Tonight Robert Deniro, Mark Ruffalo, Michael Moore, Cher, Alec Baldwin and a host of other influential people, including mayor Bill De Blasio and his wife, gathered at the Trump International Hotel & Tower in New York City for an anti-Trump rally. The two-hour plus protest drew a crowd of an estimated 20K to 25K, Deadline reports, while down in D.C. Trump was having a very different evening.

And while the speeches were angry, emotional and inspiring (and even concluded with a sing along of "This Land Is Your Land), they thankfully gave attendees a few chuckles, too. You know, just in case we don't manage to laugh for the next four years. Trump's least favorite actor on America's worst television show who loves to troll the President-elect (last time I can use "-elect" and I'm upset about it), took the stage and did not disappoint. Naturally, he knew everybody would have been disappointed if he took the stage to talk about Trump and didn't become him for just a minute. And not only did the crowd get a Trump impression, oh baby, they got a golden showers joke.

Watch the clip here:

And watch a full video of the evening's moving speeches here:

Whether you like it or not, New York billionaire and reality television star Donald Trump will become President of the United States today. Although most have been counting down to inauguration day with either a sense of doom or a sense of glee, there are still some people who have no idea that Donald Trump has not yet officially become President. Of course, that didn't stop them from adding their two cents about how his "first day in office" is going on camera in the latest edition of Jimmy Kimmel's "Lie Witness News."

See? Sometimes fake news can be funny.

Although Trump will officially be sworn in at 11:00 AM on Friday, January 20th, he did disclose that he plans to "take the weekend off" to celebrate, and will get down to business on Monday, January 23rd. Oh the irony.

Buckle up—it's going to be a long four years, folks.

This week's news was all about the People's Choice Awards, saying goodbye to President Obama, and saying hello to President Trump. Kick back with jokes about cats, karaoke, pancakes, and more, in the top 41 tweets of the week!

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The night before Donald Trump receives the nuclear codes, Trevor Noah took a look at a Donald Trump tweet. You may have already forgotten it. On Wednesday, Donald Trump tweeted a picture of himself writing his inaugural address.

MSNBC noticed something funny about the photo—um, is he writing with a sharpie? On the first page of an brand new legal pad? At the Mar-a-Lago receptionist desk?

"I'd believe it more if it was Trump tweeting his address," said Trevor Noah. "By the way," he continued, throwing to a photo of Trump holding a massive cell phone. "That's an iPhone it just looks big in his hands."

But Noah's point wasn't to rehash truths about the "short-fingered vulgarian." It's that Trump wasn't "lying" in that clearly staged photo of him not-really writing his inaugural address. "It's not a lie, it's an ad."

"America, you have to get used to the fact that you've elected a reality star president. And you should know a publicity still when you see one. Donald Trump was just promoting tomorrow's premiere of the 45th season of the TV show, President."

"It's also the final season by the way, but that's a separate subject."

Watch the short clip below and see how Trump's by no means the only leader on the world stage to use this technique.

Stephen Colbert's ultraconservative identical "twin cousin" Stephen Colbert returned to television on Thursday night to bid farewell to President Obama in a special segment of "Tonight's Werd" called "Thanks, Obama." For complicated legal reasons, this is not the Republican pundit character that Stephen Colbert played for 10 years on The Colbert Report—it is just someone who looks, thinks, and talks a lot like he does.

"Did someone say delusion egomaniac?" said Republican Colbert before emerging for the segment carrying a Captain America shield and brandishing a sword. He then laid into the "America-hating, secret Muslim, lead-from-behind, terrorist fist-bumping, hopey-changy apologist-in-chief" Barack Obama.

"You remind guys like me what we truly stand for— the opposite of whatever you said," quipped Colbert in character. Before long, the faux political pundit dropped the Obama-hating act and begged for him to stay, much like half of America did.

In the end, Colbert wrapped up the segment on a very sincere note."So for the last time — from me, the real Stephen Colbert — I just want to say, thanks, Obama," he concluded. "And that’s 'The Werd.'"

The premiere of A Dog's Purpose (the movie version of the bestselling book) has been canceled, after a video clip of a clearly very stressed out dog being forced to perform a dangerous stunt for the movie was leaked online. The movie's distributor, Universal Pictures, has also put the press junket publicizing the movie on hold, while the production company, Amblin Entertainment, investigates the events behind the footage.

In a statement to Us Weekly, Amblin Entertainment said,

Because Amblin’s review into the edited video released yesterday is still ongoing, distributor Universal Pictures has decided it is in the best interest of A Dog's Purpose to cancel this weekend’s premiere and press junket. Amblin and Universal do not want anything to overshadow this film that celebrates the relationship between animals and humans."

