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Just 25 Of The Funniest Memes This Week.

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“Laughter is an instant vacation.”

--Milton Berle

If you can't afford a vacation, laughing at these memes is the next best thing. Best of all, no jet lag.

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18 texts that are hilariously relatable to parents everywhere.

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Welcoming children into your family overhauls your entire lifestyle. Activities as essential as eating, sleeping, and bathing revolve around the whims of a small yet adorable tyrant. Your kid's habits, especially when they're still in diapers, come to dictate how time is spent as an individual parent, and as one half of a couple. While your evenings might've once been monopolized by TV watching, preparing a Blue Apron dinner, and relaxing with wine, they're now dominated by an underdeveloped human's need to get clean, get sustenance - and finally, blessedly - get to sleep.

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Nowhere is this phenomenon more evident than texting. Once the domain of gossipy conversations and flirtatious emoji, your texts become a laundry list of reminders, complaints, and child-related minutiae. Also, actual laundry lists.

I've compiled a list of the funniest parenting texts, usually from one parent to another. Bodily fluids feature heavily, so if you're squeamish or eating, now's your opportunity to check out. Not only hilarious, the following also function as a celebration of parenthood's joyful chaos - depending on your perspective. My takeaway is that life without kids is easy and I should be immensely grateful. Either way: worth reading!

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22 hilarious tweets from women this week that have nothing to do with Trump.

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Happy Saturday! I hope you've been enjoying the weekend and treating yourself accordingly. To help you celebrate, here are twenty-two of the funniest tweets from women this week. Is one of the women Mariah Carey? Yes. You're welcome. Now get to scrolling!

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25 Memes Jesus Isn't Going To Be Happy You Laughed At

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"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people."
— Chelsea Handler

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If you like sex and laughing at memes, you're in luck. These raunchy memes are funny as hell. This post is for sinner's eyes only. If you're easily offended do not scroll any further.

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Trump claims democrats are 'trying to take your guns away' hours after synagogue shooting.

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I regret to inform you that Donald Trump spent two hours speaking about some of his favorite topics yesterday at a rally in Wisconsin. Within this two hour spiel, Trump managed to refer to the FBI as "scum," falsely claim that Democrats execute their babies after they have been born (this is his idea of how abortion works), and brag about how relocating undocumented immigrants to sanctuary cities was his "sick idea."

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And he didn't stop there, if you can believe. Trump continued to get the crowd all riled up by talking about how Democrats are trying to "take away your guns." The twist? These comments came mere hours after a gunman had opened fire at a synagogue in California.

The rally goers were enthused by Trump's words, but some people on the internet had a different take.

I guess we'll all have to wait and see if the Twilight Zone gets renewed for another season or canceled indefinitely. Stay tuned!

15 tweets to send your fellow ‘Game of Thrones’ fans as you all prepare for tonight’s episode.

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Well fam, the time has come. Winter is officially here. As any avid Game of Thrones fan knows, today is a very important and complicated day, emotionally speaking. We're all on the edge of our seats, waiting to see who will die in the battle of Winterfell tonight, but at the same time we aren't prepared to say good bye to our fallen heroes. How does this show manage to give us everything and simultaneously take it all away?

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Game of Thrones has never been one to shy away from killing off beloved characters, and tonight will undoubtedly be no different. From the show that brought you, "lol we killed off our main character in season one," Thrones will now be giving us, "lol everyone you love is dead." Heartbreak and screaming at our televisions is immanent. Truth be told, I'm not sure that all of the wine in Westeros could properly soothe me after tonight's episode.

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Live footage of me watching the battle of Winterfell.

The good new is that no matter what happens, we will still have the internet, where we can all congregate and tweet about our feelings. And no matter how many of our favorite characters die, they will live on in our hearts and in our memes. In honors of this sentiment, here are fifteen memes to prepare you for tonight. Godspeed.

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This teacher may have crossed a line with an unusual and mean spirited punishment. Yikes.

