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Gigi Hadid snapped at a 'mean' teen for posting a pic of her. Cue mass confusion.

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Gigi Hadid got man at a fan for making "negative" and "mean" comments about her, but, um, the fan didn't make negative or mean comments about her.

Hadid is a beautiful famous person famous for being beautiful, and apparently she gets confused when she reads.

This thing started when a fan named Noor shared photos of her cousins, who were lucky enough to stumble upon the supermodel after a photoshoot.

Noor replied "that's something, hope they're having fun <3," and Hadid interpreted that as negative (???).

Perhaps when you're used to being lavished with praise as a very famous person, anything less than "OMFG SHE'S A QUEEN" reads like an insult, because Hadid was inexplicably pissed at this thread.

"This look wasn't my best moment to take a pic with fans," she wrote.

Does Gigi Hadid really thinks she looks ugly in this picture? Hadid on her worst stay is still more symmetrical and beautiful than a genetically inferior plebe on their worst day.

"Now let's do a funny one!!!"
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Noor was confused by Hadid's anger, tweeting, "Ma'am, did I say anything about you?"

Other people might have been calling Hadid ugly in the comments, but it doesn't look like Noor was one of them.

Hadid continued her blurb like she had just discovered a thesaurus.

"It bums me out that there's people like you who function on an intelligence level that would look beyond the nice experience I had with your sweet fam & turn that into such a negative and mean train of thought."

She then implied that Noor is the ugly one, and I am still very, very confused.

So was Noor.

She wasn't the only one confused as to why Gigi Hadid was coming for her.

How did she find this tweet anyway?

In the name of love and kindness, Hadid unleashed her fans on a random 17-year-old.

Someone screenshot what she alleges to be the "negative" comments by Noor to which Hadid was referring, and if real, it still doesn't look like it warrants a verified response.

Even if Noor did snicker at Gigi Hadid, this still doesn't seem like a fair fight.

A random person on Twitter allegedly calling a supermodel ugly is just part of being famous...a supermodel calling a random teenager ugly just seems petty.

Maybe Hadid was pissed at "Noor LOVES Zayn" because she loves Zayn?


20 people who made 'let's get married at 40' pacts share their stories.

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We all know the movie trope, two best friends make a pact that if they're still single at 40 they'll get married. There are variations, of course, sometimes it's a couple amicably breaking up with that promise in tact. Other times it's two acquaintances rapidly bonded by a set of wild circumstances about to part ways with the knowledge that they have each other as a fall back plan.

This trope is pretty common in movies and television, and oftentimes makes it into the joking exchanges that permeate our real lives, but does anyone actually keep these pacts, or is it just a fun plot device for fiction?

Well, apparently it's not purely fiction. In a recent Reddit thread people shared the times they actually kept those marriage pacts, and it'll make you BELIEVE.

1. It all worked out like a rom com for herbys.

"I did. I dated my first girlfriend when we were about 17-19. Then she broke up with me but we had said such a thing before while we were still dating. We both had a few boy/girlfriends over the years, but about 15 years later we met again and essentially said "I really didn't find anyone with whom I felt like I did with you". But it wasn't with resignation, more of an epiphany. So we started dating again, and married soon after. And couldn't be happier."

2. BassesLee got a raw end of the deal.

"Had one for 30 and moving in together. She was 7 years my senior and around that time we were both in a transient part of our lives, so I asked. She said no and moved across the country."

3. iNeedScissorsSixty7 made a prophetic joke.

"We didn't do this exactly, but when we were 19 we joked that we should get married if we're both 35 and single. Two years later, I came home for a week from college, we hung out in our normal friend group, and she and I hooked up for the first time. We ended up starting a relationship, got married when we were 27, and are still together at 30. Not a result of the "pact" obviously, but funny that we ended up married anyways."

4. garciawork's pact led directly into marriage.

"I think, if memory serves, my wife and I had one of those. But, we ended up together and married in our early 20's."

5. hm_joker found love and was promptly ditched by their friend.

"Had one to get married at 30. I got married before that and I don't think my friend took it well. We had sort of a strained relationship after and now we don't really talk much. (Used to be best friends)."

6. eggpiehead has friend who chose each other on a whim.

"I know a couple at my church who were friends first, like best friends and when they got in their 30s they still weren’t engaged or married to anyone so they decided to get married. They’re still together and very much in love."

7. UsuallyNever and their partner quickly realized the pact was an emotional cover-up.

"We ended up getting married at 30 instead. As it turns out we loved each other and made every excuse to ignore it."

8. billbapapa went to the wedding of a couple of strangers who made a pact.

"Weird" couple my wife knew had such a pact and followed through. Girl was a really introverted, quiet, homely type. Sweetest girl. But she never had a boyfriend as far as I knew. And we saw her off and on for six or seven years."

"Then suddenly out of nowhere she invited us to her wedding. Anyways, it was to a guy we had met a couple of times who was one of her friends who seemed very much like her. My wife teased her that "more must have been going on all that time." but she was straight up about it, and said no, they just decided it was time."

