Relationship deal-breakers aren't one-size-fits-all, a personality trait that one person finds sexy might be a complete turn-off for someone else, and commonly accepted behaviors unnoticed by one person stand out as glaring red flags to someone else.

In a popular Reddit thread, people shared the common personality traits they find deeply unattractive in a potential partner.

1. From theragamuffinman:

People being obsessed with their social media presence.

2. From Cybergor:

Inflated egos. Entitlement. Incapability of being humble and make fun of yourself.

3. From jackssweetheart:

The whole “let me push all your buttons, you’re wrong, I’m right, I do it because I think it’s funny to rile you up” schtick. Then repeat it immediately.

4. From nottheotherone4:

Self absorbed behavior...the Kardashian/Real Housewives Syndrome. You are NOT the star of some reality show, stop acting like it.

5. From existanthominid:

When they think that their taste in music makes them a superior person instead of just having different tastes. Applies to both genders.

6. From 24520ls:

Everyone says they want their partner to be super career ambitious. Screw that, I say put in your 40 hours then chill. I want someone who knows how to relax.

7. From 5yn3rgy:

Lack of compassion. They only seem to care about themselves.

8. From rocknrollhatesme:

Always on their phone. This sh*t annoys me so much, I want to talk to someone while looking at them. When they are constantly on their phone it makes me feel like I am talking to myself and its awkward as f*ck.

9. From BarneyFifesSchlong:

The inability to admit they are wrong or when they apologize and then justify their actions.

10. From DisastrousCerberus:

Sh*t talking others to make themselves look better.

11. From Greek_Burrito:

Playing hard to get turns into being hard to want real fast.

12. From mercenarydempsey:

Shouting at their partners in public.

13. From emmaj95:

The “I'm an a*shole and I dont care if people call me an a*shole” attitude.

14. From nolindlitch:

Being rude to wait staff.

15. From Tiny_Rage:

The “Alpha” mentality.

16. From dennaleia:

People who do things for ‘clout’ and don’t actually care for being genuine until they need something from you.

17. From Noiseyboisey:

"I'm just too crazy😝", "Not like other girls"

18. From tptch:

Just general "toxic"/jealous behaviour.

No, I do not want to sleep with the barista because they asked my name for my order. Yes, I was told to treat as I wanted to be treated as a child so I will be polite and smile to others from time to time, this does not mean I want to shag every human being I interact with.

19. From sound_tracker_96:

I don’t like when they guilt trip me.

20. From bossassbiyatch:

Messiness and having poor hygiene.

Language can be confusing, and we're all guilty of occasionally misusing a word or phrase or using the wrong words to describe something. For all intensive purposes, we're just doing our best. But that doesn't mean we can't find humor in other peep hole's mistakes! Afterall, no one's prefect.

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There's nothing wrong with being a stripper. It's probably a more honorable profession than being a comedy blogger—it certainly requires more patience and skill. But it's not the kind of job where you necessarily want to run into your cousin or your friend's dad or your former teacher in the workplace. Encountering someone at your job who you know from outside work is awkward enough even when everyone's wearing clothing.

In a popular Reddit thread, someone asked strippers and other adult performers to share stories of surprise encounters with someone they know in their place of work. These 16 strippers, and people who've patronized their services, share their stories:

1.) From MastadonBob:

My much-younger brother was getting married, had a bachelor party at a strip club with a dozen of so high school friends. After about an hour there, a rather ordinary looking stripper comes on stage, takes off her top and our tables of guys goes wild, standing and applauding and hollering. I have no idea what is going on. The stripper looks through the stage lights, her eyes get really big, she grabs her top and runs offstage to the back. Bouncers come running over to our table, thinking we're starting trouble. Nope, it turns out all of the guys in his high school class had a history class with her a few years back.... she later came out and talked with us, said she never thought she'd see someone (let alone 12) she knew (it was in the next town over).

2.) From imdickie:

In the mid-'90s my friends took me to a strip club for my bachelor party. A few cocktails and a few stage shows in and out walks an ex-girlfriend of mine. She was stunningly beautiful, but bat crap crazy. My friends desperately tried to get her to give me a lap dance offering her 5x the normal rate, but she refused. She said it would be too much of an emotional strain for her considering how intense our relationship was and ended.

She ended up sitting with us between her floor shows and lap dances just chatting. She had gotten actually married and this was a way for her and her husband to save for a house. About halfway through the evening one of the other dancers grabbed me and pulled me up on stage whispered into my ear "Are you wearing underwear?" which I affirmed. She pulled my pants down, sat me on a chair mid-stage, and another girl loosely tied my hands behind my back. Each girl took turns giving me a lapdance up on the stage. Turns out my ex paid them all for a lap dance and arranged the entire thing.

3.) From Theearthhasnoedges:

There was a girl I went to highschool with who was basically a walking stereotype. She fit so well into the archetypal 'ditzy blonde' mold that you might swear it was an act if you didn't know better.

She was also f*cking mean. This girl was a power bitch and wasn't really nice to anybody as far as I'm able to remember. People orbited her because she was hot, and had everything.

She never really bothered me because I did my best to be invisible, but the handful of interactions I ever had with her left me feeling unpleasant.

Turns out she wound up being a pretty lucrative stripper later in life. I bought a lap dance from her and while being nice is part of the job it really did feel like in those brief few minutes that she did have a genuine personality shift. She was way more laid back, you could even hear it in her voice. She even commented about how she wasn't "a bitch like I used to be, and I have nicer tits."

It was a genuinely fun interaction. She seemed happier in comparison to the person I remembered.

4.) From SmellsLikeDuck:

When I was a cam girl I would have many guys message me saying they were my cousin or something, they were not, just trying to play out a fetish and I wasn't into it. So then one day a guy, in the main chat, said that he knew me and his name was AJ (fake name). I was like, yeah right, "I've only ever known one AJ, if it's true what's my name?" And sure enough he put my real first name right there in the chat.

We were in youth group in church together almost a decade before that. He became a regular.

5.) From YngveAdve:

Cousin 1 (f) is a stripper, cousin 2 (m) lives in another state and hasn’t seen myself or cousin 1 since we were kids.

Cousin 2 comes to visit. Cousin 1 invites cousin 2 to her place of work one night. He knows it’s a strip club, but expects cousin 1 to just be bartending or waitressing or something.

Anyway, cousin 2 rocks up to the club and cousin 1 has her tits out. Cousin 2 said he turned around and walked right out of there.

Wtf cousin 1... why?

6.) From s0lid-g0ld:

I was a stripper back in the day.

Halfway through a stage show realised that my flatmates brother and his friends were there.

That's how i was outed, lol.

Nothing much changed.

7.) From hopesickgirl:

I’m a stripper. My friends dad came in. I hadn’t seen him or my friend since high school. I accidentally asked him for a lap dance before I could tell who it was. He said no and I realized who it was as I walked away. He came in a few more times and avoided eye contact with me. When I was on stage he would look away.

Another story: my first day as a stripper I saw two guys from my high school. We chatted, then they both paid for lap dances.

8.) From angyal168:

Found out a girl from high school, that i had a crush on, was a stripper. It was my buddies bachelor party. We load up in a van and head about an hour away to a "better" strip club. We get in and settle at a table. About 30 minutes in I get a tap on the shoulder and this sexy ass chick hops in my lap. She calls me by the nickname I had in highschool and hugs me. She was always Tom boyish in highschool, never wore make up, always competed well in gym, kinda nerdy, quiet, and reserved, but always very pretty if you thought about it. I didnt recognize her for a full minute. It was a fun reunion. It was a full nude spot and she gave no f*cks during her stage performance. Really seeing everything I really should have tried to pursue it in HS. But i was a dumbass back then.

9.) From jgb75:

Kinda, sorta along the same lines...I guess. Once a friend wanted me to go to a strip club with him located outside a small town in Alabama. A young (REALLY young) looking girl got on the stage and he told me "Look at her. Isn't she the prettiest thing you've ever seen?" I said, "Yeah, but she seems like she's too young to be working here." "Don't worry...she's 18." "How do you know?" I asked. "She's my niece."

I felt uncomfortable after that.

10.) From rosegardenway:

I had a classmate who was a stripper and she was very open about loving it when people she knew came to see her at work and let her dance for them. She thought it was intimate in a fun, friendly way.

11.) From dyslexiasyoda:

Attending a bachelor party a long time ago. The stripper came in, said hello, and went to the bathroom to fix herself up. She peeked out the door and called one of them over. Turns out, she went to high school with us, a couple of years younger. She called a friend to replace her and she left.

12.) From TeretZ_Aus:

One night my best mate was in town ( lived in another state, use to live here) we went out clubbing an eventually decided to go to the strippers. Pay our money and as we enter my friend notices a stripper laying on her back spread eagle for a guy.

Highly drunk he yells out “ hell yer how good is this!” The stripper hears and notices my friend, sits up and yells “ What are you doing in here?” My friend instantly went an sat in the corner proper embarrassed

Turns out it was his cousin!!

13.) From jillyann1:

My mom was a stripper when I was in elementary school. A 22 yo guy came in and paid for a lap dance and my mom recognized his last name and asked if he knew Ruth (I have no earthly idea why she would ask him given what she suspected). He got weirded out and said that Ruth was his mom and MY mom said that HIS mom was her daughters 3rd grade teacher. He then begged her not to tell his mom where he was. Apparently my mom just laughed and said she didn’t want her daughters teacher knowing that she was there either.

I hated that teacher, she was such a jerk to me because we were poor and my mom always dressed slutty. I’m glad her kids weren’t as uptight as she was.

14.) From M_Looka:

About 10 years after I graduated college, my fraternity had a reunion during homecoming. One of my fraternity brothers was walking around with a very pretty woman in tow, introducing her to everyone as his fiance. This guy was not a ladies man in any way, in fact he was the kind of guy who had no luck at all with women despite his family's wealth. So I thought "good for him! The kid couldn't get a date, and now look at him!" But then I started looking closer at the woman. She kind of bore a resemblance to this stripper I remembered from a few years ago. The druggy one who used to give handjobs in the champagne room. But I dismissed it. Couldn't be her. Later at the party, she pulled me into an empty room, looked at me pleadingly and said, "Please don't tell him..."

