Quantcast
Channel: someecards.com
Viewing all 38991 articles
Browse latest View live

Woman's viral tweet about her mom's new boyfriend inspires a thread about second love.

$
0
0

'Love is a battlefield' indeed. They say you have to kiss ~~at least~~ a few frogs to find your prince and it's inevitable that in seeking long-term romantic satisfaction, slip ups will happen. Whether it's a lack of compatibility, unfortunate circumstances, or straight up bad taste in the desired sex, your first shot at monogamous bliss might not succeed. And that's okay! Those experiences enrich our lives and strengthen our resolve to find love. That's what I tell myself when trying to rationalize my three-month stint with the bassist of a terrible noise rock band.

Remote file

One woman's viral tweet about a tacky mug wall encouraged people to share stories about second loves. Okay, first things first: Ana Stanowick's mom has a new boyfriend who's basically perfect. All the evidence you need is in the photograph:

People were impressed by the boyfriend's embrace of her hobby, which is collecting some of the funkiest mugs this side of the Mississippi. Unfortunately, not all male partners are so supportive. Some of those 'male partners' include our literal dads. Luckily, the stories shared had happy endings. Love is possible!

Remote file

The mug collection itself is iconic, tbh.

Bystanders were also curious about the stuffed frogs pictured. A mom who has TWO off-kilter collections? We stan.

Remote file

Just 23 Of The Most WTF Signs From Around The World.

$
0
0

If you've ever wished for a sign, here are 23 of them. Be advised, they are completely random and funny as hell.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

The 'Stranger Things' season 3 release date, juicy trailer, and plot hints are finally here for us to gush over.

$
0
0

If you have been sitting on your hands, eagerly awaiting any and all Stranger Things season 3 news, then you are far from alone.

The full trailer for season 3 recently dropped and it only exacerbated everyone's questions and impatience.

With soundbites like "Did you think we'd stay kids forever?" and "One summer can change everything," strong themes of existential consideration and puberty are implied throughout the trailer.

We also see a desecrated mall, random shots of violence, and strong carnival.

Fitting with the strong summer theme of the trailer, season 3 of Stranger Things will drop on Netflix on July 4th.

This, of course, still leaves us with the question of what exactly season 3 will entail.

Well, according to the synopsis, there will be even more romantic drama, and the existential threat will be cranked up to the maximum.

The synopsis reads:

"It’s 1985 in Hawkins, Indiana, and summer’s heating up. School’s out, there’s a brand new mall in town, and the Hawkins crew are on the cusp of adulthood. Romance blossoms and complicates the group’s dynamic, and they’ll have to figure out how to grow up without growing apart. Meanwhile, danger looms.”

"When the town’s threatened by enemies old and new, Eleven and her friends are reminded that evil never ends; it evolves. Now they’ll have to band together to survive, and remember that friendship is always stronger than fear.”"

The episode titles have also been released, which gives us a more clear idea of the length and scope of the new season.

If you're a die-hard Stranger Things fan theorist, you may even be able to predict some plot lines based on the episode titles alone.

  • Suzie, Do You Copy?
  • The Mallrats
  • The Case of the Missing Lifeguard
  • The Sauna Test
  • The Source
  • The Birthday
  • The Bite
  • The Battle of Starcourt

Obviously, there are some heavy 80s and early 90s references here, but do you decipher anything else? Could, perhaps, the title "The Case of the Missing Lifeguard" give us a peep into what's to come?

Does the mysterious episode title "The Source" referring to a creature from The Upside Down?!

At this point, we won't have to wait long to get our answers, since July 4th is barreling towards us faster than Chief Hopper coming to the rescue.

Homophobic bride fires lesbian makeup artist and becomes Internet's newest enemy.

$
0
0

It's 2019 and homophobia persists. That's right! Despite gay marriage being legalized, 'Will & Grace' getting rebooted, and Pete Buttigieg shading Trump, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation still pervades society. It's almost like it's an intractable social issue or something...

And the nerve to be flagrantly homophobic during Pride? Honey, it's audacious beyond belief! But that's exactly what one Texan bride is guilty of this week.