"Conversation was something like, "yeah, you know how people have pacts to get married if neither of them are till they hit ___, well, we just decided it really wasn't going to happen for either of us, and to cut that short."

"Basically we were just like, "cool?" and then left it at that. Anyways, she married him, they looked happy. The speeches were a bit odd, they didn't really talk about love but a lot about how they were marrying their best friend. They are still together, it's gotta be at least 5 years, and they have a little kid. Last we saw them they looked happy and that's all that matters really."

9. nonoose is still hoping to fulfill their pact.

"I have/had one of those with my bff. She turns 40 in a couple months and she is definitely single. We havent spoken about it in over a decade. We are super close to this day, but I dont want to bring it up when she turns 40. Ive tried a number of times to make the relationship happen and at this point I am just gonna accept that it isnt meant to be unless she brings it up. I love her, and I know she loves me too. I guess we'll see if she remembers and wants to follow through, but Im not holding my breath."

"(Narrator: he was holding his breath)

Edit: I appreciate everything eveybody has written. Its difficult to summarize my life and this relationship in a paragraph. Some of you have made good points, and some are understandably way off base. The encouragement is much appreciated."

10. Agnol117's prom date turned into marriage material.

"It wasn’t for marriage, but in high school, I had a deal with my wife that if she was single at the time she’d go to prom with me. We ended up dating a few months after that, and have been together for twelve years now."

11. Anne_Anonymous witnessed a rollercoaster pact go down.

"I’ve got a rollercoaster of a story.

So when I was a kid we got a new neighbour - he was great, had a cute dog, seemed to have his life together, but was chronically single despite his best efforts. Few months later we hear he got married, much to everyone’s surprise (because he clearly hadn’t been seeing anyone prior). Turns out he had made a pact to marry his best female friend when they both turned 30, if they weren’t in a relationship, and they followed through."

"She was the world’s sweetest person, and really pretty to boot - frankly, everyone was surprised that either of them felt this was necessary to begin with. She’d moved across the country to be with him, so she didn’t have any family nearby and that’s probably partly how we all became so close. Anyhow, they were actually crazy happy together, got another dog, etc. The only thing that seemed “off” was that despite several years of him and her talking about desperately wanting kids (she was pretty well always interacting with me), they were still childless (which everyone assumed was owing to a medical issue)."

"Then we learn that, while an absolutely fantastic and loving husband when sober, he made for a mean drunk. This culminated in her snapping and pulling a knife on him, and leaving. They were separated for a few years (during which time neither wanted to explore divorce/other relationships, because they still loved each other), and her leaving was definitely the boot he needed to get his rear in gear."

"He spent those years with al-anon, became incredibly involved in his church and community, and spent a lot of effort winning her back/convincing her he’d changed. They’re now together and seemingly happy as ever. We only know all of this because he was super open about his problems with his community (doing some advocacy stuff). He had one brief fall off the wagon, but checked into rehab (? Or something like it) almost immediately, and has since been doing well. They’ve both decided not to have kids, because they’re not sure he could handle the stress and the temptation to start drinking again."

"They’ve recently moved to an acreage in a very remote area, so we don’t hear from them as often, but last I heard they were doing really well."

12. Rigelian417 married their high school best friend.

"Friends since we were 14 in high school. Made a pact in our early 20s about if we were 30, childless, unhappy, etc.....

Got married at 30. 7 years later it’s still the best relationship we’ve ever had and going strong."

13. Hitthereset has been married twice but would still hold up the pact.

"I had one of these with my best female friend from high school, but it was 30 not 40. Meanwhile I’ve gotten married twice before 30 and she would’ve been my best (wo)man at both weddings but she was in OCS the first time deployed the second time... doesn’t seem meant to be, does it?"

"All that said, if something weird happened and I was single and she remembered the pact I’d absolutely hold up my side."

14. alexmunse fulfilled the pact in Las Vegas.

"I did that. I met her in high school, we grew apart over the years, we reconnected and said “let’s get married if we’re both single when we’re 40” then we said fuck it, let’s go to Vegas and get married by Elvis. Our first kiss was Thanksgiving Day and we were married on Dec 17th. We’re still going strong after seven years! Longest relationship I’ve been been in, best decision of my life!"

15. Scoob1978's pact led to a broken friendship.

"I had this one friend I would hook up with on an off for years and we had this pact if she hit 30 we would marry, I would be 35. I always avoided actually dating her because she cheated on every boyfriend she was ever with and was a bit of a nomad. I told her I didn't want to ruin the friendship. When I got engaged to my wife my FWB was livid. She figured she can have all the fun and we'd get married at some point. I never spoke to her again after my engagement. She got married last year. I congradulated her but got no response."

16. Cru_Jones86 had a whole film play out.

"I didn't know this was actually a thing for other people! I had one of these though. Here's my story."

