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Protestors greet Trump in Dayton, Ohio with giant baby balloon and 'do something!' chants.

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Crowds gathered in front of the hospital where Trump will be meeting with some of the victims, where he is certain to show grace and tact and not use the tragedy to attack Elizabeth Warren.

Unlike the El Paso terrorist, the Dayton shooter did not echo Trump's racist rhetoric directly. However, the fact that he was able to acquire an assault weapon and murder ten people in thirty seconds can be traced back to Trump and the Republicans' refusal to enact gun safety legislation, and people are pissed that the president is blaming gun violence on everything but the guns. Trump also made it easier for dangerous, mentally ill people to get guns when he rolled back an Obama regulation as soon as he took office.

Protestors mocked Trump for his careless mistake in his attempt at a solemn address on Monday. Reading off a teleprompter, he finished his speech with, "may God bless the memory of those who perished in Toledo," which was not the site of the massacre. Yet.

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The signs were cathartic outlets of creative energy, with one Ohioan summarizing the day as, "We suffered a mass shooting, now we have to suffer you?"

There are also Trump supporters, of course, welcoming their idol to town with extremely un-creepy mobile homes.

The White House Director of Social Media, Dan Scavino, insists that the president was "treated like a Rock Star inside the hospital," because that's what a hospital visit after a mass shooting is all about!

The President is en route to El Paso, and indeed taking his responsibility as Consoler-in-Chief seriously, solemnly attacking Joe Biden from Air Force One.

Congratulations to the president on finding something more ridiculous to tweet than "thoughts and prayers."


23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're A Leo.

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"The Leo contains the essence of royalty."

-Linda Goodman

It's Leo season. Those born under the astrological sign Leo, July 23 – August 22, are known as the lions. The prideful and slightly narcissistic sign of the Zodiac. If you're a Leo or love someone who is, you will totally relate to these memes.

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Bride has diarrhea in $15,000 dress during wedding thanks to detox shakes.

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It's a horror story straight out of a Jameela Jamil Instagram.

A poster who identified as an event planner created a throwaway Reddit account so her disclosure can't be traced.

The scene: what the planner describes as "wedding of the two fairly wealthy families took place on a family property in a historic barn." The ceremony went without incident, but it was before the first dance that the bride's tummy started to rumble.

To provide context—and to make us feel bad for laughing at her—she described the bride as "quite a bridezilla," but who wouldn't be if they were wealthy and owned a historic barn.

Here's where things get good. The fancier the dress, the harder it is to access a toilet, and between shapewear, hoops, and slips, Bridezilla was pretty much stuck:

I was speaking to the caterer when I happened to glance over and see the most curious blend of expressions pass over th brides face, and she frantically waved down my assistant. A few moments later, my headset beeped on, and my assistant said "we have an issue". It turns out that the bride had gambled on a fart and lost in a big way. Now, the bride was wearing a huge, full ball gown, with a fitted, bones strapless top in a sort of embellished mesh. Underneath, she had a shaper garment and hoops and slips. We had already realized there was zero way of her going to the bathroom: we had issues getting her into a limo, and having her use a portajohns meant one of us would have to get personal. That was my assistants job. I radioed to everyone to expect a fifteen minute delay, and they headed towards the tent.

The fifteen minutes pass. Then twenty. Finally, my earpiece beeps on. "The previous issue is more than we anticipated." I ran over to find my assistant looking horrified.

Twenty minutes later, it was revealed that the bride was drinking health shakes to "stop bloating," and you know what happens next:

The bride, it turns out, had been using some health shakes in an attempt to fix last minute bloating. This had mixed poorly with the cocktails from earlier, and she had eaten a fairly decent breakfast. The substance that had come out of her body as a result defied explanation. It was slimy, oily even, with stringy bits and the consistency of hair gel. Not only had it been a rather profound accident, but the smell was unrivaled. Generally, a substance no human body should emit.

But the thing that set it over the edge was that the shaper the bride wore was a latex deal that came down over the thighs and up to her bra. Waterproof, the poo had just sort of filled it, like a water balloon of horror. My assistant had opened up the snap crotch and just released the evil trickling down the brides thighs.

(Unrelated: "Water Balloon of Horror" is a great name for a band.)

Staff were dispatched to help clean her up, but the diarrhea was everywhere. Seriously. Everywhere.

My assistant quickly sealed it back up and she and the bride vainly tried to wipe up the goo, dry, with toilet paper. This just spread it around, so they decide to give up.

Now I have a shell shocked assistant and a crying bride. You can smell her four feet away. The bride is just flipping out that she's making her guests wait, that she has a choreographed dance waiting to happen, and she needs to be introduced NOW. I'm just looking at her manicured nails. Residue of diarrhea are just imbedded in her nail bed. I start trying to scrape the poo out with a fabric stain wipe, while the bride insists that the show must go on, immediately. I give in that this is an issue which will have to wait, and signal to start introductions. The groom looks vaguely disconcerted by his new wife's odor, but I tell my assistant to distract him until they take the floor. Introductions happen, the dance starts, and we find some fresh horror.

As seen on screen.

True love is pretending not to smell diarrhea, and the show must go on:

The dance was a choreographed affair, and as the groom spun his bride around, hand on her waist, he is squishing the poo up the insides of the waist trainer, up and out the back waistband. To our horror, we watch as a oily stain spread across the mid back of the gown.

As we are still cringing from this, the groom sets his hand firmly in the middle of the poo stain.

Action had to be taken as soon as the couple left the dance floor, it was obvious, and I left my assistant in charge while I made preparations. She kept radioing me: the stain was spreading, she could smell the poo from her spot by the dj. They were cutting the cake now. They were feeding the cake to each other, both now with shit stained fingers. Each was looking downright repulsed.

As they left the dance floor, I had someone rush wet naps to the groom and to bring me the bride. The support tent was closed down for me, and I pulled a tub of clean water from the caterers. She walked in to find me in dish gloves and a poncho, like American Psycho, The five minutes, I was sponging down a sobbing, naked bride, while I questioned every life decision that lead to this point.

The bride's whole body—and her $15,000 dress—were caked in poop.

The diarrhea was everywhere, spread in a thin layer across her body. It may be the most disgusting thing I've ever dealt with. With her clean, I threw away the waist shaper, and scrubbed down the $15 k wedding gown back in a plastic basin. The inner lining was a loss, and I cut it out completely.

Dressed again,and offered a Xanax, the bride was little worse for wear, except for missing her dinner. The support tent smelled like a sewer and just was closed for the remainder of the event. The groom was a sport, never directly saying anything, but asking if we could cancel the garter toss as he didn't really want to go under her skirt.

Pictures from the event appeared in a magazine. Still photos, away from the smell, were beautiful.

On the bright side, the bride and groom dealing with a public diarrhea crisis proved that they were ready for children.

Guy catfishes 17-year-old sister by posing as 22-year-old on Tinder to 'teach her a lesson.'