15.) From Brickthedummydog:

I stripped for years in my hometown. I knew a lot of people. I have had many of my customers be friends, visible community professionals, some friends parents etc. It never bothered me and unless they acknowledge it first, I dont bring it up. I didn't do anything wrong

16.) From potentbabymaker:

I had a brief stint as a bachelorette party stripper a couple of years back, on another state. I worked through an agent who does my client filtering. I was hired by a lady named “Tori”. “Wow, what a coincidence!”, I said. My childhood friend, with the same name was also getting married. I parked my car, boarded the venue and wore my costume (which involves a full face mask). Long story short, same person. And the room was full of familiar faces! I managed to finish my routine with my mask on, got out of the venue as soon as I can, thinking I dodged a bullet... Then I remembered my back tattoo... Woke up with 50+ messages the next morning.

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

-Ray Romano

If your house is a mess, you count down the seconds until bedtime, and you get no privacy in the bathroom, you're probably a parent. While kids bring indescribable joy to your life, they can also drive you crazy from time to time. These memes will be oh so relatable to anyone with children.

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When in doubt, just go to the doctor...

It's easy to blow off doctors appointments (especially the dentist) as we get older, but if something feels off it's always better to be safe than sorry. Especially with many Americans not having access to afforable health insurance, it often seems like a better decision to just wait until something is unbearably painful to get it checked out and avoid unnecessary costs. However, everyone should be to get something that doesn't feel right checked out by a doctor, especially if it could save their life. Imagine if you could just get surgery without going into debt? If our healthcare system didn't devastate most people financially, the entire plot of "Breaking Bad" would seem pretty ridiculous...

So, when a recent Reddit user asked, "Doctors of Reddit, what was the most shocking case of 'oh I thought that was normal' you’ve seen in a patient?" people were ready to share.

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When I was a medical student, a patient and his brother came in together. Patient was just a post-op visit after a hernia repair. Found out he had another, baseball sized hernia. His brother, on the other hand, had LITERALLY had a football sized hernia visibly coming out of his left leg of his shorts. Looked like an inguinal hernia, and he was able to use it as an armrest. I asked him if that bothered him at all, and he straight up said "my brother's hernias were painful but this isn't, so I thought it was just a quirky defect". - shaknawefeh

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OBGYN here. I’ve pulled so many things out of vaginas that people claim they didn’t know were in there or don’t think it was abnormal to leave them in there. Old rotting medical devices, what looked like a plastic car wheel or bottle cap, used condom, old tampon, insects, you get the drift. - crruss

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Nurse here. 67 yr old thought she was pregnant. Gotta say, she looked pregnant in that it was all in her abdomen, like some pregnant women who look like they're carrying a basketball when they are at the end. But she was 67. Turns out it was a 37 pound ovarian cyst. I asked if I could watch the surgery. That thing came out all in one piece; I'll never forget the sound it made. This was at a community hospital many years ago, before HIPAA, so naturally the lab announced that anyone who wanted could come down to the lab and view this incredible thing before it was dissected by pathology. The line at lunch time was so long you'd think they were giving away free concert tickets. - neverdoneneverready

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In my Ob/Gyn rotation in medical school, I had a patient who was a first time mother having difficulty nursing her baby. The patient said she had some redness and it had been hurting to nurse on one nipple so she often had to switch until finally it became unbearable for her to nurse from either. She had mentioned that she thought her nipples might be cracked or chafed.

When it finally came to the exam, she had the most chafed nipples I had ever seen. It looked totally raw and macerated to the point that they looked like two large pepperoni slices. One of her breasts also looked like the wound had led to mastitis. It definitely led to a new appreciation of how difficult breastfeeding can be on new mothers. - PMME_ur_lovely_boobs

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Psychiatrist here.

One of my first patients was a female college students that couldn't sleep because of the voices that constantly talked to her and she felt forced to answer them at all times. From what she was saying I gathered that depending on the particular voice (with name and identity) she was either cautioned about some people or situations or outright pushed towards violent acts. Her voices appeared when she was 16 if I remember correctly, and we've met when she was 20.

So at that point for 4 years of her life she believed that it was normal to have such 'voices in your head', because, as she explained, many people talk to themselves. To some extent she was right, but I had to explain to her, that they really 'talk with themselves', that there are no other identities in them, but only an internal dialogue to clarify or resolve issues that bother them 'in their own privacy', so to speak.

She was later diagnosed with schizophrenia. - InHumanVoice

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Patient came in saying he was feeling a little tired and noticed he was having a harder time doing his job in construction (a particularly difficult type of construction). Turns out he had slowly lost 80% of his blood over the course of a few months. Dude was a bada*s to be working as hard and long as he was with only a fifth of normal blood volume (hemoglobin was low 2s)! - AlpenBrau

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Patient presents for an exam, concerned part of her tooth has chipped off. On examination, it is not in fact a tooth that chipped off, but rather a piece of calculus, which is buildup of hard tartar that covers your teeth over time when you don’t brush them. It can be small deposits, or in this case, an entire “bridge” covering her actual teeth. She thought the calculus was tooth material and was quite shocked to learn we were actually unable to see her real teeth and she’d need an extensive cleaning to remove it all. - GrayGhoast

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My older sister had a tick in her leg for 4 months. I noticed it at one point because she had drawn doodles around it with a pen. She was an adult at the time. - coolzone7

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For years, I thought it was normal to get a UTI every one and a while. Every few years, I'd see blood in my urine, go to a doctor (different doctors every time thanks to moving around a lot), have the doctor say, "that's really weird. Guys don't get UTIs very often", then shrug and give antibiotics. After a few days, it would always go away.

Then last November I had the same thing happen, but with WAY more blood. Went to the urgent care who immediately told me to go to the ER, was admitted as soon as I got there... and two weeks later I was released, carrying with me a diagnosis for a kidney disease. Turns out, that blood appeared every time the filters in my kidneys suffered severe damage. - AbysmalMoose

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Doctor here. In med school I found a snack wrapper buried in the rolls of a really fat patient. This triggered endless stories from the experienced folks. - this_will_go_poorly

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Dentist here. Did scaling of a patient and these huge chunks of calculus came out. And this patient proceeded to say that a dentist from the endodontics department referred him here for scaling that he didn't need. I showed him the chunks of calculus and this patient replies with "oh I thought this stuff was there to strengthen my teeth" - avocadorable_

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I thought everyone's bug bites got big, red and swollen. Turns out I'm allergic. - ivysproutss

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Patient was injecting insulin into the breast tissue. - Spirited-Garlic-2793

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So I had this woman of late 30’s, she started telling me that she had an extreme pain (10/10) in the lower abdomen, no other sign that food could be involved, neither kidney stones or urine infection.

I proceed to ask about last menstrual cycle, she doesn’t recall the exact date, but she says that was like 4 months ago.

Without hesitation and without asking more or anything else I told them (she and her familiar) to go right away to the hospital that was crossing the street, because if it was something obstetric we didn’t had any GyO in this hospital, and if it was something of general surgery they had general surgeons there.

We got a call like 20min later lol, that woman delivered her baby at triage of the other hospital. - Hortcoke

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Stepped on a nail at 6 am, pulled my foot off the nail and went to school. Walked around all day in flip flops. Sister made me go to the er in the afternoon. Foot was all swelled up, doc said that if I had just gone home like I wanted I would have died in my sleep from the infection. Spent 10 days in the hospital getting iv antibiotics every 4 hours. 5 days of that there were serious conversations about amputation. - RottenMuppet

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ER MD here. Had a patient come in for cast removal literally YEARS after it had been put on. She had just decided it wasn’t worth taking off. Her leg skin was literally growing OVER the top of the cast and then down it - spiderinside

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Got a new obgyn (my fourth due to moving several times) and went for a check up. Braced myself for the horrible pain and winced as soon as the speculum touched me. She immediately stopped, and as it turns out, extreme vaginal/vulvar pain ISN'T normal! But I'd just had 3 obgyns who apparently dgaf that I nearly cried in pain every time I was checked. - itsybitsyemu

The internet is both a daydream and a nightmare, a place to connect and a place to dissociate, a place where you can meet the most incredible people, and also a space rife with predators and liars.

Anyone who has spent their time scrolling chat rooms, social media, and all of the offerings of the web is likely to have encountered some weird moments. But some people have stories that fill a whole movie plot, with all of the drama and twists and disappointments of a Lifetime movie gone URL.

In a popular Reddit thread, people shared the weirdest internet experiences and the stories range from catfishing, to fake deaths, to love stories.

1. From OP:

I have been on the web since '96 when I got into the chatroom/IRC scene in a HUGE way. I became (and still am) fascinated by how intimate and intense relationships can become when they are text only. I had and have many friends from those times, we were all experimenting with a new and fantastical media for communicating across the world. One friend called herself Cathy and we became very close over a number of months. I'm a Brit, she's a Yank so there was never any likelihood (or need) for meeting. Our conversations were wide and varied and I enjoyed her intelligence and wit.

We met in a large "adult" (i.e not strongly moderated) chatroom but it was conversation, not cybersex, which was the main focus of the group. We were part of a larger group of friends who spent a LOT of time online. In many ways the reason I am so fond of Reddit is because there is a similar vibe to that room and those days. Anyway, after about 12 months of chatting Cathy began to be a bit weird. Not inappropriate exactly, just odd. Difficult to tell when it's text only communication but she was a little off.

Within a couple of weeks I had received several emails from her which were just plain loopy, she hadn't responded to my replies and when she was online it was only briefly and she didn't reply to anyone. Then one day she came online but announced that it wasn't in fact her but her best friend Brenda using her account and that Cathy was dead, had killed herself. Over a strange and short conversation (in the main room) "Brenda" told us Cathy had shot herself in the bath the night before, that she had left a note which mentioned me by name and a couple of others in the room. She told us she was using Cathy's PC to let us know. Then she logged off.

