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Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner to separate business from politics by moving to D.C.

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Last week, President-elect Donald Trump announced that he'd be making "leaving" his business to "Make America Great Again." His idea of leaving the hotel and golf course game is by leaving it to his children, whom he will certainly talk business with considering he is three kids in a trench coat and those three kids are Ivanka, Donald Jr. and Eric (as always, sorry Tiffany).

CNN reports that Ivanka is committing to her role of keeping the Trump Organization out of the Trump administration by moving to Washington, D.C. With Melania staying in Manhattan with Barron, this further brings Ivanka closer to Donald to fulfill his dream of having her as De Facto First Lady, as she tries to be the glamorous face of the office and lends her sense of style to picking out china patterns.

Unlike Donald and Melania, Ivanka is also moving with her husband, Jared Kushner. The son-in-law is presumed to be taking on an official role in the Trump administration, which is, um, flagrantly illegal according to the federal anti-nepotism statute.

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But what's another broken law with a Kushner hire, or a broken emoluments clause of the Constitution (that thingy that prevents politicians from personally profiting off of their positions) with Trump still being entangled in the biz?


Lady Gaga surprised homeless LGBT teens because not everything sucks.

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Lady Gaga surprised teens living at Harlem's Ali Forney Center, a shelter for homeless LGBT youth, by dropping by unannounced to distribute armfuls of gifts and lots of hugs. Gaga, a longtime LGBT advocate and bisexual woman herself, invited Today along for the surprise to raise awareness for the #ShareKindness campaign, which hopes to inspire one million random acts of kindness by the end of the year.

Lady Gaga passed out everything from hats and socks to makeup and lotion to the disadvantaged teens before grabbing her guitar and playing a few tunes. As an additional act of kindness, the superstar hand wrote a note to each teen living in the shelter.

"I am no better than any of those kids, and I'm no worse than any of them. We are equal," said Gaga. "We both walk our two feet on the same earth. And we're in this together."

According to the Ali Forney Center, 80% of the youth there are kicked out of their homes because of their sexuality. The additional 20% left home due to neglect, abuse, rejection, or a combination of those.

Kylie Jenner's 2017 calendar is borderline pornographic.

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Youngest of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians klanand lip gloss mogul Kylie Jenner has announced she is getting to the very essence of her popularity by publishing super spicy pics of herself for a 2017 calendar.

But you can see pictures of her nearly butt-ass-naked almost every day on her Instagram and snapchat you say? Well not these pictures that were taken by celebrity photographer and known sexual predator Terry Richardson.

"So I made my very own calendar with Terry Richardson. All exclusive pics."

This is the second time the 19-year-old has worked with Richardson, the first being last year when she took some photos commemorating the date she was legally allowed to be ogled.

"I want to keep the rest of them a surprise, but this one is April. So fucking bomb, Terry!" she says showing off this picture of her being rained on by hundreds while pulling down her metal fishnets and wearing a shirt that says, "Please Insert Money."

What better way to commemorate what promises to be a very crazy 2017? The calendar will be on sale December 10th on KylieJennerShop.com.

New mom Olivia Wilde ran out of breastmilk storage bags and had to improvise.

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Olivia Wilde isn't new to being a mom, but apparently she's new to running out of breastmilk storage bags and having to improvise. On Sunday, the 32-year-old actor and mom of two (2-year-old son Otis and newborn daughter Daisy, both with actor/comedian Jason Sudeikis) posted a picture of herself pumping breastmilk into the most Brooklyn of all vessels—Mason jars.

Wilde's funny Instagram caption highlights her self-awareness; she wrote,

Ultimate cliché​ status reached. Pumping milk into mason jars. Ran out of storage bags. Rookie move. Big thanks to the plant for really perking up for this photo. Also thanks to to the Airbnb owner for the use of said mason jars. #pumped

Based on the comments, Wilde is not the only woman who's had to make up her own breastfeeding hacks.

Drunk guy steals little girl's Christmas decorations, leaves a hilariously honest letter of apology.

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Nine-year-old Australian girl Chiara Velardi was left heartbroken after thieves swiped her beloved light-up reindeer off her front lawn on Thursday night. The clumsy burglary was caught on surveillance camera, and shows a sloppy Scrooge emerging from the car to grab the lawn ornaments, breaking one of them during the getaway.

Velardi was crushed by the reindeer kidnapping, as she has looked forward to putting out those specific decorations ever year for half her young life. Although the faux deer only cost $55 American dollars, they were hugely sentimental to the little girl.

