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Liam Hemsworth could not look more out of place in this Cyrus family Christmas photo.

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Miley Cyrus' family celebrated Christmas early this Tuesday, and they were joined by a very "not quite part of the family yet" -looking Liam Hemsworth.

Cyrus fam Christmas in full swing 🎄

A photo posted by Brandi Cyrus (@brandicyrus) on

Cyrus fam Christmas in full swing 🎄

The Christmas photo, posted by Miley's sister, Brandi, shows all in attendance, including patriarch Billy Ray, Tish, and Miley’s siblings Brandi, Braison, Noah, and Trace.

And then there was Liam.

Liam "How Did I Get Here" Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth could not look less comfortable standing somewhat near the rest of the family.

His arms are even folded across his body like someone was trying to touch him inappropriately.

Its so safe over here on the right.

Not pointing any fingers, but he is standing next to this guy.

This is what happens when you ask your stylist to give you the Dudley Moore.

Billy Ray, what happened? You go all protective pop and point a shotgun at Liam right before this Christmas photo? Cut him a break, he's just enjoying Miley Cyrus as much as the rest of her fans.


Relatable celebrity Margot Robbie served pizza and cereal at her wedding.

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As you may have heard, secret wedding-haver Margot Robbie got married to British director Tom Ackerley this weekend, leaving everyone to wonder about all the details of the private affair save the ring, which she posted on Instagram.

A photo posted by @margotrobbie on

Paparazzi managed to get some shots of her wedding dress, but according to The Northern Star, guests were asked to turn in their phones and cameras before the ceremony, to ensure privacy. The publication also spoke to some of Robbie and Ackerley's guests, who said the couple served pizza and BBQ at their wedding. And for dessert, there was cereal. Yes. Really.

Apparently, Coco Pops cereal is Margot Robbie's favorite food, so there were boxes of it on tables near the dance floor, along with bowls and milk, of course (her wedding may have been super casual, but she wasn't born in a barn. AS FAR AS WE KNOW). No word on spoons, but I'm guessing probably yes.

It's always nice to hear about a rich and famous person keeping stuff real. This low-key affair definitely makes the gorgeous 26-year-old actor more relatable…well, slightly more relatable. She's still Margot Robbie, and we're not. But hey, everyone loves pizza and cereal, right?

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'Tis the season to deck the hair out into a Christmas tree.

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Why stop at an ugly sweater or Christmas booties? Get Christmassy from head to toe with Christmas tree hair.

Wander through the forest of this highkey trend (It's hair meant to look like a Christmas tree, not a Christmas tree meant to look like hair).

When you run out of trees to decorate #christmastreehair #same

A photo posted by Laura Douglass (@douglass.laura) on

#glitterbeard and #christmastreehair are my hubs festive attire today

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#christmastreehair, #crazyhairday #hair #crazyhair #tree

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My voice gets a bit high when I'm excited. Behold my handiwork! 🎄#christmastreehair #christmastree

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#christmastreehair #greenhair #starontop

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#christmastreehair #merrychristmas #dixiedoeshair #cloud9salon #flowermoundhairstylist

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No need to go green to get the point across.

Light it up.

😂🎄🎤🎶 hahaha #christmastreehair #repost

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Decking the head with ornaments also does the trick.

Double down on the cheer with an accompanying outfit.

My second job as a hairstylist 😂💁🏻 #tbt #christmastreehair #roomielove

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The power of hairspray is the real Christmas miracle.

Reddit user asking her date to unlace her corset ends in bloodshed. (Don't worry, he's okay.)

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The early stages of relationships are so fun, and often adorably awkward. One Reddit user proved that was true when she posted a story in the TIFU (Today I F***ed Up) sub-Reddit about the bloodshed (yes, it was human blood) that occurred when she asked her date to unlace her corset. (Spoiler: Everyone is okay and this story is the epitome of adorable awkwardness.)

