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Trump sent Tami Lahren a signed printout of her tweet and people are reacting on Twitter.

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A picture is worth a thousand words. Tomi Lahren posted a photo that reveals more about the Trump administration than any 5,000 word piece in The Washington Post or The New York Times can.

Timmy Larynx took to Twitter to boast the cool mail she got: a printout of tweets, including one of hers, autographed by the President of the United States and shipped in a fancy envelope.

"TOMI, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. BEST WISHES, DONALD TRUMP" he wrote.

Timmy was sure to include her manicured hand and her engagement ring in the picture, and it looks like she's announcing her engagement to this piece of paper???

There is a lot going on here. The Sharpie. The signature. The suggestion that the President of the United States has staffers print out tweets from right-wingers that quote his own speeches back to him.

Why'd he need the printout? It's not like the president spends any time on Twitter himself, does he?

Tammy thinks this photo is a flex, but according to the rest of the internet, it's more of a self-own—an insight into the fragile psyche of the world's most powerful man.

People zoomed in on the specifics of the Tweet Sheet. It's not just the content, but the presentation that questions the brain status of the chief executive.

One thing is certain: This is a Norman Rockwell painting. This is the picture that encapsulates this era in American history.


23 Spooktacular Memes For Anyone Who's Ready For Halloween.

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"Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas."

-Stephen Graham Jones

Halloween is ALMOST here. If you're anything like me you're on your 5th bag of Halloween candy and have a house covered in spiderwebs (both real and decorative.) It's the most wonderful time of the year and these spooktacular memes totally prove it.

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Congresswoman uses Mark Zuckerberg's hair to prove a point about cyber-bullying.

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It's always a hilarious yet dystopian time when Mark Zuckerberg graces congress with his presence.

During yesterday's congressional hearing about Facebook's proposed new cryptocurrency, the Facebook founder was grilled within an inch of his life by many members of congress.

One such lawmaker was Katie Porter, a first-year California Representative. She made headlines for challenging Zuck to work as a content moderator for a year (on $15 an hour with monitored nine-minute crying breaks to recover from all the gruesome videos) and he demurred.

But that wasn't her only legendary moment during the hearing. She opened her testimony with some glorious shade to Zuck about something we all love to roast him for: his terrible, terrible haircut.

"Mr. Zuckerberg," she said, "I know Facebook can be sometimes an unkind place, um, both toward my personal appearance and today apparently towards your haircut. But as the mother of a teenage boy I just want to say thanks for modeling the short cut."

Porter used Zuck's hair to make the point that everyone is in danger of being mocked and bullied on Facebook, including the founder himself.

She then went on to absolutely obliterate Zuck as mentioned above. Here's a video of it.

But let's get back to the hair — just how much of a meme has Zuckerberg's Caesar cut become?

Well, there are people speculating about how he achieves this signature look.

Some are drawing comparisons to the treatment Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez got when she dared to spend a normal amount of money on a haircut just last month.

Others speculated it might not even be hair.

Or his hair is being abused in some way.

Maybe there aren't even scissors involved?

This one brings back memories of "Dumb and Dumber."

And how dare someone besmirch the Ikea name like this.

And yes, it might be a shallow issue... but we have to take fun when we can find it in this budding cyber dystopia, you know?

12 sex ed teachers share the biggest misconceptions they had to clear up for their students.

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Teachers can often be underpaid and over-worked, but at least their job provides some serious entertainment value.

A Reddit user asked the sex educators of the internet to share the most WTF misconceptions they had to clear up for their poor, uninformed students. We've compiled the best here. And we just hope someday in the future, teens can learn how to use Google before they start boning.

1. I also sometimes get sex confused with jellyfish stings.

How you don't have to pee in the girl to get her pregnant. - adamsquishy

2. Soda marketing has truly gotten out of control.

Some girl had been told it's OK without a condom, bc you can kill all the sperms afterward just by doushing w Sprite. - sc246810

3. Maybe your friend should go to the doctor...

My friend thought there was an actual bone in a penis, hence 'boner' - Hamster_Dad

4. Hey, better safe than sorry.

Sexually active teenagers asking me if they could get pregnant during anal. Two girls had ACTUALLY TAKEN MORNING AFTER PILLS TO AFTER ANAL TO AVOID PREGNANCY. This was a 10th grade class. - SunnyCarol

5. Then how do you explain all of Snooki's children, hmmm?

Had to explain that despite what they saw on Glee or heard online, a girl cannot get pregnant from being in a hot tub. - omgwtfbbq420

6. Wow, looks like our armed forces need our support more than ever:

I taught it in the army to basic trainees. I didn't really consider anything absurd, but I got a lot of disbelief about the fact that most STDs can be transmitted orally (so BJ's aren't "safe sex"). The teeth in vagina thing came up more than once (a lot of religious/home school kids going straight to the military).

I think the oddest one of my classes it somehow came up about how she could only get pregnant if she "enjoyed it". I don't know how that came up, I'm sure the soldier didn't intend to rape anyone, I just had to explain it didn't work like that with a straight face.

Other fun topics that came up were where we needed to explain that certain races weren't more or less prone to transmitting or carrying an STI, HIV is equal opportunity. It may be more prominent in a geographic community, but race doesn't make you more or less immune.

If anything, I learned just how diverse and generally bad the levels of sex education were depending not just on where someone grows up but how they grew up.

And then, to inject our own propaganda after the fun conversations, we got to show them a slide show with the absolute most messed up extreme cases of STDs we could find combing medical books and the internet.

BTW, the most effective form of birth control is to not give your real name. j/k - PolecatEZ

7. Yeah, otherwise you'd have like 3,000 siblings:

I'm a high school teacher & we teach reproduction. One girl asked how long sperm survived inside a woman. She said her and her sister were 2 years apart in age, so sperm has to last at least that long inside. I had to be the one to tell her that her parents are probably still having sex. - Nanby

8. Not to pry but... where exactly are his balls?

He thought balls were to stop you accidentally going ‘all the way in’. - WoeUntoThee

9. Those lesbians and their spermy elbows!

Not the teacher but heard it asked. Kid said “I heard that in lesbian couples they get pregnant from sperm stored in their elbows. Is that true?” - ET318

10. This is true, we do this every day. Sometimes after every meal.

Not a teacher, but I remember a classmate thinking women gave birth through their buttholes. -

11. I barely understand the question:

So as David puts his hand up during the lesson about menstruation, everyone suddenly focuses in on him, as they know this will probably be good...."and then on this day, the lining breaks down, and the period begins.... yes David, you have a question?..." and as cool as anyone without any concept of how much this conception missed the mark he asks "Is that when women get orgasms then?". There was a brief pause when time seemed to slow, all the students looked at me to figure out how they might be able to get away with reacting, then the teaching assistant cracked first, letting out a little stifled laughter, then the entire room exploded, poor David looking around with a quizzical expression. Once we all pulled ourselves together, I cooly explained that no, periods are normally associated with painful cramps or a general uncomfortable feeling rather than good feelings, which is what an orgasm is usually being referred to as. - drunk-leprechaun

12. She was failed by health teachers AND physics teachers.

I had a 15 year old student who was shocked when she got pregnant having unprotected sex. When I asked her why she was so shocked, she said, "I thought it would be okay if I was on top...you know...gravity" - SigKapEPA52

15 people share things they had to explain that everyone should know.

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We've all had that moment when you realize a close friend or family member has been living their lives without understanding something very basic about how the world works.

Sometimes you can let it go, but more often than not you have to say something to save them from any future embarrassment. Sure, there's no such thing as a "stupid question" but there is such a thing as...HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?

When a recent Reddit user asked, "Whats the dumbest thing you had to explain to someone?" people were quick to throw their friends under the bus for the sake of humor. No, marshmallows aren't grown in marshes. The Girl Scouts don't make the cookies. Get ready to feel smart!

1. Yikes, "0w1."

That her adopted grand baby from Korea wouldn't just grow up automatically knowing Korean or have a Korean accent.

2. Oh, no. "stonemender."

Just because the sun and moon appear to be the same size in the sky, they are not the same size.

3. Bird biology is tough, "LurdOfTheGraveyurd."

That birds do, in fact, have muscles. Seriously, they were asking how birds can fly if they don’t have muscles.

I didn’t manage to convince them.

4. That's a lot of paper, "hello_ongo_gablogian."

I once had to explain to a colleague that she did not have to print and file every single email she received. She claimed she was concerned about making sure we had written records in case the computers stopped working. She was almost 70 when I told this to her and she had been doing it her whole career since email was introduced. Literally every single email got printed. If there was an addition to an ongoing thread, she would print the whole damn thread again for every new email. I’m pretty sure this woman is responsible for at least one entire forest of tree loss.

Nobody thought it was weird that her department was spending the most on toner and paper. She was also head of the department, so maybe her subordinates were scared to say anything.

5. It looks like that, though! "sej27."

I had to explain to my sister how you don't get a longer ride if you sit at the back of the roller coaster.

6. Wow, "PorkchopSquats."

A few weeks ago, I had to explain to my wife that the letters on her license plate were part of her “license plate number”.

She got a ticket at her university for parking without payment. The payment kiosk makes you enter your license plate number when paying for a day of visitor parking. She was ranting and raving about what bullshit it was, so I asked her to show me the receipt she got when she paid for parking. Sure enough, she had just entered the numbers and not the letters.

I don’t know how she made it into her mid-30’s before learning this.

7. This will make you feel old, "AofAsgard."

That the Amazon is a rainforest not just a online shopping site. We were in geography.. studying the Amazon.

8. This would be an interesting country, "arcant12."

That gonorrhea is not a country, it’s a STD.

Edit: a few have asked...