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Unfortunately, parenting does not come with a manual. Treading the waters of parenthood can feel like an Olympic sport at times, especially when struggling to decipher what is the correct way to handle a difficult situation. And one of the hardest scenarios to navigate is your child getting disciplined by someone else. It's something we don't really think about until it's happening, and it's almost always complex. You want your child to respect authority and know how to behave, but you might not always agree with how others carry out punishment. This often becomes a problem when your child is at school, as there are many rules here and you are no longer the one in charge while your child is there. But what happens when your child is treated in a way you consider to be unfair while they are at school? Does it become your right and your responsibility to step in and correct things for your child?

This is a question a parent encountered after they discovered their child was punished in an unusual way at school. Their kid -- who has been diagnosed with ADD -- had gotten into trouble at school and was not allowed to attend a field trip as a result. Simple enough. However, things got dicey when the school still brought the kid on the field trip -- despite the fact that they did not have a signed permission slip -- and made him watch the other children have fun while he sat on the sidelines and did work. So, the school both a) instituted a rather mean-spirited form of punishment and b) took this person's kid on a field trip without their permission. Hm.

The parent in question used a Reddit forum to seek advice on how to handle the situation. They wrote:

Okay, so at my son's school they have a system where kids get points for good behavior and negative marks for behavior that needs work. There is an app where parents can view this as well as communicate with teachers.

My son's grade (1st) was having an end of the year good behavior field trip to a skating rink. The kids that could go had to have so many good behavior points. My son was diagnosed with ADHD and we are working on ways to help him control his energy and to behave better. That said, he was about 5 points shy of being able to go on the field trip. Because of that I did not send in a signed permission slip or money.

The day of the field trip comes around and k send my son to school expecting him to have to go to another class room for the day. After school I pick him up and ask how his day was and he proceeds to tell me that they took him with them on the field trip. He said he was told to sit at a table on the side of the skating rink and to do a work packet while watching the other kids.

He was upset because he was made to sit and watch everyone else having fun. That is understandable because these kids are 7 years old. Yes he understands consequences for bad behavior but what adult thinks this is a good consequence? So since it was after school, I messaged his teacher asking about it. I have not gotten a reply. I tried calling the principal and was unable to reach her.

So I would like to know WIBTA for calling the school board or whoever I need to call and reporting the school? I'm not talking about just reporting because they did a messed up, hurtful punishment but also because I was not made aware my son would be driven from the school for that day.

Most people agreed that the teacher was in the wrong here and that the parent should feel at peace with their decision to call the school board.

HubND wrote:

forcing someone to be a bystander to their classmates having fun seems cruel and unusual and that's ignoring the fact that removing your son from school without your permission/knowledge seems real dicey. Depending on how long it's been since contacting the teacher/principal it definitely seems fair to take this higher.

And most people seemed to be most bothered by the fact that the teacher took this child off school grounds without consent from the parent.

QueenAnneBoylenTudor wrote:

To add to that, removing the child from the school property without telling the parents is bullshit. (And probably illegal as hell)

If I don’t sign a permission slip, I have a reasonable expectation that my child isn’t going anywhere.

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Wtf? What good is a permission slip system if they're going regardless?

OregonChick thought the punishment aspect was equally as problematic:

Not only is the permission slip situation incredibly dicey, when did they change the reward event into a punishment? That's totally messed up just for the message it sends to all the kids -- instead of, "Here's the treat you earned for your good behavior," it's like a cautionary tale of exclusion and public embarrassment for anyone who didn't earn the prize.

On an individual level, that's very hurtful and spiteful to treat your son that way. How can he feel like his teachers want him to succeed when he not only misses the fun part, but they rub his nose in it and make a spectacle of it. Terrible teaching, definitely needs to be addressed on Monday.

Others were preoccupied by the idea that teachers and principals shouldn't have to deal with this stuff on their days off.