I was pretty devastated. Remember, this is the EARLY days of the web, at least in the UK, and we were pretty much making up online etiquette as we went along, it was exciting but I realized risky. Over the next 24 hours I found myself responding physically and psychologically (I was a psych nurse with psychotherapy training at the time, so I spent a lot of time navel gazing) as one would if it was a friend or close associate. Sh*t was, to coin a phrase, real.

Then, of course, the real shit went right down the rabbit hole. I went back to the chatroom, for the support of my online friends. They quickly called me into a smaller private chatroom and the serious weirdness began. One of the guys in the room is a cop. He points out a couple of inconsistencies in Cathy/Brenda's story. Firstly, women statistically don't shoot themselves, apparently it just doesn't happen. Secondly, if she HAD shot herself, her house would have been considered a murder scene until proven otherwise and that Brenda wouldn't have had access to Cathy's PC for a long time if ever. We realized we had been had, the victims of some strange trick. Nowadays I'd call it trolling, but it wasn't like that then, or it wasn't for me. I was dumbfounded. My feelings and reactions had been very real, intense and painful. I wasn't prepared to believe anyone could do such a thing (I know, such naivete!)

Over the next few days and weeks the small subgroup of friends began to investigate Cathy's story. We first of all compared notes. Turns out she had told us very little about herself of any importance. We "knew" she lived alone, in a small town in Wisconsin and that she worked on the front desk of a local paper. The website of the paper (it had one, not everyone did then) made no mention of a death of a staffer or a suicide, nothing in the obituaries either. A friend phoned the paper and asked for her by first name and position but was clearly fobbed off after a muffled conversation.

This friend then drove 100+ miles and turned up at the paper, asked a receptionist about a friend called Cathy who worked there (remember we had no idea what she looked like) only to see the second receptionist run into a back office (we assume this was Cathy herself) The friend then left as she didn't want to precipitate a crisis. We were convinced, as much as anyone could be in what we were realizing was a foggy medium) that Cathy was alive and for some reason we were victims of a cruel trick.

What finally convinced me of the weirdness of the situation (and incidentally added a layer to my Web-Fu self defense) was that a Mod for the IRC channel let us know that "Cathy" had been logging into the chatroom the whole time under other names, apparently he could tell by her IP address or something. So this ostensible friend had faked her own death and then had sneaked back to watch her friends grieve...

A post-script to the story is that a friend who didn't come online so often later joined the group and told us that Cathy had once confessed to having a drink problem and being very lonely in real life. I was left with an abiding, but strong, fantasy image of a woman in a dark room, perpetually sipping whisky, lit only by a harsh monitor watching the effects of her own death play out on a bunch of strangers.

Although it is such a long time ago this is still a very real and strange "event" in my life. I still struggle to even find an adequate vocabulary for the whole experience. When a group of people from many different locations have a conversation in a chatroom, where does the conversation happen? I had a very real, visceral experience of being in a group, but that grouping never occurred. Cathy's "death" was an emotionally real event in my life, as painful and shocking as the sudden death of a real friend, and the awareness of her deceit came as a betrayal of trust.

As William Gibson so rightly said "there is no there there" so where did all of this strange, gothic story happen?

Although it was painful, then uncomfortable, then enraging then infuriating, this story, as I experienced it's unfolding, has shaped in a very real way my understanding of the internet and my awareness of how much I don't understand. What Cathy did would now be called Trolling, and I still don't understand the junkyard dog motivations of people who would do such things. But I am prepared to stay on the web and accept the risk (inevitability really) that one or two will pass my way.

tl;dr - PyloUK meets lonely woman in chatroom, they talk for many hours over a 12 month period. Woman fakes her own death, then logs back in under different accounts to see the reaction. PyloUK and several others do some investigating and find out they've been had. (thanks to sports_fan for composing this perfect tl;dr. Still don't know what tl;dr stands for though.)

2. From MotoMagellan:

I bought my Xbox release day, and all the usual games. I was an avid Halo 3 player. I loved that shit. I would often play custom games for hours on end, and meet new people, and make new friends.

Another fellow and I became near inseparable when we played. We always played together because we had each others backs. One day I mentioned the town I live in, and he nearly has a heart attack on the microphone.

He proclaims "I shit you not, I live there too". I didn't know how to proceed with this. So we stayed online buddies for a while. One weekend my buddies and I decided to have a LAN party, and were thinking of people to invite.

This was the perfect opportunity to invite my best online friend, I had back up in case he was a psychopath and wanted to murder me. Every time the door rang the room would hold it's breath collectively, waiting to see if it's him or not.

The fateful doorbell ring comes as was expected. We open the door, and standing there is a normal guy, who seems like he's not going to murder us. We set up the PCs and Xbox and get ready to have some fun.

Over the next four years my best friend and I have been hanging out as much as we can. We are near polar opposites, but we can just sit and be entertained by each other for hours.

tl;dr I met my best friend on Xbox live at random, turned out he lived in the same town and wasn't a murderer. Still best friends to this day.

3. From neurosciencey:

Maybe not "weird," but funny. My brother and I used to play "Yahoo Graffiti" (basically like Pictionary) with random people in the Yahoo game room. And we used to cheat.

He'd be in one room, I'd be in the other. The word would be, say, "dinosaur." So I'd draw a rainbow. Everyone types, "rainbow," "RAINBOW!" "rainbow!!!!!!!!" then my brother types "dinosaur" and gets it right. And so forth for the next few minutes. We'd be on the floor laughing. Anyway, we got "banned until 2016."

4. From stabsthedrama:

My brother beat Ben Affleck in Warcraft 3 - The Frozen Throne.

How do I know it was him, you ask? Well, I remember my brother calling me into the room, and he was soloing against a guy named literally Ben.Affleck (or Ben-Affleck or Ben_Affleck, who the fuck cares) and my brother's name was Mommyspanksme (I was affectionately Daddyspanksme, and we were on the top 5 2v2 arranged teams ladder during many ladder seasons, we were good, maybe you've played us...) Anywho - my brother tells him something like nice name, glhf...so the guys like "ya man u2...funny thing is no one believes that this is really me, the actor." My brother laughs it off, and I watch him beat him 1v1 (he was decent, but not on our level).

Literally the next day we were watching g4tv (I think it was actually techtv still at the time, since we were still watching it) and they were at some game convention or another. Then they did a quick interview with Ben Affleck, most likely because he seemed out of place, and had no movie/game there that he was plugging/a part of. So he tells them that he plays TFT way too much (I think he actually said TFT, but meaning Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne) and that he goes by his name on USEAST.

Me and my brother just looked at each other with jaws dropped...

tl;dr: My brother beat Ben Affleck in an RTS (wc3 - TFT)

5. From _Old_Man_Jenkins_:

Definitely stumbling onto a video of my aunt getting gang-banged by four black dudes.

6. From CafeSilver:

Someone made a novelty account on Reddit pretending to be my wife and pops up every now and then to reply to my comments making fun of me. I'm actually kind of flattered.

7. From jaekim:

A friend (Friend A) and I were over at this other guy's (Friend B) house back in '96 (we're all guys btw). The guy whose house we were at had AOL. Friend A asked if he could use it. Something happened while he was using it and he just straight up left. I was like wtf but didn't think anything of it and just kept playing video games with Friend B.

Next day I asked Friend A what happened and he said he clicked on Friend B's mail and saw a picture of a dude exposing his penis. So back then we were just like "HOLY SH*T" and thought that some evil person was forcing a picture of his penis on Friend B so I talked to him and was like "yo man you should contact the police or something that's terrible!". That was that.

Fast forward to 2010, reconnected with Friend B via Facebook -- turns out he's openly gay. The thought had never occurred to me back in 1996 that he could have asked for someone to send pics of himself and that he could be gay. I just assumed it was some kind of horrific online predator of sorts. Duh!

8. From Alymae:

Okay, first off, I'd like to tell you i'm an identical twin (and female).
I was just sitting at my computer minding my own business when a friend of mine online says something along the lines of "holy crap! i didn't know you had it in you!" of course I don't have the slightest clue in what he's talking about, so i ask him to clarify.

At this point I would like to state that I am a very modest person and take the idea of people looking at me even showing a considerate amount of skin very...discerning. I'm a very modest person and don't show my body on any sort of whim.
Apparently my twin sister what camwhoring on /b/ or omegle or something. Sh*t.

He didn't buy it when I tried to tell him that those pictures were NOT ME and my twin sister.
Apparently she got posted on motherless or something so every once in a while I have someone message me about it, and i have to explain it's my sister and not me (of course I'd deny it at first but sh*t still sucks).
TL;DR: my identical twin sister camwhores and I get recognized for it.

9. From LordQuagga:

Throughout the years I became a frequent user of two internet forums. I made thousands of posts between them and met dozens of people. Some of these people actually have became the best of friends with me and we still do stuff with each other all the time (and in some cases we've met IRL). Anyway, I have two great friends I met this way. We are three internet amigos. We've done some pretty crazy stuff and dealt with weird people but one situation comes to mind as far as a "weird" internet experience.

One of these friends online moniker sometimes included Tungsten, and back when we all started using Skype to communicate instead of AIM, Xfire, or MSN (all at the same time), he used it in his name. Now, not a couple days after making his account he gets a random message from some lady name Alice Chen, or something similar, asking about Tungsten. He was weirded out, but he listened to her talk. After a while he coaxed her into revealing what she was really trying to do: get business. She was part of a PR department for some Tungsten plant/factory/business in China (supposedly). He, in response, started to tell her about our Company. Again, we've done some weird things over the years.

Long story short we had a P.O. Box somewhere in Pennsylvania for for a business named C & D Inc. We actually tried to make the business seem legitimate, and most of all: legal. Technically our little business was completely legal. We used it for weird things sometimes, but it was mostly a joke. Now, however, we found ourselves being solicited for business by a Chinese Industrial Equipment Manufacturer, and they were actually interested in our business.