A student walked in to my history class and said “my mother’s boyfriend is from gonorrhea!” I asked her to repeat herself thinking I had heard things wrong...but she said the exact same thing.

We had just finished a unit on Ghana. She thought we did a unit on the country of gonorrhea. I never figured out if the boyfriend was from Ghana or if she heard them talking about an STD.

9. This is a bummer, "Junopotomus."

I had to explain to a coworker that there was religion before Jesus.

10. Just hold it in! "krissy_the_witch."

That periods are not able to be controlled like the urge to pee

11. Sad! "AnusEinstein."

That the moon doesn't produce its own light.

12. Welp, "Saintblack."

I work in IT and a lady got married over the weekend (I didn't know or care). She called me that Monday and told me she could not log into her account.

I pulled up her info and said "Well, you aren't locked out. What username are you using?" She gave me her first initial and a new last name. I said that's not your account, where she proceeded to tell me how she got married etc.

Bitch literally thought that when she got married all her accounts ever associated with her name changed. Automatically.

13. Damn, "nofacenofood."

That the fact that a laptop is wireless doesn't mean you don't have to charge the battery

14. Spacebows, "someguynotthatone."

Rainbows are not in space

15. More interesting than boomers, though. "shadowcloud_1."

That 'Boomers' were not people who survived explosions.

Dad posts five things men should do to support their wives and women are tagging their husbands.

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Hindsight is always 20/20, and no matter how thoughtful and smart you are, there are some nuggets of life wisdom you can only glean through experience. Becoming a parent is an all encompassing experience that shifts your life so drastically it's hard to remember the flow of routine sans kids.

While there are plenty of platitudes out there about the love and patience you'll need in those early years, no well-meaning aphorism is as helpful as concrete advice. So, fittingly, the past few years has been a heyday of parenting posts on social media that go viral for their detailed honesty.

So, when a father-of-three wrote a post full of parenting advice to his single 24-year-old self, it quickly gained traction with other parents who relate.

I'm now 29 and have 3 kids with my wife Franziska who carried and birthed them all like a pro. Here's what I would tell...

Posted by Ted Gonder on Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Ted Gonder kicked off his post by sharing that he now has three lovely kids with his wife Franziska, and he wishes he could time travel to give his younger self advice about the challenges to come.

I'm now 29 and have 3 kids with my wife Franziska who carried and birthed them all like a pro. Here's what I would tell my childless 24 year old self about how to be a supportive partner during the "becoming parents" phase:

His post continued with five pieces of advice on how to be a better father and husband right after having a child.

Wifey carried baby IN her belly for 9 months. So you carry baby ON your belly for 9 months every chance you get. Not only does it help her recover but it bonds you to your kid more than imaginable.

He reminded his past self, and other dads, that changing dirty diapers is the least you can do when your partner carried a child inside her body.

Wifey is breastfeeding and--while beautiful and fulfilling for her--it's exhausting. So you change EVERY diaper you can. From diaper #1 onward. You will get over the grossness fast. And you will prevent imbalances and resentment in the relationship; in fact, when all your wife's friends are complaining about how absent and unsupportive their husbands are, your wife will be bragging about you.

He emphasized the importance of morning rituals, and expressing love and support through small actions like making coffee.

Make her the decaf coffee every morning. Even if she leaves it cold and forgets to drink it most mornings because she falls back asleep while you're working or (later) taking the kids to school. She was up all night feeding the baby so help start her day in a way that helps her reset.

His post went on to tackle the ways post-partum can affect body image, and how giving extra love and affirmation to his wife is an essential way to show support.

Tell her she is beautiful and help her see that in the moments when she is feeling most self critical and hopeless about her body. Remind her of times when she achieved goals in the past. Remind her she is a superhero. She literally just moved all her organs around and gained 20 kilograms to give you a child that will be a gift to you for the rest of your life. Help her see past her body image issues and stay focused on a positive goal, one day at a time.

His post ended with a reminder that hormones can be a lot, and there will likely be moments of fighting and hurt, but staying calm and loving in moments of heat is the best emotional investment long-term.

Take the heat. Hormones are crazy, both pre and post birth. She won't seem like herself every day and sometimes she will say things she wouldn't say if she didn't feel like she was hungover, caffeinated, and on steroids every day. Remember your job is to be her rock through all of this, so toughen up and keep perspective when her tongue is sharper than you know her best self intends. Normal will return soon and you want her to be grateful that you kept it together when she wasn't, not resentful and disappointed that you hijacked her emotions by making her problems yours.

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Share with any dads-to-be you think would benefit from reading.

The post quickly took off, with moms and dads across the world tagging their partners and sharing how much they relate to the newborn struggle.

Some women lamented the fact that their partners aren't as aware as Gonder while others praised him leading by example.

After receiving a lot of positive feedback, Gonder posted a follow-up comment thanking everyone for their support.

He wrote:

Wow! Thanks for the love, everyone! I didn't expect this to be shared so widely but am touched to hear of how much it resonates with so many of you. <3

I've gotten a ton of questions that I'll comment on soon, but in the meantime wanted to share a few quick updates:

1. I re-published this on Medium for folks who are interested in sharing it in places other than Facebook. You can find that article here: https://medium.com/.../heres-what-i-d-tell-my-24-year-old...

2. If you're interested in more dad-and-young-family related content without being "friends" gimme a follow on Instagram, where my wife and I talk about this stuff every day: https://www.instagram.com/tedgonder

3. If you want to receive semi-regular newsletters with these kinds of posts, join my email list of 11,000+: http://www.tedgonder.com/#subscribe

Okay, that's it for now - will be dropping back in to comment publicly on some of the questions folks have sent.

Much love!

Gonder's wife Franziska also wrote a follow-up Facebook post after receiving hundreds of friend requests from women asking for relationship advice.

My husband went crazily viral (150k likes and shares) over the past 4ish weeks. As his wife I am proud that his message...

Posted by Franziska Gonder on Sunday, October 13, 2019

My husband went crazily viral (150k likes and shares) over the past 4ish weeks. As his wife I am proud that his message received so much attention - it needs to.

She shared there's no magic ingredient to maintaining a healthy relationship, both with your partner and your children, but one of the most important elements is open communication.

And I am also here to share my 2 cents upon his last two posts. A rare Facebook moment for me so I hope I can make it a good one:

1. It is amazing to see how many women tagged their significant others to thank them for a similar support. Kudos to all those strong families out there. The world needs kids with strong support systems and their parents are their very first one ❤.
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2. I received hundreds of friend requests from women asking for relationship advice. Eehhmmm well... we just really love each other. But there are two things that stand out for me in our relationship:

Arguing, she wrote, has actually been a very important piece in strengthening their relationship.

We argue. And always grow from it. It might get heated or loud once in a while (usually household-related shit) but we never walk away from it without asking: what's going to be better next time? This is especially important during big life transitions a.k.a. raising 3 small boys 😉

They also consistently write out clear goals and plans for how they want to spend their time, both as career people and as a family.

When we moved in with each other we built a family manifesto + vision. We learned a lot about each other, the life we want to live with each other & individually, how we want to raise our children and what our daily family life should look like. We made a lot of sacrifices along the way and still do in order to live as connected as we do today. We had a lot of big professional opportunities, projects, or personal chances that we denied cause it didn't fit for us, and moved across continents more than once to keep optimizing.

My message? Behind every strong couple stand two individuals who unconditionally and continually invest in each others’ growth. Love is active, not passive. It's a verb, not a subject.

And with that, I am going back in my little family bubble with no fame and glitter, but loads of boys, laundry, dirty dishes, money to earn, a business to build and my coaching business to grow. Hallelujah.

Oh before I go…IF you want to hear my husband talk more about the parenting and the power of mental and physical fitness for making strong families, give him a follow - I promise he has good humor and good ideas, and a great heart. This moment and all the touching messages we’ve received have inspired us to write and share more because the narrative needs to change! (IG: @tedgonder, FB: Ted)

At the end of the day, Franziska wrote, the most important part of staying strong as a parenting couple is to put in the work and keep learning.

18 people share stories of things going wrong while exploring an abandoned building.

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Exploring abandoned buildings can be amazing, but also incredibly dangerous.

While it's always fun to take in a bit of local history and maybe share some ghost stories with the perfect backdrop, old buildings aren't structurally sound. Even if you ignore the risk of ghosts (who are definitely there), you could also run into squatters and perhaps even have the police find you.

When a recent Reddit user asked, "Those who've explored abandoned buildings that went seriously wrong, what happened?" curious explorers everywhere were ready to share their tales of spookiness.

1. Wow, "scott60561."

I used to go through abandoned buildings with my dad, a fireman in near west suburban Chicago.

We ran into a bunch of homeless guys burning the coating off wire. My dad and the police moved them on from the building. Later that night they were doing the same in another building down the block, which led to a 3 alarm fire and 2 abandoned factories burning to the ground

2. Well this is terrifying, "DoctorDoggieYT."

I was around 10 years old or so, I went into this not that old abandoned building with two of my friends, they were boys, we explored the building and got down to the basement and we met some boys from 9th grade and we went with them. We got pretty deep into the basement and then all of a sudden a woman starts to scream, we couldn't see anybody since it was very dark, we had flashlights and flashed around the room, keep in mind I was the only girl with the group of boys and my friends. We just ran out after that as the screaming continued, we all agreed to never enter again.

3. NOPE NOPE NOPE, "Chesurisu."

My friend almost fell off a four story building. There were 4 of us out at an abandoned radar base filming a music video for one of my classes and there is a part where you can jump down from the roof to another part that is slightly lower. Now it's a more narrow kind of landing area and as he jumped down, he landed weird on his foot and swerved off to the side and was less than an inch or so from falling off before he caught his balance and landed on his knees on the roof....everyone else carefully climbed down that ledge instead of jumping after that.

