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How did this weirdly sexist 'Jeopardy!' category actually make it onto the show?

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What are "Better Jeopardy categories?"

It must be a tough racket, slaving away in the Jeopardy! writers' room, coming up with category after category after category, day in and day out. I'd be surprised if the show's obviously hyper-intelligent writers didn't come up with some real clunkers every now and again. But I'd also expect someone else in the room to respond to that junk category with the appropriate fart noise and down-turned thumb. That's generally how writers' rooms work. 

So, how in the world did "What Women Want" end up on yesterday's show? How did somebody—like, perhaps, the one-third of the writing staff with female sex organs—not point out its weird sexist overtones.

And, lest you think this was chosen as a means of skewering an outmoded gender-identity trope, here's a few of the questions/answers from the category:

The correct response was "What is a crossword puzzle?" Because you know—ladies and their crossword puzzles! It's the only thing that takes the edge off their raging menstrual flare-ups.

First of all, "What is a vacuum cleaner" was the correct response. Second of all, yes! Because vacuuming is ladies work. I didn't make the rules. It's what it says in the Bible. Now, if you don't mind, please mix me up a Manhattan and bring it down to me in the basement, where I'll be working on my model train set and smoking a pipe.

The correct response was "What is Levi's?" Granted there's nothing sexist about accusing women of wearing Levi's, per se. Just like there's nothing particularly sexist about saying that they vacuum or that they enjoy filling out a crossword puzzle. The sexist part comes when you ascribe any of those things to women in particular. What the hell does any of that have to do with having or not having a vagina?

A couple dumb-headed Jeopardy! questions are hardly a Taliban-level atrocity, but I'd just expect better from a show created by so many smart people. If this kind of thing came out of Pat Sajak's mouth on Wheel of Fortune, I'd be like, "Okay, this makes sense." But this is Alex Trebek we're dealing with here. He's a national treasure. We want more from him. 

(by Dennis DiClaudio)


Cat does not fits, tries to sits anyway.

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"I don't care about what this shoebox was designed to do, I care about what it CAN do."

Meet Kira. Kira is a cat. Not a mouse, not a gerbil, not even a kitten. A full-grown cat. And cats cannot fit in a box that size. They will, however, try.

(by Johnny McNulty)

THE FIRST CASE OF EBOLA HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED IN THE UNITED STATES ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR TUESDAY

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Hi. Live as much life as you can this Tuesday eve. Cheat on your diet. Take up Vaping. Introduce your husband to the man you're cheating on him with because time is running out to see if they'll hit it off. 

Ebola's in America now.

The CDC just said so. And when Wolf Blitzer, in a moment of apparent denial, asked Sanjay Gupta the question, "How alarmed should we be in this country that Ebola could come here?" Gupta answered, "Ebola's here." 

Specifically, it's in Texas. In a hospital in Dallas. Inside a guy. For now.

This is the first time someone in America's been diagnosed with Ebola who wasn't intentionally flown here to be treated for Ebola. Will it be the last? Of course not. We're all probably already lousy with it.

Our prescription to you: Don't panic. Live. Live while you can. Also, don't make out with anybody you don't know. For at least a week or so.

You may now begin working on your "Ebola" halloween costumes, assuming we all make it that long.

In closing, Ebola.

(by Bob Powers)

"No time to wait for the drawbridge to go down, I'm late for work!"

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"Well, those Dukovnik boys are really up to no good this time."

A woman in Croatia accidentally became a non-union stuntperson after she was momentarily blinded by the sun, ran a red light, and drove (and almost flipped) her tiny car off a raised drawbridge in the small coastal town of Tisno. The woman, 58, ignored calls to stop from the man working the bridge, Tome Mejic Sidic. "I was shouting and gesturing her to stop but it was no use. She ignored me, went full throttle, and flew across the bridge. I was convinced she'd overturn the car," Sidic told Croatian news outlet Sibenikin. Fortunately, thanks to CCTV, the moment was captured for all posterity.

Onlookers claim she was going about 50mph, but that seems a little high after viewing the footage. Said a witness to the feat, "It sounded like a bomb had gone off...all the airbags were opened by the force of the crash." Although it seems in the video that she simply drives off, she actually stopped near the other side of the bridge. She and her passenger walked away from the incident without any injuries.