We got so far in the process as to start negotiations, we had meetings (over the internet), and we were shown their "parts catalog" as well as many other things. The problem was when my friend originally started this all, he was completely joking and wasn't being legitimate and called my other friend a doctor. We were trying to shrug that off, and pretend that was not the case but we were worried about legal problems.

Eventually, our goal was clear: convince the business into sending us three machinery joints made from Tungsten, that we would potentially use in our business, that were measured to be able to fit aluminum cans in them i.e.: cup holders. It was a great fun, but eventually we decided that the legal risks were sort of an issue. Impersonation of a doctor or business, and the shipment of military grade material to a small town post office in the U.S.

We just ignored them and they dropped off the face of the Earth. We never got our cup holders, unfortunately.

10. From jorper496:

So, it all begins in 2002, I believe...early summer time...AOL chatrooms hadn't become a crap hole yet. I was 12 at this time, and loved to go into chatrooms and meet new people. Well, I ended up meeting a girl in one. She was a year older than me, and we had a lot in common (video games, anime, manga, etc). One day she (and I don't know if this is true or not, to this day) decided to take a whole lot of pills. I talked to her the whole time telling her it'll be okay, and that life is worth living until eventually I got a message to the effect of "This is Lucca's mom, thank you. We're taking her to the hospital"

A little while after this we decided we were in love, and started "dating". We talked on the phone a little bit, and I remember I went to COSI (Now Imagination Station?... Oh Toledo..), bought something, and mailed it to her.

Eventually, she introduced me to her Japanese friend Keiko. We became friends too, and Keiko introduced me to her friends Jin, Akira.. Rei? I think. It's been awhile. Also to her sister Arisu (who went by Angel.. She was half British/Japanese).

In early 2003 Lucca broke up with me. It was pretty devastating, we had been e-dating for nearly a year. However, I moved on, and got to liking Keiko, and she said she liked me too. She was 3-4 years older than me. A few months later she sent an e-mail saying she didn't love me, she loved Akira. And then she got pregnant..

The babies name was going to be Jori, because I apparently did mean a lot to her. However, the baby died shortly after being born, and Keiko suffered depression, parents got a divorce. Finally in early 2004, she killed herself. This is when I really started talking to her sister, Angel.

She was closer in age to me, I believe only a year older. We talked for quite a long time and got over the loss of Keiko together, and eventually I grew feelings for her. Eventually she grew feelings for me. We were in love. This is also when Jin and Akira went to college in California and came to America (this of course being later in 2004). For the next year I made new friends that went to college, (me being 13 and talking to people in college? yeah I felt awesome). Angel and I kept being lovey dubby. Then shit went cray.

Angel ran away from home. I was terrified. Eventually she messaged me saying she was staying with someone she met while riding the trains.. She was raped. After about a week she managed to escape and go back home, but the damage was done. I tried as hard as I could to help her, but what can be done when something like that happens?

So then, in early 2005 my world was shattered.

"Hey You want the honest truth? There IS no Angel. In fact my name is Kate and I'm 18 years old. There is also no Jin, Keiko, ect. In fact, you were being played. You see, I like to think of myself as a practical jokester, my friends and I have been doing it for years :P. All those pics were taken from like people's dead LJ's, LJ's, and xangas and stuff. I hope you enjoyed us as much as we did, now we'll move on to the next loser who needs friends. Don't worry, this is beinging sent to you, the Lucca whatever her name is girl, and everyone else we've tricked recently. Sorry, but you've been HAD.

-Kate-"

For nearly four years I had talked to these people, trusted them, etc.

In the end, they were fake. Except for Lucca, who I talk to occasionally still.

I guess you could say it was weird. It was more. Tragic. I had learned to love and care about people who didn't exist. I think this is what caused me to distance myself from people for quite some time.

I still have all those emails...and I think a lot of AIM conversations somewhere.

Oh, and the letters and gifts that they sent me on my birthday one year. Yeah, they went all out. Pictures they drew, everything.

Well, here's mine. Time for lunch.

11. From KyleD2303:

Back when I first discovered the internet I only had access to it on my phone. I joined one of the chatrooms on my mobile provider's site and sort of became a regular there seeing as I had free data back in those days. I got talking to this girl after a while and we eventually exchanged numbers and would talk on the phone for hours, send each other pics and shit. After about a year, I ended up taking a 3 hour train journey to go and meet her.

8 years later we still live together and have 3 year old twin daughters. That was pretty weird.

12. From foxxinsox:

It started back in November 2004. There was a blog that I liked to follow, but the main author had decreased in posting. He started allowing others to "guest blog". One of these guest bloggers linked to another blog and said "i can't believe this guy's for real". I was intrigued, so of course I went to check it out. I fell in love with the very first entry I read. Unbelievably, head over heels, in love. Too bad, he had a girlfriend. And lived on the opposite side of the country. Unrequited internet crush.

I anonymously stalked for a little bit, catching up on all his previous entries. Finally, I commented on something he wrote. He was very responsive and polite. Over the next couple months, I daresay we became friends. Somewhere along the way, he and his girlfriend broke up. We began talking on the phone and traded pictures. By February 2005, we were a couple. But we'd never physically met.

Neither of us wanted to rush things, and I couldn't just pick up and go visit. We both worked very demanding careers and couldn't just take vacations without a lot of planning. By the summer, we were still together and wanted to meet so we began making plans for a trip. Then, one day, he didn't show up for our nightly chat. I worried and worried. A day or so later, he IMed me to tell me his sister had been killed and mom had been injured in a car crash. He was very close to his sister and his world had been torn apart. I felt so helpless and sad. I was across the country and couldn't be there for him. When he said it wasn't appropriate for our first meeting, I understood. I did my best to help him cope from the opposite side of the country.

A couple months pass, life moves on. We were still together but I felt frustrated by our inability to meet in person. Hurricane Katrina had hit and I felt I needed to do something. My career circumstances had changed, I had some more free time, and so I volunteered to go to Louisiana and help out for a few weeks. I was sent down in October and it was while I was there that I learned the truth. Another male blogger who blogged on the same site we did told me that my boyfriend had met yet another blogger, a woman who happened to be a flight attendant, in person when she had a layover in his town. And he wasn't who he said he was. It had finally gotten to him and he needed to confess, but couldn't do it to me because he knew how it would hurt me. She told this other blogger because she knew he'd tell me and that I'd probably believe it.

He had lied about almost everything. His name was different, he had sent me fake pictures, and there had been no car crash and his sister was fine. I was crushed. I had grieved the death of someone I'd never met, and she wasn't even dead. That really f*cks with your head.

I was furious. I tried calling him but he wouldn't answer. I got trashed and banged someone else. I just didn't know what to do with myself.

After I got home, I reached out to him again. I needed closure, understanding. I needed to know how he could do that to me, lie to me like that, when I was nothing but honest with him. He answered all my questions, and he answered them honestly. We spent hours on the phone and he answered every question I asked.

He was of a different culture, not American. He was Middle Eastern and Muslim. He didn't have much self-confidence in his looks but knew he could write. He borrowed a name and a picture and used that when necessary, but all writing was authentically his. He said he'd wanted to meet me but knew he'd be caught in his lies so had to do something drastic. (I still don't know what made him choose to fake the death of a family member.) He was broken-hearted, said he was sorry, and then said goodbye knowing I'd never speak to him again.

But he was wrong. I seem to possess a remarkable amount of empathy, and having dealt with poor self-esteem myself, I understood the appeal of pretending to be someone else. I could see how easy it was to get caught up online. I loved him, and I forgave him.

We rebuilt a friendship based on honesty and trust. January 2006, we met in person. Every moment was amazing. April 2006, I visited him again. I found an apartment and a job, and six weeks later I moved to his town.

We lived a beautiful life together for a little over a year. We were matched perfectly, and knew we wanted to get married. The only stumbling block was his culture, because his family would never accept me. We kept persevering, hoping we'd find a way through it. His career forced him to move a year after I'd moved to be with him, so I followed him again. Whereever he was, I wanted to be.

Three weeks later, he left me for an arranged marriage. He came to my place after work on a Monday, told me he was flying to his parents' home on Wednesday, and getting married on Saturday. And he did. I considered trying to stop the wedding, but didn't. He'd made his choice and while it wasn't the one I wanted, it was his choice to make and not mine. That's not to say it didn't fuck me up. It did. I'm still fucked up from it and it ended almost five years ago.

That was a pretty weird internet experience.

TL;DR Met someone online. Became a couple. He faked the death of his sister to get out of meeting me. I forgave him. We met a few months later, were a couple for more than a year, then he left me for an arranged marriage.

13. From CU_Tiger_2004:

I don't have any horror stories, other than a couple of friends in college conversing with and eventually meeting underage girls (nothing sexual ever happened, as far as I know).

The strangest thing that ever happened to me is that I was in a random chatroom one night and started conversing with a girl from New York. I asked what area she was from, and she said she lived in an area of Queens that I was familiar with because a friend of a friend from my super-small (like 3000 people) hometown had moved up there when we were in middle school; I had actually met and talked to him when he was down for a visit probably a few months prior to this night.

I told her I knew somebody from up there, she asked who, I said his name, and she was like, "Oh my God, that' s my ex-boyfriend!" That's when I realized how small the world could be.

tl;dr Randomly ran into associate's ex-girlfriend from 700 miles away in chatroom.

14. From thomasboleyn:

Around 8/9 years ago I used to have a LiveJournal that I updated pretty regularly. I adored the thing and spent countless hours tweaking the style-sheet and writing epic-length posts about college, girlfriends etc. I became friends with a girl from Wales through it who I thought was pretty hot, and used to eagerly await her daily posts.

She frequently mentioned two guys, one who she supposedly lived with who she was close friends with, and the other a guy who was the singer in a band (this was before myspace really took off, pre-last.fm era, making it hard at the time to verify) who often got in to drink/drug related trouble with the police. These two guys also had LJ's, which were regularly updated, MSN accounts and often mentioned the girl. I had no reason at the time to doubt the authenticity (or existence) of these people, indeed the posts themselves on each of the three LJ's were extensive and well fleshed out, and seemed to genuinely have been written by different people. They each had large amounts of followers too, I should mention.

