Finally, we do not have to choose between Beyoncé or cheese. For so long, this choice has divided our society. Enemies have been created, wars have been fought, and families have broken up over this difficult choice, but now, one man has united us all by creating a statue of Beyoncé from 40 lbs. of cheddar cheese. God bless us, every one.

The artist's name is David Bradley and his beautiful contribution to this earth is called "Brie-oncé." It's a misleading pun, as the statue is actually made of cheddar, but who cares? Bradley has saved us from ourselves by creating peace that can cross boarders and be understood in any language. Of course, there were many Beyoncé's to choose from, but Bradley chose wisely when he decided to replicate the image of Beyoncé with twins:

Damn, can you imagine doing something with cheese other than slicing it into pieces that fit in your mouth (and sometimes you are even too lazy to do that)?

Bradley brought the statue into this world for the East Village Cheese and Wine Festival in London, Mic reports, and assisting him in the dairy endeavor was food sculptor Jacqui Kelly and "food art experts" at The Robin Collective. On Saturday, he'll also be competing in a cheese carving competition, during which I personally hope he carves Jay-Z. All in all, I'm just grateful that I can finally start talking to my sister again after the great "Beyoncé Or Cheese?" argument of 2014 (I will never disclose who chose what, as the hatchet has officially been buried which the creation of "Brie-oncé").

Some days I wake up feeling like the world is mostly a benevolent place and that humans are fundamentally good. Other days I wake up thinking, "trust no one." This is one of those stories that will make you realize why those "trust no one" days happen.

I truly wish I knew the backstory to this text conversation, but all I know is Michael texts a number that he thinks is Crystal, telling her to stop spreadin' info about his peen.

So, Crystal's out there telling the world that Michael's got a small dick and Michael just wants her to stop! But Crystal acts like she has no clue what's going on and insinuates that she's seen a lot of tiny penises lately by adding "you could literally be like 10 people." Some might say she is high on power.

The tone of Michael's texts seem genuinely pleading as he asks Crystal to not spread any information about his dick whatsoever, not even lies about it being big. He just wants some good old fashioned mystique surrounding what he's working with.

If you haven't lost faith in humanity by this part of the story, well, good for you. I'm feeling pretty bummed. We don't even know if that's really Crystal! Plus, one of these two suckers sold out and took screenshots of this, for some sad reason. That is, unless my theory that people are doctoring fake text conversations to create viral content is true. Is there any way to know? In any case, I got this information from Elite Daily.

This just in: Former Trump advisor Mike Flynn wins Snitch Of The Year award for offering to testify about the Republicans' contact with Russia, as long as he's granted immunity from prosecution. (Hint: That mean's he's probably committed some crimes he doesn't want to go to jail for.)

The statement, which was issued on Thursday night by Flynn's lawyer, doesn't list specific terms, the New York Times reports, but includes that "no reasonable person, who has the benefit of advice from counsel, would submit to questioning in such a highly politicized, witch-hunt environment without assurances against unfair prosecution."

And while experts have cautioned onlookers from reading too much into Flynn's demand for immunity, we know that Flynn at least had several phone conversations with a Russian ambassador last year, and that he misled White House officials about that fact. And obviously, the first thing Twitter is going to do is read into it. Here are some of the funniest initial reactions to the news that Flynn is ready to 'fess up, provided he doesn't have to suffer for it.

Vacations can get expensive, especially if you are a broke college student who just wants to get sloshed and lay out by the pool. Luckily, viewers ofTheTonight Show with Jimmy Fallontweeted their best advice for having fun on a budget using the hashtag #SpringBroke. But we don't necessarily suggest that you take any of it.

Check it out:

Ah yes, grab your 13 best friends, that "Dan Drobner" fake ID, and relax with a nice cold carpet beer or "mojitoid" before you decided that you are officially too old for this sh*t.

Spring break, baby!

Late Thursday night, President Donald Trump tweeted about the "full potential of women in our society." If Donald Trump only read the news, he'd know that Donald Trump isn't the best politician to deliver that message.

"Only by enlisting the full potential of women in our society will we be truly able to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain"

Alongside his tweet came a video of the president waxing poetic on the "grit" and "courage" of American women. As he recited his speech on women's empowerment, the camera lingered on a bowl of flowers.

