I'm not going to pretend I know what it's like to be Donald Trump's kid, but if anyone is doing it right it's probably Tiffany:
She keeps a low profile unlike her siblings and I know nothing about her which is exactly what we need. While it must be hard to get your father's attention when he's busy eating McDonald's and complaining on Twitter, there must be better ways than Donald Trump Jr.'s most recent attempt at fatherly love.
Donald Trump Jr. spends a lot of time on Instagram posting memes like this:
But it was this meme in his stories that people were particularly interested in:
I mean, if you're going to butcher a perfectly good porn video for a meme, you could at least choose the all-season "Pornhub" logo. That gingerbread cookie is so innocent! While I'm sure Don Jr. got a solid laugh at the expense of Democrats, I'm more interested in whether or not this means that even Trump's family notices how orange he is. If his own son can laugh about it, can he also tell his dad to lay off the self-tanning lotion? Maybe tell him to get out of the tanning bed?
Later, Don took the issue to Twitter to respond to Ivanka:
Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams are on the cover of Rolling Stone, talking about the ten years since they've been cast in a little television program called Game of Thrones.
The final season premiere is just a few weeks away, ad the actors who were lucky enough to survive until season eight have quite literally grown up with the show. Turner and Williams were 12 and 13 when they were catapulted into the fantasy world, spending their teenage years on set and in the spotlight. The two surviving Starks got real about sexuality, the show, and the wars to come.
1. Turner and Williams (sounds like a law firm, no?) had a meet-cute moment.
From the moment a 12-year-old Maisie Williams caught sight of 13-year-old Sophie Turner at their 2009 chemistry read for the roles of the Stark sisters, their connection was deep and uncanny. “We were pretty much best friends from that second on,” says Turner, now 23.
2. Williams thought that Turner was "the coolest thing [she'd] ever seen."
“I get why they do chemistry reads, because when it’s right, it’s so right," she said. Like, we’re best friends. And they could see that all those years ago, and it must have been real magic watching these two girls have the best time together.”
3. As kids, they intuited that the first Game of Thrones pilot was clunky and probably wouldn't be picked up.
Showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss realized just in time that it was clunky and hard to follow — they recast several key roles and reshot it, saving their show. Turner and Williams, among the youngest cast members, may have been the first to sense something wasn’t right. As Weiss and Benioff recall in a joint email interview, the girls were distraught at the party: “We remember the both of them bawling and hugging each other, because they loved each other so much after only a few short weeks, and were afraid they’d never see each other again, because the show wouldn’t get picked up. It was a viable fear."
4. Turner was a method actress, using her Justin Bieber obsession to relate to Sansa's infatuation with Joffrey in season one.
“She sees the world through rose-tinted glasses at the very beginning,” says Turner. “She is completely oblivious to who the royal family are. It’s like any Justin Bieber fan — they don’t realize Justin has his darkness about him.” The younger Turner was, herself, “a Belieber, with a whole wall in my bedroom dedicated to him. David and Dan always told me, ‘Look at Joffrey as if he’s Justin Bieber and imagine that life.’ That’s the trick — how to get Sophie to act!”
Is it too late now to say sorry?
5. Going through puberty while playing Arya Stark was rough for Williams.
As fun as it is to murder people and join the Faceless Men, Williams was a bit frustrated with the costumes designed to suppress her womanhood. According to Rolling Stone, she had "curve-suppressing wardrobe mandates," including a "little fat belly."
6. Williams envied Turner's costumes, and vice versa.
Turner says that time was “really difficult” for Williams. “She’s going through all these changes, and yet she has to still look like a child and cut her hair short and look completely different to how she’s feeling inside. I think she really envied me because I got to wear the dresses and have nice makeup and nice hair. And I wanted the trousers and the boyish clothes!”
Acting.
7. Williams celebrated New Year's eve with a 24-hour clubbing adventure in Berlin.
“I went out at 8 p.m. and got home at 8 p.m.,” she says. “We were at every party, and also no party, at the same time.”