The girl used to comment regularly on my posts, and one day all of a sudden just stopped and deleted her LJ. I thought nothing of it as I had a lot of friends on the site, and this happened from time to time. She seemed kind of insecure so I guessed that she'd had enough of the site and had decided to ditch using it. What made the situation weirder was that the two guys (housemate and the singer) had also stopped updating their journals. Fast forward a couple of months, and I get a friend request on the site from a new user, which turns out to be this same girl.

She told me that she'd had a lot of stuff going on and hadn't had time to update her LJ, and just thought making a new one would be easier. I asked her over MSN about the two friends, to which she replied that her housemate had been sectioned and put in to care for severe anorexia, and the singer had died of a drug overdose. Naturally (though with a healthy degree of skepticism) I offered my condolences and tried to comfort her, leading to her telling me that she'd got a new boyfriend who she sent me a picture of.

This is where I got a bit creeped out. I should probably mention now too that at this time I lived with my parents about 25 miles away from London in a quiet suburban area of Hertfordshire (Around 200 miles away from where she lived). The picture she'd sent me was the profile picture of a guy who lived in the same town as me, who I knew from nights out, and occasionally talked to. I told her I knew him, to which she aggressively replied that I couldn't do, before blocking me, deleting her LJ, and ceasing all contact with me. The next time I saw the guy from the photo I told him about her, and he had no clue who she was, and was pretty amused about the whole thing.

tl;dr - Met a girl on LiveJournal who was masquerading as three different people who then created the fictional death of two of these people and claimed to be in a relationship with a guy from the same town as me who had never heard of her.

15. From wrentintin:

I'm female, pretty much grew up on the internet. I'd spend hours a day in AOL chatrooms as a tween. Around age 12, I began chatting to a guy who said his name was Joey, that he was around 18-19, and he lived in New York (I live in SC). We spoke online for about a year or two, very sparsely, and always very innocent. He'd send me pictures of himself; he was young and cute, he definitely looked teenage. He eventually asked if he could call me, and me being naive, I gave him our house number (we didn't have cell phones yet).

We talked on the phone about once or twice a month; he was funny, had sort of a higher-pitched voice, New York accent. Then things started getting weird. His age was always changing and finally he told me he was 30.. he began calling very late at night (anywhere from midnight-5AM), always from restricted numbers, and he was always very incoherent. I'm not very familiar with drugs so I'm really not sure what he was on but he was definitely high on something.

He was mostly silent when he'd call, but between breaths or what sounded like he was taking a drag, he'd say "Whatta ya doin? Who's wit you? Are ya cheatin on me?" and other weird and inappropriate shit. I'd tell him I was going to hang up and he'd say "Don't hang up." Once, my grandpa answered the phone, and he asked my G-pa if he had been having sex with me (wtf, right?) I'd tell him to stop calling, that my family was asleep, and hang up. He'd call back. This went on for the next couple of years. My family was enraged by it, I told them I was sorry for giving out our number, and they eventually blocked his calls. But not before making sure I was properly ashamed.

16. From awrinkleintime:

Last summer, I was on vacation and was interneting late at night. I ended up on omegle and had the weirdest conversation of my life.

I was talking with a guy who crafted this story that he was an angel in a human's body, using it as a vessel. I know he could have been lying but he seemed really invested in his tale. It sat uncomfortably with me because the conversation kept going on and on.

It was very much like reading a short story, except I was helping to write it with my responses.

The only thing nastier than a bad recipe is a dish served with an extra ingredient that wasn't called for.

People dished on the worst accidents they've ever found in their meals at restaurants, and they range from metal tools to hair from down there.

Warning: much like the foods themselves, this list is not for people with weak stomachs. Who knew that the pubic area tends to get involved in food preparation?

1. Unlimited breadsticks and glass shards.

Glass. When I was in 7th grade my family was eating one of those big family-style salads at an Olive Garden. I am weird and eat salad with a spoon. I put a spoonful of salad into my mouth and felt something cut the inside of my cheek while I bit down on something hard. I pulled out a bloody chunk of glass.

The restaurant accused us of lying, even though we didn’t ask for anything in return, we just wanted to let them know so no one else got hurt. Plus, if we were going to lie, why would my parents have chosen their 13-year-old daughter to be the target of salad-glass?! They did end up comping me and my dad’s meals, but we still paid for my mom’s and other siblings. -TheCloudsLookLikeYou

2. Say cheese!

A tooth inside my hambuger I was too scared to ask why that happend. So I just threw it away and got out of the place. -dillema_enigma

3. A good source of iron.

I was at a local restaurant chain (Northeast US) and ordered a buffalo chicken wrap. Got about halfway in and bit into a large metal bolt and chipped my tooth. Not a good time. 0/10 Recommend. -bassistmuzikman

4. Lose yourself (sorry, wrong Eminem).

Worst thing my boyfriend found in his food: an M&M in a burrito from Taco Bell, that may or may not have been dropped out of the mouth of the person who made the burrito at Taco Bell. It was horrific. The mystery. My BF called the Taco Bell and demanded to know if because it was the holidays people had been throwing around m&ms or something. The manager looked in the back and said "huh, now that you said it i am seeing a lot of M&Ms back here." -hot_damnit

5. Bloody good.

A used bandage with blood on it in my guacamole, yeah. Found it when it went into my mouth. -J-MusicVast

6. The secret ingredient.

An inch-long bolt in my mashed potatoes. Fortunately I found it with my fork, and not my teeth!

The maître d' informed me later that the bolt had fallen off of their industrial mixer. -khendron

7. Anything can be improved with accessories.

The last two times I went to Steak and Shake, I got earrings in my shakes both times. One was a stud earring and the other was a hoop. I wouldn't eat there ever again even if it was my only choice. -ArtisticPomegranate0

8. An adorable meet-cute.

Not really a restaurant, but my uni's cafeteria. I took the salad. There was the corpse of a frog neatly cut in half. Another guy found the other half. No clue how it got there. -gfrBrs

9. Shoo.

A girl’s shoe.

I was dining outside once and this little girl was jumping around dancing nearby while waiting for her parents (I guess - my back was to her so I didn’t see what happened). She must have done a little kick of her foot at one point because her shoe went flying up in the air and landed in my dinner. Her father came over shortly thereafter and bought me a replacement. And then he gave her a talking to. Having a peaceful dinner interrupted by a sparkly Ked landing in it was a bit surreal. -dfwpauker

10. Come and get it.

I still throw up at this story, ordered Dominos pizza, started eating , got down to the last 2 slices, saw a slithery slimy thing and lifted up the slice to a used condom!!!!

It had leaked all over my other slices but I didn't notice and assumed grease etc(was hungry)

Drove down to the store and asked for the manager, no such luck, got photos and went to higher up,

Turns out 2 employees having sex!!!!

I'll presume fired

I got given a code for the online website , free pizza for a year!

But like hell, I'd ate 6 slices of semen pizza. -Spike6686

11. British food really is that bad.

I found a full receipt crumpled up into the size of a marble in the gravy of a Yorkshire pudding at an English pub style restaurant. I bit on it, was confused, pulled it out of my mouth and unwrapped a full legible receipt, from the night before. I showed the waiter and he said he'd talk to the owner, the owner said I could choose to pay my bill, or the receipt I found in my food. The total on the receipt I found was almost 30 dollars more than what I ordered, I was shocked with the service and never went back.

I also left without paying. F*ck that place. -sixesand7s

12. Extra protein.

Worms. I'm a chef and all of the monkfish has to be checked for parasites when we get it. Any fish can have parasites but monkfish is the only one where I have to cut the wiggling bastards out myself. Its safe to eat but I won't order it anymore, no matter how delicious it is. Ignorance is bliss. -SelohsSaerasDomatia

13. Almost as bad as the condom. Almost.

I got a creme-cheese-baguette on the go and was eating it while walking; did not really look at what i was biting into. One bit was quite difficult to chew.. and I pulled a finger of a latex-glove out of my mouth. -Flowdipoh

14. Shake Shack would never.

Pubes at the bottom of my fries from In-N-Out that I found after I already ate the fries. I feel queasy every time I see In-N-Out fries. -abertawegwylan

15. Was it........an arrrrrrrrrugala salad?

An eye patch in my salad. I was friends with the owner & cook, they swore it was not a joke & had no idea how it got there. -refinisher

16. Free dead wasp! Nice.

I had once a wasp in my cake. It was dead and i didn't have to pay :) -EnergyCrystall

17. The circle of life.

My brother and I went to eat at a Mexican restaurant, and I came in a few minutes after him. We ate through that basket of chips, and we’re brought a refill, but the chewed up gum in the wrapper was facing me instead of him this time. I turned around and said, “gross, I don’t want your nasty chewed up gum on my side. “His eyes got as big as saucers, and he said, “that’s not my gum! “. The restaurant did not change the Pieces of wax paper in the bottom of the chip basket. My brother immediately spit the Mouth full of chewed up chips and salsa into the chip basket, and we notified our waiter. We saw our waiter pick up the basket of chips, walking into the kitchen, dump the whole thing in the top of the chip warmer. Yes, my brothers chewed up chips were dumped into the restaurant's supply of chips. -Froggetpwagain

18. Ya nasty.

A short and curly hair between two eggs. It did not come from somebody's head. -pmmeyourbestanything

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No parent is perfect — but some parenting mistakes can stick with people well into adulthood.

A recent Reddit thread asked people to recall the things their parents did which they'd never repeat with their own child. Whether the parents in question meant well or not, their kids are hoping not to make the same mistakes.

