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Robert De Niro dropped F-bombs live on CNN, calling Trump a 'gangster.'

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Watching Robert De Niro cursing with reckless abandon on CNN is therapeutic.

When Brian Stelter asked De Niro about the criticism he received from Fox News for his active resistance of Trump, the Oscar winner responded, "f*ck 'em." While his swearing wasn't edited out as the interview was on cable, Stelter did remind De Niro that it was a Sunday morning. Sunday morning or not, though, De Niro wasn't there to be polite. He kept rattling off F-bombs like the true New Yorker he is.

De Niro referred to the current situation in the White House as a "crisis" and demanded that critics of Trump fight harder rather than being "gentle" about it. In reference to his language, De Niro justified his swearing by saying Trump is like "a gangster." Amen, De Niro.

Needless to say, the internet was pretty entertained by his passionate, R-rated vocabulary.

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Keep fighting the good fight, Robert!


20 celebrities share relatable texts they've received from their parents.

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It doesn't matter how famous you are, your parents are still going to send you sweet, embarrassing, and sometimes nonsensical text messages. No amount of money or fame can inoculate you from a guilt-ridden ellipses from your mom, or an unsolicited text from your dad about fixing the thermostat.

On top of the regular parental pressures, celebrities have the added weight of explaining away tabloid rumors and catching their parents up on all the various branches of their public facing career. Naturally, this gives mom and dad even more ways to troll their celebrity kids while expressing pride and support.

Since the internet is an endless gorgeous abyss full of text screenshots and celebrity social media gags, I have gathered 20 text exchanges between famous people and their parents.

1. Maisie Williams' mom thirsting after Andrew Garfield.

2. This shady text from Michelle Obama's mom.

3. This meta exchange with Seth Rogen's mom.

4. Chrissy Teigen's dad, with the ultimate dad text.

5. Kate Beckinsale's concern for her daughter.

6. Zendaya's mom with the adorable roast.

7. Hilary Duff refusing to share with her mom.

8. Ariana Grande's grandma getting ready to facetime.

9. Noah Centineo narcing on himself to his mom.

10. Joey King and her mom discussing the intricacies of pasta.

11. Poetry from Camila Cabello's mom.

12. Mandy Moore's parents roasting her acting.

13. Olivia Munn's mom fact-checking the rumors.

14. This support from Emma Roberts' mom.

15. Kris Jenner sharing the family text chain.

16. This wholesome exchange between Ariana Grande and her mom.

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17. Miranda Cosgrove's mom, keeping it real.

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18. Reese Witherspoon's mom being deeply wholesome.

19. Zendaya's mom laying on the guilt.

20. Solid advice from Grace Helbig's mom.

At the end of the day, we're all just trying to explain Snapchat to our moms.

Ivanka Trump posted a 'Star Wars'-themed family photo and Luke Skywalker responded.

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Ivanka Trump should probably just delete her Twitter account, or at least stop trying to make cutesie pop culture references. Because we all know pop culture, and Twitter, belong to the resistance.

But nevertheless, she persists. The President's daughter posted a family photo over the weekend of her and her husband Jared dressed in formal attire with one of their kids dressed as a Stormtrooper from Star Wars.

"The Force is strong in my family," she wrote.

As so often happens when Ivanka Trump tries to be cute on social media, it backfired. People were quick to point out that the Stormtroopers, who worked for the Galactic Empire and Darth Vader, are the bad guys. Much like the Trumps.

But the best response came from Mark Hamill, who played Luke Skywalker in the original Star Wars movies and is a vocal critic of Trump.

"You misspelled 'Fraud,'" he wrote, adding: "#GoForceYourself"

Refusing to accept bullsh*t from an evil President's complicit daughter is exactly what Luke Skywalker would do.

A lot of people are pointing out that Ivanka and Jared's kid is not at fault here. Kids should be allowed to dress up as whoever they want, and that is true.

So shout out to Ivanka and Jared's kid, because as a Star Wars fan, chances are pretty high he might grow up to support the #resistance. Just like Luke Skywalker.

Bridesmaid asks if she's wrong to quit wedding party after bride hosts lingerie 'pyramid scheme.'

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Is there ever a valid reason to quit being a bridesmaid?

Being a bridesmaid is an honor, but it is also a lot of work. Of course, most people want to support a friend getting married in every way they can, but what happens when the bride's behavior seriously challenges your morals or beliefs?

Luckily, the wonderful world of Reddit is the moral compass of the internet. When a stressed ex-bridesmaid asked the AITA (Am I the As*hole?) section of Reddit if she made the right choice to quit being in a bridal party, people were ready to help.

(For clarity, a MLM is a multi-level marketing system that recruits people to sell a company's products and can often turn into a shady pyramid scheme. Multi-level marketing companies that focus heavily on recruiting more salespeople rather than advising their existing salespeople to sell product is usually a sign of a scam. Unfortunately, many MLM companies target lower income areas and lure salespeople in with the promise of making their own hours and potentially turning a huge profit. Most of the time, though, salespeople lose more money than they earn and are forced to keep product they can't sell.)

AITA for quitting the wedding party a week before the wedding?

I've been close friends with the groom of this wedding party for about five years now, I have known the bride for about two years and am on good terms with, but not nearly as close. They asked me to be a bride's maid, and I accepted.

FWIW, I would understand their anger more if they had wasted money on me being in the wedding. I did pay for my own dress, shoes and bouquet.

Yesterday, we were supposed to have an all-day bachelorette party. However, the bride changed plans last minute, saying we were going to go to dinner and then back to her place after for a special surprise. This surprise was a 'lingerie party'. For those of you who don't know what that is, a 'lingerie party' is when an MLM like Pure Romance tries to make a sales pitch. They get you a little tipsy, try to sell you overpriced lingerie, sex toys, and other things, and then try to rope you into becoming a consultant. The bride announced that she was officially a consultant, and with the help of her friend (the consultant who was with her) she was going to use the money she would make to help her and the groom buy a house together. She told us that after they went through their presentation, that her friend would stick around to help answer whatever questions we have.

I have very, very little tolerance for MLMs. I feel completely taken advantage of by being forced to stomach some scam because there was an obligation to be there. I gave their presentation about five minutes before I went to grab my purse and go. The bride asked me where I was going, and I told her I was going to leave because I didn't feel comfortable and would see her next week. The consultant cracked a joke saying I must be a virgin, and I told her to fuck off. The bride got mad and said if the toys and things really bothered me that much I could wait in the other room until they were done, but I should be nicer. So I told the bride that it wasn't the toys that was the issue, it was the fact she was trying to get everyone to buy into a complete scam. This really set her off, and she started talking about how it WASN'T a scam, she was just trying to raise money to buy a house, and if I wasn't going to support her working with this company, or purchasing anything that night, then I wasn't supporting the groom either and I was just a fake friend. She didn't want anyone with that bad attitude ruining the wedding, and only wanted those who truly supported her to be there. So, I told her if that was how she felt, then I wouldn't be in the wedding. Then I left.

I called to talk to the groom right after this happened, and he's upset I won't be there, but he understands why I'm quitting the wedding party. He also was unaware that she was involved in an MLM and upset because she used part of the honeymoon fund to buy the kit. She and her family are now blaming me for making them fight before the wedding, too.

This is a tricky one. Considering she isn't particularly close with the bride and is more a friend of the groom, it probably isn't a huge tragedy that she won't be a bridesmaid. It's better to stand up for what you believe in than to let her friend's bride potentially lose a lot of money that was supposed to go toward their honeymoon.

My vote on this one would be that she is NOT an as*hole, but she might have to apologize for changing her mind on being in the wedding as a courtesy.

"Lilybumbum" wrote:

The fact that the groom gets why you are upset shows how utterly tacky it is for the bride to use her bachelorette party to shill MLM crap. Ugh, so so tacky 😭

"angel_munster" wrote:

This was advertised as a party for the wedding party and then it became a sales pitch for a pyramid scheme. I wouldn’t had sat through it either.

"acidmonkey" wrote:

You don’t fucking sell things to friends who are paying for their own bridesmaids gear at wedding.

She was a selfish asshole from the start. There was not going to be any “getting through” to her.

And she hid the MLM thing from her future husband so she likely knew it was sketchy and he wouldn’t approve.

"GinTrouble" wrote:

I don’t like MLMs. But I’ve sat through a fair few MLM parties over the years, and it’s no big deal. To create such a fuss and ruin everyone else’s time, embarrass the bride and her friend (who are the real victims of MLM- MLMs make most of their money through selling the consultant kits, not from selling to outsiders), is a dick move. You could have just drunk the champagne and politely refused to buy.

"Conssssuelo" wrote:

She may be in an MLM but she’s your friend & she isn’t thinking about it as scamming her friends & family. She genuinely sees it as a good opportunity for her.

You don’t have to like MLM’s I don’t either, but to be so disrespectful wasn’t okay either. Everyone sucks.

"The_SugarPlum_Fairy" wrote:

it's the bride & her scammy friend that are the assholes here for trying to guilt-force this upon you. There's no way on earth she'll make enough money to buy a damn house by selling dildo's & edible panties.

Hopefully everything goes smoothly between them at the wedding...

25 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're The Parent Of A Teenager.

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“When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

- Nora Ephron

If you're the parent of a teenager, my condolences. It is not easy, but at least you will find the humor in this meme list relatable as hell. The next time your teen rolls their eyes at you, think of these jokes. This too shall pass.

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People are joking about the 'Civil War 2' Trump predicted will happen if he is impeached.

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Late last night, the President of the United States shared a series of tweets quoting evangelical pastor Robert Jeffress, who recently warned against impeaching Trump because it might cause a "Civil War like fracture" in the United States.

