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Gwyneth Paltrow is better at divorce than you, according to Gwyneth Paltrow.

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And the Academy Award for Being Best at Divorce goes to Gwyneth Paltrow, according to and presented by Gwyneth Paltrow. What an honor! In an interview for InStyle, the actress and GOOP founder said she and ex-husband Chris Martin, who announced their "conscious uncoupling" two years ago, are very good at divorce. Actually, they're the best at it.

“He’s at my house every single day. We have our own lives, but we still have our family life,” said the 44-year-old actress. “To this day, Chris would take a bullet for me, even though I’m not his wife."

Chris Martin was apparently not available for comment, so we'll just take her word for it.

Paltrow also said she and her ex, who sings in a band called Coldplay, are paving the way for other couples to consciously uncouple in style. "I honestly think Chris and I have contributed something positive to the culture of divorce," she said.

Hey, everyone's gotta be good at something! And divorce, though common, is not an easy thing to be good at. A lot of people come out of it more like this:

What's the secret to such a smooth, amicable divorce, Gwyneth? Is it a $15,000 gold dildo? Is it vagina steaming? It's vagina steaming. I know it is.


Mom, I feel much closer to you now that we can drink together.

Hear the story of how Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds overcame their relationship issues before they died.

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In a heartbreaking turn of events, Debbie Reynolds, 84, passed away one day after her daughter, Carrie Fisher, 60, died. These types of deaths, where the "other half" of a duo dies very near after their loved one does, has become a cultural symbol of dying of a broken heart. Clearly Fisher and Reynolds, who were both iconic actors and women with fiery spirits, were very close at the end of their lives. But it wasn't always that way.

According to Today, Fisher struggled with being the daughter of two well-known performers, Reynolds and Eddie Fisher, and growing up in the Hollywood celebrity world. "There's a whole lot of freight that goes with being movie stars' kids – on the cover of Life when you're two minutes old," Fisher told Rolling Stone in 1983. By the time she was 13, Fisher was already experimenting with drugs, and went to rehab for heroin and cocaine addiction for the first time at 28. During that time period, Fisher was also diagnosed with bipolar disorder, all of which led to a period of years where Fisher and Reynolds didn't speak at all.

But in the wake of their twin deaths, fans have dug back into the archives of their lives and found the beautiful moments in their lives where the two women reunited. Their interview on Oprah in 2011, in which they discuss the full complexity of their relationship is one such touching example of the hard work the two put into healing their relationship. "My lowest point in Carrie and my relationship was probably when we discovered that she was ill, or that she had this mental health problem, and that it was going to be with her forever," Reynolds tells Winfrey in the interview.

Despite their tough times, the two respect each other a lot. "She’s an immensely powerful woman, and I just admire my mother very much," Fisher said in an interview earlier this year. They even perform a duet when on Oprah (if you weren't already crying):

The relationship between Reynolds and Fisher is a reminder that the world of fame is difficult to navigate and often corrodes relationships beyond compare, but that if you love someone enough, you can bridge the gaps. Here's to these two fabulous, smart and daring women who left their mark on the world of film and in our hearts.

Don't worry, Queen Elizabeth isn't dead, even though that seems like a very 2016 thing to happen.

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While killing off the Queen seems like a very, very horribly 2016 to do, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is still alive.

People, such as myself (I SCREAMED y'all. I frickin hate Prince Charles), fell for the fake news lie from a very convincing Twitter account with a similar profile picture and handle.

A fake BBC account caused panic in England and on the internet when they insisted on tweeting that Queen Elizabeth is dead. She isn't.

Notice anything fishy?

FAKE FAKE FAKE

Now "Queen Elizabeth" is trending on Twitter with over 3,000 people mostly just

The fake Beeb's account has already been taken down.

Turns out that sometimes there are consequences for lying.

She is immortal. She will live forever.

Yaaaaas, literal Queen.

If she could survive Prince Phillip (The Crown, anyone?), she could survive Father Time.

Long may she reign.