You're a drunk one, Mister Grinch.

After learning of Velardi's heartbreak via the news, the reindeer-knapper's heart grew three sizes and he decided to hand write a letter to apologize. He also enclosed $100 Australian dollars, enough to cover the cost of the stolen goods.

Damien Smith, the 7 News Sydneyreporter who covered the initial burglary, updated his Twitter to let those following the story know of the redeeming note.

To whoever's Christmas I destroyed.

I am very sorry for taking your [Reindeer]. I was unaware of my actions due to being drunk. Don't feel like you shouldn't put up any more lights because they were wonderful. I hope this letter makes you feel better. I'm so sorry once again I promise to never do this again. Please feel safe and have a nice Christmas!

According to The Huffington Post, Verladi and her father found the letter to be very genuine and forgave the robbers, but that doesn't mean that everyone else has.

Tell 'em Damien.

Even so, there is no way that drunk dude won't be on the naughty list this year.

Guy gets hilariously immature 'vengeance' on cat who keeps waking him up.

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Cat owners know that even the most adorable little fuzzball doesn't look so cute when they're waking you up with an ear-splitting meow in the middle of the night. Tired of those 3 AM wakeup calls, YouTuber Nick T decided to get some revenge on his sweet little tabby Italics, and captured the delightfully childish moment on video for the entire internet to enjoy.

Man that's dumb.

But it's also hilarious, and YouTube agrees. The video has gone viral, with almost 700,000 views in its first two days. It appears there are a lot of bitter cat owners out there craving vengeance. And now, they know how to get it.

People are freaking out about this 'chilling' high school public service video.

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This PSA was only released a couple days ago, but it has already been viewed almost 3 million times. Watch first before reading the spoiler below.

Ummmm... woah.

The storyline appears to follow Evan and an unknown student flirting with each other by scratching messages into a library desk, until the surprise ending when, once Evan and the mystery girl finally meet, a school shooter walks in and cocks a gun.

The video then shows that while we were watching Evan, warning signs that another student was planning an attack were in plain view.

People exhibiting excessive over-reactions or aggressive behavior for a seemingly minor reason are one of the signs we are told to look out for.

This video is the work of Connecticut nonprofit Sandy Hook Promise, which was set up by parents of the victims of the 2012 Newtown massacre. The group focuses on gun violence prevention with their campaign "Know The Signs."

We are also warned to keep a close eye on victims of long-term bullying.

While the comments on YouTube were disabled, those on Twitter voiced shocked responses.

While some called this "important work," others felt this was a gross oversimplification of the issue.

Those in defense of the video, however, point out the real message is that we should all be paying better attention.

R. Kelly got his crotch grabbed after asking a fan to 'grab it!' during a Christmas concert.

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'Tis the season for giving and receiving, I guess. R. Kelly got into the Christmas spirit at his Detroit holiday-themed concert on Friday night when he asked for a crotch grab from an audience member. And, wow, did she ever oblige.

It all started creepily enough, when the singer handed a towel to a woman in the front row and crooned: "baby take a towel, and wipe my face." She did. He then instructed her to wipe his forehead and cheeks and even his tongue (she did), before standing up and extending his pelvis towards her. "Now grab it!" he said. Again, she did. This woman is great at following directions!

You can watch the (mildly NSFW) video here:

The singer's shocked reaction shows that for some reason he didn't expect the woman to do what he asked, even though she had meticulously followed directions up until that point. But he was definitely okay with it, exclaiming: “I like that shit!"

What's the exact opposite of a Christmas miracle? That's what this is. RIP Christmas. My childhood is ruined.


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People revealed their weirdest snacks and only some were gross.

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We all have our fair share of strange behaviors and personality traits. Our quirks are what makes us who we are. And what is the most important of human behaviors? Snacking. (Yes, it's true. Don't bother looking it up.) So we thought, "Why not ask our readers, each beautiful and unique in their own special way, about all of the weird shit they eat that most other people would find disgusting?"

And, dear readers, you did not disappoint. Here are 12 of the weirdest snacks our readers eat (or have seen a loved one eat).

1. I think many of us would agree with Bobbi that the food combos we loved as kids are in reality pretty disgusting.

When I was a wee child, like 4-12 yrs old, haha I loved to snack on bologna and graham crackers. like, I made a sandwich outta that shit and could eat a whole package of crackers. This wasn't when they had turkey bologna. Oh no. This was the red ring shit; assholes and nodes. Yep, that was my jam. I'm a 33 year old, grown ass woman now and the thought of this snack makes me wanna gag, haha

What a great memory. Thanks for reminding me .

