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In high school jocks were the cool kids. Or at least we thought they were until we came back to visit our parents once after college and saw them getting chewed out by their managers at Best Buy for filing The Beatles Anthology under "T" instead of "B." That and when we saw these 15 utterly pathetic senior pictures. Enjoy!
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He looks so happy. Like he has everything he could ever want within his grasp.
According to his post on Reddit, when the smiling man in the above photo left his computer unlocked and unattended, he assumed the desktop image of he and his fiance caught in an embrace would still be there when he came back. His roommate had another idea.
Using editing software and the basest sensibilities, the roommate decided to replace his fiance with something far less huggable. When the smiling man returned to his computer, he was greeted by the following image on his desktop:
Maybe these kids will look back on this and laugh once they're old enough to realize what the hell they were saying. Some of them seem brutally honest, while others just appear to have a tenuous grasp of the English language. Obviously, the latter half are our future politicians.
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She was better than OK, dammit.
If we were kind, considerate people, we'd have ignored these victims of parental misjudgment, knowing full-well they'll be sufficiently teased throughout life. Then we figured, what's a little more public humiliation going to hurt? Enjoy these delightfully terrible monikers discovered around the Web, and let us know of others we may have missed.
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