8. Playing an assassin was cathartic.
She truly enjoyed Arya’s bloodiest moments. “You can feel the adrenaline,” she says, rather dreamily. “It feels incredible because it’s all pretend, it doesn’t matter. But when else do you get to do that? There was this shot we did at the end of Season Three when I’m stabbing the guy in the neck. They got me a sandbag and a fake knife, and they had blood going, and they were just like, ‘Stab! Just go for it.’ My God! You can feel ‘Ahhhh!’ ” She sips her coffee. “It was good.”
This is what a feminist looks like.
9. Turner's alias when she goes bowling is "Boy George."
She thinks they look alike. Maybe?
10. She has a triangular tattoo inspired by Greek philosophy, and a drawing that looks like "bunnies f*cking."
On her left bicep is an occult-looking triangular tattoo based on “Plato’s theory that the soul is comprised of three parts — reason, spirit and appetite.” Her older brother Will got a matching one; he’s supposed to be the “spirit” part. Her eldest brother, James, is “reason,” but he opted out of the tattoo.
11. As the star of Dark Phoenix, she threw shade at X-Men: Last Stand.
She’s optimistic about the film, calling it “Dark Phoenix done right” – a small jab at the notoriously awful X-Men: Last Stand, which butchered the same storyline. “Every other scene in Dark Phoenix is, like, the most intense scene I’ve ever done,” she says.
12. She got real about mental health issues.
“Depression for sure, anxiety, all of those things. I still experience it, but I had therapy, I’m on medication, and I feel so much better. The fact that I spoke to someone changed my life.”
She was hurt by social media posts suggesting that celebrities’ newfound openness about such issues was “a trend.” If anything, it’s simply famous young people following wider trends. “It’s definitely a generational thing,” she says. “My mom still asks me, ‘Why do you need a therapist?’ ”
13. Turner used to lie in bed and cry for Sansa.
"The things that girl has gone through are just unbelievable and awful," she told the magazine.
14. Killing Ramsay Bolton was as fun as it looked.
"Killing him with the dogs, that was the most satisfying scene. It made me so emotional because I’ve been waiting so long for her to stand up to the people who have done her wrong."
15. In the beginning, Turner was jealous of Arya's badassery.
"In the beginning, I was jealous of Maisie,” says Turner, “because she got to do all these sword fights and be the badass. I was like, ‘I know my character is very powerful.’ Sansa adapts better than Arya. If Arya was in Sansa’s situation at the beginning, she would have had her head cut off. And if Sansa had been in Arya’s position, Sansa would have been bullied to death. . . . It was really frustrating how slow it was, but it just makes it all the more satisfying. I’m happy she’s only just coming into her power now."
16. Turner opened up about her sexuality.
"Everyone experiments," she says with a shrug. "It’s part of growing up. I love a soul, not a gender."
17. She took on real-life Hollywood sexual predators, comparing them to Westorosi villains.
Harvey Weinstein is Joffrey or Ramsay. Probably worse than that. A White Walker.’
18. Turner called Bryan Singer, who directed her in an X-Men film, "unpleasant."
19. Williams hinted that season eight has "a lot of similarities" with season one.
Happier times.
20. Turner says she is "satisfied with the ending of the entire show...every arc came to a really good close."
21. She thinks that Ned Stark would be proud of Sansa.
“Sansa, this whole show, the only reason she has willed herself to survive is for her family,” says Turner, who has a ‘The Pack Survives’ tattoo, quoting the show. “The power of family and unity is so strong that it can keep people alive. That’s the biggest thing I’ve taken away from the show: Family is everything.” She smiles, sitting in her bowling-alley throne, vaping. “I think Papa Stark would be very proud of us,” she says
Mornings are not good. They are actually the worst. Just because waking up is a total bummer, that doesn't mean you can't have a laugh or two (or 26.) Enjoy these utterly random memes and the rest of your day too.
