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The internet is obsessed with this cringe-inducing video of a budget face mask gone wrong.

March 2, 2017, 9:53 am
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Not everybody can be graced with the gentle touch of Dr. Pimple Popper, so the majority of us have to take blackhead removal into our own hands.

Tiff of the married YouTuber duo Tiff and Cari bought a not-so-trustworthy charcoal face mask from a Facebook ad that basically turned into a plastic sheet.

“Holy crap, I am really regretting this,” she says, probably contemplating what her life would be like if she just left it on.

Stuck all over, Tiff slowly but surely peels it off, with play-by-play commentary.

She goes through a journey of trying to decide between the slow burn...

...and the quick tear.

It's like ripping off a band-aid...that covers the entire face. You'll feel the sympathy pains tingling.

The action starts three minutes in, and it's a long journey to freedom.

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These boys got the same haircut so their teacher 'wouldn't be able to tell them apart.'

March 2, 2017, 10:00 am
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EXTREME CUTENESS AHEAD: A mom named Lydia Stith Rosebush posted a story on Facebook about her 5-year-old son, Jax, who wanted to get the same haircut as his best friend, Reddy, to fool their teacher.

The post has gone viral for a specific reason: Jax is white. Reddy is black.

Rosebush shared this photo of the two boys from December, before Jax's haircut:

This morning Jax and I were discussing his wild hair. I told him that he needed a haircut this weekend. He said that...

Posted by Lydia Stith Rosebush on Friday, February 24, 2017

She wrote:

This morning Jax and I were discussing his wild hair. I told him that he needed a haircut this weekend. He said that he wanted his head shaved really short so he could look like his friend Reddy. He said he couldn't wait to go to school on Monday with his hair like Reddy's so that his teacher wouldn't be able to tell them apart. He thought it would be so hilarious to confuse his teacher with the same haircut.

Oh my god!!!!!!!!

According to his his mom, Jax literally doesn't realize his friend is black (or he doesn't realize he's white). If you're an adult, you probably shouldn't say you "don't see color" (unless you're technically colorblind). But he's five, so this is genuinely adorable.

"If this isn't proof that hate and prejudice is something that is taught I don't know what is," Rosebush wrote. "The only difference Jax sees in the two of them is their hair."

Jax got the haircut, and his mom posted the after-pic on Reddit. Here's what they look like now:

TWINSIES.

At this point, I'm so blinded by cuteness that I can't tell them apart either.

These boys are adorable and I hope they stay best friends forever, mainly so when they're teenagers, Reddy can make endless fun of Jax for this story. Lovingly, of course.

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Cartoon delightfully captures the art of mansplaining, comments section kindly proves the point.

March 2, 2017, 10:12 am
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Will McPhail, a cartoonist for the New Yorker,drew a delightful depiction of mansplaining—set at an art gallery.

"I said, 'I wonder what it means,' not 'Tell me what it means,'" the woman grimaces at her friend, amusingly drawn with a cardigan and man bun.

A cartoon by Will McPhail. See more cartoons with our randomizer: http://nyer.cm/DwAagCA

Posted by The New Yorker on Sunday, February 26, 2017

The joke needs no mansplanation. You either like it or you don't. But of course the irony was thick in the New Yorker's comments section, as mansplainers flocked in force and slammed on their keyboards.

One man wrote that "'I wonder' in conversation is commonly interpreted as an invitation for help in understanding," before concluding that this woman would not get a second date, were the first date with him.

Another simply told the cartoonist "you forgot to be funny" and elaborated that "the point of a cartoon is to be funny. If you say 'I wonder what it means' when having a conversation, it's no crazy [sic] to interpret that as a question."

Fortunately, the most-liked comments are like cream because they rise to the top, and by now they're all very self-aware comments about the firestorm of mansplanation going on below them.

And because you made it this far, here's a few more patriarchic cartoons by Will McPhail for you to enjoy. Great job.

This week's New Yorker cartoon.

A post shared by Will McPhail (@willmcphail4) on

Another from this week's Private Eye.

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My office happy hour is the one where I'm eating lunch alone.

March 2, 2017, 10:30 am
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Dr. Pimple Popper squeezes pure 'egg salad' out of this goofy bro's cyst.

March 2, 2017, 10:58 am
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Sometimes, Dr. Pimple Popper's patients are even more entertaining that the stuff buried under their skin. Today's patient, a young dude with some serious Thor/Fabio hair, is a perfect example. He comes in all goofy and carefree, making jokes about his dog sniffing his "cheese"-filled cyst. But once Dr. Lee starts squeezing it out, he goes deathly quiet. And just because they love hamming it up for the fans, the whole Dr. Pimple Popper team tortures him by comparing the contents to different food items, no matter how much he gags.

