What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today, and then we laugh in his face.

The Game of Thrones cast managed to have fun in the midst of the dark, grueling, and extremely violent episode, "The Long Night," and posted about the experience on Instagram for our enjoyment.

Maisie Williams (the Night Kingslayer Arya Stark) shared a video of Sophie Turner throwing a fake snowball while singing Soulja Boy and celebrating with a dab. She also shared a picture the Night King looking chill, and not at all mad that she murdered him.

Isaac Hempstead Wright (he's not Bran anymore, he's the Three-Eyed Raven) shared the episode's alternate ending.

Gwendoline Chrisitie (Ser Brienne of Tarth) sang "Singing in the Rain" with Kristofer Hivju (Tormund) to celebrate "killing again."

"Tormund and the Big Woman" is the ultimate name for a folk duo.

Hivju, on his profile, sent off Bella Ramsey (Lyanna Mormont) by celebrating their characters' shared history with giants.

Ramsey said goodbye to GoT with a whole album of memories, which includes a terrifying picture of her as a wight.

Daniel Portman (Sex God Pod) also got down and dirty during the carnage.

Alfie Allen (Theon) said goodbye to his character, who shocked everybody by surviving for this long.

Of course Theon uses earphones, he's not cool enough for AirPods.

Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen) said farewell to her onscreen BFF Ser Jorah with hashtags including #heartbreakhotel and #bestthingiveverseenonscreenEVER.

She also shared this adorable dragon-riding picture which may or may not be from the battle. Dany flies a lot and she only has one coat.

Carice van Houten shared Melisandre's secrets of success, other than a magic necklace.

Congratulations to Melisandre for having the most shocking death in all of Game of Thrones: dying of old age.

In case you missed it, Trump gave a two hour long "speech" at a rally in Wisconsin this past weekend. And in total Trump fashion, he used his platform to spout off some...what's the opposite of facts...oh yes, lies! The man is consistent, I'll give him that.

One of the more dangerous claims Trump made during the rally was that in some hospitals, mothers meet with a doctor after giving birth, wrap the baby in a blanket, and then make a plan to "execute the baby." Um, what?

Trump is talking about a situation that is horrible, but not for the reason he is claiming. He's speaking of when a mother gives birth to a baby who is most likely not going to make it, so the hospital arranges for her/the parents to spend the last moments with the child before they pass. This is awful, but is in no way a premeditated execution.

Trump completely re-painting this scene to rile up his base is damaging, and a nurse took to Twitter to breakdown the actual facts and set things straight.

Julia Pulver (@VotePulver) wrote:

Okay, anyone else sobbing???

I have proof I'm not the only one touched by this informative, heartbreaking post, as many people on Twitter were also moved.

Clearly, the reality of this situation is much different and delicate than the way Trump described it. Now we just have to hope his fans will fact check him. Oof.

Chase Bank really missed the mark on their #MondayMotivation tweet.

While they've since deleted it because of all the brutal roasting and pushback, the internet always keeps receipts. If this were anyone other than a bank, people may have been more sympathetic. But, alas, this tweet was rough...especially when it comes from a company whose name sounds like a frat boy that loves lacrosse and Bud lite. "Hey come meet my boyfriend, Chase Bank!"

Hearing financial advice from one of the most powerful banks in the world is definitely irritating for anyone who isn't a 23-year-old trust-funder who works for a hedge fund and got a yacht for Christmas. First of all, who is taking cabs for three blocks? Unless you have a condition where you absolutely cannot walk, nobody I know who is strapped for cash is going to splurge for a cab that's an otherwise four minute walk. This was the first sign that Chase is truly out of touch with how people who aren't rich budget their money. Then, of course there's the classic "skip the Starbucks" mentality which really only works for those abused puppy commercials. Without coffee, nobody would be able to work, and without work there would be no money and without money, Chase bank would disintegrate into cold, heartless ice shards like the Night King.

Later, they tried to apologize:

And it was, um...not very well received:

Better luck next time, Chase!

There's no doubt about it, pregnancy can be difficult. Carrying literal life inside of you isn't exactly a walk in the park, and when you factor in the weight gain, hormone increases, and back pain, it's understandable that women aren't always on their chillest behavior when pregnant. And in many cases, their husbands notice a change during the pregnancy, sometimes for the worse.

A man experiencing some difficult times during his wife's pregnancy turned to Reddit to see k advice. His wife was giving him a hard time, and may have crossed a line by coming up with a scheme to test his loyalty. He's not pleased, and is considering asking his pregnant wife to move out.

Here is the full story:

My wife is pregnant with our daughter. Initially we were really happy and excited about it. But then, she starts acting like a nut job. She gets angry and irritated for small things, insults me when she doesn't like the food I make, starts acting insecure and accuses me of losing attraction for her.

For example, she wanted to eat chicken sandwiches for dinner last week. Well, I made chicken sandwiches. So she eats all the sandwiches, leaves me nothing and told me that they tasted like shit. I wasn't pissed because she left me nothing. But if she didn't like them, why did she have to eat everything? When I asked her this she told me that she was hungry. Ok fine. She does this every time. Eats everything I make and calls it shit. I don't argue with her because I work for more than 80 hours a week and I really want to have some peace when I'm home.

So, yesterday, a random girl starts at flirting with me after the gym and asked me if I wanted to meet up with her for some drinks. I rejected her and told her that I was married. And when I got home, my wife started to hug me and apologise. When I asked her what happened, she told me that her best friend suggested a test for my loyalty. So they asked a mutual friend to flirt with me and asked me out. And I passed. Yay!!. I'm really pissed. I'm done with her antics. WIBTA if I ask her to move out?