Billie Lourd's impression of her grandma Debbie Reynolds can make anyone smile.

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Two weeks before her mother and grandmother unexpectedly passed away within a day of each other, Billie Lourd showed off her impression of Debbie Reynolds on Late Night with Seth Meyers. Watching the clip now is bittersweet, but hearing Lourd talk about the amazing, talented women with whom she shares her genes will tug at your heartstrings.

"First of all, she gets really upset when I get called 'Carrie Fisher's daughter,'" joked the 24-year-oldScream Queens star. "She wants people to call me 'Debbie Reynolds' granddaughter.'" The segment aired on December 12th, two weeks and a day before her mother passed away. Her grandmother would die the following day, her last words being, "I want to be with Carrie," according to TMZ.

Billie Lourd's Scream Queens costars have been reaching out to the actress during this unbelievably heartbreaking time to show their support and solidarity.

It was announced yesterday that Billie will adopt Carrie Fisher's beloved support dog, Gary Fisher.

Dr. Pimple Popper's patient named this lipoma 'Voldemort' and it fits perfectly.

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It's unusual to find a patient who gets as nerdily excited about dermatology as Dr. Pimple Popper herself. But when they do, it's a treasure to behold. Take this patient for example, who lived with a large fatty lipoma on the back of her neck for three years, and even had a name for it: Voldemort.

What do you think? Is there a resemblance?

Couple is dragged off airplane by cops for starting a brawl with stewardesses. God bless America.

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A Delta flight had to divert mid-air yesterday so the worst couple ever could be forcibly removed by cops for starting a "brawl" with the flight crew. And after watching the video, you'll see why the flight crew was so eager to tell these two byeeeee!

Adam Fleisig, whose LinkedIn profile says he's a VP at Citibank, and Anna Christine Koosmann were on a flight headed from Minneapolis to Los Angeles last night when the plane had to turn around 20 minutes after takeoff, because the couple“refused to follow crew instructions, became aggressive and created a disruption," the Daily News reports.

In a video filmed by a fellow passenger, the couple are seen getting handcuffed and dragged off the plane by cops. Spoiler: they do not take it well.

“Why? For what? For what?” yells Koosmann, 36, in the video, while Fleisig, 35, is more obedient. After they are escorted out of the cabin, the other passengers applaud.

The disruption apparently started after Koosmann got up to use the bathroom shortly after the plane took off, said a fellow passenger. Anyone who has ever been on an airplane knows you can't move around the cabin during and soon after takeoff. But Anna Christine Koosmann apparently plays by no rules.​

Both passengers were arrested at the airport on charges of disorderly conduct. Airport spokesman Patrick Hogan told the Daily News that Fleisig was released at the airport, but Koosmann was taken to the county detention center because she was being "uncooperative."

I'm sure there's another side to this story but frankly I don't need to hear it. If the whole airplane applauds after you get kicked off, sorry buddy, you're the problem.

Thanks to my dog I'll always have someone to kiss at midnight.


Dr. Pimple Popper's top three abscesses of 2016 will fill that gaping hole in your soul.

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If you enjoyed Dr. Pimple Popper's list of the top cysts of 2016, or the top lipomas, or the top blackheads, or the top punch excisions, then you're clearly a popaholic. You may, in fact, be hardcore enough to love this video, collecting her top three abscesses of the past year. This is some gory stuff, but you know you want to watch. Just don't let anyone peek over your shoulder while you're doing it.

Abscesses are truly the forbidden fruit of the popping world.

Everybody, I mean *everybody*, wants to kill Bruce Willis in this epic 53-film mashup.

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A perfect chaser to your Christmas Die Hard marathon, this pair of brilliantly edited short films has the world chasing down Bruce Willis, and I mean the whole world. Wolf of Wall Street Leonardo DiCaprio issues the call, while Burn After Reading Brad Pitt stakes out his apartment, before Mad Max and Furiosa chase him down. He is spared neither the wrath of Seth Green nor Iron Man. Editor Pierre-Alexandre Chauvat has assembled the ultimate action movie with everything for all of the Die Hards to Anchormans 1 & 2.

