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The 10 most 'WTF?' looks from the 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

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2016 has been a very, very strange year, ICYMI. So why not top it off with some very, very strange fashion? The first photos have surfaced from the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Paris, and they raise a lot of questions. Questions like: "WTF?" and "am I high?" and "is that a sheep??"

The Victoria's Secret's Fashion Show is usually pretty out there, but this year they took things to a whole other level. Of course, because it's 2016! Here are 1o of the most"WTF?" get-ups to make you question everything:

1) Ode to Hillary Clinton? Ode to Monica Lewinsky? Why not both!

She's ready to nail that job interview.

2. This one screams: "Help! Someone shredded my gym clothes with a scythe! Also I really really love pink."

Does she like pink? I can't remember.

3. That dream where you're in your high school cafeteria with no pants on, but it's totally okay.

She's definitely getting asked to prom.

4. Gigi Hadid rocked a look I'm calling "I covered myself in glue and ran through an open air market in my underwear."

Those boots seem pretty great though, if you hate walking!

5. "Too busy? No way! Not at all." - her stylist

This outfit is a little understated. Maybe could've used some jewelry.

6. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Trying to Wrap Itself Around Her Body.

Dragon tattoos are soooooo 2011.

7. TFW you're a peacock and your whole body is covered in bracelets.

Is it okay to appropriate bird culture?

8. The got-locked-out-of-my-house-in-my-underwear-so-I-robbed-a-dollar-store look.

This outfit would look pretty silly but the sheep ties it all together.

9. "How'd I get this body? The Oregon Trail!"

She had to kill a bison to get those boots. Worth it.

10. Kendall Jenner looking relatively normal in your run-of-the-mill lacy lingerie and a dust ruffle.

Not even a single feather??

Kendall Jenner must not have gotten the memo that this year's look was George of the Jungle meets an S&M dungeon. At least she has a huge dust ruffle on her butt.

Stay weird, fashion!


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McDonald's lovers are getting emotional (and hungry) over the death the Big Mac inventor.

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2016 has taken another great from us: Michael "Jim" Delligatti, the man behind everyone's favorite fast food power move, the Big Mac.

According to A.V. Club, the Big Mac was first dubbed "The Aristocrat" and then "Blue Ribbon Burger" before Delligatti landed on the name we all know it by today. And in an age where our health-obsessed culture has turned it's back on the salty embrace of fast food burger chains in favor of leafier options, it's important to remember that our country used to find some beauty in eating something you know is horrible for you. Those were the days.

So, if you're looking for a reason to indulge yourself in some of that sweet, sweet all-beef patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun, get yourself to the nearest McDonald's and order a burger in Delligatti's honor.

And while you're in line, take some solace in your fellow Big Mac fans who are similarly in mourning.

Kellogg's pulls its ads from Breitbart News, igniting a cereal war for the ages.

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Kellogg's has announced that they're pulling all their advertising from conservative media outlet, Breitbart News. The cereal brand is the most recent of several companies to stop advertising on the site, joining the ranks of Allstate, Nest, EarthLink, Warby Parker and SoFi, The Washington Post reports.

Breitbart, a news outlet many see as a voice for the "Alt Right," has published some pretty hateful headlines over the years, including such doozies as, "There's No Hiring Bias Against Women In Tech, They Just Suck At Interviews," "Birth Control Makes Women Unattractive And Crazy" and "Teenage Boys With Tits: Here's My Problem With Ghostbusters."

To add to the cereal drama, Trump supporters have started a movement to ban Kellogg's from their shopping carts, using the Twitter hashtag #DumpKellogs. Meanwhile, those of us who aren't bigoted and hateful jerks are free to load up on Pop Tarts knowing that our favorite sugar cereal company won't let Breitbart's type of "journalism" fly.

So, what cereal brands would want to advertise with a site like Breitbart News, you ask? Boy, does Twitter have an answer for you. Here are some of the best parody cereal names the internet has come up with, based off some of your old favorites, but with a little bit more racism, sexism and homophobia.

That awkward moment.

Bradley Cooper is going to be a DILF.

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Actor Bradley Cooper is expecting his first child with his Victoria's Secret Angel girlfriend, Irina Shayk.