"My family has a summer place on a lake in another state where I have gone every summer since I was a baby. Other families did the same so, I grew up with these other family's kids. There was like 10 kids in our group and we spent almost every waking hour hanging out together. One of the girls in the group was about a year older and kinda shy and chubby. Not that it mattered though we were just really good friends."

"Fast forward to our early 30's years. She had moved away from her small town much to the amazement of her family. It was the kind of small town that you were born in and would probably die in. Nobody ever left but, she did. She had a great job where she was able to make and save a TON of money. She had also lost weight and had become crazy beautiful. At the same time, most of our group of friends were getting married and working on having families. As a joke one of our friends said "Hey if you two are still single when you hit 40, you HAVE to marry each other. We had been drinking so it was easy to get us to agree."

"Fast forward again. Before I hit 40, I met the love of my life and have 2 bad-ass little ones. The girl from the lake had moved back to her little town and fell into the trap. She met a dude at a bar one night who got her pregnant and was never to be seen again. She was alone with her little one and, to be close to her family, she remained in the little town and had abandoned the path of a successful life that she had been on before. We still see each other every summer, and my wife hates it."

"She says it's "so obvious that she still has a crush on you". It's weird how when you look back you can see those decisions that seem small at the time but have a huge effect on life. I could have married her and she would probably would have been in a better place now. But, I would not be where I am now if I went down that road. life is weird man."

17. wanderingcitygirl has no faith in their pact.

"A friend and I made a pact in college that we would marry each other if we’re both single by the time I’m 30. I’m turning 30 in a few years.

We barely spoke for the last 7 years. He now has a girlfriend and lives in another country. I don’t think it’s going to happen."

18. toocoo feels it coming.

"I made the pact with my best friend when we were 15 that if we were single by 30 we'd get married. We're 29 and still talk to each other daily. We're also both single. She also remembers the pact. /sweats"

19. SquidZillaYT made the funniest pact with themselves.

"I made a pact in 6th grade that if I wasnt married by 40 i would legally change my name to “meowmeowz”

Help me."

20. it_was_taken_ has a plan.

"My friend tried this as a proposal on his long-time friend and it worked so beautifully that i wanna try that out once! This is what basically happened....

He asked the girl if she would like to be in a relationship with him if both of them were single after a certain age."

"The girl replied that it would be better than being single so ya...then she asked at what age should we start dating each other.....

And then with a few seconds of the 'pretending to think' expression, the boy said, "well how about 17(Their age at that time)?"."

Man thinks baby formula should come out of wife's budget. The internet disagrees.

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Marriage is about compromise, or so I've heard. As a singleton I'm allowed to be pathologically selfish; every decision I make benefits or disadvantages only me, and I like that. I won't be ready for marriage until I'm ready to put another person's needs above my own, or at least consider their perspective in my decision-making.

One married man recently took to Reddit with a question that made readers see red. He wanted to know if he was the 'asshole' in the scenario described. Guess what people concluded?

Apparently this guy thinks his child's basic nutritional needs aren't his problem? Yes, women can breastfeed. But it's not necessarily convenient or logistically feasible for them. If a kid's half you, he's at least half your responsibility. If you're not spending money on feeding your actual child, what are you spending it on? Remind me to never procreate with a man.

The best possible plan of action, methinks:

Yes, 'deleted', you ARE the asshole in this situation. And so this round of internet justice is concluded.

My Spring fashion tip is wearing a handbag big enough to hold a bottle of wine.

25 hilarious tweets from women this week that have nothing to do with Trump.

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What a week! Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal hit strike three, and in the land that Brexited back in 1776, Donald Trump declared victory over Mueller (thanks to a report nobody has seen) and declared war on Obamacare.

None of these tweets have anything to do with those things. Enjoy!

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Guy gets mad at Hulu for not having a 'straight white male section' and is torn to shreds.

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I know what you're thinking: why doesn't more media cater to the tastes of straight white men? It's a very real social issue that people aren't willing to talk about. One courageous man stepped forward and broached the subject with streaming content provider Hulu, asking: why isn't there entertainment dedicated to straight white men on your site?

What ensued gave rise to one of the funniest comments sections I've ever had the privilege of perusing - no joke. Take a few deep breaths before reading Logan's diatribe, because this one's a doozy. OF COURSE his name is Logan. We're living in the most stupidly predictable era and irony has ceased to exist. Anyway, Logan made his complaint public on Hulu's Facebook page and the company - bless its heart - left it up so people could run wild.

Hey Hulu, There's a Black section on your website. There's a Latino section on your website. There's also an LGBTQ...

Posted by Logan Collinsworth on Monday, March 25, 2019

Naturally, people delivered some quality reads in response. That much I expected.

What I couldn't have anticipated was the brutal roasting that took place by people tagging specific Facebook groups. Sometimes Online makes all the gore, filth, and irritation worth it. This is one of those times, and I'm not the only one who thought so.

Beautiful work, team. Well done.

16 people share the harshest 'G-rated insults' they've received. Words can cut deep.