2. Facebook commenter Neicia takes the cake in gross childhood snacks, though.

When I was younger I used to do the grossest thing: I would sit and chew up a whole sleeve of saltine crackers. I would put them on a plate and stick them in the refrigerator. A few hours later I would go back and eat them. Super strange and I have no clue where the idea came from.

3. Some might call Caroline's friend "weird." I'd call her "resourceful."

At a bar one night with my very small friend known for her strong appetite. She expressed an urgent need for a snack. We were waiting for a bartender's attention to order more beers, he was stocking and chatting with a friend and not paying attention.

She eyes the drink garnish spread right in front of us, in one of those Jagermeister promo trays with compartments for cherries, lemons, olives, oranges and whatever else that is not liquid but makes its way into a drink. The lid was open, so she uses a sword to pick out a green olive, eats it like no big deal. Has another. Then a few oranges. A cherry.

Bartender finally comes over as she plucks another olive from the tray, looks at her like WTF? He slaps the lid shut and says "It's not a buffet, HON." She pops the olive in her mouth and says "Then can I have a beer?"

Now that I think about it, that was like PacMan in real life. What fruit can you make it to?

4. Bo's boyfriend makes a grilled cheese, minus the cheese, plus a bunch of other stuff that should never be on the same sandwich.

When it comes to weird snacks, my boyfriend takes the cake. He eats like a pregnant woman and it grosses me out. He makes a grilled cheese without cheese but with canned corn, hotdogs and mayo. Got a can of salmon in the pantry? Fuck it, he'll just throws it on there. Some tuna? Why not. Pickles? Applesauce? Beans? Sure. And not separately, noooo.... Altogheter. Basically, he throws everything canned on a slice of bread, grills it and calls it a sandwich. It smells like barf and he's proud of it. If we ever split up, it's because if that disgusting habit.

5. Is it just me or does this sound delicious? Did Sara invent my new favorite dessert?

Hi! My favorite weird snack combo for when I'm stressing about college is maple syrup, frozen cool whip and sea salted almonds. Only discovered it after craving salty-sweet combo and being a poor college student with a close to empty fridge.

6. This post may quickly turn into me just stealing our readers' snack ideas. I'm pretty sure Emily is some sort of mad genius.

Tortilla chips cannot be eaten alone, but my inevitable boredom with the mundane means repetitive dipping is totally out of the question. So, I now crush my tortilla chips into tiny crumbs and pour them into a bowl, then mix them with whatever sauce I'm feeling (sour cream, guac, queso, ranch, whatever happens to be in the 'fridge...) and eat it all with a spoon. This act of snacking has been lovingly dubbed CHIP CEREAL by my fiancé.

You're welcome. :)

7. The pregnancy cravings are real for Chablis.

I'm currently almost 5 months pregnant, and I can't stop putting salsa in my ice cream, and hot sauce in my cereal

8. ...And maybe even worse for Facebook commenter Brandee.

Dont ever doubt the cravings of a crazy pregnant lady. Just when you think it CAN NOT get any more weird,

surprise, you come up with tuna juice, pickles and hot cheeto smoothies! Guaranteed to make your loved ones barf.

9. Would you like some unblessed wine to go with those, Erin from Facebook?

I love eating communion wafers. Has to be the circle ones. I actually buy them at the local religious store just to eat. No panic, they are not blessed.

10. Kristi was only high SOME of the times she ate this.

In college I was obsessed with eating hamburger buns (or sandwich bread in a pinch) with sweet BBQ sauce and honey roasted peanuts. They had to be honey roasted. No meat, just a nut sandwich. And no, I was not high EVERY time I ate this.

11. Brendan from Facebook's dog was probably pretty mad that Brendan ate all his snacks.

Was eating a bunch of cookies while playing video games, half way through I realized they were dog biscuits. Ate the rest anyway.

12. This post was actually inspired by a Someecards staffer telling us she once ate capers from the jar, so Liz from Facebook should take comfort in knowing that she is not alone.

Capers. From the jar. With a spoon. Messaged my (then) boyfriend (a master chef contestant) who was away on business, saying: 'I think you'd better come home now'.

10 people (and 1 gorilla) who had their 15 minutes of fame in 2016.

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As Andy Warhol's prophecy goes, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." Well, 2016 certainly was the future, and we saw many people and animals achieve their 15 minutes. Raise a glass—and pour one out—for the people who saw their fame come and go this year.

