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Britney Spears' fans take her to task for posting about unworn pair of $6,000 shoes.

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Britney Spears' fans are peeved once again after the entertainer posted a pic of some $6,000 Louboutins she'd never worn before.

Brit-Brit posted a pic on Instagram showing some bedazzled snakeskin pumps by Christian Louboutin, the fancy shoe designer beloved by celebs.

The caption reads, "Four years ago I bought my first pair of Christian Louboutin snakeskin heels that were 6,000 dollars ..... PS I've never worn them !!!!!"

First of all, how did Britney survive as a 21st-century celeb without Louboutins until the very late date of 2015?

And second of all, Brit... why have you not worn them?!

We all know Britney Spears is rich, but to drop $6,000 on shoes only to have them languish in her closet is a bit much. Fans were facepalming left and right under the photo.

People pointed out a lot of good could be done with $6,000 — and none of it would involve buying one pair of shoes.

Some fans are also perplexed at Britney's choice to flaunt this flagrant spending just days after she came under fire for spending over $66,000 at Target (a move which, conversely, everyone defended because who hasn't accidentally dropped $66,000 at Target).

There's also the animal cruelty angle. Because these shoes were so pricey, it's likely they're authentic snakeskin (with gems and flourishes added afterward, obv). And that kind of thing just doesn't fly anymore. Celebs need to bend over backwards to appease the PETA crowd these days, and it turns out Britney's no exception.

One or two fans stuck up for Brit, saying she has the right to spend her money however she wants.

Either way, I think we can all agree that these need to be featured in Britney's next holiday shoes vid. For the people.


Childless man asks if he's justified in yelling at someone else's 10-year-old kid.

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Kids can be annoying AF, and sometimes it takes a childless hero to teach them how to behave.

A Reddit user asked the people of the "Am I the A**hole?" community to help him figure out if he was, in fact, the a-hole in a recent situation.

The man in question was in a supermarket parking lot when he heard a car horn going off over and over again.

He looked around and realized that the source of the noise was a kid who looked about 10 years old, holding his mom's keys and hitting the remote lock over and over so that the car would keep beeping.

The kid kept going despite being very lightly scolded by his mom, and he even kept it up when he got inside the store:

Deep breaths. Surely he’ll stop after 3-4 clicks. Nope. His mom lightly swats him on the arm and tells him to stop.

They enter the little vestibule, where the carts live, just ahead of me. The kid’s still clicking the fob, the horn’s still honking. Mom swats his arm again. He grins at her sheepishly. They go straight inside, I stop to grab a cart. Horn keeps honking. I walk in, they’re in line at the Starbucks just inside the door. Kid is still clicking, horn is still honking. By now, it’s obvious the kid knows exactly what he’s doing, mom knows what he’s doing, they both know it’s not cool, but neither of them give a shit, apparently.

Finally, the man had enough. He snapped at the kid.

So as I’m walking by, I say, “Hey!” Loud enough to get the kid’s attention. He turns and looks at me wide-eyed. I tell him, calmly, “You know, that’s incredibly annoying to everyone around you. Next time you should try and have some manners.” He doesn’t say anything, just continues to stare at me. I move on, grab some tomatoes, and head to the deli.

But the story's not over yet. The mom found him and threatened to press charges if he ever yelled at her kid again.

Yes, seriously:

A few minutes later, mom marches up as I’m ordering deli stuff, wags her finger at me, and says, “Don’t you ever speak to my kid like that again.”

Me (matter-of-factly): Hopefully, I’ll never see your kid again.

Mom: Don’t you ever speak to my child like that again.

Me: Maybe next time you should just take the keys away from him.

Mom starts going on about how she had to leave her kid alone by Starbucks to come tell me off. Or something. TBH, I wasn’t really listening. She wasn’t making much sense, and I didn’t really care enough to try and follow along, so I just stayed quiet and waited for her to finish. Being confronted for scolding her kid was a risk I accepted, so I let her say her piece.

She ended her rant with, “Don’t you ever talk to my kid like that again. If you do, I’ll have you brought up for assault,” and promptly turned and walked off. I don’t think confronting me was quite as satisfying in reality in as it was in her head.

So who's the a-hole in this situation: the guy? The kid? The mom? All three? Or none of the above?

The people of Reddit have spoken: the man is definitely not the a-hole.

"If he was 5 it would be a different story," wrote GingerFire29. "Sometimes kids need a shake up from a stranger to realize that their actions impact people beyond themselves and their immediate family."

EmoMoMimi pointed out that the man could've phrased it a little better: "should something like this come up again maybe phrasing it a little bit differently. 'Listen to your mother' might go over a little better."

kai7yak agreed:

I despise the modern mentality of "don't say a word if it isn't your kid".

I'm not advocating for people to yell at strange children, discipline them, be nasty or sarcastic, or anything like that - but a quick "knock it off" is absolutely appropriate and I wish it were done more often.

When I was a kid - having a random parent/adult tell me to stop doing something was extremely effective. As a parent - I appreciated it a ton when random parents (on the playground for example) would tell my son to wait his turn or not climb up the slide. It worked so much better than me saying the same thing 30 times to him.

OP - That being said, I think just the first sentence was fine. "Hey. That's incredibly annoying." Your second sentence of " get some manners" puts you right on the line of going to far and AH territory.

thinkevolution agreed that a softer touch might have been warranted:

You were annoyed and took a risk, knowing it would likely lead to the wrath of mama bear. We all know in our minds that scolding another person's kid is typically not accepted widely in our society. So you did what you did, knowing that it'd likely lead to repercussions.

Mom let her son first disobey her and then continue to do it, to the point you commented. She then chased you at the deli to yell at you - citing leaving a child alone to do so - ummm, society also thinks she sucks now for doing that...

IMO - the only thing you could have done differently is said something like "excuse me, did you know your horn is going off?" I'd have said it to the mom and then pointed out "Oh, I think it's because your son keeps hitting the button. It's pretty loud, you may want to stop him!"

So it turns out this is one of those rare instances when a kid deserves a little input from a stranger.

27 memes to help put a smile on your face this morning.

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"The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters."

-Audrey Hepburn

If you want to really enjoy your life you should try to laugh as much as possible. These ridiculously funny memes are the perfect stress-buster. Go ahead and start your day off with a chuckle.

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Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell teamed up to respond to tabloid rumors about their 'marriage problems.'

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Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have been in the public eye for a long time, so having creeps and tabloids speculate on their relationship is nothing new.

In their online life and interviews, Shepard and Bell strike a refreshing balance between giving people hope that love is real, and keeping it honest about the constant work a marriage requires.

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Despite their transparency with fans and the general public, Shepard and Bell are still the subjects of unsubstantiated tabloid rumors, mostly focusing on the status of their marriage and Shepard's sobriety.

Luckily, they're both well practiced at letting absurd rumors roll off their backs, and every now and then they'll team up to troll the tabloids back.

On Thursday, they both took turns making fun of a request for comment sent from Life and Style magazine.

According to the email, anonymous sources tipped Life and Style off about previous marital issues between the couple - partially linked to Shepard's addiction.

In a truly gracious act of voyeurism, the email asked if either of them would like to weigh in on their own love life. Luckily, for Life and Style and anyone following the couple, they both decided to weigh in via Instagram roast comments.

Shepard captioned the post with all the fake alarm he could muster:

"DAMNIT! Who in the inner circled leaked?! I want names! My "addiction issues" are between me, my sponsor, and the 3-4 folks listening to me speak about it for 4 hours a week on my podcast!!! How dare you!!! Now if you will excuse me, I have a marriage to save..."

Bell was quick to confess that she was the anonymous source, desperate to bring the true nature of their marriage to the light.

She wrote:

"I'm sorry hun, it was me. I've found that my most dependable friends have always been the sources at Life and Style. They are always there to listen when I need to vent about your @peakyblindersofficial addiction."

Bell also followed up with an artful draft of a reply email.

"Honey, I dare u to respond 'by 5pm tomorrow' with an email of ALL (eggplant) emojis."

Technically, Life and Style got comments from both of them, what else could they even desire?!

Trump fat-shames his own supporter on stage at rally as crowd laughs.

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Donald Trump hosted a rally in New Hampshire on Thursday night, which was of course an enlightening evening in which he explained his record over his last years in office and offered his vision for a second term—LOLJK he told an arena "you have no choice but to vote for me" and then fat-shamed a guy in front of the world.

The president, who is of course the paragon of physical health, confused a supporter for a protestor and after an brief interruption, said, "That guy has a serious weight problem."