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Whether you call it roasting, reading, or just plain insulting someone, there's an art to delivering the perfect burn.

Drag queens 'read' each other by putting the person's perceived flaws under a verbal microscope. Stand up comics 'roast' someone they actually love and respect at the dais, or else battle with competing insult jokes. To devastate another with words is a skill, and some talented individuals have such a knack for it they need not resort to filth or obscenity. Now THAT'S impressive.

Yesterday Redditor midskycollisionposed the question, 'What is the harshest G-Rated insult you have received?' The responses redefined the notion of 'clean comedy' to me. I had no idea a person could be so cutting sans curses and naughty words. Keep scrolling for a selection of the most savage takedowns - and take notes!

1. klymene

Not said to me, but I died when I heard a kid say, “You look like you came from a donation pile.”

2. ezionjd

Me : ""What are you doing on Friday?"

Girl : "I'm washing my hair"

(Oblivious) Me : "So what about Saturday?"

Girl : "I'll think of something"

3. SgtChuckles

A toddler once told my sister"I like your mustache" while gently poking her upper lip

4. Shindo989

I was once told I was more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel

5. ScribbleBro

My card was declined buying a coffee and a 14 year old girk next to me offered to pay for it because "she could tell i really needed a win"

6. anooblol

That quote from full metal jacket always gets me good.

"Your parents have any kids that lived?"

"Yeah...?"

"I bet they regret that."

7. youowemeabagel

Heard a kid tell a classmate that they "smelled like hotdog water"

8. Ragnazak

I was pestering my then girlfriend/now wife and she turned to me and said "You need to go home and think about everything you are. Then change it."

My jaw dropped and she immediately started apologizing. She had meant it to be kinda snotty, but realized how harsh it had come out and felt bad. I actually thought it was kinda funny, but I still tease her about it some times.

9. DragoneerFA

Got into the office, go to sit down, and before I can even get in the chair a guy walks into the office and goes "Did you go to college? Because it must haven taken years of training for anyone to be this useless. You clearly got the Master's Degree."

I'd never met or seen this man before in my life. He apparently thought I was somebody else in the IT office, and just decided to lay into me.

10. extrobe

You're like a lighthouse in the middle of a desert; Bright, but not a lot of use

11. roadkillphil

"Stupid people can believe in anything, so you can believe in yourself!"

12. fedorandris

"Its impossible to underestimate you"

13. iansamazingphotos

From the British comedy r/reddwarf - "I think we've all got something to bring to this discussion, and from now on I think the thing you should bring is silence."

14. to_the_tenth_power

"I wish you were a speed bump for my tricycle."

From my sister when we were 4 or 5.

15. UrBoiSmallpox

“The only culture you have is bacteria”

16. Artfulamo

I was called a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake... harsh

Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart recreate famous 'Titanic' scene, break the internet.

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Snoop and Martha: name a more iconic duo. We double dare ya.

Their iconic friendship/working relationship dates back to at least 2008. In this clip, they make mashed potatoes and Snoop schools Martha on urban slang.

They've been making 'Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party' together since 2016, where they dine with famous friends and musical guests. The third season transforms the show into a competition, with the two facing off alongside celebrity teammates. 'Martha & Snoop's Potluck Party Challenge' premieres April 3 on VH1, but in meantime the trailer has people losing their minds:

It's truly something to behold.


Guy calls out 'entitled millennials' for 'whining' about male privilege. But he forgot something.

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If you know me at all, then you know I'm petty af and love a deserved comeuppance. Few things invigorate me more than someone - ideally a clueless man - loudly expressing an ignorant opinion and getting schooled in response. It's my Gatorade, the fuel that keeps me going.

So imagine my delight at stumbling upon this brutal edition of 'Murdered By Words.' A man named Peter, presumably from Sweden, wrestled with the concept of 'white male privilege' in public and lost. The winner? Everyone who witnessed him fail.

Not so fast, sir. You didn't really think you'd get away with such flagrant stupidity, did you?

I...think I care about history now?

It seems he hasn't. Perhaps after such a savage roasting session, he'll reconsider.

23 Memes Jesus Isn't Going To Be Happy You Laughed At.

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"A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."

-George Orwell

If the above quote is true, ya'll are about to be super rebellious. These jokes are raunchy as hell. If you laugh at these jokes, congratulations you have a dirty mind. Here are 23 memes Jesus is not gonna be happy you laughed at.

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'SNL' takes down the college admissions scandal from a new angle. A+.

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After a short hiatus, SNL was back in full swing this week. Killing Eve star and all around perfect human Sandra Oh was last night's host, and boy oh boy did she bring the heat. The episode started off with a bang with Oh's opening monologue, which she used to poke fun at her inability to receive compliments. From there, Oh proved her character acting chops in a slew of hilarious sketches. The episode was definitely a standout in this season thus far, and one of the more fun sketches was one that imagined what was going down in a college admissions office after the recent scandals.