Write Nicole Clark kicked off a thread about the ultimate crush "dealbreakers" when fellow writer Morgan Sung lamented the horrors of watching someone she once found attractive drink a glass of whole milk.
First of all, drinking a glass of milk? What are you, four years old? And whole milk? How much extra room do you have in your arteries?
Alright Twitter—tell me about the time you uncrushed on someone. I'll start: He was a transfer & flirted with me all semester. He even took my high school senior portraits. During the shoot he leaned in to tell "a secret," I thought it was a kiss, turns out he had a gf in Seattle https://t.co/KyLbh4jBOo
I had a crush on someone until they asked me if the pepper icons next to dishes on a vietnamese menu referred to "how many peppers were inside each dish"
He was a chef in training. We were out eating burgers and fries. I dipped one of my fries in my chocolate shake and ate it He lectured me about how I should not mix foods like that. Realized I did not want a lifetime of lectures and disapproving looks every time I ate with him
I was at a friend's apartment that I had a small crush on. She turned the TV on, and it was a Bush 2 state of the union. I was about to call him a moron, but before I could she said "God I love him." And she was not kidding. I un-crushed so fast I think I time travelled.
I had a huge crush on a guy for months. But then he told a story about being afraid to drive across a bridge and derisively added, "If a WOMAN can drive across a bridge.. . " Crush gone in that instant. Hey, buddy, at least I can drive across a bridge. Putz.
Had the biggest crush on a hot guy who looked like model. We'd run into ea other at events for sev years n say hello n smile from a distance. One day he came over n talked to me close enough for me to smell his bad breath. I immediately uncrushed😭. A foul breath is a total NO-NO pic.twitter.com/qM9ZpUQ5Y4
15. If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my memes.
Ugh. It's still fresh...
I sent him this meme. He replied, I don't get it. I explained it, and he said "oh yeah lol I would have never got it," and that's when I realized...I was punching below my weight.
There are few people more near and dear to a busy, famous mother than her prized nanny. Finding someone who truly loves your kids, and understands their needs and limits with equal parts tenderness and discipline is harder than it sounds. So, once you've got a good one it makes sense to hold onto them tight.
That being said, it makes total sense for Jennifer Garner to feel protective of her good nanny relationship. Particularly, when the cuteness of Chrissy Teigen's kids functions as a potential threat.
To catch you up, in a recent comment on a picture of Miles, Garner joked about how her nanny has been "liking" all of Teigen's Instagram photos of her kids. And while Garner understands appreciating adorable Luna and Miles, she doesn't want Teigen getting any nanny swooping ideas.
"I see my kids’ nanny liking everything you put up with your gorgeous kids and I’m here to tell you, don’t get any ideas, either one of you," Garner wrote.
Well, now the playful saga has continued on a recent photo. In response to another precious photo of Miles, Garner joked that her "kids are now being threatened with his cuteness."
This time, her nanny jumped in to write "I mean..." as a cryptic agreement. Naturally, Garner immediately responded to her nanny with a strong no.
While Teigen has made no suggestions she is plotting to steal Garner's nanny, it doesn't mean she's not hatching a plan secretly, like all good schemers do.
Few people underestimate the endless work of parenting more than teens still living with their parents. No amount of babysitting and helping out with siblings can prepare you for the onslaught of sleepless nights and infant screams that come with actual parenthood. Even so, to the inexperienced teenage mind, being a mom can't be THAT hard, right?!
It was the assumption that motherhood is relatively easy that inspired 14-year-old Olivia to swap engineering for an early childhood education class. Little did she know what lay in wait for her.
In a now viral post, Olivia's mom Lawren shared photos of the teen struggling to calm her robotic baby William, whom she was scheduled to care for over the weekend. As all robotic babies do, William cried as periodically as a real child, and would only stop when he had been soothed, fed, changed, or rocked properly.
According to Lawren, it didn't take long for Olivia to find herself completely overwhelmed by the constant screams of William. At several points Lawren heard Olivia full-on crying from exhaustion, begging baby robot William to calm down, and at one point Olivia came into her mom's room to beg for help.