"Go home, start exercising. Get him out of here, please," he added, as security officials started escorting people out. "Got a bigger problem than I do! Got a bigger problem than all of us."

"Look at that fatty over there!" is quite the re-election strategy.

According to the Associated Press, the guy singled out by the president was wearing a Trump 2020 shirt, and was "enthusiastically shaking his fist" at the protestors.

Bullying is bad regardless of the man's stature, but it's interesting to note that the dude mocked wasn't even that large.

IfNotNow, the progressive Jewish movement behind the protests, shared a video of the event up close, and the Trump 2020 guy has seemingly normal Body Mass Index.

The fat-shamee has been identified as Frank Dawson, and he has no hard feelings with regards to his very public humiliation at the hands of Dear Leader.

Everything's good, and Dawson got an Air Force One voicemail from "his guy."

By the way, remember when Trump said that his accusers were too ugly to sexually assault? Good times.

25 tweets from women this week that will make you smile, not that we're telling women to smile.

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The summer of Midsommar is officially in its late-summer phase, and Green Day is beginning to stock up on nuts for September. Before you freak out over whether or not you have truly made the most of the season society and The Beach Boys insist is the best, enjoy some funny jokes.

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People are sharing unusual punishments their parents gave them.

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Parents do the darnedest things when trying to teach their kids a lesson. Someone recently asked Reddit: "What's the strangest punishment your parents ever gave you?" Here are 21 examples—some funny and creative, others straight-up horrifying (do not try some of these at home, parents!).

Whether or not these people learned from their past crimes, they'll certainly never forget the time:

1.) zarfytezz1 was forced to smell dog breath?!

Forced to smell dog breath. Because "If we have to deal with the filth from your mouth, then you have to deal with the filth from its mouth." I got this on numerous occasions.

It sounds silly at first, but it was anything but at the time. I begged them to give me anything but that.

2.) MAcsSNAcs had to sleep in the dark:

Not really a strange punishment, but it turned out strangely I think. When I was probably 5 or 6, something happened (literally can't remember what I did to deserve the punishment) that caused my parents to send me to my room with no lights allowed on and the door closed. I'd never been able to sleep with the door closed and at least a light on in the hall or something til then. This time? I just went to sleep after a while in there with no lights, and that was the last time I needed lights on or the door open when I went to bed. Worked out well from my point of view IMO.

3.) mswhatsit_32 lost library privileges:

My parents routinely took away my library card when I did something worth punishing.

So I memorized it.

When they caught on they refused to go to the library with me for the duration of my punishment.

So I started volunteering at the library once a week so they had to take me.

4.) laterdude had to edit his dad's videos:

Dad made me splice together his old 8mm vacation films into a Vine style highlight reel after I hurt his feelings by refusing to see Chef with him.

5.) tourettes_on_tuesday lost floppy disc privileges:

When I was 10, mom would take my NES games for a week.

When I was 13, mom would take my SNES games for a week.

When I was 16, mom would take my BLANK FLOPPY DISCS for a week.

I didn't explain the mistake to her until I moved out.

6.) Rust_Dawg had to live their nightmare:

I was deathly afraid of my basement, and the threat for not adhering to lights-out time was being forced to sleep in the basement for the night.

Anyway, I forget what I was doing but I was up to no good one night, probably reading comic books with a flashlight or something. I got sent to sleep in the basement and was pretty much up all night being super scared.

It was threatened a lot but I think it only actually happened once.

7.) Angsty_Potatos was punished for cursing with cursing?!

If I cursed, my mom would make me go into the bathroom and say every curse I knew while looking in the mirror so "I could see how ugly I made myself look while cursing".

Well, I learned that if I wanted to curse with impunity all I had to do was say "A*s" and get sent to the bathroom where I could say any curse I could think of, punishment free, for as long as I wanted. lol

8.) fatbean100 had to be late to school:

I got a bad grade on a math test in elementary school. As my dad dropped me off for the day, I quickly told him he needed to sign something (the test). He was SO FURIOUS, that even though I was already late for school, he drove the 2 miles back home, spanked me and made me walk to school. I was soooo late.

9.) genetically__odd had waste time and tennis balls:

I had to fill cut-open tennis balls with pennies.

I’m still... not sure what that was about.

I was innocent btw.

10.) _Benjameme got the fear of birds put in to him:

If I misbehaved in a car, my mom would lower the window and say that a bird would fly in if I’d continue to misbehave...

11.) Dusty_Muffin_11 was forced in to old-fashioned face-time:

Me and my sister were fighting after i tried to steal some of her chili fries and she stabbed me with a fork. Dad took us out back and tied us up face to face with a rope. Told us when you figure out how to work together you will be able to get out.

12.) malificide15 was forced into solitary confinement:

I would get grounded to the front porch because when I was grounded in my room I would entertain myself with literally anything, even lint from the carpet. So my dad finally had enough and made me sit on the front porch and I wasnt allowed to talk to anyone except to say that im grounded and cant talk

13.) Breastfedbitch got the diaper treatment:

My mom was pretty old school so she wasn’t against spanking which was my usual punishment.

Strangest was when I made fun of my sister for wetting the bed, calling her a baby and stuff. My mom wasn’t happy because I was making her cry and setting her back. So as a punishment she made me wear a pull up whenever my sister had too.

14.) lordofwar28 went to the "hospital":

For some reason my parents allowed my brother and I to have a very basic bow and arrow which we were allowed to shoot at a cardboard box in the backyard. I, being very young and very dumb, crawled into the box while my brother was firing. Parents were not pleased and to demonstrate how dangerous what I had done was, they made me lay on the couch for the whole day and pretend I was in a hospital bed.

15.) TARxHEELx23 went to "prison":

My mom always told me I would end up in prison.

As punishment, she would make me sit in time out under an office desk with a slat back chair turned upside down on top so the back covered the opening like bars.

Come dinner time she fed me hard rolls and water because "That's what they serve in prison."

I found out years later, while not good food, prison food is much better than hard rolls and water.

16.) koreahetalia got the "buck rag" and it's as bad as it sounds:

The "Buck Rag." Still have nightmares.

For those who don't know, a buck rag is a rag that's been rubbed all over a sweaty, oily, piss-soaked billy goat in rut, and is often used for goat breeding purposes.

In our Alabama town, it became popular for parents to use these to punish children. Goat farmers would even sell the rags for the purpose.

Basically the teenager would be taken outside, and the parents would remove the buck rag from the jar, drape it over the kid's face, and tie a knot in the back. Plenty of room to breathe, no room to avoid the smell.

I never saw why everyone feared it so much until my parents gave it to me one night for sneaking around with my boyfriend at night. I puked. A lot.

17.) joshuar9476 got robbed for robbing:

When I was 16 I got caught shoplifting a cd. Thankfully they didn't press charges but my father confiscated every possession I owned short of the essentials (Mattress, blankets, clothes), and ironically, a $200 police scanner, still in the box, he didn't know about. And that's how I got into listening to police scanners.

Edit: Scanner was shoplifted as well and I never shoplifted again after getting caught.

18.) xero_art lost the right to read:

I was not allowed to read unless it was specifically for school.

19.) K3Elisa was forced to skip mom's cooking:

Withheld dinner & I was only allowed to have bread and butter. My mother is a terrible cook so I was super okay with this.

20.) proptooccupy got the wet iPhone treatment:

When I was little, my mom's go-to punishment was to make me kneel on uncooked rice for about 15 minutes. Had to keep a straight back or else the time was increased. She did this because that was how her mom punished her and her brother. She eventually stopped using this punishment after she set some clear boundaries with my very controlling grandmother. She never felt right making me do it. My little sister never had to go through it...I kind of resented that for a while, but eventually was grateful she didn't experience it.

21.) CDC_ was tortured with sports:

I was always more the artist type. Didn't much care for throwing the football around or working on cars. I wasn't belittled or anything, my family let me do me.

But my step-father was an evil genius and when I did something that was considered a minor infraction he'd give me the option of either going to bed early or staying up till my normal bedtime but having to watch sports with him in the living room. And I couldn't just zone out or read. He'd sit there and make chit chat about the game or try explaining the rules or the players stats or something else I couldn't have cared less about.

I'm 34 and we still laugh about that sometimes. Sh*t was brutal.

As a kid, the weirdest punishment I ever faced was being forced to finish a whole plate of pancakes after I found a long strand of hair in one. Guess it could've been worse!

20 people who explore abandoned buildings share the things that scared them from going back.