In the sketch, Cecily Strong, Sandra Oh, Kenan Thompson, Heidi Gardner, and Chris Redd play admissions board members who are trying to decide which students to admit off of the waitlist. They note that they have to be careful with their selections because of the recent news, but things don't go as planned. For example, they are in favor of one student whose picture includes someone's hand (presumably her mom's) holding a fan of cash in the corner of the frame, despite the fact that her only extracurricular was "snails."

You can watch the full video here:

The college admissions scandal has been all up in the news the past few weeks, and the celebrities involved have been roasted to smithereens. The memes of Aunt Becky have certainly been fun, but it's nice to see a sketch that pokes fun at the college, seeing as they played a major role in this scandal too. The sketch also calls the entire college admissions process into question, so the satire is ripe with commentary. We love to see it.

And I don't want to spoil anything, but there is a plot twist at the end and it involves Sandra Oh. Give it a watch!

7 people share stories of when they realized the baby wasn't theirs.

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If you watch Law & Order, chances are you're familiar with the storyline of a father finding out the kid isn't his. The drama of this plot line is ripe, and it provides the perfect opportunity for the slow, dramatic zoom ins that the show is known for. But what goes down when this happens in real life?

Someone on Reddit (MurkMunny) must have had this exact question, as they posted the question: To any Redditors who wife/significant other that clearly wasn't yours...what's your story.

People came in hot with some pretty wild stories, and here are seven of our favorites.

1. Stuntedatpuberty was in denial for a while.

I am now in my 50s. Back in my 20s, I was really desperate and dated a woman who was about 12 years older. About 9 months into our relationship, I go away to another state for a weekend trip. Come back and found out that she had given birth to a child.

I was perplexed because she didn't seem pregnant and no one around us knew she was pregnant. She even said that she didn't know that she was pregnant. I'm black, the woman was white and the kid was powder white. But, I do have white in my family. I didn't believe the kid was mine because, 1) I would have had to impregnate her in the first month (possible, but I don't remember ejaculating) , 2) she looks nothing like me and 3) she's too light to have my genes.

My mom convinces me that this has to be my kid because the woman says it is and that I have a mixed background. I want to believe it because not believing it means some other guy is the dad. But, my rational side says there is no way she's mine.

So, we move in and eventually get married. The relationship doesn't last and we separate. I decide that I have to find out the truth, even though I know it. I get some money together and get a DNA test. Sure enough, I'm 99% excluded.

I show the results to the mother and she says I'm wrong and the test is wrong and that I just don't want to be a dad. I tell her that I do, but I'm done paying child support. However, I give her the option to pay for another DNA test or go through the courts. She declined.

2. This one from Dystopianpresent has a lovely ending.

I have a friend from Sudan. Hooked up with a white girl at a college party. Just a one night stand, until 9+ months later she tracked him down for a paternity test.

She was living with her white boyfriend and his parents. They threw her a shower, built a nursery, were at the delivery..... and in true sitcom-esque fashion she didn’t give any indication it wasn’t his until her little fro popped out of her.

My Sudanese friend and his current wife have primary custody of the lovely 10 yr old girl and one of their own.

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3. pictorsstudio gave us the reverse of this story.

So this is a little different but a friend of mine came out black. Both parents were white. As you can imagine it was more than a little concerning for dad. He accused mom of cheating and it turned into a big fight when she insisted she had not. Paternity test ensued showing that he was the father. Upon further investigation they found out that she had a black great grandfather or something and it waited a generation or two to be expressed. So kind of the opposite of your question but related.

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4. TheMohawkNinja has a bittersweet story.

Was in a long-distance relationship with a girl in college. After going two months without a period, she took a pregnancy test which turned up positive. After informing me, I had to keep myself from panicking (I hate kids, and didn't work during college to avoid burning out). While she refused an abortion, she agreed to adopt out the baby when it was born.

A week goes by and I get a massive wall of text from her in Skype that basically boils down to "I'm leaving you, the kid is not yours as my ex and I had a ton of unprotected sex, and the doctor confirmed that the date of conception isn't when you and I were together. I'm not sure why you didn't realize this already, but I'm sorry for everything."

It's a weird mix of feelings to both go "yay I'm not a dad" and "OMG, the girl I intended on marrying is pregnant with her ex's kid".

5. tonique19 is related to the real life Jane the Virgin.

My cousin went through IVF treatment. The lab got her husband and anther men junk mixed up but by the time it was found out she was 18 weeks pregnant

Both cousin and husband are white German my beautiful nephew is a pretty coffee colour.

Got enough money to pay for he's education right up to uni.

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6. ICanHandleItOk wins for most intense story.

Both parents white.

Mom: Sandy blonde hair, pale skin, bluish eyes.

Dad: Dark curly hair, medium skin tone, brown eyes.

Bro looked like Dad and I look like Mom.

So my parents divorce when I'm 12. They had one of those informal "let's just see if we can work things out" talks to see if they needed an actual hearing. For whatever reason, I was there. I thought it was awesome at the time and felt so mature but WHO TF LET A 12 YR OLD IN ON THIS???