Lawren, experiencing a dose of loving schadenfreude, unequivocally declined her daughter's request for rest. After all, how was Olivia going to learn about parenting if she didn't do the work for herself?
Meet William. He’s Olivia’s interactive baby assignment for her Early Childhood Education Class. Now, meet Olivia with...
Lawren's post about Olivia's struggle quickly went viral, with tons of parents commenting that this should be a requirement at every school.
Despite her struggle, Lawren told Buzzfeed that in the end, Olivia didn't get a hot grade, and has now sworn she will forgo the terror of having a baby to adopt an older kid. Which honestly, sounds like a smart plan.
If you're anything like me, there's nothing you've related to more than that very sexist Teen Talk Barbie doll that would say "math class is tough!"
The only math I'm truly invested in is the number of shots I can take without having a hangover, the number of cabs I can take before I can't afford rent or how many days I can push my daily contact lenses before I'll go blind. After high school math (where I cried most days), I forgot everything I learned except basic multiplication and geometric proofs. However, who can resist the urge of a tricky internet challenge? Let's dive in, shall we?
1.
Are you struggling? Is your head in pain? Are you wondering how 5+2 could be 12 when it's obviously 7 and you stopped work to solve this and now you're crying at your desk? Breathe. The solution is to multiply and then add the first number. So while 4 + 1 is 5, it's also 5 because 4 x 1 + 1 = 5. 5 x 2 = 10 + 2 = 12. 6 x 3 = 18 + 3 = 21. Answer = 45. Because 5 x 8 = 40 + 5 = 45. If you got it, good for you! Tell your friends!
2.
Imagine you're on a game show. Woo! The host asks you to choose one of three doors. Behind one door is a million bucks, and behind the other two doors is nothing, zilch. Let's say you pick door number one, and since the host knows which door the money is behind, they decide to open another door. The host opens door number two, and shows that there's nothing behind it. Then, the host gives you a new option; you can stick with your original choice or you can switch doors. So here's the question: do you stick with your original choice? Or do you change your mind?
It might seem you have a 50/50 chance of winning the million bucks because there are only two doors left, but that's actually false! You should always switch doors. At first, you had a 1 in 3 chance of picking the money door, which means you had a 2 in 3 chance of picking a door with no money behind it. So when the host shows an empty door and eliminates one wrong choice, the chances that the car is behind that last door are 2/3, which is twice as great as the odds of picking the right door on your first guess. By switching, you are betting on the 2 in 3 chance you picked the wrong door the first time. And that's why they say knowledge is power!
3.
"A bat and ball cost one dollar and ten cents. The bat costs one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?"
Are you thinking it's obviously ten cents?
Wrong! It's actually five cents. The difference between a dollar and ten cents is 90 cents, not 1 dollar. This means that the only way for the bat to be a dollar more would be if the bat costs $1.05 and the ball costs 5 cents. Pretty cheap baseball store.
4.
No cheating on this one, it has to be all mental math! Did you get 5,000?
It's ok. We all did. You probably started off great but then tripped up at the end. 4,090 + 10 = 4,100 not 5,000.
5.
Did you get 1?
WRONG!
This is one of those annoying nerdy "math rules" problems where the other equations are meant to confuse you. Just because there are two other lines doesn't mean those lines are part of the equation. The real problem to solve is the last line: 1 + 1 x 0 + 1 = ?. The answer is two because 1 + 0 + 1 = 2. Yes, we all just got duped by 1 + 1. It's ok, there can only be one Good Will Hunting.
If foot-in-mouth was an Olympic sport, there would be a gold division for mansplainers. Mansplainers, by (my) definition, are not merely men explaining something. No, mansplainers are men who assume they are smarter than women, and proceed to use that assumption to ramble about subjects they know little about.