The quote, according to Trump, reads:

Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats can’t put down the Impeachment match. They know they couldn’t beat him in 2016 against Hillary Clinton, and they’re increasingly aware of the fact that they won’t win against him in 2020, and Impeachment is the only tool they have to get rid of Donald J. Trump - And the Democrats don’t care if they burn down and destroy this nation in the process. I have never seen the Evangelical Christians more angry over any issue than this attempt to illegitimately remove this President from office, overturn the 2016 Election, and negate the votes of millions of Evangelicals in the process. They know the only Impeachable offense that President Trump has committed was beating Hillary Clinton in 2016. That’s the unpardonable sin for which the Democrats will never forgive him. If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal.

People are pointing out that the President actually "butchered" the Pastor's original quote, transforming what he said into more of a threat by removing and replacing some words.

A President threatening a Civil War is alarming, and no joke. But people on Twitter are nonetheless reacting with humor, because using humor to cope with tragedy is what people on Twitter do best.

Many people are making jokes about how a Trump Civil War 2 would go down.

Lots of people are making Captain Marvel jokes.

While others are not finding the humor in the situation.

And that concludes today's segment of: LOL. HELP.

15 psychologists share the interactions with patients that scared them.

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When we think of potentially dangerous job sites, we often imagine military duty, unsecured construction sites, truck drivers, or other jobs that require physically risky work. But there are many cases when psychologically charged jobs present the highest danger.

For example, there are a lot of potential risks that come with working as a clinical psychologist with high needs clients, or people with violent pasts looking to rehabilitate. The work itself can be incredibly rewarding, and the more experienced you are, the easier it is to pinpoint the root causes of different people's behaviors. However, that doesn't mean there aren't moments of silent panic.

In a recent Reddit thread, psychologists shared their most anxiety inducing stories from the job, and it's a good reminder to respect the therapists in your life.

1. overocea had a client with a history of attacking therapists.

"Saw a new client for our first session at my home practice. We seemed to click and work together fine. He said he wanted to work through some trauma he’d experienced when he was physically attacked by a previous psychologist. Hearing about terrible psychologists always riles me up so I was immediately on his side."

"When I talked with my supervisor about the case a week later she asked me his full name (which never happens so I was weirded out immediately). She googled the name then and there and wordlessly handed me her iPad. It was full of news articles about this client and his attacks on psychologists in my local area."

"I obviously did not see him again but I was nervous for ages because he knew where I lived."

2. djtravels worked with a client who had massive gang power.

"Clinical psychologist here. I used to work in a prison and did a parole evaluation for a inmate that was a high ranking gang member in a national gang. By his account he was the highest ranking in the state. In fact he was placed in that prison to hold his “people” accountable and keep the peace. He had a long violent record and was, in my opinion, a genuine psychopath."

"Part of the eval is discussing the crime and assessing remorse and whatnot. He was so clinical in his description of how he tortured and left this guy to die over an unpaid debt. “Live by the sword, die by the sword” was his phraseology for the act. Like it was nothing."

"He was also very nonchalant about his ability to “take care of his business” while inside. I believed him. He had only spend 18 months of his last 15 years outside of prison. My recommendation was not to parole him. There were various factors that I gave and in the end the parole board went with my recommendation."

"So the part that actually scared me (this was my first parole eval) was this guys ability to affect the world outside. He could have sent someone to my house if he wanted to. I had no doubt about that. More experienced psychologists told me not to worry about it. That he knew the score and wouldn’t take it personally. I had a hard to buying it."

"I was running a long term offender group a few months later and he was part of it. After the first group I pulled him aside and asked if we were good. He smiled at me and told me not to worry. I did my job and he didn’t blame me for writing what I did because it was true. He went on to be a really insightful and active group member."

3. dirtyberti almost got whacked with a curtain rod.

"I’m a therapist, but not a psychologist if that matters. I used to work in a facility for kids and adolescents with pretty intense behavioral issues. Even when a client was aggressive, I was usually able to de-escalate them and I generally didn’t feel unsafe. In fact, most of the time I was concerned about their safety during outbursts."

"With one exception...I had a client that was pretty strong and prone to intense tantruming. This client was acting in a way that was unsafe (had a plan to seriously hurt another resident I think?) so I had to put them on restriction (within staff eyesight at all times). Their response was to run up to me and attempt to choke me. Luckily the staff got there in time and prevented this kid from seriously hurting me."

"On another occasion, this same client also took apart their curtain rod in their bedroom and swung it at my head (I dodged in time). Oddly enough, this client and I had a pretty good relationship the other 99% of the time and I generally enjoyed working with them."

4. Mike5966 interacted with a man who said he was sent by satan to murder them.

"Once when I was a medical student I was asked to see a patient in the psychiatric unit of the emergency room. I walked in with my short white coat and clipboard and asked the guy what brought him in today and what was wrong. He looked me dead in the eyes with foamy saliva dribbling from the corner of his mouth and a strange smell in the air and said “the devil told me to kill you and kill myself.” He was sweaty and his eyes were bloodshot and his wife beater had dark red/brown stains on it."

"The door was behind him and I wasn’t sure I could make it there before something bad happened. No idea if he had a weapon on him. Was afraid of calling loudly for help, I was in a quiet corner of the ER and I felt like I would have had to yell to get attention and I didn’t want to startle him. I stayed there for a half hour and asked him more questions. Slipped out when he started to look sleepy."

5. NadiaLee81 had to deescalate an abuser.

"A few people had unpredictable anger and outbursts that could be scary at times, and once a husband brought a gun to a couples therapy session and threatened to kill himself/wife."

"Luckily we were able to calm the situation down, but things like that can end badly, and you always have to be aware of that possibility when emotions run high."

6. Aesynil worked with a sweet teen who was stronger than they realized.

"A very sweet, mostly blind teenager who was going through his first psychotic break and had a love of martial arts (Taekwondo, if I remember correctly) Like...Was really, really, really good at it. He couldn't see and would practice kicks, and at one point, accidentally kicked one of the reinforced shatter-proof windows in the quiet room (think padded room without the padding). Turns out they were shatter-resistant - He destroyed it with that kick."

"Why those particular details? Because he would practice his kicks EVERYWHERE, was mostly blind, and the one time he flipped up to practice one and I was walking around the corner, it came literal centimeters from my face, and I FELT the impact of it against the air, like a physical force bashing into my face."

"Sweetest kid in the world, he would have been horrified if it had connected, because things would have broken. A lot of things. He also grabbed my arm once in a suddenly firm grasp and asked if I wanted to do taekwondo with him. No. No I did not."

7. FakeBeigeNails met a deeply triggering criminal.

"When i was studying psychology my final year, I had the opportunity to meet with convicted felons. Essentially, I sat down and spoke to a man (in his 30’s-ish?) who was a sexual offender. He told me he used to marry women and then r*pe their young daughters; each was in the range of 6-7 years old. I listened to him explain it, it was literally my instructions not to judge them. I had to sign a waver to not get emotional."

"So I asked him about the home life of those he abused. He'd say that some of the women he married had other children and in one case there was an older sister who was 13, but he would never ever touch her. He'd drop her off at school (where he told me he was never into any of the children he saw) and take her to practice and friends’ house, and while she was gone, he'd go back and r*pe her 6 year old sister."

"He told me that it really isn't always about being attracted to prepubescent girls, it’s about the dominance and power that come with “having s*x” with them. Hes being rehabilitated now though. Weird part was that I wasn't sure if he was acting remorseful, bc if he was...he is amazing at it. He was just very open to my questions and expressed regret and i almost believed him."

"However when i met a man who was convicted of child porn, his “i feel terrible”’s were transparent and so full of shit it was disgusting. My professors warned me about manipulation, so that was easy to catch onto, but with the previous guy? He was either an impeccable liar and manipulator, or he genuinely wanted to get better...crazy.

Edit: grammar mistake/clarity."

8​​​​​​. Eeiwund's student was just looking out for them.

"An 9 year old I used to teach in lock down Special Education mistook my assistants' move towards me as aggressive and attempted to kill her with a desk. I wasn't scared for myself, definitely scared for both the boy (a real sweetheart who just got triggered) and the assistant (total bitch to me and the kids)."

"Everything turned out ok. I hurried the boy off to his therapist and the assistant quit immediately and we went back to a normalish classroom."

9. iamnotsaturn's colleague needed to switch clients.

"Clinical psychologist in training here. I've never been afraid, but my friend had a client once who made her extremely uncomfortable. Without revealing any information that could break confidentiality, I will say that he had issues with masturbating too much (and not doing much else), and at one point asked my friend if they could watch porn together in the next session so he could show her what he does."

"At another time, he talked about his masturbation habits while touching his dick through his pants a bit - totally inappropriate behavior, obviously. This client had lots of other issues, but when these things came up, her supervisor took her off the case because it wasn't suitable for training and my friend didn't feel safe."

10. exclamation11's dad has a litany of stories.

"Not a psych but my dad is a retired forensic one. He's got far too many stories but his first ever murder case decades ago as a noob was a rough one."

"It involved a guy who kept asking this girl out, she made it clear numerous times that she wasn't interested, but the guy wasn't having it and just kept harassing her. Finally, one day he followed her home where he stabbed her parents and the family dog to death. I don't really want to hear about any of his other cases."

11. thisismycourage's ex had a scary episode.

"Not a psychologist, but saw a breakdown in my ex that scared me senseless. He had just started meds and the meds reacted HORRIBLY with him for whatever reason. He mostly had hallucinations, but sometimes he’d black out and do activities and not remember them. He would call me screaming at 3 AM and he didn’t remember a SECOND of it. Any of it. He had hallucinations before, but they got increasingly dangerous with these meds."

In particular, I think of one instance. While on the phone during an episode, he said, “I boiled some water.” I asked why, as it was 3 AM, and he replied eerily calmly “they told me I have to stick my hand in here.”

