immediately humor their humans reasonable request by getting into whatever pose the scene calls for. Hahaha, whew, sorry. No, what I mean is, they probably wait however long it takes for the cat to do something vaguely related to anything at all, and then pick a movie based around that. Because come on, no one is the boss of their cats.

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Best friends try to convince skeptical families they're not gay with 'reassuring' vacation montage.

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Travis Henning is very close with his best friend—so close that his parents thought the two might be lovers. And although there wouldn't be anything wrong with that, Henning knew he owed it to his family to clear the air. So when the two BFFS went off on a bromantic vacation to Thailand together, Henning took video of the whole trip. Then he edited it into a sweet montage set to Rod Stewart's "Some Guys Have All The Luck."

Nobody who watches this clip could think it was anything other than two totally straight bros broing out in sunny Southeast Asia.

Henning uploaded the video to Reddit, where it immediately went viral with the totally straight, totally macho redditor culture. It was upvoted more than 11,000 times in its first three hours on the site.

Share this video with your BFF to send them a clear message: I love you and your body platonically.

Kathy Griffin claims our beloved Ellen DeGeneres is secretly a bully to other women.

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Oh boy. Famed celebrity shit-talker Kathy Griffin has a new book out, Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run-Ins: My A-Z Index, and in it she tells a story about a daytime talk show host who has a "mean streak everyone knows about." She has since confirmed she was referring to Ellen DeGeneres. I'm sorry, but, Ellen? America's cool aunt? The queen of likability??? The woman who danced with Obama???

SAY IT AIN'T SO.

In the book, Griffin even suggests DeGeneres had her kicked out of the backstage dressing room at the Emmys. “I can't prove it,” she told the Daily News.“I heard she got me kicked out.”

The 56-year-old comedian also claims DeGeneres “banned” her from The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2006. She went on to excoriate Ellen and other female comics for not supporting each other the way male comics do. "My issue with Ellen is simple,” she said. “You know, the guys in comedy are so good about sticking together. I feel sad that women don't support each other the way the guys do. Joan [Rivers] and I would talk about this all the time. Patriarchy pits us against each other.”

But Griffin did suggest that this dynamic is changing, with younger female comics making better efforts to help each other. “You look at the younger women like Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham, they've got production companies, and they're getting stuff done," she said.

Unfortunately this isn't even the first accusation against Ellen for bad behavior. A former writer on the show once said she treated her writers "like shit." NOOO.

I agree it sucks that women are pitted against each other in Hollywood and elsewhere. But it's also hard to accept these rumors about America's beloved Ellen. What about the dancing and the pranks and the perfect marriage? How can this woman be anything other than an ally to other women? SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS, KATHY.


Dr. Pimple Popper needs her full splash gear to deal with this 'inflamed cyst waterfall.'

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If you're reading this, congratulations. You're a true popaholic. Sure, some dilettantes may enjoy occasionally seeing a cute little blackhead get squeezed out, but you're the real deal. Otherwise you wouldn't have the stomach to watch Dr. Pimple Popper, decked out in splash guard gear that makes her look like a riot cop, draining this inflamed, infected megacyst on a woman's back. But your dedication will be rewarded when you watch the video.

Damn that was a good pop. Like a fine bourbon, it can only be appreciated by refined palates.

Tila Tequila's Twitter account has been suspended for hate speech. Finally.

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You know, back when we were all teenagers sitting around our TVs watching A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, I don't think any of us would've guessed that Ms. Tequila would one day turn into a Nazi sympathizer. And yet, here we are. (2016, am I right?) The former reality show star's Twitter account was suspended for hate speech on Monday after users showed increased concerns over a slew of Neo-Nazi tweets she posted over the weekend after she attended an "alt-right" white nationalist convention in DC.

One such tweet included Tequila posing for a picture with a couple other people performing the Nazi salute. A picture which she captioned, "Seig heil!" Oh. My. God.

Tequila threw her support behind Donald Trump during the election (shocking, I know), and though she has claimed before that she's not "a racist nor anti-Semitic and absolutely not 100% a Nazi supporter," her past tweets have included sentiments such as, "I'm a white supremacist!" and "Are you and your people ready to be rounded up to FEMA camps? Actually, that may be letting you off too easy!" YEP. Actual things that she actually said. Not to mention that one time she posted a picture of herself at Auschwitz wearing a Nazi arm band.

Yes, people like this exist. And Tila Tequila is one of them. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Thank you for suspending this person's account, Twitter. Holy shit."

Dan Rather demands Americans choose 'which side' they're on in passionate Facebook letter.

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Legendary CBS newsman Dan Rather has come out of retirement to share his thoughts on the current political climate in a viral open letter on Facebook. Concerned by the rise of white supremacist groups like the alt-right and their tacit approval by President-Elect Trump, Rather feels that the time has come for all Americans of any party, from ordinary citizens to the commander in chief, to make it clear that they denounce fascism and support the universal rights guaranteed in the Constitution.

Now is a time when none of us can afford to remain seated or silent. We must all stand up to be counted. HIstory will...

Posted by Dan Rather on Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Here's the full text of Rather's letter:

Now is a time when none of us can afford to remain seated or silent. We must all stand up to be counted.

