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Just 23 Of The Best Memes This Week.

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If you don't find these memes to be hilarious, you better call the doctor and get your funny bone checked out. These memes, like you, are simply the best.

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18 people share their unpopular 'Game of Thrones' opinions.

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With HBO's flagship show 'Game of Thrones' coming to a close, fans are clamoring to predict who will end up occupying the Iron Throne. Will it be a Stark? A Lannister? A dragon? Someone's bare breasts? I'm honestly asking because I've never seen it.

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As part of its sendoff, I've rounded up some of the least popular'GOT' opinions courtesy of the Reddit community. What's mine? That people should stop talking about this f*cking show already. Enjoy!

1. AnnieIWillKnow

I like Dany, and I don't think Sansa has any intention of nor will she betray Jon.

2. HangPotato

I don't think Emilia Clarke is a terrible actress

3. Jacke9898

I really REALLY dislike the popular theory from the book and show. It just feels too damn convenient and stupid to be honest.

4. Vincestrodinary22

Not that I didn't enjoy it, but the first couple seasons had too much sexposition.

5. Blackfire853

D&D are not Satan

6. ktonrebel

Robin Arryn is the king of the east

7. Happiest_Fun_Ball

The Night King and White Walkers aren't evil. I'm not saying they're benevolent, but I also don't think they're malevolent.

GoT, at least the show, does grey very well. Other than the House of Black and White not much in GoT has been straight up black (bad) and white (good).

People, and circumstances, are dynamic in GoT. I think there's more to the WW, and what they want.

8. LegendaryDeathclaw12

Although I think Bran has importance, I think he's way overrated.

I've never really cared much for Arya's storyline.

Idk if this one is unpopular or not, but I really hope Jon continues to identify more as a Stark even after he learns his parentage.

I also don't really care much for Euron. I think he's an uneccesary complication to the storyline.

Sansa 100% supports Jon and won't betray or undermine him.

9. venice_king

I enjoy Littlefinger's character and wouldn't mind him sitting on the Iron Throne by the end of the series.

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10. GoodNewsBarrett

I liked Renly more than Stannis and i wanted him to be King

11. CaptainDillDough

I don't want Dany or Jon to sit on the Iron Throne

12. Dyloneus

Olli wasn't that bad- and even then he's just a kid who wanted justice for his parents death.

13. i-am-sancho

I couldn't stand Ygritte. She came off like a clingy girl with too big of a crush on Jon. She knew what he was, and she still fell for him. She just kind of forced a relationship on to him, and with him essentially being her prisoner, he just went along with it. I do think he legit had feelings for her. She was crazy as fuck though.

14. premiumfeel

I love Dany (I didn't like her that much in season 5 admittedly) and I don't think Emilia is that bad of an actress. I don't think she's amazing or anything but I think she holds her own pretty well. Same with Sophie Turner. I think she's a great actress but people seem to like comparing her to a block of wood. I've always thought she's done a great job.

I also really love Sansa and I don't think she'll betray Jon. I know she has Littlefinger in her ear, but she's become much more of a Northerner and a Stark as the series has progressed, and it has been emphasized that Northerners are loyal to their own. I don't think she'll turn on Jon.

15. Iamtctru

Varys just wants to bang dirty whoores and this whole eunuch thing is just a cover up.

16. genkaus

From my experiences in this sub, it'd have to be that Sansa made the right choice and should've become QitN.

17. Sleepsfuriously

I enjoyed watching Cersei's revenge. She may be despicable, but I respect the hell out of her.

18. chick-killing_shakes

Littlefinger is the most interesting character, and it would be such a treat to see him end up on the Iron Throne.

I just want good things for the man.

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Teacher's list of 'Generation Z' slang goes viral, delights Internet.

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Youth slang is a fascinating look into contemporary culture. People's speech provides insight into how society operates, and young people are often on the cutting edge of verbal expression.

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Needless to say, Sociology teacher James Callahan of Lowell, Mass., understands this phenomenon well. He's been compiling a list of 'Generation Z' terminology based on his students' slang usage, which is organized in alphabetical order. After a student shared snippets of this 'dictionary' on Twitter, the post went massively viral.