"It was absolutely terrifying. I finally begged him to go to the hospital that following morning to ask for a medication change and he begrudgingly obliged. While he was there, he started throwing up blood and had to get his stomach pumped. Turns out, in one of his black outs, he swallowed his entire bottle of medication."

12. RaysAreBaes's tutor was almost murdered.

"Therapist in training and my tutor, who is a childhood abuse and trauma specialist, tells some horror stories. The one that stood out for this question was a guy in his mid 40s who had lived most of his life with extreme paranoia that his parents were sending people to get information from him to blackmail him with. This guy was extremely unstable and was legally obligated to go to therapy after committing some petty theft because he believed his parents were tracking his money."

"Anyway, he’d been going for about 6 weeks and he began to talk about a plan for the future, he was kind of vague but said he had worked out a way to break free from his childhood and move forward. My tutor was apprehensive but hopeful, he had been making good progress in the previous sessions. Fast forward a week and this guy is back again. He’s noticeably agitated and carrying a large sports bag."

"My tutor remarks that she’s pleased to see him and likes his new bag. He breaks down. He confesses that he has a machete in the bag and had planned to kill everyone from his old life, starting with his therapist, so he could be free from his past but she was very nice and would be hard to kill. My tutor politely excused herself and called the police. The guy was very compliant, he’d pretty much given up at that point but the police confirmed he did indeed have a large machete in his bag and his car was full of bin bags. She said that was the only time she felt she was close to dying and says the moral of the story is to treat all your clients well because you never know who’s plotting your murder."

13. atum_temu got fired for telling the truth.

"I'm not a psychologist, but I have two psych degrees and have been in and out of psychiatric wards since my late teens. For fourteen years I worked with adults with developmental disabilities. So, as you can imagine, I've seen my fair share of frightening behavior. But nothing scared me more than nannying for a five year old boy with autism and a mood disorder."

"He had just been released from the hospital where he had stayed for a month to get acclimated to behavioral meds. But in the short two weeks I nannied for him, I feared for my life. He would kick, bite, scratch, hit, spit, come after me with knives, punch cars, scream loud enough for neighbors to think he was being abused, and destroyed his mother's picture perfect apartment."

"And when I tried to tell his mom that he needed more help than a babysitter could give him, she fired me saying I was wrong and that he just needs someone more attentive. Complete denial."

14. travelingbandits's friend works with experienced murderers.

"Good friend of mine's wife is a psychologist at a well-known prison and sees some seriously fucked up people for a living. Let's just say, Hannibal inspired her to do what she does for a living and she's as close to Clarice as a person can probably get in real life. She is usually briefed on relevant details before she is assigned to a case, this includes court proceedings, testimonies, etc. She's heard recordings of murders and other such disturbing shit. She's tough as nails and I guess she loves psychoanalyzing scary psychos."

"She had to be taken off a case because she was so uneasy, disturbed, and threatened by one of her clients. Apparently this guy was either a serial rapist or murderer (She couldn't give lots of details), but he has a victim profile and she fit it. He started to behave strangely towards her, trying to converse with her and 'get to know her'. He would write her letters and draw her pictures, and attempt to give her tokens and things. All the things he would do to his victims (well, everything possible under the circumstances)."

"She was so upset and disturbed by his special attention that she was even afraid at the grocery store and started to feel uneasy in her home at night. Despite the fact that this guy was locked up in a maximum security prison. She described it like a hunter/prey vibe on a really weird animalistic level."

"She was taken off his case and received counseling. When she told me about it, she was very honest and matter-of-fact; this is a hazard of the job she works. While she may talk about her patients as if they are lab rats, this was one case you could tell really got under her skin and spooked her."

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obviously giving tokens and letters is not only creepy but violates the doctor-patient relationship. She would decline very firmly and clearly, and I guess maybe some stuff was intercepted before he had the chance to try and actually give it to her? It's been about 10 years since I heard the story but it stuck with me."

15. collegedropout saw a woman reach inside her own open wound.

"Not a psych but I briefly worked at an inpatient psych hospital and during my training a support code was called because a woman who'd had abdominal surgery had ripped open the wound and stitches and was saying over and over "I can die now, I can die now" as she reached inside of her wound. I lasted only a month, but never felt fear like I did there."

People share the things they wish they hadn't found while snooping through their parents' stuff.

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Snooping through your parents' stuff is always a bad idea, because there are things about our parents' private lives that we should never ever know about. Ever. But kids, who aren't always known for making good decisions, often don't realize this until it's too late. The worst thing I ever found snooping through my parents' things was a letter I had written to the tooth fairy, plunging me into the dark realization that the tooth fairy, and I realized Santa Claus by proxy, was a lie. It seemed traumatic at the time to my 8-year-old self, but after reading these horror stories from people on Reddit, I realize my discovery could've been much, much worse (long live Reddit!).

These 25 traumatized people share the things they found snooping through their parents' stuff as kids that made them regret it.

I hope these people all have good therapists.

1.) From Fatloaf:

I found typed letters from my dad to my mom, in my moms room. They had been divorced for a couple years at that time and the letters said some pretty horrible things about her and about how we were being raised.

I'm assuming she was keeping them in case she needed them in court.

2.) From DeathSpiral321:

After my dad passed away, I searched through the browser history on his computer. Tons of porn and websites for ordering black market Viagra.

I didn't personally regret finding it, but I know my mom would have, so I deleted the history and never told her.

3.) From squishistheword:

I spent a lot of time in closets as a child. My favorite place to be. In the back of our cedar closet, I found the Santa suit, wig and beard. Childhood ended. Not NSFW, but damn.

4.) From fuckgoldsendbitcoin:

My parents got divorced when my dad was caught cheating on my mom. After the divorce I went to visit my dad in LA when i was about 13. I decided to snoop through his bin of floppy disks and found a very long story he had typed out during the divorce. In it he describes graphic sexual acts with the new woman. How his life would be easier if my mom was to suddenly drop dead. Specifically that he would fantasize about the police showing up at his door to tell him my mom was killed in a car accident. I also learned how his AOL name that he'd been using for years is actually just an inside joke between him and his now wife about the length of his dick. He still uses that name to this day. He did find out that I saw it and he explained that at the time of the divorce he was seeing a therapist who told him to write the story. I think it was meant for the therapist to read and gain some insight in to what my dad was going through.

5.) From Troutorama:

I found a beer opener that was shaped like a huge black penis. I put it back but then years later my younger sister found it and asked them what it was.

Their faces were red while I tried not to laugh.

6.) From WalpoleTheNonce:

I found a riding crop in my parents wardrobe. I was like "when the fuck did we get a horse??"

Edit: For everyone saying my dad is hung like a horse, he is. I was unlucky enough to get my mum's dick.

7.) From CockDaddyKaren:

B U M P A D D L E

8.) From HagridTheGangster:

I ended up finding a quite kinky vibrator/dildo in my grandma's posession. That was 6 years ago but I still have the image seared into my mind.

9.) From walrustoothbrush:

Found some old nudes of my mom when I was like 11. I didn't realize it was her at first, man I have never lost a boner faster.

10.) From xXBli-BXx:

I found my letters to Santa hidden in my parents' socks

11.) From _Punderful_:

Found a letter about a kid my mum gave up for adoption when she was 18. Weird to think my mum had a whole different life before I came along when she was 27.

12.) From cedardream:

My dads journal from before I was born. He was so incredibly depressed. He talked about how my older sister cried on her way to kindergarten and it was the first time he’d been able to relate to her in years.

Totally broke my heart. I’ve never told him though. That was definitely not meant for me to read.

13.) From 13acs:

A jumbo box of condoms, a small vibrator, a plethora of porn dvds, and an unlabeled vhs tape. I regret looking at the vhs, it was porn. Of them.

14.) From rollandfloor:

I was going thru my dad's hockey bag. Found his cup, thought it was a face mask...it wasnt till I saw the horrified look on my parents face that i realized it's not for your face.

Edit 1) A cup is a piece of plastic, vaguely shaped like a penis and testicles would, that fits inside a jockstrap to protect that region from damage.

Edit 2) Glad to see other people do it as well, it lessens the shame a bit.

15.) From __WellWellWell__:

"The Joy of Sex" book. Illustrated. Some of those hand drawn pictures... Oh no. My poor innocent childhood brain.

16.) From Big_Spicy_Tuna69:

Found my mom's Hitachi and played with the new "microphone". Then I found out it vibrated and started massaging my face and neck. Fuck.

17.) From milkttea:

I found my uncles suicide note which revealed a lot of shit about my family I didnt want to know when I was like 11

18.) From land_lubber:

Me and my brother found a stack of about 50 playboys in my dads closet when I was 13. It was awesome for about a year till he discovered we had been messing with them and got rid of them. Then we were all out of porn again but it was a very educational year.

19.) From peachrings93:

My mom was passed out drunk. Her boyfriend at the time told me to go get the keys from under her pillow. There were no keys but there was a large vibrator. I was about 12. Those situations change you, ya know?

Edit; the vibrator was as long as my forearm.

20.) From egirl25:

My mother left her diary open once. It was a few years after my father died, and I read just the one entry on the open page. She was sad that I had been having dreams of him comforting me, and wrote that she hadn’t dreamed of him once. It made me feel guilty for years. I never told her. My therapist said it was deliberate.

21.) From philswift728:

A bright purple dildo and that’s the last time I went in my fathers closet

22.) From Lickingyourmomsanus:

When I was a kid there were no such thing as cell phones and we didn't have magazines so going to the bathroom was pretty boring. One way I used to entertain myself was by playing with a round piece of rubber that sat in the medicine cabinet. I would poke it, stretch it, spin it on my finger. Wasn't until several years later during sex ed that it suddenly dawned on me that I had been playing with my mother's diaphragm that whole time...