People had mixed reactions to the situation. Many people pointed to the hormone levels this woman is probably experiencing, and suggested he consider these to be the source of the problem.

Sweetnsoursauceee said:

Pregnancy does crazy things to woman’s hormones, it could be that her actions are not the result of being a terrible person, but a hormonal imbalance.

rampagingllama said:

Definitely agree. I think just reading the guy’s perspective it’s easy to write the wife off as crazy and tell OP to kick her out. But as someone who’s dated a guy who works crazy long hours, even though he has good intentions, it’s easy to start to feel really lonely and neglected. And those negative emotions can really make you act out in ways you wouldn’t otherwise. In her case, it’s further compounded by pregnancy hormones/insecurities. They should definitely start with counseling.

Viperbunny said:

It also sounds like she feels really insecure and unattractive and she is looking for confirmation that he still sees her that way. He doesn't show her affection because he is working long hours, is tire, and is mad because she is being petty. She, in return, is petty because she feels like he is meeting her emotional needs.

It is hard when your spouse works a lot. My husband is usually pretty flexible, but he has a lot of deadlines right now and that means working extra hours to get it done. It can be lonely when you don't have your spouse around to share a meal with or have a date night (even if it is a date night in). It is easy to be upset because of the situation and end up being mad at each other. It takes good communication skills, and it can be hard when they are both so frustrated. I think counseling can really help them, if they both put in the work. I do feel bad because I don't see this working out for them unless they are both willing to make some changes.

temp4adhd also factored in the father's anxieties:

Yes and she's probably got anxieties thinking that a dad who's working 80 hours a week isn't going to be much practical or emotional support when the baby arrives. Whereas he's probably having anxieties thinking he needs to work 80 hours to support three now, not just two.

Aleriya, like some others, suggested the wife seek medical attention:

Yep. Pregnancy hormones can trigger mood disorders, anxiety disorder or even psychosis, or make an existing mental condition worse. If OP's wife has suddenly gone off the deep end after getting pregnant, she needs medical attention.

Lizlizlizzyliz said:

Yikes. Might I suggest some couples therapy first? What she did was clearly an A move, though I don’t think you’d be in the right to have her move out while pregnant.

bigrottentuna said:

This. That was a shitty thing for her to do and her behavior sounds a bit nuts in general, but pregnancy hormones and discomfort do crazy things to some women. I would chalk it up to that and look at some couple's therapy to get through this difficult time.

Others were not so easy on the wife, and felt that prenatal hormones were not an excuse for this kind of behavior.

Jipp1984 said:

Lol what? Being pregnant doesn't guarantee you a relationship if you're being a terrible person.

discombobulationgirl spoke from experience:

I've been pregnant 5 times. I've put my husband through the damn wringer and gone all kinds of crazy. This is a WHOLE different level. This is not some petty insecurity. All women are insecure at some point in their relationships and most of us are very insecure at some point in pregnancy- but I'd say less than 5% do this kind of shit. OP needs to re-evaluate his relationship and seek some help from a marriage counselor and a lawyer. This is the kind of red flag you see a few years before a woman drowns her kid in the bathtub bc the husband gave the kid more attention than he did to her.

MyMorningSon said:

I really don't get it when people give women a pass for being pregnant/PMSing/whatever. Hormones are a bitch but at the end of the day, you and you alone dictate your behavior.

Not to mention how patronizing it is, with the implication that women are too feeble-minded, over-emotional or hormone-addled to act like sane human beings. How nice.

lapussymonster said:

NTA. this sub infuriates me sometimes. no not ESH. not by a fucking longshot and im curious if anyone would be justifying this if the genders were reversed. you are absolutely NTA and being pregnant doesn't give you a blank check to turn into a fucking psycopath. Your wife shouldn't be getting a pass on this. At the very minimum you need to separate and go into counseling. Do you really want to be dodging thirst traps and mind games for the rest of your life?

edit: lot of armchair white knights down there going HoW dO yOu rEvERSe the GeNdErS?! mEn CaNt GeT PrEgNaNT. like no shit? way to prove my point. this is 100% unacceptable behavior regardless of your circumstances.

gdddg said:

Yup. If a guy becomes super angry and yells/throw things, he cannot blame it on testosterone. Same goes here.

Some leeway for moodiness is certainly allowed, but she is being emotionally abusive.

All of this begs the question: how do we deal with behavior that derives from prenatal hormones? Let us know where you stand in the comments!

"Never let an angry sister comb your hair."

--Patricia McCann

These memes perfectly nail what it's like having a sister. Who knew sharing parents (and everything else) could be so funny?

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If you are a Game of Thrones fan and haven't watched the most recent episode by now, I am seriously concerned for you. The internet is essentially a booby trap full of spoilers at this point, and you'd be better off fighting the army of the dead than trying to dodge these memes. But as hard as this is for the average commoner, it's much more difficult for one particular person: Maisie Williams' roommate.

British actor Bill Milner took to Twitter to vent about how hard it is avoid GoT spoilers while living with Maisie Williams aka Arya Stark. The man is living in a war zone!

Naturally, the main takeaway here was OMG YOU LIVE WITH ARYA STARK?!

People also joked about his safety being in jeopardy while living with the Night King Slayer.

Anyway, I would not say no to a slumber party at their humble abode, and I can be reached at anytime during the day.

A whole bunch of men online were pissed to see Arya Stark save humanity, because all of the Messianic Reddit theories promised that Jon Snow was the Prince That Was Promised.

The internet deemed Maisie Williams' boyfriend unworthy of her awesomess, because according to Williams, he allegedly said, "Mmm, should be Jon though really, shouldn’t it?"