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Exploring abandoned spaces can lead to discovering historical artifacts and fascinating keepsakes, but it can also lead to some deeply terrifying stories. Most abandoned buildings are simply no longer in use because the company shut down or the homeowners passed on, but there are abandoned spaces with stories of ghosts, violent squatters and disconcerting objects.

While most scary stories have a logical explanation, sometimes the logic is even less comforting. For example, knowing a set of daunted dolls or tarnished weapons belong to a real person hiding out in a space isn't any less creepy than a ghost. Some questionable circumstances only

In a recent Reddit thread people shared the scariest things they've experienced while exploring abandoned spaces, and it'll make you feel better about staying away from the abandoned warehouse.

1.Redheadeddanger and their friend never returned to the abandoned asylum.

"There used to be this abandoned asylum in the woods by the park near the house where I grew up. The main building above ground had been torn down but the basement was still there and you could enter it through a small window that was just big enough to crawl through. The furniture and some medical stuff was all still down there. I was too afraid to go through the window but my friend wasn’t."

"He was down there for about five minutes before he screamed and jumped out of the window. He said something was chasing him. We could hear it down there scurrying around but none of us wanted to get close enough to the window to look with the flashlight. A few years later a woman got attacked near there by a gaze of aggressive raccoons."

2. Bay2NPS2NFS2BLM2Sac got caught backpack handed.

"Owner threatening to beat the shit out of us because he thought we were after copper. Dude was actually pretty chill when he realized we were dumb teens and not meth heads, but he did force us to give over our backpacks to make sure we didn't have spray paint or tools."

3. holla_at_cho_boi69 got chased by men with hunting rifles.

"This was when I was a kid, maybe 12/13 back when me and my 4 cousins were little hellions. They lived out on a ranch and we would ride four wheelers to a bunch of abandoned buildings in the country all the time."

"One time we came across a bridge and decided to stop and enjoy the view. It was a beautiful day I should mention. Sun, was shining, birds were singing, and the water in the river looked amazing rushing under the bridge. Then we noticed something strange. There is a metal wire tied to the rail of the bridge and hanging down into the water. Of course curiosity got the best of us, so we decide to pull it up and see what it was all about."

"We pull up a deer skull. A huge one too, with large antlers and everything. Mind you, this is not within the time line of hunting season at all. Then my cousin says, "look over there!" We see what looks like an ax stuck in the middle of a tree stump down by the river. We walk to the end of the bridge and hike our way down to the river and low and behold, this is not an ax, it was a deer's leg that had been chopped off and stuck in the dead center of the tree stump, pointing straight up at the sky. We rushed back to the top of the bridge and decided there was no way a deer died by itself and put it's leg in a tree stump and tied it's skull to a metal wire. We come to the realization that someone is hunting out of season."

"Suddenly, as two of my cousins are discussing whether to take the head with them or not (they thought it was super cool but it smelled absolutely horrible), we see some hillbilly looking men step out onto the porch of a house up on the hill. They are holding rifles. They see that we've pulled up the wire with the deer skull and start running down the hill at us. We never rode our four wheelers so fast! We booked it out of there! We made it back to the ranch and told our parents about it."

4. AustynCunningham was startled by their own reflection.

"As I've shared before in this comment, I look at abandoned/foreclosed homes for part of my job (Walked through about 2,500 in the past 4-years). The time I got scared the most was in an abandoned home, all windows and doors boarded up and the house was very rough, ransacked and had lots of debris."

"I got in and was taking photos of all the rooms. I made my way to the basement (very dimly lit from gaps in the boards covering the windows) and upon turning the corner I see a man standing in the back corner of the room looking back at me, I yelled in fear and jumped back only to realize it was a floor to ceiling mirror and a reflection of myself. TLDR: Myself in a large mirror."

5. sliptripdipsticktrip did not see the razorwire.

"About 10 years ago I was exploring an old run down hotel in my city with some friends at about 3am. The property owners were having serious troubles with squatters so they had put razor wire everywhere. I was wearing thin jeans (I was 18 and stupid). I tripped on some steps and thought some of the razor wire had just caught on my jeans. We keep going and get inside."

"Soon I realize my leg is wet. And I don't just mean wet, it is soaked from the knee down. It's dark as hell, so my buddy shines his flashlight on my leg and it turns out it's blood. I have to drop my pants in front of everyone to see where it's coming from. Right above my knee is this little cut, squirting blood. We all start cursing, one of the girls pukes and has to turn away. Fortunately my buddy (incidentally the one with the flashlight) takes off his belt and sweatshirt and makes a pressure pack for it and gets me to lay down with my leg above my head for a bit."

"After awhile we decide we have to hike outta there and quick before security comes back for their rounds. So we tighten the belt and we hike outta there. I had to take my pants all the way off because I didn't want to rip them over the sweatshirt. So here I am walking out of this hotel and into the subsequent neighborhood to where out car was parked in my boxer briefs holding my leg, soaked in blood from the knee down."

"Ended up going okay, sewed it up at home with help from dude with the flashlight. He was a nifty friend to have around. Tl;Dr break into a hotel, trip over razor wire, don't realize it's bad until we're all the way in, have to hike out in no pants. Have good friends."

6. Automatic_Treat lost their sense of smell at the toxic waste plant.

"Finding ~150 barrels of toxic waste illegally dumped in the Packard Plant in Detroit. I stayed there too long without a respirator. I had a bad headache and felt spacey for the rest of the day. I also lost about 70% of my sense of smell permanently."

7. bonersaladbar found an orb in the cookie factory.

"This was a few years ago but there was an abandoned cookie factory in my city. We found out if we walked down some train tracks you could get in through an unlocked side door. So me and two other guys went exploring, we entered the basement and wandered through, it was obvious people had been there before by the shitty "Hail Satan" graffiti tags all over what was a locker/shower room."

"Anyway, we come to a ladder going up to the next floor and I proceed to go up it and realize when the company left the building they had sectioned this portion of the building off. The ladder went up and had a curved rung on it, so they had take a large piece of plywood and cut holes in it to fit in through the rungs and laid it on the floor to block it off. I get to the top, lock my legs on the ladder and push hard on the plywood and it comes up."

"There on the floor about 6 inches in front of my face was a glass orb. It was reflecting, there in the darkness. I'm looking at my own face and what I can make out with my light. I just stayed there for a minute expecting something to come out of the darkness and tear my fucking face off and pull me up the ladder. So I took a breath, lifted the plywood, slid underneath onto the floor and assumed the fucking Wolverine stance, like that was going to save me from the deranged murder ghost of the abandoned cookie factory."

"The two guys I was with get up the ladder and we look around, we found a 6 foot tall t-rex and toys and all kinds of stuff. Old children's museum exhibits. By this point if you live in my city, you most likely know where I was. The cookie factory had a nearby children's museum and they held old exhibits for the museum in one of the empty wings in the factory, maybe for a tax break or something. I guess since the factory shut down, they blocked that part off and hoped they'd forget about it."

"Bonus story: We went back with a larger group, which isn't a smart idea because you make more noise obviously and we heard someone shouting at us. With us was a friend of mine who was about 6"3 and 300 pounds. Another guy had a gun on him just in case as well. So we're not really worried but this is also not somewhere that you want to draw attention to yourselves. So we decided we'd better leave as we hear this person banging shit and cursing at us. We get out and keep walking and we finally see the person in question. Little crack head in a purple vikings jersey with a squeaky voice who was probably just trying to ride a high in peace.

Edit: It was the interbake cookie factory in Richmond, va. It's now fancy new apartments."

8. Rhyssayy still doesn't know who the voice belonged to.

"Me and two of my friends were exploring some woods on the outskirts of my city when we were around 12/13 years old. These woods had old Barracks in them that were used during WWII but are completely abandoned overgrown and rundown now."

"To actually get to any explorable barracks you had to go quite deep into the forest and up some very steep hills in which you use the trees roots that grow down them to climb up. This was the first time me and my friends had ventured this deep before so all were pretty excited at seeing how far we could go and how big the place actually was."

"Eventually, we came to a crosspath and we choose to go down the right side. We had to squeeze our way through some tight stinging nettle bushes but luckily we all had long clothes on to protect us. We stumbled out into this huge clearing area where right in front of us was a huge building that had a massive entrance in the side. We were all astounded as we didn't realize any buildings this big were in this forest and we hadn't seen any real abandoned places before."