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If this happened yesterday, I think OP needs to wait. The principal should be allowed to have their weekend off. Wait until Monday and try again.

happilynorth wrote:

The principal is also a human being with a life and probably a family outside of work. Since OP's kid is in no immediate danger, this can wait until Monday. Full stop.

I am a teacher so I'm obviously biased about this, but it really fucking bothers me when people act like educators should put their jobs before everything else in their lives. No, OP should not email an administrator after school on a Friday and report the school if they don't get a response by Sunday. Damn.

At the end of the day, parents have to do what they think is best for their child, and that decision is up to them. What decision would you choose?

34 of the funniest Arya Stark tweets in honor of last night's epic moment. All hail!

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If you're a "Game of Thrones" fan who hasn't watched the most recent episode then while I do question how true of a fan you are, I'm morally obligated to warn you there are spoilers ahead. If you do, however, manage to get through the day without finding out what happened in the hour and thirty minutes of battle, that's almost as impressive as our new queen, Arya.

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Arya showed the Night King, leader of the white walkers and overall creepy as hell zombie dude, that the living are here to stay. Considering he has a magical army full of dead people, this battle was a real long shot. Even with two dragons, it seemed for awhile that everyone was just going to die and HBO was going to disappoint us all and make the rest of the season about the Night King. Fortunately for us, Arya turned him into a scattered puddle of ice chips with some swift two-handed knife work while she was being choked. And, of course, with any badass move comes a whole lot of Twitter jokes. Huge shout out to whoever decided to edit the epic scene with the "Titanic" music. They deserve an Oscar. #NotToday!

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37 memes you'll only understand if you watched this week's 'Game of Thrones.'

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What do we say to the God of Death?

You are no match for ARYA MOTHERF*CKING (Gendry-f*cking?) STARK.

Pour one out for the Night King. And Theon. And Jorah. And Lyanna. And the Dothraki. And (most) of the Unsullied. And Edd. And House Mormont's line of succession. Lord Beric Dondarrion—for real this time. And Melisandre, who single-handedly helped us see this episode, because "The Long Night" was literally dark and full of terrors.

As you recover from the insanity that was the Battle of Winterfell, here are some memes to commemorate the bloodbath.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shreds Kellyanne Conway for criticizing her response to Sri Lanka attacks.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez manages to take on the biggest evil-doers in government at her day job, while still finding the time and energy to slay evil-doers on Twitter after-hours. The Congresswoman didn't earn superhero status for nought, and there seem to be no limits to what she's capable of. It's clearly a bad decision to come for her—but if there's one thing Trump and his cronies are known for, it's bad decisions!

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Recently, Trump's crusty lie-trumpet Kellyanne Conway was speaking to CNN's Jake Tapper where she was defending Trump's racist "very fine people on both sides" comment from 2017. That's a tricky one to defend, much like all his other comments. So the White House counselor employed one of the MAGA camp's favorite deflection tactics: slamming AOC. "I see officials who get a lot of airtime and ink, like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, congresswoman, who tweets many times about the mosque but never once about Sri Lanka​," she said.

Conway was referring to the mass murder of 49 Muslims at a mosque in New Zealand last month, as well as the more recent explosions in Sri Lanka that killed almost 300 Christians on Easter, and implying AOC cares about one atrocity and not the other.

She later went on Twitter to clarify her comments with this tweet:

Ocasio-Cortez is not one to take slander lying down. She immediately responded to Conway's tweet with an epic thread calling out her blatant hypocrisy:

"Hello Ms. Conway," she writes, "On Easter I was away from tech visiting my grandmother in Puerto Rico, which continues to suffer from the White House’s incompetent disaster response. Are you trying to imply that I am less Christian? What was the point of you bringing this up on national TV?"

AOC then shredded Kellyanne's tweet and slammed her and the Trump administration for their silence (and lies) on the massive death toll in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria:

And that, my friends, is why you don't mess with a real-life superhero. Especially one who grew up in the Bronx.

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Sit down forever, Kellyanne.