1. Corporal punishment is definitely a parenting tactic we should leave in the last century.

My ex step dad had no issues punishing me and my brother in questionable ways. I have a scar on my back from when he took a branch that was on fire from our fire pit and would wack the hell outta me with it. One time he also pinned me down and would let my sister repeatidly punch me in the nose because I apparently had upset her. I remember one time our deep freeze got left open and all the meat dethawed and he would whip me and my brother until one of us confessed. Turns out it was him after all during a drunk night and he wanted something to eat. - Jaymz22

2. Some parents never cut the cord.

Control everything. I don’t necessarily have a helicopter mom, but she’s definitely controlling. I’m 20 years old and she CRIED and told me I was being selfish when I told her I wanted my SSC and my birth certificate when I moved a few states away. I don’t know how to file my own taxes. I never did anything.

I would have preferred her tell me more things and help me do things rather than do it all herself and keep me out of the loop. - goofyghoul111

3. Your kid's life isn't a prop for your guests' entertainment.

Make fun of me in front of company. It wasn't malicious just thoughtless. Now my mom always complains that I don't tell her anything. I literally told her once "this is why I don't tell you things" and it was like she'd never considered that I might not want everyone and their brother to know my personal business. - coronini

4. And kids shouldn't be used as a go-between.

My parents couldn't talk to each other after they got divorced so they used me as a message board.

"Tell you mother...."

"You tell your father...."

F*cking grow up and talk to each other - MarkF6

5. "Don't fake cancer" should be the easiest thing ever, but...

My mom faked cancer for two years when I was in high school. Even shaved her head and everything. Haven’t spoke to her in 12 years. She disgusts me. - Theoreticalmass1983

6. What is the point of this?!

If my dad found out I had a crush on a girl, he’d tease me and make me feel embarrassed about it. Made me feel like I could never go to him for advice on girls. - ladies-pmme

7. How hard is it to believe a kid when they say they're in pain?

My dad yelled at me for complaining about my broken arm. I didn't know it was broken at the time, and he just screamed at me to stop whining about the pain(i was 10 at the time). Still mad about that, i would never be so short tempered with my kids, and actually listen to them when they say something is wrong. - Zombiehacker595

8. Imagine getting this mad at a three-year-old?!

When I was three I slammed my door. They took the door off the hinges and refused to ever put it back. We had to move to a different house before I got a door, over a decade later, and I had to move out before I had a door with a lock.

I would never destroy my kids's privacy like that. - ManCalledTrue

9. This is an insidious yet common issue.

Teach them that the only acceptable way to live is the way they do. Grew up with some serious judgmental thoughts about people different from me that are still hard to drive out. - purplety91

10. No one needs to be compared to their brothers and sisters.

Comparing my grades/successes with my sibling’s, I feel like it can be really disheartening and discouraging for the one that doesn’t perform as well - xanderay

11. It's hard to get your kid's media diet right, as this person's parent proved.

My mom used to severely limit my media intake. I get where she was coming from, trying to protect me from sexual ideas and violence when I was young. The problem was that it limited my knowledge of literally everything. I had a hard time fitting in because of it. I remember leaving my friend’s birthday sleep over because going to see the Titanic was part of the party (I still have never watched it). Being raised vegetarian certainly didn’t help.

I was always invited to my friends houses for cookouts and always had explain that my mom won’t let me eat anything. One time she grounded me for eating grapes at a friends house, claiming it would spoil my dinner when in reality I was really just trying to be polite to the woman who was trying extra hard to accommodate a snack for me.

I feel like my life could have gone in a completely different direction if I had been able to explore ideas more. To consider different lifestyles and be inspired from conflicts. Idk. - LumpyShtstring

12. Kids need privacy too.

KNOCK. Please always knock. Also don’t just knock while you’re in the midst of opening the door, that doesn’t count. Knock, wait for a response, then come in. Not only for when you’re doing things you don’t want your parents to do, but also just allows the kid to feel a lot more private in their room, knowing you respect that boundary - fireiidrag

13. Crying is good!

My mom never allowed me to express my emotions in a healthy way. Whenever I would cry, there would be a time limit like "ok you've cried enough now stop." Same thing with every other emotion as well, especially negative ones. - Izuku_Urameshi

14. Making fun of your kid's looks? Wow.

Make my daughter feel insecure about her looks or feel that her entire worth is tied to her looks. My mom’s an attractive woman. I took a lot of my looks from my dads side of the family and she made it no secret that she felt they weren’t attractive people. She would compare my looks to other girls. I was an awkward teen. She didn’t like how my hair is more Afro textured, or how I put on make up. It took my husband to help me to realize that I didn’t need make up to be pretty. Girls go enough insecurity about their looks. I won’t be the one to make it worse. - OctoberBlue89

15. This person's mom took away the car they bought with their own money.

When I was in college, I stayed out late with some friends. We were at my friend's place and a storm hit. We chose to wait it out before going home.

Mom was mad and took my car away for a week or two. The problem is, it was my car purchased entirely with my own money. I felt she didn't have the right to take it, especially since I was over 18.

I did still live at home, and I don't care that she was mad I stayed out late. I just felt that taking my car was wrong. I would not do that to my own kid in the same situation. - Marise20

16. There's nothing wrong with admitting your kid was right!

They would never and still never apologize. Even if they did something wrong. They are always right and will argue tooth and nail. The sky is not blue it's green, so stop arguing with me right now.

Boomer mentality that you can't appear weak and being or admitting you're wrong makes you weak. - lil_adk_bird

17. Boundaries are important.

Stay out of my kid's business. My parents weren't controlling at all, but they were nosey and I've always been a very private person. I felt like I couldn't live any kind of life when I lived with them, because they'd pry and ask me questions. If my kids don't feel like sharing some detail of their life with me, in not going to pry unless I think it's hurting them in some way. - Digibollocks

19. So is socializing.

When I was a kid I rarely was allowed to see friends outside of school. Could be part of the reason I’m socially awkward sometimes now - teven_with_an_S

20. This is absurdly early.

Make me go to bed every single day at 7:30pm - Mr_BananaPants

21. Uhhhh yikes.

they put hidden microphones all over my room, basement and probably some other places too. I discovered them when my mom kept on calling me when I used the family computer. probably suspecting me of watching inappropriate stuff. she also searches my phone every night when she thinks I am sleeping. I don't have kids yet but when I do I would never do that and teach my kids to respect their kid's privacy too. and If you are wondering I am 15 only a few more years until I move out. other than this my mom is pretty nice so yeah she just needs to respect my privacy. - MrBigfoot357

22. This is important.

They didn’t give us the freedom to develop our own thoughts. I think my mom thought of us as little human molds to form into her worldview and beliefs, instead of letting us have the freedom to figure it out on our own.

I didn’t learn it until years later. To this day I still feel pretty isolated from my parents.

I can’t have open discussions with them because of the bubble they’re in. I get jealous of my friends who can have really engaging adult talks with their parents.

I want to teach my kids how to critically think and not what to think. Ask them what their opinion is on different topics. I never had those kinds of thought provoking discussion - VincentStonecliff

Nobody wants their in-laws involved in their love life — and one man's fiancée's family is taking that kind of involvement to another level.

A soon-to-be groom asked for advice on Reddit after he found out his wife's family has a very WTF wedding night tradition. Hint: it includes a family heirloom sex blanket.

The groom specifies that her family is big and boisterous:

So I'm (23M) getting married to my GF (23F) early next year if all goes to plan. I don't have a lot of family (I'm no contact with my dad for several years now.) She, however, has a huge extended family.

For the most part we get on great. They tend to be very loud and have huge personalities, which is sometimes hard for me to deal with since I've always been on the quiet side. But overall very warm and caring people.

He noticed they joke around a lot about what will happen on their wedding night:

Something weird I've noticed since we got engaged is that my GF's cousins sometimes make jokes about our wedding night. It's weird for them to joke about it since I'm pretty sure her family is aware we've slept together before since we share a bed at holiday gatherings and vacations.

He became more concerned when she said she wants to stay at her parents' house on their wedding night:

A few nights ago we were discussing wedding plans and thinking about places to go on our honeymoon (if COVID-19 clears up and we can travel by then). My GF and I were brainstorming ideas when she tells me that we won't need a bridal suite right away. Obviously I ask why (we're getting married at a pretty nice hotel) and she says that she'd like for us to stay at her parent's house.

He figured it was for financial reasons, but...

I don't really mind this - we're trying to save money for a house deposit anyway - but GF seems like she has more to say so I push for why she wants it. She tells me that there's a really old tradition in her family on the wedding night.

The husband and wife go into the master bedroom together and they are supposed to 'consummate' the marriage. The rest of the family are waiting outside the door so they can applaud them and cheer when they come out. Then a piece of the bed sheet is cut off and sewn into a big tapestry my GF's mother owns.

She realized it was weird:

I think my GF saw I wasn't happy because she quickly told me that we wouldn't have to actually consummate the marriage if I felt uncomfortable and we could just pretend.

He doesn't want to participate at all:

I don't want anything to do with this. I absolutely freaked and told her under no circumstances will I be doing that kind of thing in front of her whole family. When I came back from taking a walk to clear my head, she was now noticeably acting down and still is. I think she's also been texting her family about this because I received a text from her mother telling me that I 'don't understand the importance of family' and tradition yet and this kind of tradition has been around longer than I've been alive.

Now, they're at an impasse:

I don't know how I'm meant to go on from here. I really love my GF and she is the woman I want to spend my life with. I'm freaked out of course but she is my whole world. But how should I handle her family and navigate his 'tradition'?

TL;DR my girlfriend's family have a tradition where they stand outside the room on the wedding night. I still want to marry my GF but I don't want anything to do with this. Advice?

Most people agree that he absolutely doesn't have to partake in this ritual — and some say it should be a dealbreaker.

User thrae_awa poked fun at how old-school this tradition seems:

Tell them you'll do it, in return for a dowry of 100 head of cattle, a white stallion and a tract of arable land :)

And squarebodiesforyou couldn't get past the blanket:

Jesus, a family sex blanket? I sure hope it's only decorative and Grandma doesn't sleep with it

Mallad suggested leaning on his own "tradition":

Tell them your family had a tradition of having a separate, private, honeymoon suite and being alone. If she needs to, you wife can cut the corner off the hotel sheets or a sheet you already had sex on (though that's really weird...who tf has a sex sheet for their kids).

