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Amy Schumer flawlessly shut down a troll who photoshopped her face to be 'insta ready.'

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Photoshop can be a fun tool when you're looking to build absurd fantasy scenarios, create art work, or freshen up a personal photo. But sadly, excessive photo-shopping also translates into another way to make women feel bad about their natural bodies.

Sadly, for women in the public eye, the decision to present unphotoshopped versions of themselves is often an ongoing battle. Everyone from photographers to magazine editors to obsessive fans feel it's their right to tweak a famous woman's body, which proves exactly why the practice is toxic.

While the comedian Amy Schumer has been outspoken about embracing her body the way it is, the internet is sadly still full of people poisoned by unrealistic beauty standards. Because of this, Schumer remains vigilante about speaking up against these toxic attitudes.

So, when an Instagram account posted a side-by-side of Schumer photoshopped to be "insta ready" she did not shy from calling it out.

Schumer quickly pointed out how toxic these kinds of images can be, particularly over the long term, and that she's happy with the way her body looks.

"Woof this is not good for our culture. I like how I look and don't want to look like a carbon copy of this one type woman you feel is the best way to look," Schumer wrote.

While it appears the post is now taken down, Schumer's Instagram shows the full original post, which invites people to submit their own photos for editing. Obviously, if someone chose to submit their photo themselves, that would be one thing. But taking a woman's photo without permission to make her "insta ready" is harmful for a few reasons.

It's refreshing to see women with such huge platforms openly critiquing the accumulation of toxic images bombarding women and girls regularly. The louder the conversation is, the quicker the cultural shift.


Michael Cohen paid a guy to call him sexy and the tweets are hilariously mortifying.

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On Thursday, The Wall Street Journalpublished a report on convicted felon Michael Cohen's dirty deeds for President Trump, which included a revelation that is like to surprise absolutely nobody.

During the 2016 campaign, Cohen recruited John Gauger, the chief technology officer at the evangelical Liberty University, to help rig polls in Trump's favor, and while he's at it, create a fan Twitter that celebrates Cohen as a sex symbol:

During the presidential race, Mr. Cohen also asked Mr. Gauger to create a Twitter account called @WomenForCohen. The account, created in May 2016 and run by a female friend of Mr. Gauger, described Mr. Cohen as a “sex symbol,” praised his looks and character, and promoted his appearances and statements boosting Mr. Trump’s candidacy.

That's right.

At Cohen's request, the account @WomenForCohen was born, and these fake women loved their "Strong, pit bull, sex symbol, no nonsense" man!

These tributes to the "no nonsense" Cohen were truly all nonsense, and hilariously sad.

In this fantasy world, Cohen and Trump were hot stuff.

Who can resist this Man Crush Monday?

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing!

Mr. Big Stuff! Who do you think you are?

#Handsome #Sexy

The contractor paid by Trump for both the polling and thirst trap services says that he was paid with "“a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed martial arts fighter," The Wall Street Journal reports.

He was promised $50,000.

The sexy pitbull Michael Cohen confirmed the poll-rigging stuff, but made no mention of his imaginary fan club.

If you think he's hot now, just wait until he gets out of prison.

Guy’s ‘friend’ demands to borrow his car. Then things got much, much worse.

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There are few interactions that create a sinking feeling faster than realizing someone is only "catching up" to get something from you. Naturally, we all need a favor here and there, but asking one of someone you haven't talked to for years is a bad look unless your relationship has been really close.

Unfortunately, there is a pretty clear correlation between people who pop in every few years for a favor, and entitlement. In fact, there's also a pretty big correlation between people with that level of entitlement and a tendency to fly off the handle.

In a recent Reddit post user Zayne00 shared their experience with an entitled ex-acquaintance who hurled into a rage when denied the loan of a car.

Basically, the freeloader wanted to borrow a car for the weekend, but Zayne said no because he needed his car for work (as most people do). Unfortunately, the freeloader became quickly enraged by Zayne's need for his own car.

Rather than taking no for an answer, the freeloader launched into a series of completely unjustified insults.

In fact, the freeloader managed to spiral a second time after politely being cut off by Zayne.

People on Reddit quickly chimed in to joke about what a huge "loss" it was for Zayne to get blocked by this freeloading time bomb.

All jokes aside, it's truly wild to imagine having the same mindset as the angry freeloader?! Who in their right mind spins off at someone for not lending them a car?! Maybe the freeloader was role playing an angsty 16-year-old and projected Zayne as the withholding father, we'll probably never know at this point.