23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're Married.

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“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
― Mae West

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Whoever coined the term "wedded bliss" was really good at sarcasm. These hilarious marriage memes totally nail the joys of married life.

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28 celebrities react to that insane 'Game of Thrones' episode. Even the cast is losing it.

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Episode 3 of "Game of Thrones" is undeniably epic. Between Arya's inspirational two-handed sword murder to the massive zombie army and fire witchcraft, it was a definite win.

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Luckily, celebrities and "Game of Thrones" cast members agree. Remember when Sophie Turner graced us with this beautiful Easter gift? Well, she's back with another treat. While most people were bothered by the fact that Bran straight up bailed in the middle of the battle and that Daenerys really didn't do a great job defending her kingdom from the dead, the Night King's death was definitely worth all the stress.

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1. Yes, Bran.

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5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. Justin Bieber, because he got caught Googling his ex Selena Gomez's Coachella outfit.

The ultimate millennial Mad Libs.

Trouble in paradise for the whitest couple to ever exist?

Over the weekend, the Biebs made the mistake of failing to clear his search history before Insta-storying, and eagle-eyed fans saw it in the sidebar.

In the comments, Justin Bieber insisted that there's a PERFECTLY INNOCENT explanation for this, and that while his history says that "Selena Gomez Coachella outfit on Stage" was one of his searches, Gomez's performance strictly autoplayed when he was with his wife.

Hailey Bieber is sad, and wishes everyone would stop talking about what her husband Instagrammed.

Keep Mr. and Mrs. Bieber in your thoughts and prayers.


4. Kit Harington, because he's salty that he didn't get to kill the Night King.

Arya kidding me?

Game of Throneshas spent years hinting that Jon Snow, aka Aegon Targaryen, aka the Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne, is the Prince/Princess That Was Promised.

Melisandre got it wrong once before, inflating Stannis's ego, telling the Boring Roose Bolton Lookalike that he is the one destined to save humanity. As of yesterday, however, A Girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and she ended the Dead for good.

Stabbed through the heart

"I was pissed that it wasn't me killing the Night King," he said in the 40-minute long (!!!) "Game Revealed" video. He felt really "led on."

Jon Snow's performance in the battle that was supposed to be the culmination of his life's work was actually pretty lame.

According to Entertainment Weekly, Harington ultimately came around.

"I was surprised, I thought it was gonna be me!” Harington told the magazine. "But I like it. It gives Arya’s training a purpose to have an end goal. It’s much better how she does it the way she does it. I think it will frustrate some in the audience that Jon’s hunting the Night King and you’re expecting this epic fight and it never happens — that’s kind of Thrones. But it’s the right thing for the characters. There’s also something about it not being the person you expect. The young lady sticks it to the man."

Hopefully next episode, Gendry returns the favor.

Stick 'em with the pointy end.

3. Michael Cohen, because the fall guy is going to prison and Donald Trump is still the president.

"Me? Prison? But I'm rich and white!"

Michael Cohen took some time out of his last days before prison to give a long, self-pitying interview to Jeffrey Toobin ofThe New Yorker. The former fixer and recovering Trump cultist is heading to jail on May 6th after both being found and pleading guilty to a number of crimes, a few of which were committed at the behest of President Individual-1.

"During the campaign, Cohen played a central role in two similar schemes to purchase the rights to stories—each from women who claimed to have had an affair with Individual 1—so as to suppress the stories and thereby prevent them from influencing the election," prosecutors wrote in his sentencing memo filed last December.

Cohen is outraged that he is facing consequences, while the guy who put him up to it is not.

"You are going to find me guilty of campaign finance, with McDougal or Stormy, and give me three years—really?" Cohen told The New Yorker.“And how come I’m the only one? I didn’t work for the campaign. I worked for him. And how come I’m the one that’s going to prison? I’m not the one that slept with the porn star."

It's Department of Justice policy that the president can't be indicted for the crimes he committed to become president because a sitting president can't be indicted.