Resolve it before the wedding happens, because it's going to set the rules and comfort level for your entire marriage. You won't be able to get out of anything her family wants once you go through with this one.

And throwaway33414 has a great saying about the reality of "traditions":

this is straight up weird af and I have no advice apart from the fact that tradition is just peer pressure from the dead and you need to stand your ground.

Urbanescape13 agrees that this tradition should be changed:

Traditions change. And when two people get married they don't automatically take one sides traditions, because its a joining of two people. And your tradition is you're a normal fucking person living in 2020!

I wouldn't be bending to her families traditions. Don't let them pressure you to make you think they've all done it , I guarantee there will be others that refused unless they all breed within their own family. And it's because they are wanting to pretend your virgins and haven't done it before.

They might as well be like ancient royals and come in and watch at it to confirm it definitely happened...

Hope they figure it out before their wedding day...

"I can resist everything except temptation."

-Oscar Wilde

If you're tempted to spend your morning looking at funny memes, just give in. You don't have to feel guilty, for giggling. A few minutes of laughter will boost your mood for the entire day. Everything else can wait.

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With many parts of the United States gradually getting businesses, restaurants, stores and life back to normal, Florida has definitely been a popular choice for a post-quarantine party destination.

The problem is, COVID-19 didn't just disappear because we are all tired of staying inside and want to have a fun summer. Unfortunately, viruses have a mission to infect as many people as possible and they usually don't spare anyone just because they happen to be bored and want to go on a Tinder date or post a beach selfie.

So, after Florida opened bars on June 5th, a group of friends decided to go out and pretend everything was back to normal at Lynch's Irish Pub. 40-year-old healthcare worker, Erika Crisp said she had previously been following all social distancing rules and self-isolating for months (as we'd hope from a healthcare worker). But with bars reopening, many people thought it was safe to resume life before we had to stand six feet apart and cover our mouths and noses with masks. Unfortunately, she and 15 of the friends she went to Lynch's Irish Pub with were later infected with COVID-19, and all common threads lead to Lynch's.

While the bar decided to close and do an expensive deep clean as 7 staff members were also infected, they have since reopened as of Tuesday. Four other bars in the area also had to close for cleaning as they immediately saw people testing positive for Coronavirus after reopening. Hmm, it's almost as if bars shouldn't be reopening right now? Bars are essentially a breeding ground for viruses as they force uninhibited, physically compromised people into intimate conversations and it's impossible to sip a cocktail in a mask. What about "a place for drunk people to sit and talk, dance, or make out with strangers" says "this should be safe without a vaccine?"

Luckily, one Twitter detective decided to investigate "Lynch's Irish Pub" and the findings are...so much better than anything you would expect from an Irish dive bar in Florida...

Pair your upright sausage potato lump tower with a delightful blue Red Bull "cocktail?"

Is this Florida's take on the "Long Island Iced Tea?"

Of course, people had a lot to say about this expert super-sleuthing.

Perhaps there was a little more than just a lack of hand-washing and drunk, unmasked bar patrons licking each other's mouths while sitting 5 centimeters apart? I think we all might've gotten Coronavirus just from looking at that sausage plate, though...

Stay safe, everyone!

Quarantine is the Xtreme Sports edition of marriage, with couples sheltering in place together 24/7, for three months and counting. There's no eight-hour hideout at work or even much to talk about other than the ever-evolving intensity of the pandemic/uprising summer.

Married people are sharing the hilarious things they're fighting about in lockdown, and it's a rollercoaster.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: getting married doesn't give anyone permission to be a monster. And yet, time and again we hear stories of brides (and quite a few grooms) using their wedding day as an excuse to treat their loved ones like prey.

One of the worst "bridezilla" stories I've ever read comes from a 23-year-old woman who shared her story on Reddit's "Am I The A**hole?" forum. Her question was: "Am I the a**hole for pulling out of my 'best friend's' wedding?"

Spoiler: she's not the a**hole in this story. And this woman is not her "best friend" anymore.

The woman shares that she has a progressive disability, "like MS but slower" that affects her ability to stand and walk. And yet when her "best friend" asked her to be bridesmaid at her wedding, she commented that she "had to wear heels and walk down the aisle and stand for pictures unaided."

The woman writes:

I’m a 23 year old female with a progressive disability. Like MS but slower. Bride is 23 year old female too.

We’ve been friends for 7 years. When she got engaged, she asked another woman who’s she works with for less than a year to be maid of honour. I was hurt but I brushed it off. Then when it came to asking me to be a bridesmaid, she commented that I had to wear heels and walk down the aisle and stand for pictures unaided. I was hurt because she knew about my condition and my needs and completely overlooked them. We argued but made up.

The wedding is scheduled for February 2021 and recently, the woman let her friend know that she will be using a wheelchair by then. The bride threw a fit.

Until now. Her wedding is in February 2021. And I told her I was going to be using a wheelchair by then. I’ve been going back and forth with it for a while. I want my independence back. No pain, no anxiety over walking with my condition. My team at the hospital stated it would be a good idea. I decided it would be for the best. So I told her. She was instantly off to me. Stating how would I go in the car to the wedding, carry a bouquet, get into the building? etc... I gave solutions to those things.

When the woman tried to explain that she wouldn't ruin the wedding by being in a wheelchair, the bride gaslit and ridiculed her, demanding she walk and stand for photos. As if her friend's disability is something she could "turn off and on."

She then ignored my wheelchair. Saying I will walk down the aisle and stand for pictures right?. When I said no, I don’t feel comfortable or fully able to do so; I got back a message saying ‘So your rolling down the aisle on MY wedding day.’ Patronising me and making me feel like crap. ‘It’s a curveball she has to make work for her and her groom. And she loves me.’ The bride to be clearly wasn’t happy, so I asked if it was a problem? She told me that she wasn’t happy. And she doesn’t get it because ‘I can use my legs and can manage fine’ and ‘I want to be independent but yet I’m not using it. All she wants is for me to walk down the aisle and stand for pictures on HER wedding day. After that I could do whatever I want.’ Like it’s that easy. Like my disability is able to turn off and on.

Finally the woman threatened to pull out of the wedding, understandably. The bride did not take it well and accused HER of having a "bad attitude."

I finally got upset and said ‘if that’s how she feels, I’m not coming.’ Treating me like a thing to stand in their and smile for her day. Putting everything else aside. My health and well-being.

‘This is the one wedding day she’ll ever have. And she tried to fit my disability to work for the both of us. But it always has to be my way! disability doesn’t make a person who they are...Their attitude does.’ Ripping apart my acceptance of my condition. Because I’m doing what’s right for me, I have a bad attitude.

The bridesmaid expressed how shocked she was that her friend of seven years would act "ashamed" by her disability, which made her feel "unlovable" and "ashamed" for using a wheelchair.

I can’t believe after seven years of friendship, she’s put her one special day over a supposed ‘friend’ and her health. Like she’s ashamed of anyone to see me in a wheelchair. It will ruin her memories of the day. I will ruin it just by disabled. Ashamed of me, which obviously made me feel ashamed for wanting a wheelchair. Unlovable. Unworthy. Ugly. Someone that has no business being at a beautiful event because I’m disabled. She removed me off everything basically saying I’m selfish to do this on her wedding day.

Am I the asshole for dropping out of my best friend of seven years wedding?

The commenters, human beings with feelings (unlike this bride), all echoed the same sentiment: she's NOT the a**hole, the bride is. And this bride is not her "friend."

Like judge1492, who wrote:

NTA. I’m sorry you thought this woman was your friend because she’s clearly not. Unless you redefine friend.

And Cargirl_carlife wrote:

Totally agree! I don’t understand why being in a wheelchair would mean anything for pictures? Someone can help get you where you need to go and I’m sure people wouldn’t even think twice about it. This bride is a total ass. Weddings are supposed to be a celebration of bringing people together, friends and family. Anything other than that is shitty IMO.

Other people shared stories of loved ones using wheelchairs at their weddings, to express empathy and support for the bridesmaid.

imfamousoz wrote:

NTA. My husband's mother has cancer on/around her brainstem. Effectively, she can walk but it's so hard for her. She was in a wheelchair at our wedding, and she apologized for not getting far enough in her PT to be able to walk. I was brokenhearted for her that she felt lesser because of her chair. I'm hurting for you that someone who was thought to be a friend has acted this way and hurt you. If it were me, I'd move on from that friendship. Take the money you would have spent on a wedding gift and and a dress etc and buy yourself something lovely to give yourself a boost.

Luckily, the woman took everyone's advice, because she posted an UPDATE: she's decided to ditch the wedding AND this "friend" entirely.

UPDATE- I decided to not bother with this woman anymore. My disability was never thought of even before I’ve decided to use a wheelchair. No accessible room or thoughts on my behalf even before it was booked. When I told her about my diagnosis 3 years ago, the only thing she asked me ‘is it going to make me a vegetable?’ And when I couldn’t physically get to her home, told me I had to make the effort to meet her half way. It’s not fair her doing all the time. My disability is a part of me now. No matter how much I wish it wasn’t.

And for those questioning if this is a real, legitimate post because I didn’t divulge my condition on here. This proves how disabled people are constantly devalued and second guessed because of things we can’t control. That some people can’t possibly understand. I have Friedreichs Ataxia not like it’s anyone else’s business. Disability is not a straight line. Can walk or can’t walk doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface.

Thank you for most of the beautiful messages of love and support. It’s really gave me the advice and courage to do what’s best for me. I love her deeply, but it’s no longer worth it when I’m constantly excusing who I am. I just want to be me. I appreciate you ALL

Hooray for this woman for making the right decision to remove this person from her life. And good luck to this miserable bride, whose inability to empathize or think about anyone other than herself is going to hold her back much more in life than if she couldn't walk.

The influx of global Black Lives Matter protests following the death of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and Ahmaud Arbery has inspired a lot of companies and brands to release statements of support for the movement, with some even donating to the cause or making promises to promote racial equality in the workplace.