Tomi Lahren tried to drag Gillette’s new ad and it beautifully backfired.

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It looks like Tomi Lahren is at it again, being the absolute worst.

The blonde Barbie dream house of Fox News' millennial chapter had an opinion on Twitter about Gillette's new commercial on toxic masculinity. It's unclear what Fox News would be discussing if Gillette didn't run this ad as their coverage in the last week has been 90% complaining about a razor commercial and 0% worrying about Trump's temper tantrum shutdown. In case you have yet to see Gillette's bold attack on cat-calling, bullying, and sexual harassment, here it is:

While Lahren is famous for her controversial opinions, this seems like a bizarre hill to die on. Even if there was a universe where Gillette was going too far to prove that treating women like garbage isn't a good look, the worst case scenario is that men would be scared of treating women like garbage. Tomi, why are you so angry about this? Who hurt you?

For the record, there is no part of this ad that addresses gender neutral pronouns, men wearing makeup or playing with dolls. Even if it did, though, it's still confusing as to why Lahren would be so angry.

The goal of feminism isn't for men to act like women, it's for men and women to be equals. Tomi, are you ok? Is this all a big act for fame and a Fox News career? Please wink twice.

Luckily, the internet was ready to put her in check:

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Better luck next time, Lahren.

23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're Dark AF.

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Anyone who sees the glass as half empty will get a kick out of these hilariously dark memes. Life is hell, but this collection of memes will send you straight to comedy heaven.

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Female football coach shuts down sexist interviewer with hilariously NSFW response.

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Back in December, 30-year-old Imke Wubbenhorst made history when she took over as the coach of BV Cloppenburg, thus becoming the first woman to coach a men's football team in Germany's top five leagues.

As with any woman in a male dominated field, Wubbenhorst has already dealt with a fair share of casual sexist nonsense. Luckily, she's been taking it in stride and knows how to deal out a scathing indictment when needed.

In a recent interview, a journalist asked Wubbenhorst whether she puts a siren on her head to warn players to put on their pants before she enters the locker room. Not only does this question place an absurd amount of emphasis on her gender, but it's also completely unnecessary?! There are so many questions they could have asked her about coaching and the sport itself, instead of reducing her to a punchline about genitalia!

Luckily, she had a perfectly scathing response to the question:

"Of course not, I'm a professional. I pick my team on penis length."

People across the internet applauded her incisive shut down. If you're going to ask stupid and invasive questions, you deserve equally absurd and graphic answers.

Based on this answer alone, it appears that Wubbenhorst could also coach a team on how to respond to stupid, gendered questions.

Mariah Carey’s response to the ‘10 year challenge’ became a meme and it’s peak Mariah.

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Mariah Carey is now the official queen of the ten year challenge.

Besides being a famous diva known for her perfect whistle tones, high belt and that time she asked for tea during her Times Square New Year's Eve performance, Mariah is now a meme. Hopping on the train to the ten year photo challenge, Mariah dared to break the rules because that's what divas do. By posting two side by side photos of her present self, she has determined that time is just a social construct invented by the government...

Mariah doesn't acknowledge time so now we all can't acknowledge time. What time is it? I don't know, sorry, I'm too busy being completely fabulous.

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Thank you, Mariah. You're a true hero and an inspiration.

Trump's response to Nancy Pelosi’s State of the Union move is a total self-own.

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A day later, President Trump, the guy who considers obstruction of justice to be simply "fighting back" has responded to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi disinviting him from delivering the State of the Union until the government shutdown ends.

Trump has released his own strongly worded letter on White House letterhead (with a spelling mistake in the first sentence) telling Speaker Pelosi that he will be denying her access to a military plane to go to Afghanistan, hours before she was scheduled to take off.

First of all, it's "Madam Speaker," not "Madame." This is America: speak English. [Commenters, please note: this is sarcasm]

Ok, now to what it says.

"In light of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure that you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate," he said in the letter.

He suggested that Pelosi fly commercial to Afghanistan, which would be unsafe now, considering the Taliban has the heads-up.

The Washington Postreports that Pelosi was indeed scheduled to go to Kabul, Afghanistan, with a stop in Brussels for the pilots to rest and to meet NATO leaders.

Pelosi's spokesman said in a Twitter thread that there was no stop planned in Egypt, and that the purpose of the trip was to meet with allies and the military, not for PR.

It turned out to be a self own, for a number of reasons.

Some people are like, "holy shit, did the president just blow up security operations in a warzone by publicizing that Pelosi was headed to Afghanistan."

