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Employees share the single creepiest thing the 'weird guy' in their office does to freak them out.

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At least one can be found in every office. You know, the weirdo. The guy who microwaves fish. The guy with 500 cat pictures in his cubicle. (And if you're office doesn't have a weird guy… it might be you.) Luckily, a few workers of the world shared the warning signs with Reddit, in the form ofthe single creepiest thing their office weird guy ever did to make them feel extra ooky.

1. SwanchSwabz works with an Atkins weido.

I put my meatball sandwich in the office refrigerator someone ate the meatballs out of the sandwich but not the sandwich. thats pretty creepy to me.

2. Yeah, exastria, gotta taste that cough and see if it's a good cough or a bad cough.

Cough into his hand and then lick his palm. I sat opposite and died a little inside each time.

3. LittleLarry works with a very committed close-talking weirdo.

Close talker. Really close. You back up and he follows you.

4. Office weirdos like the one giraffevomitfacts describes are usually into butts.

The guy had taken a giant cylindrical metal ashtray that was normally somewhere else in the building and moved it into his office and was stirring the cigarette butts slowly with a slotted spoon and talking quietly to himself. The air was full of dust and ash.

5. The office creep that undercanopy813 doesn't want to dirty up his creepy little fingers with dirty little bread crumbs.

He will not touch food. He eats his sandwich with the baggie still wrapped around as much of it as possible. He eats bags of popcorn or chips with a spoon. He eats his bagel with a fork stabbed through it. Very strange, but also highly entertaining.

6. Sincere_210 worked with a weirdo who was both tall and weird.

I worked with a guy about 10 years ago that was close to 7 feet tall. He would walk slowly around the office and look over your cubicle wall and just stare at you until you looked up and he would just walk off.

7. Sounds like MetalMaggmay work for the Property Brothers.

It's not one guy, but two. They are always together. They eat together, share a desk (they have their own), nap together and even take bathroom breaks together. Bad employees and weird dudes.

8. This is a very tactile fellow, Fatwhiteguy802.

He is constantly picking his nose, two knuckles deep just digging for gold. Drops food on the floor, leaves it for a few minutes before returning to finish eating it. Always throwing things at upper management when he doesn't get his way. Tries to lick things to claim them as his. Frequent reminders to use the bathroom and not his pants. Yup, I'm a stay at home dad.

9. DingleDanglies works with that other office stereotype, the opera-singing turtle man.

The current guy looks just like a spooked turtle all the time. He just stares at you and your computer screen while doing loud mouth breathing. He'll also suddenly burst out into opera and other strange songs.

10. Mrrmrrmrmrmrmmrmmrmr shitneysmears mrmrmmrmrmrmrmr.

He's a mumbler, and a chatty mumbler at that. No one can understand what he's saying because he doesn't open his mouth all the way. Or he starts out at normal vocal level and just takes an immediate nose dive. He also clips his (finger)nails in our tiny breakroom where we eat.

11. AnElectricFork worked with a weirdo who wouldn't even wait until the appropriate hour to talk with his mouth full of mayo.

Use to sit next to this guy who would eat full packets of mayonnaise at 8am. He would then turn to tell me something while his mouth of full of mayonnaise.

12. That job stinks, zebra_butts.

I worked with a guy that used to rub his fingers in his armpits, then (I think he thought this was subtle?) smell them in big whiffs. He was sniffing his BO for pleasure.

13. The first thing is pretty strange, but then sixty1g casually steps up the weird factor like ten notches.

She makes a salad by going into the bathroom and washing all the lettuce leaves. She then drapes paper towels all around her cubicle to dry the leaves. She then cuts up hot peppers in her cubicle. She then dries out her used tea leaves. She does this everyday. Her whole isle always smells moldy.

The company put on a baby shower for me and she gave me this used pig stuffed animal with a giant butthole. It was weird.

14. What freewafflecones calls harmless and weird is actually, technically, legally "assault."

This guy comes over to me and blows in my hair when I'm working. It's pretty harmless, but fuck that guy

15. Soup has always been the official food of creeps, Nespot-despot.

Makes creamy soups and stews at home then brings it in and INSISTS that we try it. He is really, really pushy and it makes you wonder . . . Just why is he SO adamant that we all have to eat it? What exactly is in it?