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People were tickled by his diligent documentation of words and how he defined them.

So he shared his list with the whole Internet. How lucky are we? And how lucky are his students, who get to learn from someone who's genuinely curious?

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James is setting a great example. Instead of condescending to his students, he's invested in learning more about them and their brand of youth culture. In return, they seem to appreciate and respect him, which makes for an environment conducive to intellectual growth. Kudos, James - your teaching high key slaps!

Joe Biden said he has 'no empathy for' millennials and set himself up for a dragging.

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Joe Biden's previous two campaigns for president didn't work out, but he's currently polling ahead of every aspiring nominee - and Bernie Sanders is trailing him by thirty points. Whether or not he's your first choice, he's undoubtedly the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination. But Cup o' Joe has a habit of misspeaking and now one of his foot-in-mouth-moments is circulating widely on Twitter. It comes from a January 2018 stop on his book tour, where he spoke with Patt Morrison of the LA Times.

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Oh, Joseph. So many millennials are already suspicious of your centrist ways - not to mention your hair-sniffing and mistreatment of Anita Hill. Not a smart move, dude. Biden's comments are getting him dragged to hell online.

Someone whipped out this classic 'Simpsons' image:

Sarah Silverman wants to see the clip in context:

But mostly, people were pissed and eager to drag someone out of touch with sociopolitical reality.

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27 Memes Jesus Isn't Going To Be Happy You Laughed At.

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These raunchy memes are extremely not safe for work. Lucky for us all, it's Sunday. Prepare your safe word and get ready for some sexy-time meme action.

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Meghan Markle gave birth to the royal baby and Prince Harry had the cutest reaction.

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The time has come folks, the circle of life has officially proliferated once more, and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, have just welcomed their firstborn baby boy into the world.

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On Monday morning, they posted an announcement on Instagram sharing the birth news of their healthy son. At the time of writing this, they have yet to share pictures or reveal a name.

While the naming details remain underwraps, an adorable interview with Prince Harry has already made the rounds, in which he makes it abundantly clear he's overjoyed to be a father.

Prince Harry's unabashed love and excitement for his new son, and the way he recognizes how much work it is for Meghan Markle (and any woman) to give birth hit people straight in the feelings.

When it comes to gushing, Prince Harry is hardly alone, the internet has been practically bursting with responses to the birth of the royal baby. Some people are overjoyed at the prospect of another tiny royal, while others feel exhausted by the celebrity culture surrounding the royal family, still, others can't get Game of Thrones out of their head.

Given the amount of excitement over the Instagram announcement it seems safe to assume the internet will explode even more when they post their son's name, and naturally, his very first photo will be meme material for many.

The Starbucks cup in last night's 'Game of Thrones' is everyone's favorite new character.

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Before you throw a fit on Twitter because you're behind the rest of the world, here's an obligatory, "Spoilers Ahead" alert.

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Episode 4 of the final season of "Game of Thrones" was a real journey. Dany lost one of her beloved dragons to the depths of the sea, Cersei continued to be an evil, murdering witch from hell and we didn't even get to see Jon tell his sisters his true identity. Then, there was Jon's totally bullsh*t goodbye to his direwolf, Ghost, which was honestly the saddest thing the series has ever done. Seriously, Jon? You can't give this very good boy a hug? Who are you?

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While this episode included partying, drinking games, and fireside sexiness under bear fur blankets, the happiest moment was when fans spotted a Starbucks cup casually hanging out on set. Um, HBO, is there a Starbucks in Winterfell? Did that barista make an attempt to spelled "Daenerys?" Is the Starbucks cup just desperate for its big break?

I know it must be exhausting acting on the most successful show on TV right now, but you couldn't wait until lunch for your Starbucks run? The cup looks especially out of place considering this is a party scene and they're all drinking wine out of metal mugs and bull horns and Dany is over there casually sipping a no foam pumpkin spice from a recyclable cardboard cup.

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Of course, the jokes quickly started rolling in. And they're pretty amazing.

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35 memes that will only be funny if you watched this week's 'Game of Thrones.'

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After squinting to see the carnage in the long-awaited Long Night,Game of Thrones came down to earth after the zombie warfare to give us some good, old-fashioned secret-spreading and a beheading.