The New Yorker summarized just how sh*tty Cohen's situation is...and it's also bad for people who were hoping to see the office that prosecuted him bring down Trump, too:

Cohen’s legal problems have been compounded by financial setbacks. The rise of Uber and other ride-sharing services has caused the value of his taxi medallions to plummet, just when he needs to raise funds to pay his debts to the government and to provide for his family while he is in prison. (After his guilty pleas, his law license was revoked.) In the months following Cohen’s congressional testimony in February, his lawyers offered to bring him in to the Southern District to assist in its ongoing investigations, but prosecutors refused to meet with him. Under the federal criminal rules, the only way Cohen’s sentence can be reduced or delayed now is if the prosecutors ask for it—and this, it has become clear, is not something they are going to do. The prosecutors may regard Cohen as unreliable, or they may believe that there are few outstanding issues left to resolve. The Southern District, on which so many of the President’s adversaries have pinned their hopes, may have limited potential to bring him down.

So much for a Cohen ex machina.


2. Marcia Brady, because she's sick of finding her face on anti-vaxxer propaganda.

Marcia Marcia Marcia.

Without science on their side, anti-vaxxers have resorted to an episode of The Brady Bunch to try and spread the lie that measles is a chill illness.

NPR reports that fans of childhood diseases have referenced a 1969 episode of The Brady Brunch to refute doctors' claims that getting measles is bad.

"If you have to get sick, sure can't beat the measles," Marcia Brady told her siblings as they played Monopoly.

Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia, was not happy to see her childhood self featured in anti-vaxx memes.

"I was really concerned with that and wanted to get to the bottom of that, because I was never contacted," she told NPR. "As a mother, my daughter was vaccinated."

McCormick also mentioned that it wasn't only her character who got measles, as she caught the infection as a kid.

"Having the measles was not a fun thing," she says. "I remember it spread through my family."

Today, the virus is running rampant in New York City, and can cause pneumonia, and in severe cases, deafness and brain swelling.

Doesn't sound so fun now, does it, Cindy?

1. The guy who got himself trapped in a hole he dug to spy on his ex.

Hole-y sh*t.

You might thing that you take breakups poorly, but did you ever become a creepy stalker and get stuck in a hole?

A 50-year-old man in northern Mexico had to be rescued from a pit he dug near his ex's house after he was ordered to stay away from his former girlfriend because of domestic violence charges.

According to the newspaper El Universal, the woman heard scratching noises from her house, which she assumed were from a cat, "But when the sound grew louder, she investigated and found her former partner of 14 years trapped below."

He is now in jail. They should have left him in the pit.

23 savage tweets about the characters who dropped the ball on last night's 'Game of Thrones.'

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"The Long Night" may be over, but we sure as hell aren't done talking about it. Last night's Game of Thrones episode brought us the long awaited battle between the living and the dead, and it did not disappoint. But while the episode gave us everything we wanted, some of the characters didn't show up as much as we had anticipated *cough Jon Snow cough*

Layanna Mormont single handedly killed a giant, sacrificing herself in the process. Ser Brienne of Tarth held it the fuck down the entire episode, as per usual. And of course, there was greatest twist that we all really should have come seeing: Arya Stark proving herself as the baddest bitch in the game by killing the Night King. All of these ladies slayed, but some other main players took a back seat.

Many of us expected Jon Snow to be the one to have the final face off with the Night King. However, Jon flew off with Daenerys in the beginning of the episode and just kind of rode around aimlessly. He did some solid fighting, but all in all he didn't play the main hero. And our emotionally stunted boy Bran Stark didn't have the exact moment with the Night King we were expecting either. After fucking off for a nice crow joy ride for the majority of the episode, Bran did come face to face with the Night King, but he literally just sat there until Arya came to save the day.

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^ Bran Stark as the Battle of Winterfell rages on ^

Of course, the internet had thoughts about this. Here are some of the best tweets about the characters who didn't pull through last night.

