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Twitter cannot believe Lady Gaga teased us with 'Telephone' and didn't bring out Beyoncé.

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Lady Gaga crushed the half time of Super Bowl 51. She was joined by hundreds of drones, dancers and a guy trapped in a circular piano. She sang many of her hits, from "Poker Face" to "Born This Way" and "Bad Romance," and yet some people weren't totally satisfied. Why? Because she also sang "Telephone," a song that features Beyoncé, and, well, Beyoncé didn't show up. Are we just trying to disappoint ourselves? Maybe. But at least it's producing funny tweets we can enjoy. Here are the best dissatisfied tweets about the lack of Bey at SB51.


Here are the funniest responses to the new sexy Mr. Clean.

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The new Mr. Clean is straight up sexual, and that's just the truth. Now, I'm not going to yuck anybody's yum, but I do not understand why they did this, or who they thought they were appealing to when they decided Mr. Clean should be an object of desire. Anyway, some people are turned on and some people are freaked out. Here are the funniest tweets about the new version of the all-purpose cleaner mascot that aired during Super Bowl 51:

22 of the best tweets comparing the Patriots' comeback victory to the 2016 election.

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The Patriots have won the Super Bowl. And of course, we decided to make it all about the election. We really can't help ourselves, can we? Here's what happened. We took a pro sport, which is designed to take our minds off the real world and truly means nothing beyond fandom for fandom's sake, and turned it into a metaphor for the worst day ever: November 8, 2016. Why would we do this to ourselves? Why can we cannot let a sports game be a sports game? Because we are filled with self-loathing and sadness is the only thing that makes us feel alive.

Well, here are the best tweets comparing the Patriots' victory—the biggest comeback in the history of the Super Bowl—to the election, for whatever reason. Cue up Papa Roach's "Scars" while you scroll through and feel the pain.

(And there was a Trump tweet.)

Lady Gaga miraculously changed her makeup mid-performance and people can't get over it.

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There were a lot of show-stopping moments during Lady Gaga's performance at the Super Bowl 51 Halftime Show on Sunday night. The woman literally jumped off the top of the football stadium, did some flips while suspended mid-air, and managed not to sound winded after dancing her ass off for nearly 15 minutes straight. However, audiences seem to be most impressed with the blazingly fast eye makeup change Lady Gaga pulled off mid-performance.

At the beginning of her epic performance, Lady Gaga's eyes were adorned with tons of tiny rhinestones, intricately placed to make her look like a fabulous, sparkly superhero or perhaps a bedazzled raccoon.

This is how we should all cover under-eye circles.

But suddenly, right before Gaga sat down at the piano to play her new song "Million Reasons," the makeup was mysteriously gone. BUT WHERE DID IT GO?

Heh?

Many performers opt for a mid-performance costume change, but Lady Gaga pulled off the elusive hair and makeup change without batting a false eyelash. We are impressed.

And she also did a costume change, because duh.

Okay, there are only three explanations for this makeup sorcery: 1) The rhinestones were applied in once piece via an adhesive that she managed to discretely peel off during the performance. 2) An army of makeup artists with makeup wipes attacked her face when the cameras were focused on her backup dancers. 3) She is a literal wizard.

Even if the makeup was just a fancy shmancy sticker, we are very impressed that the second look was just as flawless as the first.

Now prepare yourselves for endless "Lady Gaga Super Bowl LI" makeup tutorials. Better run off to the craft store and stock up on sparkles before they're all snatched up.

Congratulations on having the unparalleled confidence to call in sick on the day after the Super Bowl.

Here are some great alternative facts about eight people attending a pro-Trump rally in Portland, Maine.

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As legal and political drama continued to unfold around Donald Trump's immigration ban, a group of dedicated Trump supporters in Portland, Maine gathered to show their support for the president on Saturday.

"I'm just kind of letting you know there's another side to the story," said one Portland man, according to a local CBS station.

But if you watch the video of the event, you'll be struck by what Sean Spicer would call the largest rally in the country, period. There were eight people there.