One of the most recent examples of mansplaining involves an antagonist who felt it was his personal duty to decry actress Brie Larsen while comparing her to Jonah Hill. If that sentence doesn't make you tired already, his actual comment will do the trick.
This installment of Mansplaining Fails was triggered by a Netflix tweet about Larsen's directorial debut, "Unicorn Store."
Rather than looking in to see if the movie is up his alley, the mansplainer went on a rant about how Larsen hasn't paid enough artistic dues to direct. To make it worse, he claimed she should have "taken notes from Jonah Hill."
Luckily, Netflix was not here for this level of petty, and quickly shut down the comment with a comprehensive list of Larsen's credits, which include 58 award nominations and an Oscar.
Hopefully, this succinct shut down will teach this guy to do his homework before spouting off condescension, but I'm not holding my breath.
For millennia, people have opted to tell women what to wear rather than tell men to control their boners, but this generation isn't afraid to fight back.
Female students are protesting sexist dress codes in their middle schools and high schools and now, the bullsh*t has officially been admitted to college! (Paging Aunt Becky.)
A Catholic mom named Maryann White attended a Mass on campus, and was absolutely AGHAST that the women were strutting about in tight pants like FLOOZIES, she wrote a letter to the editor to the student newspaper begging women to put on thicker bottoms.
"I was ashamed for the young women at Mass. I thought of all the other men around and behind us who couldn’t help but see their behinds," she wrote. "Leggings are so naked, so form fitting, so exposing. Could you think of the mothers of sons the next time you go shopping and consider choosing jeans instead? Let Notre Dame girls be the first to turn their backs(ides) on leggings." (Emphasis mine.)
White also had the chutzpah to bring Princess Leia into this, comparing leggings-as-pants to Leia's "slave girl" outfit, which Jabba forced upon her in order to "steal her personhood."
She exercised her personhood by killing the damn worm.
That is true, but would Church Lady look down upon Leia if she chose to wear a bikini?
Notre Dame girls were the first to say HELL NO.
A sophomore named Katie Fuetter organized "Love Your Leggings Day!", calling on women to "join in our legging wearing hedonism." A student group, Irish 4 Reproductive Health, declared Tuesday to be "Leggings Pride Day."
On March 26th, students celebrated their comfortable stretchy pants and wore whatever they damn pleased!
a Catholic mom published an opinion in ND’s newspaper that leggings Lead Men Into Sin so we’re protesting our right to not be responsible for men and to not be constantly policed by morals or femininity #LeggingsDayNDpic.twitter.com/bN7oTNheIc
A senior named Nicole told the campus paper that she showed up to the event because "what I wear is not an invitation to sexualize my body."
Notre Dame students protested Maryann White's op-ed in The Observer by wearing leggings today for #leggingsdayND. Here's why Nicole Waddick showed up: pic.twitter.com/t9DCX4aFRc
"If nakedness is wrong, then this woman’s sons better have been fully clothed at the beach at all times," wrote Heather Piccone. "They better never have played a game of “shirts versus skins” pick-up basketball or football in the park. If tight clothes are equal to nakedness, then every male wrestler by her definition should be at fault for wearing the uniforms issued because my daughter is in the stands."
Young men: Think of all the mothers of daughters. Keep your shirts on, or you're asking for it.
Get ready to feel better about being a part of the human race.
The best kind of good deeds are the ones done anonymously for a stranger. "Paying it forward" or "random acts of kindness" don't mean holding your best friend's hair back while she throws up or taking one for the team at brunch by putting the whole check on your card and making everyone Venmo you. Sometimes it's important to put our selfishness and routine grind aside for a moment and do something for someone else without absolutely no expectations.
When a recent Reddit user posed this note they found on their windshield, the internet was overjoyed.
Now I'm wondering, can we please get these people to meet up somehow and fall in love? Was this note written by the officer who gave the ticket as an elaborate scheme to woo the truck owner? Is it really just as simple as being a good deed? We'll never know.
ShaneOfan commented:
That is awesome. Glad some one was looking out for you. Just remember to pay it forward. Also contest the ticket.