The video clip was leaked online on Wednesday and by Thursday, the movie's star voice, actor Josh Gad, and its director, Lasse Hallström, had both spoken out against the treatment of the dog. It also came out that the production team had lied about making the dog perform the stunt at all, saying that after the dog showed its initial hesitation, they canceled the shoot.

Amblin's statement continued,

Since the emergence of the footage, Amblin has engaged with many associated with the production of the film, including safety personnel, trainers and stunt coordinators as part of their in-depth review. While we are all disheartened by the appearance of an animal in distress, everyone has assured us that Hercules the German Shepherd was not harmed throughout the filmmaking.

We continue to support this film, are incredibly proud of it and will release it for audiences nationwide next Friday.

Us Weekly also spoke to The American Humane Association, who said that the the matter is being investigated by "an independent third party" and that the AHA representative who was on set that day has been suspended.

Singer Jackie Evancho will be performing before one of her biggest audiences ever when she sings the National Anthem at the January 20th inauguration of President Donald Trump. The inauguration is expected to be attended by nearly a million people and she'll have millions more watching at home on TV and online. Needless to say, it's a lot of pressure for the 16-year-old America's Got Talent winner.

Jackie told ABC that she'll be relying on the support of her family leading up to the big day. "I have a lot of positivity from my family and that’s really what matters to me," the singer said. Jackie's older sister, Juliet Evancho will not be able to be present for Jackie's performance as she'll be preparing for her own life-changing event -- undergoing reassignment surgery.

The 18-year-old was born Jacob, but says even as a child she's never had an interest in the typical "boy" toys and gravitated towards "girlier" things. "I can even remember getting very upset one Christmas when Jackie got a Barbie dollhouse and I got a remote-controlled truck," Juliet wrote for TeenVogue. "I can remember talking to my mom about my feelings. I told her I don’t think I’m gay — there's more to it than that. I feel like I really am a girl."

Jackie shot down the notion that Juliet's absence was a form of protest because of her transgender identity, citing that she's simply had the appointment on the books for months. "I wish I could be there for her, too, and she wishes she was here for me, but we’re there in spirit," she said. Their mother will be with Juliet in Pennsylvania during the inauguration while the girls' father and two younger siblings will be with Jackie in Washington.

If Tinder's less about dating and more about making your clever interactions go viral, one woman grabbed the absolute perfect opportunity when she matched with a guy she'd already slept with.

She didn't remind him right away, because it was his fault for not remembering.

Instead, she dragged him along and dropped a few hints about his sexual performance. Which was—how to put this—short and bad.

Above is a macro view of their interaction, but the best part's below. See, after telling him she was just using Tinder for "some fun," and hearing back that "uni girls are meant to be pretty fun," she asked if he'd ever hooked up with anyone on Tinder before.

Now, it's not totally clear if these two had met on Tinder in the past or through some other means. But it sure seems like they met on Tinder months ago—and now it's all happening again. And it's her job to slowly and cruelly break the news to him.

She starts telling him about this old date of hers.

He starts to get it.

Now he definitely gets the implication. Maybe it was the gif. So he decides to go deep, deep into denial. He says he's never been to her university before.

And at this point he finally remembers. Everything he blocked out comes rushing back to him.

He probably wishes it hadn't.

Born feisty and independent, she dies in the tiny hands of a power-hungry fraud funded by a foreign despot. She will be remembered as complicated and ambitious, overcoming her tough adolescence to be a force of good in middle age.

She died peacefully in her home after a brave and honorable fight, with the exception of in Wisconsin.

She is survived by her mother, England, and her children Puerto Rico, Guam, US Virgin Islands, Northern Mariana Islands & American Samoa.

America will be remembered for her love of food, her passion for baseball, and the many films and songs that bear her name. She will be remembered for her wit, her pride, and her ability to often make the brave and moral choice, even if it took her centuries.

Funeral services will be held January 20th in Washington, D.C.

In lieu of flowers, please donate to a charity of your choice, or to Angela Merkel so her extended family doesn't die with her.

Moving generally sucks, but sometimes your living situation is just so bad that the headache that comes with uprooting your life and finding a new home is worth it. From ghastly roommates to appalling landlords, tweeters provided Jimmy Fallon with a smorgasbord of horror stories that pinpoint the exact moment they decided they have to move via the hashtag #TimeToMove on Twitter.

Never complain about your noisy upstairs neighbors ever again.

Today's the day—at 11:30 AM Eastern Standard Time, Donald J. Trump will be inaugurated as the 45th president of the United States of America. And from reading Twitter, you'd think the world was ending (which probably won't happen till next week at the earliest). Here are 15 tweets from comedians and comedy writers who are using gallows humor to try and lift their crushed spirits.