Now you can tell your non-popaholic friends that you watch this stuff for the comedy. They might be a little less judgmental about that.

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Woman goes in for a sonogram, finds out she is pregnant with a little punk rocker.

March 2, 2017, 11:21 am
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Makelle Throckmorton Ahlin and Jared Ahlin are expecting their third baby, and although this little rock star is still in utero, this baby is going to be SO. METAL.

Makelle uploaded the photograph of her latest ultrasound onto Facebook on February 23rd, and although it is usually nearly impossible for anyone to pick out any discernible features on these infamously blurry photographs, that fetus is very clearly flashing the "sign of the horns" with it's tiny little hand.

Well it's official our kids are the coolest even before they enter the world...or they are just really full of themselves, but I already knew that was going to happen just look at their dad🤘🏼. Jared Ahlin

Posted by Makelle Throckmorton Ahlin on Thursday, February 23, 2017

Well it's official our kids are the coolest even before they enter the world...or they are just really full of themselves, but I already knew that was going to happen just look at their dad

Good luck to those parents— we have a feeling that this little rocker will start practicing their heavy metal screaming right off the bat.

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Let's get a drink after work and find out if we hate the same co-workers.

March 2, 2017, 11:30 am
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Twitter fires back at 'insulting' tweet about 'the future liberals want' with an arsenal of memes.

March 2, 2017, 12:00 pm
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When ultra-conservative Twitter user "PolNewsNetwork1" tweeted this photo yesterday, it seems like it was meant to insult liberals. That plan backfired gloriously.

"This is the future that liberals want," they wrote, next to an amazing photo taken on the NYC subway of a woman wearing a full head covering sitting next to someone who appears to be dressed in full, gorgeous drag.

I can't speak for all liberals, but this photo—and the diversity and peaceful co-habitation it represents—is definitely the future I want. Twitter seems to agree.

Others said they don't want this in the future—they want it now.

Predictably, the photo has given rise to a cornucopia of colorful and hilarious memes.

AMERICA IS DOOOOMED.

JK. I mean, it might be doomed. But probably not because of two different-looking people minding their own business on the subway.

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Vladimir Putin once dissed George W. Bush's dog and Dubya has NOT forgotten.

March 2, 2017, 12:13 pm
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If you couldn't stand George W. Bush for eight years but the current state of the dumpster fire has softened him for you a bit, watching the confident way he dances his way onto the Ellen DeGeneres set may rekindle some of your old fires.

And when the former president classifies "symbiotic" as a "big word," you might be tempted to close your browser, unplug your internet, and build a blanket fort you can live in until the world ends.

Then again, George W. Bush has a marvelous anecdote about his dog, Barney. The story starts around the 5:10 mark and has everything to do with Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin's dog, and how you can tell a lot about a Vladimir Putin by the way he treats your dog.

"He kind of dissed him," said Bush, referring to Putin's first meeting with the then-president's little Scottish Terrier. "He looked at him like, 'You think that's a dog?'"

Fast forward to a year later and Putin asks Bush if he'd like to meet his dog. "Yeah, I'd like to meet him," responds POTUS. "And out comes a giant hound, kind of loping across the... yard." Now comes Bush's impression of a dog running and it looks like an eagle flying. The guy's so American every animal moves like an eagle in his mind.

"And Putin looks at me and says, 'Bigger, stronger, and faster than Barney.' And uh, it speaks volumes when you listen to what somebody says. So in other words, he's got a chip on his shoulder." At this point, Ellen is rapt.

Then Bush drops the conclusion, and this has all been his way of saying, "Putin will push and push and push until somebody stands up to him." And you realize it's all a way for 43 to throw more shade at 45.

Again, you might think it's annoying that George W. Bush uses a folksy anecdote about a dictator's dog to prove he's "got a chip on his shoulder," rather than pointing to his terrifying record regarding civil rights, war, and free press—but hey, this is 2017, not 2005. You've got more pressing politicians to needle.

And no one should call small dogs anything other than adorable and a little insecure.

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My worries about getting fired.

March 2, 2017, 12:29 pm
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My hairstylist is the wind.

March 2, 2017, 1:30 pm
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Jimmy Kimmel proved gullible people will believe George W. Bush painted anything.

March 2, 2017, 10:53 am
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Former President George W. Bush was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday night, because former presidents have nothing but time, probably. Jimmy Kimmel put together a new edition of Lie Witness News, taking to the streets and speaking to strangers about (fake) paintings done (but not really) by George W. Bush.