Here are a few reactions to the quaint protest, which enjoyed a brief moment on the internet before the Super Bowl descended upon us all.

Trolls body-shamed Lady Gaga for daring to have a stomach.

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Sunday brought the Super Bowl, and along with it, Lady Gaga's much-anticipated Half Time show (which involved her jumping into the arena wearing wires and a harness, doing a flip mid-air, and pulling off a costume change mid-performance). But it seems that despite all that singing and dancing, and the amazing sets, what people want to talk about most is Lady Gaga's stomach.

Lady Gaga sported a crop top for the second part of her performance, making her stomach visible to the millions of people watching. Some of those people decided that her midsection was "flabby," and took to Twitter where they basically body-shamed her for having organs and skin.

I hate to even include these vile tweets. But they're there to show just how troll-y these trolls are. And the good thing is—for every cruel, nasty tweet, there were at least three or four (or more) great ones.

Remember when Lady Gaga, who's spoken openly about having had eating disorders, gained a bit of weight and Die Antwoord made a whole song about her, called "Fatty Boom Boom"? SMDH.

Because we all have skin, and some people, like Lady Gaga, have to have skin thick enough to withstand rude comments from anonymous strangers. So excuse her if that skin sometimes has some goddamn rolls in it.

Check out Lady Gaga's whole awe-inspiring performance here.

Verizon and T-Mobile had an oddly sexual fight on Twitter and we are so confused.

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Besides politicians and teen girls, cell phone service providers are the number one culprit of mud-slinging when it comes to talking about their opponents. During Sunday night's Super Bowl, T-Mobile took aim at competitor Verizon with a Fifty Shades of Grey parody commercial that suggested that the network's customers must be into pain if they stay with the service provider.

Well, Verizon got the message loud and clear and decided to clap back at T-Mobile with this tweet, inciting one of the weirdest Twitter feuds ever.

Whoa, sweet come back, Verizon. Who are writing these tweets, bunch of dads?!

Get it? Because it's a total dad joke? Ugh, I'm just as bad as them.

But, surprisingly, things only got weirder from there when T-Mobile President John Legere tweeted this incredible cheesy graphic from his personal account.

Then Verizon responded with this tweet that was supposed to slam T-Mobile's spotty coverage, but sounded pretty rapey instead.

YIKES, Verizon!

Still, T-Mobile decided to perpetuate this really bizarre, sexual feud with accusing Verizon of—gasp!—breaking their Jealousy-O-Meter!

Even Kristen Schaal, the actress who appeared in the initial commercial, got involved in the weird, kinky fight.

Oh, ew.

Yeah, these tweets don't get us "hot and bothered." Mostly just bothered.


Here's what Sean Spicer thinks of Melissa McCarthy's hilarious 'SNL' impression of him.

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Over the weekend, SNL made the inspired choice to parody a White House news conference with the star player, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, played by a bombastic, screaming, gum-crushing Melissa McCarthy.

It went viral. Because just look her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=249&v=UWuc18xISwI

On Sunday, Spicer talked to Extraabout the sketch, which apparently blew up his texts to the point that he thought something catastrophic was happening.

Extra says that Spicer "felt the impression was a little exaggerated," which is like saying the show 24 is a little dramatic. In his words, McCarthy "needs to slow down on the gum chewing; way too many pieces in there."

(Spicer apparently chews and swallows two and a half packs of gum by noon each day, according to a completely bonkers interview with the Washington Post.)

Spicer also apparently called the show "funny," even if McCarthy "could dial back" a bit. That's more praise than his boss has given the comedy institution, which is probably why Spicer felt the need to reiterate to Extra that Alec Baldwin's Trump impression is too mean.

"Alec has gone from funny to mean, and that's unfortunate. SNL used to be really funny. There's a streak of meanness now that they've crossed over to mean."

It was a busy Sunday for Spicer, as Fox News also caught up with him before the Super Bowl to get his take on the sketch:

"It was cute, it's funny. I'd rather us talk about the issues the president's so committed to helping Americans on, but um, you know, it's part of American culture."

Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter, Maddie Aldridge, was injured in horrible ATV accident.