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18 people share things they wish they'd known before they got their first apartment.

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Moving into your first house or apartment, or going away to college and leaving your childhood home is always a little jarring. While most people are incredibly excited for the new freedoms that come with living on their own, sometimes its easy to forget everything that's involved in running a functioning household.

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Things like a stocked spice cabinet, paper towel, toilet paper, dish soap and hand soap are are all items that can easily be forgotten yet they're necessary and require constant replacement. How many apartments have I cooked the blandest food imaginable because I forgot you have to buy salt and pepper? Too many. When a recent Reddit user asked, "Adults of Reddit, what was something you were unprepared for when you first moved out out of your parents' house?" people were eager to help. If you're about to go off to college to get your first apartment with your friends, don't make the same mistakes we all did. And remember to buy toilet paper.

1. For real, "moreyaclaire."

Food is SO EXPENSIVE. I moved out a few months ago and that’s been the thing I was least equipped to deal with.

2. So true, "dudebobmac."

The fact that $100 is no longer a lot of money.

3. Valuable lesson, "Scocam78."

Step 1: Buy avocados

Step 2: Carry avocados around where ever you go

Step 3: When ripe consume within 15 min

4. Definitely, "InsertBluescreenHere."

dont forget how hard it is to cook for yourself VS like 3-4 people. That and its hard to buy small portions/qty of some things.

5. Real, "sleepingArisu."

You need to actually THINK about what you want to eat each and every day. I still can't get over it.

6. Bills are the worst, "slightlyspaced."

The amount of depressing things that come in the post: bills etc

7. Yup, "Hopesick_2231."

You have to clean EVERYTHING yourself. Even in a small apartment, that's a big job. No wonder my mom got so pissed off when my sisters and I couldn't keep our rooms clean when we were kids.

8. This is a big one, "Amunet59."

How alike my mom and I are. I used to tell her to chill with the household chores.

She couldn’t chill.

I can’t chill.

Must. Clean...

9. This is important, "LegoHurtsLikeSatan."

DON'T FORGET TO BUY TOILET ROLL! THERE IS NO MAGIC TOILET FAIRY DESPITE APPEARANCES!

10. Gotta have spices, "OpheliaImmortal3452."

Not having condiments or spices on hand. I took for granted having salt and pepper and whatever spice I needed in the cupboard. Buying all that at once can add up quickly.

11. Definitely a bonus, "theofiel."

The peace and quiet.

12. So annoying, "SPN_poptart."

Credit checks. I thought I would've been able to find an apartment easy. Nope. And that you have to sometimes pay a deposit, last and current month's rent AND make a certain amount to even get considered. I remember one complex made it a requirement to have apartment insurance or something like that.

13. Lighting design is crucial, "Battle_Lemonz."

buying lightbulbs. seriously it never occurred to me that I would need to replace them on occasion. and there are quite a few types. The first ones I bought were about as bright as the sun.

14. This is the worst, "pickmeacoolname."

Regular dish soap is NOT the same as dishwasher soap..I flooded my first apartment kitchen with bubbles, lots and lots of bubbles. Along with generally how much money and work it takes to keep up.

15. Electricity will get you, "pupHD."

That electric bills in the winter (in the midwest) are fucking brutal. I had no idea that it costs so damned much money to keep a small little apartment (with electric heat) at a livable temperature. I averaged about $80-$100 a month for the first few months, then about $200 for November/December. January (and a massive ice storm) hit, and suddenly I was faced with a $580 electric bill I couldn't pay.

Thank God for mom and dad, because the electric company sure didn't give a shit.

16. 100% this, "SuspiciousBiscuit."

All the SHIT you need to buy that isn't clothing or food. Soap, detergent, paper towels, paper plates, baggies, aluminum foil, saran wrap... I had to start a budget for this. I'd call it apartment shit, and put aside $50/month for it.

17. HA, "3lRey."

fucking everything tbh

I'm consistently amazed how expensive and time consuming simply being alive is.