Although this woman is blaming the sun for her mishap, she's not the only person to have pursued glory on the Tisno bridge. According to locals, in what I presume was an even more alcohol-soaked driving misadventure than Michael Phelps' new DUI this morning, a tractor once attempted the feat. It failed.

(by Johnny McNulty)

Favorite thing.

Family Guy

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Family Guy is an animated sitcom that reminds me of a pop culture reference that has nothing to do with the original premise of this entry.

The 10 most perfectly timed photos of September.

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"Quick, how do I look with dreads?" (via)

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They said no hazing, not hosing. (via)

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Grandpa, at nine months.(via)

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"I'll cure a few lepers, right after I bust a move!"(via)

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Perfect timing throwback Tuesday. Everyone's fine. (via)

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In case you were wondering: yes, houseboats can explode.(via)

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Simply magnificeeeeeew!(via)

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Spending the day at Lady Falls.(via)

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Still illegal in nine states.(via)

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Oh, shit.(via)

(by Jonathan Corbett)

Running the White House.


A couple left a huge tip after receiving terrible service at a restaurant.

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Here's a tip: this job is really hard.

Everyone should have to work in a restaurant at some point if they want to be a decent person (Cheesecake Factory alumna right here). If you disagree a quick Google search will show 80 million results confirming this concept. The main reason for this is so that, as a restaurant patron, you learn just how stupidly hard waiting tables can be, and learn compassion for the person you have asked to bring you every sauce on the side.

Over the weekend in Iowa, a couple went to a restaurant and received terrible service. It took twenty minutes to get coffee, an hour to get their food, and all the other patrons were "making fun of the restaurant and how terrible the service was." But instead of complaining with their wallets, Makenzie and Steven Schultz rewarded the server by tipping him almost 150%. 


And those shoes had a non-slip tread and were covered in kitchen slime. (Via)

Why did they do that? As Makenzie Schultz posted on her Facebook page:

So here's the deal. Our service tonight sucked. Took 20 minutes to get water, 40 minutes for an appetizer and over an hour for our entree. People all around us were making fun of the restaurant & how bad the service was. Yeah, it was pretty terrible. But, it was very obvious that the issue was being short staffed, not the server. He was running around like crazy and never acted annoyed with any table. At one point we counted he had 12 tables plus the bar. More than any one person could handle! As I sat there and watched him run back & forth and apologize for the wait, I said to Steven... Wow, this used to be us. Waiting tables. I don't miss it at all and I never loved that job. I did it for the tips. Steven and I agreed it would feel good to make this guys night when he would probably be getting minimal to no tips due to slow service. We walked out before he saw this and I'm not posting this for a pat on the back. I'm just sharing this as a friendly reminder to think of the entire situation, before you judge. And always always always remember where you came from.

As much as I don't always want to remember my years slinging cheesecake, when it comes to tipping, it's always good to remember that it's hard to be someone's servant. If you still can't understand why this was a totally rad thing for this couple to do, go out and get a job waiting tables right now. The Internet is begging you.

(by Myka Fox)

This woman who works at the Wisconsin Humane Society is awesome at naming cats.

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Professor of Kitten Psychology, obviously.(via)

Redditor MacabreLullaby noticed that somebody at the Wisconsin Humane Society had a knack for naming rescue cats and shared the screenshot above from the shelter's website. Glorious cat names like Professor PuddinPop, Colonel Snazzypants, and The Good King Snugglewumps deserved credit, and pretty soon reddit found their brilliant creator, redditor cassybooby.

Cassybooby confirmed she does indeed work at the Wisconsin Humane Society, and says most cats there get adopted within a month (and kittens get adopted within about a week). 


Cassybooby and the professor. (via)

The cats are adopted so quickly that the wonderfully named fellas below are already curled up in their new homes, but Jezebel captured their greatness in this screenshot:


Fuzzle! 

I realize this isn't how people should make the decision to get a new pet, but man, I would totally adopt a cat just because his name was Fuzzle. 

To learn more about adopting a charmingly named rescue cat, dog or guinea pig from the Wisconsin Humane Society, visit their website.

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Inventor

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An inventor is a person who creates or designs something that did not previously exist, such as a vaccine or a blanket with sleeves.

Bart Simpson

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Bart Simpson is an animated television character who, like his biggest fans, has been a 10 year old boy for over two decades.

No filter.

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Mom knows best.

Leaked: Notes from the Secret Service meeting after the White House intruder debacle.

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