Sex is about the most intimate thing there is, which means it's just naturally going to be weird and embarrassing. The combination of nudity, hormones firing, and co-mingling of body parts and fluids can really make you lose your inhibitions…and then say or do something in the heat of the moment that absolutely bewilders the other person. A few brave people on Reddit shared their stories of the weirdest things their partners have done in the midst of boning, and it's quite a ride. Warning: in case you haven't figured it out, these stories are very much NSFW.

1.Vlaidwas over the moon.

Was about two millimeters away from entering this one girl, and she belts out "OH! Take me to the moon!"

Internally, I was laughing my ass off while my dick seemed like it hit a patch of "Insta-Soft". As she was a virgin, I felt terrible blaming her for my sudden lack of boner. I simply told her it was performance anxiety and fell on my own sword flaccid noodle.

2. That's why they call GrotesqueButcher"Mister."

My boyfriend was eating me out when out of nowhere he blew a shit ton of air into my vagina and it scared me, I jumped and pushed all the air out misting the poor guys face. I laughed so hard at him.

Though I'm not proud to say that I know what a balloon feels like now.

3. The boyfriend ofTheLadyInReddit was right to do this, because objectively speaking, sex is hilarious and ridiculous.

I once dated a guy who giggled when he...finished. That was definitely unexpected the first time we had sex.

4. Or in other words, the girlfriend ofthelaw316said, "yay!"

My girlfriend is a talker. However, at one point, mid gasping orgasm, "I always assumed I'd have a wide variety of sexual partners but if this is what you do then I don't see it as a high priority!" It was like having sex with an auctioneer.

5. Sounds like an invitation for a three-way,plantinseeds.

I was having sex once with a beautiful gymnast. Fit body and perfect face, but small breasts.

As she's riding on top of me, she covers her breasts and says, "You know, some of my friends say I look like my younger brother. Funny right?"

No, not funny

6. Only TRUE '90s kids could relate to this embarrassing moment fromAluushka.

He said, in Nigel Thronberry's voice "oh, aluushka, I'm arriving." It was so awkward but I couldn't stop laughing.

7. AsksAmazingQuestions got the most mixed of mixed signals of all time.

She was drunk and we had just gotten back from a party. She was on top and we were having a really good time when she says "I think we're better apart"

I completely froze and asked what she meant. She then explained why we "work better apart" while riding my completely still and rapidly deflating penis.

8. It's all yours,pantyscrambler!

She slapped my ass and said "who's pussy is this?" It was our first time and I wasn't sure if it was hers or mine, so I ignored her. She did it again but this time she pinched my nipples and screamed "Answer me!!!" Having a 50/50 chance I said it was my pussy. Afterwards she says that's right, it's your pussy. Don't forget it. 7 years later, it's STILL my pussy, lol.

9. HoundsofHekategot real wet. No, not like that.

I had a guy pour a bottle of water over me during sex because "it's getting too hot". I wasn't impressed because it was my bed that got soaked, but the sex was hot so I continued and later slept in the puddle.

10. But in the end, automatic4skinturned out to be a little baby bologna boy.

we were trying to go for over an hour. 45 minutes into it she said "oh whos the salami boy? my little baby salami boy?"

11. This one was a real blow toRough_And_Ready.

The first time I ended up in bed with an old fuck buddy, he asked me to don a pair of boxing gloves and punch him across the face and chest. This in itself wasn't really unexpected as we'd already talked about how that kind of thing turned him on. The unexpected part was how much I got off on it. I discovered a new kink that night.

12.Conductor_Catprovides a proof-of-concept for a Three Stooges-themed porno.

Sneezed with a g-spot vibe inside her while I was going down on her.

She was super wet, so the involuntary clench caused her to pull back a little and caused said vibe to fire out of her and hit me in the face.

13. It's all coming back to Kingboomber.

Girlfriend and i experimenting in bed, while blowing me i came in her mouth and without any warning spit it all the way up into my currently on-going "O"-face.

Never again.

14. Definitely just a spur of the moment, spontaneous idea that the partner ofthatryr0came up with right then, certainly.

She asked me to grab my Xbox controller and tape down the right trigger while leaving a racing game on making the controller vibrate and offered to stick it in my ass. I declined but she accepted when I asked her.

15. Then Kittybongosent him back upstream to spawn.

He had initiated things and I took a moment to get ready in the bathroom. He wanted to start things off with a blowjob, so I get down on my knees and pull my hair back and lean in, and it hits me. This pungent smell. I'm like "wtf is that?" but I'm a trooper and I try to go for it anyway. But it reeks, it's like the worst fish ever. Literally fish. Salmon. So I lean back and I'm like "I don't know what's going on, but something's wrong." He fucking bursts out laughing and yells "GOT YOU!!!!"