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Pranks are basically just a socially acceptable form of bullying that have been used by siblings to torture each other since the beginning of time. But catfishing your own sister to make a point and then humiliating her in public is not a normal sibling prank IMHO. But you can decide for yourself.

A guy took to Reddit's "Am I The A**hole?" forum to share about how he catfished his 17-year-old sister by posing as a 22-year-old man to "teach her a lesson" about using Tinder, since she's underage. Weird move, bro.

He explains that he discovered she was on Tinder when a notification popped up while he was using her phone. He asked her "why" she was on Tinder and she told him it's none of his business.

He writes:

Last week, I was using my sister Ashley’s phone because mine was dead and I needed to call a friend to confirm plans. Dialing my friend’s number, I saw a tinder notification of some dude messaging her. Immediately, I asked why she’s on tinder (she’s 17) and she grabbed her phone back and said “none of your business”

He wanted to "have a little fun" so he decided to make a fake Tinder profile with the intention of getting his sister to match with him. Ew.

His friend Kevin, who is a male model, said the plan was "hilarious" which he seems to think makes this all okay. In fact, it just makes Kevin a weirdo, too.

He continues:

I decided that I wanted to have a little fun with this. I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt (maybe she’s just swiping for fun?) so I didn’t want to go straight to ratting her to our parents. To test if she was just using for fun, I decided I was going to make a tinder profile (of someone else) and message her and see if she responds. I asked a good friend from back in college (who happens to be a male model) Kevin if he’d mind if I used his pictures and explained the situation. He thought it would be hilarious and told me to go for it.

After creating his profile and setting his age to 22, he found his sister's account, which she had set to age 19. It's a lie, sure, but she's a 17-year-old and 17-year-olds are prone to lying.

His creepy plan worked, and they matched. Ewwwwwww.

I created the account, set my age to 22, set my swipe radius to a mile, and quickly found my sister’s account. Her age was set to 19 (lie, she’s still in high school) so I was definitely more suspicious of her now. I superliked and less than an hour later, she matched AND messaged me.

Now would've been a good time to put the kibosh on this whole plan. Instead, he set up a date. With his sister. EWWWHWGJGHJGHGJGJGJGHGHHG.

I decided to set up a date to a fancy restaurant downtown for Sunday afternoon and told her we could “head to my place afterwards”. She was completely receptive and said she’d meet me there. She told our parents she was hanging out with one of her track friends and spending the night at her place.

Then he decided to tell his parents "everything," showing them the messages, and inviting them all to the restaurant along with him to ambush this poor girl. For some reason, they agreed.

When the girl realized she'd been catfished by her own brother and her entire family showed up to the "date," she was mortified and left in tears.

After she left, I told our parents EVERYTHING and showed them all of the messages. They were pissed, and I suggested we all go to the restaurant. My dad and I just went instead and saw her sitting at a table alone all dolled up waiting for “Jim”. My dad went up to her and said “Jim’s not coming” and she screamed and asked what we were doing there. I told her that there was no Jim and that it was f*cking stupid of her to be trying to meet grown men on tinder at her age. My dad harped on to that and lectured her on lying and meeting strange men on the Internet, and being so willing to go back to a stranger’s place. We were a bit loud so people were starting to look at us and my sister eventually bursted into tears and ran out.

The guy said his guy friends all thought the "prank" was "hysterical," but his female friends on the other hand told him he was "cruel" and a "f**king dick."

So he took to Reddit to ask if he "went too far."

I told my friends in a groupchat the situation and they all agreed it was hysterical, except 2 of my female friends who said I was a “f*cking dick” and “cruel” to her. My other friends defended me and said she needed to be taught a lesson. Wondering who’s right and if I went too far?

As if attempting to explain his actions, he added that the catfish persona, "Jim," had "heavily implied" that he would "have sex" with the sister. This just makes him seem even creepier.

EDIT: Yes, when I asked if she wants to go to my place afterwards, it was heavily implied that she would’ve had sex with Jim. That’s why I went the extent that I did.

Many people on Reddit seem to think that he's the a**hole in this situation, because he tried to trick and humiliate his sister, in a creepy way. If he really wanted to "protect" her he could've called her out sooner, or told his parents right away that she was on Tinder.

hitchinpost writes:

YTA - You played a cruel ass trick on your sister because it would be “f*cking hilarious”. I would have had difficulty, but ultimately probably came down on your side of you’d just told your parents when you first saw it. But you devised an elaborate trap first? No, asshole move.

And connorcamacho writes:

YTA big f*cking time.

There is a difference between wanting to keep your sister safe and wanting to embarrass her. You could have had a conversation one-on-one to talk about why using tinder maybe isn’t the best thing at that time for her, both for her own safety and for the legal aged men who use it. You could have mentioned it to your parents, although that would be a shitty thing to do imo.

Instead, you trapped her, embarrassed her publicly, and also got her hopes up for a date with some male model. Think about the boundaries you crossed, man. She said shit to this “guy” that I’m sure was flirty. Think of how embarrassed you would feel if text messages you sent to SO’s of your past were actually forwarded to your parents. Imagine if the same shit happened to you.

So cool. You taught her a lesson. Even if she’s not an “adult”, she’s not a child either and she will remember this. You have probably irreversibly damaged or even ruined your relationship with your sister, and have likely done the same with the relationship between your sister and your parents. And for you to be her older bro, sounds like you are super fucking immature. Comes to show that being of legal age does not mean being a mature adult.

I’m actually pissed

And GoauldofWar says:

Yeah YTA.

You should have gone straight to your parents and let them deal with it but instead, you chose the nuclear option.

While others think "everyone sucks here:" the sister was lying and putting herself in a potentially dangerous situation. But catfishing and publicly humiliating her was not the way to handle it, and if anything, the brother's actions could encourage her to act out and sneak around more in the future.

Lalabeth93 says it best:

ESH. What she's doing is extremely dangerous, for obvious reasons. Unfortunately what you did is more than likely just going to push her further away. She will probably just try harder to hide things. Something else is likely going on in her life that's encouraging her to seek attention from older men.

Invading her privacy, lying to her, and humiliating her is going to make her less likely to open up to family about her life and make it harder for you and your parents to support her.At Seventeen is unlikely she's really going to learn anything from embarrassment or punishments from parents. She's either going to have to learn things the hard way, or she's going to have to learn them by maturing.

Legal age of majority or not, she's viewing herself as an adult able to make her own decisions, so any interference from family will be unwelcome and resented. And considering that she will be turning 18 soon, there will be very little your family can do to keep her from dangerous situations if she wants to put herself in them.

If we've learned anything from this story, it's always listen to your female friends. And don't take life advice from Kevin the male model.

27 Memes To Help Start Your Day Off With A Laugh.

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“My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.”

