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27 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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Sorry we can't make it socially acceptable to stay in bed all day, but we can make you laugh. These hilarious memes are the best thing to happen to mornings since coffee.

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24 people share the kindest thing a stranger ever did for them. Not everyone is trash!

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Good news, everyone! It turns out there are actually kind and decent people in this world who will go out of their way to help strangers in need. Sometimes it's easy to forget that most people are actually good. In other words, not everyone is your ex.

Especially living in big, crowded cities, it's easy to ignore the problems of strangers. Everyone is so busy and tethered to our routines, ditching our paths to help someone we don't know or owe anything to is a truly selfless act. While we might forget all the times we've helped or encouraged a stranger, no one ever forgets a time when they were truly desperate and a guardian angel in the form of something as simple as a fellow plane passenger came to save us.

So when writer Nicole Cliffe took to Twitter to ask the internet about acts of kindness, people were eager to share moments they'll never forget. Get ready to cry and want to hug everyone--the world might not be as terrible as it seems.

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Chrissy Teigen weighs in on viral prank of moms throwing cheese at their babies.

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In case you missed it, there is a very simple prank sweeping the internet right now alongside the hashtag #cheesed. The prank started when Twitter user @unclehxlmes tossed a slice of American cheese at a baby's face, and videotaped the reaction.

Since the original tweet, the hashtag has taken off and parents across the world have documented baby reactions to being #cheesed.

Of course, given the fact that babies are tiny little helpless blobs of vulnerability, and throwing cheese at them could upset or confuse them, parents are pretty split on whether the prank is fun or mildly cruel.

Now that the discussion is at full-speed, the patron saint of Twitter herself, Chrissy Teigen has weighed in with her thoughts. For her it's a no-go, mostly because her baby is so precious and helpless she'd be wracked with guilt.

Teigen's thread soon filled with people theorizing about how the #cheesed challenge would manifest in later parental/child dynamics.

More than a few people think Teigen should forgo cheesing baby Miles and instead get out the big cheddar guns for John Legend.

But also, a lot of parents used Teigen's thread as an opportunity to share videos of them cheesing their babies, and some of these babies are supremely unphased.

Others echoed Teigen's sentiments and had other, more suitable alternatives, like paying for strangers' meals or throwing cheese at dogs. Or just, letting babies be babies without confusing them more.

What do you think of the #cheesed trend, do you think it's borderline abusive or playful and fun?!

18 people share the most inappropriate behavior they've ever witnessed at a funeral.

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Funerals are complicated even when nothing inappropriate happens.

Regardless of who died, funerals force us to face our own mortality, our fleeting and seemingly meaningless existence and the possibility of what happens in the afterlife. Sometimes they're tragic, devastating and soul-crushing events and sometimes they're cathartic celebrations of life. They're a time to have uncomfortable small talk with relatives you've only met twice, sip wine and feel guilty about it, and hang out by a table of cheese and crackers until it's deemed ok to stop crying and feel joy again.

When a recent Reddit user asked, "What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?" the internet was ready to supply a list of a cringe-worthy funeral moments. Turns out, some people just really don't know how to read a room.

1. Damn, "Starla1133."

The mother of the deceased putting on a (terribly acted and meth-fueled) show about how much she loved and missed her daughter. Shortly thereafter she was convicted of the daughter’s murder.

2. Oh my god, "jsa2434."

The funeral home putting a random guy in my grandfathers casket, suit, glasses, and wedding band...while then admitting that they had misplaced my grandfather was fairly inappropriate for a funeral.

3. What in this world, "awhq."

A relative of my husband died.

There was a gathering at her house after the funeral, hosted by her husband. It was mostly family of my husband, but there were a few friends. There was catered food and drink and people were just general socializing and telling nice stories about the deceased.

About two hours in, a man and woman in their mid-20's show up. They are acquaintances of the widower. They walk around the house a bit, grab a drink and then disappear.

I was asked to get some more drinks from the garage, which was off the kitchen. I opened the door and stepped into the garage.

There was the young couple, leaning against a car and engaging is some pretty vigorous sexual relations.

Another family member who was standing in the kitchen saw what I saw. I backed out of the garage because I was fairly embarrassed. I mean, who does that at a funeral?

I guess the other relative told the widower because the next thing I know there is shouting from the garage and the widower is telling these two people in no uncertain terms that they needed to leave.

Apparently, not only were they having sex in the garage, but they were doing lines of coke off the hood of the car.

Only a few people who were at the gathering found out what happened, thank goodness.

4. Oh man, "Wonkymofo."

I witnessed the estranged drunk and druggie daughter of a family friend come screaming into the visitation looking for her brothers because she had found out she was never written into the will. It was a hell of a scene.

5. Nope, "she_linden_tree."

My cousin's funeral - he was 27 years old and killed in a single car crash after he hit a slippery patch on the road and smashed into a concrete wall.

At his funeral, all of his brothers, sisters, and parents sat on the front row at his graveside service. Then, lo and behold, my cousin's ex-girlfriend of over a year shows up and immediately inserts herself on to the front row next to his sisters. And proceeds to scream cry, scream wail, and throw herself on the ground periodically throughout the service. All of the family just gave her awkward stares, with no one wanted to address her inappropriate behavior. I had never seen that type of attention demanding drama queen antics before...or since...