"Of course we decided to go in and check it out and inside it stretched quite deep and was very dark. Being young we were all pretty nervous to actually set foot any further than where the natural light from the opening spread to. We hung around the entrance for a bit messing around echoing our voices and such. Eventually one of my friends is looking off into the darkness with a very frightened expression on his face. Me and my other friend turn to him to ask him what's the matter and he says "guys I swear I just saw a face or something in the dark over there." Me and my friend thinking he is trying to just spook us out tell him to stop messing with us we aren't falling for his tricks. That's when it happened..."

"The loud scream of an adult male fills the entire building amplified by the echo. With that me and my friends look at each other absolutely terrified and let out shrieks ourselves. We bolt it towards the bushes in which we came and start making a break straight back the way we came without looking back. We must have run for a solid ten minutes straight without even stopping. Those huge steep hills I spoke about earlier we literally jumped down and just slid down them getting covered in dirt."

"We finally reached the edge of the forest and stopped running. We never did find out who was in there or why but considering how young I was it was definitely one of my most terrifying experiences."

"Edit: That event stopped me from going back there for a very long time. However, as I got older I eventually plucked up the courage to go back. I had told all my friends about this experience and so we decided to go there with a much larger group 10+. It took us a while to actually find the place again as the forest is kinda like one straight path where you gotta chose your location to move down off the hills to find the abandoned bunkers/barracks. When we found the place we were more equipped with flashlights and stuff. We went in and took a look around and didn't see anything out of the usual. My guess is like people said probably a squatter scaring us off the ManBearPig."

9. Manners_BRO found a family cemetery in the woods.

"I have posted this to a couple other AskReddit questions, but anytime this type of question comes up I always go back to growing up in a small rural New England town and as a kid would always venture into the woods and find neat old things. My dad noticed that I was really interested in exploring and finding old things near our land so one day asked if I wanted to go see something that no one else he knew had known about. I jumped at the chance and we drove off into the mountains and parked on the side of the road."

"We got out and walked into the woods for what felt like 45 mins and we came across this really small cemetery. There had to be 10 or so stones and you couldn't really make out anything on them, but a couple of them that read something like 1802-1803 and 1803-1805. My dad said he stumbled on it as a kid and it must have been a small family cemetery. It just kind of broke my heart thinking about how many of those stones were probably infant/toddler."

10. kilroy94 heard screams inside the lighthouse.

"Traveled to this lighthouse on one of the only undeveloped stretches of California coast (aptly and scarily named the Lost Coast): https://www.lighthousefriends.com/puntagorda1_2006.jpg

It was the middle of winter, the opposite of tourist season. I drove by myself to hike the lost coast alone. Hadn’t had cell service in an hour at least while driving to the trailhead over bumpy and partially flooded roads."

"Hike down the coastline through the mist and eventually come across a house on the coast that looks empty, but while walking near it, I start hearing noises that sound like doors opening and closing. I start running and realize that there is a large creek outlet into the ocean between myself and getting away from the house. I wade through, get soaked, and then about a hundred yards down the beach I look back to see an older man looking down the beach towards me. I’m already extremely creeped out and realizing that if someone wanted to kill me out here, I’m dead basically."

"Further down the beach, I can see the lighthouse through the fog and I keep heading towards it. The building to the left in the picture is what I came to first, but It was getting dark and the building creeped me out. I braced myself walking past it and noticed that covering the far wall were many, many white hand prints. I’m sweating bullets now, absolutely terrified and scurry past the building towards the lighthouse. I peered into the windows of the lighthouse from a distance, but I couldn’t make myself go into the building because in my mind, anything could be in there. Eventually, my terror subsides a bit and I continue down the beach."

"The lighthouse is out of sight if I turn around and it’s getting late, so I’m thinking about where to set up camp. While I’m turned towards the ocean, I heard what sounded like a man’s loud scream come from back towards the lighthouse. Didn’t sleep a wink that night."

11. madsmoiselle saw the writing on the wall.

"A few months ago I was cruising around Chattanooga with my sister and a friend. We were on the side of town with this factory some people had told us was a pretty cool old place to check out, so we decided what the fuck let’s kill some time there. Anyone from the area might be familiar with it, it’s the old Central Soya factory off of Amnicola, and there are several videos online of people exploring it."

"Our first mistake was going through the gate. It was the obvious way in, so we merrily traipse down the road and onto the property. It’s the middle of the afternoon, so it’s bright and sunny, and the wind is blowing so we can hear loose metal banging around up ahead. We pass the silos and end up in the loading dock kind of area. Pretty much every square inch is covered in graffiti, so we wander around there for a minute. Once we enter the building, there’s a pitch black hallway to our right."

"Fuck that, we stay in the loading area and go up to the second floor. My friend is walking ahead of us, and he stops at the top of the stairs to look around before rushing us back down. Apparently the entire upstairs was trashed, littered in papers and blankets and empty cans. What spooked him was the room at the far end - the half open door started to swing wider when he looked at it, and he couldn’t see anything farther than that."

"We got back to the main floor, creeped out and ready to leave, when we hear a voice whisper, “Hey.” Nothing else, but at that moment the wind stopped and the whole place went dead still, demon possession horror movie style. We noped the fuck out of there, and as we were heading back to the gate we found a message. “I can see you,” was painted on the asphalt, and when my friend and sister looked back they both saw a man walk past one of the windows. Apparently he turned to stare at us for a moment before gliding out of sight again, and even though I didn’t see him we all still had chills hours later."

"We’ve talked about going back with more people and better flashlights, but so far no one is that enthusiastic about it."

12. BeanSoupBoi knows the physical danger of exploring old construction sites.

"When I was younger my niece (we're the same age) and I were out exploring an abandoned construction site at night, and didn't notice the huge hole in the ground leading to what I imagine was going to be a tank or basement for one of the houses. She managed to jump over it, but I fell in and ended up with a rebar rod going through the front of my right shin. I was stuck down there for a while before she could grab my hand and help pull me out. We staggered home and packed the wound with tampons and peroxide for fear of getting in trouble."

"Of course our parents found out when I came down with a terrible infection and other injuries showed up (also permanently fucked my left shoulder smashing it on the way down). I walk with a kinda inward limp to this day, but a large circular scar is all that's really left from the accident."

"We were so lucky we hadn't both fallen in, or gotten more seriously injured so far from home. A few years later a kid I went to school with died falling out of a half-built house, and that made it sink in all the way. Mind the caution tape, kids. It's not worth the risk."

13. DyingLion still doesn't know what happened to the mysterious VW bug.

"I came across a very old, very smashed up VW Bug in a ravine in the woods. It had been there a long time since it was half buried in the mud. I started poking around the site and found dozens of old school style lady’s stockings, many tied together and disintegrating, scattered around. I found old Kodak film developing canisters. I found a bag of cement completely hardened among other things."

"Plus a year before I had found a very old ice pick close to the site. I got the chills and became a bit concerned. I had posted about this on Reddit years ago, but the general consensus was that the chassis was missing and it was just someone’s garbage dump. But I still wonder about it, so much of the Bug was scattered about and buried in mud. It was just so weird."=

Edit: To add a few more details, the Bug is in North Carolina. Late 50’s early 60’s orange convertible I think. The icepick says Middletown Ice & Coal(?) Co. Phone 2-5453"

14. lordpoee lived next to a haunted abandoned house.

"There use to be a house just behind our property when I was a kid. It was abandoned, the lady who lived there died some 30 years ago and no one ever bothered with the house. It was seriously run down. All the windows were broken by vandals, storms had blown stuff all over the place, the floors were water damaged and warped., the paint was flaking off everywhere and it smelled strange. The back area had a shed with what I presumed were jars of canned vegetables that were so old they had begun to molt. The creepy vibe was very strong and when me and my siblings went to explore it, we all had a strong feeling we were being watched. Now, my brother and sister had their own unexplained experiences but I'll share mine."

"In the upstairs room and the top of the stairs, there was an old hospital bed with a stained mattress. There were also shelves full of books, interesting books that were going to wasting. A few of them had very neat covers and the pages were ruined, so I thought I would salvage the covers for a journal or something."

"Anyway, I gathered up a few books I felt could be salvaged and laid them on the bed. Bear in mind my brother and sister were in the very next room, I could see them the whole time while they were trying to make their way out onto a balcony. One of them called for me to help move an old TV, so I went and helped. Again, I could see them the whole time, they never left that room."

"Now, I shit thee not. When I got back to the book room...those books were back on the shelf. To this day, I have no rational explanation. I never went back to that house."

15. unpopularvoid doesn't know if the "firemen" were ghosts or just mysteriously vanished.