The White House is insisting that it doesn't matter that they blew Pelosi's cover because she isn't going anyway.

The NATO aspect of the trip also has people wondering if it was Putin's idea.

His attitude towards visiting Afghanistan can be interpreted as quite dismissive of The Troops, which is funny when somehow connecting police brutality protests to the troops is why the president was mad at the football men.

Even his bro Lindsey Graham is not impressed.

You'd be surprised to learn that members of Trump's administration are being hypocritical about this.

MAGA people are satisfied though, so, good for them.


28 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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Mornings are stressful. The best way to unwind is by laughing at these randomly hilarious memes. This meme list is guaranteed to crack you up no matter how much you hate mornings.

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This Infographic Shows How Only 10 Companies Own All The World’s Food Brands

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Just when you think there’s no end to the diversity of junk food lining supermarket aisles, an insanely detailed infographic comes along to set us all straight. Out of the hundreds of products at our disposal, only ten major corporations manufacture the bulk of what we toss in our shopping carts.

So whether you’re looking to stock up on anything from orange soda to latte-flavored potato chips, Mondelez, Kraft, Coca-Cola, Nestlé, PepsiCo, P&G, Johnson & Johnson, Mars, Danone, General Mills, Kellogg's, and Unilever own just about everything you could hope to buy. It seems that six degrees of separation theory has been proven after all, if only because we all drink Diet Coke every now and then.

In order to visually elucidate that point, Oxfam International created a comprehensive infographic that reveals the extensive reach of the “Big 10” food and beverage companies. Unlikely ties between brands we largely don’t associate with one another show how easy it is to be misinformed about the American food system. For example, PepsiCo produces Quaker granola bars, and Nestlé makes Kit Kat bars but also frozen California Pizza Kitchen pies. To the surprise of many, Pineapple Fanta isn’t sourced straight from the mythical Fanta Islands, but canned right alongside Barq’s root beer at the Coca-Cola factory.

Large corporations squash entrepreneurial diversity and make it nearly impossible for startups and small businesses to compete. According to Oxfam’s report, “The world’s largest food and beverage companies have a lot of power – but you have more. And because they’re not using theirs enough to help poor communities or the planet, you can use yours to change the way they do business.”

Image via Oxfam

Originally published on Good.is, author Kate Ryan.

Woman receives creepy text from Jiffy Lube employee. So she taught him a lesson.

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Someone who goes by "Lovable and Kind" on Twitter, so we love them already, shared screenshots of a text conversation that happened between their sister and an employee of Jiffy Lube. Apparently, working for a place with "Lube" in the title gave this creep the false notion that he can glide into his customers' DM's. Well, he can't. At least, not this particular customer. She had no problem shutting him down and teaching him a lesson about why what he did was wrong and should never be repeated.

Here's how it all went down:

His response suggests he got the message loud and clear: "Sorry about that yes ma'am."

This woman's sibling shared the screenshots of the convo on Twitter, and the convo went hugely viral:

Given how many sexual aggressors go unpunished, it's always incredibly refreshing to see one get schooled. Let's hope this guy actually learned his lesson and won't creep on a customer ever again.

He may have changed her oil, but she changed.... his mind. Thank you, folks. Goodnight!!!!!!

Trump woke up and committed crimes on Twitter after bombshell Moscow Tower report.

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Another day, another bombshell report on Trump's relationship with the Kremlin. But unlike after the revelations of the past two years, things might actually matter this time!

BuzzFeed News (yes, they report news other than what Disney princess you are) heard from two federal law enforcement officials that Trump told his lawyer Michael Cohen to lie about the negotiations over a Moscow Trump Tower deal...and Robert Mueller has receipts.

Per BuzzFeed:

Trump also supported a plan, set up by Cohen, to visit Russia during the presidential campaign, in order to personally meet President Vladimir Putin and jump-start the tower negotiations. “Make it happen,” the sources said Trump told Cohen.

And even as Trump told the public he had no business deals with Russia, the sources said Trump and his children Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr. received regular, detailed updates about the real estate development from Cohen, whom they put in charge of the project.

And then he told Cohen to lie about it—a crime which Cohen has plead guilty to.

Committing perjury is a crime, as is encouraging it, as the dictionary so helpfully tweeted.

It is also a form of obstruction of justice, which is like inception, but for crimes.

If you've been desensitized to the madness after a steady stream of smoking guns for years now, The Atlantic's Adam Serwer thankfully summed up the stakes in a pithy, terrifying tweet:

Boop.