According to E! News, Shayk is already in her second trimester, not that you would ever know it by looking at her. On Wednesday evening, the 30-year-old Russian model strutted her stuff down the runway for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Paris looking more like she ate a burrito for lunch than a woman who is possibly in her fourth month of pregnancy.

Congratulations to #IrinaShayk and #BradleyCooper on expecting their first child ❤️🌟

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Cooper and Shayk have been dating since last year, although they seem to like to keep their relationship out of the spotlight. Sources told E! News that the couple has been discussing starting a family together. Well, mission accomplished.

So far the couple has not made the announcement official, but several sources have confirmed the happy news. Congrats to the attractive couple on their soon-to-be attractive child!

Company comes to the rescue after dad's search for a blue sippy cup to save his son's life goes viral.

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Marc Carter's desperate search for a very specific blue sippy cup for his son recently went viral. That's because his son, Ben, is 14 and has autism, and refuses to drink out of anything but this one blue sippy cup, the same one he's used since he was two years old.

Obviously one sippy cup doesn't last that long, and Carter has had to replace it a few times. The trouble is that the manufacturer, Tommee Tippee, no longer makes that model. So the dad of three took to the internet to ask for help. That help came, and it was even more than Carter could ever have ever expected.

Tommee Tippee doesn't typically keep molds after they've stopped production of a cup, but they searched factories throughout the world and managed to find one. They let Carter know that they would produce as many cups as Ben needed, and for now they're doing a run of 500. A spokesperson for the company told BBC,

We are delighted to confirm that we are able to start production on a run of the original cup. This will ensure that Ben has a lifetime supply and that his family won't ever have to worry about finding another cup for Ben.

In an interview with BBC, Carter said, "This tiny blue cup dictates our life. . . I would not be happier if I won the lottery." He added, "Just knowing he has got these cups gives us peace of mind."

Carter also made a video for YouTube, to share the news and express his gratitude.

How nice to read some happy news like this!

This dog cleaned up his own mess in the bathroom and wow people loved it.

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A 21-year-old named Acelin Hampton lives in Texas with his dog, a very good dog, named Pablo. Pablo's a puppy, so he's still figuring out how not to pee all over the house. This is not all bad, because one of his accidents has gone instantly and inevitably viral.

Because he freaking tried to clean it up himself. With more efficiency than you see in most public restrooms. This dog is a genius. Send this dog to clean up Washington, then send him run the space shuttle, then send him as a canine representative of humanity to the aliens.

According to Pablo's owner, his puppy often watches him wipe up accidents with toilet paper. When Hampton came home one day, he found the fantastic sight and shared it with the world.

Because he's not in the photo, here's Pablo:

"He does a lot of things that let me know he's pretty smart," said Hampton, who almost certainly meant to say "things that let me know he's pretty mind-blowingly genius."

Give this dog a treat.


Here's why Jennifer Aniston thinks a 'Friends' reunion would be a terrible idea.

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Jennifer Aniston thinks that bringing the Friends friends into 2016 would be a bad idea. Sorry, folks, but if Aniston isn't on board, it's probably not going to happen. Guess you will just have to check out the billion other reunions and revivals of old sitcoms instead.

Aniston slashes your dreams of seeing the cast together again about 3:17 into this interview with Scottish TV host Lorraine Kelly.

"I don't know what we would do! I think that period of time was sort of nostalgic," says Rachel Green herself. "There was something about a time when our faces weren't shoved into cell phones, and we weren't checking Facebooks and Instagrams and we were in a room together or in at coffee shop together and we were talking." She went on to add, "We've lost that."

She ain't wrong.

So wait, there won't be a Friends reunion because it would just be the cast sitting in Central Perk on their phones the whole time? Honestly, people would still watch it. Plus, social media would give the friends a whole new world to explore: The one where Ross and Rachel change their Facebook relationship to "it's complicated." The one where Joey Tribbiani sends a shirtless seflie to his boss. The one where Phoebe becomes a YouTube sensation.

On second thought, that sounds awful and we should probably just leave Friends alone.