"My friends and I went to this abandoned prison by our town one night. As we got there 4 of them ran straight in while a girl and I stood out front because the gate wouldn’t open anymore. So as we stand there wondering how were gonna get in a truck suddenly pulls up. Now you must remember this is an abandoned prison. There is only one road that leads in and out, with a connected road that circles the prison. As the truck pulls in closer they turn their high-beams on us and pull over to the side. Shotgun rolls down his window and starts asking us if it was just the two of us."

"Since she was freaking out, I decided to take control and (really dumb on my part) say “Yeah its just us two. Were here on a date.” The man looks me up and down and goes “Alright well were stationed up at the fire station right behind the prison we were just checking to see if you guys were vandals but if its just you two please be safe” and they drove off on the road that circled the prison. A little while later police show up. They question us intensely and i tell them “wait the firefighters who patrol this place gave us permission to be here!” Those cops asked me wtf i was talking about and if they went into the prison. The only reason i comment this is because the “firefighters” never exited down that one road. They just disappeared into the circular road around the prison."

16. SDRabidBear knows the importance of backup lights.

"I was exploring an abandoned mine in the Mojave. I was pretty far in, climbing down ladders and exploring old rooms. I saw old news papers, break rooms, clothes and unexploded dynamite in the walls. Something spooked me and I turned around fast to run. I hit my head on the rock, broke my headlamp and knocked myself out. I came too I was wet cold and it was pitch black. Like no light at all black. I tried my headlamp, didn't work, tried my back up, didn't work, flashlight was also dead."

"I was seriously beginning to get really scared. I continued searching my backpack, I found several odd shapes not usually in it. It was Halloween chem-lights, that my kids had put into to my backpack. I tore the first one open and cracked it. Beautiful green light everywhere! I recognized where I was and made my way out. I surveyed myself I had a gash in my head about 3" long, I was covered in blood and mud. I drove to urgent care down in Victorville. I ended up with 13 staples in my head. I never went back into a mine alone after that."

"I did go into Cave of the Winds here in CO on a candlelight tour years later. I was fine until they had us blow out the candles...that trapped fear in that mine came right back. It was all I could do not to panic and GTFO of there. Don't explore old abandoned mines by yourself. Tell people where you are. Have backups of backups of backups and don't rely on freaking batteries."

17. TheDevilIsBlue caught a squatter in the act of self-love.

"Place looked totally abandoned, run down shit and trash everywhere. Opened this one door and there was some huge guy masturbating to his big ass tv.. you cant unsee something like that."

18. SyntirVirus doesn't know what the ghost wants.

"Spent the day at my then gf's house. Her grandmother (Margaret) lives in a secondary home on the same property located in the backyard. We were casually watching baseball on the couch when her gma came over with a terrified look on her face. The only 2 people occupying her house is herself and my wife's cousin (Kyle). When you open the door to her home you immediately enter the kitchen. From her front door you see her kitchen, her bedroom, and finally her bathroom all in the same field of view (all separated by walls and door ways). She began to explain how she had just gotten home and announced herself to Kyle since she saw the bathroom door closed, the light on and the shower running upon entry to the kitchen. Kyle didn't respond as he usually would, so she announced herself a second time."

"She described an eerie silence which led her to call Kyle on her phone. Kyle answers the phone and and tells her he's currently out of the house with friends. We then all came over to Margaret's house equipped with a baseball bat, 4 adult males, 4 adult women and the police en route. Father in law (skilled boxer) went up to the bathroom door tried to open it, but notices the door knob is being held stiff on the other side. We all know the door is locked, show is running, light is on, and the sink was also running. Unable to open the door he steps outside still waiting for the cops."

"Kyle now gets home extremely enraged about the situation. He takes off his shirt as he stops towards the bathroom door and starts to threaten whoever was in there, but still no response. Two Police finally arrive and also notice the light is on, shower and sink running. They announce themselves outside the bathroom door as loud as possible with guns drawn. Officer one tests the door knob and violently opens the door to clear this TINY bathroom. No one is found inside the bathroom. The bathroom window is 4" height x 12" length. A leprechaun wouldn't be able to clear that."

"The officers noticed the light was turned off, shower was off, door wasn't locked anymore, but the sink was still running. They were as terrified as we were and told us we experienced something supernatural and there wasn't anything they could do. Clearly. Extended family came down the next day curious about the situation. My wife's brother recreated the situation to his aunt at Margarets house to let her know how it all went down. He turned on the shower, turned on the sink, the light, and left the door unlocked for dramatic reasons. He announced himself like the police officers did and opened the door. Both shower and light turned off."

19. smokefrog2 never takes dates to the woods anymore.

"I've posted this on some other thread before. Not a building but when I was 15 my friends took me to this place in my hometown. It was about a 30-40 minute hike on a very poorly marked path through the woods and you could come out at the top of this giant hill overlooking a few towns. It was a pretty cool spot and after going two times with my friends (both times at night) I felt like "I can totally navigate this" The next weekend I brought my girlfriend just me and her."

"I got us up on the rock and we hung out for a while and decided to go back down and call my family for a ride (I'm 15 still). So we start walking down through the woods aaaaaand we get lost. Really lost. I had never really paid attention to going down as much as I had going up. So we're pretty much wandering through the woods at this point with a cell phone flashlight and aiming in a general direction."

"Then out of nowhere about 100 yards away from us a flash light just turns on. We both froze. It didn't move. I knew that there was a guy employed by the county who lived and worked in those woods. I had met him a handfull of times and he was a nice guy. I assumed it was him and he could direct us so I called out "Hey!" loud. No movement on the flashlight. I called out louder "Hey" flash light turn on us."

"Then it turned off. Then we heard a rustling like leaves heading in our direction. My girlfriend whispered "run" in my ear and we both booked it as fast as we could. After maybe 10 minutes or so I recognized the beginning of the paths and got us back to the road where we called my parents and got home. Was a very weird experience and I still get a bit freaked out in the woods if I can't see like a road or house or anything."

20. TheAdmiralofAckbar doesn't explore mines anymore.

"My dad and i were exploring an abandoned mine in Arizona, and we weren't really prepared for it. While my dad was walking, he wasn't really paying attention to where he was going, and at the last second, i saw he was about to step in to a vertical shaft. I grabbed him, pulled him back, and then we looked to see how far he would have fallen. It was about a 400ft drop."


25 jokes to tell your friends on National Tell A Joke Day.

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-Rodney Dangerfield

If corny jokes make you laugh, this list is for you. It's full of knee-slappers, dad jokes, and classic bits that you can share with your friends and family today and every day until they beg you to please stop.

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Uber riders are sharing the reasons why they rated a driver only one star.

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Rideshare apps like Uber and Lyft are great because they make our lives so much easier. Except when they don't. As a regular Uber-rider, I almost never give below five stars, because I know that Uber drivers rely on their rating to make a living. So a ride would have to be a real living nightmare for me to give only one star. People on Reddit are sharing stories of rides so bad that they gave a driver only one star, and they're just about as hellish as you can imagine.

Here are 21 horror stories about Uber drivers who got, and definitely deserved, only one star:

1) From astroidzombies:

Kept talking me non-stop and was asking me sexual questions and kept trying to show me music videos on his phone while driving and drove me to the wrong location and ended up charging me more. Immediately gave him a 1 star.

2) From taylorpilot:

My Uber was new to the area and attempted to drive down a rail road track. I asked what he was doing and he said “Oh sorry”

3) From mrswissmiss:

The driver didnt want to wait in traffic so he drove up onto the sidewalk. We all screamed at him to get back on the road as he continued to drive down the sidewalk while pedestrians ran out of the way. He told us that it wasn't a sidewalk, it was an "uber lane." It was a miracle he didnt actually run anyone over

4) From _Accident_Prone_:

Didn't acknowledge me at all, had some song screaming "just suck that dick" and "eat that pussy" on loop, and was face-booking while driving.

5) From Hooked_on_PhoneSex:

Stopped on the highway to read road signs...during rush hour...more than once.

6) From thespaghetticode:

He drove me around the fucking planet because he missed road signs and somehow got on the highway? I looked up and was horrified. I asked him why we got on the highway and he said because he couldn't turn the other way because there was too much traffic. The trip was 15 minutes but took 1 hour and 2 minutes. It was insane. They tried to charge me for the whole trip too.

7) From be_quiet_roo:

Told me me gleefully that she 'brake checks' people who tailgate her, then proceeded to do it multiple times.

8) From bunny_ducky:

When I got into the car, he immediately yelled in a stern voice, "STATE YOUR ACCOUNT ID." I take Uber almost daily, and I know drivers like to ask for your name, but I was so taken aback by the aggressive yelling.