– Maya Angelou

My mission in life is to look at as many memes as possible. I'm that much closer to my goal after scouring the internet for the funniest memes around to compile for this hilariously awesome meme list. Get ready to start your morning with a big laugh. Mission accomplished!

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Chrissy Teigen calls for SoulCycle boycott because of company's Trump connections.

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Chrissy Teigen is causing a stir on social media after she called for a boycott of Equinox, SoulCycle and several other fitness companies due to an owner's apparent connection to Donald Trump.

She and Billy Eichner of "Billy and the Street" and "The Lion King" have been tweeting in support of the boycott after it came out that Stephen Ross, an owner of Equinox and SoulCycle's parent company, is holding a fundraiser for Donald Trump in the Hamptons this weekend.

Ross is the chairman and a majority shareholder of Related Companies, according to LA Times. Related Companies owns Equinox and SoulCycle.

Ross released a statement related to Trump after Kenny Stills, a player on the Ross-owned Miami Dolphins, took issue with his politics as well.

“I have known Donald Trump for 40 years, and while we agree on some issues, we strongly disagree on many others and I have never been bashful about expressing my opinions," he wrote, sounding suspiciously like every other racist, money-motivated baby boomer I know. "I have been, and will continue to be, an outspoken champion of racial equality, inclusion, diversity, public education and environmental sustainability, and I have and will continue to support leaders on both sides of the aisle to address these challenges.”

His words are falling on deaf ears, as many Trump critics are sick and tired of the "good people on both sides" defense.

Both Chrissy and Billy have been vocal about the issue. Chrissy also referenced her newly rekindled love of the library in a tweet.

She even tried a pun.

And mentioned her very relatable disdain for SoulCycle.

It seems people really are taking Chrissy's advice and boycotting.

As the above Twitter user pointed out, Equinox has long marketed itself as an inclusive, diverse, LGBT-friendly company. Any connection to Trump would spell hypocrisy for many fans of the brand. Eichner is in agreement.

Equinox and SoulCycle's parent companies are claiming the investor holding the fundraiser is passive and not involved in any company decisions.

But journalist Yashar Ali and others say that's not the case.

Either way, Chrissy Teigen's having a good time.

And Equinox is not.

Mom asks if she's wrong for making pregnant 17-year-old daughter move out and get a job.

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A mom who's in a tough spot took to the internet to ask for advice, and people are divided.

The woman, known as notinmyhouse123, asked Reddit if she'd be an a**hole for making her pregnant 17-year-old daughter move out before the baby comes. The daughter is seven weeks pregnant, and the mom has no interest in helping raise the baby. Here's her query in full:

My 17 yo daughter (youngest and we had her late) is 7 weeks pregnant (she will be 18 by the time she gives birth) She is not in a relationship with the father. He reeaallyyy, I can't stress this enough, does not want a baby. I honestly don't even think he'll show up for the birth or anything.

Crazy that a teenage boy doesn't want a baby. She goes on:

She has decided to continue with the pregnancy against all advice from practically every adult in her life. After she insisted on not only continuing with the pregnancy but raising the baby I asked her how she is going to manage that? This was the jist of the convo:

Her: I'll get a job. Me: who's going to watch baby while you're at work? Her: I thought you and dad could. Me: absolutely not, I'm not raising another baby.

She then had to calmly explain to her daughter that raising a baby takes a lot of time (hmmm, sheltered much?) and that it will ruin her retirement and her husband's.

Pretty much a back and forth for a bit that lead me to believe that if she has this baby in this house, I'm practically going to be its mother. I'm very recently retired and my husband is retiring in exactly 11 months (there's a countdown) and this is not how I want to spend my retirement years. It's not fair to us. So I told her that she has until baby is born to find a place to live.

Surprise surprise, the daughter seems to be a little spoiled, if not completely clueless:

Husband has always been wrapped around her finger (which normally is endearing, I love how much he loves our children) so he is not fully on board with that but I feel like we need to be united on this. I just want to know if I'm in the wrong here.

The mom went on to add, "to everyone acting like I'm spending the next 7 months ignoring her- I will help her get a job, get on assistance if need be, find affordable housing etc. I just will not raise this baby."

So what did the internet have to say? A lot.

One person, philosophunc, asked the obvious: have they talked about not going through with the pregnancy?

Has anyone suggested an abortion? A 17 year old really has no clue at all, absolutely no clue, how much is going to change being a single parent. Lifes gonna fucking suck for her for a long time. Situation sucks.

And the mom responded, "I've asked but she refused so it was never brought up again." Guess that's that.

BooRoWo suggested getting the young dad's family on board.

It may be time to bring up the abortion topic again before it’s too late. This time though, get the boy or his family on board because he will have to pay child support even if he doesn’t want anything to do with the baby.

If you must, talk to them both about the financial & social implications of having a baby this young. If she still refuses to have an abortion, really push for adoption.

But many commenters are saying the mom's not the a**hole for making it clear that she won't raise the baby.

she chose to go through this pregnancy and if she is mature enough, in her mind, to be a mom than she is mature enough to figure out her situation. I don’t mean that you shouldn’t help out when you can but to assume that you will be always available for her to watch the child while she works is unreasonable and shows how little she has planned for this. It’s definitely a no win situation but I don’t think you are being an a**hole for asking her to act like an adult. - MissKaycie

RidleyAteKirby said seven months is enough time for this clearly clueless teen to get on her feet.

Your daughter is making an adult decision, and it isn't like you are kicking her out with thirty days to find a way to make it work. She is getting seven months. There comes a point where supporting becomes enabling and I would definitely say that allowing her the pipe dream idea of you playing mommy to her child and her only coming in for the fun bits is definitely enabling.

Evil_Mel agreed that the mom is not the a**hole, saying she's seen firsthand how become a young grandparent can negatively impact your life.

I have seen my friend go down this road and she is practically raising her grandson & supporting the parents. It is draining her, emotionally and financially.

Your daughter has made her choice to be a parent, which equals being an adult, she will be 18 when the baby is born. Helping her get a job and assistance is all you need to do.

But likekindofajerk pointed out the decision could destroy her relationship with her daughter:

I will say that if you do kick her out you will likely ruin the relationship you have with your daughter and she will likely not let you be part of your grandkids life. And if your husband isn’t on your side it’s possible it could hurt your marriage as well.

User sptck sang a different tune, calling the mother selfish.

YTA absolutely. If you're from the US, I guess that partially explains it LOL. The most egotistical culture there is. Why care for your immature daughter who made a mistake if it inconveniences your retirement? She is 17 ffs. Even if she were 18 she's still a kid with a kid. I can't understand how parents can treat their children in such a cold hearted way.

AStrangerWCandy also had sympathy for the daughter.

Kicking a mother out as soon as she has the baby is a pretty clear cut [a**hole] move considering no mother at any age or maturity level can work immediately after having a kid.

And nightmaretimes3 pointed out the daughter doesn't seem fully equipped for life as it is.