In a sketch last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, members of the cast manned the phones on the "Game of Phones" hotline, which explains the intricate plotlines to confused fans for only $2.99!

Isaac Hempstead Wright and his "Raven Bran" were on call, ready to tell you where your keys are and how you're going to die.

Lena Headey doesn't have the patience for "Shame! Shame! Shame!" bits anymore, and Maisie Williams isn't afraid to go full Arya Stark if you dare question her character's awesomeness.

"You expect me to believe a 90-pound girl can defeat an army of White Walkers?" a dude named Todd asked on the phone.

"Listen here, you little sh*t!" Williams responded. "I know where you live, and I’d be happy to add you to my list."

Beware, Todd. She's making a list and checking it twice.

Kimmel did this bit once before, and Sophie Turner talked clam protocol and Williams talked Faceless Man magic.

Hodor.

“There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it.”

– Malcolm Kushner

Raising kids is a full-time job. You don't get paid overtime, but you do get to laugh at these hilarious parenting memes. That's something to celebrate.

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Saving the world looks like a lot of work, and a lot of fun.

The Marvel Cinematic universe has given us 22 films, countless thrills, and whole bunch on behind the scenes Instagrams from the cast. The Avengers are awesome even without the CGI.

Take, for example, this masterpiece which is shot by Chris Pratt, and also is highly, very illegal.

"No rule was going to stop me from seizing this once in a lifetime opportunity to capture this collection of stars, a groupthat likely will never be in the same room again," he wrote in the caption. "We are so blessed."

Elizabeth Olsen also captured a "super illegal" video on the day that had more celebrities in one room than the Oscars. Another Chris, Chris Hemsworth, was the one to enforce the "no cameras" rule.

Pratt shared a selfie with Nebula. Is it 2014 Nebula or 2019 Nebula?

Tessa Thompson grooved on set.

Brie Larson got pizza.

She also trained with a real fighter pilot!

Gwyneth Paltrow shared a photo from the set of Iron Man 2, which presumably shows her trying to cure Tony's heart with Goop magic.

Robert Downey Jr. shared this Iron Man 3 throwback back in the day.

The Iron Man crew call themselves "the Infinity Trinity."

Thanos isn't nearly as terrifying without the purple.

The superteam that eats together, defeats Thanos together.

Tom Hiddleston kept it Loki.

Chris Hemsworth shared a photo of his equally hot stunt double.

Thor and Korg ROCK (get it? You would with the CGI).

Speaking of CGI...it's Mark Ruffalo!

The Science Bros stick together.

This is how the magic gets made.

Benedict Cumberbatch got drilled.

Watch them freestyle down in Wakanda.

Shuri got BARS!

Black Panther rocked it with Rocket.

This, right here, is a Wakandan thirst trap.

The Spidey suit looks different from what I remember...

Queens looked cool.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Here at Someecards, we don't like to kink shame. We stan a consensual boning sesh, and we love that there are different strokes for different folks. But that doesn't mean we don't understand that things can go wrong in the bedroom. Sex accidents (sexiddents?) happen, and when they do, it ain't pretty. Hearts aren't the only things that can be broken (looking at you, boners.)

Don't believe me? Ask the people of Reddit. That's what one Reddit user (phoenixreborn75) did when he posted this to the AskReddit page:

Medical staff of Reddit, what is the worst sex accident you have seen on your watch?

People gathered 'round to share the most disastrous sex stories they'd heard, and let me just say...don't try these at home.

1. The Bedtime Story (ForbiddenDonut503)

Former paramedic of many years.

Saw several fractured peni over the years. It was always the same story; skinny man on bottom, bigger girl on top, rough sex. One guy had his scrotum swell to the size of a cantaloupe from bleeding into the scrotal space. There's no "bone" in the penis to break, it's just what we call it, but the spongy tissue has lots of blood vessels.

The other memorable one was a mid-30's woman using a bedpost as a dildo which caused a prolapsed uterus, like 6 inches outside her body. It was distressing for all involved to say the least.

2. The Chair Dance (Octopotamus5000)

Brother is a doctor.

Back in his second year out of Med school, he was finishing up a 12 hour shift one night & got called back into emergency for an "all hands urgent case".

He comes racing out from the change rooms to witness the Ambo's come flying in through the front double doors with a dude in the fetal position and an entire chair sticking out his ass, hanging off the side of the gurney.

Patient is a stripper who was putting on an after-show routine for a bride-to-be he was about to fuck. As he danced his way backwards, he did some sort of jumping butt stomp thing on a chair, not realizing it was broken. It was one of those spinning backless swivel chairs. TL/DR, dude impaled his ass right down on the gas cylinder of the chair & they couldn't remove it. Ambo's called to the scene couldn't remove it & the fire brigade guys that rocked up next refused to remove it. So they sent the guy into the hospital to get it out.

3. The Road Kill (AngryLittleGoblin)

I used to work in an ER, this girl walked in the EMS door and it looked like a bad vampire movie. She was drenched in blood from the mouth down. All the nurses started to react to her. She just said it is not hers. Then the EMTs came in with her BF. Turns out road head ends badly in a crash.

4. The Bad Vibes (TrustMeIAmADocter)

Had a male patient use his wife’s vibrator while she was out of town. He ended up perforating his sigmoid colon and had to have urgent bowel surgery. After surgery, he hung his head and said, “Well, that’s going to be expensive.”

5. From Farm to Ass (laura1502)

Not me but my sister is a nurse and told me this. We live in a rather medium sized city surrounded by some agriculture. A farmer in his 50s came into the ER having a zuccini in his ass. He claimed that he had been riding his tractor naked and fell down onto the ground... onto the zuccini. For her it wasn't even that big of a story but I'm still laughing whenever I think about it.