4. Definitely haunted, "scarystardust."

I was walking through the 4th floor of an abandoned orphanage in the chapel and the only light I had to guide me was feint from the video camera (before smartphones) and as I pointed it down to routinely light the floor to check- I was a foot away from stepping into a giant hole I the floor almost 2m wide dropping down below. My heart dropped and then a fucking bat flew overhead if me and scared the shit out of me as well.

5. Also haunted, "ShadowWingZero."

Nothing went wrong per say but the whole building was caved in (small house around 100 years old) except for one room, a child's room that seemed almost untouched. The walls still pink, glass chandelier hanging from the ceiling. It was creepy given the rest of the house was completely fallen apart you couldn't make out the rooms.

6. Yikes, "Blazars07."

While exploring an abandoned warehouse that we always used to go to as kids, we found a filming crew one night. As we were passing the campers where the actors stay, the cops pulled up and chased us into the bush. Turns out they were filming a scene for IT Chapter 2. Now when we go to the warehouse all we can think about is that damn clown.

7. No thanks, "miss_zarves."

My middle school friend and I decided to explore an abandoned house which was rumored to be in the woods at the edge of our suburb.

The modest wooden home had been abandoned for quite some time and was now fully derelict, and the quantity of suburban graffiti made it obvious that many kids had been there before us. We poked around a while on the first floor, finding nothing of interest. We decided to see if there was anything worth seeing upstairs.

We had been upstairs less than a minute when we suddenly found ourselves getting buzzed by some type of very large, very territorial bee. One of them stung me on the shoulder. It hurt like a motherfucker, and I still have a ball of scar tissue just under the skin, thirty years later.

Of course I never told my parents. I felt my sting was punishment enough, and apparently it was, since I never again went into a vacant building -- at least until I got older.

8. *Chills*, "Zenkikid."

I didn't do it personally but I used to work for an insurance claim management company that contracted people who did and I have two stories that stand out.

  1. One of our contracted employees entered an abandoned house and went room to room to confirm damages. Dude entered the final room to find out its been fully decorated to be a satanic shrine. Our contractor saw a someone just standing there in the middle of the room and bolted for the exit once he realized there was someone else in there.

  2. Lady I was walking through the process of accessing a property we were managing found a dead body. Appeared to have been recently killed too. Said that the guy was laying in a pool of blood. She quit because of this incident.

9. This will sober you up, "Genotikk."

I was on the roof of an abandoned house with a friend, just to smoke some weed and talk peacefully, my friend got up to go pee, after a step, part of the roof collapsed and my mate fell to the floor below and got hurt with a leg injury.

Pay close attention to the abandoned places, it can become dangerous !

10. Run away, "NitnoYT."

My friends and I while looking for street spots to skateboard at, found an abandoned toy store. The back door was open so we started to go in, thinking "Hey, this might be a good spot to skateboard." well we get in and on the wall there is a big graffiti that said "Bloods Territory (Gang), # of people beaten here 6". We got out of there so fast and never came back. Could have been just a scare tactic but we had no intention of finding out.

11. Thick thighs save lives, "Malqpor."

Floor collapsed and my ass stopped the fall. It hurt, but if not for it I would have been injured from a 2/3 floor fall. I was saved by friends who still deem it funny.

12. This was a risk, "MrC4meron."


Me and my friend busted the locks into an abandoned nuclear bunker one night, it was quite cool inside had all the original stuff and everything. A few minutes after we’d left I got a call from my friend saying 2 police cars had arrived there, and the officers were investigating. If we had spent a few more minutes in there or I’d probably have a criminal record.

13. Oh my god, "Killer_Queeeeen."

There was an abandoned hospital we used to go to when we were kids. Most people just went to the parts that were easy access, but there was another part of the hospital that you could only access by climbing on the roof of the lower level and getting in through a window. The lower levels of this particular building had sheets of metal covering all the entrances. One night, we decided to go into the restricted area.

The first thing we noticed was, as we went down the hallway was that there were roaches, which was unusual because it was so cold outside. I didn't pay much mind to it until we stumbled upon the dead body in one of the rooms. I only saw the bloated foot and don't think any of us have ever run so fast in our lives. We ran to the nearest pay phone (yeah this was a long time ago) and called the police to report it. My best guess is a hobo probably went there to seek shelter and overdosed.

14. BOTH LEGS? "bloodshack17."

Stay away from the stairs. Wooden stairs collapsed under my buddy and he broke both legs. There's no serial killers, ghosts, whatever, just old, condemned, dangerous rotting wood.

15. Kind of an adorable surprise, "naturalbornfreak."

Years ago I went exploring, in a very old abandoned farm house. Feeling brave, I walked upstairs. That's when I came face to face, with a family of barn owls. The babies were fledglings. I was greeted with a chorus of hissing, then a flurry of feathers. Nothing went wrong per se, but I was startled.

16. Horrifying, "Pavaroso."

We were down in a basement of an old psychiatric hospital, and the floor had a few inches of opaque water, and at one point when I stepped forward, my foot went directly into a nicely leg-sized not-previously-visible open drain. I went in all the way to the crotch, forcing my other leg into an awkward split. Fortunately, I had two friends with me because there was no way for me to get into a position to produce leverage necessary to get my leg back out by myself. Also, my nuts hurt.

17. Damn, "heatstroke-1977."

The house I grew up in was 100 years old and had been empty for 20 years at the time. My grandparents still owned the property so I would go do photography and play paintball there regularly. It was super creepy and falling in so I had taken about 10 people over to do some Halloween photos. I stepped over a pile of debris and put a huge old ass nail right through my foot. I pulled it out and my foot instantly started pouring blood out of it. Went and got a tetanus shot the next day. I was just grateful it was me that stepped on it and not one of my guests or kids.

18. Ghost stories are dangerous, "its_me_bruh."

My girlfriend and I and some other friends went exploring an old abandoned elementary school on a spur of the moment Friday night and it was a big mistake. The building was what you would expect inside: dark and filled with bats, but we forged on and went on to lay out blankets and tell scary stories. Then, after being there less than an hour we start hearing sirens approaching and begin seeing firetrucks and police cars pulling up. Everybody takes off running except my girlfriend and I because we didn't think we had anything to hide. So, we walk casually to the car to go leave when the cops stop us and tell us to sit down and begin asking us questions aggressively such as "what were we doing in there" etc. What we didn't know was that the building had caught on fire while we were in there. So, what we expected to be a night of spooky ghost stories, turned into us almost being charged with breaking and entering and ARSON ( felony if convicted). To this day, we don't know exactly what happened, but we think somebody tried to set us up when they found out we were entering the building.

13 people share the strange superstitions they believe.

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Michael Scott said it best:

People have superstitions (or little stitions) to help them make sense of this weird, random world. A recent Reddit thread asked people to share theirs, and Slavic people have interesting ones.

1. yashashalanka checks themselves out for good luck.

If you have to return home (forgot something), look in the mirror before leaving the house again. Forgetting something at home is bad luck and by looking in the mirror you transfer that bad luck to your reflection. It’s an old Slavic superstition.


2. Th3Beard3dOn3 balances out the karma.

Tap the roof of your car as you blow through a yellow/red light


3. Goon_Bug is sure to excel.

Whenever I exercise or play a sport, I must wear a rubber band or hair tie on my wrist. I don’t even have long hair but I just feel the need to do it or else I won’t excel.


4. Gettygetz doesn't want to jinx it.

I never say “it’s been quiet all day” at work. Or I never EVER say “it can’t get any worse then this."


5. Locke_Step knows the truth about celebrity deaths.

Trouble comes in threes. Semi-common superstition, but it is a strange one. Why does trouble like to act in triplets? No idea, but if something has gone wrong twice, a third problem is likely to show itself soon.


6. Don't go to Vegas with scott60561.

I fall victim to the gamblers fallacy.

The idea that the wheel comes up black 10 times in a row so it must be "due for a red" . The superstition is believing that everything evens out and is "due" can lead to bad decisions.

That's 11th spin is always 50/50 odd.


7. TATERCH1P plays chicken.

I'm a baseball nerd so I'm already somewhat superstitious. As you might know, the world series is going on right now between the Nationals and Astros. There's a guy in r/nationals that has been leaving in the middle of the games to get chicken from a local chicken place and ever since he started doing that, the Nationals are 9-0. So I'm believing that one.


8. Don't split from wizbiz1998,

Whenever you're walking with a partner (assuming you aren't holding hands) or friends and you come across an obstacle (light pole, sign, or something) if you walk so it divides you it signifies that you and the other party will split apart in the future. If i don't care for the person/friendship i let the split happen. If i love them i will let them walk in front of me and follow behind so we aren't split.


9. AlonDCN respects the coin.

I have a coin I flip whenever I can't make a decision. Once it's been flipped, I NEVER go against it's will.


10. AceMarrow is from an interesting town.

That the path up the mountain from the village I grew up in has spirits that will make you sick. I don't really believe in the stories anymore but since I was constantly reminded as a kid it still spooks me when I go back to visit.


11. Knock knock, anonnnnnnnnnn333.

I always knock on wood (or my head if there isn’t any wood near by) so that I don’t jinx something I’ve said and make it actually happen.


12. I hope yockobird isn't working on something creative now.

Of creative projects: Talking about them too much before they're done kills the creative energy and essentially ensures they won't be completed


13. Put HohnnyBravo at this number just to piss them off.

The unlucky number 13. If i work on a project I skip that number really fast.


22 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Remember The 90s.

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"Come on, it's the 90s."