Hmm. Not only is that "fake news," some of the random "passerby" seem pretty camera-ready. Just 'saying. Except maybe the guy who says, "It looks like he really loves strawberries." He's got a real future in art criticism.

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Twitter piles on Jeff Sessions for his not-quite-apologetic press conference.

March 2, 2017, 12:41 pm
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Attorney General Jeff Sessions' integrity came into question because he was personally opposed by Coretta Scott King when The Washington Postrevealed that he indeed had meetings with the Russian ambassador, despite testifying before Congress that he didn't.

He said, under oath,“I did not have communications with the Russians,” making that phrase the new "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Even Republicans know that this is a big deal, with some calling on him to recuse himself from the Trump-Russia probe. Some Democrats are calling for his resignation.

Sessions held a presser on Thursday and announced that he's recusing himself from the Russia investigation, before ducking out early.

He addressed the perjury allegations with a classic, lawyer-y statement:

You got the phone alerts, now here are the tweets.

And here's a fun fact from the dictionary:

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Lisa Kudrow dishes on the time a 'Friends' guest star told her, 'Now you're f***able.'

March 2, 2017, 1:24 pm
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During a Wednesday appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, a caller asked Lisa Kudrow what was the worst incidence of "bad behavior" ever exhibited by a guest star on Friends. Without revealing the offender's name, Kudrow shared a chestnut of a story that is sure to make anyone gag.

Kudrow said:

The worst behavior, off the top of my head? I rehearsed without makeup most of the week, and then on show night, I’m in hair and makeup, and I was told, "Oh wow, now you’re…" Can I say it? "Now you're f***able." That’s bad behavior, I’d say.

Nobody treats Phoebe like that.

Fellow guest Jennifer Beals asked Kudrow if she "retaliated," to which she responded:

I told Matt LeBlanc. He's like a big brother.

So presumably, he beat up that jerk. It's nice to see that the cast of Friends really were like a family (even if the characters they played slept together).

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This kid is going viral for his perfect reaction to someone stealing his chips.

March 2, 2017, 1:39 pm
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Sometimes humans struggle with showing how they really feel. You know, like when your friend who just ordered a side salad at dinner is suddenly taking food right from your plate and you just kind of nod along like it's fine? Like, you're annoyed but you don't want to start a whole "thing?" Well, this little boy isn't afraid to show his emotions. Especially when it comes to people stealing his food.

A Twitter user by the name of Leanna posted a video to Twitter of her little cousin Julian's reaction when someone stole some of his chips.

Leanna's video has since gone viral. It currently has over 17,000 retweets and 17,000 likes. Unsurprisingly, the snack lovers of Twitter are finding Julian's reaction to be extremely relatable.

Julian may just be the most relatable human on the internet. This is why you always ask before you steal someone's chips, people. Remember: snacks are not something to be taken lightly.

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Alec Baldwin gets into bitter Twitter war with another comedian who does a Trump impression.

March 2, 2017, 3:00 pm
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Alec Baldwin was the guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and things got weirdly kind of hostile when the actor, who has been impersonating Donald Trump on SNLsince last season, started taking shots at "competing" comedians who do Trump impressions.

"It's interesting that now that [Trump's] not going to the White House Correspondents' Dinner, there are people who are lobbying to play Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner," Baldwin told Kimmel. "There's a couple guys on the internet who are like, 'No, please. I'm the only man who should play Trump.' There's a lot of Trump competition, I got sucked into this."

The "guys on the internet" he's referring to include Anthony Atamanuik, a beloved NYC improviser whose hilarious Trump impression has sparked a Twitter campaign to get him to perform at the White House Correspondents' Dinner (which the actual Trump will not be attending this year).

He's made it clear he'd be down for the gig.

Atamanuik didn't appreciate being dismissed by Baldwin as some "guy on the internet," and he fired back on Twitter last night.

"No one's lobbying Alec," he wrote. "I think it was @Midnight that did that for me. But thank you for the f@%k you on Kimmel."

Baldwin simply responded, "you're welcome."

Guys, stop fighting! There are plenty of Trump impersonation opportunities to go around!

Other comedians have jumped into the fray to come to Atamanuik's defense, including James Adomian, who hit Alec Baldwin with a string of vicious tweets.

^^Good point though.

Wow that's low. And he kept going.

This man is an unstoppable force of Twitter shade.

Alec Baldwin was too busy being a rich and famous person with a family to delve further in to this twitter beef, right? Of course not!

He shot back at Adomian, shade for shade.