As soon as I got into the car, I was met with the most awful smell I've ever experienced in my whole life. It was like something died in his car. I had to hold my breath throughout the 20 minute ride.

Then, he drove me to the wrong place. Two times. By the second time, I just decided to walk to my destination because I was so vexed by the smell. Before I got out, after sitting in the car in silence, he yelled, 'RATE 5 STARS." He wouldn't unlock the door until I agreed.

Yep, 1/5.

9) From refusingtosink:

They drove over my foot as I was trying to get my luggage into the car lol

10) From bootysurfer20:

I was taking an uber home from the airport. The ride was perfect and he even insisted on dropping my baggage to the front door. Awesome. He then asked if he could use the restroom really quick and of course I obliged. He wasn't in there for more than three minutes, but when I went to wash my hands after, I found my bathroom destroyed. Shit was all over the toilet seat and just fucking everywhere. I really wish he had just taken more than a minute and shat like a normal human being but the dude must have had a leaky butthole because there was shit on my walls too. A one star review was the bare minimum I think.

11) From dailydonuts16:

Uber driver was visibly drunk. Not blackout drunk, but it was obvious he was having a hard time staying in his lane. He kept veering over the yellow line, then would jerk the wheel the other way, nearly running us off the road a few times. He also had an open can of bud light in his cupholder. I had him drop me off a few blocks from my actual destination because I didn't wanna die that night, rated him 1 star, and reported him. Not sure if anything came from it.

12) From IronSavage3:

She was simultaneously driving for Lyft and picked up another passenger completely out of our way. Then proceeded to brag about how she picked up some high school kids earlier and they had their destination set to the liquor store where she bought them liquor.

13) From shannibearstar:

She had 3 kids with her. One in the front, probably 14. A preteen in the back and a toddler, no older than 3 also in the back with no car seat. She was also driving erratically and reeked of weed

14) From Astyyria:

They just never came. I waited 20 minutes and the car drove around in circles nowhere near my location. I eventually just canceled but it when I did my score dropped. I went from a 5.00 to like a 4.9 or something, so she must have rated me. Then it gave me the option to rate her so I gave her a 1/5. I don’t know if it was a glitch or what but now I can never recover my perfect score.

15) From moody_cutie:

He refused to acknowledge my presence and kept asking my husband if he thought it was fine that he (the driver) wanted to take a 2nd wife because he believed men should be happy. My husband was not about that at all and said that if he wanted a second wife, she deserved a second husband and the driver flipped out and told us that men deserve more than women and that she should be fulfilled by taking care of his children. It was incredibly surreal, uncomfortable and demeaning. So yeah, a big complaint was filed with Lyft. EDIT: he specifically said he did not believe in divorce and wanted multiple wives because it was normal in his religion. I'm also the person that ordered and paid for the ride and he actually "shush"ed me several times for chiming in.

16) From pacificnorthwest976:

Tried to sleep with me. I had to call Uber and report them

17) From ThisIsJezebelInHell:

Immediately when I got in the car, I was hit by an incense-y smell that was so strong it gave me an instant headache. She spent the whole ride trying to get me to join her essential oil down line in a well-known oil MLM. I declined politely and then firmly (I thought). We got to my destination and my head was pounding. She stopped and locked the doors. She told me that she wasn’t going to let me out until I gave her my email address. I kind of chuckled and unlocked my door and she immediately locked it again. Then she pressed child lock so that when I tried to open the door it didn’t budge. I was shocked and scared, and she repeated that I had to give her my email address and handed me a notepad and pen. I made one up and dashed out of there. Immediately reported her.

A coupe of weeks later she somehow found me on Facebook and sent a friend request. Needless to say I blocked her.

18) From dressinbrass:

The guy fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended a car in front of us, then tried to flee, then left me at the side of the freeway. At Fruitvale in Oakland.

In the end I got a 500 dollar credit from Uber.

19) From baroker:

She was texting and driving, yelled “f*ck” as she almost hit the curb while entering the interstate, and she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. We were stoned and terrified the whole time.

20) From Freshly_Squoze:

They drove with their knee. Even after I asked them to please not to.

21) From InkblotDoggo:

  • She wouldn't shut up for two seconds, and just droned on and on about her life, and things I really didn't care about, only to get angry when I stopped paying attention.

  • Her car was a mess. The back seats were covered in trash. I could barely breathe. It was a pigsty. I had to shove a trash can worth of empty bottles and cans just to sit.

  • She had a little baby in the car who screamed the whole way, and wasn't even in a car seat. Nope. This kid was just in the front, buckled into the seat without any precautions.

  • When I mentioned that I have dogs to feed, she called dogs 'flea-ridden retards', and then went on and on about why her cats were better.

  • Proceeded to 'brake check' people multiple times, and then got pissed when I told her to stop, because I had an upset stomach.

  • Went on a huge tirade of why LGBTQ people are the anti-christ and will bring about the end of society. When I mentioned I have a boyfriend, she just said the same things, but LOUDER.

  • Picked apart everything I was wearing, calling my 'trashy' and 'lazy' for still being in pajamas.. I legitimately had no clothes despite that.

  • Demanded 'extra payment' after the ride, despite me tipping her 10%. Negatively reviewed me and made my score drop to a 4.6.

Yeah. 1/5. I'm never riding with you ever again. I don't even know your name, and I'm glad I didn't. I despised your car, your attitude, and your complete lack of care for your own child.

Daughter asks if she's wrong for outing mom as a cheater after getting shamed for sleeping around.

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Fighting psychological fire with fire is often the most tempting move, but it's not always the best decision long-term. Drawing boundaries with emotionally abusive family members is crucial if you don't plan on cutting them off entirely, but it's best done through a pre-planned confrontation rather than a dinner table screaming match.

Of course, it's far easier to theorize about sitting your family member down for a therapist-approved talk session than it is to actually do it. Plus, there are times when someone needs to be put in their place, and that's the end of the story.

In a recent post on the Am I The *sshole subreddit, a frustrated adult daughter shared the details of her latest blowout with her slut-shaming mother.

"AITA? My mom called me a wh*re... So I hinted that she’s cheated before, in front of her boyfriend."

To kick off the post, OP shared how her mother has always been deeply judgemental about her sex life.

"Some back story: My mother has always had this weird anger toward my s*x life. Which, quite frankly.. I believe is not any of her business now that I’ve moved out. She’s called me a slut in the past many times before, made me cry as she called me disgusting, over and over again. You get it. She still seems to always be so curious about it though. Maybe worried, which I understand. But, it never ends well for the both of us. Just conflict."

OP isn't currently in a committed monogamous relationship, so she's enjoying her single life - which seems to stoke her mother's judgement.

"The reason for her anger I believe is because for one, I am still young (19). I am her daughter, and I am extremely sexually active. No strings attached. Multiple partners. You could understand why she called me a whore. I sleep around. But, I’m not in a relationship.. if that helps anything. If I was, I think it’d be a different story."

To make matters more complicated, OP has been privy to secrets about her mother's relationship, including a pattern of infidelity.

"On the other hand, she’s always let me in on her relationship with her current boyfriend, from which she’s cheated on several times. She’s never seemed to feel guilty about it at all. She in fact boasted about it, the times it happened. She also is constantly talking shit about me to her boyfriend - something that she tells me from time to time. Don’t know why."

"She once told me, and I quote, “Oh.. and. I told him by the way. About how you’re sleeping with so many guys again. I’m sure even he thinks you’re a sl*t.”

Anyway. The whole scenario went down like this. And, sorry for the format issues. I’m on mobile."

OP shared that the relationship tension came to a head during a recent dinner at her new apartment.

"We were sitting at my dinner table. Having a great time. She invited herself and her boyfriend over, offered to cook dinner. I thought it was sweet. Sure. I have no problems with the guy.

He jokingly asks, “You having fun living alone now? Hahahah. How many guys have you had over?”

I sarcastically replied with, “Just a few.”

Dinner was moving along just fine until OP's mother's boyfriend jokingly asked about her sex life.

OP joked back and tried to move the subject along to something more appropriate, but her mom immediately freaked out.

"Maybe it was my fault for thinking this kind of joke would slide past my mom. And, it wasn’t even a joke. I was being honest. But, I tried to make it seem like one. At this point she’s infuriated. “Are you kidding me? Already? Wow. Just wow. You are a wh*re.”

When OP's mother straight up called her a "wh*re" she snapped, at brought up her mother's cheating in front of the previously oblivious boyfriend.