Maybe an a**hole of a parent. But reasonably defendable on surface level.

I wish your daughter had more dedicated parents, it's not like you didn't raise her and taught her everything.

She not understanding something and making mistakes is partly your fault when she isn't even 18.

A newly turned single mom of 18, with a new place of her own, taking her first job, and a history of mistakes and poor choices? Can't see anything going wrong with that /s.

And Ninjasanta1 says the daughter and her baby might never get over the sting of being kicked out.

Enjoy your troubled relationship with your daughter and granddaughter, 7 months at 17 to move out is really shitty. But I guess your retirement can't wait a year because oh lawd those RVs might disappear, god forbid your grandchild has a decent home for the most important part of it's life.

Also that grandchild will hear about how you kicked out it's mother and trust me, it'll always linger - your grandparents cared so little for you they wouldn't even let you stay there as a baby.

So who's in the right? Nobody knows.

But if that pregnant teen wants to bring the kid to my mom's house to get her off my back about having kids, she's more than welcome.

15 people who work in the adult film industry share their weirdest experiences on the job.

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Give it up for sex workers...

Whether they work in strip clubs or in the porn industry, sex workers put up with a lot. Creepy customers and awkward interactions are all part of the business, but sometimes things can just go too far.

Of course, it's not right to kink-shame or judge someone for their sexual preferences if they're practicing them safely and consensually, but sex workers definitely have more than a few stories than the average grind. After all, it is the oldest profession...

When a recent Reddit user asked, "People who work in the Adult Film Industry, what is the weirdest/creepiest/nastiest thing you’ve seen or experienced while working?" the underworld of sex work was ready to share their secrets.

1. Sometimes Snape is what does it for you, "b1ue0bin."

I knew a girl who worked a sex hot line in Halifax, NS and she said this old guy would call in regularly to talk dirty specifically with his Alan Rickman impression.

2. Damn, "Toronto4Twinks."

I've done a couple camshows before. Weirdest was a guy who took me on private while he was smoking meth, wearing nipple clamps, and jerking off. He wanted me to control how long he held his hits for, and supposedly his husband was sleeping and unaware what he was up to. I actually didn't even do or show much myself and probably made about $50 off having him there for 10-15 mins

3. Oh my god, "BlondeSummers."

My husband used to work on set of filming. One thing that horrified him was seeing how dirty/messy it’d get. So many times they’d have to stop filming to clean up poop. And since scenes would often take hours, the smell would get awful. Especially during the summer time.

4. People love butts! "ZuccGivethSucc."

Dated a girl who did amateur porn and cam girl work. Weirdest thing was how much more people would pay for anything involving assholes. Liking paying up to double what they would for regular

5. Dear god, "iscoregoals69."

I'm going to leave out names for obvious reasons but I saw a well known male pornstar miss a facial and instead of cleaning it up with a towel he licked his own semen off of the floor

6. Oh my god, "andybpg."

Im an erotica photographer I've seen a lot of things but nothing THAT bad. My first photoshoot ever was to a girl dressed as a baby, she used a massive dildo and a pacifier. Another one started her period and i had to tell her because she didn't realize. That was in my house. I had to clean after. I had to tell a girl she forgot to take off her tampon, that was awkward. Another masturbated furiously with rose petals and it was so violent i got nervous. Im really new to this so this are the things that make me really uncomfortable. I'm a lesbian woman but lemme tell you something, I'm really tired of looking at vaginas.

7. This is an absolute nightmare, "GodzillaDoesntExist."

I had a neighbor who used to be a camera guy for an OLD production company. He said that when anal sex started making its way into straight videos nobody knew about "cleaning up" before a scene. Apparently one actor randomly starts screaming in the middle of a scene, removes himself from the actress, runs over to a trash can, and proceeded to pee poop. He and his co-workers affectionately referred to it as "Poop Noodle".

8. Amazing, "PLoupee."

Was doing casting and receiving pictures from the girls - and uninvited guys who came in droves.

I usually dismissed them politely, told 'em they would be kept in file for future projects, etc. But there was one guy who wouldn't take no for an answer. Granted, he had a huge dick, but the bosses did not need any more men.

For a full month he send me a dick Pic everyday, and the ritual culminated with a goatse video who I'm not entirely sure wasn't him.

Disturbing, but I laughed every second. It was a fun job.

9. WHAT, "jsagexxx."

So a little different bc I'm a cam model and do private sessions with people. The strangest requests I've had is to shove a dirty toilet brush bowl up my hooha or ride a plunger handle stick. (those were an absolute HELL NO from me)

The strangest things I've seen is the guy who likes to suck his own dick.

10. Yikes, "DiligentDaughter."

I was a stripper. The number of men who would come in wearing sweatpants and no underwear was astounding.

11. Wow, "mininat20."

She forgot to take out her tampon before we started even though she was asked multiple times to do so when we began I noticed and said something about it so she took out A BLOODY FUCKING TAMPON AND THREW IT ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THE COUCH needless to say I refused to work with her

12. Interesting, "Tudy_In_2D."

She sprayed whip cream out of her ass

13. Wow, "xgoddessm."

Once a guy paid me $250 and asked to send me a video of himself fucking a cooked, store bought rotisserie chicken. I wish I was kidding.... he sent it anyway

14. This is insane, "Zavestan."

Not me, but a friend was a cam girl. She was asked to fart in a mayonnaise jar and ship it for $1k. Damn this world

15. Free pizza! "Moneydude64."

I had a friend who was a cam girl for a long time and she had a few good ones.

One was this guy would send her two pizza's and one was for her to eat and enjoy herself and the other was so she could walk on it on camera for him and that was it!


Groom refuses to remove his late female BFF's necklace for his wedding even though it upsets fiance.

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There are many ways to remember a dead friend. Sometimes, it's through listening to one of their favorite songs, popping in a movie you watched together, or going to the neighborhood bar they frequented.

Other times, the preferred way to keep their memory alive is by framing a photo in a prominent place in your home, wearing a special piece of jewelry, or even getting a tattoo.

Most loving partners understand the desire to keep the memory of a late friend alive, but there are still times when it makes more sense to live in the moment and set your memorializing aside.

In a recent post on the Am I The *sshole subreddit a groom asked if he's wrong for wanting to wear the dog tag commemorating his late friend on his wedding day.

"AITA for refusing to take off my necklace for my wedding?"

OP shared that he regularly wears a dog tag in memory of his best friend who took her own life 12 years ago.

He wears it 24/7 except to shower, but it's clearly visible when he wears it with his wedding outfit.

"I have a dog tag necklace engraved with the name of my best friend and the date of the day she killed herself and the other dog tag has an engraving of a lily, her name. I have worn these for the last 12 years and I have never taken it off (apart from showering etc). I always wear it when I am out because she was the greatest friend I could ever ask for. However, when I wear my suit, you can slightly see them through the shirt like as a dog tag shaped bump."