As with any time Donald Trump tweets a cookie-cutter comment about the potential of women, women were quick to remind him of his lewd remarks to former "Access Hollywood" host Billy Bush and a host of other inappropriate comments he's made about them. In other words, people grabbed him by the phony tweets and refused to let go.

It's prom season, bringing with it excited teens, fancy dresses, and the inevitable instances of discrimination against members of the LGBTQ community. On Wednesday, high school junior Paula Goodgame tweeted a screenshot of a message she got from her guidance counselor just a week before prom, letting her know that she wouldn't be allowed to bring her girlfriend Anjali Persad as her date. The message, which for some reason included a smiley face (?), suggested that she try to get a male friend to invite her girlfriend instead. What the?

Goodgame's tweet has since gone viral, with people on Twitter sharing their outrage at the situation.

Paula Goodgame attends a Catholic school, and according to their prom guidelines, dates cannot be of the same sex. However, being a new student at the school, Goodgame was not aware of the (completely archaic) rule.

She told BuzzFeed,

There are other gay people at the school, and a couple of the students there have gay parents. No one really expected this to come about, especially me and my friends. My family and my best friend's family is Catholic and they're supportive of what I do because they believe in "love thy neighbor" despite who that "neighbor" is.

As of now, Paula Goodgame says she will go to Anjali Persad's prom (she attends a different school), but she's not sure about her own. Speaking to BuzzFeed she said, "If [Anjali Persad] can't go to my prom, then that prom is not worth going to. You're supposed to have that whole 'magical' night with someone special, ya know? It wouldn't be worth it without her."

At this point, we all know the Carpool Karaoke drill— a celebrity rides shotgun while James Corden drives, the two of them belt out some hits (but James will always belt louder), and before you know it, you've wasted 15 minutes of your workday on YouTube.

However, the latest edition of Carpool Karaoke featuring Victoria Beckham from Thursday night's episode of The Late Late Show majorly mixed up the segment's fool-proof formula, and we don't know what to believe anymore.

Check it out:

Instead of the classic Carpool Karaoke format we are all used to, Victoria Beckham and James Corden made a trailer for a fake reboot of the 1987 film Mannequin, where Beckham play's Kim Cattrall's part and Corden steps into Andrew McCarthy's role. As the video says, this is certainly a reboot that "no one asked for."

At the end of the video, the two do get into some karaoke— for about 30 seconds. At least they picked a killer song, although the '90s hit is not exactly in line with the '80s motif.

What do you think of this version of Carpool Karaoke?

On Thursday night, Victoria Beckham, who was once the Spice Girls' Posh Spice, appeared with James Corden in his Late Late Show's Carpool Karaoke segment. Only it wasn't the normal style Carpool Karaoke—instead it was a trailer for a totally fake reboot of the 1987 movie Mannequin.

Neverheless, according to The Sun, Spice Girl Mel B., a.k.a. Scary Spice) is "livid" that Victoria Beckham performed Spice Girls songs in the brief Carpool Karaoke clip, especially because Beckham shunned the band's recent reunion. Mel B. is also apparently peeved that Beckham is using Spice Girls songs in the campaign for her Target collaboration.

A source told The Sun:

Mel is livid Victoria is all of a sudden embracing her Spice Girls past after years of trying to distance herself from the band. She was desperate for the girls to go on a very lucrative reunion tour to celebrate their music with millions of fans. But once Posh pulled out, the idea began to crumble leaving the members of the band who were keen to perform having no choice but to ditch it. Mel feels it’s unfair Victoria is now using their music to boost her own profile.

When you put it that way, what gives, Posh? According to Melanie Chisolm, aka Sporty Spice Mel C., Victoria Beckham bowed out of the reunion because of the demands of her fashion label as well as her family life.

So who knows. Hopefully, these Spice Women will get it all figured out, without things getting too—wait for it—spicy.

While every job might not seem hardcore at first, it all comes down to branding: Accountants are freaks in the sheets. Photographers shoot people. The clergy are keepers of the dead.

The Twitter hashtag #BadlyExplainYourJob celebrated the baddassery there is in every job with the magic of wordplay.