Remote file

Kristian Cardenas is a freelance makeup and hair artist from Lubbock, Texas. Lubbock is notoriouslyconservative and Kristian lost a gig to homophobia. As a freelancer, she has no legal recourse. It's deeply frustrating to see something blatantly bigoted play out and know justice won't be served. That said, Kristian didn't advocate for vengeance or hatred. She dealt with the situation graciously and appreciated the Internet's support.

Remote file
Remote file

25 jokes from women this week that are even funnier than Trump tweeting 'Prince of Whales.'

$
0
0

It's been a crazy week. Kellyanne "Hatch Me If You Can" Conway made her boss proud when a federal agency recommended that she be fired for breaking the law. Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced that she's getting the Huck out of the White House, and Donald Trump announced that he's totally DTC: Down To Collude. He also called Prince Charles the "Prince of Whales," which is hilarious, but here are some jokes that are funny on purpose.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24.

25.

Just 28 Of The Funniest Memes This Week.

$
0
0

If you like ridiculously random jokes this meme list is just what the doctor ordered. It's the weekend so sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your freakin' head off at these awesome memes.

Remote file

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24.

25.

26.

27.

28.

Pundit tweets about 'horny women' seducing men with 'lubed legs' and creates mass Internet confusion.

$
0
0

Denise McAllister strikes again! If her name sounds familiar, there are severalreasons why. She's a conservative commentator whose contrarian takes on social issues are predictably infuriating. And this time, she tweeted something bizarre that involved 'lubed legs' and retrograde misogyny:

I can only speculate on Denise's mindset when she composed this tweet, but I'll do my best to unpack it - and there's a LOT to unpack. First, there's the 'women are acting like victims when they're ACTUALLY villainesses ensnaring helpless men' trope, a favorite of sexists. Apparently men, who possess almost all social capital and institutional power, are weaklings whose lives are ruined by sexy women trying to have sex with them. Women. Having. Sex! By choice. Wow.

Then there's the idea that we're fundamentally deceptive and wily, wearing a facade of makeup and lubing our legs with...something to trick men! I use Eucerin or Aveeno because my skin is perennially dry (seductive!), but I assume the most diabolical femmes use baby oil, salad dressing, or actual lube. Maybe they pour some on the floor so men slip, fall, and impregnate them in one fell swoop? It's unclear.

Remote file

There are apparently packs of rogue women, hedonistically f*cking because we can't restrain ourselves - and then complaining when we're fertilized. Most women I know are obsessed with NOT getting pregnant/controlling their fertility, as a child is a huge responsibility. But what do I know? I'm just a dumb, uncontrollably horny broad.

Denise's sentiment confused the Internet, to say the least. She got ratioed hardcore.

Denise!!! The lube isn't for your legs. You need to exfoliate and moisturize them, girl.

Remote file

This guy tried to fat-shame someone on Tinder. He made a huge mistake.

$
0
0

Tinder: what's a fun playground for some is a nightmarish hellscape for others. I have mine set to women only (I'm a bi) because I can't handle being bombarded with openers from horned up men. I sympathize with their plight - I've also been rejected by women, including on Tinder! - but sometimes their seduction tactics are disastrous. One Twitter user recently shared some in-app DMs that reeked of fatphobia and hatred of women. As our Commander In Queef would say: sad! (I apologize to queefs.)

Oh, Matt. Big mistake. HUGE, even. I can't believe this is the kind of engaging conversation I'm missing by avoiding str8 men on dating apps. Quelle dommage!

Remote file

Luckily, Emily has legions of compatriots in the dating trenches who supported her. Who among us hasn't weathered the attacks of insecure men, including other men? Toxic masculinity is real, and it's a scourge single women deal with regularly.

What is Angel Delight? If it's something sugary or dessert-y, I want it. Must be an English confection.

Remote file

21 Memes The Good Lord Isn't Going To Be Happy You Laughed At.

$
0
0

Sinners rejoice, this meme list is as funny as it is raunchy. Thankfully it's Sunday because these memes are most definitely NSFW.

Remote file

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

Keanu Reeves respectfully poses for photos with women, remains perfect.