"Ouch. In my own house? Really. And, in front of the boyfriend? Jeez. It’s like she was asking for it. It might’ve been best to apologize and lie to her. But, I couldn’t do it. She disrespected me. She’s been disrespecting me. And, the thing that pissed me off the most was that she’s a hypocrite. The audacity she had to call me that in front of her boyfriend baffled me.

Glancing at her boyfriend, and back at her I said, “But you aren’t so innocent though either. How can you say that to me?”

This fueled the flames and OP's mother immediately started screaming and promptly left with the boyfriend.

OP and her mother haven't spoken in days.

"It was like throwing gasoline into a fire. She almost got physical. Yelling gibberish. “How dare you speak to me like that, I am your fucking mother.” Over and over again. “Get your sh*t (boyfriend’s name) we’re leaving. C’mon.”

Hasn’t spoken to me since. It’s been 3 days. AITA?

Now, OP has brought the situation to the internet to get a second, third, and fourth opinion about whether she was wrong to reveal her mom's cheating in the moment of passion.

Kyutekyu thinks OP should cut her mother off.

"NTA. You sure that's your mother and not a judgmental *sshole friend you've considered not talking ever to? Sheesh. Cut her off, you'll be better for it."

BlondeMoana25 thinks OP was completely in the right.

"NTA - not even by a long shot. Your mother seems like a vile hypocrite and it’s no ones business who you’re sleeping with."

"And let’s address the elephant in the room: YOU’RE NINETEEN YEARS OLD. A legal adult. It seems like she’s projecting her own insecurities onto you; toxic people like that need to be put in their place."

kradehtmorfeciov thinks OP's mom is jealous.

"NTA. Your mother is a narcissist and is envious of your youth. She is only asking in hopes you say it's bad to make her feel good but since you told the truth she is mad because hers is bad. Also you are in the age of hooking up which wasn't so easy back in her day. You should take selfies with every guy you sleep with and send it to her with a caption "From the bed to floor, feeling ripe feeling sore. From your dearest wh*re ;)"

DarthKiti thinks everyone in the situation was at fault.

"ESH. Sounds like your mother is one hell of a toxic, unhealthy woman. I'd recommend getting yourself into therapy right quick. And possibly continuing this radio silence. However, I agree with some of the other commenters. You just waited until the right moment before hinting she maybe might have cheated on her boyfriend, or perhaps just is also a slut? That's cruel. Again, I recommend a good therapist. You're displaying the toxic behaviors that have been modeled for you and it will just make you unhappy in life."

After receiving a lot of responses, OP updated the post with her reasons for not telling her mom's boyfriend about the cheating sooner.

Edit: Some people are questioning why I never told my mother’s boyfriend about the cheating until now, and how it was cruel, why I never brought it up before, how I used it as a weapon, etc. which I think is a very valid point. I posted a comment but I will repost it here:"

"I have also been reading the comments about why I never told my mother’s boyfriend. It is really a good point. My reasoning though is, I just recently moved out of my mother’s house. I felt like I could finally stand up for myself and point the finger back. It might have been cruel - yes, the timing. But, I would have never had the guts to tell her boyfriend, and have her realize I was the one who told him - me being the only one who knows that information - whilst living under her roof. I’ve thought of it before, but.. I was honestly just too scared. I can totally agree with me being the asshole here though for that specific point."

Hopefully, for the sake of OP's mental health and happiness, she cuts off her mom completely.

Woman asks if she’s 'crazy' for being less attracted to boyfriend after watching 'Queer Eye.'

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Have you ever been to a restaurant, not looked at the menu, ordered your favorite burger, and felt satisfied until somebody came out with a spaghetti Bolognese? There's nothing like seeing what other options are out there to make you reconsider what you thought was your favorite.

Queer Eye introduced Netflix audiences to the French tuck, how to slice an avocado, and the fact that men don't necessarily have to be slobs. The Fab Five's physical and emotional makeovers showed people that a better world is possible—if you're willing to use the serum on your T-zone.

A woman in Australia, writing as u/xiaomortaaa, lamented how Queer Eye made her feel "less attracted" to her boyfriend, and it's quite the relatable quandary. She knows this sounds silly, but she's for real.

Her post on r/relationship_advice opens:

It sounds really silly but please hear me out. Watching the show made me realize that it’s not ridiculous to wish he would put the same effort into his dress and appearance that I do. I’ve brought it up to him that I really love it when he wears certain things and that it’s important to me that we make an equal effort to be a sharply dressed couple.

The boyfriend's bro-ey stubbornness was on full display at an event for his pregnant sister. She layed out a proper outfit, but he didn't listen.

Last week we attended a family function of his in celebration of his sister’s baby. His brother-in-law’s family planned the event and paid for the restaurant and his whole immediate family was in attendance. Everyone at the event was dressed nicely, the men either in button up shirts or even full suits.

Before we left, I put on a dress and nice shoes, and put some time into getting ready and putting my best foot forward at his family event. He opted for a stretched out, lint covered sweater, the same faded green joggers he wears everyday, and the same sneakers and same faded hat he wears everyday. I expressed my dismay, trying to frame it in the mindset that we were taking lots of pictures at the event, including family portraits, and I wanted us to look nice and put together as a couple. He argued with me and told me he was comfortable and his mom said his outfit was fine. We stopped by his sister’s house before we went to the dinner, and it wasn’t until he saw his brother-in-law in a button up shirt that he took me seriously and texted his brother to bring him a change of clothes.

I don't think Karamo would be impressed with the fact that the boyfriend didn't take her seriously until he saw his brother-in-law in a button-up shirt. "Why couldn't you just trust her?" she would ask.

"Oh honey, he's being immature and disrespectful," Jonathan would say.

There's more:

I still feel frustrated that he doesn’t have the desire for us to look nice together and that even my desire for that wasn’t enough for him to want to make an effort. Am I being unreasonable? I just wish he would wear his flannels, and patterned button ups more often, and wear the lint-y sweaters and sweatpants on the weekends or something. I’ve tried to be really nice about it and I’ve bought him a lot of clothes as well. Last summer, he was wearing swim trunks as shorts everywhere, even at nice events, and so I bought him some really flattering, much better shorts that he liked from Uniqlo. He tells me he can never find clothes but I know it’s not true and he just doesn’t try.

He cuts his own hair as well which can end up pretty goofy sometimes. Even he expressed that it’s probably time to shell out and go to a barber which I was pretty stoked about. Instead, he did a self-cut again. I was on Instagram looking for a barber and he didn’t seem to care in the least. He told me his max budget was $20 AUD and didn’t seem bothered to take a look at the different styles. He just ends up covering his shaggy hair up with the faded hat.

She's addressed the issue with her boyfriend before she took it to Reddit, but he was extremely unreceptive:

I hate being brushed off when I try to address this and he frequently calls me shallow for wanting him to look nice. I want him to have more confidence and I want him to feel bold about presenting his unique style to the world. He does have a nice aesthetic, it just doesn’t come through with his appearance. I wish he would care enough to make the effort for himself and I think he would feel much better if he put his best foot forward on occasion. I don’t know what to do and I’d really like to hear some thoughts on this so I know whether or not I’m being crazy.

Most of the comments were resigned to telling the poster that she and her boyfriend just aren't compatible. One commenter channeled Tan, and it made her feel seen.

Sit him down, girl. Karamo would say that it's time to open up the lines of communication and see if his slobbiness is stubbornness or a way of life.

25 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're Obsessed With True Crime.

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"I love crime, I love mysteries, and I love ghosts."

-Stephen King

Anyone who loves learning about murders and serial killers in their free time will relate hard to these hilarious true-crime memes.

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29 memes to start your Saturday off with a laugh.

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"Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment."

-Rudyh

Life is like this meme list; funny and on my phone. These memes made us laugh hard this week and there's no doubt you will have the same reaction. Thank goodness it's Saturday.

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Man with seasonal depression shares the notes his girlfriend left all over his house.

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Anyone who's experienced seasonal depressions knows it's a real b*tch. But one Twitter user has a secret weapon that keeps his SAD at bay, or at least helps him manage it: his girlfriend's thoughtful notes that she left all over his house. After she recently visited, he kept finding them everywhere - the shower, the spice cabinet, the laundry room - and shared them online. The viral thread itself makes a great pick-me-up if you're feeling down. In a way, Arkw's girlfriend has become the Internet's girlfriend. Lucky us!

So sweet.

💩💩💩

LOL.

His girlfriend went above and beyond. Some of the notes corresponded to certain times of day.

How encouraging would it be to read that note first thing in the morning?

Others had interactive elements.