6. The Peanutbutter Incident (UncleJay74)

My wife is a paramedic and has seen several sex related accidents. Two that she told me about that really stand out were....

The guy who called saying his dog had bitten him and he was bleeding really bad. Upon arrival, they found the guy with a towel pressed on his crotch. They asked him what had happened and, after much hesitating, he told them he had covered his "Mr. Happy" (direct quote) with peanut butter in hopes the dog would lick it off...but the dog bit down instead. (She is not privy to the aftermath or how much of Mr. Happy was kept or lost...but she did say there was some serious damage.)

A woman called and said she had come home and her teenage daughter was "in extreme pain and urinating blood". When they got the girl in the ambulance and on the road, my wife asked the girl when she last had sex...and the girl (in front of her mother who had gotten in the back to ride to the hospital with her) admitted she had tried to do a vaginal DP with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's brother a few hours earlier. My wife said that was one of her biggest "Well, this is awkward" moments EVER and you could have heard a pin drop in that ambulance.

7. The Slip (JohnyUtah_)

Not medical staff, but my mom was a nurse and has shared some of her more fucked up stories with me.

One that sticks out is about this guy that was using the handle of a toilet plunger as a dildo for his ass. What he did was stick the suction part on the bottom of his bath tub, then he would straddle over the plunger with a foot on each side of the tub so he could lower himself up and down off of it.

Well, one day he slipped.

8. The Champion (brendaishere)

Posting for my husband:

A man “fell” on his son’s hockey trophy. It got stuck up his butt; he had to call 911.

While in the ambulance he tried to make small talk about “the game last night” but couldn’t specify which game or which sport.

I still wonder what he told his son about the trophy. Did he just give it back?

9. An Apple A Day...(thumpngroove)

Apple in a man's ass. When removed under anesthesia, it was noted to have a bite out of it. Wife admitted that was the game, for her to eat it while he was shitting it out. The end.

10. Guac is Extra (slap-a-bass)

Not me but sis-in-law is a rad tech. Florida man came in with an avocado waaaay up there. After much lube and whatever they gave him to relax his body, the thing shot out like a cannonball and splatted against the wall. Instant guac-a-shit-a-blood-a-mole. Ole!

“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.”

— Terri Guillemets

The best way to drown your morning woes is with coffee and jokes. Laugh your way through the morning with these utterly random memes.

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Everyone has a few white lies they tell their significant other. When you spend so much time with someone, it's easy to learn all the simple things from how they take their coffee to what seemingly insignificant comment will cause a doors-slammed, no-talking, sleep-on-the-couch-fight.

Every once in awhile it's easier to just bend the truth than it is to confess to the person you love. We're not bad people, we're just protecting the relationship. Right? That's what we'll keep telling ourselves. When a Reddit user asked, "other than cheating, what secret do you keep from your SO to prevent upsetting them?" the answers were surprisingly sweet. Turns out love actually is real? Whether it's lying about how awful their breath is in the morning, telling them they look beautiful when they're snot-dripping out of their ears from a winter cold or complimenting their incredibly questionable, health code-violating cooking, love is always more important than a harmless omission of the truth.

1. Poor, Mojito, "WignmanZer0."

My wife thinks that our beta fish mojito lived for like 5 years. What she doesn't know is that the role of mojito has been played by 3 separate beta fish over that time. RIP mojito 2 and 3.

2. Wow this is beautiful, "Eymang."

My wife has a beautiful heart. I jokingly call her a Disney princess because any animal that she comes across she has to talk to, and greet. She has cried by seeing a dead raccoon on the side of the road before.

At the time, I was working day shift and she was working a swing shift. I had a busy day, but I saw she sent me some pictures of a young doe that was eating in our front yard. She seemed thrilled. I came home and saw the same deer! Dead. On my god damned porch. I felt like I started to hear “the first 48” theme playing as I realized I have six hours to get rid of this thing before my wife gets home and her world is shattered. I call my local city authorities thinking they wouldn’t want a dead animal in the middle of town. Turns out, they couldn’t care less. I called some local raptor shelters to see if they could take a stat donation but it turns out the dead deer business is booming and they didn’t have a need for donations at this time, especially in the next 6 hours.

Frustrated, I call my dad to vent and get advice on what to do. His response is only a “Hold on bud, I’ll be there in 15 minutes.” I go back inside to take care of the dogs and within the next 15 minutes I see me dad back his huge truck into my back yard, has the tail gait down and is knocking on my door with a pair of nitrile gloves on and another pair in hand for me. It was starting to get dark out, but we had that thing loaded up and found a special place to, uh. “Dispose” is it. We made it back with 20 minutes to spare before my wife got home.

I haven’t told my wife because I think it would either break her heart, or creep her out at how efficiently my dad can dump a body.

Anyway, wifey thinks her deer friend is alive and well, and totally not at the bottom of a ravine.

3. Aw, "YuccaYucca."

The first piece of jewellery I bought my wife was a necklace. We went on holiday and she lost it.

I said I would replace it but it wasn’t the same, she was upset that she’d lost it for sentimental reasons.

I emailed the hotel and of course they hadn’t found it. So I bought a replacement and told my wife they found it.

4. Ha, "knnbreakingnews."

The remote didn't disappear. I accidentally put it through the washing machine and destroyed it and threw it out in a panic.

5. Oh my god, "glossingoverfellatio."

my SO’s first language isn’t english. he always says “really much” instead of “a lot.” i won’t tell him it’s incorrect, i love when he says “i love you really much.”