6. Ugh, "Midnight_Moon29."

Someone trying to "quietly" open a can while they were doing the closing prayer.

7. Whiskey and death aren't a great combo, "ohenry0923."

At an open casket wake, a friend of the deceased attempted to give her a drink of single malt whiskey. She ended up being forcibly removed as she wouldn't stop and spilled a lot of the alcohol in the casket. It was as horrible and inappropriate as it was heartbreaking - for everyone.

8. Laughter is key, "sparkyfrodo."

There's something about the point in a funeral when you're allowed to laugh that is so healing. In the crematorium for my Grandad's funeral (we'll call him Will), my uncle was holding my cousin who was about 18 months old at the time. Fast asleep.

The priest is saying all the final words, when suddenly the kid starts proper snoring. Me and my other cousins (we're all a bit older, like 13/14) start sniggering. So does my uncle and a few others.

Then, when we get outside, my dad points at the hearse and says "Will always wanted a Volvo!". Everyone around (including my Granny) laughs and the whole mood lifts. Then we went back to my aunt's house and let off some fireworks and it was just nice and peaceful.

Humans are strange, but also awesome.

9. Oh boy, "PraisePancakes."

At my cousins funeral, one of my relatives literally tried jumping in the casket with him. Really traumatizing experience I might add.

10. Read a room, "meowkait."

At my grandpa's funeral in 2006 a random drunk woman that no one in our family knew stumbled in and started singing show tunes, then crying til she was escorted out.

11. Not sure God works that way, "jonker5101."

My best friend died last year from a random heart failure at 25.

The pastor at the funeral went on for about 10 minutes about how we had all killed him because we were sinners and that we should join his church to make amends. He didn't know any of us. It was very uncomfortable.

12. Not the time, "bruinsnaz911."

I guess it's not totally inappropriate given who had died, but a group of guys lit up a fat joint at a funeral I went to in HS. I guess it was his smoking buddies but it didn't go over that well.

13. Did she mean with...booze? "Newhomeworld."

I was at my then boyfriend's friend's funeral. Her aunt sat with me at the back and told me that she spontaneously lubricates at funerals. Scooched away reeeeaaalll quick.

14. Yikes, "ElderCunningham."

My step-grandmother died a few months before the Borat movie came out, so everyone was in full-blown Borat mode. Someone's phone went off and their ringtone was "Throw The Jew Down The Well."

15. This is embarrassing, "3bigdogs."

The priest repeatedly refered to my grandmother by the wrong name!!! After the 4th or 5th time my Aunt got up and and quietly told him the correct name. My grandmother had attended church weekly for decades. There was no reason for the priest to not know his parishioner. Needless to say we did not pay his fee.

16. Gross, "anon_girl_anon."

My boyfriend's ex-wife being all happy and smiley cause he didn't update his will before he died and she was still getting half.

17. Oh my god, "Roxeigh."

I know a little boy who said his first word during the moment of silence at a funeral... Greeeeeeeat time to drop a toy and clearly say “Shit!” In context, right?? Ripples of laughter went through the hall, like 200 people were at this funeral. Not a single person scowled or told me off, and one older lady came up to me and said “You can be assured she would have laughed the loudest... she probably still is, that was quite the chuckle we all got!”

Special thanks to my Oilfield husband and my father, for their chronic use of said word that led to this moment with my eldest loinfruit.

18. Flip flops? Nope, "boeck7991."

My mother's funeral... Little brother has a jack ass friend who showed up in a tank top, shorts and flip-flops.

Matt, if you're reading this, you're a douche. Always have been, always will be.

The other was my wife's sister-in-law - she let her kids run around at my mother-in-law's grave side ceremony. Damn idiot kids nearly fell in the grave pushing and tugging on each other. Actually mention her my my will. She's specifically called out to never have guardianship of my children. I specifically list her as unfit for parenthood and site several examples just so anyone would clearly know and understand my wishes.

20 people share the craziest sh*t their roommates have pulled. Keep 911 on speed dial.

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Living with roommates is not for the faint of heart. Even the most ideal roommate situations involve adjustment and a lot of compromise, particularly if you're living with more than one roomie. Moving in with friends can quickly turn into a disaster when you discover their behavior in the comfort of their home, and moving in with strangers includes all the classic elements of stranger danger and terrifying surprises.

In a recent Reddit thread people shared the wildest and creepiest roommate behavior they've dealt with, and it will only compound your desire to live alone forever.

1. nonchalantpedestal had a roommate with an invisible girlfriend.

"In college my roommate pretended he had a girlfriend who lived in England (we are in the US). Used to talk to her on the phone and everything while we would both be in the dorm. My roommate was fb friends with her of course and a few of her friends who he had "met while visiting her." He used to talk about how much he missed her, especially having sex with her etc...."

"Found out after I moved out she never existed. Fake profile, fake name, fake pics...... He was talking to no one (except himself) on the phone. I have no idea why he'd go to such lengths for this lie but I felt really weird about the whole thing once I found out."

2. Too-aware-of-it-all had a roommate from food fight hell.

"Roommate used to come home late and drunk often, he would raid the kitchen and eat all the food. Next day he would have no memory of eating it all, presume it was me who had done it then get cross. I would be awoken by the sounds of things hitting my bedroom door, bumps, bonks, splats etc...."