Why is this Trump/Russia scoop different from all other Trump/Russia scoop, you may ask? This is the first Trump/Russia scoop with a Democratic House of Representatives. As you may recall from past impeachments, impeachment begins in the House, and House committees have subpoena power.

Rep. Adam Schiff, Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, has already vowed not to let this slide like a Republican would.

Rep. Jerry Nadler's House Judiciary Committee is on it, too.

Fighting fire with fire, Trump decided to wake up this morning and fight the report of crimes with some more crimes, responding to reports of suborning perjury with witness intimidation.

Crimes on crimes on crimes.

Rep. Ted Lieu is even using the F-word: felony.

Historically, suborning perjury has been used in articles of impeachment.

26 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Nail What It's Like To Be Single in 2019.

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If you're single you will definitely relate to these hilarious memes. This collection of memes will make you laugh harder than your matches on Tinder, Bumble, and Match combined.

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25 hilarious tweets from women this week that have nothing to do with Trump.

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It's been a crazy week. The government shutdown drags on as the president refuses to put an end to the suffering because he's super passionate about steel slats. He and Nancy Pelosi wrote letters back and forth, only one of whom mastered the art of shade.

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Pelosi's response to a question about Trump is being hailed as a masterclass in shade.

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Sometimes, the simplest shade is the best shade.

This week, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi essentially disinvited President Trump from delivering the State of the Union to Congress, calling on him to postpone to the spectacle until the people in charge of protecting him can get paid.

In what appears to be a tit-for-tat, Trump said in a letter that he is revoking Pelosi's access to a military plane she planned on taking to meetings in Belgium and Afghanistan, adding that if she really wants to go to Kabul, she could fly commercially.

That's right, TV time is the tit and visiting the troops in Afghanistan is the tat.

Pelosi said that her congressional delegation did look into flying commercially, but that the administration leaked that too, essentially giving the heads-up to the Taliban that American officials were coming.

The leak "made the scene on the ground much more dangerous, because it’s just a signal to the bad actors that we were coming," she told the press, citing State Department security reports.

A reporter then asked Pelosi if she views Flightgate as a punishment for the State of the Union letter, and her response was hilariously understated.

"I don't think the president would be that petty, do you?" she said, which is funny, because of course the president would be that petty.

Now take it in from a different angle, with a better look at her side-eye.

The line is being called "savage" and "badass."

You can spend a perfect summer afternoon in all that shade.

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21 tweets about impeaching the president that will give you a reason to smile in 2019.

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TGIF, folks! Thank God It's Finally time to talk about impeaching the president! Personally, I've been ready since 11/9/2016 (#neverforget). And, judging from Twitter, so have a LOT of people.

ICYMI: the President has been accused of even more crimes after Buzzfeed dropped a bombshell report last night claiming that federal law enforcement officials said that Trump told Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about negotiations over a Moscow Trump Tower deal.

Compared to all his other crimes, these latest alleged crimes would actually be impeachable offenses, according to sources far more knowledgeable on this subject than us. Such as The Atlantic, NBC, and, pretty much any reputable news source that doesn't regularly end sentences with "lol," lol.Impeachment is in the air tonight. And though we may be months, years, or a functioning government away from actually pulling it off, at least tweeting about it makes us smile through the tears.

Here are some tweets about impeachment that will hopefully make you smile in 2019:

1) Rick is ready.

2) So is this angry (and possibly unpaid) White House staffer:

3) We can all dream.

4) Say it with him:

5) This guy knows.

6) So does this guy.

7) Hard to pick a "worst part" but if we had to:

8) BIG DAY FOR CAPS LOCK:

9) History knows.

10) Same, Chuck. Same.

11) Ted is tired:

12) *Actual hard evidence*

13) Let that eagle soar.

14) "This is black and white, a very easily provable or chargeable crime."

15) A glimpse into the future:

16) OK but did Trump pay someone to doctor these numbers, Nate????

17) Rosie got herself a copy of the Constitution:

18) Brian laying down the hard truths.

19) #tbt that time Fox News actually went there, kind of.

20) Should Irene get bangs? We say, yes!

21) Done!

See you all at the impeachment trial!!!!!!!

A**hole parent asks mom to donate her breast milk to their hungry toddler. It gets worse.

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It's hard out here for a person in desperate need to get their hands on some fresh breast milk for their toddler. That is not a sentence I ever thought I would write, but here we are. Someone online shared a text conversation that took a turn when she wouldn't give the person the amount of breast milk that they wanted. You can find literally anything on the internet.