Part 1:

Part 2:

My favorite holiday tradition is refusing to accept that they're over.

Carrie Fisher's former assistant shares stories that prove she was just as awesome as we thought.

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If you think working as Carrie Fisher's ​assistant would have been the best job ever in the history of jobs, you are right. According to this tribute posted on Facebook by the late actress' former assistant, Byron Lane, she was even more awesome than we all thought.

This is a fantastic tribute, complete with goofy pics, that will make you fall in love with Carrie Fisher, and mourn her death, all over again.

Her nicknames for me were Byronius and Cock Ring. She once got a text alert from weather.com saying the northern lights...

Posted by Byron Lane on Tuesday, December 27, 2016

"We rode dog sleds in Canada, swam hot springs in Japan, pet koalas in Australia," he wrote. "That's how she lived. Extraordinary. Brilliant. Hilarious. And generous!"

I could've told you that. But it's reassuring to hear it from someone who not only knew her, but worked for her for three years.

Fisher also was known for being real and no-bullshit, which Lane confirms. "She was exactly the same in private as in public," he wrote. "Authentic. Honest. Real." He also said that she "embodied aliveness," which is perfect.

The Star Wars actress passed away on Tuesday at the age of 60, breaking approximately a bajillion hearts. But thank you to Cock Ring for sharing these sweet memories with us. Even if we never got to meet her or pet a koala with her, we are all So! Lucky! to have known her from afar.

Retired teacher gets emotional explaining why she wanted to publicly thank all of her former students.

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Most of us have had at least one teacher that really mentored us and changed our lives in a positive way. Something tells me Marian Sims was probably that teacher for a lot of people.

Mrs. Sims is a retired teacher from Lexington, Kentucky. She loves all of her former students (46 years worth of students, to be exact) so much, that she purchased a literal billboard with her face on it, to put up in her hometown, just to make sure her students know she loves them.

The billboard reads:

Mrs. Sims still loves you & prays for you!

You & your families have all blessed my life in so many ways. Be safe & continue to bless this planet.

Thank You & God Bless You

Rembember... "Love Love & Hate Hate"

Mrs. Sims said she decided to put her giant thank you billboard up close to the holidays so more of her former students would see it. "I put it up close to Christmas time when a lot of people are coming from far away," she told WKYT.

As she nears her 70th birthday, Ms. Sims said she felt that she needed a way to thank each one of her former students.

"This is helping them understand that they have created joy in my life, my whole life. For 46 years, it has shaped who I am and what I'm about," she told WKYT, getting emotional. "They changed my life."

I have a hunch that Mrs. Sims might've changed a few lives herself.

Woman who dropped 193 lbs reveals the side of extreme weight loss 'no one talks about.'

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When she was 24-years-old, Kayla Hurley was kicked off a roller coaster for being too heavy, at 357 pounds. This was her wake-up call, and two years later, she has lost 193 lbs. She shared the incredible before-and-after pics on Imgur:

Wow! As healthy and great as she looks, she also wanted to keep it real about the "ugly" (her word) reality of extreme weight loss.

"Okay well a lot of you know that I lost 193 lbs over the span of 2 years and most of you asked the question 90% of people ask when they find out how much I've lost," she wrote.

That question is apparently: "what's the loose skin like?"

So she shared some photos:

"Here it is, it's ugly but it's the reality of massive weight-loss. Loose skin," she wrote. "I mainly have it around my abdomen but I also have it around my upper chest and arms."

Hurley explained that "there are certain things I can and cannot wear" and that she has to work hard to keep it clean to prevent infections. She added that her loose skin "really has an impact on my self confidence and how I see myself."

Despite her workouts, she said the skin "will never be completely gone without surgical intervention" (more info on that here, if you're curious). People on Imgur were super supportive, and encouraged her to set up a GoFundMe to raise money for the surgery to get the loose skin removed.