While I was in the bathroom, he had gone to the kitchen and rubbed salmon on his dick.

I still can't even fathom why he thought that would be a good idea.

16.Purplegreen23 just doesn't understand that sometimes a dude has to yell at dat azz.

My husband spread my ass cheeks...and got face real close to my butt hole and just screamed. Like screamed as loud as he could. It was so violating for a second and then i died laughing.

What is America going to do without President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden? More importantly, what is the internet going to do without all the Obama/Biden (Obiden? Jobama?) bromance jokes?

We've been loving this adorable couple for years, and we're not ready to let go just yet. But say goodbye we must, and as we do, let's remember them in the most serious and lasting of ways—memes.

Here are the best of the Obama and Biden bromance memes the internet has to offer.

When it began.

The betrayal.

When all Joe Biden could think about was playing some pranks on the incoming president, Donald Trump.

When Donald Trump finds out Obama really was a secret Muslim Kenyan.

When Obama gave Biden the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Moving on.

January 20th is Inauguration Day and as Donald Trump gets to engage in his favorite activity of kicking a black family out of their home, they arrived at their new digs for a gracious hand-off.

Because the Trumps don't know what to do if it doesn't involve some kind of ostentatious jewelry, Melania Trump surprised Michelle Obama with a gift: a Tiffany box, in fact. Just a reminder, Tiffany's is right from next door to Trump Tower. While the gesture was very nice, it made for an awkward moment.

Here it is in GIF form so you can cringe on a loop.

Twitter is with Michelle Obama today.

Melania Trump channeled Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis in a powder blue dress and matching gloves designed by Ralph Lauren for her the inauguration. Mrs. Trump looked gorgeous in the flattering ensemble as she accompanied her husband to the capitol on the morning of January 20th.

Jackie O. also chose a light blue dress for her husband's inauguration in 1961.

For a moment there, it almost looked like Melania Trump would have to–gasp!–wear something out of her own closet when it multiple designers publicly announced they would refuse to dress Mrs. Trump. However, Karl Lagerfeld and Ralph Lauren both said that they have no qualms with outfitting the new First Lady of the United States. She opted with a piece from the Ralph Lauren Collection, the designer's most expensive label.

Meanwhile, Twitter had a field day with Kellyanne Conway's rather political eyesore outfit.

Yikes.

Well, this is it. Friday brings the inauguration of the new president of the United(ish) States of America, Donald Trump. There's not much good to say about it, other than I guess thank God we didn't end up with a president who used an unsecured server for her email. Could you even imagine? The horror!

At least people on Twitter are still allowed to be funny. FOR NOW, anyway.

Here are the best Twitter reactions to Donald Trump's inauguration.

In August 2015, the internet was bewitched by the story of Roberto Cabrera, a Mexican man who claimed to have the world's largest penis—a whopping 19-inch beast he kept wrapped in bandages at all times. Some were skeptical, but he graciously agreed to have his organ X-rayed, and even appeared on video just to silence the doubters.

A doctor examined him and determined that his penis is real, but abnormal. Apparently, most of the length is comprised of a massive distended foreskin. Although this conclusion only raised more questions, the public had to be content with it. Until now, that is.

Now 54 years old, Cabrera is featured in a new video profile by Barcroft TV. Producer Jack McKay, fascinated by Cabrera's story, traveled to Mexico to get more answers. What he learned was fascinating and more than a little disturbing.

Warning: This video contains graphic swinging and a few inches of bare shaft.

Cabrera has always claimed that his penis grew naturally during his teenage years, but according to his doctor, he previously told a psychiatrist a different story. According to the psychiatrist, Cabrera confessed he spent years deliberately extending his foreskin, using weights and bands to stretch it gradually over time. Cabrera allegedly has an obsession with having as large a penis as possible, possibly due to a brain condition.

This would explain why he has always refused to have any surgeries to reduce his penis, despite the fact that is causes him constant discomfort and renders him incapable of penetrative sex. Multiple doctors have recommended that he undergo such a procedure, but Cabrera claims he is happy with his penis (although he still adamantly denies taking any steps to enlarge it).

McKay also learned that Cabrera has a criminal record, including multiple indecency charges. Regardless of whether he's telling the truth, it certainly seems that he is suffering from some sort of mental illness.

It has happened. Donald John Trump (the J stands for John) has been sworn in as the 45th president of the United States. As the nation's capital is set for celebration, it is also the scene of protests. Here's what it looks like on the ground.

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