For the sake of their wedding photos, OP's fiance requested he take off the dog tag for the entire ceremony.

"My fiancé wants me to take the necklace off for the wedding as she thinks you'll be able to see it in the pictures. I refused, as I have always worn them and they mean the absolute world to me. My fiancé does too but I don't think it's a problem that you can slightly see them considering she knows how much they mean to me. AITA?"

However, OP initially refused to take it off because of what it means emotionally, and now is curious whether he made the wrong decision.

"By necklace I just mean a basic silver chain by the way.

Edit: put wife when meant fiancé sorry. Edit 2: you guys have made it abundantly clear your answer, and so I will talk to my fiancé. I think we're going to use the top comments idea. Thank you."

Wunderbabs has a great alternative suggestion.

"NAH. You could compromise by having a chair with a lily on it reserved for your friend? I can see your fiancée wanting to be the only woman with jewelry marking a claim on you that day."

RazzleDazzle thinks OP should take it off to honor their wife on their wedding day.

"A very gentle YTA. You’re putting a friend over your wife. You’re putting a friend who’s been gone for 12 years over the woman you’re going to spend the rest of your life with. Taking off the necklace doesn’t mean you love the friend any less. And I’m sorry if this sounds insensitive, but I can assure you that Lily doesn’t care whether or not you take it off."

"Your wedding is about you and your wife, and she already seems like she’s very okay with you bringing Lily into every other aspect of your life, but it’s disrespectful to your wife to refuse to take it off. I don’t think it’d be disrespectful to Lily to take off the necklace for one day. Again, just think about who’s more important. And if that answer isn’t your wife, then you’ve got bigger issues."

krendyB thinks it's a jerk move of OP to put his fiance in this position.

"YTA. Honestly... I’d feel weird if my husband wore jewelry tying him to anyone but me on our wedding day. Weddings are extremely symbolic & they’re meant to be about the couple, not the couple’s friends and family."

zoomzoom42 thinks it's selfish of OP to not put his wife first on his wedding day.

"YTA...one frickin' day is all she asked for. Quite frankly I wonder if your future wife realizes that she will always only be the 2nd most important woman to you."

poopybutt5000 thinks OP's inability to take the chain off is a sign he needs therapy.

"You desperately need therapy if you can’t take off a chain for your own wedding. It’s been 12 years dude, a couple hours with it in your pocket won’t hurt. The fact that you won’t budge on this is incredibly unhealthy. You won’t magically just forget about your friend, I guarantee it. YTA"

reptilesni empathizes with everyone in the situation but thinks OP should take it off for the wedding.

"NAH. You should invest in some therapy for putting your need to memorialize your deceased friend in this way ahead of your future wife. Your friend is not less loved if you put he dog tag away but your fiance is being disrespected here by your making such a big deal about an inanimate object."

At the end of the day, grief is an incredibly hard feeling to manage, but honoring your spouse on your wedding day is top priority.

YouTuber investigated by police after she accidentally posted footage of her hitting her dog.

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There's no such thing as bad press...unless it results in a police investigation.

Brooke Houts, a YouTuber with over 340,000 subscribers, is going viral for the wrong reasons after accidentally uploading an unedited cut of her "plastic wrap prank on my doberman" video.

This old picture aged well.

Houts's Doberman, Sphinx, is her sidekick in a lot of videos, and um, she appears to put the "kick" in sidekick.

In the video, a cheery Houts told the camera, "what's up everyone it's your girl Brooke here today. For this video I wanted to prank my dog...I put plastic wrap on the door, we're just going to see what he does."

After hyping up the "prank" in her YouTuber persona, an out-of-character Brooke is seen hitting, tackling, and spitting on the Doberman.

The current version of the video on Houts' channel does not include the hitting and spitting, but other accounts downloaded (and uploaded) the footage, which has since gone viral.

The Los Angeles Police Department told BuzzFeed News that , after receiving numerous complaints, Houts is now the subject of an investigation into possible animal abuse.

As is the case with every subject of an internet controversy, Houts responded with a classic NotesApp apology/defense.

"I am not going to play the 'victim card' or anything of the sort, but I do want to point out that I am rarely as upset as what was shown in the [uncut] footage," she wrote. "The bubbly, happy-go-lucky Brooke that you often see in my videos is typically an accurate representation of me, but it's obvious that I'm playing up my mood in this video when I'm clearly frustrated."

"That being said, this does NOT justify me yelling at my dog in the way that I did, and I'm fully aware of that...I want to clarify that I am NOT a dog abuser in any way, shape, or form. Anyone who has witnessed or heard true animal abuse will be able to clearly see that."

People were not convinced.

Looks like her dog days might be over.

Guy refuses to adopt his wife's children after learning her ex-husband is alive and in prison.

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Families are already complicated enough without lies...

While it's important to do everything you can to protect your children, lying to your partner is always a risk. Many people who have had difficult breakups or divorces consider their exes "dead," but what happens when you actually tell everyone that person is dead? Sounds like the recipe for a Netflix show...

The AITA "Am I The Asshole?" section of Reddit is always an interesting journey into questionable morals. Sometimes, it can make you lose all faith in humanity and the future while other times it can really surprise you. When a man took to the internet to ask about his decision to not adopt his wife's children, people were ready to help...

I am a 35 years old guy, and I was lucky enough to marry my crush (27F) two years ago. We met at work, where she was a receptionist for the big building my company is in. Anyways, she has two daughters, 6 and 7 years old.

When I married my wife, I was a bit iffy at the idea of being a dad so fast and so suddenly to two kids that aren’t mine, but I love my wife so much I am willing to sacrifice my man-time and a portion of my salary to take care of the kids.

To be honest, I’ve had my ups and downs with them (you know, kids) and sometimes I think I’d be happier going back to my “lone wolf” life. But I fully know that this is my life now and I try my best to suck it up and do what I signed up for.

Back to the story: I know the kids dad had died only from my wife’s words and I’ve never had reason to doubt that.

It has been two or three months since she started convincing me that I should adopt them as a birthday gift for both of them (their birthday happens in two consecutive days, coincidence). I’d be fine with that, it’s just paper for what I would do anyways.

I agreed to that and she said she’d get on with the documents. Well fantastic! I thought. I like not having to do anything. What really got me suspicious is how she changed her behavior with her phone and laptop. She started putting the phone face down, and she created a totally different user for her laptop she switches to when she’s with me.

I thought she was cheating so I did what every scumbag like me would do, I spied on her. Long story short, I come to know by a very reliable source that…. her ex-husband isn’t paying alimony anymore as he is in jail with no money to his account. The world crushed on me. First I thought the guy was dead, now I discover he is alive, paying alimony to my wife’s bank account while I was financially providing too.