...k, but what's wrong with eggs? They've got protein!

How apropos.

Straightforwardly adorable.

He kept finding notes for days afterwards. It was almost like she never left his house!

I'm not crying, I swear. My eyes are just sweating.


Tattoo artists shared the worst tattoos that they refused to do.

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We all have regrets. For some, one of those regrets is a tattoo that reads 'No regrets.' Or 'No regerts' if the tattoo artist was terrible at spelling.

On Reddit lives a hilarious thread of tattoo requests so awful, the artists refused to fulfill them. Sometimes preserving your creative/professional integrity is more important than a paycheck...and sometimes you don't want to make someone's life worse with a permanent body modification. I've collected some highlights (lowlights?) for your enjoyment. You're welcome!

A sad one was we once had an older lady come in who was completely high on some sort of opiate/drunk as fuck asking to get her new boyfriends name tattood on her. She was standing with her eyes shut swaying back and forth rambling about how she had to get new guys name on her because he didn't like that her ex-husbands name was on her but that she didn't really want to get the tattoo but the new guy was insisting she did because he was really angry about it. She said he was outside waiting and when I looked up he was standing with his arms crossed glaring at her through the window.

That was a hard pass, looked like a really awful situation for the woman, she did not seem in a good place.

-Chonksaway

Oof. Good call.

Once I was waiting at a shop, and a family came in because their teenage son wanted a hatchet man tattoo. My artist begrudgingly agreed to do the ink and sent them back to get ready. He walks over to me and tells me how much this kid is going to regret this stupid tattoo and he normally has morals about what he will put onto people. But he really needed the money and the whole family was excited about his first tattoo.

While the kid was getting his future regrets permanently applied, the dad was super excited to show me his "cock that hangs below his knee". He rolls up his pant leg to reveal a huge full-color tattoo of a rooster hanging from a noose, positioned below his knee...

-WKndWarrior10

I see what you did there...and I don't care for it.

Once a young kid 21 came in and wanted shrek around his dick and balls (not on it). It would look like shrek was opening his mouth and his junk came out. That was the easiest no I’ve ever given.

-Azores76

LMAO.

It was much earlier in my career when I worked at a shop outside the city and closer to countryside. Got a request for a deer holding a hunting rifle with a tribal style cross in the background. Icing on the cake is he wanted the deer to be silhouetted, not with your typical black but with the Confederate flag pattern and colors. Have a vague memory of barbed wire somehow being in the mix.

-ClassyFarts

I'll admit it: I like the idea of a deer with a rifle. It's every deer's inalienable right to defend himself!

Have a friend who's a tattoo artist, once had a woman come into his shop and ask for a full sized ruler tattooed on her inner thigh because "she was tired of guys lying to her." Another guy wanted his dick to have an elephant trunk tattoo with matching elephant ears on each thigh, buddy told him "I'm sure you can get it done but I'm not fucking doing it" This dude proceeds to ask every artist in the shop only to be turned down and sent out to look for another shop.

-Duke159

The ruler concept? Genius.

obligatory not a tattoo artist but I asked this of mine. he says he once had a guy want a tattoo under his thumbnail, like he was gonna rip the nail off, then come in to the studio so he could get a tattoo that would eventually be protected by a new thumb nail

-bloodectomy

I....

When people want 50 million things in one design- they need a dream catcher with Harry Potter symbols, their kids dates of birth in Roman numerals, plus an infinity symbol feather with bird silhouettes coming off it, also it needs to be 3cm long and cost £10 -_-

I love tattooing dumb shit though, I did a guys bosses initials under his big toe, couple of days ago a guy came in for “Big Cunt Only” on his ankle. One guy got “keep on rolling” around his nipple as his first tattoo. Workmen are usually the ones to get weird stuff 😂 got tons of stories of stuff like that

-bearman-bao

Bearman-bao had stories for days - check the original thread for all of them.

A tattoo of Deadpool, tattooing Deadpool on ass of yet another Deadpool. To recap; that’s three realistic Deadpool’s in one tattoo he wanted on his tiny arm

-tinawww

Deadpool himself would mercilessly mock this man.

As with everyone else not a tattoo artist but asked the guy who does mine. He said he had a World War Two fanatic who was a regular and got a lot of battle scene stuff and WW2 nostalgia tattoos. The final piece he wanted was a portrait piece on his back of Hitler and Churchill. TA refused as he didn’t want to be associated with tattooing Hitler on someone but said the guy wasn’t racist or anything just a huge WW2 buff

-JPKlaus

Dude's either a white supremacist or extremely committed to historical accuracy.

And to conclude this rundown, a heartwarming story about an astute artist and his grateful client:

My now ex husband wanted his name on my body “because I have yours on mine.” The artist came to my house (small town) and we discussed it at length. I wanted ink but didn’t want a brand so he did the letters small, on my shoulder past the bra strap line, and in pink. My ex wasn’t happy about it so the guy said “it looks feminine”.

Years later and it looks like a weird birthmark. Pink fades within 10 years.

Thank you tattoo guy.

(Side note: my ex covered my name up with black. Just black. No cool design or anything)

-Patience2Spare

Woman celebrates student loan payoff with dance video explaining how she did it.

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Cheers to the freakin' weekend! Searching for a fun way to kickstart your partying? Look no further than the video Caitlin Boston made to commemorate paying off her student loans - without any assistance from family or friends. Congratulations, Caitlin!

By the time she finished her formal education in 2009, she'd accumulated $147, 602 in student loans. This month - August 6 to be exact - she completed the last of her payments. August 6 also would have been her deceased father's seventy-second birthday, so it was an emotional occasion.

Crucially, Boston managed a 41% increase in work compensation by asking colleagues if they made over or under a certain amount. That hike contributed to her debt reduction and ultimately helped her slay the beast that is student loans. We bow down to a true boss!

28 naughty memes you don't have to feel guilty for laughing at.

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"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere."

-Mae West

Laughing at these naughty memes might not get you into heaven, but hey, there are worse things you could be doing with your time. Sometimes it feels good to be bad.

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20 tweets reporting the good news of the week.

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We're all in the market for some good news.

Every time you turn on the news or look at your phone these days the planet is melting and our president is be less than presidential so we are unfortunately now more than ever in need of some soul-reviving stories.

While the internet can often be depressing void full of fake information, ignorant arguments in comments, bullying, and hate, it's also a place where the most pure and inspiring stories can be shared with just a click.

Put the impending apocalypse and lack of faith in humanity aside for now and relish in the joy of these amazing things that happened this week.

1. This airport worker who lost "rock-paper-scissors" with grace.

2. The hilariously mysterious man with a TV head who gifted old TVs to people in Virginia.

3. This 20-year-old cat.

4. This mango should go on "Queer Eye."

5. This mom who is 100% that mom.

6. When Delta gave this man a private plane.

7. This 76-year-old grandpa who got his citizenship.

8. People shared the kid things they still enjoy.

9. This woman who shared her boyfriend's hilarious nightmare in making tea.

10. We learned that dolphins use Pufferfish to get high. They even pass them around.

11. This brave bar employee.

12. This toddler who is cooler than all of us.

13. This pup who knows how to go for it.

14. This ridiculously romantic surprise dinner date by the sea.

15. Oh. my. GOD.

16. This Chicago guy who is doing his best to rescue a Coyote.

17. The weather man who is clearly a Ri-Ri fan.

18. These little girls who know how to get what they want.

19. This luxe dog house.

20. This 15-year-old pup.

Lizzo's Youtube channel from 9 years ago features a flute cover of 'Empire State of Mind.'

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Yes, this is the kind of content we all need right now.

Someone discovered our lord and savior, Queen of music Lizzo's old Youtube account and it's the purest, cutest, more gorgeous thing on the internet from 100% that bitch.

Of course, you knew the star behind "Truth Hurts" was talented, but did you know she could play the flute? Did you know she could play the flute beautifully to "Empire State of Mind?"

If vintage Lizzo isn't your new favorite thing, you need to reevaluate what brings you joy.

With a deeper dive, this rendition of Adele's "Someone Like You" was gifted to us. Now, we can see vintage Lizzo singing and beautifully playing piano.

Yes, Lizzo! Hit those notes!

Also, if you're thirsty for more joy, there's this 2009 a capella cover of a song she sang with her band:

Before Lizzo was Lizzo she was just putting songs on Youtube and hoping for the best. Now, there are aspiring musicians covering her songs on Youtube. It's all too beautiful! Dreams do come true!

Luckily, Youtube knew what is was doing here:

Love you, Lizzo!

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