16. Life moves pretty fast for jetset hotshots like the one in this story from goode3790.

Not me, but my wife sits next to a guy who opens up oatmeal packets and throws in it his mouth along with water, making oatmeal in his mouth. He says he doesn't have time to eat. Does the same thing with protein powder and milk.

17. The weirdo in this office goes in crazy early to be weird, but Zeruvi is reporting on his antics, so it wasn't early enough.

In my old job a guy came in ~5.30 in the morning and would beat the shit out of the vending machine to try to get free food.

18. Time for you to hit the gas pedal right out of that office, cdyryky.

This one guy I worked with randomly gave a girl a gift out of the blue and told her not to open it 'til she got home. She went ahead opened it right after he left the room because, well, he's the weird guy and everyone wanted to know what scheme he had hatched this time to get a girl.

Inside was a literal gas pedal to a car, the lyrics to Gas Pedal (Sage the Gemini) that were still warm cause he had just printed out on the office printer, and a note offering to install it on her car over the weekend.

Another New England Patriots player refuses to visit the White House.

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At least two New England Patriots players are vowing not to go to the White House, as is customary, following their Super Bowl win. Both Martellus Bennett and Devin McCourty plan to skip the festivities, because they don't like President Trump.

Martellus Bennett, the Patriots' tight end, has said in the past that he "[doesn't] support the guy in the [White House]," so it's no surprise that he won't go after the Super Bowl win. Right after the game on Sunday, Bennett told the Dallas Morning News, "It is what it is. People know how I feel about it."

The Patriot's defensive back, Devin McCourty, doesn't want to go either, telling Timeon Monday (via text message),

I'm not going to the White House. Basic reason for me is I don't feel accepted in the White House. With the president having so many strong opinions and prejudices I believe certain people might feel accepted there while others won't.

Not all the Patriots feel this way about President Trump, though—owner Robert Kraft, head coach Bill Belichick, and quarterback Tom Brady are all good friends with Trump.

This isn't Martellus Bennett or Devin McCourty's first time at the political rodeo. Both of the men expressed solidarity with Colin Kaepernick, the San Francisco 49er who protested police brutality against black people by kneeling instead of standing during the National Anthem. In a match up between the 49ers and the Patriots, both Bennett and McCourty raised their fists to show support during the song.

Twitter mourns public education with Betsy DeVos jokes.

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President Trump's nominee for Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos was confirmed by the Senate with a 51-50 vote. Vice President Mike Pence rushed to the rescue to break the tie on the Senate floor.

Criticisms of Betsy DeVos are that she has zero experience with public schools, and famously called them a "dead end." She is a champion of charter schools, which some say has turned children's education into for-profit enterprise. Her only relevant activity is donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to Republican Senators, which has proven to be more important to the people in power than the hundreds of thousands of calls from constituents.

Let us mourn. But, you know, with jokes. Here's how Twitter is reacting to Betsy Devos being confirmed as Secretary of Education:

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Tracy Morgan overshares about his sex life and you'll never guess which reality star is involved.

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Tracy Morgan has made a miraculous recovery since the horrific car accident that critically injured him and killed his friend, comedian James McNair. It's been an incredibly difficult process, but Tracy Morgan eventually came out of his coma, returned to comedy, and is leading a pretty normal life again.

Which includes an, umm, adventurous sex life.

How do we know? Because Tracy Morgan got super detailed when describing his bedroom activities on Ellen Degeneres' show yesterday.

After announcing that he and his wife Megan Wollover are going to start trying for another baby ASAP, here's what he had to say about keeping the fires burning in the bedroom:

"You gotta understand. For a whole year, I was on the couch. I couldn't do nothing. So, when everything was working, I went crazy. Our sex life is so hot. It's like volatile. We role play—that's how we keep it hot."

And Tracy Morgan didn't stop there. He went on to say which celebs the couple role-play as, and let's just say it's an unconventional choice:

"Tonight, she's gonna dress up like Blac Chyna and I'm gonna put on a fat suit and be Rob Kardashian," he said.

Yep, Tracy Morgan will be dressing up as Rob Kardashian to impregnate his wife.