People got a really good look at what was on Gigi Hadid's phone before the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

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You stare at Gigi Hadid. Gigi Hadid stares at her phone. Zayn Malik stares back. This is the fascinating circle of life at the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Paris, where Gigi Hadid covered herself in glue and strutted around in her underwear.

But all that pales in comparison to a photo uncovered by Hollywood Life, of Hadid sitting, getting her hair done before the show, eyes glued to her phone screen. Because if you look closely, you can see exactly what she's looking at.

This is not particularly shocking. Hadid and former One Direction singer Zayn Malik are dating. And who's to say Hadid was gorging her eyeballs on her Malik background and not just zoning out, hoping someone would text her so she could avoid making small talk with her hairdresser?

But because people are obsessed with Gigi Hadid, this (luckily) isn't even the first news of her Malik photography.

She also did this.

This hot topic was first brought up in January, when photographerscaught"the stunning model flashing a look at her phone screensaver." Guess what. It was Malik.

But if you're a real sleuth, you can tell that the photo from January is of her screensaver, while the one from Wednesday is actually of the phone's background when you open it up.

That means her phone locks to a photo of Malik. Then she opens it to another photo of Malik.

Think about the implications of that for three seconds—does that freak Malik out? Does he think it's a little much? Should she use a photo of a funny giraffe in a tie for her lock screen instead, just to switch things up?—and then go on with your day.

Felicity Jones showed Jimmy Fallon her 'Star Wars' fight moves and it ended badly.

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Wednesday night on The Tonight Show, Star Wars's newest hero Felicity Jones stopped by to talk about Rogue One and everybody was Kung Fu fighting.

Fallon made the mistake of picking up a Stormtrooper blaster, and Jyn Erso herself kicked up her heels and whipped his ass, stealing his pride like they're the plans to the Death Star.

It was awesome.

Fallon couldn't fake-laugh his way out of this one.

Tom Ford explains why he won't dress future first lady Melania Trump.

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Fashion designer/movie director/subject of Jay Z song Tom Ford added his name to the list of designers (like Marc Jacobs, Phillip Lim, Derek Lam, and Sophie Theallet) who won't dress the future first lady, Melania Trump. As it turns out, he already turned down the chance to dress the former model years ago, he told the ladies of The View on Tuesday.

Ford, who is currently promoting his new film, Nocturnal Animals, said “I was asked to dress her quite a few years ago and I declined. She’s not necessarily my image.”

He claims his decision not to work with her isn't political, even though Ford is a Democrat who said he was “sad and disappointed” that Hillary Clinton didn't win the election. He explained,

Had Hillary won, she shouldn’t be wearing my clothes—they’re too expensive. And I don’t mean that in a bad way. They’re not artificially expensive—it’s how much it costs to make these things. But I think to relate to everybody, you shouldn’t be necessarily wearing [expensive clothes].

Current First Lady Michelle Obama was dressed by Ford, but only once—when she visited Buckingham Palace for dinner with the Queen. On that occasion, Ford said he felt dressing Mrs. Obama was "appropriate," and he also called it "an honor."

One person who'll probably have no problem with providing Mrs. Trump with clothing? Her step-daughter, Ivanka.

9 great gifts on Amazon that have hilariously weird reviews for some reason.

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The holidays are coming, which means the clock is ticking down to frantically search for gifts. Fortunately, decisions can be made quickly if you're willing to take the advice of any nutjob on the internet. Here are nine totally great, gift-able products that just so happen to be accompanied by hilarious Amazon reviews:

1. This children's book

"Everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no character development."

Okay, but also it's a really great book to give to a child or a human who has had a child, and you cant get it from Amazon here for $5

2. This waterproof Kindle pouch

"Got this for the Mother-in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be crap, he kindle would slip out and electrocute her."

It works! You can not kill your mother-in-law on Amazon for only $10!

3. This limited edition Christmas tree ornament

Make your tree great again.
"This thing keeps trying to grab my cat."
"It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again."

Are you seriously going to let this keepsake get away? At under $200 on Amazon you can consider it an investment!

4. This haunted lawn gnome

"I had it out in my yard less than two weeks when it bit and infected all my other gnomes. I had to go out in the middle of the night and shoot their heads off before they attacked the flamingos."