18. Dishes are the absolute worst, "linkerko3."

Dishes. They suck.


These pics of kids asleep on their dads will melt your icy heart or your money back.

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Is there anything more heartwarming than adorable photos of dads with their kids? I think not. Call me old fashioned, but I stan a good dad. Dads at the park playing games with their kids? Sign me up. Dads sitting through an entire Taylor Swift concert in support of their tweens? Yes, please. Dads sharing cute pics of their kids asleep on them?!? WHERE, WHAT, SHOW ME NOW!!!!

Lucky for me (and you) one heroic father ( Qool_Runnings) had the brilliant idea of dads gathering online to share photos that show how their kids falls asleep on them. And let me just say, the dads of Twitter did not disappoint. Here are some of the cutest results. We dare you not to squeal with glee.

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23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Remember The 90s.

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In West Philadelphia born and raised... If you immediately burst into song after reading that sentence, this hilarious 90s meme list is going to make your day.

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Men can't handle Arya's heroic moment on 'Game of Thrones.' Not today.

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Masculinity is so fragile that oftentimes, a woman being awesome shatters a male ego like it's a White Walker hit by Valyrian steel.

Jon Snow, back when he was useful in battle.

The latest episode of Game of Thrones, "The Long Night," saw everyone but Cersei up in Winterfell taking on the Army of the Dead. There's no doubt who the MVP was in the battle to save humanity: No One.

That's right: ARYA STARK is the GOAT.

Many men, including Kit Harington (at first), were shocked to see a teenage girl save the human race from the ice zombies.

Butthurt boys, like "Bumble" Jack Posobiec, found the woman beating the Zombie Lord to be unrealistic. To repeat, this show has DRAGONS AND ZOMBIES.

Even smart non-Trump trolls were disappointed by the moment that was foreshadowed throughout the entire series.

Bumble Jack kept calling Arya a Mary Sue.

"Mary Sue" is a term misogynists use to justify their hate for a female character by claiming that they were written poorly.

Here's how the dictionary defines it:

Mary Sueis a term used to describe a fictional character, usually female, who is seen as too perfect and almost boring for lack of flaws, originally written as an idealized version of an author in fanfiction.

Arya is not "too perfect"—she got her skills by training since day one. She literally lost her eyeballs for a time on her journey to becoming the best assassin in the Seven Kingdoms (plus Essos).

"Mary Sue" started trending on Twitter, mostly to tell these men that they are wrong and dumb.

Arya is a hero who earned her title as savior of humanity, and Maisie Williams deserves a boyfriend who sees that.

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25 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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I'm not really a "rise and shine" kind of person. I'm more of a rise and spend way too long looking at memes on my phone kind of person. If this describes your morning routine as well, these memes will be an excellent and hilarious start to your day. Get pumped!

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Pete Davidson's reaction to breakup with Kate Beckinsale proves he is all of us.

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Remember when that Chinese woman spend an entire week in a KFC to get over a breakup and most of us were like, "I relate?"

While a broken heart might not be the reason for Pete Davidson's latest fast-food behavior, I have yet to endure a break up that didn't involve impulse-buying large amounts of snacks. After almost five months of dating, Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson ended their hot love affair that mostly consisted of making "Queer Eye" actors uncomfortable with their public PDA.

While Davidson was in Baltimore performing for his stand-up tour, he decided to do the best kind of charity work: buying French fries for strangers. When he went to see a screening of the three hour "Avengers: Endgame" with his friends, he offered to buy McDonald's for everyone in the theater including the staff. The total tab was around $400 which is a steal for food for a fully sold out crowd. Pete, this is definitely the best fast-food related way I've seen anyone handle a breakup. Also, much cooler than that time Trump bought McDonald's to celebrate student athletes.

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Now, can you tell us how you were able to sneak all that food into a movie theater? Was this one of the theaters that has a McDonald's inside it? Regardless, excellent humanitarian work, sir.

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