"It was him throwing the mess at my door, would often wake up to food leftovers splattered all over the place. Baked Bean, Yogurts, all sorts of random stuff. Before I moved in, he had also covered up vomit with his Sofa instead of cleaning it up, which I later found out about. Lived with him a year before I escaped, he was a nasty vile man."

3. vysearcadia's roommate had very specific toilet paper habits.

"Never uses a full roll of toilet paper. There is always at least a 1/4 Of the roll left when it gets tossed. I can't figure out the reason."

4. Sully1102's roommate was dangerously distracted.

"Had a roommate that was easily distracted by things. Anything. He could have a thought about why stars are certain colors and then go on a mission to find out why. Or maybe it would be a curiosity of the air pressure in his tires."

"The problem was that when this happened he would just wander off from whatever task or activity he was doing at the time. So many burned dinners and messes left throughout the house."

5. pm_me_butt_stuff_rn's roommate had a very predictable soundtrack.

"Not my current roommates, but I had a roommate in college that used to play Bittersweet Symphony on repeat all day, every day. From the minute I moved in, to even after I moved out (I moved down the hall to another kid's room because this is just one of the super weird things he used to do, and I still used to hear it constantly playing whenever I'd walk by). I really used to like that song too, but it's ruined for me now."

6. Tishifer's roommate was a little too into serial killers.

"I used to live with a guy who would watch a particularly disturbing serial killer movie on repeat, in the dark while sitting about twelve inches from the TV screen. He would never look up or say hi when I would get home. Just sit there in pitch black watching women get murdered on repeat."

7. indiesnobs lived out a horror movie.

"Woke up to sound of shouting on bullhorns and found cops in backyard telling me to get back inside. Went to front of house to figure out what was going on, as I opened the door cops rushed up and escorted me out to street. Turns out one roommate threatened another roommate with a gun, and now that person was barricaded in his room with an army helmet on and bulletproof vest. There was seven others living there, some home, some not. Had to draw a diagram of all the rooms because cops couldn't risk going in right away as we didn't know who was all home or not. Roommate started to taunt cops by throwing lit strings of firecrackers at them. This all started at around 8 PM. At 4 AM he started to throw large objects off of his balcony at cops so they threw flash bangs and gas canisters at him on balcony. He managed to make it out of his bedroom, rush out the front door with gun showing, and two cops around blind corner from him rushed him and took him down.

Suffice to say I moved out the next month."

8. m4vis had to get far, far away from their roommate.

"Oh man. Let’s see. He got in a fight with a homeless lady and lost, drank his own piss, got arrested after trying to use an invisible shield to move traffic out of the way (he was on foot in the middle of the street), and drank a smoothie which ingredients consisted of milk, his own blood, and his own semen. Dude lost his mind completely, and I ended up having to get a restraining order against him. 2018 was a hell of a year."

9. VictorBlimpmuscle's roommate had serious alcoholism issues.

"Not so much weird as annoying: one of my housemates in college was a heavy drinker, which in itself wasn’t really an issue to the rest of us because he wasn’t really loud or belligerent about it. The issue, though, was that he pissed himself pretty frequently whenever he was really trashed, which is usually the condition he drank himself to. It got so bad that whenever he started drinking, we would all start encouraging, sometimes outright demanding, that he go to his own room before he passed out and pissed himself on one of the couches, or someone else’s bed (he had a habit if we were all hanging out of just getting up and wandering into someone else’s room and passing out in their bed)."

10. Abhais's roommate didn't know how microwaves work.

"Unplugged our microwave because he didn’t want the radiation leaking into the air. Tried to tell him that our microwave isn’t nuclear and he just grinned and unplugged it again that night."

11. Back2Bach's roommate wore their underwear without permission.

"My first college roommate hated doing laundry, so he wore my underwear (without asking) when his was dirty. It never felt like my underwear again after he'd been in it."

12. huazzy's college roommate loved the sound of his own voice.

"(College Roommate) We're taking a road trip to upstate NY (approximately 4 hour drive) and I notice that he has a CD-R titled "Conversations with John" on it. So I ask John what that is. He's hesitant but tells me it's a CD he listens to on long road trips. I pop it in and the 1st track starts."

"(It's John himself)

"Howdy Cowboy! How's the road ahead?"

I turned it right off and we never spoke of it ever since."

13. Astelan101 has a tale worthy of a Netflix mini-series.

"TLDR at the bottom.

Back in 2009 I had a roommate I am going to call Kate she as a nurse at plastic surgeons office. She had several issues and was a very convincing pathological liar. I knew this but we had lived for about a year and got along well enough. I just knew not to believe her most of the time."

"Anyway, one night I was watching Lost when she came out of her bedroom and said she was going to the store to meet a guy. She was wearing jeans and a hoodie. I was watching TV and didn't think much about it. I just said be careful and let it go. I ended up going to bed around midnight and she hadn't returned home yet. I just assumed she had hooked up with that guy. Not her normal thing, but not unheard of. Just after I turned off the light there was a knock on my door. I got up thinking Kate had just lost her keys or something. I went downstairs in just my boxers and T-shirt and when I opened the door there were two uniformed police officers standing there. Then the questions started."