Jaime hit it-and-quit it with Ser Brienne (first of all, HOW DARE HE). Arya rejected Lord Gendry's proposal, because she's married to the game. Euron and his Pirates of the Narrow Sea shot down Rhaegal and the entire Targaryen fleet. Sansa played the game and told Tyrion who Jon REALLY is. Dany is going mad, and Missandei totally lost her head.

Here are the funniest reactions to that whiplash-inducing episode.

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Woman's viral tweet sums up the nightmare of being a woman and inspires a new meme.

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Being a woman right now is a real trip. Between wondering if we'll ever live to see a day when half of the human population is represented with just one woman president of the United States and being bombarded with sponsored content on Instagram to give us a new insecurity about the angle of our right eyebrows, it's a struggle.

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Luckily, we have memes to get us through. Lane Moore, an amazingly talented writer, musician, and comedian hit the dagger of truth in the Night King of the patriarchy recently with a tweet that beautifully sums up the female experience in 2019. Here's Lane, being fabulous:

She's the creator of the very funny show "Tinder Live" and she can also sing:

When she tweeted this, it was an instant hit:

Soon enough, others hopped on the trend:

Eventually, there were trolls. Lane responded to them with this:

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5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. The person who left the Starbucks cup on the table in last night's Game of Thrones, because they're getting roasted.

The roast is dark and full of terrors.

The fantasy world of Westeros has dragons, wargs, and neon green weapon of mass destruction. The universe of the show continues to surprise us as it nears its conclusion, but one thing we know: there's no way in the Seven Hells that Winterfell has a Starbucks.

Tormund Giantsbane gets his giant's milk macchiatos somewhere, but there's no way that there are coffee chains in the Seven Kingdoms.

If you're wondering if this is a joke: it isn't. The cup in question can be seen at the 17:40 while the Wildlings praise Jon and Dany may or may not begin to plot his murder.

Hauke Richter, an art director on Game of Thrones, told Variety that the internet is blowing the anachronism out of proportion.

"Things can get forgotten on set," he said, and the coffee cup error is only going viral because "it has not happened on 'Thrones' so far."

It's bonkers that a show as highly scrutinized and examined for Easter eggs like Thrones wouldn't have spotted the non-goblet drinking vessel. Even more perplexingly, showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss were IN THE SCENE but didn't spot it.

Maybe if the show had an actual lighting crew, they would have been able to spot it.


4. Prince Andrew, because he just got bumped again in the line of succession.

More like Prince "and who?"

Speaking of thrones: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had a baby boy! This is thrilling news for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and British people who want something to talk about other than Brexit. It's also fun for Prince William, because royal watchers now have something to talk about other than his alleged infidelity scandal.

The Duke of Sussex was giddy and smiley as he told the world "It’s been the most amazing experience I could ever imagine," and paid tribute to the awesomeness of women, saying, "how any woman does what they do is beyond comprehension."

He then turned around and thanked THE HORSES, who provided an adorable country backdrop on the grounds of Windsor Castle.

The baby is seventh in the line of succession for the British throne, bumping Queen Elizabeth II's Prince Andrew down to eighth.

Prince Andrew is most famous for marrying and divorcing Fergie, the Duchess of York, and for being the father of Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie from that other Royal Wedding.

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Now that Harry and Meghan have had their baby, we can begin the countdown to the REAL royal event of the year: A Christmas Prince 3.


3. Michael Cohen, because he's officially in prison.

The fixer is in.

The former Lefou to President Trump's Gaston reported to federal prison in Otisville, New York today. He was convicted of tax crimes and campaign finance violations that helped elect Trump, a sentence given to the entire world.

The Human Frowny-Face Emoji hosted a press conference in front of his Manhattan apartment as his last stop before jail. He said some words about how xenophobia is bad in his latest plea to be rebranded as a #Resistance hero.

Cohen's new home is like the celebrity center of prisons, as he joins Jersey Shore's "The Situation" and the Fyre Festival's Billy McFarland in lockup.


2. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's boyfriend, Riley Roberts, because people spent the weekend debating his cuteness.

Today is a mixed bag for tall ginger men with beards.