6. Wow, seriously F U, Mrs. Richardson, "DannyEBeats."

My mom wrote me a note once for missing a homework assignment. Unfortunately, her handwriting and spelling was so bad that the teacher grilled me for trying to wiesel my way out by forging it. My mom didn’t finish middle school and is not highly educated. I was so embarassed that I decided to just take the detention and public ridicule from the teacher as a liar, than ask my mom to back me up.

I now have a masters degree to make her proud. Fuck you Mr Richardson.

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My SO snores. Been with her 19 years and she snores EVERY night.

Mostly I can get to sleep and I sleep through it, but I KNOW I am not getting great sleep. I've asked her to see if we can do something about it, even suggested we do didgeridoo lessons together (the breathing technique does wonders for snoring and why not learn a weird instrument?). She's never really bothered. Her snoring can manifest as sleep apnoea, which besides just not being good, is a contributor to anxiety (which she has) so it'd be good for her too.

So, we've recently moved. 2 nights ago the next door neighbours dog was barking in the middle of the night and kept her up for an hour or two. She kept mentioning it all day and kept telling me how tired she was.

I gave some perfunctory sympathy but no more, because secretly it was all I could do to not say 'Welcome to EVERY NIGHT in my life'.

It's not a big secret, but yeah.

Welp, she's at it again. Tomi Lahren is feuding with another celeb on Twitter, because apparently being dragged online is her only hobby. A bit masochistic, but okay, Tomi. This time the celeb taking her on is feminist icon Alyssa Milano.

Milano pointed out that a tweet of Lahren's didn't have all of the facts (classic), and Lahren was not charmed, I'm sure.

Lahren's tweet implied that because Australia has more guns than they did before they enforced their stricter gun laws in 1996, this means that more guns equal more safety. Hm.

Then, Alyssa flew in and pointed out that the safety actually came from the stricter gun laws. So, when a country enforces gun laws, their citizens can feel safe and still be allowed to own guns. This is the whole point of gun regulation: implementing rational safety laws, not banning all guns. It's a win-win; people can keep their guns, and the community at large experiences less gun violence.

Also, Milano called Tomi Toni, which she claimed was a mistake, but would be a pretty sick burn if it wasn't.

Alyssa Milano talking about 'Toni' Lahren

Lahren responded by simply ignoring Milano's point and moving forward with her "guns don't equal violence" argument.

It's almost like she's purposely avoiding the larger context, repeating her previous point that had already been debunked, and then tossing in some anti-immigration rhetoric so her fan base won't be able to see the whole truth?

Unfortunately for Tomi, she wasn't able to fool everyone.

Did Alyssa Milano just dog walk Tomi 'Toni' Lahren?

.Arya Stark single-handedly (well, I guess it was a two-handed knife trick) saved humanity on Game of Thrones, and the woman who shares her face is just as awesome.

Maisie Williams might have spent a huge chunk of her childhood in the fantasy world of Westeros, but she keeps it real on Twitter, with memes, dance videos, and love letters to Sophie Turner. Here are her best tweets.

1. When she drifted off to sleep.

2. When she used the perfect Britney GIF.

3. When she became an emoji.

4. When she memed herself.

5. When she put everyone's reactions to Arya's sex scene in perspective.

6. When she stuck it to Trump with the pointy end.

7. When she was the most millennial of all millennials.

8. When she shared a cute puppy meme.

9. When she embraced exhaustion.

10. When she shared her mum's crush.

11. When she sent love to a fan struggling with anorexia.

12. When she had the right priorities.

13. When she danced to BTS.

14. When she got sorted.

15. When she launched an app.

16. When she almost burned her house down.

17. When she tweeted the most British tweet ever during the World Cup.

18. When she dreamed about the future.

19. When she was relatable about the gym even though she's an assassin.

20. When she defended Arya with a Mean Girls GIF.

21. When she asked for help naming her Tamagotchi.

22. When she named her Tamagotchi

23. When she live-tweeted Arya's return to Winterfell in season 7.

24. When the sun shines, we shine together.

25. When she twinned with an emoji.

26. When she adorably wished Sophie Turner a happy birthday.

27. When she playfully dragged the grammar police.

28. When she was shook for Sophie.

29. When she revealed her past life.

30. When she swapped faces like Arya.

31. When she made the ultimate Sophie Turner/Thrones meme.

32. When she shared the ultimate throwback.

33. When she roasted her season six look.

34. When she dragged The Daily Mail's sexist coverage.

Have you ever had the thought, "I'm approximately one emotional breakdown away from joining a cult."? No? Just me? Cool.

Here's the thing: cults are intriguing as hell. I could sit and watch documentaries about cults for...ever. How and why do so many people get so caught up in the insanity? How can people not see that they are being manipulated? Would I fall for this shit if I stumbled upon it? THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS I WISH TO EXPLORE WHILE SITTING ON MY COUCH FOR HOURS.

Lucky for me and my cult-loving ass, a recent Reddit thread spilled the tea on some cults. User mykewamb asked people to share times they found themselves asking, "wait, is this a cult?" and boy oh boy did they deliver. Here are my ten favorite!

1. ravioli63 has made me even more afraid of boarding schools.

“Therapeutic” boarding school. The first night I got there, everyone told me how I’d “get used to everything”. And I did, I fell into their trap. I didn’t realize how messed up it was until the school got shut down by the FBI and the owner got charged with child endangerment and molesting a student.

2. blackholedaughter lowkey witnessed some exorcist shit.

College friend invited me to a service at her new church. Later told me that the "church" met in a barn, and they spent their last service literally vomiting up their demons. 50 or so people holy-vomiting all at once.