"Cop: "Who are you" Me: " I am Astelan101. I own this place."

Cop: "Kate told us she owned this place and didn't live with anyone. Is that your cat?" Me: "Uh, I bought his place in 2006 and have owned that car since 2004. What is going on?"

Cop: "Kate was attacked tonight and she is at the hospital." Me: "Oh shit! Is she okay?"

Cop: "Can we come in?" Me: " Uh, yeah. Come in." Now days, I probably wouldn't agree without a search warrant, but things were different around here back then."

"They came in and asked where her bedroom was. I pointed it out and one of them when in while the other stayed in the living room with me. The first cop came out of her room and went into her bathroom and was poking around. After they had been there for about half an hour, they finally started telling me what was happening."

"Kate told them that someone had attacked her and sliced open her stomach and then dumped her at the emergency room. After being questioned a bit, she had claimed her date attacked her and had dumped her at the door, but wouldn't tell them who."

"At this point there were a total of 6 cops in my condo, going in and out of her room, and I was still in my boxers, I asked if I could go upstairs and put on some pants. They agreed but one of them had to go with me. While up there, he checked my tub, sink, towels, and dirty laundry to see if there was any blood."

"After getting dressed and heading downstairs I realized I had acquired 2 more cops and a detective. She told me the story had changed and now Kate was claiming it was a med student from the local University that was trying to become a doctor. He was trying to remove a large scar that went the entire way across her stomach. He had hit something and then left her at the hospital. She talked to her partner and now it was she drove herself. The hospital was having fits because they thought a student was practicing surgery. Also at this point they are carrying stuff out of her room in paper bags.

Que 14 cops and 2 detectives in my condo. And then I finally get the whole story."

"Kate had stolen scalpels, bandaging, packing materials, and drugs so perform surgery on herself. She had injected herself with local anesthetics and had taken a handful or barbiturates. She had cut herself open starting just below her ribs on the left side. Decided she didn't like the angel so packed the wound and tried again a bit lower and more horizontal. She had apparently nicked something that shouldn't be cut and started bleeding. She got dressed and drove herself to the hospital that was about 3 minutes away. She had lied to the hospital staff and cops when they arrived."

"The cops hauled out all the supplies she had used along with a ton of drugs she had stolen. Nothing that would get you high, just stuff that would enable her to do the surgery. When they left they told me I would have to hire someone to clean up the blood."

"At that point it was 5 am and they left. I had been up since 6 am in the morning before. I drove to the hospital to see her cause I was still in panic mode. I was eventually allowed to see her and she held my hand but wouldn't say anything. They kicked me out around 7 so I went home and showered and came back. At 8 am I was told she didn't want to see me, but I stayed anyway. About an hour later I was told that they were committing her to a local mental hospital."

"No knowing what to do I went into work. I was there about an hour before my nerves finally broke and I told my boss what had happened and he sent me home. I went to Wal-Mart and picked up some heavy duty gloves and a large plastic container and went home to do some clean up. I was lucky and almost everything was contained to her comforter. I gathered that up, her sheets, and her... lets call it stomach material in the box (for the record, I couldn't eat chicken for months). I took it to my parents place to burn."

"Finally making it back home, I laid down on the couch to sleep around 1 pm. At this point I had been up for 31 hours and 13 of that under stress. Just as I dozed off I got a call from Kate. They were releasing her from the mental hospital and needed me to pick her up at 3. I wasn't happy but I did it. As we were driving home she told me that she had convinced the doctors she had a mental breakdown from body issues, no food, and too many diet pills so they let her go. Given that I had dinner with her that night.. a large one at that, it was obvious she had lied to them,"

"In the following days Kate mostly stayed on the couch since she had been fired from her job and didn't feel up to going anywhere. I finally kicked her out about three weeks later after she disappeared for two days. I didn't want to deal with it. She left her bed and owing me about $800 for back rent. I never talked to her again. I do still have a copy of the incident report."

"A few months ago, someone that had know us both asked me about her and I decided to look her up. She didn't have a Facebook profile, but I could see where she was on her third last name. I should have stopped at this point, but curiosity.... The third last name led me to http://paperdollspenpals.com where I could see she was looking for a hookup while in prison. Her picture was attached to the ad so I knew it was her. She was in prison for credit card fraud, identity theft, resisting arrest, and about four other non-minor charges I can't think of right now."

"TLDR: in less than 24 hours my roommate gutted herself, was questioned by the police, committed to mental hospital, and released. She was in prison several years later with a host of charges"

14. MarquisRai had an authentic Ambien experience.

"I was the roommate in this scenario.

I was having trouble sleeping, so my doctor prescribed me Ambien. He warned me that I should take it and go straight to bed, but I didn't listen. One night I took some Ambien, but decided I wanted to play some video games still. After about an hour of video games I decided I still didn't want to go to bed, and I wanted to watch a movie. The last thing I remember is deciding to leave my computer chair to do this."

"The next morning I wake up in bed and head to the kitchen to grab some breakfast. My roommate comes up to me laughing and tells me he's got some pictures to show me. He proceeds to show me a picture of myself sprawled face down on the living room floor with my hand on the entertainment center. Apparently, I got to the living room and tried to turn on a movie, but instead the Ambien finally kicked in and I fell asleep mid-button-press. He said he was worried I had died and checked my breathing, but saw my chest/back rising, so instead laughed and took pictures."