While Prince Harry is celebrating the birth of his first child, Tormund Giantsbane is mourning the fact that Brienne of Tarth chose to be with Jaime Lannister (big mistake. Huge.).

Meanwhile, in America, a recent documentary featured Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's historic run for Congress, and a shot of her partner had many viewers in shock.

Writer Marie Le Conte tweeted-and-deleted that Riley Roberts looked like a "bin raccoon" to whom AOC is "shackled," and it quickly became a meme.

Roberts doesn't deserve to become a meme when ther are so many actual bin raccoons to make fun of.

Just because you're jealous of a guy doesn't mean he's a garbage fiend.


1. The Colorado guy who tried to rob the same Dairy Queen twice in one night.

Colorado man accused of robbing the same Dairy Queen twice in two hours
If at first you don't succeed, wait an hour and then try to steal a car again.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because a guy is trying to rob the ice cream store! Twice!

KRDO reports that a robber approached a Dairy Queen, "The robber left the business with cash and tried to carjack a woman in the drive-thru, but he ended up running away on foot."

After the getaway, he returned to the scene of the crime to try and score a car. This time, he attempted to steal an employee's vehicle, and once he ran away, the cops tracked him down with a perimeter and night vision goggles.

Levi John Roberts, 37, of Pueblo, Colorado has been charged with robbery, attempted robbery and felony menacing.

He would have gotten away with it too if he didn't get cocky.

Dad’s hilarious viral Instagram shows the struggles of being the only man in a house of four daughters.

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No amount of babysitting can prepare you for the actual reality of parenting, especially if you have a full on crew of children to handle.

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After he made the leap from bachelorhood to becoming a married father of four daughters, the professional dad Simon Hooper quickly carved out a living as an author and popular Instagram presence.

As you might expect, his Instagram account Father of Daughters is dedicated to humorously documenting the endless chaos of parenting, and the specific struggles of being the only man in a house of little girls.

His posts run the gamut from satirical parenting tips (dosed with some genuine tidbits), so sweet and honest photos of what it's really like to raise small humans.

As any responsible influencer does, Hooper regularly shares crucial life hacks with his followers (many of whom are also parents). For example, hiding on the toilet is a crucial skill for anyone looking to find a moment of sanity away from their children.

If the bathroom is occupied, lofts and attics also serve as great spaces to play dead while your children duke it out downstairs.

There are, of course, some genuinely adorable photos sprinkled between all the jokes, but not a nauseating amount by any means.

Of course, for every sweet, well-lit expression of love, there are multiple photos of unchecked chaos, many times with Hooper bearing the facial expression of a kidnapping victim.

As his four daughters keep growing up and making new messes, Hooper will continue to have more and more content for his Instagram presence. This is a net win, given how much joy he brings to other parents and strangers on the internet.

27 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Are A Nurse.

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"How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema."

-Warren Beatty

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Nurses are straight up superstars. You all deserve a laugh for everything you put up with on a daily basis. These nursing memes are sure to crack you up. After all, laughter is the best medicine.

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Maid-of-honor asks if she can bail on best friend's wedding a week in advance. Internet says yes.

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If everything goes smoothly, being a maid-of-honor for a best friend can be an incredibly sweet memory you treasure for years to come.

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However, if you're going through a break-up, or the politics of your friend group are questionable, donning a bridesmaid dress and smiling in front of a crowd of acquaintances can be a verified nightmare.

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Unfortunately for all (wedding) parties involved, a recent post on the Am I The Asshole subreddit fell into the latter category, meaning, the maid-of-honor to be was not feeling all of the emotional politics surrounding the wedding. More specifically, the maid-of-honor to be was not feeling ready to walk down the aisle with the best man, who just so happens to be her cheating ex-fiance.

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In her post, the maid-of-honor polled the internet on whether it'd be an asshole move for her to sit out the wedding, given her recent breakup and the presence of her ex.

"AITA if I back out of being maid of honor at my best friends wedding next weekend? Best man is my ex fiancé who cheated on me and I can't be around him let alone walk arm in arm with him."