1. The "Damn Daniel" Kids

Joshua Holz contemplating his friend Daniel Lara's outfits in an Eric Cartman-y voice became a massive meme for teens. These dudes quickly went from the schoolyard to Ellen to teenage girls' hearts to oblivion. It's the circle of life.

2. Chewbacca Mom

2016 was so bleak that a woman became an international hero simply by smiling and laughing. Chewbacca Mom (real name: Candace Payne) brought so much awareness to the previously forgotten Star Wars franchise that she got to visit headquarters, as well as bike with everyone's favorite walking carpet around the Facebook battle station.

3. Ken Bone

Ah, yes. Ken Bone. An undecided voter who was cute and meme-able until the stakes became so damn high. The winner of the second presidential debate charmed voters on both sides of the aisle. While we never got to hear his political opinions, the people did get to read his opinion on Jennifer Lawrence's butthole.

4. Harambe

In 2016, it was possible to check any page on the internet without encountering a Harambe meme. The furry gorilla was just too pure for this world and was martyred on May 28th, 2016 after a three-year-old boy jumped into his enclosure at a Cincinnati zoo. Unlike Harambe himself, the meme did not die and tributes popped up everywhere with the tongue very, very much in the cheek.

5. The "Dicks Out For Harambe" Guys

It takes two to make "Dicks out for Harambe" to come to life: One guy to come up with the phrase and one guy to meme it. Brandon Zaboklicki, a 22-year-old student at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee was first to think of dropping trou for the gorilla and 24-year-old comedian Brandon Wardell spread the word. The meme was later co-opted by racists, when "alt-right provocateur" Milo Yiannopoulos spread it amongst his army of trolls. The original guys told Cosmopolitan they hope the flashing phrase doesn't follow them forever.

6. Bikini Cop

While it sounds like a new NBC show pitched by Jack Donaghy, Bikini Cop is a real person. Mikaela Kellner is a Swedish policewoman who was off-duty sunbathing when a homeless man tried to steal her friend's phone. A day off didn't stop Kellner for catching a perp, so she ran after him and made an arrest, while wearing a bikini. Who should play her in a movie?

7. Russian Leo

He looks like Leonardo DiCaprio, but he isn't Leonardo DiCaprio. He is Roman Burtzev, a 33-year-old emergency dispatcher outside of Moscow. While DiCaprio fulfilled his destiny and finally won an Oscar in 2016, Burtsev also had a momentous year by bursting onto the scene as an uncanny doppelgänger.

8. Hot Pakistani Tea Guy

There is beauty all around us if you open your eyes and look into the eyes into the tea seller in front you. Arshad Khan, an 18-year-old chaiwala (tea vendor) in Pakistan went viral after being Instagrammed by photographer Jiah Ali. Living the millennial dream, Khan joins the ranks of Hot Felon in parlaying viral success into a modeling contract.

9. The Snapchatting, Body-Shaming Playboy Model

Dani Mathers, 2015's Playmate of the Year, is 2016's Playmate to Fear. Mathers is facing jail time for snapping a pic of a naked stranger at an LA Fitness. Not everybody wants to be photographed naked, especially without their consent, and TMZ reports that the 70-year-old woman in the picture is proceeding with prosecution. Mathers was charged with invasion of privacy, which is a misdemeanor that could carry up to six months in jail. Good luck in 2017.

10. Kenny's Mom

Celebrities such as the Fonz were moved by Kenny Okwara's mom's impassioned plea to voters: vote. Hats off to Kenny's mom for giving over 90,000 people a kick in the butt.

11. The Zombie Prank Family

The Zombie Prank Family (formerly known as the Phillips family) lived the dream by going straight from wisdom teeth surgery to Ellen. Millicent Phillips' brothers put together an intricate plot with a fake CDC broadcast warning against symptoms of fever, aggression, death, and cannibalism. Even mom is in on the joke, because the family that pranks together...ranks together.

Is there anyone who had their 15 minutes of fame in 2016 who we missed? Let us know in the comments!

Fiona Apple’s Christmas song roasts Trump’s nuts on an open fire.

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Fiona Apple has re-emerged from the magical forest where she most likely dwells and dropped a humdinger of a holiday song targeting the president-elect. The acoustic re-make of the classic "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" is hilariously called "Trump's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire" (you can listen here). And it's chock full of burns like "you'll cry creepy uncle/every time he arrives" and "everybody knows some money and entitlement/can help to make the season white."