15. PubScrubRedemption's roommate had an adorable bedtime routine.

"My roommate in freshman year of college was this really tall, total bro of a hockey player. When he went to bed one night, I was surprised to see from across the room he took an old stuffed bunny toy in pajamas from under his pillow and kissed it goodnight before hugging it close to him. I soon observed that this was part of his bed time routine, but I never mentioned it."

16. PM__ME__STUFFZ's roommate has a very DIY bidet.

"Ive posted about it before, but using an empty plastic vodka bottle as a makeshift bidet is by far the weirdest thing a roommate of mine has done."

17. MrStealYourCheetos's roommate likely needed a pick me up.

"Old roommate used to get home after a day of work, sit down on the couch, and stare at the wall/blank TV screen for sometimes a solid hour. Also used to bake stuff like meatloaf or salmon and leave it out on top of the stove for days, picking at it until it was too dry to chew without fracturing his teeth. Never really had any issues with him, but it was weird AF.

edit: Currently thinking "weird" is not the best way to describe what was likely chronic depression. Apologies."

18. Unfortunate_Derek had a very intense roommate moment.

"I was doing my business in the bathroom one day, and my roommate opened the door to see me sitting on the toilet. Most normal people would say "oh sorry," and close the door, but he didn't. We just made eye contact for maybe 20 seconds."

"Then, without breaking eye contact, he slowly stepped into the bathroom, opened up a drawer under the sink, reached around for whatever he was looking for (still keeping eye contact), and slowly backed away, out of the bathroom and closing the door. We never talked about it."

19. DeafJeezy experience a slice of John Wayne Gacy treatment.

"My gay roommate's boyfriend had a creepy, creepy clown mask that he left at our place. One night I fell asleep early, he came into my room wearing the mask and wiggled my toe until I woke up."

20. TZH85's roommate was sexually satsfied.

"Former roommate of mine. He used to come back late from work. Then proceeds to occupy the kitchen, takes out a bottle of vodka from the freezer. Downs a couple of shots. Then he puts on his running shoes, goes for jog for about an hour. Comes back to down more shots in the kitchen."

"He also used to have this girlfriend who looked like a 25-year-old retired librarian. The type of school teacher that seems to have been born in the wrong decade by accident. Really mousy and shy. She was even too shy to greet me when I ran into her in the apartment. But as soon as they closed the door to his room behind them, they had freakishly loud monkey sex. It sounded like two fully grown gorillas throwing themselves at each other. Full on "OWWWWW!", "AHHHHHH!" "YAAAAH!". It was completely absurd. One time they were having a go at each other early saturday morning, so my alarm clock was basically a woman's sex shrieks.

One time I also found a rotting pineapple in the kitchen while cleaning. I don't know how or why."

23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're Married.

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These marriage memes will be hysterically funny to anyone who's ever said, "I do." Send them to your spouse and they just might forgive you for that thing you did.

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The 'Game of Thrones' trailer flew in and set the internet on fire. Unleash the dragons.

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WINTER. IS. HERE!!!

The gods at HBO have released the trailer for the final season of Game of Thrones and it looks dark. Like, literally dark. You have to squint to see Arya's face, but it's oh so worth it.

Us fans have been without new Thrones for over a year and are eager to eat up anything Westeros has to offer, even if it's only a few images of people in the dark and/or staring at dragons.

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Inspiring! People See Dragons For The First Time!

Beyond the stellar reaction faces, we see:

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Arya running for her goddamn life.
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An aunt taking her nephew horseback riding.
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Jaime giving a hand (get it?) to the living.
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Gendry being still alive and still hot.
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Cersei farting and getting away with it.
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Tyrion looking adorable like Puss in Boots.

The real drama is on Twitter, where fans are celebrating and over-analyzing every single detail.

People are anxious for Arya, and want to protect her at all costs.

The Sansa stans did not come to play.

Cersei's back, and so is her wine...even though she's pregnant.

Fans think that Dany won't be the only one Jon Snow is riding.

Incest is coming.

As are the jokes.

This one fan took to video editing software to try and decipher who Arya is running from.

We'll have to wait until April 14th to find out.

Man claims women can't work without 'showcasing their sexuality,' gets dragged to sexist hell.

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If you don't already know who Daryush “Roosh” Valizadeh is, well then consider yourself lucky. The human being known as Roosh V first got internet (in)famous for founding Return of Kings, the deeply misogynist MRA website, as well as his contributions to pick-up artist culture, which is truly the sewer of URL spaces.

Needless to say, if you're looking for consistently bad takes on women, and honestly anything, Roosh V is a prolific contender.

In keeping with his unfortunate brand of existence, Roosh V posted a very, very bad tweet that is now facing reasonable backlash.

The tweet in questions features a photo of a female public safety worker's backside (no doubt without her consent), and possibly the worst possible take.

"Females can't help but display their sexuality, even when it limits their range of motion in public safety jobs," wrote Roosh V, which is wild since she is legitimately just wearing pants.