So they're trying to hash out child support. Mom looks at Dad and says "I just want you out of my life, Mel. I don't need or want anything from you. She isn't yours."

needle off the record

cue paternity test

Turns out she was right. I wasn't his.

He called her a whore and me a bastard and that was that. I had no dad anymore. Not that he was much of a one in the first place.

So who's my father? I have one strong suspicion. She had a "male friend" who would come over and draw with me and play ball with me and stuff like that. He was Italian, so dark hair and olive skin, which I most definitely am not.

But his youngest son is blonde and light eyed, like me.

I looked him up last year and was gonna say something like look, whatever happened I don't care. I just want my medical history. Turned out, he died 2 years ago. I thought about contacting one of his sons but that seems like bad form. His adult kids don't need to be mixed up in the (possible) product of his dad's affair.

7. faerie03 shows us how this storyline doesn't always have to be upsetting.

I wish I could have my husband answer...

I was a surrogate, so he knew about the entire thing before I was even pregnant. He had never seen a baby born before and said it was life changing. Baby clearly was not ours.

Not nearly as dramatic as other responses I'm sure.

20 people share the wildest sh*t they have gotten away with due to white privilege.

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Sometimes the internet is a place where we go to discuss who Pete Davidson is dating, and other times it's a place where actual, intelligent conversations are had. The internet really is that bitch with depth and layers.

Twitter user @freeyourmindkid inspired people to engage in a meaningful online discussion when he tweeted: "White people - What is the most outrageous thing that you've gotten away with as a white person that you know damn well a black or brown person would have never gotten away with?" A lot of people had some wildly infuriating experiences to share. Here are 20 that stood out.

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Fox News is under fire for referring to Central American countries as 'Mexican Countries.'

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Remember when Fox News accidentally revealed a graphic that said RBG died? Good times. Welp, they're at it again, except this time it's even worse. During an episode of Fox & Friends, a graphic on the screen read: "Trump cuts US aid to 3 Mexican Countries," which is problematic because there is actually only one Mexican country, and it is the country of Mexico.

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This graphic was likely referring to the fact that Trump announced that the US will no longer provide aide to El Salvador, Guatemala, and Honduras. As anyone who owns a map knows, these countries are in Central America, not Mexico.

Of course, people took note and had some thoughts to share on the internet.

Fox News has since apologized for the mistake, saying : "We want to clarify and correct something that happened earlier in the show. We had an inaccurate graphic on screen...we just want to be clear the funding is being cut off to three Central American countries. We apologize for the error it never should have happened."

That's a hard one to live down, Fox Friends.

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Jameela Jamil posts savage response to the Kardashians defending their weight loss empire.

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Jameela Jamil is the hero young women, teenage girls, and anyone at all struggling with body image needs right now. In other words, we all need her. If you're not up to date with her brutal takedown of the Kardashian family's affinity for pedaling weight loss products on Instagram, Jamil is absolutely not messing around.

Jamil has previously burned Kim for telling her followers to buy " appetite suppressing lollipops." Weight loss lollipops are such a ridiculous concept for a grown woman to fall for, they're so obviously a product made for vulnerable teens. "Here kids, have this glitter vape with a side of watermelon Four Loko. Don't eat that sandwich for lunch, have this fun and magical, Kardashian-approved, make-you-skinny lollipop instead!"

Jamil has called the Kardashian family "double agents of the patriarchy" which is both the perfect description and an epic burn.

So, when Khloé posted this "flat tummy" meal replacement ad that has since been deleted from her profile, Jamil rightfully wasn't pleased.

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Now, the Kardashian women have finally responded to Jamil's critique. While it's a good sign that Khloé deleted the "flat tummy" ad, their response doesn't leave much room for hope. In an interview this weekend with The New York Times, Kris Jenner replied to Jamil's criticism with the fact that she doesn't "live in that negative energy space" and that "Ninety percent of people will be really excited about the family and the journey and who we are.” Ninety percent of people? Does Kris Jenner go outside?

Khloé denied Jamil's claims that she has a personal chef, but said she knows not everyone can afford a personal trainer. She said she posts all her workouts on Snapchat for others to try, "Well, listen, I am showing you what to do, silly person, 15 repetitions, three times, here’s the move …” But, here's where it gets shady. Kim defended the family's sponsored ads as "easy work," saying, “If there is work that is really easy that doesn’t take away from our kids, that’s like a huge priority, if someone was faced with the same job opportunities, I think they would maybe consider. You’re going to get backlash for almost everything so as long as you like it or believe in it or it’s worth it financially, whatever your decision may be, as long as you’re O.K. with that.”

"Easy work" that you "believe in" is appetite suppressing lollipops? Ok, Kim. I'd have more respect for them if they just were honest and said, "I made a sex tape that I rebranded to make me very rich and famous and now I use that fame to make as much money as possible because I love money more than I love young women and teenagers having a positive body image." Jamil, of course, responded to the response:

She also recognized the irony in how she launched the "I Weigh" campaign in support of the Kardashian family:

And fans were quick to support her:


Fans are loving Chrissy Teigen's honest response to being asked 'how do you eat like this??'