$
0
0

By now you're familiar with the legend of KeanuReeves. The man's been a movie star since the 80's and brought millions of people joy with his contributions to cinema and offscreen persona. He's a famous dude who's famously down to earth and people love him for it. He was dubbed'the Internet's boyfriend' and his reaction made us squee. Keanu: he's perfect.

Remote file

An eagle-eyed Twitter user recently noticed that Keanu's uber-respectful towards women when posing for photos. He's obviously happy to take snaps with people, fans and celebs alike. But he always hoverhands when less tactful male stars would grope.

Let's take a closer look, shall we?

No physical contact.

Not even with these hot gun ladies.

'Keanu' is my safe word.

Dolly Parton!!! Sorry, had to fangirl out for a second. These two gems light up my life.

Remote file

Prince Harry celebrated his first Father's Day and broke the Internet.

$
0
0

Prince Harry isn't just a member of England's royal family - he's also a new dad. He and Duchess Meghan of Sussex welcomed Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor into the world last month. He joins William and Kate's three offspring (George, Charlotte, and Lewis) as royal grandchildren. I assume he's being accordingly spoiled with elaborate titles, jewels, and small islands.

Remote file

Archie was born on May 6 and immediately became the subject of memes, tweets, and international speculation. Honestly? It's probably for the best that's he's a baby and doesn't know what's going on. All that scrutiny is way too intense for the average person. That said: Archie's far from average. He's the newest addition to the globe's most famous royal family.

Harry and Megan recognized Father's Day by posting an adorable photo of baby Archie to Instagram. It's already amassed 1.5 million likes and over 22,000 comments.

Remote file

Happy Father's Day, Harry! We wish you and yours a lovely holiday. Keep the cute Instagrams coming.

25 Hilarious Memes Every Dad Needs To Laugh At On Father's Day.

$
0
0

“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.”

-Jimmy Fallon

Remote file

Dad's rock! We salute you all with these hilariously silly Father's Day memes. Sit back, relax, and laugh at these awesome Dad-approved jokes.

1.

2.

3.

4. 5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24.

25.

24 hilarious parenthood tweets from dads. No, your toothbrush isn't haunted.

$
0
0

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!

Remote file

I hope fatherhood is everything you hoped it would be. It's a joyous, anxiety-inducing, transformative experience, I assume. Hats off to the dads who watch every sports game, diligently change diapers, and put up with LOTS of whining. You're the real MVPs.

In honor of this holiday, I've found some of the funniest tweets from dads about parenthood and put them in list form. How convenient! So take a break from parenting and laugh at the highs and lows of your existence. You deserve some downtime.

Remote file

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24.

Remote file

Woman posts about how she can't wait to be 'owned' by her baby's dad. All of Twitter lost its sh*t.

$
0
0

Ah, procreation. It's both necessary for the survival of our species, and incredibly cringey when posted about online.

But when it comes to cringe factor, a new viral tweet takes the gender-reveal cake. The tweet shows a pregnant woman in silhouette, with the caption:

After a long year, my husband finally believes I am ready to carry his child in my womb. To feed them with my body. To give him my whole body for his descendants.

Im ready to receive his seed, to become fully his. Cant wait to be impregnated 💖 to he owned.

I get it, it's a "Rosemary's Baby"-themed birth announcement!

Remote file

Also, love to see the word "descendants" in a tweet. Doesn't something about this prose give you strong George R. R. Martin vibes?

*shudders* Anyway, the tweet may cause you to spontaneously reach for the eyeball bleach.

Some pointed out that the tweet was essentially the wordiest possible way to announce that you're finally raw-dogging it.

Others expressed dismay that it could possibly take A WHOLE YEAR to convince a dude not to wear a condom.

One user offered a handy reading suggestion.

Some speculated that the tweet was, in fact, drafted by a horny incel.

But upon further inspection, it appears there is more to the tweet than meets the eye. It's not just the weirdest pregnancy announcement ever. The username on the account is "Learningtosubm1," as in "learning to submit." And a closer look at their profile proves that this account exists specifically to act out some sort of submissive sugar baby kink.

Which means that everyone who cringed at the tweet was both kink-shaming and accidentally participating in someone's foreplay. Oh, no.

Either way, odd tweet.

But also: is it any creepier than a dude who locks eyes with you at a dinner party, one arm around his wife, and unblinkingly announces, "WE'RE TRYING FOR A BABY"?