Help your friends keep their yards looking tacky year-round for only $14.95.

5. These peel-and-stick googly-eyes

"I was always afraid of my house plants. What were they thinking?"
"I used up all of these eyeballs on items in the fridge to catch my wife off guard the next time she opened it."

This is exactly what you've been looking for. Add to any of your other gifts or "face" your produce for only $6.74 from Amazon.

6. They say this book is "good"

"Misleading title. I was so excited when I saw this on Amazon. Unfortunately, this book ha absolutely nothing to do with Lebron James."

Get this book on Amazon for less than a buck!

7. This great crafting idea

"I purchased this book as I was tired of people sitting too near my on public transport.

Get this book for all the cat people in your life.

8. This super fun and not scary mask

"I thought I could control its power. I see now it cannot be held. I am the horse. The horse is I."
"When I turned State's Witness, they didn't have enough money to put me in the Witness Protection Program, so they bought me this mask and gave me a list of suggested places to move."

How could you resist getting this for someone at only $21.84 on Amazon?

9. And finally, this UFO detector

The truth is out there -- and could also be under your tree.
"This little gizmo is a bargain at twice the price and much more accurate than the voices in my head."

Learn what's out there, and be helpless to do anything about it, for under $90.

Watch Trevor Noah politely rip apart conservative pundit Tomi Lahren in a tense interview.

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When liberal favorite Trevor Noah invited conservative inamorata Tomi Lahren onThe Daily Show to talk politics, you know that things were bound to get interesting. Lahren, beloved by her conservative audience for being unabashedly outspoken, often goes viral for her rants against Black Lives Matter, Colin Kaepernick​, and more. Noah, on the other hand, is a South African comedian who panders to his liberal audience through jokes and biting segments that often depend on calling out conservatives. Surprisingly, these two managed to sit down to have an extremely interesting (and mostly cordial) conversation about the current state of affairs.

Comedy Central originally only aired six minutes of the 26-minute conversation, but the full version of the interview is available below.

Lahren is the 24-year-old host of Tomi on TheBlaze. You have probably seen the young republican angrily ranting into camera on your Facebook feed at some point, occupying the space somewhere between Megyn Kelly and Malibu Barbie. But make no mistake, this blonde is far from being dumb. Lahren is incredibly smart and extremely tenacious, and held fast to her opinions as she was slowly devoured by Noah and his critiques.

Trevor Noah had a gentle approach to the conversation, pointing out the hypocrisy in Lahren's proclamations while keeping the conversation productive rather than steering it in a contentious direction. Despite the niceties, things definitely got tense while talking about Lahren's views on Black Lives Matter.

When Noah asked Lahren to clarify what she meant when she called Black Lives Matter "the new KKK," Lahren said, "Because I criticized a black person or the Black Lives Matter movement doesn’t mean I’m anti-black. It doesn’t mean I don’t like black people or that I’m racist." She then said, "I don’t see color," which elicited groans from the studio audience.

"You don't see color? I don't believe that at all," responded The Daily Show host. "There’s nothing wrong with seeing color, it’s how you treat color that’s important." If Noah were holding a microphone, he surely would have dropped it in that moment.

Lahren already took to Twitter to talk about the turbulent but critical conversation. Of course, she used it as an opportunity to throw an insult at liberals, but hey, that's just her brand.

But ultimately, she has no ill will toward Trevor Noah and acknowledges that the two have common goals.

Lahren also addressed the bullying of both her and Noah, calling for civility from those on either side (if you read the comments on the tweet, you will see that no one took her advice).

Here are my final thoughts, à la Tomi Lahren:

Walking into the "lion's den" and going toe-to-toe with Noah in the first place was brave of Lahren. She knew walking in that she was going to be ripped a new one from Noah and his obnoxious laughing audience. Still, her willingness to be on the show proves that she is at least a little open to conversation with those who vehemently oppose her views, which is more than can be said for many pundits and figureheads on both sides of the fence. Although many viewers of The Daily Show won't agree with what Lahren says (or how she says it), listening to people who you disagree with you is an important step to healing the ever-growing national divide— even if it does make you want to hurl yourself out a window sometimes.