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Chrissy Teigen recently opened up about her post partum body on Twitter and her followers are feeling refreshed by the both the candor, and the healthy relationship Teigen has developed with her body image and mental health.

Sadly, oftentimes when celebrities open up about their relationship with their post-partum bodies, it's still heavily filtered through ideals of eventually losing weight, or airing insecurities. So, when a woman in the public eye talks candidly about her post-partum body AND it's not through the lens of insecurity or patriarchal pressure, it's a huge breath of fresh air.

Teigen shared how often people ask her how she's able to cook such rich delicious food all the time while maintaining her figure. Her answer, she shared, is that she has allowed and embraced her weight gain after giving birth to Miles.

She went on to share that her lowest weight was actually right after giving birth to Luna, and the weight loss was largely linked to post partum depression. So, when it comes to the idea of "losing the baby weight," Teigen would rather embrace her healthy mental state and love of food than toil over a meaningless number on the scale.

Teigen's transparency about her relationship with food, post partum depression, and weight gain was a huge breath of fresh air for moms who are accustomed to celebrities who conceal their access to expensive personal trainers, or worse yet, peddle diet schemes.

The concept of a "new normal" weight after giving birth is extremely normal, and Teigen's followers were relieved to hear it talked about so casually.

At the end of the day, being mentally healthy is key, and it's completely normal for our bodies to change shape and size throughout different seasons of our lives. Particularly, if you've just grown two human beings inside of you!

Pink shut down 'disgusting' trolls for criticizing pic of her baby son without a diaper.

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One of the many prices of fame and highly visible success is the fact that you have to deal with endless online trolls and the passing thoughts of thousands of awful, exhausting, predictable and oftentimes gross people.

The singer Pink is beyond familiar with all manner of trolls, and like anyone looking to preserve her own sanity, she only engages in scenarios where it feels absolutely necessary. Unfortunately, when it comes to posting photos with her kids, the trolls comes out in legions. As with any protective mother, Pink is one hundred percent not here for people falling out of line about her children.

The most recent exemplification of people as exhausting trolls came about after Pink posted a sweet photo of her children 7-year-old Willow and 2-year-old Jameson, chilling with a pelican they discovered on vacation. Right before the photo was taken, baby Jameson had removed his swim diaper without Pink noticing.

Now, most healthy adults would either scroll by the photo mindlessly, or comment on how sweet the scene was. But alas, not the creepy gutter trolls of Instagram. Pink ended up swiftly deleting the photo after a flood of comments were left calling her a bad mom for posting a photo without his diaper, and others got even weirder by making comments about circumcision.

Fully fed up by the internet's inability to chill or keep any modicum of boundaries, Pink posted an updated version of the photo with Jameson's diaper area scratched out, alongside a scathing caption indicting the voyeuristic nature of trolls.

She wrote about how creepy it was that people immediately obsessed over her diaperless baby:

"There’s something seriously wrong with a lot of you out there. Going off about my baby’s penis? About circumcision??? Are you for real? As any normal mother at the beach, I didn’t even notice he took off his swim diaper."


She then went on to clarify that she deleted it because of the disgusting comments, not because she finds anything shameful about a child playing.

"I deleted it because you’re all fucking disgusting. And now I’m turning off my comments and shaking my head at the state of social media and keyboard warriors, And the negativity that you bring to other people’s lives."

The caption was finished off by a final indictment of the inappropriate comments people leave about a child.

"There is something seriously wrong with a lot of you out there. Smfh. Here’s a picture of the pelican we obviously caught and abused for hours before dangling baby penis in its face."

In a completely understandable move, Pink disabled the comments on her updated post, and it has gained a lot of traction - hopefully with the right people.

28 people share the dumbest things they believed as a child. Life is an April Fools' joke!

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It's April Fools' Day!

Time to celebrate all the gullible people in our lives, and is there anyone more gullible than all of us as children? Children are adorable and innocent, but more often than not that innocence causes them to believe things that are well, let's be honest, pretty dumb. Of course we can't blame them for not knowing everything about a world they've spent less than a decade living in, but when you grow up and look back on the things you believed as child it can get pretty hilarious. A fairy wants my teeth? A bunch of tiny men build toys in a cold, barren wasteland? All teachers live and sleep at the school?

So, when "MOONEM0JI" asked Twitter, "what's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?" the internet was truly ready to share their most gullible moments. Shout out to the time I thought that the world was black and white before color TV and that hamburgers came from cows who die peacefully in giant fields and then are collected by "cow angels."

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2. Wow, so true.

3. This is so cute.

4. Classic.

5. Amazing.

6. Research is key.

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8. Wow, this hurts.

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14. I mean, laws are laws.

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18. We all thought this, right?

19. Don't swallow gum!

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22. Parents are cruel.

