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This fitness blogger's before-and-after pics prove how deceptive the scale can be.

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Many people dread the idea of gaining a few pounds, but one fitness blogger is out to prove that putting on weight is not necessarily a bad thing. Clair Maxwell, a fitness blogger and ICU nurse, unintentionally lost 13 pounds after breaking her jaw and being forced to go on an all-liquid diet while she recovered. After gaining back the weight and going from 117 pounds to her original weight of 130 pounds, Maxwell uploaded this before-and-after picture to prove that you can look and feel awesome even when you aren't at your thinnest.

I know I've shared this before but I'm sharing it again because it seemed to resonate with a good amount of people. . On the left was a couple weeks after I had broken my jaw, and had lost over 10 lbs. initially. On the right is a week or so ago. Now, I have never been someone to fixate on my actual weight, I didn't even own a scale until last year. But, for whatever reason, seeing that lower number on the scale messed with my head a little bit. I knew I needed to gain back the weight, but I think there is this automatic association that weighing less is somehow better. Obviously this is not true but I think that has been engrained in us by society. And to be honest, I knew I needed to gain back the weight but I didn't see the hurry. I didn't think I looked unhealthy. I thought I looked fine...lean even. It wasn't until I saw this photo on the left that I remember thinking, "oh, shit...definitely do not have a butt anymore" 😂 Which yes, is funny to an extent...but ☝🏼 it's also a little scary how something can be so engrained in us (a lower number on the scale) and us embody that without even knowing it. . Even for someone who doesn't use a scale (I just weigh myself for macro adjustments), I do understand how the number on the scale can have a big impact on someone. So I just really encourage you guys to adjust your goals based on what you see in the mirror and how you are feeling about your body (if that makes sense). Yes, the number on the scale CAN be an indicator of progress, but it is NOT the only indicator. I look at these photos and on the right is someone who is healthy, happy, confident, and those are the things that I strive for. Those are what will make your progress meaningful, not the number on the damn scale 👊🏼 #screwthescale #gainingweightiscool

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On the left was a couple weeks after I had broken my jaw, and had lost over 10 lbs. initially. On the right is a week or so ago. Now, I have never been someone to fixate on my actual weight, I didn't even own a scale until last year. But, for whatever reason, seeing that lower number on the scale messed with my head a little bit. I knew I needed to gain back the weight, but I think there is this automatic association that weighing less is somehow better. Obviously this is not true but I think that has been engrained in us by society. And to be honest, I knew I needed to gain back the weight but I didn't see the hurry. I didn't think I looked unhealthy. I thought I looked fine...lean even. It wasn't until I saw this photo on the left that I remember thinking, "oh, shit...definitely do not have a butt anymore" 😂 Which yes, is funny to an extent...but ☝🏼 it's also a little scary how something can be so engrained in us (a lower number on the scale) and us embody that without even knowing it.

I'm not someone who places a lot of emphasis on my actual weight--I think progress photos and how you feel are a much better judgment if what you're doing is working for you. The only time I use the scale is when I'm recalculating my macros. However ☝🏼 I know it can be difficult to not get hung up on a number, so I wanted to share this comparison with you guys! . Most of you probably know that last summer I fainted and fractured my jaw in 3 places. As a result, I ended up having my jaw wired shut for about 6 weeks. Between the initial fall and my surgery, my caloric intake was very low; the first 5 days lost just over 10 lbs. I remember at the time I knew I needed to gain back the weight, but I also didn't realize how weak and thin (not in a good way!) I was until looking back at these photos. . The mind is a tricky thing. I think that sometimes it's easy to get caught up on a number and make a quick judgement based on that. Sure, there are times for weight loss, I get that. But I hope that anyone who is having a difficult time with the scale can look at these two photos and see that gaining weight is not necessarily a bad thing, and that the scale should not be your main or only indicator of progress. I look at the photo on the right, and while I'm 12 lbs. heavier now I think I look 10x better. Not only that but I am at a healthy weight, I am strong, my muscles are more defined, and I feel a lot better! 〰Anyway, just something to think about 💭So, on that note, you know what they say...#gainingweightiscool 🙌🏼👊🏼 Tag someone who needs to hear this❣️

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With the help of some targeted exercise and solid food, Maxwell put back on the weight she lost before her injury (and got her butt back!). The fitness blogger acknowledged that the number on the scale could help you track your progress, but it's definitely not the be-all-end-all, so don't stress over it (if you can help it).