I confronted my wife and she didn’t deny any of it. She started crying and she was adamant that she did that only for the kids’ well being. She was putting the alimony money he ex was giving her into an account for when the kids will be 18 yo (I have no proof of that). She also said that it was a while since she felt I should adopt them, as they love me and they look up to me. She was firm about stating that nothing happened with her ex husband while she was with me. She said that her ex is "dead" for her by all means. She admitted that she lied, but for good purposes - as she was scared that a guy like me would be scared by her reckless past. That's not who she is anymore, as she is focused on family and on us.

Now, I need to find out more about her ex-husband that’s for sure. I am also furious with my wife for not trusting me enough to come clean about her past. Meanwhile, will I be an asshole if I refuse to adopt the kids (they have a dad and he’s ALIVE!) and if I state that I will retract from them all the financial support in case I decide to get a divorce?

Edit: it's child support not alimony, sorry English is not my first language.

Wow, this is a lot. Of course, it's never right to violate your partner's privacy and go through their phone and laptop, but he definitely had his reasons to be suspicious.

"casualpotato96" wrote:

NTA sounds like shes trying to get you in a position where you'll be legally obligated to pay if you ever get divorced. Seems to me like shes trying to take advantage of you. The fact she would lie about her ex being dead in order to cover up the fact she is getting financial support makes it seem that she has ulterior motives.

"firstladybooger" thinks ESH (everyone sucks here):

Are we just going to ignore he fact that OP doesn’t even give a shit about the kids? The entire post reads like he just barely tolerated them because he HAS to-not because he cares for them. And the fact that they’re already married and he keeps saying “her” kids. Like no, they’re also your kids now. ESH. 100%. Wife sucks for being manipulative and a liar and OP sucks for his “along for the ride” attitude about the kids.

"Judgmentalcare" wrote:

NTA, Do not adopt those kids! I understand that it would mean the world to them, but it would put you on the hook for child support if you and your wife divorced. I hate to say this, but you've been married for two years which means she has been lying to you for two years, and if she is able to lie to you about her children's father being dead when he is in fact alive, she will be able to lie to you about soooo much more.

What's going to happen with the father when he gets out of jail? What happens if he cleans up and wants to be involved in his kids' lives? It sounds like she's trying to push him out of the picture 100% which isn't fair to him, he could redeem himself in the future, by having you adopt the kids and become their full time "Dad"

I'm not going to lie to you, the lie about the father alone would make me walk away from this relationship. You entered into a marriage with this woman under false pretenses. I truly feel like she's planning on using you for your financial stability, and if you adopt her kids, then she won't have to worry about them being take

"dishonoronyourcow17" wrote:

ESH. Honestly everyone here sounds like an asshole. You don’t sound very invested in the kids, like you literally said you’d rather not have to deal with them. Why in the world did you marry a single mother? And she’s an asshole for not telling you everything. I feel horrible for her kids, they don’t deserve this.

"ZeusMN85" wrote:

As harsh as this might sound, you'd probably be best just cutting your losses now and filing for divorce. Your marriage is based on lies, there's not really a way to come back from that. When you married this woman you must have realized that her kids were included in the package deal, but you're talking about them as if they are no part of your family at all. The kids are innocent in this and you're talking about punishing them for their mother's mistakes. You clearly don't trust your wife and you clearly don't want to take care of her kids. File for divorce and remove yourself from the situation completely.

So there you have it, everyone is at fault in this situation and this couple should probably go to therapy in the best interest of the kids. Don't lie to your partners!

27 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Have A Cat.

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"The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer."

-Paula Poundstone

It's no secret that cats rule the internet. Whether they are being cute, acting silly, or plotting like an evil mastermind; cats make everyone laugh. These cat memes will make any cat lover lol.

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20 people texted strangers with similar phone numbers and shared the results.

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The days of bringing pies to a next door neighbor's house mostly exist within the tidy world of sitcoms, but that doesn't mean we can't find ways to connect to our neighbors.

People on Twitter are texting their neighbor numbers and posting the results, and it's a hilarious sight to behold. Contrary to how it sounds, this trend doesn't require your to rifle through the Whitepages to find your next door neighbor's phone number (that would be hard work AND incredibly creepy).

Instead you just alter the last digit on your phone number and see who it lands on, so if your number ends in 3777, shoot a text off to 3776.

Since the screenshots from this trend have run the gamut from hilarious to depressing to heartwarming, I have gathered some of the best samplings for you to enjoy.

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Influencers who lied, damaged public property or disrespected people for the sake of a photo.

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Influencers, who bypass these tedious things most of us call "jobs" by making a living posting photos or videos of themselves on Instagram or YouTube, are probably one of the most hated groups of people in the world. Are we commoners just jealous? Maybe a little. But sometimes influencers behave so badly they fully validate the resentment and loathing many of us feel for the influencer community.

Here's 11 stories of influencers who crossed every imaginable line for the sake of narcissism. These heinous acts will make you grateful to call yourself a commoner:

1.) This woman who "stomped all over the plants in this Conservatory for Instagram shots despite staff repeatedly asking her to stop."

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2.) This teen who posed for pics while handling the artwork at the National Art Gallery in Malaysia.

3.) This woman who did yoga on top of the Berlin Holocaust Memorial:

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4.) These influencers who destroyed California's "superbloom" by laying in the poppy fields for pics.

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5.) These people who posed for pics on the train tracks at Auschwitz:

6.) People like this who posed for thirst traps at the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster.

7.) These Instagrammers who used the deadly California wildfires as an opportunity to post semi-clad (and a few fully nude) thirst traps.

8.) This influencer who claimed to have heterochromia until her own dad called her out.

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9.) This influencer who tried to fake a trip to Paris but was terrible at Photoshop.

10.) The influencer who got famous promoting a raw vegan lifestyle and then was caught eating fish.

11.) This influencer who posted an underwear selfie in a rice field, comparing herself to a rice farmer.

People are texting their partners pictures of their butts as puzzles.

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"You want a queen, earn her," Queen Cersei Lannister told Euron Greyjoy (even though she ended up sleeping with him just fifteen seconds later).

The iconic Cersei quote is now being playfully applied to sexting. You want a "booty pic," you better earn it by solving the puzzle.

Monica Escalante has been using the app WIT to turn photos into sliding picture puzzles. When a dude she was texting asked for a picture of her butt, she decided to make him work for it.

"I am pretty sure he liked it, he solved it super fast, in less than 5 minutes with 34 moves," she told BuzzFeed News.

With over 55,000 likes, the tweet has inspired people to create their own challenges.

Some dudes are more receptive to it than others.

"I can't wait," Mads' partner replied.

"I miss those titttiiiieeeeesss," said another.

"Damn I got to solve puzzles to get nudes nowadays. How old are we, 77?" one guy joked.

Some people were straight-up confused.

It's a novel way to spice up a long-distance relationship.

Why stop at butts? You can also use the app to make puzzles of Shrek.

This is, without a doubt, going to be a plot line onEuphorianext season.