HIstory will demand to know which side were you on. This is not a question of politics or party or even policy. This is a question about the very fundamentals of our beautiful experiment in a pluralistic democracy ruled by law.

When I see neo-Nazis raise their hands in terrifying solute, in public, in our nation's capital, I shudder in horror. When I see that action mildly rebuked by a boilerplate statement from the President-elect whom these bigots have praised, the anger in me grows. And when I see some in a pliant press turn that mild statement into what they call a denunciation I cannot hold back any longer.

Our Declaration of Independence bequeaths us our cherished foundational principle: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

These truths may be self-evident but they are not self-replicating. Each generation has to renew these vows. This nation was founded as an opposite pole to the capriciousness of an authoritarian monarch. We set up institutions like a free press and an independent court system to protect our fragile rights. We have survived through bloody spasms of a Civil War and a Civil Rights Movement to extend more of these rights to more of our citizens. But the direction of our ship of state has not always been one of progress. We interned Japanese Americans, Red Baited during the McCarthy era, and more. I feel the rip tide of regression once again swelling under my feet. But I intend to remain standing.

In normal times of a transition in our presidency between an incoming and outgoing administration of differing political parties, there is a certain amount of fretting on one side and gloating on the other. And the press usually takes a stance that the new administration at least deserves to have a chance to get started - a honeymoon period. But these are not normal times. This is not about tax policy, health care, or education - even though all those and more are so important. This is about racism, bigotry, intimidation and the specter of corruption.

But as I stand I do not despair, because I believe the vast majority of Americans stand with me. To all those in Congress of both political parties, to all those in the press, to religious and civic leaders around the country. your voices must be heard. I hope that the President-elect can learn to rise above this and see the dangers that are brewing. If he does and speaks forcibly, and with action, we should be ready to welcome his voice. But of course I am deeply worried that his selections of advisors and cabinet posts suggests otherwise.

To all of you I say, stay vigilant. The great Martin Luther King, Jr. knew that even as a minority, there was strength in numbers in fighting tyranny. Holding hands and marching forward, raising your voice above the din of complacency, can move mountains. And in this case, I believe there is a vast majority who wants to see this nation continue in tolerance and freedom. But it will require speaking. Engage in your civic government. Flood newsrooms or TV networks with your calls if you feel they are slipping into the normalization of extremism. Donate your time and money to causes that will fight to protect our liberties.

We are a great nation. We have survived deep challenges in our past. We can and will do so again. But we cannot be afraid to speak and act to ensure the future we want for our children and grandchildren.

Rather's post has quickly gone viral, with more than 100,000 likes and more than 50,000 shares in the first five hours after it was posted. It's also received more than 3,700 comments, including heartfelt messages of support and solidarity from people of all political bents.

We've chosen our side: with Dan Rather! That guy's the best.

Ellen, Tom Hanks and the Medal of Freedom winners did the Mannequin Challenge at the White House.

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President Obama presented the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the greatest civilian honor in the land, to 21 exceptional individuals on Tuesday. An opportunity to invite cool people he wants to hang out with over to his house, Obama present the cool necklace to creative powerhouses including Ellen DeGeneres, Lorne Michaels, Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen, Robert De Niro, Diana Ross, and Cicely Tyson. He also honored sports legends Michael Jordan and Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates.

The ceremony was emotional all around.

Ellen had a particularly tough journey to the White House, having forgotten her ID.

But someone must have recognized her, because she made it in.

And once there, she and her fellow honorees did an epic, refined Mannequin Challenge, with classy piano music replacing "Black Beatles."

It's super blurry, but here are the mannequins to be found in the super group.

Robert DeNiro, looking flustered.

Rita Wilson, looking elated.

Tom Hanks and Ellen DeGeneres, looking psyched.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, looking tall, and Bill Gates, looking short.

Bruce Springsteen, looking Boss-y.

Lorne Michaels, looking (party time) excellent.

Diana Ross, looking supreme.

Frank Gehry, looking shocked.

Teen sues Virgin Airlines for burning his groin in tray table mishap.

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When 16-year-old teen Rhett Butler asked for coffee on his Virgin Australia flight in May 2015, he didn't say "please pour it directly on my groin." And yet, that's where the coffee ended up. According to an AAP report in The Guardian, the teen is now suing the airline after a hot cup of coffee slid off a defective tray table onto his lap, allegedly causing "burns, blisters and scarring to his thighs, groin, genitals and midriff." Owwwwwwwwch.

The incident happened shortly after take off during a 15-hour flight from Los Angeles to Sydney, which is a long time to sit after getting your groin burned. The lawsuit also claims that the flight crew did nothing to help and Rhett's father, Brian Butler, ended up having to provide medical assistance to his son throughout the flight.

"It was excruciating and probably the worst pain I have ever felt," Butler said in a statement issued by Shine Lawyers. "It hit my stomach, my groin and my legs. I ran to the toilet and Dad immediately started putting cold water on the burns."

A statement from the family's lawyer alleges that the wounds took three months to heal, "with the emotional scarring going well beyond the burns." Virgin Australia confirmed that the incident occurred and added that the matter "has not yet been resolved."

Can poor Rhett Butler catch a break? First his parents name him Rhett Butler and then he gets hot coffee burns on his groin. On a positive note, as least there were no snakes on the plane.

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