Even for someone who doesn't use a scale (I just weigh myself for macro adjustments), I do understand how the number on the scale can have a big impact on someone. So I just really encourage you guys to adjust your goals based on what you see in the mirror and how you are feeling about your body (if that makes sense). Yes, the number on the scale CAN be an indicator of progress, but it is NOT the only indicator. I look at these photos and on the right is someone who is healthy, happy, confident, and those are the things that I strive for. Those are what will make your progress meaningful, not the number on the damn scale 👊🏼#screwthescale#gainingweightiscool

#gainingweightiscool is the hashtag we deserve! Let's all go throw our scales out the window!


Sarah Michelle Gellar reveals which 'Buffy' characters she'd shag, marry, and kill.

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The cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer has been busy recently. As the show celebrates its 20th anniversary, there have been plenty of interviews and full cast reunions that prove these people are immune to aging.

Sarah Michelle Gellar, who played Buffy on the show, stopped by Watch What Happens Live on Tuesday, where Andy Cohen invited her to play a Buffy-themed round of "Shag, Marry, Kill."

Gellar was given the choice of three Buffy characters: Angel, Spike, and Xander. She had to choose which one she'd marry, which one she'd shag, and which one she'd kill.

Here's Gellar's final verdict:

I mean, I guess [marry] Angel. But can you really marry the undead? Shag Spike, obviously…I don’t want to kill Xander though. I don’t have to! You can’t make me! You can’t make me do it!

She decided to marry Angel, shag Spike, and try to somehow weasel her way out of killing Xander. I think she can do it. She spent all that time fighting off vampires and demons, after all. I'm sure she can talk her way out of it.

'Insecure' Katy Perry uses Instagram the same way we all do.

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You might think that someone as famous and beautiful as Katy Perry wouldn't have to worry about whether or not she looks hot, but apparently you'd be wrong. The superstar posted a sexy picture of herself on Instagram, which looked like she'd found by Googling "Katy Perry hot." Fair enough. And the reason she did it is adorable and pretty funny.

was feeling insecure about my last two posts so

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The caption for the Instagram read, "Was feeling insecure about my last two posts so." Hey, can't blame a person for wanting to look their best, but what were those last two posts anyway?

The first picture was of Katy Perry getting a jaw massage (how awesome does that sound?), which probably isn't the most flattering time to take a pic. But it's real, and she posted it, because she's Katy Perry and she does what she wants!

The other Instagram she was referring to was a throwback pic of herself chillin' in a sports bra in front of a computer. She joked in the caption that the pic would be the cover of her fourth album, and then added, "Happy April Fools!"

She may not be happy with how she looks in those two Instagram pictures, but they're very #relatable content. It shows she's a real human, who doesn't always look like she just stepped out of a music video. And it's okay to then post a hot picture to make up for the not-as-hot ones. Whatever it takes to make you feel your best, Katy. We love you either way.

Hilarious mom gets real about the struggles of having sex while pregnant.

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We all know that pregnancy is a product of sex, but how does sex fit into pregnancy?

Mel Watts is an Australian mother of three with baby number four on the way, chronicling her journey on her blog, The Modern Mumma.

On Monday, Watts wrote a popular post discussing that while she tries,her pregnant self has a hard time feeling frisky.

Pregnant intimacy- okay lets not get fancy pregnant sex. You know there are some women who thrive when they're...

Posted by Mel Watts - The Modern Mumma on Monday, April 3, 2017

"You know there are some women who thrive when they're pregnant. They love a bit of loving from the big D and then there's people like me," she writes.

Watts writes that the last times she was with-child, it made it hard to have a sexytime, and she vowed baby #4 would be different.

I'll embrace it - I said.
I'll thrive - I said.
I'll love him so much more - I said.
I'm going to be the best sex goddess ever when pregnant - I said.

The Modern Mumma candidly and hilariously describes how carrying a human makes it tough to be the "sex goddess."