Katy Perry getting a public belly rub from Orlando Bloom can only mean one thing, right?

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According to the tabloids, every female celebrity is perpetually pregnant, but a belly rub by boyfriend Orlando Bloom at the UNICEF Snowflake Ball launched the Katy Perry rumors into overdrive.

Perry was honored with the Audrey Hepburn Humanitarian Award, and her BFF Hillary Clinton surprised the crowd to present her with the honor.

As Perry and Bloom proudly watched the famous hiker speak, Bloom reached for her belly which could only mean one thing, right?

Let's zoom in.

THAT'S SOME REAL HAND-TO-BELLY CONTACT.

Most of the suspicion comes from the historical precedent of announcing pregnancy via public belly rub, which was henceforth known as "pulling a Beyoncé."

Perry's reps denied the rumors inPage Six, but failed to mention whether the belly rub was due to acid reflux or a different condition.


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The 'Napoleon Dynamite' stars reunite for a cheesy snack.

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Fans of Napoleon Dynamite will be thrilled to see the movie's stars, Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez, together again, this time in a commercial for Burger King's cheesy tots. Cheesy Tots were discontinued in 2009, but the fast food chain is bringing them back (for a limited time).

The commercial ends with the words "They're Back" written across the screen, followed by "(Cheesy Tots)," lest anyone think Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro Sánchez are really back. Because, sadly, they're not. But Burger King says it was the high demand for Cheesy Tots on social media that led to this fried food's comeback, so maybe if enough Napoleon Dynamite fans cause a ruckus on Twitter, they'll come back (for a sequel), too.

But for a limited time only!

Overprotective mom turns herself into a living Kermit meme, becomes 'queen of the internet.'

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Florida teen Taylor Hannon has a mom who is surprisingly up-to-date on internet culture—so much so that she's become part of it. When Taylor's mother, Cheryl, recently texted her to ask if she would be home for dinner, Taylor replied that she was out with friends and wouldn't make it. Cheryl's overprotective mom instincts took over, but rather than crack down on her 19-year-old's independence, she decided to poke fun at herself. She created a version of the viral "evil Kermit" meme with her own selfies, and texted it to Taylor.

If you don't know what the evil Kermit meme is, here's the original.

In just weeks since this was posted, many thousands of evil Kermit memes have been created, commenting on everything from politics to sports to relationships. But as far as we can tell, Cheryl's was the first one to use selfies. Taylor found it so funny and weird, she had to share it on Twitter.

As you can see, the tweet has blown up. In less than two days, it has been retweeted almost 100,000 times. Everyone in the Twittersphere is falling in love with Cheryl, and wants her to be their mom.

At least one person was interested in Cheryl in a very different way.

Ironically, it was Cheryl's overprotective nature that taught her about memes in the first place. Taylor told BuzzFeed News:

My mom’s had my Twitter logged on her phone since my freshman year of high school. At first it was kind of to monitor my behavior, but as I got older she just kept it on there because she really found it entertaining.

Can memes bridge the generation gap between Baby Boomers and Millennials? Probably not. Cheryl is just a one-in-a-million mom.

Spotify's hilariously invasive billboards feature your most embarrassing personal data.

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A series of hilarious new Spotify billboards are revealing people's hyper specific listening habits, and it'd be a disturbing invasion of privacy if it wasn't so delightful.

"Dear person who played 'Sorry' 42 times on Valentine's Day," reads the ad, "What did you do?" The flip side reads: "Dear person in the Theater District who listened to the Hamilton Soundtrack 5,375 times this year, can you get us tickets?"

According to Adweek, the promos use "aggregate data, and even some individual data" to create the funny billboards that rolled out in the U.S., U.K., France, and Germany on Monday.

They might also be making stuff up, but with the amount of data they can access, why bother?

Remember when Apple said they wouldn't unlock an iPhone for the FBI? Boy oh boy is Spotify going in the exact opposite direction, embracing their access to your personal info and sharing it with the world.

Then again, these ads are amazing. And the more specific the info, the funnier they read.

"Dear 3,749 people who streamed 'It's the End of the World As We Know It' the day of the Brexit vote," goes a billboard in the U.K. "Hang in there."

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