Not really, no. Those dudes are the worst.

'America's dad' Bill Cosby shared a Father's Day message from behind bars. Worst idea ever.

$
0
0

Remember Bill Cosby? We all tried to forget him, but it seems like he won't let us...

Maybe being in prison has made him delusional to his reputation in the outside world, but his Father's Day message to America makes me think Cosby is under the impression people are still into him. Sure Bill, your show was good. A lot of us grew up with it and looked up to you, but then remember when you drugged and raped a whole bunch of women? That's why we hate you now! While Cosby was officially found guilty on 3 counts of sexual assault and sentenced to up to ten years in prison, many women have accused him. The stories are incredibly disturbing and chillingly detailed--it's more than disappointing, it's a tragedy.

According to USA Today, Cosby asked a spokesperson to tweet out the Father's Day message from his account. You'd think that spokesperson would've said, "Hey, Bill, everyone hates you. You're not America's dad anymore, you're America's rapist." Instead, the spokesperson sent the message not only to Twitter:

But also Instagram:

NO THANKS, BILL. Nobody wants to hear from you. You broke our trust and ruined our childhood idol. You tricked countless women into thinking you would help them with their Hollywood dreams and then knocked them out and assaulted them. You'd think a wealthy famous man would be able to get a woman to sleep with him without drugging and forcing himself on her, but maybe you just suck that much, Bill.

Needless to say, the internet was not impressed. Rather, they were outraged.

Be quiet and stay in jail, Bill. Happy father's day to every dad except you!


Bella Thorne leaked her own nudes to 'take back control' from hacker.

$
0
0

People who hack celebrities, particularly female celebrities, often threaten to leak nudes and humiliate their victim in order to secure money, attention, or some form of psychological power. However, threatening to shame and humiliate an actress with her own nudes only works if she agrees that they're shameful and should be concealed.

So, when actress Bella Thorne realized her online accounts had been hacked, she decided to get ahead of the threats.

The star first realized her accounts were compromised on Thursday, when a series of bizarre tweets were posted from her account. One of them claimed she had a sexual relationship with Drake, others used racial slurs, and another promised to "drop nudes" if people followed another account.

View this post on Instagram

Pix u send to ur bf 😤😤

A post shared by BELLA (@bellathorne) on

Rather than waiting to see if the hacker would go through with posting her nudes, Thorne decided to post them herself along with a note explaining her decision.

She shared that for too long men have taken advantage of her, and she refuses to let this hacker make her feel afraid of ashamed. Thorne also revealed the hacker had texted nudes of other celebrities, which sadly means he could be planning to blackmail others.

She ended her statement by saying she'll sleep better tonight after taking back control of her own narrative, she also took the moment to promote her newly released book The Life of a Wannabe Mogul: Mental Disarray.

Her fans and followers supported her decision and encouraged her to find a way to not let the hacker steal the joy of her recent book release.

Unfortunately, a handful of men were sufficiently creepy in the thread but they got roasted for their bad behavior.

Hopefully the hacker leaves Thorne alone now, and finds something better to do with their lives than try to ruin others.

25 Memes Everyone Suffering Though This Monday Needs To See.

$
0
0

Only a total psychopath would like Mondays. For the rest of us, heading back to work after the weekend is a total nightmare. Ease your suffering by laughing at these hilarious Monday memes. They totally nail how we all feel today. Ugh.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24.

25.

Parkland teen's acceptance to Harvard revoked after his racist texts went viral. He's pissed.

$
0
0

Kyle Kashuv, one of the teens who survived the Parkland shooting, revealed today that Harvard revoked his admissions after racist texts and comments he made three years ago went viral on social media last month.

Kashuv, a conservative pundit who has been vocally pro-gun in the wake of the 2018 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, posted a lengthy Twitter thread this morning criticizing Harvard for their decision. Here it is:

Here's the full letter he wrote to Harvard:

He also sent a letter to Harvard's "Office of Diversity," which he included here:

But Harvard sent him the following letter to rescind his acceptance.

He also shared this message he received "somewhat ironically" from the Office of Diversity, before they knew that his acceptance was withdrawn:

Kashuv says he asked Harvard for an in-person meeting to discuss his case and "work towards any possible path of reconciliation." They refused.