Well here I am.
Beach whaled AF.
Sweaty.
Wearing a liner - not because I'm that kind of wet.
I have a rash on my stomach from stretching skin.
My breasts are weapons they'll knock anyone out.
Heavy breathing.
My last shaving job was a touch a feel job.

"I'm filled with 10 fingers, 10 toes and all sorts of body parts that stick out," she wrote, which, woah—pregnant people have twenty fingers and twenty toes on them.

Mel Watts thanks her husband for not putting any pressure on her—and making sure she still feel desired when she feels like a "beach whale."

I'm leaking, I stink, I moan and grown, I'm hairy and I reckon I'd have more sweat under my titties than he'd have in his gooch on the hottest summers day. And he still wants me.

Watts floats whether her husband is "into this kinda situation," but concludes that "maybe he is just an amazing, caring doting and a terrible liar partner of an over emotional stretched pregnant wife. Either way - I'll keep him."

Here's to the loving parters—and the mothers with twenty fingers and twenty toes.

Twitter rallies to find 'Michelle' after her ex-BF texts emotional apology to wrong number.

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If you decide to try and win back your ex, make sure you have the correct number. Or else you could end up like this guy who tried to text his ex-girlfriend Michelle, but texted a wrong number instead. "Baby?" said the first text, which ended up going to someone named Farhan, who responded "Wrong person bro."

But then the plot thickens. Because this anonymous "bro" still thought he was talking to Michelle (she's clearly pretty salty). "R u kidding me?" he asked, and Farhan, who also turns out to be salty, responded "Yes."

THEN the truth came out and we find out why the initial text was sent: "Michelle baby I'm sorry," he wrote. Clearly, anonymous bro is pretty distraught over whatever went down between him and Michelle.

"But listen bro if you ever got a girl and she ain’t a hoe and if she constantly nags u and texts a lot and seems annoying trust me bro she’s a keeper," he wrote. "Don’t let her go like I did. I fucked up with her."

Well that escalated quickly! And now I'm pulling for these crazy kids to get back together even if he does call women "hoes" and she is a "nag" who "texts a lot" (uhh it's called "keeping in touch" and it's normal and healthy and NO I'M NOT PROJECTING).

Anyway, Farhan decided to play match re-maker and tweeted out screenshots of the conversation with some words of advice for the ex: "Michelle whoever you are and where ever you are come get your man."

Of course, the tweet went viral. And now Twitter is rallying to find Michelle and encouraging her to give this guy another chance.

This guy found A Michelle, but we don't know if it's THE Michelle:

This lady also found a Michelle:

Turns out, there are a lot of Michelles.

People are worried about Michelle's ex.

This guy tried to "help" by texting him:

I do feel kind of sorry for the guy. But at the same time, none of this would have happened if Michelle's man had just responded to her texts in the first place like a GENTLEMAN (still not projecting, I swear).

Michelle, if you're reading this, take him back or don't. Whatever you want. The point is: you do you.

Dr. Pimple Popper yanks an intact 'baby head' from this woman's thigh.

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Dr. Pimple Popper recently decided to test her fans' devotion by making them vote on a bunch of exclusive pops in a March Madness-style bracket. And of course, they (us) came through. In the end, the winner was a spectacular epidermoid cyst buried in a woman's thigh. Extracting this ancient, blood-vessel-adjacent growth was a real challenge for Dr. Lee and her team, but they knocked it out of the park. In a stunning procedure that took two videos to document, they were able to remove this all-time great cyst in one piece. And every fan agreed on what this one looked like: a baby's head.

Here's part 1. Skip to 11:00 to see this baby start to crown.

And here's part 2.

Congratulations! It's a cyst!

Photos of Harry Styles dangling in mid-air ignite a Photoshop battle for the ages.

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Good news, internet. We have another epic Photoshop battle for you. The star today? One Direction's Harry Styles.

An unofficial One Direction Twitter account tweeted these photos of Harry Styles dangling in the air, filming the music video for his new song, "Sign of the Times."

Naturally, the internet was going to have something to say about photos of Harry Styles dangling in mid-air. And so, a Photoshop battle was born.

Many Photoshop battle participants put Harry into iconic movies.

One person helped British politician Boris Johnson get in on the fun.

This person helped Harry Styles find his inner Miley.