3. SilverFox785 proves that not even our stuffed animals are safe.

When my Latin club sacrificed a stuffed animal before finals to pray to the gods for good grades

4. The-Traveler-Writes dodged the pyramid scheme.

My parents were part of Amway. It is a pyramid scheme, of course, but it's also extremely religious. I would even classify it as it's own denomination of Christianity. They used to have to do "meetings," in which they tried to rope friends and family and total strangers they met at work into doing Amway, too, which began and ended with prayer, even if the people weren't religious or Christian. They would literally pray for money and wealth.

Amway worked like a private country within America; it even had it's own movies, music, and celebrities. You don't see all that from the outside. It's not until you're deep into it that you realize how hard they pound this crap into people. It's a miracle my parents decided to give it up.

5. nicknaklmao saw through the flirting tactic.

When I was in middle school, a Jehovah's Witness family showed up amd enrolled their kids in public school. One of them, a fairly attractive boy, started flirting with me. I'd always been that "weird" girl in school, so I obviously fell for him.

He told me he wasn't allowed to "date," per se, but he was allowed to invite people to his church and if I went with him, we could hang out and it would be just like a date. I went with him, and that day they were talking about how if you join the church, you cannot speak with apostates or any of your family not in the Witnesses. I knew enough about cults for that to be a bigass red flag.

I was still interested in him, though. When he asked me to go again, I politely declined, because churchy stuff had never been my speed. Instead, I suggested we sneak out one night and meet. He did, and I used my allowance to get us tickets to some movie.

I didn't see him for years after that. His family just vanished. The next time I saw him, it was in a mall. I went up and said hi, only for his grandmother to yank him away snarling not to speak with "that filthy whore."

Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but I think he was only allowed to flirt with me because they were trying to convert me and my family. In my community, we were pretty well known- my father was the fire chief and in a small town like this, that's a big deal. I still wonder what happened to him, though.

6. Tofon comes in hot with this plot twist.

I used to work for this company that turned out to be very cultish. I probably should have known better, but I was young and naive. They're a well known organization and I thought they did a lot of good things at the time, and it was my first job after high school so I didn't really know any better.

The first red flag was on my first day I had to take an "oath" and repeat after this guy leading it in a room full of strangers, but I just chalked it up to being an old but slightly weird tradition (it is a pretty old organization). After that we had a mandatory orientation, and that's when things got really weird. First of all, it was being held in practically the middle of nowhere. Like legitimately out in the woods. When we got there we were totally isolated and then they took our phones, made us all dress the same, walk in a certain way, only respond in a certain way, follow directions, and memorize a bunch of company stuff. They used to not feed us until we could chant back the company mission statement without messing it up. They also shaved all our heads on the first day and constantly made us do physical exercises as punishment. After that things got better, but it was still a very weird place to work. They preferred to have employees living only around other employees and would even offer to help cover the cost of living if we moved into company sponsored buildings together. We still did a lot of weird company retreats where we could go back out into secluded areas and do "company training" that was really just glorified camping on company time. We also still had to know the mission statement and company guidelines, and would get reprimanded if we didn't. They were also super strict about everyone dressing/appearing the same. I saw people getting into trouble over things like haircuts and dirty shoes.

Anyways, the Army wasn't so bad overall, but I'm glad to be in college now.

7. its_meme got out before shit hit the fan.

I went to a small women's college in Virginia. I only stayed a semester because the group mentality. They would constant rituals that were not "mandatory" but you were weird if you didn't go. One alone wasn't weird but collectively it was too much. Example: One founders day, everyone wore white. We went to the chapel for the ceremony and then walked 2 miles to the graveyard, where the founders were buried. We all had to lay roses on the graves and sing the school's song. Four girls in my class tried to commit suicide in the first semester. My class only had 64 girls. If you discussed transferring the dean of students and the school's counselor would threaten to have you put in a mental hospital for 72 hours. I transferred in secret so no one would find out. I didn't even tell my friends. I would wake up at 4am and transfer stuff from my dorm room to be shipped home.

TL;DR Went to a women's college and if you didn't conform, the dean of students would threaten to put you in a mental institution

8. Yes_pleasedaddy said no thank you, mommy.

Joined a mom group when I was having my first child. It was a "crunchy" mom group.... for those who don't know a crunchy mom is kind of like a hipster mom. Mom groups can get pretty cult like.

I joined the group because of shared ideas. Bedsharing, extended breastfeeding, cloth diapering stuff like that. Well I gave up on cloth diapering and those moms went nuts. They staged an intervention with me and pretty much wouldn't let me leave until I put my kid in a cloth. And that's only some of the things.

9. nepworks1 has an important cautionary tale for us.

Was an edgy teenager. Got bullied a lot. Didn't have someone to give me any wisdom. Turned to people who sympathized with me and looked out for me.

Look, it called itself the "Church Of Creativity." That hardly sounds like a hate group's name. They constantly said that they were a peaceful religion and not a hate group. It was based on science, and evolution, not hate, right? It was mostly just talking about movies or hunting or school with other, kind white people.

Except you were recommended to refuse to associate with "muds." If the cashier at a store was black, you'd go to a different register. If the person serving you was Mexican, you'd eat somewhere else. It was constantly hammered in that the church didn't hate them, it pitied them. They didn't choose to be inferior, right? It's just nature. Sure, the founder of the organization built a compound where he trained young boys to survive after the apocalypse. But that's just about being a man, right? Totally not preperation for racial holy war.

Thankfully, I broke away from those people when I was about 16. And then my only real friend in Basic Training was a black Buddhist. It kinda made me reconsider my views of people. I am not ashamed of my involvement in that organization. They used predatory tactics to bring in young men and slowly turn them toward hate. I walked away before I did something stupid. Being ashamed of it won't mean it didn't happen, so I might as well own up to it and make sure other people are aware that organizations like this exist.