23.) From Peanutshroom:

Oh my god, yes. I was 8. Wasn't really snooping through my parents' stuff, but our family photo albums. Particularly with mine and my siblings' as babies. First, I got to my brother's. It was so colorful and bright and filled with notes written by my mom. Same with my little sister's. Then I got to mine. It was... boring to say the least. Just plain pictures with no notes or stickers or whatsoever. Then I got to the last page. I remember the exact verbatim of what I read in this small piece of blue sticky paper written by my mom:

"Is there any more I can say? No. Because we really wanted a baby girl."

An 8-year-old boy bawled that day.

24.) From MamieJoJackson:

Went to get a pair of dress socks out of my mom's dresser, found a hardcore BDSM porn mag. Put the socks back, closed the drawer, changed into an outfit that didn't need dress socks.

I was definitely aware my parents were human people who had sex, but I was also 14 years old and just - wow. WOW.

25.) From Wibbs1123:

I wasn't snooping, but when I was about 14 I was helping mom do laundry like I usually did on Saturdays when I was a kid. I went to put away my dads shirts and found a Costco size box of condoms (it was nearly full). On its on that didn't bother me-i knew what sex was and figured my parents did it. The troublesome bit was the following Saturday when I was helping with laundry and saw 3 condoms in the drawer instead of ~24.

I mean damn guys it's been a week.


23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're Married.

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"Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night."

-St. Jerome

Sometimes marriage is a dream and sometimes it's a waking nightmare. Either way, there's always a chance to see the humor in it. These memes prove for better or for worse, that being legally bound to another person is actually pretty hilarious.

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Chefs share the 'red flags' people should look out for when going out to eat.

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Most people know a C or a D health rating in the window of a restaurant is a sign you should eat elsewhere, but what are other bad signs to look out for when choosing a place to eat? No one could answer that better than people who have worked behind-the-scenes in restaurants.

Someone recently asked chefs of Reddit: "what are some 'red flags' people should look out for when they go out to eat?" Here are 18 responses from chefs and other people who have worked in food service.

We're listening.

1.) From fiendlymcfiend:

Overworked staff. What cleaning jobs do you think are getting missed if staff are far to stretched and or unhappy at work

2.) From wastingtoomuchthyme:

Too many menu choices..

Dirty restrooms...

server staff seems "meh" or anxious

3.) From bellabane:

I've heard that if you actually smell fish at a sushi restaurant, it's in your & your insides best interest to hightail it out of there.

4.) From yeahbutwot:

Not a chef but a huuuuuuge fucking menu probably means your eating out the freezer.

5.) From Sheepan:

Not a chef, but worked at a KFC for a while, so here’s a KFC specific thing: There are two towel colors for cleaning use at KFC franchises, at least in american ones, no idea about others. There are yellow towels, which are intended for surfaces that cooked foods will touch, and blue towels, which are only to be used in raw chicken areas. This is to prevent cross contamination. Cooked chicken never touches raw chicken areas, and cooked and raw areas are never cleaned with the same towels.

The thing to look out for? Raw chicken areas are usually not visible from the front counter, at least in most locations I’ve seen. IF YOU SEE A BLUE TOWEL, DON’T EAT THERE.

Now this isn’t a hard and fast rule. I would recommend asking the cashier about it if you see anything suspicious. When I went to Europe, a KFC location in Amsterdam had blue towels and cleaning solution on top of all the trash cans in the lobby. They weren’t for raw chicken, they just had a different cleaning procedure there.

6.) From MaterialImportance:

Ask where your oysters come from. If they don’t know, you don’t want them.

Works for most seafood.

7.) From Edymnion:

In addition to a super large, diverse menu being a huge red flag that you're getting frozen meals run through the microwave, watch for "No Substitutions".

If the place makes it's own food, they can sub virtually anything for anything else. While they may try to play it up as "Our food is perfect and we refuse to change it on moral grounds", its almost always a sign of "This was made 2 months ago and all we do is reheat it".

8.) From That_One_Bread_Crumb:

I have worked for many restaurants and been to many others. If the place has low lightning (unless it's intentional), roughly no customer activity, floors aren't clean, place smells bad, booth seats move, drinks that taste funny (not a drug joke, this is a sign that they don't clean their soda fountains or tea urns) and low quality customer service are all signs that you should look out for if your going to eat. If a restaurant is poorly maintained, the food might not be of good quality either.

9.) From XmagnumoperaX:

Read Anthony Bordains book. He runs down a bunch.

-Brunch is just using up leftovers from the rush of the weekend. Generally worse quality food.

-Smaller menu is better.

-Mondays and Thursdays are typical new inventory days. Eat these days for freshest food.

-Only order shellfish from a SHELLFISH restaurant. Know what a restaurant does well, and order that.

There were a lot, read his book. RIP Tony

10.) From WTXRed:

If the place is surrounded by cops and ambulances. You should go elsewhere. Don't complain to the remaining employees about the wait and demand a free ice cream.

11.) From throwaway_lmkg:

My dad used to work in the restaurant business. We'll get back to that in a second.

One time, my wife and I went to a restaurant and had a very strange experience.

The place was highly rated, but we came in at an odd hour, so it was fairly dead. Like two other tables being served, out of thirty available. When the waiter comes to take our order, they have a list of specials longer than the regular menu.

The strangeness starts a little after that. We notice that there's, like, fifteen or twenty extra wait staff. Despite this clearly being a time of day that only needs a skeleton crew. Most of them are just, like, standing there. Not hanging out chatting, like happens at normal restaurants during a lull. Just standing there like they're expecting sometime to require their attention. But like seven people doing that, for three tables.

Somehow, despite there being thirty goddamn waiters for five people, we have terrible service. Despite seven people just watching stuff, no one checks in on us. Our food takes forever to come out. The waiters that are walking back and forth don't walk near or see us, so it takes us five minutes to flag down a manager. Some of the waiters may have had poor English as well, despite this not being an ethnic restaurant, although I may be mis-remembering that part. The managers promises to find out what's going on with our food.

The manager brings out our food. He tells us that he found it, since it was ready, but no one had brought it out. Because I guess all of the twenty waiters had more important things to do like standing around seeing if anyone needed salt or a napkin? How can I need salt if I don't have my food yet?

After some serious discussion, my wife and I conclude this must be a mafia front. All these people must be standing around appearing to be gainfully employed for money-laundering purposes. If the restaurant claims to be very busy with cash transactions during this time, the IRS will be suspect if there aren't enough payroll taxes to support waitstaff. So, they have real waitstaff. Maybe these people have extra duties on the side, not during business hours. Or something.

A few weeks later, my wife and I share with my dad our story of this ridiculous restaurant.

"First of all," we say, "the list of specials was like a mile long!"

"That sounds like it was a front," he says.

We are flummoxed. "OK but like... I mean, yes, it definitely was... but we didn't even get to the sketchy stuff!"

My dad explains: Restaurants need a supply chain. If something's on the menu, the restaurant needs a dependable source for those ingredients. They need to have it in stock, fresh, of acceptable quality, daily. Chefs spend a lot of time and effort sourcing ingredients. A good part of the Food Channel is spent in markets and whatnot.

If most of the menu is variable, then their supply chain is "my cousin has a box of fish that he says fell off the back of a truck, I guess halibut is on the menu today!" This is a reflection of their business practices in general.

tl;dr If the list of "specials" is longer than the menu, then it's a mafia front.

12.) From mkicon:

If the dining room that you can see is dirty, the kitchen you can't see likely is as well.

Specials are typically food they are trying to get rid of. Sometimes this stuff has been in the freezer for months, other times it might be on the borderline of expiring.

13.) From sibuttadopo:

I wasn't a chef, just a humble stock boy, but I can say this; a good amount of hot food isn't truly kosher/vegan, and a lot of seemingly vegan food isn't.

9 times out of 10, it's a result of ignorance; a skillet that made sausage during the breakfast shift might not have been washed before being used to blacken chicken or saute vegetables for lunch. Simple mistakes that can be attributed to human error and shift changes.

1 time out of 10, it's a result of necessity and space; two meats might share a tray due to a lack of space. This is more a result of the menu dictating the kitchen, instead of vice versa.

If you live by strict (voluntary) dietary restrictions, dine as such: kosher restaurants, halal restaurants, and vegan restaurants will always beat one restaurant with kosher/halal/vegan options.

14.) From Xatolos:

If your food comes to you really fast, it most likely means it's premade and not fresh. (like faster then it should take to cook. A salad in a minute or two is ok, but with hot chicken in that same time is a bad sign)

If you can order a bacon and egg breakfast and be eating in under 2 minutes, its premade (had this happen before to me).

15.) From 10_96:

Got out of food service a while ago, but I came to understand something.

Health department scores can be wonky around here.

If you have food that is out of temperature you lose a point. If you don't write down what the temperature was you lose 10 points. (required to measure and log every 4 hours)

Having expired product on the shelves or in the coolers you lose 2 points. Not having day dots on the product you lose 10 points. Any prepared and stored food product must have a day dot (says which day it was made so you know when to throw away)

An employee handling money then returning to the kitchen and not washing their hands is 5 points. Not having a sign in the bathroom that says employees must wash hands loses you 20 points.

If you see restaurants with scores in the 90's there's probably something gross happening. If you see restaurants with terrible scores it's more than likely that they forgot to write something down.

(Obviously if they're not going to take the care to chart things as they're supposed to then they may be cutting other corners. I remember my first health inspection though. Almost failed because we didn't have signs in the bathrooms. Literally had no other violations.)

16.) From GhostOfYourLibido:

Ex husband was chef. We always left if he saw workers not wearing non slip shoes. He says that’s super important and if they don’t care about that he doesn’t even want to know what that kitchen looks like

17.) From JDub8:

Just pop your head in the kitchen - if you aren't blasted with 120db of yelling you're in the wrong place.