Ugh. Perfection. Honestly, I don't even need to see the music video for "Sign of the Times." I just want to see Harry Styles star in a Mary Poppins reboot.

Surprise! Hillary Clinton’s nephew Tyler Clinton is a smoking hot model.

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Hillary Clinton has been hiding something from us this whole time and it's not her damn emails. It's her 22-year-old nephew Tyler Clinton, who has been biding his time out of the public eye until now, only to emerge as a smoking hot model.

Surprise!

📸

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Dayum.

Clinton has just been signed by one of the biggest modeling agencies, IMG Models (the same agency that signed Gigi and Bella Hadid). So we might be seeing a lot more of him. And that is just FINE.

Tyler is the son of Bill Clinton’s half-brother, Roger, and he recently graduated from Loyola Marymount University, according to Refinery29.

Other than that, we don't know much about him except what we can gather from his Instagram account, which he updates a whole lot. Here's a few things we know so far:

1) He's pals with Uncle Bill.

boys day

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2) He's been in "jail," kinda (Instagram jail, we still want to know why).

fresh outta insta jail

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Lock him down! Lock him down! (as your boyfriend)

3) He likes his mom (and he's probably not vegan)

I like eggs🐣#andmymom

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He likes eggs! Give this man your eggs!

4) He's probably a Democrat.

Congrats Uncle Bill you really deserve it 🇺🇸

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I mean...

5) He's outdoorsy.

Land of the free🇺🇸

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Okay, so that's only five things. But combined his stunning good looks, it's enough to know, we're definitely #withhim.


High school principal resigns after students at the school newspaper dig up dirt on her.

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Don't underestimate the power of young journalists-in-training! When Pittsburg High School in Kansas got a new principal, journalists at the school newspaper got to work looking for dirt on her. And dirt they found. Days after a student exposé on the new principal was published in the school newspaper, she resigned, the Kansas City Star reports.

"In light of the issues that arose, Dr. Robertson felt it was in the best interest of the district to resign her position," Pittsburg Community Schools announced in a statement last night. "The Board has agreed to accept her resignation."

Her resignation came four days after the school's newspaper, the Booster Redux, published a story questioning the legitimacy of new principle Amy Robertson's educational credentials.

"She was going to be the head of our school, and we wanted be assured that she was qualified and had the proper credentials," said senior Trina Paul, an editor at the Booster Redux. "We stumbled on some things that most might not consider legitimate credentials."

Robertson claimed to have gotten her master’s and doctorate degrees at a place called Corllins University, the Star reports. But when students contacted the Department of Education, the agency could not find evidence that the school is in operation or ever existed. Students then found articles online that identified Corllins as a "diploma mill" that sells fake degrees and diplomas (based on the website, this place does not seem like a real school).

In a conference call with Booster Redux reporters, Robertson "presented incomplete answers, conflicting dates and inconsistencies in her responses," the newspaper reported.

"Everybody kept telling them, 'stop poking your nose where it doesn’t belong,'" newspaper adviser Emily Smith told the Washington Post."They were at a loss that something that was so easy for them to see was waiting to be noticed by adults."

Nevertheless, they persisted.

Smith told The Post that the school held an emergency faculty meeting yesterday, where the superintendent said that Robertson had been unable to prove she received an undergraduate degree from the University of Tulsa, as she had claimed. Hours later, she resigned.

So the moral of the story is: Adults are dumb. Teens rule. And working on a high school newspaper is just as exciting as it was portrayed on Gilmore Girls.

Fans freak out after being photobombed by Jimmy Fallon and The Rock.

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To promote his new ride "Race Through New York" in Universal Studios, Jimmy Fallon teamed up with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and went undercover (as themselves) to surprise park visitors.

The two men dressed up as mascot versions of themselves and greeted vacationers with selfies, hugs and high fives, but the real fun came when the duo photobombed unsuspecting patrons who were about to get on Jimmy's new ride.

Check it out.

The best moment of the video has to be the end, when a life-long fan of The Rock comes face-to-face with his hero, and The Rock came face-to-face with a tattoo of himself.

No, I'm not crying. That is just sweat pouring from my tear ducts because it is so damn hot in that mascot costume!

Woman flips script on trolls, turns their body-shaming comments into beautiful art.