And the Original Poster responded:
Definitely paying it forward! Might just toss this whole envelope on another car next Tuesday. 😄
When someone asked if their Monday was actually too rough for a parking ticket, the Original Poster replied:
Monday was actually not that great, so this definitely added some goodness to my week. :)
One of the funniest parts of becoming an adult is looking back at all your childhood beliefs with a knowledgable perspective. Particularly, when it comes to what constitutes as fancy.
As children, we had no context for marketing or how wildly different people decorate and run their households, so something as simple as a french candy or shiny curtains could spark our imagination of luxury. When it comes to not getting caught up in the rat race or taking the little things for granted, the childlike approach is the way to go.
In a recent Twitter thread, user Samantha Ravndahl asked her followers to share what they considered the "pinnacle of wealth" as kids, and the answers range from delightful to downright weird.
Face palm alert! Here are 21 of the dumbest posts social media has ever seen. These posts will leave you shaking your damn head. Could anyone actually be thatstupid? Yes, yes they can. These posts will make you laugh, make you cringe, and hopefully make you pick up a book once in a while.
1. So natural.
2. It's just a little plague, you'll be fine.
3. Really makes you think!
4. Do not under any circumstances let this guy bone you.
5. Thanks for nothing, China.
6. The S.S. Duh.
7. Fingers crossed for uncle.
8. My favorite musician.
9. Call me.
10. I blame Obama for this one.
11. RIP Dragons.
12. Evolution should've taken this person instead.
Yes, work sucks the big one, but cheer up. Only 30-40 more years of this bologna and we're out of here. Woo hoo can't wait! If you're looking for a way to pass the time that doesn't involve doing any actual work, might I recommend laughing at memes? I just so happen to have a couple dozen gems right here that are guaranteed to crack you up.
Avengers: Endgame is just one month away, and Marvel Studios released new posters honoring the heroes on both sides of Thanos' snap.
The anticipation for the culmination of 11 years of Marvel movies couldn't be greater, as fans are filling the time by theorizing that the Avengers ultimately beat Thanos by having Ant-Man crawl up his butt. Yes this is very plausible and real—and even got a Vox explainer.
In the final round of posters, we got the Avengers in color...
...and the fallen in black and white.
The easily replicated posters inspired fans to mourn everyone from Mufasa to Hillary Clinton.
Good morning people of the internet. If you're reading this you are probably procrastinating, and for that, I salute you. Mornings are the best time to say, "Ugh, that can wait until later." That's the whole reason the snooze button was invented. So just sit back, chillax, and enjoy these hysterical memes. The rest of the day can wait.
While PETA officially stands for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals," the acronym might as well be "People for Extreme Twitter Attention."
The animal rights group's strategy for getting us to care about animals is pretty much just trolling us all. PETA recently came for the late Steve Irwin, which did not go over well, and theiR "sensual" beastiality cartoon isn't going over well either.
To highlight the absurdities of humans drinking milk, a phenomenon they call unethical, PETA tweeted out a cartoon that can be
Looks weird right?
It's what you're doing if you drink cow's milk ✋ Raise your hand if you know that humans shouldn’t be drinking cow’s breast milk. It was made for their babies—not you!
The anti-vaxxer movement is nothing short of ignorance fueled bio-terrorism. In the year 2019 alone there have already been confirmed measles outbreaks in 15 states, and that number will only grow if people continue to treat public health precautions as an opt-in belief system and not a necessity for the safety of their children and communities at large.
While most healthy pro-science adults are shielded from the dangers of anti-vaxxers, the presence of anti-vax families in a community poses an immediate threat to children and immunocompromized people.
Currently, 17 states still legally allow parents to opt out of vaccinations, which means colleagues, neighbors, and fellow parents are often saddled with the work of warning others about the anti-vaxxers hiding in plain sight.