Luckily, the internet wasted no breath before tearing his reach to shreds. This reach needs a casket because it has been laid out and drained of all blood.

People were quick to point out that men wear pants that hug their frame as well, they just don't get sexualized by Roosh V for it.

Others pointed out the (obvious) fact that wearing pants does not limit your range of motion on the job, and likewise, looking good on the job does not limit your competence. If it did, Terry Crews would not have a thriving career.

Mostly, trolling Roosh V is just very satisfying on multiple levels, given the phenomenally awful nature of his takes.

There are truly endless accurate meme reactions to this tweet, and anything Roosh V types out on his Alienware.

It's (always) a bad day to be a woman anywhere near Roosh V, but it's a great day to be trolling him with memes.


12 men share the life skills they f*cked up before marriage. Laundry is an art.

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Marriage can provide life lessons for both parties involved, but wives seem to take the cake when it comes to dishing out life hacks. Women just...know things. For example, women know how to properly load an unload a dishwasher. It's almost like we pay attention to details or something.

Many women learn life skills from a young age, and it isn't until they are living with a man that they realize he has gone his whole life not knowing how to fold laundry. And that is when their husbands learn what they've foolishly been doing wrong all of these years.

Reddit user johnbair123 posted to the 'Ask Men' page and asked dudes, "What is something you found out you do 'wrong' once you got married? He took the first slot by telling us all, "For me, it’s been that I fold clothes, and load the dishwasher incorrectly. No idea how I’ve lived on my own for 10 years." Men followed his lead, and the answers were hilariously painful and sometimes adorably sweet. Check out our favorite responses below!

1. E38sport hasn't been able to settle the epic toothpaste conundrum.

well, after 18 years we've reached stalemate in the proper way to dispense toothpaste from it's tube.

Tbh whoever is squeezing it from the bottom is correct, and whoever isn't is a monster.

2. captainmalamute's partner needs to take a Vomming 101 class.

I'm gonna answer for my partner because this literally happened today.

He pukes wrong. Everytime he's ever puked in my presence, he's puked on himself. I don't fucking get it, man. Everytime I think I'm sick or going to be sick I go to the bathroom before I know I'm sick. This motherfucker just gambles on it.

Our infant is also sick so I don't have a whole lot of patience for cleaning up after a grown man today too.

3. XenophonRedux didn't know the basic rules of laundry.

Laundry. Hot water isn’t necessarily better.

We have to teach them everything.

4. This one is just...(JustinTime_LMAOHAHA)

Always conditioned, then washed my hair, because the shampoo smelt better than the conditioner... took a shower with my wife early in our relationship, and she was like, “You’re kidding, right?”

There are literally directions on how to wash your hair on the back of every shampoo bottle.

5. Dealthagar, it's called 'folding' not 'rolling' for a reason.

Apparently I fold tshirts entirely wrong, and my wife will go back into my drawer after I've folded them and put them away and pull them back out and refold them.

I've been doing the fold-and-roll since basic training. Apparently that drives her crazy.

6. explorer_one has a very healthy outlook on married life.

I have to admit that's wife's way of folding sheets and towels is better than how I had done it previously, so I adopted her way.

We had several run-ins where she thought I was doing something wrong, where I then reminded her I lived on my own and raised kids on my own for years, then she backs off. But sometimes her idea is legit better so I try to keep an open mind.

7. Damn, shit got real with this one from 1in1billionAZNsay.

I didn't give out enough compliments or showed my appreciation for things very much. I have worked and changed that. My life now is happier and more filled with love and thankfulness.

8. TheFatman2099 proves that wives are geniuses.

In what order I was in the shower. I always washed my body first and then hair.

Wife comes along and is like "do your hair first so all the filth doesnt run over your clean body." and I realized I never thought about it as much as she did.

9. iamjans must have gotten an earful with this one...

I grew up on a mountain, we had 100 acres. When we had old food or unwanted leftovers, we just threw them over the fence into the woods. I'd always thrown food outside ever since. It wasn't until my gf (now wife) came home one day to our main level condo and saw our front bushes covered in spaghetti that I quickly learned that this was unacceptable. I honestly had never thought about it before, but i'm sure my neighbors thought I was crazy. I no longer throw spaghetti in my bushes.

10. Okay, who taught men how to take showers? (twopointsforhonesty)

It never occurred to me to turn on the shower and let it warm up before getting in. I would always dread the cold water for the first few seconds of my shower. Changed my life.

11. Someone please teach a workshop on how to load dishwashers for men.

Apparently I can’t load the dishwasher, vacuum properly, or do laundry in a correct manner.

The dishwasher thing must be my worst trait, as even when I stay the night with friends and help clean up, they poke fun at how I load the dishwasher.

Or maybe just have it cover all housekeeping chores?

12. mikeyf09 and his wife have a symbiotic relationship.

My wife introduced me to butt-wipes (the flushable wet wipes used after one or two passes with regular TP)

It’s not that I’ve been wiping my ass wrong for 26 years, it’s that I haven’t been doing it as good as I could have been.

To return the favor, I taught her “the bicycle” (lay on your back, knees to chest, and pump your feet one at a time like you’re riding a bike upside down) as a method to make you fart when you have gas.

The 20 funniest things stoners have done while stoned. Woah, dude.