Hey, if anything, Rob has proven his fertility, so maybe it's not such a bad idea?

Our nation is seriously divided—over which Girl Scout cookie is the best.

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Our nation is divided when it comes to policy, politics, and, most critically, cookies. Influesnster celebrated the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scout cookie by conducting a nationwide poll to determine the most popular cookie in each state. Some states go red, some states go blue, but we all go high cal and saturated fat. Gluttony: something we can all agree on.

Thin Mints reigned supreme as the most beloved Girl Scout cookie, winning both popular vote and the electoral cookie college. Samoas, aka "Caramel deLites" came in a close second after claiming 18 states. Third place goes to Tagalongs or "Peanut Butter Patties" and only two states— Wyoming and New Hampshire, selected Do-Si-Dos or "Peanut Butter Sandwiches."

Do-Si-Dos are the Evan McMullin of cookies.

Here is a complete list of each state's favorite Girl Scout cookie.

Alaska Thin Mints

Alabama Peanut Butter Patties / Tagalongs

Arkansas Thin Mints

Arizona Thin Mints

California Thin Mints

Colorado Caramel deLites / Samoas

Connecticut Peanut Butter Patties / Tagalongs

District of Columbia Peanut Butter Patties / Tagalongs

Delaware Thin Mints

Florida Caramel deLites / Samoas

Georgia Caramel deLites / Samoas

Hawaii Thin Mints

Iowa Caramel deLites / Samoas

Idaho Thin Mints

Illinois Thin Mints

Indiana Thin Mints

Kansas Caramel deLites / Samoas

Kentucky Caramel deLites / Samoas

Louisiana Caramel deLites / Samoas

Massachusetts Caramel deLites / Samoas

Maryland Thin Mints

Maine Caramel deLites / Samoas

Michigan Thin Mints

Minnesota Thin Mints

Montana Peanut Butter Patties / Tagalongs

North Carolina Caramel deLites / Samoas

North Dakota Caramel deLites / Samoas

New England Thin Mints

New Hampshire Thin Mints

New Jersey Caramel deLites / Samoas

New Mexico Caramel deLites / Samoas

Nevada Thin Mints

New York Caramel deLites/ Samoas

Ohio Thin Mints

Oklahoma Thin Mints

Oregon Thin Mints

Pennsylvania Caramel deLites / Samoas

Rhode Island Thin Mints

South Carolina Peanut Butter Patties / Tagalongs

South Dakota Thin Mints

Tennessee Thin Mints

Texas Caramel deLites / Samoas

Utah Thin Mints

Virginia Thin Mints

Vermont Do-si-dos / Peanut Butter Sandwich

Washington Caramel deLites/ Samoas

Wisconsin Peanut Butter Patties / Tagalongs

West Virginia Thin Mints

Wyoming Do-si-dos / Peanut Butter Sandwich

Unfortunately, flavors like Lemonades, Thanks-a-Lots and even the classic Trefoils failed to make the list. But that's okay, because they are all winners in our stomachs— I mean, hearts.

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Someone paid almost $100K for a Cheeto that looks like Harambe.

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It must be nice to have so much money that you can afford to spend almost $100,000 on a single Cheeto.

When one eBay user recently found a Flamin' Hot Cheeto that bared a striking resemblance to the deceased gorilla/internet meme, Harambe, they had the brilliant idea to put it up for sale on the site.

Okay, it really does look like him though.

The bidding for the Harambe Cheeto started at $11.99 on January 28. It closed on Tuesday with the winning bid of $99,900.

Disclaimer: Cheeto is not actually gorilla-sized.

That's right, my friends. Someone paid $99,900 for a Flamin' Hot Cheeto that resembles an internet famous gorilla.

How would you spend your extra $99,900?

I miss feeling you inside me, hope.


This teen didn't realize there was a penis in the background of her senior photo.

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I remember all the effort that went into making my high school senior photo"perfect": I had to choose the perfect corduroy/flannel combo and find the perfect puka shell necklace to match the Dave Matthews Band quotation I chose as my senior quote.

So I feel for this high school senior named Alexis. Her senior photo, against the backdrop of a hip, graffiti-colored wall, is so close to perfection. And yet....