Here's what she wrote on Reddit:

Our story begins with a movie date and a lot of alcohol (as most good awkward romantic encounters do.)

This happened 5 minutes ago.

(Update: I thought I had fucked up because my anxiety was super high when I typed this)

So, as the title says, I am a corset/waist trainer. I had a few broken ribs from a motorcycle accident when I was 16, and needed something to stabilize my ribs/back while I am at work. I've been wearing corsets for 3-4 years now and I usually wear a tank top underneath my corset because it's more comfortable that way.

I get invited over by the guy I've been talking to for a few weeks. He's an absolutely sweet, adorable bundle of awkward anxiety. I bring pizza and beer over, and we start drinking and watching movies. His roommates come home with a bottle of whiskey, and we end up taking shots with them.

What happens next will have you simultaneously saying "Oh dear God, that poor boy," and, "Awwww!"

Naturally, I'm a little too tipsy to drive home, so he offers to let me stay the night there. I find a (clean) pair of scrub bottoms in my car, and take off my Darth Vader Christmas sweater that I was wearing over my corset. He's watching me with a look of awe because he has never seen my corset actually laced on my body.

I look down and then look at him and ask 'do you want to unlace my corset?'

He said, 'yes', so fast that it startled me, which startled him, which caused him to trip over his desk chair and hit his face on his desk. He got up and unlaced my corset before noticing there was blood trickling down his cheek. He ended up getting a (shallow) cut on his cheek and got a black eye.

TLDR: I have interesting wardrobe choices. Ask the guy I'm seeing if he wants to take it off. He scared me, I scared him, and he trips and gets a black eye.

Don't worry, she provided Reddit with two updates, both on her date's black eye and how the rest of their night went.

(Update: he is alright. The swelling is getting worse, but, hey! He's taking it like a champ. Made a makeshift ice pack and he's happily watching another movie. I'm glad he doesn't hate me)

(Update #2: I turned my phone off and finished watching the movie with him. I didn't expect this to blow up. We did not have sex, because we both decided it's too early (this was our third date). He's doing much better, he's still adorable, and right now he is making breakfast while I get ready for work.)

I cannot stress enough how much I love this story and sincerely hope this girl sends updates to the internet on how their relationship is progressing. This experience is too adorably awkward for these two to not stay together forever and ever. I hope they tell this story at their wedding.

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This “drone-boarding” Santa Claus is sick as hell, bros.

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Snowboarder Casey Neistat is a braver bro than most of us. He and his buddies couldn't find a drone powerful enough to lift a human (even online!?), so they built their own. Neistat then attached his snowboard to the drone by a tow rope and used it to launch himself through the air, all while dressed in full Santa Claus garb.

And behold: the invention of "drone-boarding."

This is the stuff you dreamed about as a kid, if you were the kind of kid who loved playing outside and always got picked first in gym class. I was not. But luckily for us indoor kids, it was all captured in some amazing video footage which we can watch from the warmth and safety of our beds:

I never say this, but this video was sick as hell, bro.

The video was shot in Finland, where I imagine the real Santa Claus lives. And in this behind-the-scenes video, the team explains how they built the drone, nicknamed "Janet," which took them over a year to build:

Remember back when drones were just for delivering packages or catching your wife cheating? Not anymore.

Christmas future is here. And it looks like this:

Couple accidentally receive hundreds of letters meant for Santa and respond to every single one.

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Every November for the past six years, Jim Glaub and his husband Dylan Parker receive hundreds of letters addressed to Santa Claus, delivered to their 22nd street apartment in Manhattan. They have no idea how their address got mistaken for Santa's, they told Us Weekly, but they've made it their mission to ensure that every single letter gets answered.

Most of the letters are from low-income children, said the couple. So, heartbreakingly, many of the kids' Christmas requests are basic necessities like clothes and food. “We got one from a kid who asked for a bed because he was sleeping on the couch and springs were hurting his back,” Glaub told Us. “I started crying.”