According to the screenshots, this woman received a request for her to share some of her breast milk after the person reaching out had heard that the woman was donating milk to babies in need. The woman kindly offered to give the person 60 ounces of breast milk, but that didn't seem to satisfy the person. Read the entire conversation below to figure out why...

That's right, this person got all fired up because the woman wouldn't give a shit ton of breast milk to their 2 year-old son. Again, there is another sentence I never thought I would have to write. I know this person is claiming the milk is for their son, and it's strange enough that they feel their toddler needs it so badly, but I also get the feeling that there maybe isn't any toddler. The texts escalate so quickly that I wonder if this person is just trying to get some breast milk for themselves.

Either way, if you call a woman a bitch because she won't give you her breast milk, then you need to see a therapist ASAP. A woman's breast milk comes from her body, and therefore what she does with it is her choice. Her breast milk, her choice. Let's get that on a t-shirt.

7 hunters share stories about crazy sh*t they saw that made them never want to return to the woods.

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The woods can be a beautiful and peaceful place, but they can also be scary as fuck. As we all know from The Blair Witch Project, being stuck in the woods during a freaky situation is...not ideal. It's easy to get lost in there and it's likely that if you are trouble, no one will hear your screams. I'm getting the chills just thinking about it.

With this in mind, people who spend a lot of time in the woods are likely to run in to some scary stuff at some point. And you know who spends a lot of time in the forest? Hunters.

A reddit thread asked hunters what things they had seen in the woods that made them never want to go back in, and they delivered. Check out these seven and see if you ever dare to make a trek through the forest afterwards.

1. ms461 encountered some True Detective style shit.

I work in the woods for a living and I’ve seen a fair amount of odd things... Carvings in trees, old beat up cars, random weird trash scattered through the woods, and a fair amount of animal carcasses. I’ve had instances where I’ve gotten spooked, stuff like jumping big critters is always quite jolting, but I can recall one rather butt puckering experience. I was working with a few other people at the time, spaced out of sight but not out of ear shot. I crossed over a little ridge atleast 2 miles from the closest road, in the middle of the woods, and I saw what looked like a full skeleton of a cow tied together with twigs and a little bit of twine. Who ever made it had fashioned it to be sitting on a log. They left a very neat pile of bones in front of the thing, and nothing anywhere else. I saw it and about fainted. Definitely really fucking odd considering how far we were off the road, and how thick and steep it was. I ended up getting the folks I was with to come check it out, really just for shits and giggles. I took note of it and we moved on to the next plots

2. Mr_Drewski found himself in a Breaking Bad plotine.

I walked up on a meth lab (not sure if that is the right term) while scouting for a hunting spot. I noped the hell out of there immediately. I had never encountered such a thing before, and in hindsight the smell should have been a dead giveaway. It wasn't until I was standing there looking at what looked like a bunch of garbage under camo tarps and such that I realized what I was looking at.

3. DeadFIL was part of an unsolved mystery.

I think the creepiest thing I've experienced was one time while walking home from school through the woods. I heard people talking in the distance, and I couldn't hear what they were saying but they seemed to be arguing. They were quiet for a minute, and then I heard them again, really close now. The forest was really dense here so although they sounded maybe 15-20 feet away I couldn't see them or pinpoint exactly where they were. This time I could hear what they said:

Guy 1: "it's fucked up you guys always make me-"

Guy 2 (in a hushed voice): "shh! Someone's coming!"

Guy 1 (now also hushed): "shit"

Guy 3 (from a bit further to my left than the other guys, who sounded to be mostly right in front of me): "hurry"

Rustling noise

Guy 1: Fuck!

Guy 2: SHH!

I came around a corner and expected to see them, but I couldn't see anyone. I kept walking, cautious and trying to be aware of my surroundings. About ten feet past the corner I saw something to the left of the trail (close to where the voices we're coming from) that caught my eye. It was a bunch of stuff wrapped up in a big tarp. It wasn't completely wrapped up and you could kind of see into it. All I could see was something glass and I wanted to see what it was. I scanned the forest behind the tarp to make sure nobody was watching, and then stepped towards it. Suddenly, one of them says "keep walking" very calmly.

I looked back into the forest but still couldn't see anyone. They said "go," still calm. I looked for another second, still unable to see a soul, and then turned and kept walking like nothing happened. I don't know what was going on but the whole thing gave me the creepiest vibe I've ever gotten.