Foiled. By a dick, of course.

As Alexis later realized, her senior pic was photobombed by a "big ass penis." In fact, it's so big ass (and bright green?) it's hard to know who's even photobombing who.

But the "happy ending" to this story is that Alexis is not alone (and not just in her photo). Not only has her tweet gone viral, but other people started sharing their own accidental dick pics. Many are way worse than Alexis':

And a few people were kind enough to fix up her pic in Photoshop:

But this guy offered up a long-term solution:

"White girls need to stop takin pics w/ graffiti" he wrote. And he's not wrong. But I wore a puka shell necklace in my senior photo so don't listen to anything I say ever.

Pink celebrates her 'normal' body with a post-baby Instagram humblebrag.

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Celebs love to have babies and then lose their pregnancy weight so quickly you start to wonder if they even really had that baby or if it's all just part of the grand conspiracy to make women feel bad about our bodies. So it's refreshing when a celebrity gives birth and then doesn't feel the need to lose that "baby weight" right away.

And there are few celebs more refreshingly real than Pink.

The singer gave birth to her second child six weeks ago. Yesterday she posted this photo of her and her trainer to celebrate her first day back at the gym:

"Week six post baby and I haven't lost any weight yet!" she wrote in the caption. "Yay me! I'm normal!"

Pink has since received an inpouring of supportive messages and comments from fans, many of whom relate to the post-baby weight loss struggle:

Pink does look great at any weight. And I'm loving the body positivity.

That being said, if Pink really wants to be "normal," she'll have to let go of her personal trainer and lose weight on her own, then gain it back, then lose it again, then gain it back, and repeat until the end of time. You know, like us "normal" folks.

People in Long Distance Relationships

Nap like your boss isn't watching.

People share the most embarrassing things they've found on someone else's phone.

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Someone hands you their phone to show you a picture, do you look at it and then hand it back, or do you swipe to see what else is on that sucker? The following are 7 of the best stories from people who accidentally found insanely embarrassing content on other people's devices.

1. Chris Potter, who pulled someone's content out of the closet.

I was in college, living in a duplex next door to 3 attractive college girls.

Well, one had received a used laptop from her boyfriend, but it was terribly slow and she was hoping I could figure out a way to speed it up. I ran malware scans, checked the registry, and then realized the OS drive was fairly overloaded with data. I asked her if she minded that I delete some files to free up space for virtual memory, and she agreed, but wanted to make sure I didn't delete anything important, so she sat with me and we went through various folders.

One was filled with video files with random alphanumeric titles. This was back before computers would show a preview icon, so I double clicked on one to see what it was.

Apparently her BF had a thing for hardcore gay male porn.

I don't know what happened between them thereafter, but oh to be a fly on the wall during that conversation…

2. Asha Tampa, who gives a good reason to never pal around with your co-workers.

A few years ago a bunch of colleagues went out on a team outing and ended up taking a lot of pictures. The next day, back in office, we were all swapping pictures taken from our phones when my friend decided to plug the phones into his office computer so we could see the photos on a bigger screen. One colleague had taken a LOT of pictures and she willingly gave us her phone to transfer the pics (maybe she forgot what she had in there?). We plugged the phone into the computer and started going through the pictures one by one, in slideshow mode. The quality was good and we got so engrossed that we had inched closer to the screen, when suddenly, almost like a scream, her boyfriend’s picture was splashed on the 21-inch monitor in all his hairy glory. That wasn’t all - he had decided to send her a picture in the Superman pose.

Without any clothes on. The girls broke down into fits of laughter while our guy friend stared at the screen in shock. We immediately disconnected her phone and gave it back to her before she found out what we had found out.

To this day I can’t see a Superman poster without remembering that incident.

3. Robert Hollander whose phone hid a butt-load of medical data.

About six months ago, I was having a lot of problems with gas and constipation for no apparent reason. By the time I went to the doctor about it, I knew I had the problem for a long time but I really didn't remember when it began. Was it a month or did it just seem like a month? The answers are important because something long-term could indicate the need to see a specialist and undergo a series of expensive and uncomfortable tests.

I decided that it would be wise to document the “situation” to make sure I was getting consistently better and that it wasn’t just hopeful thinking on my part. Such information would be of particular value if the need arose to make an appointment with a gastroenterologist.