BURRRRRRN!

This may not be your Trump-loving dad's favorite Christmas song. But it is surely mine! It takes aim at everything from Trump's history of alleged sexual assault to his ties to white supremacy (there's a lot to work with). Here are the full lyrics:

Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire
as he keeps nipping at his foes.
you’ll cry creepy uncle
every time he arrives
for he keeps clawing at your clothes
everybody knows some money and entitlement
can help to make the season white
mothers of color with their kids out of sight
will find it hard to sleep at night.

They know that truuump is on his way.
he’s got black boys in hoodies locked up on his sleigh
and every working man is going to cry
when they learn that Letch don’t care how you live or if you die

Sooo I’m offering this simple phrase
to kids from 1 to 92
although it’s been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Donald Trump, fuck you

This just may be the miracle we all needed to save Christmas this year. God bless us, everyone! Ok, maybe not everyone.

This note left for FedEx contains a brilliant hack to never miss a delivery again.

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Finally, a life hack to ensure you get your packages delivered even if you don't have a butler.

Screaming is always a great option.

That package is the shizzle and I want it today! Can I interest you in two options:

1. If there is a white car here, I am home. Ring, knock, scream, or just leave the package.

2. If I am not home, I have already created a door lock code for you to punch in. Please punch it in. The door will unlock and the you can set the package inside. After closing the door, press the (Schlage) wording on the same keypad you used to unlock. The code is the last 4 digits of the tracking number: 1###

This note, written by reddit's Toomanybeerz, teaches us two very important lessons:

1: Creating a code with a tracking number is a brilliant way to only allow a person with a package into your home

2: People still say "shizzle."

Clearly, this particular hack only works if you have a private residence controlled by a code-locked door, but it definitely can be altered for your individual situation. For example, if you live in an apartment, you could leave a lock box with keys.

Or, you could try commenter missionbeach's "low-tech" approach:

I go low-tech. I have a wooden box chained to my fence. Delivery man places parcel in box, then locks lid with the lock that I leave in the box. It's not perfect, if somebody really wanted to, they could bring boltcutters. But it stops the grab and dash.

Pretty great. Now all you have to do is completely trust your delivery person, and you're all set.

This heroic couple rewrote 'Baby, it's cold outside' to make it way less rape-y.

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"Baby, It's Cold Outside" is a popular Christmas carol with lyrics that make you want to call the police. The 1940s holiday classic is all about a woman trying to leave a party, while a guy tries to convince her to stay. The song starts out creepy and gets even creepier with lines like the woman asking: “Say, what’s in this drink?” to which the man replies: “No cabs to be had out there.”

If screaming "RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" to a fictional character in a song doesn't sound like your idea of holiday fun, luckily singer-songwriter couple Lydia Liza and Josiah Lemanski have rewritten "Baby, It's Cold Outside" to make it way less rape-y.

Here's their sweet, pro-consent version, which is just called "It's Cold Outside":

In their rendition, the line “I ought to say no, no, no,” is countered by an understanding "You reserve the right to say no.” And the answer to “what is this drink?” is “Pomegranate La Croix."

This is a holiday anthem I can get behind! And remember, next time someone tries to convince you to stay at a party against your will, call an Uber. In 2016, there are always cabs to be had out there.

Jenna Jameson and ex-KKK Grand Wizard David Duke are feuding on Twitter.

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I guess these two won't be getting BFF necklaces anytime soon. Jenna Jameson, who is Jewish now ​ICYMI, has been fighting on Twitter with David Duke, the former "Grand Wizard" of the KKK. In other words, just another typical day on the internet in 2016.

The former porn star and current Trump supporter (yep) tweeted Sunday that she has a "massive crush" on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, or "BeBe" as she affectionately calls him:

She also called him a “badass” and added that his wife Sarah is a “very lucky woman.”

Jameson, who converted to Judaism last year after getting engaged to Israeli diamond dealer Lior Bitton, continued to tweet about her love for Israeli men:

Then David Duke, former KKK "Grand Wizard" and all-around terrifying person who Donald Trump refused to outwardly condemn, decided to weigh in:

Jameson was pissed. She shot back:

Duke did not utter her name again, but he did keep tweeting about Jewish people in porn:

In the battle of Jenna Jameson vs. David Duke, some people had no trouble choosing sides:

And this person had a unique take on the whole thing:

The two do not seem to have resolved their beef, but have since moved on to fighting with other people on Twitter. And thus concludes today's episode of: WTF is happening OMG are you serious??? Brought to you by 2016.