18.) From gorytory:

If you can’t see their health inspection score posted out in the open, it’s probably not very good.

I’m not sure how it is for other states, but some googling around and you can view most restaurants’ scores online for free.

27 Memes To Help You Start Your Morning Off With A Laugh.

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"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me."

-Rodney Dangerfield

Everyone should start their morning off with a laugh. It reduces stress and makes you less of a miserable a-hole to the people around you. Come on, let's put a smile on that adorable face.

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16 posts about dads who are struggling with everyday tasks.

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Give it up for dads!

Being a good parent is an incredibly difficult task and there are a lot of dads out there who are absolutely doing their best. However, everyone makes a few mistakes every now and then and an important part of being a parent is also having a sense of humor about it. Dad jokes are the best jokes and while it's ok to be frustrated sometimes, laughing the stress away is always a good option. Don't cry over spilled milk and don't cry over sending your kid to kindergarten in a pair of underwear she told you were shorts...

If you need some relief from the daily grind of parenting, allow these ultimate dad fails to make you feel a little better. To all the dads (and moms) out there, you're doing great even if you don't know that overalls need a shirt underneath. Keep it up!

1. When he's sleeping naked and forgets where to baby monitor is...

2. Birthdays are hard, dad.

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3. This dad who doesn't get how overalls work.

My darling husband Jeremy got the baby dressed and took her to daycare this morning. This is how things went down when I picked her up! #daddyfail

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4. This dad who just gave up on trying to make the baby wrap happen.

5. This dad who really listened when they said, "more bubbles!"

6. The dad who knows beauty is important.

7. Sometimes the pancakes turn out R-rated...

8. "These boots look fine."

9. Pretty sure this isn't how the baby carrier works.

10. This dad who washed his clothes in almond milk.

11. Hey kids, who wants curry powder pancakes?

12. When you don't get the shoes right...

13. This dad who has had enough.

14. This underwear isn't a pair of pants...

15. The swim diaper is important, dad.

16. That onion isn't an apple.

Jason Momoa called humanity a 'disease' in his climate change speech to the U.N.

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The Hawaiian-born Aquaman actor Jason Momoa joined ranks with climate activists on September 27th when he spoke before the U.N. General Assembly during the Small Islands Event.

During the event, Momoa joined others in reviewing the status of the Samoa Pathway, an initiative adopted in 2014 to address and protect the specific needs of small island communities.

He also went on to call out the passive selfishness, from both leaders and voting citizens, that ushered us into this brink of climate crisis.

"We are the living consequence of forgotten traditions. We suffer a collective amnesia of a truth that was once understood; the truth that to cause irreversible damage to the earth, is to bring the same to ourselves," Momoa stated.

"We, the island nations, and all coastal communities, are the front-lines of this environmental crisis. The oceans are in a state of emergency. Entire marines of the ecosystem are vanishing with the warming of the seas," he continued.

He continued by calling out the gross amount of waste polluting our oceans, and how plastic has seeped into everything:

"As the waste of the world empties into our waters, we face the devastating crisis of plastic pollution. We are a disease that is infecting our planet… we are polluted. It is a great known fact that a great garbage patch floating in the Pacific [ocean that] is larger than the country of France… and shockingly there are more plastic particles in the ocean than stars in the milky way. That’s shameful."

"Entire islands are drowning into the sea due to the enormous volumes of emissions generated by first world countries. Island nations contribute the least to this disaster, but suffer the weight of its consequences. Our governments and corporate entities have known for decades the changes needed, and yet changes have yet to come," he declared.

Momoa posted about the speech on his Instagram, calling it a life changing moment.

Unsurprisingly, Momoa fans used the opportunity to express support while making Game of Thrones and Aquaman references.

All puns and thirst aside, it's good to see more and more celebrities use their privilege and visibility to demand political leaders pass climate legislation to curb further disaster.

Dad asks if he's wrong to not change his tattoo to his trans daughter's new name.

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Being misgendered or called by your "dead name" (the name you're given at birth/before coming out) can be incredibly triggering for trans people who already have to fight for rights in a hostile world. These instances can be exponentially painful when family or close friends are the ones insistent on misgendering or calling you by your dead name.

Because of a long history of transphobia, a lot of parents outside the LGBTQ community face a steep learning curve when they find out their child is trans. Even the most supportive parents are bound to make missteps, or not fully grasp how scary it can be to come out and claim your gender, and loving communication is the only tool that helps bridge such divides.

In a recent post on the Am I The *sshole subreddit, a father asked if he was wrong for not immediately removing his tattoo with his trans daughter's dead name.

"AITA for not changing my tattoo based on my childs pronouns?"

OP started the post by sharing that he got tattoos of all three of his kids' names after the youngest child was born.

"Throwaway for obvious reasons. Basically I [M42] got tattoos of the names of all 3 of my children. I got them going down my arm and they read from top to bottom (not actual names) "Andy, Sara, Kate". I had these tattoos all done at once after Kate was born knowing she would be my last."

However, his oldest recently came out as trans and has changed her name to Athena - which makes OP's tattoo of the name "Andy" now void.

"My oldest child Andy[T22] came out as trans and has decided she only goes by female pronouns now. My wife[F41] immediately supported her and made sure that I would too without any argument or else she would divorce me. It was a huge family issue for a while but eventually it was solved and everything has been good for the last little while. I'm slowly learning more and trying to accept my daughter and her new pronouns and her name change to Athena."

OP and his wife are both supportive of Athena and working to educate themselves and find more ways to show their love.

"The problem arose yesterday when my wife and Athena sat down with me and told me there was an issue. The tattoo going down my arm still reads "Andy" and not "Athena" and my wife claims this is hurting our daughter and putting a strain on our relationship. My wife told me she wants me to get it touched up to correct it but I explained to her tattoos don't work like that and you can't just change "Andy" to "Athena".

During a recent conversation, OP's wife called him out for not changing his "Andy" tattoo, and said the presence of the tattoo is painful for Athena.

"I told her I would most likely need laser tattoo removal surgery and then would need to pay the cost of a brand new tattoo which I can not afford either of. I explained how my tattoo is such a non issue that I don't understand why this needs to be brought up now."

OP defended himself, pointing out how difficult it is to get tattoos covered or removed, and claimed the presence of it is not intended to hurt or invalidate Athena's feelings.

"Athena yelled at me and called me a sh*tty father and said if I don't support who she is, I just need to leave her life. My wife threatened to go stay with her parents with the kids if I don't "get my act together". I personally don't see the reason to change the tattoo and this feels like a bigger problem then it should be. So im basically wondering if im the *sshole in this situation."

The conversation escalated, Athena ended up yelling at OP and his wife threatened to separate if he didn't take the issue more seriously.

jimmyjrdanceparty thinks that OP needs to slow down and consider what the tattoo represents.

"Oof, this is a tough one. NAH, but I feel like you're not really listening to the core issue here.

You're right in principle when it comes to the tattoo as an isolated issue in that tattoo removal is in fact costly and time-intensive. However, your tattoo IS an issue for Athena and I think what she really wants is for you to acknowledge that with her, particularly because it took you time to get to a place of acceptance."

"You kind of gloss over that period, but my brother is trans and our family also went through a difficult acceptance process for my parents, so I know firsthand how painful that was for him and how rejected he felt for quite some time. Dead names are in fact a HUGE deal for trans people."

"By calling the tattoo of her dead name a "non-issue," you are dismissing how Athena feels about it, and that's probably making her feel like you actually don't accept her quite as much as you say you do. Your family is telling you in no uncertain terms that your response to this is hurtful, so I think you need to stop being so stubborn and take the time to listen to your daughter. Perhaps family counseling would be helpful here, I know it really helped my parents and brother. Good luck."

Ask_Reddit_ThrowZ read between the lines and thinks OP isn't being completely honest about how he responded to Athena coming out.

"INFO

  1. How do you interact with Athena regarding the fact that she is trans?

  2. What have your interactions with Athena been like since she came out?

  3. Have you expressed anti-trans views in the past?"

"The fact that you write

'My wife[F41] immediately supported her and made sure that I would too without any argument or else she would divorce me'

makes me think you were, initially, less than supportive. Or, at the very least, you have said things that gave your wife and Athena good reason to think you wouldn't be supportive."

"While I am leaning towards NTA on the precise issue of the tattoo, I feel like this tattoo issue is more like the straw that broke the camel's back."

DickHertz_FromHolden thinks OP has no responsibility to change the tattoo.

"NTA You have the name you gave your kids Tattooed on you, not like you did this after the change. Your child has no right to tell you how to modify your body any more than you can tell them who to be."

gorgeouswvr pointed out that the tattoo itself might seem surface, but it goes much deeper.

"This is pretty rough but I'm voting YTA because this goes way deeper than the tattoo. You said your wife made sure you supported Athena without question or else she would divorce you -- this leads me to believe you were not happy that Athena was trans and that you're likely transphobic. Or were transphobic, but you may still carry some transphobic tendencies whether you realise it or not. Is this the case?"

"I feel like the tattoo is causing problems because Athena likely feels like you still may not fully accept who she is, because you are happy to have her deadname on your arm forever."

"You're right that the removal/rework of the tattoo would cost a lot and take a lot of time and pain for you. This is entirely true. But do you know what kind of pain it's causing for Athena to have her deadname on your arm? The name you gave her at birth is not the name she feels is 'right' or feels comfortable with. Whereas her new name is something that makes her feel more herself, something she is proud of. Describing it as a non-issue is like dismissing her feelings entirely. Plus, imagine people asking about your tattoo for the rest of your life, and you explaining that Andy is your kid but that's not their name any more."

"That's keeping the deadname alive, and Athena doesn't want that. She doesn't want to be referred to as Andy any more but it's on your arm forever. The reason to change the tattoo is because you love Athena just as much as you did when you decided you wanted to memorialize all your children on your body, and you want Athena to feel happy and proud that her name is there and that you support her enough to have her new name there."