-Literally everyone in the 90s

If you remember everything that took place in the 90s, congratulations on living through the most epic decade, also it's probably time for some eye cream. These memes are all that and a bag of chips. Anyone who lived through the 90s will absolutely love this hilarious walk down memory lane.

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20 people share their scariest stories from being alone in nature.

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Never go into the woods alone unless you have a death wish or desire to be haunted by the ghost of wildlife. At least, that's what I gathered from Chris McCandless ala Into The Wild, and pretty much any thriller than involves a character who explores the wilderness solo.

Even the most experienced hikers and wild life workers can be blindsided by the sheer creepiness of a rural presence, whether it takes the shape of a predator animal or a fresh dead body.

In a popular Reddit thread, people shared some of their weirdest stories from the depths of nature, and it has convinced me to stay safe within the chaos of the city.

1. HoneyBadgerPanda thought they were being followed and it appears they were right.

TL;DR: Was out in the mountains for four days by myself. Felt like I was being followed over 30+ miles. First night I slept not in my tent; it was destroyed and cut to pieces.

On a two week solo backpacking trip I had four days in seclusion between Ranger Station check ins. On the first day of the seclusion; I felt like I was being stalked. As I lay in my tent that night I could hear what sounded to me like footsteps around my camp but never coming too close. In the morning I checked all around and found no evidence of footprints or having any wild life around me.

I broke down camp and took off trying to put it behind me. The second night was the same thing. I grew so paranoid that when I would hike during the day I would go over rocks, walk through streams; anything to try and break the trail so I couldn't be tracked. I'd go around a blind turn and than sit there for an hour waiting to see if something would come behind. At night I couldn't sleep for more than 10/15 minutes before waking up.

Finally I got to the Ranger Station check in and told them what I had been experiencing. I went and set up camp as close to the station as I could. Later the Rangers; they offered for me to sleep on their couch for comfort and so I could actually sleep. I accepted and stayed the night indoors.

I walked out to my camp in the morning and it had been destroyed. My tent was cut on the side, sleeping bag ripped and backpack turned inside out. The Rangers came and reported it; took pictures and everything. I ended up getting one of the Rangers to give me a ride back to base camp and going home the next day.

2. LysimachiaTerrestris will never get used to certain forest vibes.

I spend a lot of time out in the Canadian north. One thing that happens that I will never get used to is when the forest stops.

Late at night you often hear things running around and making lots of noise, these are small animals trying to act big and scary at a defensive tactic. Sometimes the noise just stops and everything is silent, no wind, animals, birds, or trees moving. At this time you know a top predator is near and is on the hunt. That's one feeling I will never get used to.

3. itsbernstein made a beaver friend.

While out fishing i became good friends with a fat beaver. He chilled next to me while i fished for about 2 hours. Just watching me cast and catch fish. We watched an osprey dive into the lake and get a bass which was an amazing moment. When the sun started setting he sauntered back into the lake and we went our separate ways. The best fishing experience i had so far.

4. oscurotek found a deserted boat.

I told this on another account once.

While on deployment my ship found a ship adrift off the coast of Australia. As an engineer trained for vbss I was tasked with assessing the ships mechanical status on boarding.

It was deserted. Fish in the hold and stuff set out like people were just there. There was food on the galley area that was still warm, etc.

We never found the crew so we towed the boat in for the authorities.

Absolutely scared the fuck out of people and those who didn't board the ship didn't believe us when we were telling them about the state of it.

5. WendigoPrincess doesn't know what the German men were doing.

My fiance and I went hiking up a mountain in the Pacific Northwest last summer. It's perpetually muddy due to a large number of waterfalls along the sides of the trail, so there's no way you can avoid getting at least a little dirty.

Around an hour and a half up the trail, we passed two men wearing black suits, black hats, black glasses, holding black leather briefcases and wearing black dress shoes. Completely clean dress shoes. And immaculately clean, pressed pants. Not a spot of dirt or a wrinkle on either of their clothes.

As we passed each other, one of them whispered something in German. I looked back at them and they were both standing still and looking back at us, staring.

One of the creepiest things that has ever happened to me, and I've had my fair share of strange experiences!

6. Sipid1377's coworker saw a fully dressed skeleton.

Sorry for a "not me but someone else's story" story, but here it is anyway: I used to work for the US Forest Service and sometimes worked with an older gentleman that had lots of interesting stories from his many years of life. But by far the most chilling tale was from when he was working in a very secluded area of wilderness and was walking through the forest when a thunderstorm hit.

He had seen a opening in the hill a little while back and headed to it to take shelter. Once inside he shined his flashlight to check he wasn't going to wake up a bear or something and found the skeleton of a man, sitting in a lawn chair, with a rifle rigged up so he had been able to shoot himself. The skeleton was still wearing jeans and a flannel shirt.

I've met a lot of bull shitters in my time and this guy wasn't one, he'd honestly just led an interesting life.

7. feelthatk188 is haunted by the sounds of submarines.

Hearing the faint sonar pings from the Russian subs in the middle of the night out in the Baltic Sea.

8. FookYu315 doesn't know how the older man hiked without gear.

I was in a remote area surveying populations of various organisms in mountain streams. One morning an older man crossed the stream I was standing in. We both froze for a second and he continued on his way.

He didn't have any gear with him and it's a 15-20 mile hike from the nearest (dirt) road. My point is he wasn't just casually wandering through.

Edit: holy shit this blew up! I just noticed because have spotty internet access at the moment.

9. MrGordley has a mutual "don't ask, don't tell" policy with the cartel.

So I worked at a ranch in southern Arizona, right on the border. I didn't really consider it to be secluded because I had horses and cows. In hindsight, I guess it was really lonely because sometimes they'd talk back to me.

Anyways, doing fence borders with a guy from another camp and we had to go down into this dry river bed. As we round the bend we see a bunch of beat up trucks sitting there armed to the teeth. Turns out we ran into some kind of big deal for a cartel. The other guy told me to keep steady and we just walked straight through them on our horses. Everyone staring at us, looking like they were ready to shoot us up if we made one false move.

I asked about it when we got to the other side without turning into swiss cheese and the more experienced rancher told me: "The Cartel only cares about Border Patrol and Cops. They know this is a ranch, and they know we roam around here, and they know we don't say much." Reason being, if they ever assumed the ranchers were the snitches, they could easily find our little ranch houses. Only had 1 person to so many acres. Could have been offed and left there for many days before someone noticed. With all that in mind, I had a very passive relationship with those kind from then on.

10. Abusedtoaster123 had a staring contest with a wolf.

I was running on a logging road in central Wisconsin and stopped because I felt like I was being watched. It was just an instinctive feeling. That's when I noticed a large wolf step out of the forest about 50 yards ahead of me. It was just staring and I stared back. After about 30 seconds of us checking each other out it just slipped back into the woods and was gone. I kept running in the same direction but never really shook the feeling of being watched. I guess it's not that scary because wolves rarely attack people, but you betcha it was creepy enough being alone out there.

11. Ayy_2_Brute almost lived Castaway.

I was on a the bow of a sailboat crossing the atlantic in pretty heavy winds, going about 15 knots. Crew had to be stationed alone on the bow in two hour shifts at all times, keeping an eye out for anything in the water. About 10 meters away from me I see a weird glint in the water. Then I realize it's a partially submerged shipping container. Before I had time to even open my mouth, we passed it by, missing it by a few feet.

And that's the story of how I nearly got shipwrecked in a storm in the middle of the atlantic ocean.

12. wawaskittletits420 has seen a mystery creature.

So out where I live it's just outside of a town nestled at the bottom of mountains (FYI I live in Australia) and it's not too secluded since I live with my family and you'll generally come across someone's property every 500 metres but there are some stretches where you won't see a house for a km. One night my mum and I are coming home pretty late at night and we we're just talking and listening to the radio.

We come around a corner and we both saw this fucking creature that I still don't know what it is till this day. But it had the body the size of a medium dog, mangy looking black fur, an almost abnormally large head, big green eyes (which was the first thing I noticed) but most weirdly an almost impossibly long and thin neck, like it shouldn't be able to support the large head.

My mother and I are fucking cussing like sailors at this point and make a u-turn around to get a better look at it, and within 10 seconds there was no trace of it. Normally I'd brush this off as probably a wild dog but the body just didn't look like a dig and it was too big for a cat, even a wild one. The real scary part is that my family and I have seen that maybe two to three times now almost exclusively late at night. However my SO's father has said that he's also seen it twice, once at night and once at daytime and I get the feeling we're not the only people in town to have seen it.

Edit: I don't live in Tasmania, so it's pretty much impossible or damn near impossible to be a Tasmanian devil or thylacine.

13. BornCavalry saw an extinct animal.

When I was a scout in Iraq, I was setting up a concealed observation post when we saw the largest cat through our thermals. Like Lion/Cheetah/Leopard (the thermals were fuzzy, but we could identify size based on distance with the laser range finder)

The thing is all three of those animals used to live in Iraq - but they have been LONG since extinct in the area.

14. TaiChiDeathmatch doesn't know where the body went.

Driving through the middle of Montana one night, going about 100mph, passed something on the side of the interstate that looks like a mangled body. Turned around at the next pass, came back. Definitely a body. Put my lights on it and tried to call 911 on my cell. No reception. Got in the car to see if i could pick up cell reception (lights were still on)...nothing there but the blood splatters. Drove away QUICK

15. TroutsBane noped the hell out of there.

Several years ago I was fly fishing in late February and stumbled on two guys disposing of a human body. The ground was still frozen so they opted to hide the body in a drainage pipe at the base of a dam. Needless to say I did a complete 180 turn while muttered something to myself like, " Jesus is it cold! Impossible to fish in these conditions."