The way I did this was to use my cell phone and take a photograph of every bowel movement before I cluttered the toilet with toilet paper. I did this for close to two weeks before I concluded that I no longer had a problem and decided to stop taking photos.

Without getting into any more detail, let me summarized by saying that I had collected something in the neighborhood of 30 or 40 photos before I concluded that everything was back to normal. Like a lot of the photos on my cell phone, I forgot about them.

About a month later, I was hanging out with a friend of mine. I was telling him about a female friend I had met who I thought was very attractive. He asked me if I had any photos of her. Without really thinking about what I was doing, I found one on my phone and handed my phone to him so he could see it better.

I had forgotten that a lot of people have the habit of swiping across a photo so that they can see other photos on the phone. He did exactly that and after a few swipes, before I realized what he was doing, he came across my collection of bowel movements.

Trying to explain to him why I had those photos on my phone was a bit embarrassing. Needless to say, as soon as I got back to my PC, I removed all of those photos and put them in a file folder on my PC in my main “MEDICAL” file folder.

4. Mehak Nayak, who accidentally embarrassed her uncle in front of all her elders in India.

This happened when I was 10, around 7 years ago. I was dumb and naïve.

One day my uncle (chacha) came to our home from village and his marriage was due in a month or so. There was a happy ambiance and the elders were talking about the arrangements.

I was getting bored so I asked him for his phone, I wanted to play, of course. He gave it to me. But soon I realised that he didn't have anything even remotely interesting in his phone so I started scrolling through his gallery. Sure enough, all I found was stupid mirror selfies and pictures of bikes.

But then at the end of it, there was a folder named X, I opened it. Another folder. I opened that. Another folder! This went for around 10 folders and finally what this 10 year old girl saw, shocked her. Hundreds of pictures of naked women! Not secretly taken though, these women were posing. (He probably got em from the internet?)

But in all honesty, I was more amused than shocked. I had seen naked women before (horrible memory, lol) but never thought that they let themselves get photographed! So after going through all the pictures I went to the room where all of the elders were seated and showed the images to each one of them as I laughed hysterically.

I vividly remember, at first my uncle didn't realise what I was showing to the others. When my mother's turn came to see the pictures, she looked at the phone, then at me, then at uncle, then back at the phone, and calmly said, “I don't understand what you're showing, give the phone back to him.

This was the moment his eyes widened and he realised what I'd done.

Needless to say, a very awkward silence followed and my mom doesn't like him any longer. He is infamously tagged the black sheep of the family.

5. Ross Trittipo, who really knows how to cleanse the palate before dessert.

Gross out story coming. You’ve been warned.

My wife’s sister and her husband were at another couple’s house eating dinner and hanging out.

After dinner, the four of them were sitting in the living room relaxing and talking. Just to have something to look at, the wife grabbed her husband’s phone and screencast it to the television using their Apple TV setup.

As the screencast cycled through the images on the guy’s phone, they were all shocked to see a couple photos of his big, hairy, spread-cheeked butt, with a particular emphasis right on his B-hole.

Yeah, I know it’s gross. I’m sorry.

They all start screaming and laughing and dry-heaving, and the guy was so thoroughly embarrassed he was turning beet red and almost crying in shame.

His wife was like, “WHAT THE HECK?”

But all he could do was stutter and mutter and murmur. The poor guy was absolutely mortified.

It turns out, he had suspected he might have a hemorrhoid, but was too embarrassed to ask his wife to look. And since he couldn’t see very well when he had tried using mirrors, he’d decided to take a couple photos with his iPhone.

So he’d spread his cheeks apart with one hand and taken the pictures with his other hand.

He’d simply forgotten the photos were on his phone, and the rest is history.

6. Asya Grechka's tale is both super sweet and crazy embarrassing.

Several years ago when I was in high school there was this odd foreign exchange Chinese guy who was interested in me. He would sometimes “run into me” after class and walk with me to the bus stop or he gave me chocolates on my birthday although I had never told him when it was.

One day when he was sitting next to me he pulled out his phone and started entering the unlock code. Out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw a familiar set of digits, but wasn't quite sure.