"Jump into the worst week of my life. I was with my ex fiancé for 6 years. Loved him with every fiber of my being, wedding planned for August. Refused a job offer so could move with him for his next Air Force assignment. Monday a call girl from a website called massage republic texts him in the middle of the night saying she's reaching out to old clients because she's back in the game (his phone was at my house while he was flying) I text back she must have wrong number. She says she doesn't. In a moment of brains I pretend to be him instead of the jealous girlfriend and call girl gives me all the details. I'm such a fool this had been happening under my nose for years."

She opened up about how she turned down a job offer in order to move with him after the wedding, and they were slated to get married this summer. That is, until she found out about his sex addiction and secret life of cheating.

"I confront him, he claims to be a sex addict and promises to change. I consider it for half a second and say no. Cue uncontrollable crying, self doubt, a battery of STD tests, awkward encounters with him, fight over the ring, his mom (who I loved) calling me non stop and begging me to reconsider and on and on."

As if this firestorm could get worse, the maid-of-honor's best friend's fiance is close friends with her ex, and already had him slated as best man at the wedding. Since all of this is coming out so close to the wedding, it puts everyone in an awkward position.

"And on top of all this my best friend is marrying his best friend may 11th. Groom doesn't want to rock the boat at this late date and selecting a new best man. Bride says she has way too much in her plate and is begging me to just go through with it and she'll "make it up to me."

While she completely understands it's late notice to kick him out of the wedding, the maid-of-honor fears she won't be able to handle the emotional repercussions of seeing him so soon, particularly in a wedding setting.

"I've never hated a human being as much as I hate him. I can't be in the same room with him let alone walk arm in arm with him. I understand the whole wedding doesn't need to fall apart because I'm upset. so I just want to not go and spend the day downing the left over percocets from my wisdom teeth operation, fucking as many tinder dudes who can stand to be around me after not showering and burning all his shit.

Would I be the asshole if I back out of the wedding?"

People were quick to chime in with their opinions, with most of them thinking she was completely validated in feeling weird about the wedding.

MrsTickleMeElmo advised her to skip out for her sanity.

"PLEASE don’t go. NTA!!! I would bet my last pair of clean panties that the groom is trying to help foster a “talk to her at the wedding” type of thing. I am planning a wedding and hell yeah, I am stressed to the max, but I wouldn’t ask my best friend to just suck it up."

"You can’t make up for that kind of torture. I know it’s their day, it’s supposed to be everyone doing all they can for the bride and groom, but this crosses the fucking line. Honestly, what kind of friend is she being to even ask such a thing, stressed or not."

"I am deeply sorry for all that you are dealing with. I hope you get all of the fucking you need OP and you then take some time to heal. Sending you internet hugs from California 💕"

AmIThatCrazyToThink agreed that staying out of the wedding might be the healthiest course of action.

"DONT GO ITS GONNA TURN INTO A DRAMATIC OPERA!!!

Save yourself, your self respect and your dignity!! If your bff has a problem with you skipping, she’s not really your friend... This is ABSOLUTE grounds for distance!!! You most likely won’t make it through. He will use this to his advantage (counting on you saving the drama NOT for the wedding) and others will get on the band wagon. Suddenly his cheating is a disease, poor him, take pity... They don’t care about you either if they dare utter these words btw."

Sunnydcutiegirl agreed that sitting out the wedding might be wise, but also pointed out that it's not the bride's fault this happened, and there's nothing wrong with her wanting the wedding as planned.

"NTA. Bride isn’t the asshole either. This is all so last minute that I think that backing out would be better for your mental health. Calmly explain to your friend that your sanity is more important at this time and that you will gladly celebrate with her and her new husband at another time. If she can’t see that you are hurt over this and doing what is best for you, then she really isn’t a friend you need to deal with.

And your ex absolutely sucks. I’m sorry that you have to deal with this."

armyofjohn suggested attending the wedding but walking down the aisle with a different groomsman.

"If it makes it bearable just walk the aisle with a different groomsman. Minor change that solves your problem."

bubblebutt3333 also pointed out how much her unhappiness would shine through the photos.

"There’s no way OP could fake being happy with that asshole, it would show in any photos and videos of the ceremony."

After receiving a lot of feedback and support, the maid-of-honor to be posted a few follow ups defending her friend, and stating that she plans to fully brace herself and go through with being a bridesmaid.