US TOO, Jim. Us too.

Because two people couldn't possibly answer that many letters, they've enlisted the help of strangers via a Facebook group called Miracle on 22nd Street, which allows volunteers to "adopt" letters, which they can respond to, along with sending gifts if they want.

I know I said this is the last post, but there are just too many letters left (another 100 came in!) Let me know if you or someone you know wants to take a letter! THANK YOU!

Posted by Jim Glaub on Saturday, December 17, 2016

The Facebook group now has 4,000 members, with people offering to help out from all over the world. Here's one of the letters shared by a volunteer:

I just opened a new batch of letters and wanted to share this one with you all. It's just a little reminder why we're doing this. Merry Christmas everyone.

Posted by Selena Lounds on Friday, December 16, 2016

As far as why these letters ended up at their apartment, Gaub said "it's a mystery." A Christmas miracle, perhaps??

One month in London!

Posted by Jim Glaub on Monday, November 21, 2016

The couple has since moved to London, but they've kept their NYC address and seem to have no intention of retiring from their work as stand-in Santas. “It requires that we put ourselves second momentarily to help someone unknown to us and without the usual gratification of seeing the outcome or receiving thanks,” said Parker. “The act of giving has to be enough.”


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Mindy Kaling just got the most hilarious Christmas gift ever.

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Actress and writer Mindy Kaling just got what she calls the "funniest gift" she has ever received, and she knows funny— she wrote on The Office.

The Mindy Project creator received six dessert plates, each one featuring a candid photo of her stuffing her face with food. The hilarious and slightly embarrassing present was given to Mindy by friend and coworker Sonia Kharkar. You have to admit— that's a pretty darn thoughtful Christmas gift.

For years @soniakharkar has been taking photos of me when I'm eating and I would always ask her why the hell she was doing that. Yesterday she gave me these six dessert plates printed with photos of me shoving food in my face. It's the funniest gift I've ever gotten. Thank you @soniakharkar. ❤️🎄👸🏽

Now she can indulge off plates featuring pictures of her indulging, because who wouldn't want to eat dessert off their own face?

Will Smith does his best impression of you meeting him at a urinal. You're a bit weird.

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Will Smith joined Helen Mirren, Martin Freeman, and Naomi Harris on The Graham Norton Showto talk fans, crazy fans, fans in remote villages of Mozambique, and crazy fans looking at your penis while you're trying to pee.

The BBC One show is known for its relaxed, free-flowing group interviews, and they're fun because you get to see Dame Helen Mirren bring up a weird topic like fan interactions in the bathroom and then riff on it with Big Willie Style.

Skip to 2:50 for Smith's fun impression of a dopey fan simultaneously recognizing and urinating.

Mirren, for her part, hates being seen in a slow moving line for the ladies' room. Because when she finally gets in the stall, she feels like everyone's listening. Weird stuff, Helen. Weird stuff.

Seth Meyers slams Donald Trump's claims that climate change isn't real.

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On Wednesday, Late Night host Seth Meyers focused his "A Closer Look" segment on President-elect Donald Trump's climate change denial, calling it one of the most "dire consequences of a Donald Trump presidency." Trump erroneously believes that climate change was "created by and for the Chinese," leading Meyers to quip that Trump was "created by and for the Russians."

To make matters worse, Trump has named Rick Perry as the head of the Department of Energy, an agency that the Texas governor had previously said he would eliminate if he were president (after forgetting that it existed). Trump also picked "loyal ally of oil and gas companies" Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt as the head of the Environmental Protection Agency.

Guys, things are not looking good for us.

Mom gets hilariously offended after her 'stupid idiot' daughter crops her out of a photo.

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This is Abeera Tariq.

According to BuzzFeed, Tariq and her family recently attended her cousin's wedding. While looking at the photos, Abeera noticed that she didn't get a picture with her brothers. The 18-year-old's solution to this was to simply crop her mother Noreen out of a picture of the family.