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Weed isn't just a drug—it's also some peoples' entire personalities! Stoner stories are hilarious because they span from the genuinely ingenious (see: the circle of life) to the stupidest of the stupid. Here are the funniest ones.

1. A high school diploma is a type of insurance?

2. Make new friends, but keep the old.

3. It's some kind of magic.

4. Keeping it clean.

5. Cake. Waffle.

6. Suckin & smoking blunts off his toes.

7. Weighing weed on a cop car, because what have we got to lose?

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8. Can alcohol help you decode the circle of life? Hmm?

9. Two words: Drone Bong.

10. He should try heating it up with a flashlight next time.

11. Brownie? Good. Cheese? Good. Brownie Cheese? Great.

12. Be one with the deliciousness.

13. Clear eyes, full hearts.

14. Your brain on brine.


15. That's called "projection."

16. You are what you eat.

17. What a gas.

18. Just say no.

19. Bad service.

20. A foolproof plan.

26 Memes Men Probably Won't Find Funny.

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Ladies, this meme list is for you! Guys may not find these jokes too funny, but who even cares? Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your ponytails off at these hilarious memes.

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13 tweets roasting Trump for hugging a flag. God bless the internet.

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Watching the news these days can feel like some sort of sick joke, or in some cases, like some sort of actual joke. For example, when the White House tweeted out a photo of Trump hugging/spooning/dry-humping/??? a flag, we couldn't help but laugh. Like, the image is legitimately hilarious. The only problem? The White House wasn't kidding.

Who is charge over there?! Oh, right...

I would say there is no way the White House expected to post this photo without being covered in shiver inducing shade, but I've truly given up on trying to understand the logic behind their decision making process. Nonetheless, the internet was quick to hop on the wave of criticism for this post, and let's just say the surf was looking gnarly today.

People honestly could not believe that this was real life.

Others noted that pussies aren't the only thing the groper in chief likes grabbing.

The more I look at it, the more embarrassed I get.

They used to say that art imitates life, but now it seems as though life imitates hell.

The cool teen who rebelled against his mom by getting vaccinated testified about anti-vaxxers to Congress.

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When teens aren't busy writing gun control legislation, they're rebelling against their parents and getting vaccinated.

Ethan Lindbenberger, an 18-year-old from Ohio, testified at a Senate hearing about vaccinations and misinformation, standing firmly pro-vaccines and anti-propaganda.

Last month, he went viral for the shots he decided to take on his 18th birthday: vaccinations against such diseases as hepatitis A, hepatitis B, influenza and HPV.

Lindbenberger addressed the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee on Tuesday about his personal decision to get vaccinated, and why the misinformation his mother believed is so dangerous.

The high school student didn't blame his mother, for its his understanding that her intentions were to protect him. Lindenberger places the blame on social media companies and conspiracy sites that profit off of parents' desires to best look after their children by spreading lies that put them in danger.

"For certain individuals and organizations that spread this misinformation, they instill fear into the public for their own gain selfishly, and do so knowing that their information is incorrect," Lindenberger said. "For my mother, her love, affection and care as a parent was used to push an agenda to create a false distress, and these sources which spread misinformation should be the primary concern of the American people."

Lindenberger described in his prepared testimony how being raised anti-vaccine affected his life. "I was pulled out of class every year and told that if I did not receive my shots, I wouldn’t be able to attend my high school," he explained. "But, every year, I was opted out of these immunizations and, because of current legislation, I was allowed to attend a public high school despite placing my classmates in danger of contracting multiple preventable diseases."

Ohio is one of 17 states in the union that allows parents to opt-out of mandatory vaccinations for philosophical or moral reasons.

Sadly, "I read it on Facebook" counts as a philosophy, but thankfully, today's kids learn from their parents' mistakes.

26 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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Even if mornings make you crabby as hell, this zany list of memes will crack you up. Grab your favorite source of caffeine and get ready to laugh at these randomly hilarious memes.

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Viral thread perfectly breaks down why trans athletes must be able to compete with their own gender.

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Whenever transgender people begin to carve out a space for themselves in areas of mainstream society, they are unfortunately met with some backlash and intolerance. This has been the case when it comes to transgender athletes competing professionally. Some people have felt very strongly about the topic, claiming that transgender athletes are not capable of competing on the same level playing field as their peers.

However, others have pointed out that trying to ban transgender people from competing in athletics is transphobic because the argument for it lacks factual evidence. Trans author and activist Brynn Tannehill laid out exactly why the debate against transgender athletes doesn't hold up via a brilliant tweet thread.

You can read the whole thread here:

When you can perfectly and succinctly lay out a complex argument via tweets, you know you are doing something right. Bravo!


Kylie Jenner officially named ’youngest self-made billionaire.' Even the Dictionary is dragging her.

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Ladies and gentlemen and lovelies who identify outside of the gender binary, it is official, on Tuesday it was announced that Kylie Jenner is the youngest self-made billionaire.

This titling means she has stolen the throne from Mark Zuckerberg, which is a feat both grandiose and terrifying. I have no doubt there is a clause in Facebook stating that if you dethrone Zuckerberg in any manner, you must prepare for the wrath of his legion of trolls.