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Being a woman on the internet means dealing with a lot of trolls, and one of trolls favorite things to do is body-shame. Body-shaming intimidates a lot of women, which is just what it's designed to do, but not Laura Delarato. The Refinery29 video producer decided to take the hurtful comments people post about her body online and turn them into art.

Plus Size Women Are Sexy

Plus size women are sexy and the world needs to see that. http://r29.co/2o3W9mT

Posted by Refinery29 on Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Last month, Delarato debuted a short film about plus-size women and body-positivity on Refinery29. She wrote about her impetus for making the film:

Studies suggest that seeing body diversity more often can actually make people more likely to consider larger bodies more aspirational and attractive. So I created a photo project to show New Yorkers how sexy plus-size women can be — by presenting them with steamy, intimate scenarios featuring one sexy plus-size woman: me. The project was dedicated to tackling misconceptions around fat bodies and sex, like fat people only have sex with other fat people, plus-size women don't look good in lingerie, and the idea that fat is a derogatory word.

Any sort of body-positivity draws negativity online from trolls, but instead of letting their hurtful comments silence her, Delarato took the body-shaming she received from trolls and turned it into art in the form of The Comments Project.

this is what retaliation looks like.

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Speaking to Refinery29, Delarato said, "The point of comments like these is to make me feel small and uncomfortable and like an object. That's how we control women. I didn’t want other people to think this is allowed. So I refuse to let this go unnoticed."

Never let trolls shut you up. And check out some more of Laura Delarato's empowering art below.

a lesson in value

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sitting & surviving

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Comedian wakes up, opens Twitter, and finds out he's dead. There's a punchline.

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Irish comedian Dara Ó Briain checked his Twitter mentions one day and found, to his great surprise, that he had just died in Ireland in a horrific car accident.

It was early April, but the news story wasn't just a hilarious, "someone you love died" prank. Don't you love those? It was hilarious, "someone you love died" fake news! A scam site called "Mega News 360" wanted to profit off Briain's death, whether he died or not.

Here's some real news: Dara Ó Briain couldn't have died in Ireland, since he was performing in Australia at the time. And in order to be dead in Ireland, you'd have to be both in Ireland, and dead.

Neither of those things were true for Briain, who offered a few hot takes on his own death.

When commenters asked if he was dead, Briain still wasn't sure.

All he knows is he won't be pulling a Tom Sawyer, because he didn't really like the deceased that much.

Even if he was pretty flattered when the article offered their condolences to "the entire Irish community."

It's nice to see what the world really thinks of you while you're still alive, even if it's all one hundred percent made up nonsense.

James Corden learns the hard way not to challenge Demi Lovato to a diva battle.

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Demi Lovato and James Corden went head-to-head in an epic "Divas Riff Off" battle to determine if divas today or divas of yesteryear have the fiercest vocals. Really, is it even an episode of The Late Late Show if James Corden doesn't end up singing?

Demi Lovato covered the modern-day divas like Adele and Katy Perry, while Corden repped the old school divas like Tina Turner and Aretha Franklin. Even though both of these talented performers brought it, Demi's vocal chords of steel definitely came out on top.

As a famous diva once said, "A diva is a female version of a hustler."

In the end, Demi Lovato sang her own song "Heart Attack," cementing her place in Diva history forever. Step it up, James Corden!

Donald Trump brags Democrat said he was a 'great president.' Democrat says, 'Wut?'

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In an interview with New York Times reporters Maggie Haberman and Glenn Thrush on Wednesday, President Donald Trump spent some time talking about his all-time favorite topic: people who have wronged him. This time, it was Democratic Congressman Elijah Cummings of Maryland.

Rep. Cummings, a man who does not like being misquoted.

Here's President Trump's statement:

TRUMP: Elijah Cummings [a Democratic representative from Maryland] was in my office and he said, “You will go down as one of the great presidents in the history of our country.”

HABERMAN: Really.

TRUMP: And then he went out and I watched him on television yesterday and I said, “Was that the same man?”

[Laughter.]

TRUMP: But I said, and I liked him, but I said that was really nice. He said, in a group of people, “You will go down as one of the great presidents in the history of our country.” And then I watched him on television and I said, “Is that the same man that said that to me?”