And made a somewhat chaotic bee line back to my car. When I looked back I could see them peeking out from behind a tree, so I followed the immortal words of Saint Clark W. Griswold and, " Rolled em up." A few weeks later I saw those same familiar faces, but this time under a news headline saying that they had been charged with murder.

16. BillybobThistleton still thinks about the lone fisherman at night.

On a small sailing boat in the Pacific, sailing south from Panama to Ecuador in the middle of the night. Two people on deck – the helmsman and me, theoretically on lookout but really just there to keep the helmsman awake. It’s well after midnight and we’re away from major shipping lanes. We’re somewhere west of Colombia and we haven’t seen land or another vessel in at least a day (at least, not while I’ve been awake – four hours on, four hours off).

And then I see a light off the port bow. It’s far off and distant and under the sail, and therefore hard to keep track of, but it’s there. It isn’t moving. And it seems to flicker and dim but gradually I become aware it’s getting a little brighter, bit by bit. And then I realise it’s a boat, and it’s coming right for us, and by this time I can hear the engine and I yell to the helmsman: “Hard a-port.”

(Yes, I used old-timey sailing talk in a crisis. I have no good explanation for this)

So we steer to the left, and the oncoming boat passes on the starboard bow. It’s less than 10 metres away, a big RIB with a massive outboard engine at the back travelling at full throttle. There’s enough light from the moon and our running lights to see that there’s only one person aboard, slumped upright over the steering column, and a load of fishing equipment in the back. Then it’s gone into the night, still travelling straight at maximum speed.

This was over ten years ago. To this day I have no idea if that midnight fisherman was alive or dead, if he’d fallen asleep at the wheel or suffered a sudden heart attack or what. I don’t know if he powered on until the outboard ran out of fuel and was never seen again, or woke up five minutes later and steered back home. I don’t know what he was doing that far from the other fishing boats (we later saw other lights on the horizon and guessed that they were the fishing fleet), or whether he aimed for us deliberately or if it was sheer coincidence that brought him within spitting distance of our tiny boat in the empty sea. I still wonder sometimes.

Edit to add: We called it in to the local authorities with our position and his rough heading, but we only had vague information and we were a long way from shore. I doubt they could have found him, and we never heard back from them.

17. Toolset_overreacting was more afraid of the mystery cars than the elements.

Little late to the thread, but wanna share:

I went on a two and a half week long hike in the middle of nowhere Nevada. Like a couple of hours from even the smallest of towns. One night, I decided to set up camp on a ridge line overlooking a valley with a dirt road bisecting it.

Most nights I would've had a small fire, but it was breezy and was cutting across the ridge pretty hard. I think the weather saved my life.

At about 10pm, a truck drove down the road and there was a rhythmic pattern of "door opens, dome light comes on, driver grabs something from the passenger floorboard, drops it out of the truck, closes the door, drives slowly for 20 seconds, and repeats." He did that for what looked like a mile. I thought it was weird, but whatever. 15 minutes later, a different vehicle, a suburban, drive up along the road. The driver was holding a flashlight out the window and stopped in the same spots the truck did. Open door. Pick up something. Close door. Drive. Open door. Pick up something. Drive.

I don't know what the fuck it was, but I'm convinced that I would've ended up with a couple more bullets in me than I'd like, if I had that camp fire.

18. rufuckingkidding found a taxidermy hotel.

(Serious) I was living in a dirt floor cabin for about 6 months. I would pack a lunch and hike out half a day in random directions. One day I found an abandoned hotel with an attic full of bats. The old kitchen was full of taxidermy. Not abandoned old taxidermy...current taxidermy, in various states of finish.

There was a closet with stacks of dead birds, tools, woodworking tools and glass for the display cases, etc. I noped out of there in a hurry. I took my brother there later because he didn't believe me...so I have a witness.

19. Northsidebill1 scratched a wolf's head without realizing it.

More mysterious than creepy. We were camping in Montana near Yellowstone park in a small campground. It was the off season and there were maybe 5 other people there, including a couple 3-4 spots down who had a large dog with them in their RV. I walked by and the dog was friendly so I petted it and talked to it and went on my way.

Later that night I am sitting watching the sun set and reading on my Kindle when a cold nose bumps up under my arm, like dog does when it wants attention. I figured it was the dog and started scratching its head. Before i could look around, my friend came around the corner and froze with a look of fright on his face. I was scratching the head of a pretty big grey wolf. I had no idea what to do, I didn't want to keep touching it but I didn't want to stop and piss it off either. I scratched for maybe 5-10 more seconds and it just looked at me like "Thanks, bro" and walked off into the woods. We went to a hotel that night...

20. KOmouse chilled with deer.

I was 13 and on a week long camping trip. There were two adults and five other kids my age. One night we had spent all day kayaking and got caught in a deluge that threw off our whole schedule for the day. We couldn't quite make it to the location where we were supposed set up camp for the night before sunset so we just settled a few meters off of the river. We were so exhausted that the adults didn't even want to build a fire. Since we didn't have much light and it was hot they told us that we didn't have to build our shelters we could just lay out in our sleeping bags.

Everyone put their sleeping bags near a clearing that was created by a fell tree. But I saw the hole created by the roots and thought that there were possible creepy crawlies living in it. So I set my sleeping bag a little further back about four meters away from the clearing. I woke up a few hours later to these rapid clicking sounds and sniffing. (Thanks to the Internet I later identified it as deer noises.) There were a bunch of them. The clicking grew closer and was surrounded me on all sides. I had my flashlight but I didn't want to shine it because I was afraid to scare the deer/creatures because I thought they would trample me.

The most vocal deer then stepped on my sleeping bag and eventually sat down on it. I could hear the other deer get comfortable too. After a while I allow myself to peak out (not wearing my glasses) and I see maybe 15 deer/creatures all just watching the other campers. After several hours I fell asleep and woke back up as they were leaving at sunrise.

It was wholesome/creepy.

Tl;dr: A herd of deer watched a group of campers sleep all night. One laid down on my sleeping bag with me inside.

Edit: yes, ticks exist and thanks for doubling my karma!

20 people who work the night shift share the strangest thing that happened on the job.

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The night shift is the right shift...to have the living daylights scared out of you. While most graveyard shifts are marked by excessive coffee abuse and boredom, the stories that do go down hold a much higher terror level due to the lack of witnesses out and about.

If you're the only person on shift when a crazed customer rolls through or a mysterious event goes down, who do you share the terror with? Calling the cops over a gut feeling is irresponsible without an obvious danger, so sometimes all you can do is steel yourself for a story.

In a recent Reddit thread, graveyard employees shared their scariest stories from the job, and more than a few of them quit soon after.

1. rukirasioux had a stalker.

I worked night shift at a gas station, so I saw a lot of weird shit, but I think the worst was a guy who stalked me. I went out to smoke during a calm period, he came up seemingly out of nowhere with a bag of trash and a knife, and started to explain how he was "making flash bangs" with a broken swifter handle and sparklers he had.

According to him, he was working with the CIA and the local PD to catch...someone? I'm not entirely sure, he was rambling and pulled out a knife, so I didn't listen incredibly well for focusing on what he was doing with the knife. He followed me into the store, cut himself with the knife and bled on everything and followed me around until he have me a glass globe from his trash bag and left. He came back randomly during my shifts for a few months bringing me stuff, and eventually tried to get in my car with me.

2. thats_specific almost got lured by a recording of a baby.

So, for a while I pulled the late shift at an Italian restaurant when I lived in Canberra. The park across the road was notorious for stabbings and violent robberies. I had to walk through it to get back to my college. For a little while there was this guy that would play the sounds of crying babies or wimpering dogs to lure people deeper into the park where he would attack and rob them - one time walking along the road that ran through the park at about 1am I heard a baby crying in the park. I noped out of there and booked it back to my college. Two weeks later the dude was caught - his phone allegedly had dozens of different tracks of babies and dogs crying.

3. rainycity111's brother watched a man eat a seagull by the spoonful.

Not me but my brother use to work at 7/11. He once saw a homeless man eating a seagull with a spoon.

4. Mashugana514 had to store a gun for a weird man at work.

Used to work at a late night arcade, and one night around 9:30 p.m. someone came in wearing a trench coat, which was creepy enough since it was middle of summer in Florida so it was very hot and humid, they came up to the counter and pull a rifle out from under the coat and set it on the counter. Of course instantly everyone starts freaking out, and me being the shift lead and highest ranking staff member had to deal with it. We had absolutely no policy for if someone needed wanted a gun stored while they’re on the property, so I just took the rifle and put it in the back room where we kept the money and such (heavy locked door, only I had the key). I texted all the managers and supervisors to tell them what was up.

The dude never came back for it. When I went in the next morning it was still back there, so he never asked the next manager for it back. We kept it there for the next day and then called to police to come in and get it. Never heard anything back about it. But why would the person bring it to an arcade, leave it, and never come back for it? It was fully loaded too. Had the safety on and I believe there was a trigger lock on it. Definitely one of the creepier things that’s happened to me at work

5. toucss still doesn't know what went down.

Was locked in the shop for my first ever single manned shift at a petrol station. I was on the floor stocking some stuff, I had the music off, because I wanted to be able to hear everything and not imagine things over the radio. All of a sudden I heard a massive loud bang and my heart stopped. I couldn't work out what it could have been.

It sounded vaguely like the newspaper stand door slamming but there was no wind for it to be that. I looked up onto the forecourt and saw a car not parked on a pump or in a space, just waiting there. I ran out into the office to check all the CCTV cameras. I waited till the car finally left 5 minutes later but it felt like a lot longer. Finally worked up the courage to go back to what I was doing.. a bag of wine gums had fallen off the shelf where I had overstocked.