It wasn't until a few years ago that I actually realized how cultish their practices were. Parents, if your kids start talking about Ben Klassen, take away their computer.

10. TyrionBananaster gets the gold for this The Office reference.

I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Conspiracy theories tend to have a bad reputation. Between flat-Earthers and anti-vaxxers, there's a lot of scary information out there that causes people to passionately believe in ideas that are to be frank, batsh*t crazy. Remember that time some people thought JonBenét Ramsey was Katy Perry? Or all those nightmare humans who come out of the woodwork in the wake of every national tragedy to accuse victims of being "crisis actors?"

While there are definitely some completely fabricated "alt-facts" floating around the internet, there are also some interesting secrets about our world that happen to be (gasp!) true. When a recent Reddit user asked, "What is a true fact that sounds like a conspiracy theory?​​​​​​" the internet was ready to share their party tricks of intriguing facts. Keep in mind, this information is from strangers on Reddit, so keep your skeptic hat on and your fact-checking search engine open. Trust no one, it's wild world out there...

1. I hope this is real, "Tylendal."

The reason only the orange variety of carrots is widely available is because the Dutch like the colour orange. They leveraged their powerful trade networks to make it so.

2. Yikes, "Thy_Gooch."

Johnson & Johnson knew there was Asbestos in baby powder for 40 years.

3. This is wild, "MagDorito."

The dolphin LSD experiment. NASA put a woman in a room that was flooded up to her hips, & let a dolphin loose in there to live with her in order to attempt to teach the dolphin to speak English & LSD was later used on the dolphin to see if it had some kind of reaction & if it affected its speech lessons.

4. Drugs are fun? "badamache."

The CIA ran experiments with LSD at McGill University in Montreal.

5. What? "EquanimousThanos."

The US conducted a fake vaccination drive to find Osama Bin Laden.

6. Damn, "apnagy."

The egg industry as a whole embarked on a two year war on a single vegan mayo brand

7. Tragic, "SackyHack."

GM bought the electric railcar system then destroyed the tracks

8. Damn, "jish92."

The CIA has a real deal Heart Attack Gun. It was exposed to the public in the 70’s

9. Gotta love Dole, "corvus-sick."

The Hawaiian royalty was toppled by a fruit company (Dole).

10. WTF, "Moxman73."

The Monster Study was a stuttering experiment performed on 22 orphan children in Davenport, Iowa in 1939. It was conducted by Wendell Johnson at the University of Iowa. Graduate student Mary Tudor conducted the experiment under Johnson's supervision. Half of the children received positive speech therapy, praising the fluency of their speech, and the other half, negative speech therapy, belittling the children for speech imperfections. Many of the normal speaking orphan children who received negative therapy in the experiment suffered negative psychological effects, and some retained speech problems for the rest of their lives.

11. Dolphins are our allies, "that-penguinlife-."

Both the U.S. and Russia use dolphins and whales to spy on countries.

12. Um, what? "nukasu."

its entirely possible to receive your tax forms pre-filled by the US government - they already have all your information, and this is the way its done in other western nations.

unfortunately, the owners of TurboTax have paid off enough congressmen to keep it from happening. in fact, they're not content with just stopping it; they want to make sure it's impossible forever, and they're about to succeed.

happy tax day.

13. What even, "Tired_Slytherin."

The Ancient Egyptians had a pregnancy test, that actually worked.

14. This is real, "femroot."

Bohemian grove. Some of the world's most rich and powerful men meet up for a retreat in California.

15. Woah, "humdinger44."

During prohibition the US government added poisons to industrial alcohols because they were being chemically modified for consumption. This resulted in many deaths that the government justified by saying the dead had been breaking the law.

16. Let's move there, "GBALogan."

There is a little bit of oxygen on the moon

17. Thanks for the nightmares, "mostlysingle."

Bedbugs can lie dormant for up to 24 months without food. They're out to get us all man. That and crows have facial recognition. They remember you. Sounds totally out there - but it's true.

18. WTF, "Thiccpaps420."

Neil Armstrong had to fill out an immigration form when he arrived back to the US from the moon.

19. Solid point, "tayferg."

Starfish’s mouths are located on the center of their bodies, and in most mermaid movies they use starfish to cover their boobies. Pretty weird man. What’s goin on there ya know..

Sometimes we're just in the absolute wrong place at the wrong time.

Whether it's that time you saw your parents getting it on in costumes in the back of the family minivan or that time you saw your very conservative boss' nude photos, we've all seen some things we wish we could burn out of our memories "Eternal Sunshine" style.

So, when a recent Reddit user asked, "What was something you saw you were definitely not supposed to see?" the internet was fully prepared to deliver. Read at your own risk, everyone. Some of these are bound to haunt your dreams.

1. Oh my god, "higgs8."

Years ago a colleague had an old smartphone that he brought in to give to another coworker as theirs broke. The phone was sitting on the new owners desk but she hadn't yet tried it out, as it was still charging after months of not being used. We were talking about how cool it was with the coworker (smartphones were not widespread yet), and I picked it up to see how it felt in my hand. I pressed a button and the first thing that I saw was a Google search for "lump on anus". I quickly put the phone back down.

This must have been the last thing he searched for when he last used it a long time ago, and forgot about it...

2. A SUITCASE? "ctd994."

I found a suitcase full of dildos under my moms bed when I was 8.

3. What in the world, "fap_nap_fap."

Back when I was a teenager, we hosted a New Zealander at our house for a couple weeks. Guy gets to our place after the flight, and about 10 minutes later I’m walking around my house to see where he’s at. The door to his room is partially open, and the dude is laying face down on the bed and HUMPING THE EVERLOVING FUCK out of a pillow. I backed away slowly like Homer when he saw Apu cheating on his wife.