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Oh, no, this is scary news: Maddie Briann Aldridge, the 8-year-old daughter of Jamie Lynn Spears, was reportedly seriously injured on Sunday in Louisiana when an ATV she was riding during a hunting trip flipped over.

Somewhere in a duck blind 💛💚

A photo posted by Jamie Lynn Spears (@jamielynnspears) on

Spears was reportedly not with her daughter at the time of the ATV accident. TMZ reports that Maddie Aldridge was unconscious and under water for a few minutes, and was airlifted to a hospital nearby. According to TMZ, her condition is "extremely serious." However, details of the story are still coming in and may not be fully accurate just yet. A representative for the Spears family told Entertainment Tonight:

The details the media are reporting surrounding the incident regarding Jamie Lynn's daughter Maddie are incorrect. Right now the Spears family asks that everyone respect their privacy during this time and appreciates all the prayers and support for their family.

Speaking to Entertainment Tonight, Jamie Lynn Spears' father, Jamie Spears, said, "All I can say is pray for our baby Maddie."

Jamie Lynn Spears is the former Nickelodeon star of Zoey 101 and the younger sister of Britney Spears. She became pregnant with Maddie while engaged to Casey Aldridge, but is now married to Jamie Winston.

More on this story as it develops. In the meantime, everyone send positive thoughts to Maddie Aldridge and the entire Spears family.

11 people who fell asleep at the wrong moment are now awake and laughing about it.

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Listen, we all love naps, but what happens when they go awry? Sometimes you sleep comes to you at the wrong moment (like during your SATs or while your boyfriend is trying to propose to you). These unfortunate sleep stories, while slightly embarrassing, are also hilarious. So, we asked our readers to send in stories of times they fell asleep at the wrong moment. Let me tell you, they're pretty hilarious.

1. Habits are hard to break for Becky from Facebook.

My job had me flying out very early every Monday. When the engines kicked in, it was my cue to take a nap. My husband took me to a NASCAR race, it rained, and when the jet dryers came by, boom, I'm out like a light. They were playing my lullaby.

2. Aimee's story proves that nurses are angels. (We'd also like to know how she could've possibly fallen asleep during labor.)

So.

I'm a mom, times two. During the birth of my first, I fell asleep. For like 6 hours. Then, when it was time to start pushing, they tried to wake me up. I said a few swear words, asked who was doing the dishes and argued with a nurse that I shit in my sleep and my turd was stuck between my ass cheeks. Thank God for epidurals, nurses that clean up your shit, and kids.

3. Erin from Facebook knows that trash bags make the best blankets.

I was in college and had a job at the mall bookstore as holiday help. I got assigned to their calendar store that is open from maybe Nov 1st to Feb 1st. I had to be down at the calendar store by about 8:30 to open at nine. They were only using half of the store, so the back half was curtained off. Well, I got the drawer set up and the store open, but I was SO bored and SO tired and SO cold, that I thought it would be a brilliant idea to go behind the curtain and sit down for a few minutes on a raised step. I didn't have any more layers to put on, so I wrapped up in a new huge black trash bag. I then proceeded to fall asleep, wrapped in a trash bag and sitting on a step in the store that I was supposed to be in charge of for 30-45 minutes. I think it was a customer in front that finally woke me up. The managers never knew (no security cameras maybe), but I'm pretty sure it wasn't one of my finer moments.

4. An alcohol and drug-induced sleep caused Benjamin to miss his shot at love.

When I was about to turn 18 I went to the magical city of Amsterdam with some friends (I'm Dutch, so no biggy).

With these people it was bound to turn into a drugs and booze filled night, so we jumped on the train with some bottles of alcohol, started drinking and were pretty lit already when we arrived at the station. One of my buddies' dad had an awesome apartment in the city center, close to a few coffeeshops (which is what we call shops where you buy weed and such). On our way we find ourselves in need of more alcohol so we visit a store, get more bottles, start drinking in the streets and right before we reach the flat we visit a coffeeshop and buy a shitload of drugs. But really, a lot.