In order to protect themselves and the neighborhood at large, a group of Wisconsin moms penned a thorough letter outing their anti-vax neighbor for making them unsafe. They also broke down precisely how this risk manifested, and listed all of the states dealing with outbreaks due to ant-vaxxers.
The letter read:
"Dear Resident,
Your neighbor, ______ does not believe in vaccinating herself or her family. This puts anyone at risk if they are medically fragile, immunocompromised, or out of date in their vaccinations. Please use caution when sharing work or personal space with this individual, eating foods prepared by this individual, or attending gatherings at this individual’s house if you or the people who are important to you fall into medically at-risk categories. The unvaccinated pose a unique threat to infants, who often don’t yet have a full course of vaccinations completed, and can quickly become deathly ill or die."
"People who are unvaccinated have caused outbreaks in Arkansas, Oregon Washinton, California, New York, North Carolina, Michigan, Virginia, Texas, Kansas, Illinois, Kentucky, Florida, Minnesota, Colorado, and Pennsylvania, with more outbreaks expected. Nearly all outbreaks of disease were started by unvaccinated individuals, who pass along vaccine-preventable diseases to those without adequate protection."
"People who don’t believe in vaccines often hold other views that are at odds with widely accepted facts related to science and medicine. Protect yourself, your family, and your community by using caution when interacting with these people. They have caused hundreds of thousands of vaccine-preventable disease in recent years, costing several hundred million dollars around the globe, not including the costs associated with preventable deaths and disabilities The outbreaks and subsequent deaths they cause are tracked here:
Thank you, and be safe. Sincerely, Concerned Moms of Wisconsin"
The collective letter immediately went viral on Imgur, where it hopefully inspired others to take action against anti-vaxxers in their communities. At the time of writing this, it appears the anti-vax neighbor hasn't responded to the mass letter, but one can hope it'll make them reevaluate their dangerous belief system.
Take it from the Queen B, we run this mother. This meme list is for the ladies, and we don't give a rip if guys laugh at it or not. These memes will be funny and relatable to all the bad bitches out there.
You're a busy mom with a lot on her plate. We get that you don't have much time for yourself. That's why we squeezed a ton of comedy into this really quick meme list. Watch that stress melt away... until 3 seconds from now when you hear your kid yelling, "Mom, Mom, MOOOOOM!"
Every day blesses us with a fresh opportunity for new memes, and without fail, every day Twitter delivers us new meme formats to play with. One of the latest bad boys to make the rounds is the "what's your name meme," a fairly self-explanatory joke format where people riff on the name associations people make when meeting them.
Obviously, this meme isn't a competition (and if it was it would be a ridiculous place to funnel competitive energy), but if it was, Monica Lewinsky officially takes the top prize.
[then comments SKINNNNNNEEEEEERRRRR on everything I post. I consider blocking, but decide to mute and assume that is just what “fans” do?] https://t.co/WMLQ8B0CKg
If nothing else, this meme serves as a semi-existential reminder of just how many name associations there are for each and every single name in the book. Even the most seemingly obscure names have at least one reference to mine for laughs.
People with names that fall outside of the scope of "traditional Western names" aka any two syllable baby book name had particularly honest takes on the meme.
“What’s your name?”
“Seung Min.”
“What?”
“Seung Min.”
“That’s too hard. Can I just call you Sally?”
(True story — at an internship years ago when I was interviewing someone) https://t.co/2Kptseaabx
“What’s your name?” - Hend. “Hen?” - No Hend. Like Hen with a D. “Oh I said that! Hen.” - *holds up hand* See this hand? That’s like my name but spelled with an e instead of an a. Hend.” “So you’re Hand.” - Hendddddd. *slowly* “H-e-n-n-n-n-d” - That’s it! Hend Amry. “Army?” 🤦🏽♀️ https://t.co/5z4QjgzJli
This meme is still thriving as I type, and likely will for a hot minute because this is something everyone can contribute to. Everyone has a name, and regardless of how rare or common it is, everyone has a few name related pet peeves or associations they're tired of hearing.