I felt bad for the pillow.

4. Damn, "alyx1258."

When I was 11 i walked into my mum's bedroom and saw my mum and her husband doing a 69.

We never spoke about it.

Years later when I was 24 she walked into my bedroom and saw my bf naked with a boner.

We never spoke about that either.

5. This is poetry, "TheLaudMoac."

Borrowed my Dad's camera, found out he was gay.

6. Yikes, "PlasticEnthusiasm."

Happened when I was 7. I found the Tom and Jerry DVD I had lost, in the back of a drawer. In celebration, I decided to watch it again. By the time my mother walked into the living room and saw me watching a threesome, I was already scarred for life. She took away the entire DVD collection.

7. Oh, no "___Z___."

my camp counselor’s penis

lock the bathroom door buddy

8. This is adorable, "AwkwardBreak."

A bit boring, but I found an engagement ring in a closet six months before my boyfriend popped the question. In those six months I kept going back to the closet to put the ring on my finger and admire it.

9. Woah, "Nozzles1234."

The code to open all the doors in my primary school at the time. A lot of power to open any locked door for an 8 year old.

10. Dear lord, "ProSwegSnipar."

I saw my mom giving my dad a blowjob but it was on a video on his phone

11. Moms need nudes too, "ClutchKickAutos55."

My mom gave me an old laptop of hers when I was about 13 and I was scrolling through random pics she had left on it of my little brothers football games and then boom, nudes of my mother.

12. OH NO, "Lzrdiz."

I came home from working my second job to my now ex wife having sex with some guy in our house.

13. Aw, man "sugaryheaven."

A woman using a sink as a bidet.

14. This is definitely scarring, "MorontheMoron."

As a kid I saw the scene from Poltergeist where the clown pulls the kid under the bed. My entire bedroom was filled with clown pictures and toys.

I was upset.

15. This is a real bummer, "CMDRTheDarkLord."

Hard drive failed on my dad's computer.

The data recovery software did a pretty good job really, but I could have done without it recovering nude & lingerie shots of the various women he's been banging behind my mother's back over the years.

16. Absolutely not, "Jakesmith18."

My brother and his step mom(my biological mom) fucking

17. You're lucky, "alittlewish."

My brother accidentally once sent me a dick pic that was, I assume, supposed to go to one of his girlfriends.

We've never spoken about it, and I'm fortunate enough to have aphantasia so I can't form mental images. The 0.3 seconds it took for me to delete it off my phone also deleted it from my brain.

There are so many legitimate things to be mad about these days. The internet thrives on anger—it is the engine that keeps cyberspace chugging

This crime against food made its round on Reddit and Twitter this week, and everyone has strong feelings about it.

It is the edible equivalent of the sound of nails on a chalkboard. The lasagna version of a soggy band-aid. The pasta interpretation of Ted Cruz's face.

There are over 5,500 comments, all of them questioning this dish's so-called lasagna classification.

Just because it is served in the same vessel as a lasagna does NOT make it a lasagna.

This is an insult to all the genuine, hardworking lasagnas that use meat and cheese alternatives. "Lasagna" used to mean something in this country.

Stouffer's, the lasagna experts, has given their ruling: this is not, in fact, lasagna.

The dictionary has determined what this pile of vegetables is: it is a SALAD.

Needless to say, everyone was making that same joke.

I'm going to need some melted cheese right frickin' now.

Adele, queen of power ballads and impressively sad karaoke jams, recently got divorced.

Out of all the celebrities we thought were destined for a happily ever after, surely the angel of love songs deserves a long marriage. Unfortunately, though, even people with hauntingly smooth, husky belts are also just human. The divorce is reportedly costing her and her husband, Simon Konecki, $180 million which is...a pretty luxurious divorce. Do they get a yacht and a limited supply of diamond encrusted champagne with their broken marriage or do those amenities cost extra?

A source said the cause of the split was her massive fame and work schedule, "they had a lot in common early on, but eventually they just grew apart. She became a bigger and bigger star, and he was okay [with] being in the background, but as she got bigger and had massive tours and intense schedules, they just grew apart.” I know they were together for eight years, but did anyone think Adele wouldn't be a mega star? The person marrying her surely should've been prepared for that, no?

While Adele hasn't spoken publicly about it yet, she did give us all a gift on Instagram with a meme of HERSELF.

Damn, Adele. You absolutely nailed it. We all should have access to unlimited archives of memes of ourselves so we can use them during moments of distress. While there's no way for sure of knowing whether this is about her divorce, it's probably safe to assume. Either that, or Adele was really moved by the latest "Game of Thrones" episode. Regardless, great job Adele.

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas are MARRIED!! To each other!!

The Lady of Winterfell cemented her alliance with the Lord of Camp Rock in a Las Vegas ceremony following the Billboard Music Awards. These hunk-a-hunks of burning love were joined in holy matrimony by an Elvis impersonator, undoubtedly making this the chillest celebrity wedding of all time.

It really hurt my feelings that I wasn't invited (doesn't Sophie know that we're best friends???), the whole thing was captured on Instagram, courtesy of Diplo.

Country duo Dan + Shay played an acoustic version of their song "Speechless" as Sophie walked down the aisle.

Watch it unfold in Diplo's story. He appears to be the official wedding photographer.

Diplo went live for the actual ceremony, and it's really quite beautiful.

At one point, Diplo even had Joe as a dog.

We also got a brief look at Sophie's gorgeous dress.

The rings were RING POPS!

Mazel tov to another happy couple of Jonai!!!