"Family therapy with a therapist who is supportive of trans people could really benefit you and Athena both, but ultimately you need to have a conversation with her about how you do support her and that you just didn't really see the connection of that support to the tattoo."

"As for the costs, talk to Athena and your wife and let them know that changing the tattoo will be difficult and costly, and that you'll all need to figure out some kind of solution for that together. Maybe start a tattoo fund that you all contribute to when you can? Like a fun family goal to work towards. Discuss with a removal studio and a tattoo studio about average costs and what you can do to change/alter/cover/redo the lettering and start anew.

Best of luck."

Since OP's post has sparked a lot of discussion, hopefully he will consider having a follow-up conversation with Athena about how seeing her dead name affects her.

Therapists and psychologists share the things people think are 'normal' that are actually red flags.

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Although society is finally starting to take mental health more seriously, there are still stigmas and misconceptions that prevent many people from getting the help they need. Oftentimes, people mistake symptoms of treatable mental health issues as "normal" human behaviors. And as a result, people who suffer are forced to simply "suck it up" and live with the symptoms instead of getting help, which can have severe consequences.

Someone recently posed this question to Reddit: "Psychologists, Therapists, Councilors etc: What are some things people tend to think are normal but should really be checked out?"

These 19 mental health professionals weigh in:

1.) From HolidayAardvark:

Hi I'm a kid who fell through the cracks.

Got diagnosed with dyscalculia when I was a sophomore in high school.

Throughout the years, my parents would tell counselors, psychologists, etc. that something wasn't right and it was more than me "being bad at math". It took a really badass teacher I had pushing and advocating for me to get an official diagnosis before anyone did anything.

I understand fully that sometimes parents can be a pain in the ass, but please, please, please, if a kid is 15/16 years old and is stuck at a 5th grade math level, look into it.

2.) From BiffBusiness:

People normalize abusive behaviors by loved ones all the time. Being able to identify your own personal boundaries and then enforce them with others for your own wellbeing is, unfortunately, not innate.

3.) From babyrabiesfatty:

Therapist here. If you grew up with or currently are a part of a family where the whole family has to work to keep one or more members of the family in a good mood or appeased, that’s not healthy.

People are in charge of their own feelings. It is not your job to appease others so that they can emotionally regulate themselves.

4.) From Sqweegel8:

Child Psychologist here. It bugs me how much parents don't think they're responsible for their kid's behavior.

5.) From TRAMZ14:

Self-sabotaging behavior can ruin your life quickly. If you have an event in your life that has affected you negatively and you seem to find yourself exhibiting irrational or incongruent behaviors- see a counselor.

You don’t have to have any certain pathology to seek mental wellness counseling.

6.) From Glitzyn:

Psychotherapist here.

Some things I see regularly that could have been caught earlier before they became a problem:

  • Unhealthy coping mechanisms. For example, drinking "to relax" frequently or smoking a lot. Even something like promiscuity can be a red flag that a person is trying to avoid dealing with something stressful by distracting themselves.

  • Self harm. Hitting yourself, banging your head on things, burning yourself on purpose, cutting yourself, etc. - all of those things indicate that it's time to talk with a professional.

  • "Normal" child/teen behaviors that are not actually normal, like running away or getting into fights.

  • Not communicating. When this happens, something is usually wrong (not always, as some folks are quieter than others). But if a child/teen/adult rarely speaks or if they are silent in the presence of their parent or significant other, it's time to get them to see a professional ALONE to have their safety assessed. I've seen individuals who are literally shut down due to having been profoundly abused by the people they live with and one of the main signs of that is silence. I've also seen people in perfectly good homes who cannot communicate due to extreme anxiety and without professional help it's hard for them to overcome this.

  • Mood swings. When a person's moods change from one extreme to another fairly often/regularly that is another concerning symptom. Sometimes they are considered eccentric or hormonal, but that sort of thing can be a sign of many problems from bipolar disorder to post traumatic stress disorder.

7.) From VeganSteakGirl:

Thinking that 5 hours of sleep per night is okay.

Rapid weight gain or loss with no obvious medical cause.

Relationship problems, don't get me fucking started.

8.) From zhbinks:

Over or under sleeping are big red flags for depression

9.) From MiniMeeny:

There have been a lot of my patients who have been pretty surprised when I’ve told them “hey, that’s anxiety/depression” when they just thought their behaviors were typical for everyone.

  • not being able to maintain friendships

  • constantly being nervous about the safety of your child, to the point where you hate being alone with your child without your partner

  • not being able to motivate yourself to do things, especially things you once enjoyed

  • feeling excessively tired all the time

  • not being able to calm down and just thinking about the same thoughts over and over and feeling worried

Other things we can help with:

  • having a hard time trusting others

  • trying to recover a relationship from infidelity

  • not knowing why your kid is misbehaving so much and needing guidance

  • helping to improve communication within your relationships

If you experience these things (and more!) therapists can help! Let us help you.

Edited to add:

I’ve noticed cost coming up in a lot of these replies. I hate that cost is such a barrier for people. :(

Sometimes colleges offer free or discounted therapy from their students. When you’re training to be a therapist, you spend at least 1 year working as a therapist while meeting with a supervisor each week to consult on your cases and get guidance on moving forward.

My college unfortunately didn’t offer discounted sessions, but I know many do. It might be worth checking out.

Some systems also have charity care options for people with low incomes. That can be worth pursuing as well.

To find a therapist, if you’re in the US, you can call your insurance company and get a list of places that take your insurance. That’s a good place to start.

10.) From pgbilotto:

A good rule of thumb as to whether a behavior or symptom should be checked out is the same we use to determine a diagnosable disorder : if it causes impairment in one or more areas of life.

The range of what is normal is huge - but if something keeps you from going to school or work, keeps you from maintaining basic hygiene, from maintaining your friendships/ familial relationships/ romantic relationships... It's causing impairment and you should seek help.

EDITS: wanted to clarify a few things:

  1. This is NOT an exhaustive criteria for diagnosable mental illness. There are many criteria we consider in diagnosing, but the one criteria that is present for all is that it must cause impairment.

  2. Enjoyment is also an important aspect of functioning. If you are getting by in your life but are miserable... Get help. You don't have to live like that.

  3. Serial killers and sociopaths represent a very small percentage of the population and rarely seek help willingly. This was not directed at them.

  4. The areas of functioning I listed are general examples pulled from the Western culture where I live and was trained. Different cultures have different values and the norms of your culture should be taken into account.

  5. If you are unbothered by your level of functioning in these areas relative to cultural expectations, good for you. Most people considering this advice likely have a sense that something is not where they want it to be in their life and are looking for confirmation that it's "bad enough" to seek help. If you're not concerned, my advice is not directed at you.

  6. No one is saying that being content with having no interpersonal connections is inherently pathological.

11.) From smugsneasel215:

The attitudes of their parents. No, really. There are a lot of bad things that current parents do that are just seen as normal, when they're not. And they have long lasting psychological effects from emotional damage.

12.) From mstaylor2u:

Shadow people. One question we asked was if they ever saw, heard or smelled anything others didnt. This came up more often than you might think

13.) From Greeneyedgirl17:

Inability to regulate your own emotions. Also, negative self-talk. we talk to ourselves way worse than any person could.

14.) From CatastropheCat_97:

I’ve seen a lot of people dismiss their depression/other mental illness because it’s “not that bad” or “other people have it worse” or “I can/should be able to handle it on my own.”

You shouldn’t have to suffer through mental illness even if you technically can. You deserve to be happy and therapists and psychiatrists are there to help you learn how to help yourself. It’s not a weakness to find someone who can assist you in figuring out coping skills or prescribe you medications to help fine tune your brain’s neurotransmitters.

15.) From BridgetteBane:

From the patient side, it took having a massive anxiety attack at my doc's office to find out that no, massive anxiety attacks in front of strangers isn't common or normal.

16.) From I_are_facepalm:

Research psychologist checking in:

If your toddler is doing socially unusual behaviors such as:

Not responding to name

Not responding to a social smile

Not pointing/ using gestures

Using your hands/arms as if they were a tool or extension of their body

Engaging in repetitive behaviors

Not responding to your use of gaze to direct their attention to distal objects

Check with the pediatrician about getting assessed for autism spectrum disorder

17.) From hox_blastien:

Perfectionism. While a spectrum and everyone wants to do good work, an obsession with perfection is not something to be proud of and definitely not healthy. Healthy work ethic is doing your best, and then letting go, as in recognizing no matter how much effort you put in, the result is, to some extent, out of your control, and that's ok. The intent and effort counts more than the end result, if you get obsessed with the end result only you will hurt yourself because you never have full control over your end result, but you do have full control over the intensity and dedication you will put in (even if that doesn't translate well). It is a fact of life sometimes things don't work out, so people who never, and I mean never, have anything less than flawless work all the time are paying for it somehow, burnout or mental stress or overtime or medication/drugs to keep going or etc. It is pathological to want, or to think you can realistically have, such control that your work is flawless all the time.

18.) From Ladylochnessa:

Getting stressed every day. Youd be surprised how many people just say "No it's okay my job is just stressful." Or other similar excuses. So many health issues arise from stress.

Or prolonged unmotivation. Not wanting to do things.

19.) From presidentofgallifrey:

Trauma reactions - they are very normal for the situation but are not healthy or easy to deal with without help. Our bodies and brains hoard survival responses so I see a lot of people struggling with unhealthy coping skills or habits that at one point kept them safe and helped them survive. This can range from large mood swings, emotional or physical disassociation, difficulty connecting with ones physical or emotional being, and difficulty identifying triggers. I get a lot of childhood abuse survivors who have had issues in therapy before due to this - if your therapist goes in assuming you are able to connect with and name feelings, identify what is weighing on you, etc, they won't be very helpful.