1. Rev it up!

2. Picture perfect.

3. The Producers

4. A standup guy.

5. Sounds about right, Professor.

6. A freak in the sheets.

7. Mother knows best.

8. Oh sh*t.

9. Software is hard.

10. Copy righter.

11. The Grateful Med.

12. Now that's super cool.

13. What's up, Doc.

14. Speakerboxxx.

15. Portrait of an Artist.

16. Pedia-tricks.

17. Straight fire.

18. Now that's just all of us.

It's been almost 13 years since Friendswent off the air, but if you're anything like me, you're probably still quoting Chandler Bing one-liners all the time. Everyone has a favorite Chandler joke, even Chandler himself (aka Matthew Perry). Perry was on Good Morning America on Thursday, where he shared his all-time favorite Chandler-ism.

Matthew Perry's favorite Friends joke is from the Season 2 episode, "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend." The character Joey (played by Matt LeBlanc) is talking to Chandler about his family's longtime tailor. Here's the exchange:

JOEY: You should go see Frankie, my family’s been going to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15... No, wait, 16. No, excuse me, 15. When was 1990?

CHANDLER: Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!

Ahh, memories. Who else is now planning to spend their weekend holed up watching old episodes of Friends?

A red deer stag in the Scottish Highlands was photographed with a curious accessory on his antlers. Oh, deer! Looks like the stag party got out of hoof! This guy went buck wild!

*Homer Simpson voice* — "D'oe!"

Insert more puns here.

According to the BBC, the deer "snagged the item of underwear while passing a washing line," which is an extremely boring explanation for the funniest woodland image since Yogi Bear shocked the world by—get this—stealing a picnic basket.

No matter how many times he did it, you never saw it coming.

According to Variety, Beyoncé is director Jon Favreau’s top choice to voice Nala in the upcoming live-action reboot of Disney's The Lion King.

As of right now, Beyoncé has not officially accepted the part. However, Favreau has made it clear that since it is only a voice-acting role, the studio is more than willing to be flexible and accommodate the Grammy winner's schedule.

Back in February, Beyoncé broke the internet when she announced that she and husband Jay Z are expecting twins with this now iconic pregnancy photoshoot.

DonaldGlover is currently signed on to voice Simba and James Earl Jones is reprising his role as Mufasa. Honestly, the only thing that could make this cast more epic is the addition of the Queen Bey herself.

Of course, Twitter is excited at the mere prospect of having Beyoncé voice one of their favorite childhood characters.

Hey, Jon Favreau! If you really want the internet to flip out, you will let Blue Ivy voice young Nala. That would be epic.

Joe Biden didn't run for president in 2016, but on Thursday—with a healthy dose of hindsight—he gave a glimpse into what a Biden campaign would have looked like. And in no uncertain terms, he laid out precisely why he thinks Hillary Clinton lost.

At an event at the University of Pennsylvania, CNN reports he indirectly chided Hilary Clinton for failing to focus on the middle class:

"What happened was that this was the first campaign that I can recall where my party did not talk about what it always stood for — and that was how to maintain a burgeoning middle class," said the former vice president.

"You didn't hear a single solitary sentence in the last campaign about that guy working on the assembly line making $60,000 bucks a year and a wife making $32,000 as a hostess in restaurant."

Biden continued: "And they are making $90,000 and they have two kids and they can't make it and they are scared, they are frightened."

While it's true Hillary Clinton didn't give that specific anecdote, she did lay out her plans for a middle class tax cut. Of course, by the end of the campaign, Donald Trump news dominated everything—the Clinton campaign message included.

But in the wake of the Billy Bush tape, a furious Joe Biden himself said he wished he could take Trump"behind the gym" instead of debating him on issues. So perhaps staying on message is a little easier said than done in the heat of a one-on-one contest with the tweeter in chief.

Earlier in the week, Joe Biden said he had "planned on running for president" before the tragic death of his son Beau from brain cancer, according to CNN.

"Although it would've been a difficult primary, I think I could've won," said Biden. "I don't regret not running in the sense that it was the right decision for my boy, for me, for my family at the time. But do I regret not being president? Yes."