23. Um, WTF grandma?

24. Ok but the house wouldn't be so bad.

25. Sounds legit.

26. For real.

27. Naps are GIFTS.

28. This is definitely a fact in NYC.

23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're Married.

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The couple who laughs together, stays together. Anyone who's ever tied the knot, will relate hard to these hilarious marriage memes. You will definitely want to share these with your spouse.

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5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. Joe Biden, because he was accused of being creepy, and he doesn't know how to apologize.

Creeping on women is one thing both parties can rally around.

This one goes out to all the bros in the comments who say "what about Joe Biden?" whenever we write about the fact that current President of the United States Donald Trump has been accused of sexual misconduct by 23 women, and bragged about his pussy-grabbing habits on tape.

Former Vice President who doesn't know how to retire Joe Biden was accused of inappropriate behavior by former Nevada assemblywoman Lucy Flores, who described her encounter with Biden in an essay forThe Cut.

It happened on the campaign trail in 2014, when Flores was running for lieutenant governor:

As I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders. I froze. “Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?” I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual fuck? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn’t process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked.

Biden's team released a statement, saying that the vice president has no recollection of smelling Flores' hair or what shampoo she used, but is certain that Flores didn't give off the impression that she was uncomfortable at all:

While the statement is not an apology, it's not as bad as his treatment of Anita Hill's sexual harassment allegations against then-Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas in 1991.

In a comment to The Daily Beast, Flores noted that Biden may not recall the kissing incident because "he is so used to behaving in that way that it is no big deal."

A Giphy search for "Joe Biden" shows just how frequent this weird behavior is.

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For what it's worth, Stephanie Carter, the women in the above GIF, has called the viral photo "misleadingly extracted from what was a longer moment between close friends." 

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Senator Coons' young daughter has yet to comment.

4. Olivia Jade, because her stupidity didn't just get her parents indicted, but is also ruining her makeup brand.

Punctuation punk.

Aunt Becky's daughter, influencer, and USC crew recruit Olivia Jade didn't need an education to get ahead in life because she already had money her makeup empire, but she might not even have that either.

Women's Wear Dailyreported that the would-be coxswain's trademark applications for "Olivia Jade" and "Olivia Jade Beauty" were rejected by the United States Patent and Trademark Office because of "vague language and improper punctuation."

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Punctuation matters.

"Proper punctuation in identification is necessary to delineate explicitly each product or service within a list and to avoid ambiguity," officials stated.

Olivia Jade must now reapply, but who knows if she's still pursuing public life after such a public humiliation. She reportedly isn't responding to any of her felon parents' texts.

She must have been shocked to have had an application rejected. Maybe next time she'll include $500,000—or proper comma usage.


3. Jared Kushner, because a White House whistleblower is blowing the whistle on the security clearance scandal.

"No, Pepsi is NOT OKAY!!!"

Son-in-law-in-chief Jared Kushner, the evil twin of Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy, hasn't had everything handed to him by his father—sometimes, they're handed to him by his father-in-law.

It was reported last month that Papa Trump demanded top-secret security clearances for both Jared and Ivanka Trump, despite concerns of the intelligence community.

Now Tricia Newbold, a White House security adviser who has worked under both Republican and Democratic administrations, has told the House Oversight Committee that the Trump administration overruled career officials to give out 25 top-secret security clearances to people who are said to pose risks to national security.

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"You get a top secret security clearance! You get a top secret security clearance! Everybody gets a top secret security clearance!"

Newbold told the committee that clearance applications had been denied for reasons including "foreign influence, conflicts of interest, concerning personal conduct, financial problems, drug use, and criminal conduct," all of which sound pretty frickin' bad.

The Democratic-controlled House committee are now moving to get to the bottom of this scandal, and has announced that they will start authorizing subpoenas on Tuesday.

It looks like there's a storm coming.

Literally.


2. Benito Mussolini's granddaughter, because she's flipping out at Ace Ventura.

Mussolini's the one on the left.

Your Pop Pop might be crazy, but was he a fascist dictator allied with Hitler?

Alessandra Mussolini, a member of the European Parliament and Axis heiress, is mad at Dumb and Dumber star Jim Carrey for drawing a picture of reviled despot/Grandpa Benito Mussolini's execution.

The defensive granddaughter then calls on the Canadian Carrey to draw some of America's shameful moments, too.

The mini Mussolini is now fighting with anybody who dares to say that fascists are bad.

It's a fun preview of what Twitter is going to be like as soon as Donald Trump Jr. Jr. makes an account.


1. Everyone who was devastated to learn that the McPickle is a McPrank.

The clowns are clowning.

It's April Fools Day...a day that's dark and full of terrors.

#Brands are trying to be #cool and #relevant, doing "pranks," which is a fun word for lying.

Among the pranks this year comes from McDonald's Australia, who teased vegetarians with a picture of a pickle burger.

Alas, the very specific veggie burger turned out to be fake news as part of the holiday, because some things are too pure for this world.

Sorry, folks...the McPickle is not the real dill.

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