I was the only one able to roll a decent joint, so I start working on a few before we get to drunk or stoned to care anymore.

The night progresses and we are all starting to get seriously fucked up. Now, there was this one girl I had a major crush on for months already, and being the awkward 17 year old I was back then I didn't tell her. I'm sure she knew, but never showed it.

To get over my nerves, I drink half a bottle of some serious heavy stuff, take some major drags of our stash of drugs and start talking to this lovely girl (she was seriously beautiful, ridiculously so).

The moment I think I might get somewhere, with her cuddling up to me on the couch, I take one more drag of a joint, hand it to her and then... I wake up on the couch without any memory of what has happened for the rest of that night. None. At. All.

5. Suz accidentally got a little too cozy with her airplane seat mate.

A couple years ago I had to catch an early morning flight the day after my husbands open bar (I took advantage of it thoroughly). I'm a nervous flyer so I have a Xanax prescription, and Xanax on top of the booze I had leftover in my system from the night before knocked me out on the flight. A loud halfway through the trip, I'm awoken by the angry voice of my seat mate shouting "get off of me!". Apparently I had rolled over on to his shoulder and began stroking his chest. Awkward. Plus, there was about an hour left in the flight and at 25,000 ft there was no where to run and hide. I apologized, rolled the other direction, and slept keeping my hands to myself for the rest of the flight.

6. Introducing Todd, the sleepwalking spider savior.

When I was living with friends in a two story house, I came home and went to bed around 11PM. There were a few people downstairs hanging out, talking, playing videos and the like. The next morning, they told me that the following happened:

Around 12:30 am, I came down the stairs completely naked. I stood at the bottom of the stairs for about a minute while my friends asked me what was going on and where my clothes were. I then walked up to them, took a glass from the coffee table and walked over to a far wall in a different room. I walked straight up to a spider and put the cup over it. My friends asked me what I was doing but I continued to ignore them, taking the cup with the spider to the front door, and then out into the middle of the street. I then put the cup on the ground and let the spider crawl out, standing there watching it skeeter off, apparently. My friends came up to me and asked what I was doing and if I was alright and why the hell was I standing naked in the middle of the street? They said I told them "gotta save the spiders." A friend who knew me well said that I was sleepwalking. He took the glass and told me to go to bed. Without a word, I followed his command. I woke up the next day and my friends were anxious to debrief what happened. I had no memory of it and no one, including me, could explain how I knew there was a spider climbing up the wall in a far off room. I suppose I could've seen it earlier in the evening when I was awake, but I didn't go into that room when I got home. My friends still call me Arachnasiah.

I slept walked a lot when I was younger. Not so much these days, but I did a lot of other weird stuff that I thought my subconscious wasn't supposed to let me do. This is why I've always been wary of being part of hypnotism performances.

7. We've all been there, Daniella from Facebook.

I was on holiday when I was about 19 and woke up in a bush basically naked. With a cat sitting on top of my clothes. I'm scared of cats. I always say: you haven't been drunk til you've woken up in a bush naked.

8. Madison certainly has an interesting "my first time" story. (But seriously, try not to do this.)

Here's a story- the first time I had sex I fell asleep while the guy was doing his thing. I just wasn't feeling it and I'd been studying the day before. So I kind of dozed off and let him knock it. (He was tiny so I didn't feel anything.)

It's funny in hindsight, but thinking about it, it was a dangerous thing to do.

9. Cole from Facebook's sleepy mistake actually seems fun as hell.

I woke up late one time for work & threw on my sisters sneakers because they were the closest pair of shoes I could find & even better it was casual Friday ..as I ran to my car I thought they felt pretty heavy to wear but didn't think anything of it ( all I was thinking is I desperately need COFFEE lol) As I finally sat down at my desk I looked on the bottom of my shoe & realized I had my sisters roller skate sneakers on .. YES!!! Roller skate sneakers hahaha Needless to say it was a fad that didn't last long if you never heard of them .. atleast I think they don't exist anymore lol I would say that was over 15 years ago ...they were hidden in the bottom of the sneaker you had to pull out the skates....but one flew down and I couldn't push it back up so it was either go shoeless or skate ..turned out to be a fun & hilarious day because I just roller skated through the office all day