Zuckerberg related trolling aside, a lot of people have taken (reasonable) issue with giving Jenner the title of self-made billionaire. After all, she was born into immense generational wealth, and a family with a huge public facing platform that set her up to build her beauty empire.

When she first made the Forbes list of young billionaires, people were quick to pour out their opinions about the "self-made" title. And while her business acumen is legitimately impressive regardless of her privilege, it only feels valid to point out the headstart she was given.

While there are hundreds of Jenner-related takes to sift through, perhaps the funniest conceptually is the Dictionary itself stepping into clear up the meaning of "self-made."

People were quick to praise the Dictionary, or more accurately - the human being running the Dictionary Twitter account, for its excellent use of petty correction.

Whoever is running this account is living their truth, and it shows.

The GIF responses are as endless as the Dictionary's propensity for saltiness.

This concludes today's installment of the Dictionary coming for someone, if we're lucky, there will be another installment before the end of the week.

8 times moms stepped in to help out other moms that'll warm your ice-cold heart.

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In our era of mom-shaming and viral takedowns, it's easy to assume that all moms are naturally sworn enemies competing for gold in the Mom Olympics. That's why when people are nice to other people, it's officially breaking news.

Amanda Jennings, an author and mom in Oxfordshire, England, went viral when she tweeted a (very) belated thank you note to a woman who was kind to her after she had just given birth:

Exactly what she needed to hear.

Although it was over two decades ago, Jennings shared that she thinks about that moment a lot.

The small act of kindness inspired Jennings to pay it forward, and for other moms to share their similarly heartwarming stories as well.

There's solidarity among new moms in the hospital (or "in hospital," as the British Jennings would say).

The simplest words of encouragement can have the deepest impact.

Being a mom in public is tough, but everyone has been there...either as the mom or the kid.

Moms aren't just encouraging: they're also wise.

To all the moms* out there:

*Especially my mom. Hi! Love you! Sorry it's been awhile since I called, let's talk on the weekend.

Hillary Clinton shuts down Trump with iconic ‘Mean Girls’ gif. When he goes low, she claps back.

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When surfing the web, it can often feel as if you're constantly dodging waves of garbage and hellfire that come in the form of internet trolls and offensive memes. Fun! But sometimes the trash sea parts an makes way for for a delicious treat in the form of an iconic tweet. Bon appétit, bitch, as the French kids say.

The social media trash tsunami settled down for a moment last night when Hillary Clinton clapped back at Donald Trump via the most effective form of communication: a Mean Girl gif. At 5:18pm on Tuesday night, Trump tweeted:

“(Crooked) Hillary Clinton confirms she will not run in 2020, rules out a third bid for White House.” Aw-shucks, does that mean I won’t get to run against her again? She will be sorely missed!

Then, at 5:57pm, Hillary Rodman Clinton made history yet again. Like any wise, modern woman, she responded to an internet troll's petty attack with a Regina George reference. And not only did she clap back in the perfect way, she also did so with a subtweet, meaning she didn't even @ him. She beat him at his own Twitter game. As a wise prophet (Janis Ean) once said, "How do you destroy an evil dictator? You cut off his resources."

One time Hillary Clinton subtweeted Trump with a Mean Girls gif , so now I'm subtweeting Trump with Mean Girls gifs.

Naturally, the internet took note of this epic subtweet and everybody dove in to sing Hillary's praises.

Live footage of Hillary stans reading this tweet:

Live footage of Hillary at home sipping her tea and looking at these responses:

Needless to say, the internet is shook. And it's not just because we all love a good Mean Girls reference, which we definitely do. But beyond that, this gif is incredibly apt. The explicit accusation that Donald Trump is pathetically obsessed with Hillary Clinton is spot on, and her calling him out for it creates the perfect shade for us all to bask in. And the tea is made that much more sweet when considering the fact that she couldn't be bothered to tweet directly at him and instead went for the subtweet. It's an expert move, fit for a queen.

Alright, now I must go and start drafting a petition for a new language where we only communicate via Mean Girls gifs. Doesn't that sound like, so fetch?

IHOP and Denny’s are beefing over whose pancakes are the ‘OG.’ Forks are out.

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We are living in a truly bizarre timeline, where it's not uncommon for fast food joints to get out the food handler approved gloves and beef with each other online. In the recent beautiful past, the internet has watched in delight as Wendys and McDonalds went at it, Burger King and McDonalds fed the fires of their decades long feud, and Wendys and Ihop entered the ring.

These social media spats are as petty and silly as they are delightful, and that combination is truly what the world needs right now (besides a government overhaul and a Green New Deal to save the earth).

A recent post in the Reddit subthread Murdered by Words gave us a beautiful exchange between Ihop and Dennys, where both franchises laid claim to the title of "Pancake OG."

Honestly, I don't care who is the real Pancake OG since both restaurants make my stomach feel like it's been through a war. But it's fun to watch them barb at each other like true movie nemesis'.

While Ihop got the last word in here, Dennys has the receipts to prove they were there with pancakes longer, which I think wins them the crown of "pancake OG," regardless of how much indigestion their recipes are responsible for.

26 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Have Kids.

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If raising your kids has you stressed out, you're not alone. Treat yourself to these hilarious parenting memes. They totally nail what it's like to be an overworked and underappreciated mom in today's world.

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