Biden still might run in 2020.

In her spare time, research scientist Janelle Shane enjoys conducting weird, pop-culture-inspired experiments and sharing them on her popular Tumblr. Previously, she used a neural network (a learning program like in Terminator) to come up with names for Pokémon.

She's also been using neural networks to study cookbooks. By feeding it hundreds of pages of cookbooks, she's been able to use the program to automatically generate recipe titles. And while the technology is certainly impressive, it doesn't quite have Ina Garten's touch for naming dishes. In fact, the names it comes up with are hilariously weird. Shane posted a list of them on Tumblr, where it's gone massively viral.

These truly are the best:

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

Not only was Shane's post a huge hit on Tumblr, it's now going viral a second time after being shared on Twitter by people including IT expert Justin Warren.

People can't get enough of these cybernetic culinary concoctions.

Even better, Shane's AI is now trying its hand at writing full recipes, with similar results.

This is so mouth-watering:

Bake until juice. Brush from the potato sauce: Lightly butter into the viscin. Cook combine water. Source: 0 25 seconds; transfer a madiun in orenge cinnamon with electres if the based, make drained off tala whili; or chicken to well. Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl. Toast the bread spritkries.
Yield: 6 servings

I know just the robot to cook this feast.

Bring on the singularity!

If you don't follow a lot of fast food chains on social media, you might have missed the Wendy's Twitter account slowly transforming into an insult comic. In the past few months, this red-haired spitfire has gone viral on several occasions for burning trolls with red hot, juicy clapbacks. In January, they even went after Burger King, but that was just the beginning. On Thursday, they levied a massive burn on their white whale: McDonald's. It all started when the house that Ronald built tweeted this (pretty sad) brag.

Of course, you can't lob a softball like that without expecting Wendy's to knock it out of the park.

Damn! Going after their beef? That's a low blow in the burger world.

The reaction from Twitter was immediate and explosive.

And Wendy's was more than happy to keep the burns coming.

Then Whataburger got involved.

Still no comment from Carl's Jr. or any of the Five Guys.

After a rough week, Texas best friends Texas best friends, Cati Domitrovich (19) and Alex Nagle (17), decided to treat themselves to dinner at a fancy restaurant - and they went above and beyond to get a free dessert out of the deal. (Any best friends can convince people they're dating, right?)

The two staged a fake proposal at a fancy restaurant after acting like a couple during their entire meal.

When Domitrovich got up to use the restroom, Nagle told the server that he was going to propose and asked her to take photos. Apparently, their performance was pretty convincing.

"Everyone believed us and everyone clapped," Domitrovich told Buzzfeed News.

And the best part is, they got this fancy plate of tiny desserts free of charge.

Genius.

Naturally, people on Twitter are obsessed with them.

Although there are some out there who think the teens' scheme was a tad over-the-top.

Hey, we're all just doing what we have to do to get some crème brûlée in this crazy game we call life.

Okay, let's just be honest. No one really works while at work 100% of the time. Sometimes you have to put work on hold to tend to more pressing issues, like planning your next vacation. And that is not easy to do with your boss peering over your shoulder constantly.

Fortunately for you and your PTO, Kayak has come up with a fool-proof, desktop-only hack that will allow you to stealthily plan your vacation from the office without tipping off your boss: Kayak At Work.

It's Kayak's website mocked up to look like an Excel spreadsheet called the Travel Problems SolvedReport—a nod to Office Space, of course. This faux-spreadsheet will trick nosy coworkers into thinking you were doing work all along. Genius!

At a glance, Kayak at Work looks like a regular, boring spreadsheet. But look closer:

Yup, it's actually a search engine to find the best flights. You'll totally look productive to your coworkers while you're actually searching for plane seats with the most legroom.

How did Kayak come up with this genius idea? A study of Kayak users found that 57% of searches take place during the workday, with Tuesdays being the day of the week people are most likely plan their vacations instead of work. Kayak at Work is desktop-only based on the company's findings that 66% of wannabe-travelers were brazen enough to search for cheap flights on desktops.

So check out Kayak at Work for yourself and start planning your trip. Just don't tell your boss that we sent you.

Disclosure: Someecards worked with Kayak to create these cards.