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Harmless enough, right? Wrong. Noreen was not only unhappy about being cropped out, she was downright offended. She texted her daughter about it, and their conversation was subsequently uploaded onto Twitter with the caption "I cropped my mom out of ONE of the HUNDREDS pictures we took because I didn't get a picture alone with my brothers, she's so hurt :'( :'(."

The final two texts were written in Urdu and loosely translate to "Ungrateful kids…I gave birth to you with such difficulty and you repay me by cropping me out." Yep, sounds like a mom to me.

But don't worry, the cropping fiasco didn't cause a permanent rift. Tariq told BuzzFeed that her mother ended up calling her about the photo and they were able to laugh about it. "My mom and I are really close, I consider her a best friend," says Tariq. Looks like these two have already "cropped" this little spat out of memory.

Celine Dion and other immigrants turn down Trump’s inauguration because some jobs are too dirty.

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For a President-elect who claims to be doing wonders for American jobs, Donald Trump is struggling to find singers over the age of 16 willing to perform at his inauguration.

With Americans unwilling to do the dirty work, Trump is trying to outsource the job of inauguration performer to foreign nationals, but to no avail.

The Wrap reports that Canadian queen Celine Dion has turned down an offer to perform at what is supposed to be a celebration, and her heart will go on. Us Weekly adds that Italy's Andrea Bocelli met with Trump and agreed to perform, but bowed out after his fans were like, "Really?"

Last month, after a very nonsensical rumor that England's Elton John would perform for the festivities that also celebrate professional homophobe Mike Pence, his spokesperson released a statement.

“Incorrect. He will NOT be performing,” the publicist wrote, using CAPS LOCK to emphasize the "HELL NO!"

Apprentice producer Mark Burnett is overseeing the entertainment aspects of the inauguration festivities, and brought on talent recruiter Suzanne Bender as a Hail Mary to try and get stars on board.

But Hollywood is effectively freezing Trump out, not wanting to be associated with his racism, sexism, and general sleeziness.

The only confirmed performer so far is 16-year-old Jackie Evancho, who much like the President-elect, comes from the world of reality TV having competed on America's Got Talent.

If you're looking for entertainment at the Trump inaugeration January 20th, you can always rewatch Beyoncé, Stevie Wonder, Alicia Keys, and everyone else you like at President Obama's two inaugurations.

Elephant gets revenge on friend by farting on her head.

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In Thailand's Elephant Nature Park, a turf war between two female Asian elephants turned stinky when one of them decided to Dutch oven the other. Faa Mai and Kabu like to play Queen of the Hill on this mound of dirt, but after Kabu booted Faa Mai from the pile one too many times, she got mad. Using the mound's elevation advantage, she planted her massive elephant butt on Kabu's head and released a five-ton fart. The sound was indescribable.

An elephant never forgets, or forgives.


Delta defends crew against 'known prankster' who says he was kicked off plane for speaking Arabic.

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Delta Airlines released their second statement on the booting of Adam Saleh and his friend, Slim Albaher, off a flight from London to NYC after an incident prior to takeoff.

Upon landing the crew was debriefed and multiple passenger statements collected. Based on the information collected to date, it appears the customers who were removed sought to disrupt the cabin with provocative behavior, including shouting. This type of conduct is not welcome on any Delta flight. While one, according to media reports, is a known prankster who was video recorded and encouraged by his traveling companion, what is paramount to Delta is the safety and comfort of our passengers and employees. It is clear these individuals sought to violate that priority.

Saleh, a YouTube star with a large social media following, had sparked a #BoycottDelta movement after tweeting a video of the episode, claiming Delta Airlines removed him after passengers became incensed that he spoke Arabic on the phone to his mother and later to his friend on the plane.

Delta's updated statement seems to dismiss the "allegations of discrimination" they insisted they would take seriously in their first statement, when they promised to "gather all of the facts before jumping to any conclusion."