6. Nihaodee doesn't miss the night shift.

I worked night shift at a medical company. Being that we were slow with work often, my coworker & I asked to be cross-trained in the warehouse to count inventory. We were the only workers in this giant warehouse after 4pm and no one else had access to it (other than security and custodians). One night we were closing up the warehouse around 1am and turned all the lights off (the switch was on the opposite end of the building from the main exit door).

We were walking down the dark aisle to exit into some offices and once we got to the door, the door did not open. It’s a sensor door, so it should have opened as soon as we touched it, but it didn’t. We figured, maybe security had overridden the lock and locked us in. At that moment we heard footsteps coming behind us and what sounded like something metal scrapping on the floor and hitting the racks (like a metal pole being dragged). We panicked and the footsteps got louder and closer and we frantically were pushing the door to get out but it wouldn’t open.

In the reflection of the window, we saw a dark figure standing right behind us and just then, the doors flew open on their own and we ran out of there so fast!! Turns out, security & custodial teams have all experienced creepy stuff at one time or another in the warehouse at night. So no one batted an eye when they told us that was normal. After that experience we just left the lights on and let security turn them off for us! Lots of creepy stuff happened in our 6 months of working there!

7. BadWolf1973 got freaked out by a teen.

I worked 3rd shift at hotels for awhile. One night I'm making the rounds and see something sticking out of the flatbed of a truck. I walk up to see a foot hanging out from under a blanket that very obviously has someone under it. The foot is blue. It's like 40 degrees. I'll never forget how scared I was as I reached out to touch the foot to check it out.

As soon as I touched the ankle, a teenage kid sits straight up from under the blanket. Scared the shit out of me. I'm like, kid...what the hell are you doing? He just groggily says, "Dad is snoring too loud". And then he went back sleep. I'd have put him in a room, but we were full. But, yeah... I thought I was going to find a body there for sure.

8. NeedsMoreTuba thought there was a vampire in Burger King.

I worked the first shift at a Burger King when I was in college, and was the first person to arrive every morning before the sun came up. The night crew always left a few hours before I got there, so the restaurant was supposed to be empty.

I walked up to the front door, key in hand, like I did every morning. But this morning there was a tall, dark figure standing right beside the doorway. I didn't recognize them as a coworker, and they just stood there in the dark, not moving. Since I was a tiny 95-pound lady I decided the best course of action would be to wait in my car until another person arrived, and then we could go check it out together.

Ten minutes later, the first crew member pulls up and I explain the situation. We cautiously approached the front door together. "Why is he still there?" I whispered as we slowly approached the front of the building, "Is he waiting for us?"

And then we got close enough to realize our embarrassing mistake: We were both students who worked mostly weekends, and during the week one of the managers had received a promotional display for the movie Twilight which was a life-sized figure of the vampire guy that was supposed to be placed on the front door. Here's an example I found online, mostly to explain why it was so scary to see in the dark. https://www.tmz.com/2009/12/05/twilight-posters-burger-king-stolen-taylor-lautner-robert-pattinson/

Turned out that it spooked a lot of customers as well, so I didn't feel quite as badly, but I'm so glad my first thought wasn't to call the police.

TLDR; There was a vampire inside an empty Burger King. No, really.

9. Sbadoosh found a dead man on the toilet.

I was an intern at an hospital after dropping out of school. Basically as a cheap worker but the staff were very aware of this and treated us well.

So in nightshift we were two nurses and an intern for two stations. At like 4 o'clock i brought some middle-aged men i didn't know to his toilet. He wasn't marked as immobile and unstable. I haven't heard of him in like fifteen minutes so i checked for him. First i thought he fell asleep and tried to wake him up. He was still sitting on the toilet. He didn't respond so i got help and only after a nurse told me i realized he was dead.

It was my first dead person after working there for like four months. A colleague had three in his first week.

Call me dead inside but now i think it's quite funny.

10. chirpiederp found a man and his machete near the AC.

I've worked night shifts alone at hotels for years and I've encountered quite a few crazies. One night I walked out back and a guy popped up from behind a large AC unit a ways down the building, and took off walking in the opposite direction. I followed him, telling him that he needed to leave the property. He cussed me out as he went, and I told him I would call the cops if he didn't leave. He left, but kept coming back on a bicycle.

I warned him a few more times, and he kept telling me to get screwed. I called the police. They tracked him down, and then, a little later, escorted him back onto the property. Turns out he'd left some stuff back by that AC unit, including his machete. He'd just gotten out of jail that day.

To be honest though, the times I've been most nearly piss myself scared is when I come around a building and run into a deer. They freak out, I freak out.

11. xanderalexgreatness worked at a small haunted hotel.

Worked as night audit at a small hotel that all the Mexican housekeepers believed was haunted because of the multiple suicides on property, things they felt or saw in rooms. One night around 2 in am, while working on a back office computer my desktop turned a full 45 degrees to the left. AC wasn’t on too high, desktop wasn’t loose on the base. There was no reason for it to happen. Freaked me the hell out. Got up and spent rest of the shift in the lobby.

12. Kramer512 got a healthy revenge.

Working a pretty rare Sunday evening shift for a tech company in an office park. Being the weekend and after hours the whole place is deserted. I'm babysitting a server move at another location. I've got nothing to do unless the move goes terribly wrong. Then someone knocks on the door.

I check the cctv, nobody anywhere. I convince myself I imagined it. It happens again - - again nobody. I take a quick look around the parking lot for anything making that noise. The lot is empty except for my car. A third set of knocking, and I finally manage to get a bearing on where it is coming from.

Not the door, but a co-worker's cubicle. The dipshit had set his IM "buddy coming online" sound to knocking and run it through his speakers presumably to mess with me. On Monday, when he asked about "strange noises" I pretended to have no idea what he was talking about.

A week or so later, I moved his office chair to the basement and set his keyboard to Dvorak mode.

13. Bradrb66 got attacked by a man high on meth and quit soon after.

Sit down and grab a drink this is gonna be a longer comment.

I'll set the stage. I used to work for a security company based in southern California. I was posted at an aerospace plant on the 3rd shift. And when this happened the county decided to clean up the Santa Ana river bed of all the homeless and move them out of the area, so you can imagine that there was a moment of several hundred people roaming the streets finding a new place, but this is less important as this happened just after everything calmed down. Anyway, this plant has two buildings just off the 55 freeway and they are situated next to a railroad track. Surrounding the building is a chain link fence with the plastic privacy shades and its lined with razor wire. The guard shack sits in between the two buildings and next to a rolling gate that operated by a three button controller. The building is basically a shed with 4 windows an ac unit a PC for the monitors and a chair to sit in. I should also mention that I am the sole guard on duty (because their logic made zero sense).

Anyway here's the story.

I was out making my round scanning my points, (so that the company can keep tabs on us to make sure were doing our jobs) and to note to get around this large compound we had a golf cart to use. I come back from my rounds. park the gold cart next to the guard shack, and I hear someone yell "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" curious, I look through one of the panels to see if it's just another homeless man with a mental illness or if there is an actual issue.

I see a short stocky dude beeline for the gate. This guy is your stereotypical meth head. wife beater, sweats, and slip on saddles with socks. This guy comes right up to the gate and starts pounding on it. I sort of froze for a second and then pulled our site phone out, and called 911, and explain the situation to the operator.

This dude jumps up, and grabs the poll just under the razor wire and pulls himself up and over, shredding his whole chest, stomach, and legs in the process. flips himself over the fence. I'm yelling at the operator at this point to get someone there as fast as possible while running to get inside the shack. I slam the door shut and lock it, and slam the 'open' button on the gate.

This guy is so pissed off he yells "I KNOW YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME FOR..." (I didn't hear the rest of what he said) and he proceeds to throws his fist through the main window. I'm absolutely shitting bricks at this point, and I bolt out the door, running in a direction I think makes sense in my adrenaline filled head. He apparently recovered faster than I thought, and grabs my arm and flips me over his back slamming me down to the floor. Not even 3 seconds later the cops speed in get him off me and get him in cuffs to take him away.

I made my statement and they left. As for company protocol I have to notify my shift lead and let them know what happened. I didn't know, and was never properly informed as to who that was, so I called the field operations manager (FOM) and I inform them of what happened and that I'd like to go get checked out for any injuries I may have received in the incident. Well, in was informed that since they are so short staffed I'd have to wait until after my shift to be looked at (illegal I'm pretty sure). I left not even a month later after discovering that basically the company doesn't care about its employees and only really care if something serious like a stabbing or death ect. occurs.

I could have taken them to court most likely, but seeing as I wasn't injured and I found a higher paying job it didn't matter to me.

Hope you enjoyed this story!

14. winterstargamer encountered the worst kinds of bros.

Not exactly night shift but at the old grocery store I worked at there was always one cashier at a register from 8:30pm-8:30am. The shift I most commonly worked until I transferred to customer service and accounting was 3pm-10:30pm. At 10:30pm is when night crew came into the store and I would leave but for a solid two hours it was only me and the assistant manager in the store (This was a very small store). Also should note that I was 19 at the time.

One night this group of guys (in their mid to upper 20's; i had to card them) came in with a pretty large order of alcohol and chips. After I rang them up, one guy asked if they could also get three boxes of condoms from the customer service desk. It was about 9:30pm and customer service was closed so I grabbed the key to open up the service desk and the same guy followed be to pick out which ones he wanted.