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Samantha Bee introduces you to the man who writes some of the fake news that is ruining America.

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Real news showFull Frontal with Samantha Bee​ explored the how the "fake news" sausage gets made on their latest episode Monday night. Although many are realizing a bit retroactively that fake news definitely threw a wrench into the 2016 election, it is never too late to realize that the things you share on your Facebook actually are void of validity. Hooray!

Full Frontal correspondent Michael Rubens went directly to the source and interviewed a fake news purveyor who wrote multiple fake stories defaming Hillary Clinton. Who did he vote for, by the way? Hillary Clinton. Yep, perhaps your unhinged, Breitbart-loving Uncle was right all along— liberals are the worst.

So what is "fake news"? This is a catch-all term for everything from propaganda to conspiracies theories that are spread, mostly through social media, to perpetuate lies. These fabrications feed into a specific ideology targeted at a demographic, and ultimately further a fictitious narrative by telling the reader exactly what they want to hear.

For example, here is a tweet about a fake news story sent out by Trump's National Security Advisor's son that prompted a man with a gun to show up at a pizza shop in North Carolina.

And liberals are definitely not off the hook, either, so you can stop your impassioned Facebook rant about how stupid conservatives are right now. From "Occupy Democrats" to "Bipartisan Report," fake news panders to the gullible folks on the left just as easily.

So why does one make fake news? The answer, of course, is money. Here is an excerpt from an article run in The Washington Post entitled, "This is how Facebook’s fake-news writers make money."

How much money can you bring in by making stuff up and putting it on the Internet? “I make like $10,000 a month from AdSense,” Paul Horner, a prolific, Facebook-focused fake-news writer told us this week. And among a growing group of Macedonian teenagers who see fake-news sites as a way to make easy money from American gullibility, the most successful can make about $5,000 a month, BuzzFeed reported.

Yep, the bulk of your fake news is being created by a bunch of Macedonian teens who are looking to make a quick buck. And they weren't the only international group who was responsible for the spread of completely baseless "reporting." According to TheWashington Post, Russia also did their part to ensure fake news stories go viral.

Russia’s increasingly sophisticated propaganda machinery — including thousands of botnets, teams of paid human “trolls,” and networks of websites and social-media accounts — echoed and amplified right-wing sites across the Internet as they portrayed Clinton as a criminal hiding potentially fatal health problems and preparing to hand control of the nation to a shadowy cabal of global financiers. The effort also sought to heighten the appearance of international tensions and promote fear of looming hostilities with nuclear-armed Russia.

Although the President-Elect is trying very hard to denounce the validity of the press and fact-based reporting (which is something that most dictators also like to do when they rise to power, by the way), remain vigilant in your effort to consume a well-balanced media diet that, you know, is actually real.

A real thing this fake news lover has said on camera. Don't be like him.

Donald Trump is 'much worse' than we think, CNN's Van Jones warns Trevor Noah.

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CNN political commentator Van Jones went viral after the election when he asked, earnestly, how he was supposed to explain Trump's win to his children. He was also one of the few people who foresaw the possibility of a Trump win. On Monday night, he was a guest onThe Daily Show, where he and host Noah Trevor discussed Trump and his voters, and Jones' upcoming special, "The Messy Truth."

Jones explained that there was a core group of voters who were "delighted by some of those inflammatory things Trump said" (whom he called "bigots"), but another group who found those comments "distasteful, but not disqualifying." Those, he claims, are the people who actually managed to get Trump elected. But all is not lost, according to Jones. He reassures the audience, "Trump is much worse than anybody in this country's willing to accept, but a lot of his voters are much better."

Seth Meyers calls Donald Trump 'the sh*tty kid at high school.'

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Seth Meyers says Donald Trump's "the shitty kid at a high school." In a blistering monologue that's actually much funnier than it's about to sound, Meyers attacked Trump's attack on the facts—even looking under a Snapple cap to find it, gasp, blank.

Meyers' argument deals mostly with Trump's outrageously truth-averse claims of vote fraud over Twitter.

While Trump undermines basic reality and his supporters parrot his claims, Meyers points to the aides, spokesmen, and representatives who defend him like "entitled parents" called into the principal's office.

"If you don't want him to pull the fire alarm, maybe you shouldn't put it in the middle of the hallway, you know he likes to grab stuff!"

25 of the funniest women on Twitter this week: Gift-giving, Instagram thirst, colds & more!

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