A few weeks later, we were both sitting at the library and he left to go to the bathroom, leaving his phone. I decided to give it a try, and whattya know, my birthday unlocked the phone. Unfortunately he came back very quickly and turned red to see me with his unlocked phone. We shared a small awkward moment but he quickly changed the subject :)

7. And finally, Ike Davis, a certified computer tech who just wanted to help out an elderly lady.

I just wanted to help out an old lady with her cellphone. She needed her pictures backed up because the phone was only turning on intermittently.

I did not ask to see a gig of amateur porn featuring … her.

Worse, she had effectively planted it there for me to find, although she didn’t say this. I could tell by the way she behaved around me. It seems she enjoyed the swinger lifestyle.

Put your phone down, flirt at the laundromat, and other big findings from the biggest study of singles.

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Match.com surveyed over 5,500 singles to deliver their annual Singles in America Study, a comprehensive, scientific look at what it means to be looking for love these days.

Here are the most important tidbits (hopefully you're not reading this on your phone on a date, because 58% of people hate that).

57% of millennials are lonely.

It's not just you.

Men are said to have fallen in love an average of 3.3 times, compared to women, who've only fallen in love 2.3 times.

Who is she, Brad? Statistics say you've been in love before. TELL ME.

So modern: 38% of men agree that the number one turn-on is a female entrepreneur.

Taking care of business.

42% of participants say they judge people on their social media posts, while only 39% of people will judge you on your grammar.

Your judging me, arent u?

Stop kvetching: 58% of people are turned off by people who openly complain on Facebook.

Whining about whining still counts.

Keep it compatible: iPhone users are 21x more likely to judge Android users negatively.

Ain't nobody got time for the green speech bubbles.

Cover your crack: 86% of women are more likely to negatively judge a man with a cracked phone screen.

Phone. Drop.

Instant gratification: Millennials are 48% more likely than other generations to sleep with someone right away if they feel the connection.

Go for it!

Unsolicited: 53% of millennial women have received dick pics, but oof, only 49% of them requested it.

No thank you.

Wash up: 43% of people said they have had success flirting at the laundromat.

But not Dr. Horrible.

Talk to your Uber driver about your love life and you're 3x more likely to hook up.

Hope you get Gosling.

Read the whole revealing study here.

Man is horrified to find gross mystery object in his jar of jelly.

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Don't you just love a good "Look at this gross thing I found in my food" story? A grocery store customer by the name of Troy Hawkins recently found this when he opened his newly purchased jar of red currant jelly:

What I find in a jar of your red currant jelly and you think a twenty pound vouchers is going to keep me quiet

Posted by Troy Hawkins on Monday, February 6, 2017

Does that look like a condom to you? It looks like a condom to me.

Co-op Food assures Troy that the strange object in his jelly was not a condom, but a "solidified white foam" that sometimes occurs when boiling fruit in jams and jellies.

Perhaps it's a condom made of foam? You cannot tell me that thing is not a condom.


Mom goes viral with brutally honest post about trying to have sex when you've got kids.

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Kristy Kemp, a 26-year-old mom of two toddlers, runs the popular Breastfeeding Mama Talk Facebook page. Recently she strayed off the topic of breastfeeding to address another relatable struggle for many parents: S-E-X.

"Trying to squeeze in OUR time has proved to be a challenge," she wrote. "Parent life..." To prove her point, Kemp posted this hilarious story about she and her partner trying to navigate romance when they've got two kids:

"PARENTHOOD Constantly being touched and climbed on by my toddler and non stop nursing from my baby.... When is there...