"Edit 2: ok guys I don't know what the verdict is but whether or not you voted yta or NTA and said I should go anyways to support my friend (we were friends before we were born, our moms were college roommates) your argument were the most convincing. I'm going to suck it up, participate, have fun, make my lock screen image the text from "Panama" where she said "remember, you liked tonguing my asshole?" so when I get sad I have an instant reminder of who he really is. And then when it's all over I'm going to scream myself hoarse and beat the ever living fuck out of my pillows. If I can update a week from now I will. I still have a lot of reading to do so thank you all for commenting."

"Edit 3 (that wont be seen): guys I've had the worst week of my life and been crying almost non stop since 3AM last Monday (or Tuesday, or whatever). I have to clear up people calling my best friend the asshole. That just isn't the case, at all. I love her as much as I love any person on the planet and she has my back. But this wedding is now a week away. It's not a simple thing of kicked me out or asking ex-fiancé not to come. Everyone is furious with him but only she, me and he know the details of call girls."

"My ex's parents, grandparents and everyone else are going to be at the wedding. He's as close with the groom as I am with her. If they make big changes now then the day becomes about what HE did, not about the wedding. It's not my place to demand the groom change his best man... a week out no less...plus like I said he knows my ex cheated, he doesn't know my ex was sleeping with prostitutes. If I bring that up then this whole week becomes about THAT. My best friend and her groom being assholes isn't even an option on the table. They didn't do anything wrong and just reacting with the best information they have."

"My friend has offered me the chance to allow me and ex-fiancé to walk in with other people or even separately, but I'm not going to do that. First of all because I think it will look weird. And secondly I foresee getting a sick since of satisfaction of touching him ONE LAST TIME--FOREVER and have him know that that spark he feels...could have been forever come August but he fucked it up."

20 moms share the things their kids would rather not know. Mommy was a stripper.

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Moms don't get nearly enough credit. Just one day a year to celebrate everything they do for for their families isn't nearly enough. There's truly no amount of flowers and chocolate that could make up for everything most moms endure daily.

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Sometimes it's easy to forget that before moms were moms, they had a whole life. And, if your mom is fun now, she probably was even more fun before you came along and sucked out every last ounce of her youthful glow and energy. While there are usually a few stories of our moms' fun and flirty, carefree single days she dares to share with us, there's bound to be a lot more she'd never share. Nobody really wants to know their mom was probably cooler than they are. Spoiler alert: she was probably cooler than you are.

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When a recent Reddit user asked, "Moms of Reddit: What is a wild secret of your past that your kids rather not know about?" moms were definitely ready to confess their juiciest not-safe-for-kids secrets.

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1. Wow this is pretty illegal , "missingprofessor."

My mum told me once, while she was tipsy, that my dad was actually her high school teacher and they began a sexual relationship when she was his student at the age of 16. She said they would often have sex with her in school uniform. They managed to keep everything under wraps for years, and they got married when she graduated from college and gave birth to me a few years later.

2. Babies for sale, "72Challupas."

Not sure how wild this is, but right before i was born (like 2 or 3 days before hand) my dads older cousin had a daughter born severely unhealthy. She wasn't still born but she wasnt going to make it past a few days. So anyway after I was born my dads aunt came into the delivery room and said to my mom "you two are young you'll have plenty of time to have another child but my daughter can't. Let me buy this baby off of you." I only found out about this when I was ~15 because my sister told me. Apparently my parents never planned on telling me this.

3. Classic, "momo-official."

I’m still getting details of this story as I get older, but my mom was apparently a party animal in college who could drink everyone under the table. It got so bad she had a semester where she (apparently) was in danger of flunking out. She was popular with guys, too, and was engaged when she met my dad on a Caribbean vacation she took without telling anyone.

When I was growing up, my mom phrased herself as a 4.0 high-achieving student who never fucked up once in her life.

4. Good to know, "kaennar."

Growing up my mother was a titan. She graduated top of her class in her PharmD and chaired several major drug regulation boards. She was always very serious about school and we were told that Bs were absolutely unacceptable because she was a straight A student all through college.