Kashuv also asserts that Harvard should offer him the opportunity to "grow," especially after going through the "life-altering event" that was the Parkland shooting. He also alludes to Harvard's "checkered past."

This "checkered past" apparently includes hiring slave owners.

Kashuv's tweet has sparked discussion over whether or not he should be forgiven for what he did. Many believe Kyle should be held accountable for his actions and that Harvard was right to withdraw his acceptance. His racist comments are recirculating on Twitter (TW: extremely racist language).

Many are pointing out that 16 is old enough to know not to use the n-word.

And that "atoning for bad behavior" does not mean zero consequences.

Others claim that Kyle is the victim here.

Some claim that they have personally forgiven him and therefore Harvard should, too.

Professional troll Ben Shapiro is on his side, for whatever that's worth.

Many, many others are offering, "somewhat ironically," thoughts and prayers.

23 parents who cannot wait for summer break to be over. Don't tell them it just started.

$
0
0

Parents love their kids, but sometimes two months of unstructured time at home is just a little too much time.

Kids get bored easily which is why summer is usually filled with activities, sports, camps, pools and classes, but people often forget that parents can get stressed during summer too. Luckily, we can laugh about it. And, if you're even luckier, you can invite other parents over to commiserate over margaritas while your kids ask you to watch their cannonball for the twentieth time.

Just when you thought your parents shipped you off to camp for two months because they wanted you to have a fun summer, they probably also did it because they wanted a fun summer. Don't feel guilty if it's only been a few days since your kids got out of school and you're already feeling like a prisoner in your own home.

Here are some parents who are barely getting by this summer...

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

Entitled bride asks stranger to be bridesmaid because she gives expensive gifts. It gets worse.

$
0
0

Being a bridesmaid entails a good deal of responsibility, even in the most relaxed of weddings. You have to shell out cash for a dress that will likely make your arms look like pieces of ham, in a color that adult women rarely wear, and THEN you have pep talk your friend before they go down the aisle and make the big commitment.

While the process of being a bridesmaid can also be super fun and bonding, it's an emotionally and physically demanding experience that only makes sense if the bride is a close friend or family member. Otherwise, you're paying extra cash to wear a dress you didn't pick and make small talk at rehearsal dinners with the groom's creepy cousin.

Needless to say, being a bridesmaid isn't for the mere acquaintance, and when a crucial wedding party member drops out it's usually normal to leave the arrangements as they are, or to enlist another close friend who is down for the role.

In a recent post on the subreddit ChoosingBeggars, user NotHappyJane shared a screenshot of a series of messages between a desperate and entitled bride, and someone she'd only met once.

The exchange was originally shared in a wedding shaming group on Facebook, but quickly found its way to Reddit due to how completely bonkers it is.

Once the bride realized one of her bridesmaids had dropped out, she reached out to a woman she had met once because she apparently "gave generous wedding gifts."

The exchange was sufficiently awkward from the start, since the woman was deeply and understandably confused about being asked to be in a stranger's wedding.

When the woman called out the bride for asking her after meeting once, the bride-to-be's selfish intentions were quickly made clear.

When the woman politely declined, the bride made matters worse by bringing up her registry and passive aggressively nudging the stranger to buy her a wedding gift.

The entitled bride then made things phenomenally worse by refusing to invite the woman as a regular guest, which promptly ended the conversation.

The bride's transparent entitlement was quickly roasted by people on Reddit.

smashells32 pointed out the most bonkers part of the exchange: the fact that the bride wouldn't even invite the woman as a regular guest.

"Lol not even an invite as a friend."

The screenshots inspired TheLastBallad to share her father's experience with a similarly deluded bridezilla.

"When my father was a director of a christian summer/retreat camp there was one wedding where the bride wanted us to remove the wildlife as to not have them in the pictures."

"That's right, she went to a camp and wanted the wildlife removed. I'm not even sure how she expected us to do it. It's not nearly as bad, but its stupider."

Sadly, the bride in this story is far from alone in her entitlement, but in the very least, these people give the rest of us a good example of what not to do.

Viewing all 38991 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images