Posted by Breastfeeding Mama Talk on Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Here's the whole story, titled aptly "SEX":

SEX
Omg! I am not sure when the last time we actually had sex when the kids were up?! We (I) fed the family, washed the kids, brushed their teeth, put jammies on them and tucked the kiddos in bed early. I ran to the bedroom turned off Blippi and turned on romantic music. Found the lighter from my 2year olds birthday party and got the dust covered candles lit. I attempted to be sexy ignoring my postpartum naked body society frowns upon. I know he loves every inch of me. We get into the warm shower that is quickly loosing heat because my kids took most of the hot water. Kissing passionately in our shower we seem to hear phantom cries of our children about every 30 seconds. Trying to catch our footing we hear a loud "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" I start cursing the toy dolphin under my breath. As we are desperate to keep the mood going we realize the alphabet toys below us.... We are surrounded.... Finally we both crack up and the sexual mood disappears. We get back to best friend mode, laughing so hard we are barley able to catch our breath. We decided to snap a goofy picture to remember parenting is a crazy ride.
Some of you will think... "omg why would you post something so private." Well, I am a transparent person and I try to find the humor in being a parent. I believe if you can't truly enjoy your kids and laugh you will never survive being a parent. So here is to the exhausted moms and dads out there trying to be parents every minute of the day attempting to get some together time. Lol! Laugh at life or you won't make it!

Then she got even more specific in the comments:

I'm glad Kristy has the support of her "back massager." She also has the support of a lot of other moms, many who have shared their own parenting sex fails in the comments:

"caterpillar"

Moms or not, we can all relate to having sex be interrupted by someone screaming: "COME PLAY AT THE ZOO." Right??

Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie is 'awake and talking' after life-threatening accident.

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GOOD NEWS: Jamie Lynn Spears' 8-year-old daughter, Maddie Aldridge, is "awake and talking" after she was seriously injured in an ATV accident over the weekend, People reports.

"With her father, mother and stepfather by her side, Maddie regained consciousness mid-day Tuesday, February 7,” the hospital told People in a statement. "She is aware of her surroundings and recognizes those family members who have kept a round-the-clock vigil since the accident.”

Maddie had been on a hunting trip on her family's New Orleans property when the ATV she was driving flipped over and was "submerged in" a pond. She was resuscitated by paramedics and airlifted to a local hospital, where she was marked in "critical but stable" condition yesterday, People reports.

“Doctors were able to remove the ventilator today and she is awake and talking," the hospital said in today's statement. "Maddie continues to receive oxygen and is being monitored closely but it appears that she has not suffered any neurological consequences from the accident.”

And don't quote me, but Britney Spearsmay have had something to do with this miraculous recovery. Yesterday, Jamie Lynn Spears' big sister posted this photo of her niece on Instagram:

‪Need all the wishes and prayers for my niece 💜‬

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

"Need all the wishes and prayers for my niece," she wrote in the caption.

I didn't know thoughts and prayers actually worked! I'm just happy Maddie is okay and also I believe in God now.

I'd love to see and recklessly curse around your children.

Just a heads up that I mentally check out of work for the week by Wednesday afternoon.

Céline Dion accidentally photobombed a marriage proposal and the photos are perfect.

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What better way to show "The Power of Love" to your significant other than proposing to them in front of bona fide superstar Céline Dion?

According to Mashable, Nick Janevsky popped the question to girlfriend Austin McMillan at a pre-show meet and greet with McMillan's favorite performer. Although the proposal came as a surprise to the bride-to-be, no one looks more shocked than Céline Dion herself.

when @celinedion is just as shocked as you are at your PROPOSAL !!! 💍😱💗
there are no words to describe this moment! what i thought was just going to be a special night seeing my favorite performer turned out to be a night filled with so much happiness, surprise & celebration with everyone we love & even ended with donuts and ice cream so idk how it could get better! i get to marry the man of my dreams & grow old with my best friend 👴🏼❤️👵🏼 God's timing is so perfect. nothing could be better than this!! #justsaidyes@weddingwire

The Canadian singer's reaction was priceless, and the couple's big moment was made even more special by the celebrity photobomb.

"Céline was shocked and I was too," McMillan told Entertainment Tonight She was super sweet and wished us a long and happy marriage like she had with herhusband [René Angélil]. Then she invited herself to the wedding!"

@celinedion is about the only person i wouldn't mind photobombing the pictures of our proposal 😍💍I'm still floating around in the clouds over here feeling like it's a dream!! my heart is so happy!! what a dream come true

McMillan also uploaded this photo onto Facebook. Hey, Dion looks just about ready to officiate a wedding! Or at least maybe she'll sing a song or two at the reception.

best day of my life!!!

Posted by Austin McMillan on Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Congrats you two! May your hearts go on andddddd onnnnnnnnnnn.

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