It does seem like an odd discrepancy. Rep. Cummings better have a good explanation for his seemingly two-faced treatment of poor, long-suffering Trump. Here's a statement he provided to The Fix:

During my meeting with the president and on several occasions since then, I have said repeatedly that he could be a great president if … if… he takes steps to truly represent all Americans rather than continuing on the divisive and harmful path he is currently on.

Oh… that's different. How could Donald Trump have misheard Elijah Cummings so badly? Twitter has plenty of theories.

People are imagining how Sean Spicer would defend movie villains and it’s way too real.

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Sean "Spicey" Spicer, as the White House press secretary, spins facts so frequently it's a marvel that we haven't all turned into froth. From "alternative facts" on the inauguration crowd to his regular freakouts on the nature of truth, Spicer's job is to defend President Donald Trump against the threats of truth.

Twitter had some fun getting into Sean Spicer's head with the hashtag #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots, applying the Spicey spin machine to beloved films. They're so funny, even Sean Spicer will spit out his gum.

1. Do or do not. There is no truth.

2. Size matters.

3. No one is alone.

4. It's not an E.T. ban.

5. Well, Clarice...

6. Why so negative?

7. Are they friends of yours?

8. Mad as hell.

9. The hunter was Donald Jr.

10. #NoDAPL.

11. It's the circle of life.

12. I object.

13. This tweet belongs in a museum.


Chrissy Teigen fulfills her dream of learning to make Outback Steakhouse's Bloomin' Onion.

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Chrissy Teigen had all of her foodie dreams come true Wednesday night when chefs from Outback Steakhouse taught her how to make the most sacred of all fried foods: the Bloomin' Onion.

Last week, Teigen tweeted out a desperate plea asking her many followers if anyone could tell her how to make a Bloomin' Onion. Lucky for her, Outback Steakhouse responded.

Thrilled to hear from the birthplace of the Bloomin' Onion itself, Chrissy Teigen excitedly requested that an Outback Steakhouse chef be sent to her house to show her the ways of the Bloomin' Onion.

Like a magical genie (a genie that specializes in ribs and fried food), Outback made Chrissy Teigen's dream come true. She and her husband John Legend got a private lesson on proper Bloomin' Onion technique.

It's bloomin

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Chrissy Teigen even got her very own official Outback Steakhouse chef coat.

It just goes to show, Twitter can make your dreams come true. (You know, as long as you're already famous.)

Self-proclaimed MILFs share younger men's most obvious pick up tactics. It gets creepy.

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Being with an older woman is a fantasy for many people, but if you try to act on your urges, don't be so sure that the woman you are trying to seduce won't post about it on the internet. The MILFs (Moms I'd Like to F*ck) of Reddit posted about their experiences dealing with the unwanted advances of younger man looking to fulfill their Mrs. Robinson fantasy. It turns out, some dudes can be really creepy in their pursuit of an older woman. MILFs, consider yourselves warned:

SuperHighSkiBunny's daughter needs new friends.

I have two teenage daughters and have had several of their guy friends hit on me. We moved to a new town a few years ago and both my girls are quite pretty so they had a lot of new guy friends that would come over and hang out. I would talk with them in the group and kinda hang around and listen to what was going on. Some of the ones who looked older would say things just to see if they could get away with it. I can't recall most of the things that were said but two stand out to me.

The first one happened when my daughter came in with a group of friends and asked me to give several a ride home. I told her I just needed to hurry and change out of my gym clothes and I'd be right down. Next thing I know there's a knock at my bedroom door and I ask who it is (my daughter wouldn't knock) From the other side of the door I hear a boy ask if I needed any help changing. I told him to get his ass out of my house.

The second one happened at a party we my other daughter threw at our house. One of the boys came up and put his arm around me and asked to see my tits. I was so shocked I couldn't think of anything to say other than fuck off. Then I told him to leave. The next day he called my daughter and asked her to ask me if he would ever have a chance. Seriously?!?! It finally got to the point that she asked me not to come around when her guy friends were over and not to talk to them when I see them at the school because she was sick of hearing things about me from the guys. I had to start just being a bitch after that because obviously me being nice was taken as something other than what I'd intended and I didn't want to embarrass my daughters any more.