We took that to heart up until I was cleaning out the attic a few years ago when I discovered some old grade reports from college. Guess who got a C in sociology and another one in Linear Algebra? Tough take mom. Tough take.

5. This is fantastic, "Ranku_Abadeer."

When my wife let it slip around her mom that she was having a lot of lesbian urges, her mom just waved it off and said "Been there, done that, didn't like it."

6. Get it, mom "southerfriedfossils."

Back in the 90s I flew to Canada and spent the weekend with a guy I'd been talking to in a chatroom.

7. Is this a joke, "matwyomp."

Back in the 90's I was in a very famous T.V show

8. Amazing, "Toke_a_sarus_Rex."

I grew weed legally, when I did it my straight lace father went on a long speech about growing techniques and tips , about two thirds through he kinda stopped and stared at me and my brother and adds the addendum,

“So I’ve heard...”

ETA through it all my mom was shooting daggers at him.

9. Ha, "bootycuddles."

I was a flasher when I was a preteen living in Italy. Went through a phase I guess.

I would also prefer they didn’t know about all the raunchy shit their future step daddy and I do behind closed doors.

10. Damn, "bangcamaroxx."

I was a drug dealer. Weed and pills. Worked 2 legit jobs along with the game just to afford my one bedroom apartment.

11. Wow alright, "saambee25."

My first born daughter I had at a very young age: I was 18, in grade 12, skipping every single day, partying all the time and "hanging out" with a drug dealer at the time.... that's her dad.

He and I are not together (I moved on and got married and he is currently engaged) and he stopped dealing shortly after we found out I was pregnant. We co-parent really well actually, and he is now quite the stand up father.

All our daughter knows is that her mom and dad didn't love each other so we separated, and now she's lucky to have TWO moms and TWO dads that love her very much. She's now 7. I'm wondering if itll ever come out later about how her dad and I met ahahahaha.

12. Oh man, "LobsterNixon."

When my girlfriend (wife now) and I were first together, she was gone all summer, came back to town and we got it on. However, it was also noon. And the windows were open. And she's a screamer. We stopped in the middle because she saw some light dancing around on the ceiling. Looked down and a cop was shining a light in. Luckily he let us off with a warning to close the windows, however, due to her height he did have to ask for her ID to verify that she was old enough (she was 22). My kids probably never need to know that.

EDIT: To answer all of the questions of "why would the cops show up?" It was a noise complaint. Our rental was super close to a bunch of apartments so the open windows and the close wall made for a perfect echo chamber.

13. Solid point, "azteca_swirl."

I used to be an escort. If being an escort doesn’t make me a member of the PTA, nothing will.

14. Good for you, "Sendsomechips."

I guess that I was a stripper for a while, and worked at a bank the same time. Don’t think I would share that, but if I heard them talk down about strippers I’d probably educate them on what it’s really like. I did what I had to do to put food on the table and give them a good life. My immediate family knows, except my step dad, and my children’s dad knows. We sometimes talk about it but not really.

15. Interesting, "mochopop."

My mom was a crazy Native child that started smoking at 10 (Smoke or choke as my grandma put it), sold single cigarettes in elementary school, once burned down a patch of forest because she was playing with fire with her friends, smoked her brothers weed and drank with her dad, and ran away from home at 19.

Now she scolds me and my sis for swearing in front of her 😂

16. A+, "carina8."

I met my son’s dad through a post he made on the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist. Our families think we met at a sports bar.

17. Coolest grandma ever, "t1mdawg."

One Thanksgiving, my Grandmother confessed to the family that her father had run a Speakeasy, and that she would tend bar/mind the shop while he was out on liquor runs. I think she was pretty ashamed, but I think everyone found it pretty cool and didn't understand why she kept it a secret so long.

18. That's right, mommy, "fart_fig_newton."

Mommy was a slut in college.

19. The suspense, "TravelMud."

Most of my life before I met her father. I sold drugs to pay my way through college and almost married the dude I sold for. That's not even the worst thing.

20. Damn girl, "Yes_pleasedaddy."

I was a sugar baby in college. Made a lot of money but blew it all on dumb stuff.

Also my best friend from college and my roommate had the same sugar daddy. My kids call her Aunt, they love her and she loves to babysit.