10. We're very impressed Bethany from Facebook got away with this.

I fell asleep during my college graduation. It was a small liberal arts college so all 5,000 graduates graduated at once instead of seperate ceremonies by discipline. It was outside, the middle of June, our gowns and hats were black so everyone was sweating and exhausted. I made it through all of the engineering students and science students but completely missed the business students and woke up in time for my major to get ready to walk. My family was in attendance and judging by their pictures of me sitting there I hid my nap pretty well!

11. Lindsay from Facebook slept through a literal tornado. Tough to beat that.

I slept through a tornado that ripped through my neighborhood. My dad was awake, saw the tornado blow our glass table off the deck (which was right next to my room on the second floor) and left my brother and I asleep. Sure glad it didn't rip our roof off!!

This real couple’s UberPool meet-cute is your new favorite rom-com.

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Have you tried the hottest new dating app? It's called UberPool, and like Tinder, it uses your geographic location, but sets you up under the supervision of a certified driver. Behold its greatest success story.

Hayley Mitchell called an UberPool to take her home after a bad date, and ended up meeting a hot new one. The 27-year-old got in a car in London last April when she met Charlie Algar, 28. The Daily Mail got the full treatment for the inevitable film adaptation.

Mitchell meant to order a private Uber, but accidentally pressed UberPool, hitching a ride with destiny. When she saw on her phone that Charlie was arriving, she assumed it was the name of the driver. But when she got in the backseat, she said "Oh, you're Charlie," and the guy assumed that she knew him personally.

She said:

He thought that I knew him. I went along with it and said: ‘I can’t believe you don’t remember me’ and he looked very pale all of a sudden. He went on for about 10 minutes listing all these places we might have known each other from.

The two spent the 10-minute ride trying to "find out" where they knew each other from. When the car reached his home, she came clean that they didn't really know each other. But he wanted to get to know her, asking, "What are you doing this weekend?" before getting out of the car.

Two days later, Mitchell got a text from "Charlie Uber," and the two have been a couple ever since.

They couple moved in together in October 2016, now sharing the same Uber pick-up and drop-off destination.

"We always joke we should send the Uber driver a bottle of Champagne!" Mitchell told The Daily Mail.

In the movie version, the couple absolutely gets the same driver on the way to the airport for their honeymoon.

Dr. Pimple Popper has to work hard to pry this enormous fatty lipoma from her patient's back.

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Sunday was the Super Bowl, with all its "sacking." On Monday, Dr. Pimple Popper, the world (and internet) famous dermatologist Dr. Sandra Lee, was back at work, digging in flesh, removing a "sac" of a totally different kind. This sac is made of fat (a fatty lipoma) and was located inside this nervous patient's back.

Dr. Pimple Popper works for some time, trying to get the lipoma out whole. But alas, after squeezing and digging, cutting and prying, she finally gives up and cuts it in half. This sucker just did not want to let go. Fly away, little lipoma—it's time to leave the nest! You're finally free!

Lawmaker defends law that keeps stores closed on Sundays so women can make their husbands breakfast in bed.

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For most, Sunday is hardly considered a "day of rest." While many spend Sunday catching up on work, preparing for the week ahead, or even—gasp!—relaxing, two representatives from North Dakota argued that women should be catering to their husbands on their day off.

Lawmakers from North Dakota convened to discuss the state's Blue Laws— statewide laws that uphold a "religious standard" by requiring some businesses to open late on Sunday mornings and others to stay closed altogether. As most of the state completely shuts down on Sunday, many residents are asking for the archaic law to to repealed. Representatives Bernie Satrom and Vernon Laning defended the laws on very sexist grounds.

Satrom argued that Sundays are for spending time with your husband, "making him breakfast, bringing it to him in bed and then after that go take your kids for a walk." Laning added that his wife has no problems spending his hard earned money six-and-a-half days a week, and he doesn't think it "hurts at all to have a half day off."