Do not trust Nate Jacobs. He is a fugly douche.

25 Memes Men Probably Won't Find Funny.

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“Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that’s beautiful.”

-Rashida Jones

Smiling is great for beauty and laughing is even better. After you chuckle at this meme list, you'll be even more gorgeous than ever. Trust me, I'm totally glowing sitting here in my pizza stained yoga pants and messy bun.

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A man dumped his girlfriend but asks if he can still go on her sister's wedding trip in Hawaii.

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Break-ups are never easy, and it's even harder when there are issues of money involved. When you dish out the money to plan a vacation with a partner you always run the risk that you'll break up before the trip, but that risk literally applies to any planning as a couple.

It obviously sucks to lose a large wad of cash on a trip that is canceled or dampened by the painful existence of a break up, but it's generally far more emotionally messy to force a trip with an ex right after cutting ties.

In a recent post on the Am I The *sshole subreddit, a guy asked if he's wrong for wanting to go to Hawaii with his ex-girlfriend right after dumping her.

"AITA for still wanting to go to Hawaii after breaking up with my girlfriend?"

In the post, OP shared that he covered $1,700 of a $2,500 vacation package for his ex-girlfriend's sister's wedding in Hawaii.

Of course, now that he's broken off the relationship of two and a half years, it makes the logistics of the trip deeply awkward.

"My girlfriend and I had been together for 2 and a half years. Before my decision to break up we had bought a vacation package together for her sisters wedding in Maui. She was short on splitting the cost so I covered $1,700 of the $2,500 total cost."

Now that he's dumped his ex, she understandably doesn't want him to go with her to Hawaii.

However, she hasn't offered to pay him back at all for the trip, so now OP wants to at least take advantage of the airfare he purchased.

"After the breakup she would not allow me to go with her because it was my choice to end the relationship and she would not be paying me back for any part of the trip. I insisted that I should still be able to go because of the amount I paid towards the trip."

While OP doesn't plan to crash his ex's sister's wedding, he still was hoping to share the hotel room and crash on the couch during the trip.

His ex, on the other hand, claimed it would ruin her sister's wedding to see him hanging around the hotel during the evening.

"All I wanted to do was go to Hawaii sleep on the couch of the hotel we had in the evening and be gone the rest of the day. She made the argument I would be ruining her sisters wedding, which none of her family was staying at the same hotel we had booked and had no plans to hang out or be a part of any part of the wedding."

After a difficult discussion, OP said that his ex canceled his ticket without warning him or refunding any of his money.

Now, he is unsure what to do.

"She then canceled my ticket without telling me and I will never see any of the $1,700 back or the money she got back for my plane ticket."

NikkiSharpe thinks OP should take his ex to small claims court.

"NTA. If it was just a vacation, I'd say cancel her ticket since you paid for most of it. But since it's to go to her sister's wedding, I say take her to small claims court for the amount you paid."

justputonsomemusic thinks OP should suck it up and move on, since it's his ex's sister's wedding.

"Going against popular opinion here, but YTA. You dumped her. Now you want to tag along with her to Hawaii just to get your moneys worth?"

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It's her sister's wedding, a special occasion that she had been looking forward to to spend time with family, friends, and with you. Now she is going alone. Do you know how much it sucks going to a wedding as newly single (even if it's been a few months)?"

"You dumped her. The relationship is over. And everyone knows that the best way to get through a breakup is to have zero contact with the ex."

"Getting away to Hawaii for the wedding is her chance at getting away from it all. Now, she has to see your obnoxious arse on the couch in her hotel room every morning and night she is there."

"So basically she is going to her sister's wedding, will be constantly reminded that she is now single and the dumpee, and THEN come back to her hotel room at the end of a long day and see YOU on the bloody couch."

"Write the $1,700 off as a life lesson, and in the future either get travel insurance or only book if you have no plans on dumping your next girlfriend."

huhhhwhatttttttt thinks both OP and his ex suck in this situation.

"ESH. It’s not like they are married. It’s still his money. Technically, she did steal it. He isn’t obligated to stay in a relationship with her. He has the right to break up with her. They aren’t married. They didn’t sign a contract. For all we know she could of cheated on him. Etc. It’s weird that he wants to be in the same hotel, same flight, and same room."

GetBumRushedMate thinks OP was tacky to dump his ex before her sister's wedding and make it about money.

"Am I missing something or what? Because from my experience and the people I know who have flown and booked a hotel, you don't see that money back if you cancel. Unless you try to dispute through the bank or through the flying agency they're using. I've been told and experienced myself that refunding was $0. But in my case it was a hotel. But from others, I've heard they got $0 refunded until they went into the flying agency they booked it with and asked for a refund."

"Also I agree that OP is the asshole here. Like bruh, did he really just dump his ex before the trip? That was planned ahead of time? I get the feeling OP is hiding something else. But that's just my ignorant ass talking."

rdows365 thinks OP is completely to blame for his predicament.

"I agree. YTA. If he was so concerned about his $1700 and the trip to Hawaii in general, he should have waited to break up with her. If she broke up with him, I'd have a different opinion. But because he made the choice, he should have known that she would not want him at her sister's wedding, and therefore he would not be going to Hawaii. He had already agreed to pay the $1700. Maybe she wouldn't have gone to Hawaii at all if he hadn't helped her out."

"Also, people are forgetting that the total trip cost was $2500, so his half was $1250. If anything, she should reimburse him for the additional $450 to make them even, and he should forfeit the $1250 for his half, since, again, he broke up with her."

Regardless of whether this ends with OP letting go of the $1,700 and calling it a day, or pushing the issue in a small claims court, it'll be uncomfortable all around.

Photo of guy carrying assault rifle in Starbucks sparks debate about gun safety.

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Recently, two deadly mass shootings within 24-hours, one in El Paso, Texas, and one in Dayton, Ohio reignited the polarizing and seemingly never-ending debate about gun control. One of the arguments pro-gun people use to defend their right to carry around guns is that "it takes a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun." But how is the general public supposed to know the difference between a "bad guy" and a "good guy"? And how often do we read stories of mass shooters actually being stopped by a "good guy" with a gun?

Journalist Charlie Sykes shared a 2013 photo of a man with an assault rifle strapped to his back waiting in line at Starbucks on Twitter and asked people if this would make them feel safer or less safe.

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Serious question: You walk into a business and see this —> do you 1. Leave 2. Feel Safer 3. Don’t Care

Why is this guy carrying an assault rifle openly in Starbucks? Great question. Is he worried the barista might spell his name wrong unless he openly threatens them with a deadly weapon? Maybe. Is he compensating for something? Probably. Is he a "good guy" with a gun protecting the good people of Starbucks against a potential mass shooting? Hard to say. Either way, it's a terrifying spectacle and very, very American.

Most people are responding to say they would leave and many would also alert authorities.