A hot one.

rooneygirl420's mother experienced the perils of MILF-dom first hand.

When my brother graduated from high school, he had a big party at our house. My mom would walk around periodically to make sure things weren't getting too ridiculous. At one point, this kid very openly hit on my mom and told her she was hotter than any girl there. Obviously my mom noped out of that mess and was thoroughly creeped out.

Hard pass.

_Colombiana_ doesn't consider herself a MILF, but her son's friends sure do.

I don't consider myself to be a MILF, but I have had my sons' friends try and make moves on me before. I am younger (had my first kid in my early twenties) and am "exotic" (Colombian immigrant in a small southern town). I think those play more of a role than my actual looks. Just something different than what the teen boys here are used to.

The weirdest one was when my boys had a couple of friends over to watch a movie a couple of years ago. I believe they were 14 and 12 at the time. I was watching the movie with them and one of the boys (14 years old) put his arm around me. I didn't want to make a big deal about it and embarrass him or anything, so I tried to subtly get out of the situation. I yawned and I told the group that I was going up to bed and he stood up and started following me. I asked what he was doing and he said he thought I wanted him to come up to bed with me. I explained that I was sorry for the confusion, but that I absolutely did not want him to come up to bed with me. He apologized and returned back to the media room to watch the movie with the rest of the boys.

My oldest is a senior in high school now and has been asked by his friends if they can take me to prom if they can't find another date.

Sounds pretty MILF-y to me.

finigian is not only a MILF, but a GILF as well.

I'm a gilf, still get hit on by younger men.

But when I was a milf my daughters boy friends would boob watch all day.

inconditenarrative's daughter's boyfriend tried to seduce her. It did not go well.

I wouldn't say I'm a MILF, but 2 of my daughter's friends have hit on me and her boyfriend of 3 years tried to kiss me.

The most desperate was the boyfriend. We had gone on vacation for my daughter's 21st birthday to a small town with hot springs. While my daughter, her boyfriend and her friends camped nearby, I chose to stay in a hotel to give the young people their privacy.

We all went together for a soak one evening but my daughter wasn't feeling well and stayed at the Campground. After the soak, the boyfriend was quite drunk so I gave him a ride back to the campsite. When we arrived, he started professing his undying love for me, said my name 3 times in his most serious attempt at a sexy voice and leaned in for a kiss. He never saw my fist, but felt it land squarely in his sternum. It made for an awkward morning. He confessed to my daughter the next day and she laughed hysterically at his ridiculousness. They broke up not long after.

jentas2369 might be more of a "cougar" than a "MILF," but either way she is dealing with creepy dudes.

My husband is 26 and I am 49. My husband's friend is also 26 and he used to walk around in his underwear looking at me while he fluffed his package. (he lived with us) Then one night he licked the whole length of a chalupa while staring at me intently. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

She may never think of Taco Bell the same way again.

jenniferjdn was offered "7 minutes in heaven" from a man in his 20s. She declined.

I'm not sure that this qualifies, but... here goes.

When I was 45, I guess I hit my peak. We went to the pool in Vegas. Men kept hitting on me. One time I went to the bathroom, which was about 200 ft away from the pool, behind a row of trimmed hedges. 7 men in their 20's or so hit on me during the short trip to and from the bathroom.

One young man was pretty insistent. He said that his hotel room was right there on the property. We could be back in 7 minutes - before my husband even noticed that I was gone.

I started laughing so uproariously.

I wasn't going to go no matter the offer but come one, if you are going to try to seduce me, you could do better than that!

I said no thank you. If I was going to fool around, he would have to do better than that. It would take us 3 minutes to get up to his room. I would certainly hope for more than a minute of pleasure.

F*ck boy move.

According to scoobyaj, being the daughter of a MILF ain't easy.

My mom is a milf.. Once my mom and I were walking and some guy says to me in front of my mom: Girl you are cute but your mom is smoking hot.

She is 20 years older then me and hotter... Great.

Yoinkie2013's attempt of hitting on a MILF backfires spectacularly, but he pretty much deserved it.