During this time he would make remarks about how "quickly he goes through them" and how he "needs the BIGGEST size there" like okay dude whatever. I grab the condoms he wanted, went back to my register and finished the transaction so these guys could get the fuck out of my store. After they paid and I heard one of the guys the receipt I hear a different guy from the group say "maybe we should use these on her" while holding the bag that had the condoms in it. I felt my face go white and they left to go sit down in the deli/restaurant area after laughing at the guy who made the com.

15. onlysister4 still laughs about the baby mouse.

At a Hotel. Watching the camera I saw this thing hop/run across the screen. Went out to check and nothing was there. watched the screen and saw the same thing go across a different one. This happened for a week, talked with the other auditor and he saw the same thing just not as often. It got so that I would watch and the moment I saw something I ran out of the office to chase it down. I thought it was a frog that got in. Nope I chased it down to the elevator doors, it was a baby mouse. I had to get a new plan because I had a cup to catch the frog... ended up sweeping it outside with a broom.

I still watch the cameras for little mice running across the screen. It scared the shit out of me, yet we all laugh about it to this day.

16. CrazyCatLadyBoy was not going down there without a raise.

I worked night shift for an alarm company. 7pm to 7am, just me, in a room alone responding to alarms going off. Terrible job really.

The alarm center office was above the garage and warehouse of the company.

One night there was a huge wind storm on the power went out. The backup generator kicked on. That was the day I learned the backup generator was in the garage below me and exhaust venting apparently wasn't proper. The alarm center started to fill with diesel exhaust.

There are no windows that open. The only door is the stairwell with a door at the top and bottom of the stairs (fire hazard much?) and opening these did nothing.

I'm starting to get a headache from the exhaust.

I tried to call the owner - no answer. I tried to call the manager - no answer. I managed to reach the person coming on shift after me and told him what was up. I said I'm leaving in a few minutes because they don't pay me enough to die up here. If you want to risk it and want to pick up hours, you're welcome to it.

He asked me to wait until he got there. I did. I just stood outside.

17. yanakam noped out of there.

I was working night shifts in a convenience store for a little less than two months, in a pretty rough neighborhood in Montreal (lots of violence, robberies, gangs and shit). One January night, I'm moping the floors when I hear a loud bang on the door. I turn around and see a dude (?) with a ski mask, leather gloves, huge winter coat and duffle bag trying to open the door repeatedly (it's locked from the inside from 11pm to 6am and I have to run back to the counter to press the button to open it).

I didn't question the ski mask since it was freezing outside so I signed him to calm down and I went behind the counter to open the door. I froze in my tracks when I saw him reaching for something in his coat and staring at me. I stood there looking at him and just shook my head no. He started banging on the door again so I held up my phone with 911 already dialed up and showed it to him. Gave me the finger and left running in the snow. That was the night when I decided to quit.

18. TheBoneyeard almost scared themselves to death.

I work/live in southern California and had a telephone conference with some people on the east coast at 7:30 am their time. Though I typically don’t even get out of bed until about 7:00 west coast time I rolled into my 10 story office building at 3:30, bleary-eyed and ass dragging. I meant to hit the 9 but instead hit the 7 button on the elevator, I walked off the elevator and unlocked the door of an office that was under construction. To this day I don’t know why my key worked.

I walked through the door into a pitch dark office. A door-closer had been installed but a doorknob on the inside had not and the door closed behind. I fumbled for a light switch but there wasn’t one and I didn’t really panic, I just waited for my eyes to adjust for the small amount of light coming through the windows. Eventually my eyes did adjust and I noticed a guy standing across from me just staring at me. It scared the ever-loving shit out of me, there were a lot of homeless in the area and I thought one had gained entry, and I was about to get rolled. I asked him what he was doing in there, he just stood there and I could feel my blood pressure rising.

I took a single step toward him and he took a step toward me and then I lost it. I went into a full panic, was going to rip the door off the hinges if I had to. But I fell over some construction materials, hit my head on the concrete floor and was knocked unconscious. I’m not sure how long I was out but I came to in a pool of my own blood when some construction workers showed up to work. And it turned out after all that, the homeless guy was actually a large mirror and I quite literally nearly scared myself to death. I had a pretty bad concussion and got 6 stitches in my head.

19. tdasnowman went to The Quiet Place.

I was working security, this was early 2000's. That becomes important later. Normally my company did events but they would branch out a bit here or there if you just needed a warm body to stand around looking imposing. I got a graveyard shift watching a gate, some road construction in my town they were supposed to stop running truck in the area at a certain time of night because it butted up against residential but the city was getting complaints of large trucks. My job was to watch that gate and take license plates, wasn't even supposed to stop them. Just report plate numbers in the am.

First night one truck, I was working triple shifts boss even told me I could sleep as long as I woke up when a truck passed. Second night no trucks. Third night, third night is where shit got weird.

So I'm sitting in my car bit in the shadows. I hear this buzzing. High High pitched from a distance but it's getting closer. I thought maybe it was just a really loud version of that sound power lines make but then it was right above my car. Dips low. This shit is loud. Then just gone. They were building a new road to connect two major existing roads through a canyon. I was sitting in a more commercial section.

Around me parking lot lights started going out. That sound would come back near the light, they would go off, then the sound would disappear and lights would come back on. Varying businesses. This wasn't some timer Or per outage. Then lights started going out in a straight line down through the canyon. At this point I'm out the car with my super bright flashlight trying to see anything around me find out whats making that sound.

The all lights on my side go off, and the sound is coming closer again. I'm back in the car locked doors and the buzzing is getting closer and closer louder then before. It's above me again I'm making myself as small as possible and it sounds like something is banging on the car, it's not shaking but it sounds like a dozen people where hitting it. Then gone. All sound stop, lights come back on. Told my boss I was done with triples that week.

Now if you asked me to describe the sound today I would say drone. It sounded just like a very high performance drone does. But we didn't have those in like 2001, and this sound so much larger. But that same super high pitch.

20. ArgotheRattus doesn't wanna know who played that folk music.

Back when I was a bar manager, I had to stay in a dark bar alone for a bit after everyone else goes home to file nightly reports. Before I took the job i had heard that some weird things happened there after close like the sounds of chairs moving and receipt paper printing. But I'm a non-believer and thought "that's just people's minds getting the better of em!" Well, my first night of staying late rolls around and everything is going fine, when suddenly the music turns on.

The music which I controlled from about 5 feet away from where I'm sitting and I can clearly see that no one has turned on. And it's playing some weird folk music that definitely isn't on the "Top Hits" playlist that was playing when we closed. I ran out of the office to see if anyone was there and of course saw nothing. I wound up staying later than I should have because i was constantly looking over my shoulder.

20 easy pun Halloween costumes for lazy people who love wordplay.

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You don't need to have an intricate Comic Con-level costume to make an impression this Halloween. All you need to impress your friends and start conversations with strangers is a clever pun. We rounded up 36 wordplay-ful getups, and here's 20 more.

1. "Dill-doe"

2. Ash Wednesday

3. The One Purse Ent

4. Edgar Allen Poe Dameron

5. The Atoms Family

6. Fork in the Road

7. Avocado Toast

8. Instagrandma

9. Thesaurus Rex

10. Forbidden Forrest

11. Ice Ice Baby

12. Dr. Pepper

13. Holy sh*t!

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14. Zombee

15. Chick Magnet

16. Bag of Eminems

17. Breadwinner

18. Question Mark

19. Plant Parenthood

20. Reverse Cowgirl

23 Diet And Exercise Memes For Anyone Who's Not A Size 0.

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Everyone wants to maintain a healthy diet and hit the gym 5 times a week, but sometimes life (aka Netflix and snacks) gets in the way. These memes will make you laugh and laughing basically counts as an ab workout, so there you go.

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Kellyanne Conway threatens and mocks a reporter who asked about her husband's anti-Trump tweets.

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Kellyanne Conway is one of the few remaining White House staffers who isn't related to Trump, and she serves him well as his chief propagandist. Conway has made up massacres for Trump, coined the phrase "alternative facts" for Trump, and bashed her own husband for Trump, thinking the statement was off-the-record.

Meanwhile, her husband George Conway III is publishing articles and tweets about how Trump is mentally ill and an existential threat to the republic. "Donald Trump’s narcissism makes it impossible for him to carry out the duties of the presidency in the way the Constitution requires," he wrote in The Atlantic. Bro, have you met your wife? What do they even talk about when they're lying in bed?

When a reporter from the Trump-friendly website The Washington Examiner asked Kellyanne about her husband's tweets, she freaked out and delivered a seven minute rant you can listen to here:

She said

So I just am wondering why in God’s earth you would need to mention anything about George Conway’s tweets in an article that talks about me as possibly being chief of staff. Other than it looks to me like there’s no original reporting here, you just read Twitter and other people’s stuff, which I guess is why you don’t pick up the phone when people call from the White House because, if it’s not on Twitter or it’s not on cable TV, it’s not real.

The Washington Examinerpublished the complete transcript, and there are even more bonkers quotes:

Let me tell you something, from a powerful woman. Don’t pull the crap where you’re trying to undercut another woman based on who she’s married to. He gets his power through me, if you haven’t noticed.

Do you think you could have described me as somebody who wears red a lot, or is a mother of four, who has been here from day one and has survived all these other people?

So, listen, if you’re going to cover my personal life, if you’re going to cover my personal life, then we’re welcome to do the same around here. If it has nothing to do with my job, which it doesn’t, that’s obvious, then we’re either going to expect you to cover everybody’s personal life or we’re going to start covering them over here.

Looks like another Very Stable Genius in a Very Stable Marriage.

Speaking of which, has anyone confronted Melania Trump about her husband's tweets?

Be—and I cannot emphasize this enough—best.

Female performers kicked out, booed for confronting Harvey Weinstein at young actors' show.