Ah yes, the ol' "man work and make money, woman spend it" ideology. It is almost as archaic as these two fossils. What, are these two trying to give Donald Trump a run for his money?

Repealing the Blue Laws would mean that people could shop on Sundays, but this men are somehow so sexist that they even reject the idea of their wives running errands if it means they won't be serving them pancakes.

When Valley News Live contacted Laning about his comments, he argued that he was just telling a joke, and that and that anyone who is upset lacks a sense of humor. Hilarious.

What's next? "Jokingly" telling a woman to make you a sandwich?

Congratulations on taking a break from Facebook that time your phone died.


Every Monday to me feels like I just blew a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl.

Sophie Turner's Trump burns are as savage as 'Game of Thrones.'

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Sophie Turner took a brief hiatus from Twitter (hopefully to work on Game of ThronesGeorge R.R. Martin could use a little lesson on priorities from her). But she's back, and coming out swinging.

When a rando replied, Turner put him in his place.

Turner also tweeted a great burn back in January when a classic meme was floating around that implored the people to try and find a better duo than the president and the First Lady, and for many, it wasn't hard.

Sansa's retort was some Lannister-level savagery.

People couldn't handle the shocking burn.

There are many Game of Thrones GIFs appropriate for this occassion.

She is the true Queen. And not just of the North.

Lady Gaga's Super Bowl show was pretty cool, but the 'Simpsons' did it back in 2012.

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Lady Gaga's been insanely popular for a while now, as anyone who watched Sunday's Super Bowl half time show started to remember as she blasted through a medley of mega hits from the last decade.

By 2012, she was already famous enough for theSimpsons to envision her inevitable Super Bowl performance. Since Lady Gaga voiced herself in the episode, maybe it's unfair to say the Simpsons "predicted" her performance. Maybe they just inspired her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=84&v=n6uaEL94Ia8

The stage-flying parallels between that Simpsons episode and Super Bowl LI were a little too much for the internet to handle.

So in case you missed that episode of the Simpsons from five years ago, here's Lady Gaga's identical halftime performance (with slightly less boob glitter):

Watch this Patriots fan make good on what he thought would be an incredibly safe bet.

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Halfway through the Super Bowl last night, the Falcons has such a strong lead over the Patriots that it felt like there was no way the Patriots could win. That's what Patriots fan and reddit user The-Sublimer-One, real name Nicoj Moore, thought when he posted to r/Patriots during halftime.

"If they can somehow pull three touchdowns in the fourth-quarter, I'll punch myself in the face."

Sometime after the game, Moore took off his glasses in what appears to be a janitor's closet, and fulfilled his end of the bargain.

As Moore points out, the Pats only got two touchdowns in the fourth quarter, and got their third in overtime for the win. But it was such an exciting comeback that he seemed happy to punch himself in the face.

At the end of the video he says "GOAT," meaning "greatest of all time." Its unclear if he was referring to the all-time winningest quarterback Tom Brady or to his own greatest face punch.

Donald Trump's first presidential Super Bowl party could not have been more different from Obama's.

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As the nation adjusts to a new president, we can't help but compare Donald Trump with our previous Commander-In-Chief, Barack Obama. There are many, many obvious differences between the two men. As it turns out, one such difference is the way they celebrate Super Bowl Sunday.

As America watched the New England Patriots take on the Atlanta Falcons in the Super Bowl on Sunday, President Trump held his own viewing party at the Trump Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida.

Trump sat at a table surrounded by velvet ropes. (Everyone looks rather bored, no?)

People were concerned about Melania Trump, who looked especially unhappy.

And by 8:57pm, Trump was apparently ready to call it a night. He didn't even stay for the end of the game.

People were quick to compare Trump's party to Obama's first Super Bowl viewing as president back in 2009, which was held in the White House's family theater.

President Obama also made sure everyone had glasses on hand so they could watch the 3-D commercials that aired during the Super Bowl.

We'll let you make your own assessment of who throws a better Super Bowl party. (Just keep in mind that the Obama parties also have dogs.)

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