That escalated quickly.

If you wish to compare Trump impressions so you can choose sides in this historically significant controversy, here's a clip of Alec Baldwin's impression.

And here's a clip of Atamanuik's.

My vote goes to Anthony Atamanuik. His Trump impression is so good I forgive him for giving me a B in Level 2 Improv.

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George W. Bush and Jimmy Kimmel sketched each other and it was strangely romantic.

March 3, 2017, 5:00 am
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The figurative George W. Bush comeback tour continued on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday night when the 43rd President stopped by to promote his new book of paintings, Portraits of Courage. Although Bush left office with a historically low 37% approval rating, the country seems to look at the former POTUS in a more forgiving light given the current political climate.

The president-turned-painter joked about his new hobby by saying, "The art community was not exactly my base of support." Ah, remember when presidents were self-aware? Simpler times.

Bush started by painting dogs (Dubya even dubbed himself as a "pet portrait painter"), but he has already graduated to sketching popular late-night talk show hosts. Jimmy Kimmel and George W. Bush ended up doing impromptu sketches of one another, and they both definitely have their own styles.

Wow, these two have more chemistry than Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. Draw me like one of your French Poodles, Mr. President.

George W. Bush's new book of oil paintings,Portraits of Courage, is on sale now and proceeds go to helping United States veterans.

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Unfortunate Mike Pence tweet now used against him after private email revelations.

March 3, 2017, 5:36 am
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Vice President Mike Pence used a private email account to "conduct public business" while governor of Indiana, according to a report from the Indy Star published Thursday night.

The story has the makings of another scandal in the Trump administration, as a top elected official has been revealed to use AOL.

Worse than that, for some observers, is the fact that Mike Pence's email was actually hacked last summer, and that Pence discussed "sensitive information" about his personal security, terrorist attacks, and FBI arrests on the AOL account.

If you're having flashbacks to the Hillary Clinton email scandal that dominated news cycles for months—congratulations, you're only human.

As Mike Pence's Washington office defends the vice president, they've said that "Mr. Pence fully complied with Indiana law regarding email use and retention," according to the Indy Star. Of course, the FBI found that Clinton, too, had committed no crime in her use of a private email during an investigation in July.

That was never going to stop prominent Republicans from calling for more and more investigation into whether or not she mishandled sensitive information. Like this guy, in October:

The Pence office is trying to draw a distinction between the two email controversies, according to Politico, saying that Clinton had an entire private server, rather than just an email account, and that Pence didn't have the same security clearance as Clinton—so he couldn't have mishandled "classified" information.

Still, Pence's record on Clinton's private email during the campaign was extreme. Compounding the hypocrisy is the fact that the Indiana governor's office reportedly cannot release all of his private emails because of "information the state deemed too sensitive."

All these facts have made retweeting Pence's October tweet extremely satisfying for many, and you can expect the following to dominate your timeline until the next scandal. Fortunately, it seems like there's always a new one to keep those hot takes piping fresh.

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Rachel Dolezal has legally changed her name to something that will infuriate her haters.

March 3, 2017, 5:49 am
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Rachel Dolezal, the former leader of the Spokane NAACP who became a viral laughing stock in 2015 when it was revealed she had been passing herself off as black for years, is back in the news. Perhaps seeking a fresh start, she has legally changed her name. Although from the name she chose, it seems like she's still up to her old tricks.

According to court documents, Dolezal changed her name to Nkechi Amare Diallo, a name with African origins. It's not that surprising, considering that she's never apologized for her choices. In this interview from April 2016, she explained that she still "self-identifies" as black:

But her commitment has not helped her in the months since. In a recent interview with The Guardian, she explained that since she resigned from the NAACP in 2015, she still hasn't been able to find another job, even a minimum-wage one. She and her family are near the point of homelessness. The only work she has been offered is in reality TV and porn.

Her memoir, In Full Color: Finding My Place in a Black and White World, comes out later this month. The cover features her old name.

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Jimmy Fallon reads #IveChanged tweets and proves change is not only hard but hilarious.

March 3, 2017, 5:58 am
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Jimmy Fallon asked viewers to send in their best #IveChanged tweets to show the world just how far they've come (spoiler: it's not that far), and prove that it is possible for us to evolve. You have probably heard the saying"you live and you learn," but in 2017, it seems like the old adage should say "you live and you learn and then you tweet about it." Change is hard, but it is definitely easy to laugh at these ridiculous tweets.

You don't have to wait for New Years to have a resolution— you can start feeding the Ninja Turtles today. However, you may want to try to slip slices of pizza down the sewer gates instead of candy.

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