Also my normal therapy PSA is whenever possible please don't wait. There is no such thing as an issue too small for therapy but waiting can cause something to morph into a way bigger issue. I know for a variety of reasons that isn't always feasible but if you can, please do!

If you think you or someone close to you might need help, PsychologyToday allows you to search for a therapist near you. And BetterHelp.com offers affordable online therapy.


15 Starbucks baristas share the things they want customers to stop doing.

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Baristas wake up early to deal with a bunch of grumpy, rushed caffeine addicts.

Next time you're wondering if you should throw a dollar or two into your favorite barista's tip jar, do it. Baristas have to deal with the craziest requests (no foam no sugar extra whip dirty skinny soy Chai cinnamon on the side hot but in an iced cup etc) all while smiling during the morning hours. They deal with people loitering to sit all day on their laptops, crying over not being near an outlet and destroying their bathrooms without spending any money.

Baristas are making complicated drinks that have evolved so far from coffee they're essentially hot morning desserts. Why are we drinking whipped cream with sprinkles on it and chocolate syrup at 8 am? Sometimes you have to ask yourself.

Since pumpkin spice season is upon us, it's time to give your baristas some extra love. Here's a list of things that annoy them, so remember to be respectful and tip! They're the gateway between you and your caffeinated sugar rush.

1. Respect the hours.

2. Who puts milk in water?

3. This is gold.

4. Collect their cups.

5. Watch them make your drink.

6. Don't blame them for your mistake.

7. Don't be a nightmare.

8. Just tell them the size!

9. Wait your turn for your water.

9. Be clear!

10. Don't call the cops.

11. Thank them!

12. Don't be a weirdo.

13. It's not their fault you can't manage your time.

14. No need to be THAT specific, though.

15. Seriously stop staring.

16. Don't be an idiot.

23 Memes For Anyone Who's Excited It's Finally October 1st.

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“Be afraid ... Be very afraid.”

– Ronnie, The Fly

I don't know about you, but I've been ready for Halloween since August. Finally, the wait is over, October first is here. People of the Internet are celebrating in the best way they know how, by creating hilarious memes. If you're ready to get spooky, this is for you.

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25 people share the secrets they've been keeping from their parents.

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Chances are, if you have parents, you've kept secrets from them. We keep secrets from our parents for all kinds of reasons: to avoid judgment, to appease them, to protect their feelings, to protect ours, etc. But though it's normal to not tell your parents about the time you had sex in their car, or all the pot you smoked in high school (and after high school... and last night...), some secrets are bigger than others. And a whole lot harder to hide.

Someone recently asked Reddit: "What is the biggest secret you’ve kept from your parents?" These 25 people share the juicy, raw and sometimes tragic truths they're hiding from their parents:

1.) From Nagaisbae:

I make more money than I let on. My parents have and will always be the "I take care of you all your life, time for you to pay it back" type of parent. Except there is no end to this "debt". So I hide money from them so they can't take advantage of me

2.) From sheldonowns:

I recorded Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz over my sister's high school graduation video.

It's been about 18 years, but I still feel bad.

3.) From the_nightcourt:

I met the guy my mom told me was my real father. We did a DNA test and there is a 0% chance. He even took me on a white water rafting trip with his wife and son. I’ve never told her.

4.) From _ohhello:

My dad doesn't know that I was suspended due to grades for a semester in college.

5.) From dramaticeffect_:

I actually DID know why my laptop wasn't working. I spilt a fair bit of Jack Daniel's on it.

6.) From Vyzantinist:

That I used to sneak out of the house from our second story bathroom window to go nightclubbing with my friends after my parents went to bed.

7.) From zeronotzero:

I am fully aware of my father's extramarital affairs.

8.) From [deleted]:

Stole money for weed and regret it to this day. My lazy ass should've just gotten a job instead.

9.) From BarryShitpeas22:

My mum doesn't know I've been arrested twice, one time with my dad

10.) From Merkle85:

My parents divorced when I was eight. My dad left, and I never saw much of him. Among other issues, he came out to my brother and I before they divorced. I never told my mother that he was gay. My father passed in 2011, my mother in 2017. I think she had an idea, but we never discussed it. He was born in 1945, before such a thing was accepted, and attempted at 'passing.'

11.) From j-benz:

When I was at Walmart with my mom, and I stole 2 of those big cartons full of Pokemon Cards. took the cards and stuffed them in my backpocket. I planned the whole robbery a week before. I was the best robber at 9

12.) From postedUpOnTheBlock:

When I was around 14 I overheard my parents arguing. My mom was yelling at my dad about some porn searches on the computer. It was really me that was going on the computer in their room and watching porn. He kept denying it and she kept calling him a liar. He slept in the guest bedroom for a month after that fight.

13.) From Alvadar65:

I was heavily addicted to morphine for my entire time at university

14.) From gluntie:

When I was in the 7th grade I started to get into porn and my favorite, for some reason, was guy on guy stuff even though I’m a girl. Anyways, I didn’t know how anything but YouTube worked so I ended up downloading like 3 gay porn videos on my phone and I had an Android so when I deleted the videos the download history was still in my phone.

For some reason my mom took my phone and went through it and sat me down and asked me about the porn she found on it. But for some more context I had to keep my phone in the living room at night and could only have it during the day.

Now I’m not proud of this but I’m a good liar. But in this situation I didn’t have to do much lying because as soon as I started crying and saying I didn’t do it she immediately believed me and blamed it on my step-dad, saying that she had a suspicion that he was gay through their whole relationship and all that.

After that she never confronted him and just continued to stay with him even though she thought he was gay and that’s when I realized my mom was a golddigger.

15.) From Sarcastic__:

My depression and the fact I nearly failed out of first year because I couldn't handle university.

16.) From cow_eggs:

I used to watch southpark when they thought I was sleeping

17.) From Metatron_Fallen:

My location for the past 25 years.

18.) From vkuma:

That my sister is gay. She openly admits it to everyone, except for my family. She opened up to me, eventually but both my parents and older brother don't know about it. Since then we've become a lot closer than when we were kids.

19.) From somemetausername:

When I was 17 I rented “not another teen movie” watched it and returned it without them finding out. They wouldn’t have approved.

20.) From joblagz2:

i just pay escorts to show as my 'girlfriend' so they would stop telling their friends to hook me up with their daughters.
every gathering they would show up meet everyone and always have to leave early.
i pay by hour.

21.) From winenotbecauseofrum:

My mom always wondered why i didn't have friends in high school and it is because we were broke and I knew she was struggling so i refused anytime people wanted to do things so I wouldn't ask for money then in my last year of high school I worked full time so I had no time to make friends

22.) From stitchessnitches:

When I was 12 I saw emails on my mom's iPod touch. The emails were very suggestive and were between my mother and another man. I never told my dad that I saw those emails. I wish I did, because it turned out that she was cheating on him.

This is the first time I've mentioned it to anyone. It feels good to get it off my chest.

23.) From writesandthrowsaway:

That I’m bi and I was dating women. One came on vacation with us and stayed in my room.

24.) From b-b-b-bi-sharona:

That I'm highly involved in the BDSM community in my city. Even tend bar at our local fetish club a couple times a month.

My fiancé and I are super vanilla passing. Which is lucky. They're happier not knowing.

25.) From rhinoceroblue:

i found my dad’s cocaine. i feel like i don’t know him anymore. i never want him to know i found it. i’m still a minor and still live with them.

18 casino and hotel housekeepers share the strange scenes they've walked in on.

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People go to hotels and casinos to get freaky, let their wigs down and do some good old fashioned sinning.

Obviously, there are plenty of people who stay in hotels for business or wholesome family vacations, but for every ten chill customers there's a room full of people wilding out. And when it comes to casinos, the amount of shady dealings increases exponentially.

Few people know this better than housekeepers, who are exposed to the secret habits of the public on a daily basis.

In a recent Reddit thread, housekeepers who worked in hotels or casinos shared the weirdest scenes they've walked in on, and most of these sound like nightmare porn.

1. rigtek doesn't know what the oranges were for.

"I worked for a hotel chain in Colorado and one day my coworker and I went to strip a bed and the bed was full of oranges. The dresser oranges. Side table, cans of mandarin oranges. Not exactly shocking or disgusting, but it was weird."

2. heideggerian gave the family with the bathroom incident a free upgrade.

"I worked as a Concierge for an upscale hotel so, naturally, because there wasn't a line for my desk, I fielded complaints regularly. One day a woman, very nice and patient (rare) calmly explained to me that her five year old opened the door to their bathroom and there was a housekeeper pooping in there. The housekeeper and the boy screamed so loudly that I had already gotten noise complaints from the adjacent rooms. Needless to say, that family got a free night and an upgrade."

3. daddakamabb1 had to clean up a period painting party.

"I used to work on a military base as a house keeper. I was there for about a month in a half."

"One time someone checked out early so I had a room added to my list. Knocked, went in and there was blood everywhere. I immediately called down to the the front, I need help now. I was new, I was not prepared for this. Blood. Blood everywhere. It had soaked down through the duvet, layers of sheets to the mattress. There were bloody hand prints everywhere. On the mirrors, on the head boards, on the back of doors, showers, carpet, the kitchenette, in every crack and crevasse of the bathroom, on the shower head... EVERYWHERE. Someone had decided to have a finger painting session during that time of the month with their boyfriend."

"Turns out some brass' daughter had got a room while visiting dear ol' dad and had her tinder date over. Daughter had enough foresight to tell her parents that she was on her period and may have bleed through the bedding, but she was scared and didn't know what to do. When we said her date was accountable too, she claimed that she 100% didn't have someone else in the room with her. It was $1800 to clean up that mess and replace everything and dad was loosing his mind over it, yelling, and screaming the whole time. They kept saying there was no way that it should cost so much. Calling us liars. After sitting in and listening, calmly, after being screamed at, my boss slid over the pictures to him. From that point on you could hear a pin drop. He got out his checkbook, wrote the check, and quietly left."