But either way, she says it's been worth it to lose the weight. "I wouldn't change anything," she wrote. "I would take yards and yards of loose skin over being the unhealthy and depressed person I was 2 years ago!"

I'd much rather be fat and warm than cold and fit.


I'm only leaving work early today because I've run out of things to pretend to do around the office.

Lindsay Lohan wants 'Mean Girls 2' to happen so badly, she already started writing it.

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Lindsay Lohan wants to star in Mean Girls 2, and she's becoming a writer and a casting director to make it happen.

"I've already written a treatment for it," she told CNN on Thursday, in a Facebook live interview that presumably covered things other than Mean Girls 2.

"I have been trying so hard" to make the sequel, lamented Lohan."It's not in my hands."

We spoke to actress Lindsay Lohan about Mean Girls 2, George Michael and her charity work with refugees.

Posted by CNN on Thursday, December 29, 2016

"I know that Tina Fey, Lorne Michaels, everyone at Paramount's very busy but I will keep forcing it and pushing on them until we do it!"

Yes! Please, rush this movie into production immediately. Make Lindsay Lohan, 30, play every high schooler. She also has some ideas for new co-stars.

"I would love to have Jamie Lee Curtis​, Jimmy Fallon in the movie," she added. "So, I just need a response."

From who—the studio? Jimmy Fallon? Jamie Lee Curtis?! SOMEONE ANSWER HER PHONE CALLS.

Charlie Sheen blames the media's reaction for backlash after he wished Trump dead.

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After the news of Debbie Reynolds' death broke on Wednesday, Charlie Sheen pissed a bunch of people off by very publicly wishing death to President-elect Donald Trump on Twitter. The tweet, addressed to God, read "Trump next, please!" six times and was buttoned by a middle finger emoji.

Charlie Sheen has said some pretty ridiculous things in the past, but this goes beyond "tiger blood." Trump supporters and adversaries alike were quick to call Sheen out on the tweet.

Amidst the controversy, Sheen has not deleted the tweet. Taking a page out of Trump's own playbook, perhaps? Plus, not everyone disagreed with Sheen's point.

However, Sheen did respond to the backlash with a weird poem that he definitely used a thesaurus to write.

So far, Trump has not publicly lambasted Sheen on his own Twitter, but give it time. Don't be surprised if you see a tweet about how "Sad!" Two and a Half Men is in the near future.

The top 39 tweets of the week, as picked by someone who spends all day on Twitter.

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It was a tough week. Amidst the holidays, we said goodbye to George Michael, Carrie Fisher, and Debbie Reynolds. Unwind with jokes about lobsters, Tinder, detectives, and more, in the top 39 tweets of the week!

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's surprise visit brought 'joy and laughter' to a children's hospital.

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One nice thing in the dark hell-hole that is 2016 is that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are back together. And another is that on December 29, the couple decided to take a page from Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's book by paying a surprise visit to a children's hospital.

The visit to Rady Children's Hospital in San Diego, CA was officially part of Miley Cyrus' Happy Hippie Foundation. The hospital posted a slide show of photos of the couple's visit on its Facebook page, with a caption reading,

Today we received a surprise special visit from a couple of people you might recognize! Thank you to Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth and The Happy Hippie Foundation for bringing joy and laughter to our patients!

Miley Cyrus also posted a few pictures and videos of their visit to her Instagram account.

Queen Warrior!!!! Yes you are!!!!!

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

On the official Happy Hippies Instagram account, which was founded by Miley Cyrus to help LGBTQ+ youth, she posted a picture with a caption reading,

Call me the grinch but "Christmas" always makes me feel deeply sad. It is filled with so much excessiveness & greed... I just hope everyone gives the gift of love and acceptance this year to not only their own family but those around the globe who don't get everything they wished for due to life's unfair circumstances! My parents always made Christmas about others and I hope you find it in your heart to do the same! @happyhippiefdn is what I am most thankful for this year because of the purpose it gives me. Without it I would feel so lost and useless on this planet! Thank you to all those who support our mission and I hope EVERYONE has a magically Merry whatever you celebrate!!!!!!

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