My roommate and I had a lot of sex with each other. It was enjoyable but it was mostly due to our daddy, he obviously found it hot. I was also submissive to both of them. Mommy did some nasty things.

25 Workplace Memes Everyone Should Laugh At By 5pm.

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-Edgar Bergenmemes

Stop working so damn hard and take a laugh break right now. These memes are just what you need to get through the soul-crushing part of life also known as the work day.

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Amy Schumer squeezed in a Met Gala bit on her way to give birth.

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Amy Schumer gave birth to a baby, and to an elaborate, hilarious Instagram.

Last night, on her way to the hospital, Schumer snuck onto the site of the red carpet of the annual Met Gala to rock her look. Nothing says the theme, "Camp," like crowning and contractions!

This is a masterclass in what comedians call "committing to the bit."

Most dedicated comedians would never miss an opportunity to make a joke, which is why they've abandoned stability and normalcy to pursue telling jokes professionally.

Non-comedians know this ethos as "doing it for the 'gram."

Schumer saw the opportunity for a gag and went for it, and the baby was patient enough not to pop out onto the steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

After the photoshoot, Schumer pushed out her beautiful new accessory, a baby she previously announced was a boy. Mazel tov!!!!!!

The "gender reveal party" was an Instagram in which Schumer called on her followers to boycott Wendy's for allegedly refusing to protect their farmworkers.

Now THAT'S a spicy nugget!!!!

Schumer attended the Met Gala without an emerging fetus back in 2016. It was probably more fun and glamorous than being in labor, but a baby is probably a cooler gift than the gift bag.

Congratulations to Amy Schumer on the great Instagram, and also her royal baby!

20 hilarious tweets about dating that will hit the spot better than your last hookup.

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Going on dates completely fits Albert Einstein's definition of insanity. You are, in essence, doing the same thing over and over and expecting entirely different results. However, while there is plenty of boring or disturbing repetition in the dating world, the results DO vary from time to time.

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Once in a blue moon, you go out on a date with someone who really breaks the mold, their handsome face looms across from you like a hopeful moon, and you find yourself entranced by a newfound faith in love, humanity, and all that is good in the world.

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But until that happens, playing the field can often feel like you're continuously pranking yourself. There is so much effort, emotional investment, and meal decisions involved, joking about the dating abyss is one of the only ways to survive it.

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So, in the spirit of employing humor as an emotional survival method (that is, after all, what this site is for), I have gathered 20 tweets about dating that just might hit the spot harder than your last hookup.

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45 of the wildest Met Gala outfits that made the internet lose its sh*t.

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When it came to serving dramatic looks, the attendees of the 2019 Met Gala did NOT disappoint. This year's theme was "Camp: Notes on Fashion," which means it's all about pushing outfits to the limits, meta fashion, being extra in the most fabulous way possible, and truly committed costuming. As with much of the gaudiest and most creative fashion to hit the runway, Camp owes an enormous debt to drag culture, black culture, and black drag culture - where it originated.

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All this is to say, the 2019 Met Gala was NOT an occasion for plain black suits, subtle evening gowns, or even a classic red carpet dress. If you're not getting creative, you might as well go home, but luckily, a lot of attendees fully committed to the theme.

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In order to give you a taste of the pure audaciousness of this year's Met Gala, I gathered 45 of the Met Gala looks that made the internet lose its damn mind. When you see these, you'll get it.

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27 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."

-Anthony Burgess

Start your day off with a big laugh and there is a 99% chance the rest of your day will be friggin' awesome.

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55 jokes about the Met Gala that'll make you feel better about not being invited.

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The 2019 Met Gala was Camp themed, which meant attendees were devoted to channeling some of the most colorful, creative, and out-of-the-box looks yet. Naturally, this meant there were plenty of opportunities for memes, roast jokes, and long sighing gasps of envy subverted back into humor.

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Since watching celebrities strut the red carpet wearing simultaneously silly and gorgeous pieces that cost more than many of our salaries can act as equal parts escapism and masochism, it's only natural we milk the night for endless memes.

While the meme machine is certainly still rolling in full effect, these are 55 of the most gut-splitting hot takes on the 2019 Met Gala.

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