Their conclusion, it seems, is that Saleh made a scene on purpose, and that the crew acted appropriately when removing him from the airplane.

As we pointed out when the story broke, Adam Saleh is indeed a YouTube prankster. He recently faked a video of him traveling via suitcase on a flight from Melbourne to Sydney, and in the wake of the Delta outrage, people have pointed to a YouTube video"experiment" featuring him "counting down in Arabic on a plane."

Here's Saleh's statement, addressing his situation as "the boy who cried wolf."

But according theNew York Times, other passengers on the plane corroborate Saleh's version of events. A woman "heard someone speaking in Arabic and assumed the worst," said one.

Saleh's account is by no means unimaginable, or even far fetched. As the New York Times reports, here are three similar, less publicized incidents on airplanes in the last year:

In April, a college student was removed from a Southwest Airlines flight in California when he was heard speaking Arabic, a week after a Muslim woman was asked to leave another Southwest flight when she sought to switch seats. In May, an Italian professor was removed from an American Airlines flight because another passenger was alarmed by his handwritten notes, which were in fact math equations.

Yes, a man's ignorant seat mate was so fearful, she panicked over his math scribblings. That story's definitely worth reading before you come to any conclusions about what's plausible in the current climate of Islamophobia.

A model walked around London with painted-on jeans to see if anyone would notice. They did.

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The Daily Mail sent out a model in painted-on jeans out on the streets of London to see if any passersby would notice. Why would The Daily Mail do this? No one really knows.

The painting process reportedly took over two hours to complete, and from the look of everyone's heavy winter coats that girl was probably FREEZING by the end of this little social experiment. Catching a cold was probably totally worth the prospect of viral internet stardom, though.

So did people notice? Yep. And, unsurprisingly, most of the people who stole a second glance were dudes. When the camera man asked the model if she noticed people looking at her, she said "A few people. I guess more at my ass than me." Good news, though! You don't need to wear painted-on jeans to get your ass stared out by strange men on the street. Literally that will happen no matter what you are (or aren't) wearing.

Now someone go get that girl a proper pair of pants and a warm drink stat.

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Let Kylie Jenner ASMR give you a braingasm.

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While, yes, the super-sexy Kylie Jenner likely gives people orgasm-orgasms, don’t underestimate the power she can have on the brain.

ASMR—Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response—is that warm fuzzy feeling you could get from sounds like sweet, soft whispering or the sizzles from a frying pan.

The internet is all about these tingles, with a subreddit dedicated to hitting the triggers and scientists investigating the cultural phenomenon.

YouTuber axxes discovered that Kylizzle's Snapchat is full of the "soft spoken, 's' sounds, vocal fry" that soothes the brain into a braingasm, covering it in brain-splooge.

There's a full trilogy of Kylie ASMR videos that show she's been speaking softly since the pre-lip injection days.

It was inevitable that two of the internet's favorite things would converge into one sensational trilogy.

Ssssssssh........enjoy.

Turns out 'SNL' really does not pay Alec Baldwin that much to play Donald Trump.

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Alec Baldwin won't get as rich as Donald Trump by playing him on Saturday Night Live.

According to The New York Times, Baldwin only gets paid $1,400 per SNL appearance, which is peanuts compared to the estimated $500,000 each cast member makes per season of the legendary sketch comedy show (not that Baldwin needs the cash).

Alec Baldwin also toldthe Times exactly how long to it takes for him to transform into Donald Trump and that is another shockingly low number: seven minutes. Of course, playing the role of reality-star-turned-President-of-the-United-States goes beyond being dusted with orange makeup and wearing a wig that looks like it was fashioned out of Easter basket grass.

"I see a guy who seems to pause and dig for the more precise and better language he wants to use, and never finds it," Baldwin told the Times. "It’s the same dish — it’s a grilled-cheese sandwich rhetorically over and over again."

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