As many others are pointing out, openly carrying an assault rifle is not a sign of a "good" or "safe" or "sane" person—basically the last person you would want to be carrying one.

While many people say they would fear for their life.

As actor Yvette Nicole Brown and others have pointed out, the fact that this man is white plays a huge part in his privilege to openly carry an assault rifle in a public place.

As this man noted, black people in this country get gunned down by cops for even appearing to be in possession of a gun.

Tamir Rice was killed for playing with a toy gun at age 12.

Even gun lovers are pointing out that this guy seems to be a threat because of the reckless way he's handling his weapon.

Of course, there are a few people arguing that the guy has the "right" to walk into a Starbucks with an assault rifle strapped to his back.

This person claims he's "not doing anything illegal, or threatening."

This person says they would feel safer because "no one is likely to be violent while he is present."

This guy says he would be ready to stop this supposed bad guy with a gun with his own (much smaller) gun.

So now we have a full-on shoot-out at Starbucks?! I'll take a venti caramel latte for here please, since it's probably going to be my last meal on this earth.

Woman seeks advice on in-laws who nearly kill her by refusing to accommodate her severe allergy.

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You think that you're in-laws are bad? At least they're not trying to kill you.

A story going viral and making a bold pitch for the Passive-Aggression Olympics comes courtesy of The Cut's Ask Polly column."Disrespected Daughter-in-Law" explained to Polly that her husband's parents not only refuse to accommodate her deadly allergy to mushrooms, they've been finding excuses to incorporate mushroom powder into dishes every since she came on the scene.

One holiday dinner, the mother-in-law sprinkled mushroom powder into the mashed potatoes. Who needs mushroom powder in mashed potatoes???

"I have a very severe allergy to mushrooms. I carry an EpiPen, and I have been hospitalized multiple times because of exposure to this food. One time, I began convulsing in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. My husband politely explained this to his parents when we started dating, and I was invited to family meals," Disrespected Daughter-in-Law wrote.

According to the woman's husband, his family was never big on mushrooms before somebody they knew could be killed by them.

Even when Disrespected Daughter-in-Law was pregnant and there was not one, but two (!) lives at stake, the in-laws wouldn't quit on fungi. The father-in-law insists that everyone else in the family likes mushrooms, so they won't change what they eat for one person. The spongy texture of the Agaricus bisporus text precedence over their son's wife's life.

DDIL explained that Mushroomgate has resulted in a total rift in the family. She no longer goes to her in-laws for holidays, seeing as it may killer, and the in-laws' unwillingness to compromise on shrooms means "they don’t get to see their grandkids, even though they live very close by."

What's heartbreaking is that the woman believes it is her fault that the relationship has broken down, when the villain here is so clearly the homicidal in-laws.

The letter has inspired thousands to say "JESUS CHRIST WTF???" and share their own life-threatening allergy stories.

Plus, the in-laws are getting psychoanalyzed.

Heather Havrilesky, aka Polly, assured the letter writer that her in-laws are objectively insane and it's not her fault they have a poor relationship:

The important thing to know about your in-laws is that they’re literally trying to kill you. I mean, mushroom powder? Who’s even heard of such a thing? How is it possible that they’re all engaged in this charade of loving the ever-living hell out of mushrooms out of nowhere, in spite of the fact that they know you could die if you eat one? What on God’s green Earth is going on with these people?

Read Polly's response and the entire mushroom letter over at The Cut.

Woman asks if it's okay to walk around house bra-less in front of boyfriend's friend.

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Bras can be uncomfortable and annoying, which is why many women relish the moment when they can go home and whip theirs off after a long day at work.

But one woman was recently left perplexed when her boyfriend's friend chastised her for going bra-less in her own home.

A Reddit user named Emopunkdeath asked this question in the AITA (am I the a-hole) forum and yielded a ton of answers.

"I never wear a bra at home as I find them immensely uncomfortable and hate them with a burning passion," she wrote. "I then go out to the living room to join them. As I’m sitting down the friend makes a comment, something along the lines of 'dude, put on a bra' I figure he’s joking since he kinda laughed before he said it so I just brush it off. He doesn’t bring it up again for the rest of that visit."

Then, a few weeks later, the friend came to visit again — and he still couldn't drop it. OP greeted him at the door without a bra on, and he raised a stink again.

"Immediately after walking in the door the friend says in an exasperated tone “' thought I asked you last time to please wear a bra!!' she wrote. "I’m taken aback and I don’t really know what to say. I kind of stammer our a 'what,why?'"

Then, according to OP, the following exchange happened:

Him: I feel really uncomfortable seeing your boobs Me: But you can’t actually see my boobs Him: Are you kidding me? They’re huge! Of course I can see them! Me: Dude, I’m wearing a baggy shirt. At most you can see a bit of an outline. I don’t understand what about that makes you uncomfortable. Him: you’re joking right?? Me: No...? Him: fucking unbelievable

In a depressing turn, OP then stayed in her room the entire time the friend was staying. She only left the room to eat, go to the bathroom and go to work, all so that she could avoid upsetting her boyfriend's friend with the sight of her bra-less form.

Now, the guest is gone but her boyfriend's giving her grief about it. "He tells me I should’ve just sucked it up and put on a bra and that I was kind of being an asshole about it," she writes. "I feel like I should be allowed to not wear a bra in my home but also I wonder if I should’ve been more accommodating to a guest that’s very important to my bf."

So is she the a-hole here? Some people actually thought so.

"If you have a guest you can’t do the things you normally do like have sex on the counter or the couch but hey that’s just me," said BrightLight86— failing to realize that having body parts is not the same as having sex in front of a friend.

And alyss3423 had some choice words for OP: "I would feel equally uncomfortable if I first met someone and they are their melons hanging down its rude and trashy. I have big ones but I always wear a bra around house guests."

But these posts were in the extreme minority. Almost everyone said OP was not the a-hole, and that her boyfriend and his friend sucked.

"He comes into your home and tells you how to dress because HE’S uncomfortable??" dogsshouldrundaworld wrote. "Was he worried he couldn’t control himself and not look?? I don’t understand. This pisses me off. I’m sorry you have to deal with both of them. Your bf should have had your back and told his friend to mind his own damn business or get out (IMO)."

Others had ideas for corporal punishment similar to boob containment.

"If I were OP I would've insisted that the friend starts wearing a sports cup whenever he visits," wrote gottaquitreddit. "If she has to be uncomfortable for no good reason, so should he."

User toolittletoolatetoolittletoolate pointed out the hypocrisy in women being expected to wear bras all the time:

"Men walk around shirtless all the time, but somehow I’m indecent even though I’m wearing a shirt? ... Next time he comes over and wants to comment on your chest, kick him the f*** out. Don’t quarantine yourself in your room in your own house. If he’s uncomfortable he can leave."

And donutschmonut had a beautifully trollish idea: "I would have put a bra on....over my t-shirt."

Case closed.

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