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Harvey Weinstein showed up at an event for young performers in New York City last night, reportedly with some bodyguards and a group of young women. Instead of being quickly ejected by the event's organizers for being one of the most notorious accused rapists in modern history, he was allowed to sit and watch the performances.

But one woman who confronted him, actor Zoe Stuckless, was kicked out. Another, comic Amber Rollo, says she was called a c*** by one of his security guards. And comic Kelly Bachman was booed when she told jokes about Weinstein onstage during her performance.

It all went down at Downtime Bar NYC, at an event for performers called Actors Hour, according to Rollo's Twitter account.

"Some people didn't realize what was going on, some artists knew and were scared and some were outright supporting this fucking serial rapist monster," Rollo wrote.

She confronted Weinstein, and a member of his entourage responded.

Zoe Stuckless also confronted Weinstein. She stood and pointed at him, yelling, "No one's gonna say anything? No one's really gonna say anything?" before his bodyguards escorted her out.

"I was kicked out of the bar tonight," she wrote in a post on Facebook accompanying a video of the encounter and two photos. "His bodyguards herded me out. The event organizers were happy to see me go."

Posted by Zoe Stuckless on Wednesday, October 23, 2019

"In some ways tonight was a horrible, painful reminder of the power a man like Weinstein holds even now," she wrote. "It was a reminder that even in this time of relative awareness it is hypnotically easy to be pulled into a culture of silence."

And comic Kelly Bachman took the stage and called Weinstein "the elephant in the room,"

"I’m a comic, and it’s our job to name the elephant in the room,” she said. “It’s a Freddy Krueger in the room, if you will. I didn’t realize I needed to bring my own mace and rape whistle to Actors Hour.”

Some men can be heard booing Kelly after that joke. She responds, "Sorry, that killed at group therapy for rape survivors."

Weinstein's rep put out a statement which you can read if you want.

There was also a male comic named Andrew B. Silas present, who performed after Bachman. He said in his set, "I'd like to address the elephant in the room. Who in this room produced 'Good Will Hunting'? 'Cause that shit was great." He told BuzzFeed he thought his comment was supportive of Bachman.

The event's producer, Alexandra Laliberte, told BuzzFeed News she was fine with Weinstein's presence at the event:

Alexandra Laliberte, the organizer of Actor's Hour, told BuzzFeed News it was the second time Weinstein had turned up to one of her events. Laliberte added that she doesn't have a security team, and rather than turn Weinstein away, she thought the community could address him.

"I welcome all walks of life into my space," she said.

She also said she "protects" her performers from predators like Weinstein "by freedom of speech." The comments on her Actors Hour Instagram account are turned off.

People on Twitter are frustrated that Weinstein is apparently able to lead a normal life after being accused of rape and sexual assault by dozens of high-profile women.

Bachman, Rollo and Stuckless, on the other hand, will no doubt deal with plenty of online harassment as this story continues to break.


Woman who's shunned after she refused to hold coworker's baby ask if she was wrong.

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Babies: they exist! And even though they can't do much besides eat, poop and scream, they often excel at creating drama.

A woman who said "thanks, but no thanks" to holding her coworker's baby is now being iced out by the rest of the office. She's asked the people of the internet: was refusing to hold the baby an a-hole move?

The backstory: Thatlilone was offered the exciting chance to *gasp* hold an infant in the workplace.

One of my coworkers came in today after her maternity leave to introduce everyone to her new baby.

V cute, all the other ladies went ape shit, etc.

The poor baby was being passed around like a hot potato. I made some basic remarks of "how cute" etc and tried to make a quick escape back to my desk, but then mom offered me the child to hold.

I went "No thank you, I'm good"

The mom wouldn't take no for an answer. She even tried the threat of communicable disease, and it still didn't work.

And she was like, oh it's okay, he's a good baby!

Me: Ah no thank you though, I don't have my flu shot yet (something I read is important for newborns)

Mom: That's okay! Go ahead!

Me: No, I don't really want to hold your baby.

She looked mightily offended and a lot of the other girls who I'm usually friends with looked at me like I just slapped her in the face. Then she asked me the dreaded question: "Why?"

She didn't want to confess that she finds babies gross, so she insisted that she, herself, was the gross one.

I didn't want to tell her the truth that babies grossed me out, so I just lied and told her that I just don't want to get him sick.. I haven't washed my hands or anything and I was just outside.

*cue lots of eye rolls*

WITA?? Should I just have satisfied her need to share her baby with everyone and held the baby for 30 seconds and passed him on to the next person? I don't like kids in general, but I thought I was being polite about it. Mommy hormones freak me out and she's being very cold towards me right now.

Super fast edit as this just happened - I am apparently being labeled as "Baby HaterTM" and subsequently got uninvited from another coworker's birthday party later this month. Can't say it doesn't sting.

The temptation to be a full asshole is strong.

I mean... I said it was cute?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can you believe people are un-inviting her to work events over this?! Yikes.

Unsurprisingly, the people of Reddit are on her side.

From ladyautumnwood:

As a mother to a 5 month old, thank you.

She is definitely [the a-hole]. I wouldn't dream of forcing someone to hold my child and I definitely wouldn't let someone hold my child after they said they didn't want to because of whatever reason.

Jessvance999 concurs:

honestly as soon as you said you haven't had your flu shot yet, she should have backed off. No one should force their kid on you. Please don't feel bad about it.

And so does Sarcastic_Troll.

You shouldn't be guilted into holding people's babies. You tried to be nice about it, and she didn't get it. No is a complete sentence. I'm sorry you were treated like that. Personally, I'd say no too. Mostly for fear of not ever holding such a young infant, I'm afraid I'd drop it. I mostly stick to babies that can sit up and control their necks.

So there you have it, Thatlilone and people of the internet. Go forth and don't hold babies!

When a female soccer player's hijab fell off her opponents surrounded her so she could put it back on.

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In a soccer match where Shabab al-Ordon Club was playig Arab Orthodox Club at the WAFF Women’s Club Championship one of the player's hijab started slipping off her head.

The other team could have taken advantage and with one person down, but instead they created a human shield so no one would see her hair.

Hijabs are head coverings worn by some Muslim women, and in certain countries they are required to be worn by all women. In Jordan wearing headscarves is up to the individual. FIFA had a ban on wearing hijabs but it was overturned in 2014.

In this video below you can see what took place.

People had a variety of reactions. Some people complained that women shouldn't be required to wear headscarves, while others celebrated sportswomanship.

27 Memes To Help Start Your Morning Off With A Laugh.

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The worst part of my day is the moment the alarm goes off. The second worst part is everything that comes afterward. Even if you are a night owl with an intense hatred of daylight hours, you will appreciate this hilariously random list of memes.

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Whole class punished for a few kids fighting, 12-year-old girl starts protest over 'war crime.'

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I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.

A 12-year-old revolutionary went viral on Twitter when her dad, professor Andrew Heiss, shared the play-by-play of her inspiring protest movement in class.

When a couple of kids' misbehavior resulted in a punishment for the entire class, the young future lawyer did some research during social studies, and found out that collective punishment is a war crime under the Fourth Geneva Convention.

While that adorably precocious observation is enough to make you root for this kid, her organizing went beyond that.

Dr. Heiss provided an important update:

The revolution will not be televised: it will be at the student council meeting on November 1st.

This girl is NON-STOP!

Dr. Heiss provided us, his daughter's new fans, with a sneak peek at one of her Federalist Papers. "If you are punishing an entire great for what a few people did, it is no longer a punishment for the people you are trying to punish," she wrote.

Rachel's new fans shared their similar experience and said "Viva la revolucion!"

Teachers beware—or be proud. The next generation has listened to Hamilton, and they're gonna rise up.

25 photos of people who are often mistaken for their celebrity lookalikes.

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They say everyone has a doppelgänger somewhere out there. There are simply too many people in this world for any of us to be a completely unique snowflake. An Instagram account called same.de.la.same collects photos of people who look so much like popular celebs it's actually difficult to spot which is which. Some of them look so similar to a celeb they've parlayed it into a career as a professional impersonator.

Here are 25 photos of people who are virtually indistinguishable from their famous counterparts.

1.) Not-Sting vs. Sting

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#Repost @sodajerker Interview posts tomorrow.

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2.) Not J. Lo vs. J. Lo

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9/27/19

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3.) Not Hermione Granger vs. Hermione Granger

4.) Not Daniel Craig vs. Daniel Craig

5.) Not Elton John vs. Elton John

6.) Not Drake vs. Drake

7.) Not Benedict Cumberbatch vs. Benedict Cumberbatch

8.) Not Meghan Markle vs. Meghan Markle

9.) Not Snoop Dogg vs. Snoop Dogg

10.) Not Katy Perry vs. Katy Perry

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VOTE! #AmericanIdol

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11.) Not Harry Potter vs. Harry Potter

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What surprises await on the other side of the door?

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12.) Not Mila Kunis vs. Mila Kunis

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#milakunis

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13.) Not Demi Lovato vs. Demi Lovato

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14.) Not Tom Cruise vs. Tom Cruise

15.) Not Shakira vs. Shakira

16.) Not Mariah Carey vs. Mariah Carey

17.) Not Oprah vs. Oprah

18.) Not Angelina Jolie vs. Angelina Jolie

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19.) Not Kate Moss vs. Kate Moss

20.) Not Sophie Turner vs. Sophie Turner

21.) Not George Clooney vs. George Clooney

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Marry Christmas !!!#georgeclooney

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22.) Not Rihanna vs. Rihanna

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@fenty

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23.) Not Selena Gomez vs. Selena Gomez

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hi Cannes...you’re very pretty

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24.) Not Madonna vs. Madonna

25.) Not Ariana Grande vs. Ariana Grande

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