4. daddyhax had a customer with a LOT of beer bottles.

"Hotel worker.

Had an American guy come into our hotel, meant to be staying for 3 days. Went into his room and never left the room in over 2 weeks (he kept phoning down to extend his stay)."

"The strange thing was, he had the same routine every day. Around 8am, he would order 8 bottles of beer and 20 cigarettes to be sent up to his room. He’d sign the cheque off to his room for the beers but had to pay cash for the cigarettes as they came from the hotel shop, which wasn’t owned by the hotel therefore wasn’t able to charge to the room. The cigarettes came to around £11, and he would always give us a £20 note and told us to keep the change."

"Lunchtime rolls around, and again, 8 bottles of beer, and 20 cigarettes. Come dinner time, again, another 8 beers, but 40 cigarettes this time (assuming to keep a stock of when the shop closed at night time)."

"This happened every day he was staying with us. No one ever saw him leave the hotel, so assumed he had a stack of £20 notes to pay for his cigarettes. He also instructed housekeeping not to clean his room."

"When he eventually left, the maid was greeted with hundreds of empty beer bottles, the bin was half full with cigarette ends and ash, and the room was left remarkably clean, albeit smelling awful."

"We tried to research the guy, but could only find he was part of an American broadcasting company (it was a long time ago and can’t remember), so assumed he was over here to lie low. He checked out, paid off his bill (didn’t even bother to check the bill), into a taxi and never to be seen again."

5. herpes_free_since_73 saw a couple snoozing on the linoleum.

"I walked in on a couple sleeping on the bathroom floor of a hotel room in the hotel I work for. The bed was untouched and everything was normal with that one exception."

6. BizarreBreak89's friend had to clean a disgusting mess.

"Someone I know worked housekeeping at a casino. He walked in on a guy smearing shit over the walls with his bare hands. He was pissed that he lost money and thought he was justified to do it. Housekeeping called security, he was charged and banned."

7. 0tterpop has never heard of people using so much lube.

"OH I GOT one. I was a night auditor though."

"This one starts out benign enough, my NA shift starts, and I have a small line. It's Saturday and we're near a couple of casinos, not unusual. A very polite man checks in, and rents a top level suite for him and his wife. I get him in and start checking in the next couple. Being distracted, I barely noticed the previous couple come back in, only that the wife was partially obscured by the luggage cart and I remember thinking to myself, "that's an ugly woman." The night is quiet and I leave. I come in the next night to hear what unfolded after I left."

"The couple never came back down to check out, and have not been seen since. When housekeeping entered the room they immediately alert the FDM. Every surface of the room is covered in lube, the bed, the couch, the jacuzzi, even the minifridge is covered in bottles and bottle of lube and baby oil. We know for sure it's lube, because a dozen bottles are left in the tub. But wait, there's more! In addition to the lube, there is a rather large horse dildo left behind with thick black scuff marks, and cracked down the center."

"My FDM, in her infinite wisdom, decides that they must have been junkies and this dildo is where they are hiding their needles. She decides to pick it up to open it "safety" reasons, but when she does, all that falls out is a rather impressive motor that has been burned out."

"The icing on this cake comes when they review the security tape. The "wife" is clearly a man in a wig. It's a big burly dude wearing a cheap wig."

8. SillyToyRobot had to hoover a turd.

"I worked in a casino where I watched a middle aged man literally shake a solid turd down his pant leg, sit back down and continued on his machine. I turned around with backpack vacuum on and went to my lunch break. I didn’t get paid enough to pick up stranger’s shit."

9. beaninator77 found out that fake Uno cards exist.

"Cleaned a room that contained both a deck of Uno cards and a knock-off deck of Ono cards"

10. TheLastBridgeFire got invited to a traumatic orgy.

"I was a house keeper at a dive of a hotel in Chico, CA in the late 90's. A week or so before a local homeless woman had stuck her arm in a tiger's cage (a circus that was traveling through town) and got mauled. That weekend I was cleaning rooms and knocked on the door of a room paid for by a local charity organization. It turned out the guest was in the middle of sexy time."

"Quickly realizing it wasn't a good time to clean the room I said I would come back later. To my dismay the woman opened the door and asked me to join her and her friend, I declined. She then reached out and grabbed me by the arm and tried to drag me in. Her arm was covered in bandages and lacerations. It was the woman who had been tiger mauled! I yanked my arm free and ran away, I'll never forget what her shredded bandaged hand looked like."

11. Acceleratour's teacher has seen it all.

"Had a teacher who was the manager of a Marriott in Germany for a while. She has wild stories.

  • Once found an anaconda in the bathroom, wrapped around the shower curtain pole."

  • Pulled naked devil worshippers out of the pool at 3 AM when the pool closed and they refused to get out. They weren’t even guests.

  • Saw the janitor with a wheelbarrow, a hose, and a shovel. He went somewhere, went to lunch and came back. After his lunch she followed him and asked what was up, he didn’t speak good german and just said “Cleaning up African lady leg.” Turned out some lady had jumped from the top floor of one side of the building (Hotel was kind of like an L shape, one side higher then the other) hit the emergency ladder on the way down and had her leg torn off before becoming mush on the roof of the other side of the building. He had shoveled most of her into the wheelbarrow at this point, was just working on getting her leg unstuck from the ladder.

"EDIT: Bad grammar. The janitor did not linch anybody... i think. Also, thanks for the silver anon!"

12. C_Dubbz13's friend had to clean up a meth lab.

"Not my story but a friend was a maid at a cheap hotel in our university town. She has a bunch of gross and weird stories but the most insane is when she came into work and found a full abandoned meth lab in the bathroom of one of the rooms."

"Her manager made her clean up a bunch of trash from the different ingredients and scrub chemical stains that must have been left by spills. Apparently the room smelled like a bad science experiment (or just normal meth) and the management refused to get any police involved."

"I imagine they believed it would discourage their regular clientele. I believe she quit very soon after."

13. Prokletnost found a dead body.

"Found a dead body under the bed, Manhattan.

https://www.tripadvisor.in/ShowUserReviews-g60763-d93421-r8862878-Hotel_Carter-New_York_City_New_York.html

Well this blew up.

Here you go :) https://youtu.be/jG0EDUp7i5A"

14. lemur1985 stayed at a hotel full of Magic.

"I stayed at a hotel that hosted a Magic The Gathering tournament (was visiting Atlantic City, only realized what it was as I played magic a decade ago). In the morning as I was leaving a housekeeper had a room opening and cleaning; he stops me and says “wtf is this? Is it worth money?” I look in and someone has filled the bathtub nearly to the brim with lands/commons."

15. dieceid doesn't know where the man with the chicken came from.

"I can answer this one!

Worked at a huge water park resort. I was doing a late shift at a time of year when the resort was almost empty. So, tired of knocking on all the doors, I just barged into the rooms."

"(To clarify, I always knocked. But I was getting tired after 20 or so rooms without a guest.)"

"Come this room in the 4th floor. I walk in and there's an old, heavy guy feasting on a bucket of fried chicken. Lights off, in front of the TV. He stared at me for a couple of seconds and I apologized before he could say anything. Left the room immediately."

"I later found out that room was supposed to be vacant. I have no idea where he came from, why he was there or how he got there."

16. on-theBrinks had an eventful youth group trip.

"Was on a youth trip with my church. Guys stayed in one room girls stayed in the other. All us bored kids start looking around the room, ya know because kids, and we found a nug of weed under the bed. Super big find for a couple of church kids. We go to tell the girls what we found and they go on to tell us they did the same thing and found blood all over the wall....

TLDR; found weed and blood"

17. Dealthagar had an unconventional IT call.

"I was an IT guy for a casino. Got a call that a guest couldn't get his device connected to the wifi, so I had to go up and give him a hand."

"Come to get his tablet connected. He's in the room. Older guy (60+), wearing a pair of gold booty shorts. He's got three girls (ID's meant they had to be 21, but they weren't much more than that) in there with him. Thongs and fuzzy high heeled slippers. Topless, shameless. They want to connect the iPad so he can play some video to go along with the game they're playing. Couple bags of "toys" and tubes of stuff scattered all around the room. Two of the girls were getting impatient and already playing with each other by the time I got there. I've got my own kinks so, who am I to judge?"

"Got his stuff connected, and they were able to get his movie, and got it playing on the TV in the room. He tipped me a small baggy of Ex and Molly and a couple hundred bucks, all in $50's. I took the money, and let him keep the drugs. Find out later, he was a VIP card member, and typically dropped $20 grand or so on the tables."

18. PeaceofthePi saw all the dildos your heart could desire.

"Not a housekeeper but I was a bartender at a Marriot hotel years ago. Along with regular bartending duties, I also delivered bar orders as part of room service. One night I received a typical order (Wine, beer) from a room that called down to the bar. I brought the drinks to the room and was greeted by an early 50's man wearing a white robe. He greeted me and asked me to place the drinks on a dresser fairly close to door."

"As I went to place the drinks down I noticed the bed had between 10-13 dildos laid out neatly along the foot of the bed. The sizes ranged from normal to horse. They were evenly spaced and all facing towards the headboard."

"While he was signing I made my way to the door and as soon as he handed me the book I smiled and said "thank you, have a great night! He just smiled and that was it, 0% acknowledgement on his end."

25 Travel Memes For Anyone Who Hates The Airport.

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"All human life can be found in an airport."

-David Walliams

Traveling is an amazing adventure, but before you start a vacation in paradise you must pass through the devastating hellscape that is the airport. The security line, the overpriced food, and crowds can get anyone down. These hilarious memes perfectly nail the struggle of airport life.

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