I'm not a milf (or even a female) but I have a good story for this one. When I was in the 8th grade, I was hornier than Wilt Chamberlain. We had a family living in our basement at the time (in Vancouver Canada, it's common for every house to have a basement suite that they rent out), and the son was my age and we became friends. His mom was average- looking, but at that time, average-looking was beautiful in my horny little eyes.

The family had a weird dynamic; the husband spent more than half a year back home in Iran every year and left the mom and son here by themselves here. So one day, the convo comes up between the son and I about how lonely his mom is all the time and how bad he feels for her. This translated into my mind as him telling me that I should be with his mom. Most of you probably remember that time period in your life and how desperate you were for the Boobs, so please don't judge me too harshly.

Anyways, I was pretty shy so of course any direct conversation with the mom was out of the question. So I decided to write her a note. In the note, I basically said that I knew she was lonely, and that I was lonely, too. I told her that maybe her and I should be together, and that girls didn't like me at school. Then I said that it doesn't even need to go too far, maybe she could just teach my how to kiss and whatnot. I knew when her son wasn't going to be home and I slid that note under the connecting basement suite door, knocked once, ran and hid around a corner and waited. I honestly didn't know what I expected but dammit if I wasn't excited at the possibility of being with her. A minute or two later, I can still hear it as clearly as when it happened, I hear her scream, "OH MY GOD." I figured the plan had failed and I aborted and ran the fuck away. A couple of days later she saw me in the back yard and told me to come inside. Stupid fucking me thought that the plan had worked after all, and I walked into her basement suite, boner and all. She told me how inappropriate the letter was, and she wasn't sure if she should get my parents involved, if blah blah blah, you can probably guess the conversation.

She never told anyone about it which I thought was very nice of her. And her and I had no other bad run-ins, except this one other time. That was my first MILF experience.

And probably his last.

Dr. Pimple Popper goes to town on this patient's 'blackheads from heaven.'

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In this video, Dr. Pimple Popper goes to town on the "blackheads from heaven" on this patient's back. It's a patient she saw one year ago for his blackheads and now he's back to get more black gold (dead skin) squeezed from his pores. The blackheads come out easily, like tiny skin worms, and dermatologist Dr. Pimple Popper (whose real name is Dr. Sandra Lee) couldn't be happier.

The blackheads, some of which have grown big enough to be called dilated pores of Winer, seem to grow sideways instead of straight down. Dr. Pimple Popper explains to her patient that she didn't actually recognize his face, she only recognizes him by his back. He's not the only one, though—Dr. Pimple Popper says that she routinely jokes with her patients that she doesn't recognize them with their clothes on. She's probably not even joking, really. But boy howdy does she get intimate with people's skin.

Well, one of Mike Pence's Secret Service agents was caught meeting a sex worker in Maryland.

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A Secret Service agent tasked with defending Vice President Mike Pence has been "suspended from official duties," according to CNN, after police caught him leaving a hotel after an alleged meeting with a sex worker.

After his arrest on charges of solicitation, the agent "self-reported his arrest to the Secret Service" and was suspended from duty and placed on administrative leave, according to CNN.

The agent was off-duty while he stayed at the Maryland hotel, and was caught after a hotel manager suspected illicit activity in his room and alerted the authorities.

Mike Pence is notoriously conservative when it comes to issues of sex, as in he refuses to eat alone with any woman besides his wife, Karen Pence, and he will not consume alcohol at any event she does not attend. It's safe to say that the vice president's relationship with this Secret Service officer, if he returns to service, will be strained.

This isn't the first time the Secret Service has been caught up in a scandal with sex workers. In 2012, 11 Secret Service agents tasked to protect President Obama were placed on administrative leave for "misconduct."

Woman screams, threatens Uber driver with rape accusations because he doesn't have a charger.

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A new viral video shows what may be the most intense freakout in Uber history. Filmed in the Bronx, it appears this young woman became incensed when she learned her driver didn't have a phone charger in his car, something she believed was a requirement for all Uber employees. But instead of googling that information, she decided to start screaming at the poor guy, repeatedly challenging him to call the cops (or her boyfriend for some reason). Then she threatened to accuse him of rape and assault, and to "violate" his car. And did she make a racist Donald Trump reference because he's an immigrant? You bet!

If you had "deportation threat" on your Uber Passenger Freakout bingo card, congratulations! You win!

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