However, not all companies have jumped onto the solidarity train, and some have even gone so far as to punish employees for wearing Black Lives Matter clothing. Last week Starbucks faced blow back and boycotts after banning their employees from wearing Black Lives Matter apparel, which prompted them to quickly release a statement and reverse that policy.

Now, Taco Bell is facing similar backlash on the heels of a viral video that shows an employee getting fired for wearing a Black Lives Matter mask.

The video, posted by Twitter user Brother Tyrone, shows him calling out his manager for firing him for standing up against racism. It shows a man named Denzel Skinner, who originally posted his experience on Facebook, as he gets fired from the Taco Bell in Youngstown Ohio.

"You just told me I gotta go home because I have a Black Lives Matter mask on," he said.

His manager replied: "You could just take if off."

"I'm not taking, because I'm standing up for what's right. They said I could wear whatever mask," he replied.

"They said it had to be plain. You can't bring politics into the building," she chided.

"Bro, I'm not bringing politics in. This is what I'm standing for, how is this considered politics?"

"How is it not, Denzel?" she responded.

"I'm not taking it off," he replied.

"Well, there's nothing I can do for you. I'm just doing my job," she said.

"I'm doing my job too, and I'm standing up for my people too," he replied.

"You don't get it," she said, to which he replied: "You don't get it either, if you did, this wouldn't be a problem."

"It's not that it's a problem with me Denzel, it's a company thing," she stated.

The video quickly went viral, with a lot of people condemning Taco Bell for firing him despite the fact that his mask follows company policy.

Others pointed out the fact that stating that Black Lives Matter, a basic statement saying that Black people should be able to live freely, should be a given, and not considered political.

Still, others argued that the mask was deeply political and it was reasonable for Taco Bell to fire him.

Others focused their anger on moving business away from Taco Bell.

At the time of writing this, there is still a raging debate between people who side with Taco Bell and people who side with Denzel, the question left at hand is: who do you side with?

Ghosting someone you're dating sometimes seems like the best way to terminate a dead-end relationship, but suddenly cutting off all communication with a friend can also happen.

While it's usually more mature and appropriate to call or sit someone down and explain why the relationship has changed and that you no longer want to be a part of it, if someone is cruel or does something truly unforgivable--it might be time to ghost. The most common stories we hear about "ghosting" usually involve online dating or someone seemingly falling off the face of the Earth after a hookup, but we've probably all had a friendship that abruptly ended. Some friends fizzle out as people grow apart or major life shifts and personality changes occur, but ghosting a friend is a definite choice. And it's usually deeper than just bailing on a bar when you're too drunk to say bye to everyone...

So, when a recent Reddit user asked, "Have you ever ghosted a friend? If so, why?" internet strangers were ready to bond over the friendships they had to stop, drop and vanish into the night.

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He went full on flat earth whackjob. Wants to "decalcify his pineal gland" so he can see the face of God, and honestly believes there's millions of people conspiring to hide the truth.

If he would agree to disagree, that would be fine, but it's become central to his existence, so that every conversation revolves around some aspect of his delusion.

I have a limited patience for stupidity at the best of times, and the necessary ignorance in multiple disciplines required for this particular shit is truly mind boggling. - somewhocallmedan

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I realized that she only ever talked to me when a.) she needed something, b.) she wanted to tell me about something going on in her life.

If I had something going on and told her (because she would never ask), she was usually just like "OK" and then immediately went back to herself.

So I ghosted her. After a couple weeks she was like "you never talk to me anymore," so I was like "well, you're a crummy friend." Then she cried a bunch and said she'd be a better friend. Then the next day she asked me how I was doing, and then immediately and sincerely bragged about how she asked how I was doing when she didn't even need anything from me. That was the last I ever spoke to her. - Artistic_Carpet

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Found out he was cheating on his wife... while she was pregnant with their kid that I know he was the reason she agreed to have. I couldn't deal with all of it. I told him he needed to tell her, then I just sort of drifted away. Still bothers me. - billbapapa

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"Hey, I'm having a party tonight, you can come by, just don't tell the [slur used for one of my close friends who is gay]."

Haven't seen him, haven't missed him since. - forwateronly

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You know how sometimes when you're in a group of three and the path gets narrow so you end up walking by yourself and the other two walk side by side? It was that but across the entire friendship.

Eventually I got sick of being considered the second class friend of the group and ghosted both of them. - theferra

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He only ever wanted to go to bars (fine), but would get drunk as hell every single time. And not the fun kind of drunk, but the kind where he wants to fight some random guy - Timetogohome

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I though we were friends but all we did when we got together was drink. He stopped drinking and I realized we really didn’t have anything in common. - Ohsoeasy

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Had a feeling that if I stopped being the one to organize plans they wouldn't text me, I was right - kill___jester

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My best friend since I was 4! She became a whole different person at uni (new fake accent included), and sort of emotionally checked out of her previous lifelong friendships in favor of her new group of posh friends. Final straw was when she didn’t turn up for our other best friends wedding, where she was supposed to be a bridesmaid. She didn’t acknowledge it at all for about three weeks, then her excuse was that she was busy and she refused to apologize. Neither of us spoke to her again and she didn’t seem remotely fazed. - mt995

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We had nothing in common, the conversations were always on the same topics, and it just became boring and redundant. They were also toxic and self-centered, i.e. asking for a lot, but not interested in giving back. In the end I asked myself: is this relationship bringing anything for me? The answer was no, so I ghosted them.

And why ghosting? It’s just easier for now. I have other things to focus on, like my health. - pinguepongue

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Yes, because he would constantly text and call me and I just got sick of it. I told him to chill and it never stopped. Ended up blocking him out of my life. - JLJenk

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She always has these grandiose stories that literally never happened and she always needs to one-up anything anyone says by saying that she did something bigger, better, crazier, whatever and it drives me f*cking crazy. Finally I just stopped talking to her. - shoshilyawkward

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I drive for Lyft, met a seemingly cool dude. Same age, similar life styles and common interests. We hung out many times at his place and mine over several months. Started out great! Then his true colors started to show. He's married and would treat his wife like garbage right in front of me and would look to me to confirm his actions making me super uncomfortable. Then finally one day while she's in the kitchen making him food for the millionth time he says to me and I quote, "Do you f*ck around on your wife? I need a new side bitch." Haven't spoken to him since. I felt so bad. His wife is truly awesome and absolutely doesn't deserve to be treated that way. No one does. - boltonfever

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I knew this girl in college who I liked hanging out with at first, but I just can’t drink with her.

She always gets dangerously drunk. Like to the point where you wonder if she needs to be taken to the hospital. And she always expects everyone to take care of her like she’s a little girl. Around midnight it stops being a night out and starts being a babysitting gig, because if you don’t watch her she’ll fall and hurt herself, as she’s done many times.

I’d invite her to things, she’d say she’d love to go, and then just wouldn’t show up with no text or anything.

And I feel like she uses every conversation with me as a therapy session... She’s always pouring her heart out to me over all the things going wrong in her life. It’s such a bummer. - LilianPumpernickel

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She got super, super Christian. Like, scary Christian. It became all she talked about, and how glad she was to be in the service of God and her husband. - Aayin

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I was close friends with this girl when we were around 17. We talked all the times, and she moved in with me and my family for weeks when she was kicked out of her house. We never expected anything for it, but she never thanked us for it either. I realized after a while that she used me as a soundboard for her problems but never asked me how I was feeling. I was going through a really depressive time in my life and couldn’t emotionally deal with handling other people’s problems. I tried to explain this to her, but she called me selfish and a bad friend. That was it for me, and I ghosted her. - YunaLessCar

Systemic racism in law enforcement has been the subject of a global conversation following the murder of George Floyd at the hands of cops last month, followed by a wave of international anti-racism protests. And while it is important to examine the ways systemic injustice has harmed and continues to harm black people, it's also important to discuss the ways white people have historically benefited from the system, aka "white privilege."

Krista Vernoff, showrunner at Greys Anatomy (heard of it?!), recently shared a thread of all the crimes she's committed in her life and gotten away with, in an attempt to illustrate her white privilege.

Vernoff compared her own experiences to the story of 27-year-old dad Rayshard Brooks, who was fatally shot by cops at a Wendy's drive-through after failing a sobriety test, stealing a taser and running from police. As Vernoff points out, this behavior should not have been a death sentence.

Vernoff asked white people to think about the crimes we've comitted that we were "allowed to survive."

She used her experiences to make a case for defunding the police, because the American criminal justice system is "a broken system that must change."

The thread has inspired other white people to share similar stories about their treatment by the police. One guy even had the cops sing him Happy Birthday.

While black people are sharing their very different experiences with law enforcement.

And it's not only black people who are affected by systemic racism in law enforcement. This white person shares how they were treated very differently from their friend, who is Mexican.

These stories all highlight two very different sets of experiences with law enforcement in the U.S.

For more insight on what it's like to be a black man dealing with cops in America, this thread is well-worth a read:

"She works hard for the money, so you better treat her right."

-Donna Summer

If you need an excuse to take a break from work, this is it. These memes are hilariously relatable for anyone with a job. Ignore your responsibilities for a minute and have a laugh. You've earned it.

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“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”

– Sigmund Freud

If you have a cat, these memes will be all too relatable. Cats are cute little criminal masterminds who rule their households as well as the internet. These hilarious cat memes will definitely make you laugh today.

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Strangers are friends you never met yet, and texting them out-of-the blue with questions and crises is a great place to start.

People share screenshots of text conversations they've had by accident, and even though they were mistakes, the wrong number texts were definitely worth it.

1. This #goals text.

2. This right number inquiry.

3. This cheese debate.

4. This grape tease.

5. This universal truth.

6. This cheat sheet.

7. This fairy tale.

8. This butthole intrigue.

9. This real estate speculation.

10. The mystery of Trev's whereabouts.

11. The worms boy.

12. The victim of Rachel.

13. This chill chili text.

14. This nice Canadian conversation.

15. This marriage counseling session.

16. The photographic evidence.