4. GadgetHawksaw had a really close call.

I adopted a 7 y/o lab who was very dog aggressive. With people she was great but she would lunge if she got within sight of another dog. Any dog. Male. Female. Big. Small. Quiet. Barky. So I would take her into the nearby woods to run where no one else goes for exercise. On one trip, we were about 3/4 mile from the main road and I get this weird feeling like I'm being watched. Like literally, a voice in my head says "You're being watched." But I don't see anything, don't hear anything, and my dog isn't acting like there's something around. I figured if anything is near us, she'd run at it, right? But the feeling is just so strong, too strong to ignore so I call the dog and start walking fast towards the main road. About 1/2 way there, I see a coyote off to the left just standing there, maybe 50 yds away. It's clearly making itself noticeable, trying to lure my dog into the bushes where other coyotes probably await it. I resign myself to losing her cuz I know I can't stop her or save her. But she ignores the coyote, turns tail and makes for the main road fast. I don't know how she knew but she knew this was one dog not to tangle with. I felt lucky that we both made it home ok.

5. cozyvvwitch thought they were gonna be killed.

I spend a lot of time in the backcountry in the winter time. Usually it’s just me and a friend, most trails we do are popular in the summer, and totally dead once it starts to snow.

Winter in *2014, we’ve hiked about two miles in and see this small black backpack in the middle of the trail. We hadn’t seen any other cars at the trailhead or any people around, but this backpack hadn’t been there long because there wasn’t any snow on it (it had snowed the night before). It was a very odd sight, we figured if it was still on the trail when we looped around we’d pick it up.

About 4 miles in and my friend and I are chatting away when I notice a large figure flailing in some trees up ahead. We go quiet and can hear this man rambling while he’s pacing. At this point we’re pretty freaked out and decide to turn around when we hear “Oh, HI THERE” and this guy starts walking towards us... and then out pops another guy with a very pricey looking video camera.

It turned out this flailing guy was actually a rapper and they were filming a music video for one of his new songs out in the forest. They had parked before the trailhead so we didn’t notice their car. They ended up being super friendly and gave us a card, and we figured out it was their backpack we had seen on the trail the few miles before. We said our goodbyes and walked out. But hot damn I was sure we were about to be killed in the woods.

6. meteoryears knows a seriously creepy story.

There is an illegal trail on Oahu. Of many actually. But there is one story about a kid who was visiting family or something and hiked this ridge. He was posting to social media while he hiked and he went missing. During the search someone found out you could see a man following him in the background of his selfies while he was hiking.

7. TranscontinentalDad has convinced me not to homeschool my kids.

Not a hunter, but a herper. I was looking for amphibians and reptiles with a few classmates at a local park during a herpetology class last summer, when we came across 2 little wooden 'teepees' and a card table covered in animal bones. It looked like we walked right into the blare witch project. Each of the structures had little alters that contained more bones in jars, plants, and other weird little trinkets. We got out of there fast and told the volunteer coordinator we were working with. We found out a while later that apparently, some homeschooled kids nearby liked to 'play' in the woods and they had most likely collected the things we saw. I understand making forts in the woods but the structures these kids made were freaky af.

YouTube star reveals what new motherhood really looks like and moms are applauding.

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Thanks to social media, we get to see every single moment people have with their newborn babies. One could even argue that the five-millionth photo of Brenda at brunch with her baby is excessive. Not specifically saying I would, or that I have a friend named Brenda, or that I'm literally going insane from having to look at her photos, I'm just saying one could say that.

The thing about social media is that we often use it to portray a perfected, edited version of ourselves. This tends to be the case when it comes to new mommies posting as well. And it's understandable. When presenting yourself and your life to the world, you want everything to look good. But what we -- new mothers included -- might not realize is that the real version of ourselves is beautiful because of its authenticity.

YouTube star and comedian Colleen Ballinger decided to change the game by posting a photo of herself that revealed what motherhood really looks like. Let's just say it involves a variety of stains...

We stan this #relatable content. And may I just say, she looks amazing, baby pee stain and all. As she said herself, the messy stuff is beautiful too.

Others agreed that this honest post is exactly what mothers need to be seeing online.

Ugh, is there anything more beautiful than moms coming together to laugh and unite over baby vomit? Moms are the best. Thank you for doing all that you do. Keep rockin' the baby barf.

25 Memes You Should Read Before You Freeze To Death.

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It's freezing outside. Winter sucks, but at least you can warm up with these hilarious memes. Unless you are one of those freaks who actually enjoy cold weather, you'll love these super funny winter memes.

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