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Moon

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Wait, that's no moon.


A stray cat acts as a guide for this blind dog because there are some good things in the world.

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Two animals that totally don't suck.

You know how you have some days in which all of life just seems like one huge, steaming cesspool fermenting in the hot midday sun? You know, those days in which you look out the window and half-hope to find a battalion of exterminating angels descending down from the heavens to lay waste, with sword and bow, to all of this unsavory humanity? Those days in which you pray for the sweet relief that would be the earth rising up to swallow the whole of civilization?

You know what I'm talking about. Anyway, on those days, you might want to watch this video of a stray cat that befriended a blind dog and decided to act as his guide to the world. It'll take the edge off:

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Fair trade.

Minecraft

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Minecraft is the only way most millennials will ever own a house.

4-year-old brings 250 bags of heroin labeled 'Slam' to nursery school.

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Did they take this photo on the teacher's desk? Do the police not have nicer rulers?

Well, if there's one thing the child of Delaware mother Alice Tull, 30, doesn't need to learn, it's how to bring enough to share. Tull's four-year-old child accidentally took 250 baggies of heroin labeled "Slam" to daycare and started giving out free samples to the other children. According to police, the child thought it was candy, and not in the street-term sense of the word.

The girl's mother, Ashley Tull, accidentally gave her a different bag than the one she was supposed to take to school that day. As you can imagine, Tull has been charged by Delaware State Police with child endangerment and with a drug trafficking charge. She is forbidden from contacting her children, 4, 9, and 11, and is out of jail on a $6,000 bond. Although none of the packets were opened (any dealer worth their salt would have melted the ends of the baggies shut), several children were taken to the hospital just in case.

Tull is disputing the charges. Her sister Alicia told reporters that Ashley does not partake in the using or selling of drugs and that someone was apparently using her home as a stash location without her knowledge. Delaware Police spokesman Master Cpl. Gary Fournier told the News Journal of Wilmington that an "investigation is continuing and more charges are forthcoming." The police have not said whether they believe the heroin to be Tull's.

So, despite all the evidence, the case was not a "Slam" dunk after all.

(by Johnny McNulty)

What form of air travel is your parenting style?

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Lately, there's been a backlash against parents who hover too much. But helicopter parenting isn't the only option. What form of air travel is your parenting style?

Airplane Parenting - You're a pretty ordinary parent. You have a few strict rules for your kids—keep your seatbelt on, no knives or explosive devices, and if you need to vomit, do it in a bag—but other than that, it's anything goes. Parenting may not be the most pleasant experience, but pretty soon your child will grow up, and you can deplane and shower.

Hot Air Balloon Parenting - You take a whimsical approach to parenting. You don't worry too much about the destination—be it decent standardized test scores, college acceptance, or the ability to form loving relationships. You just go wherever the wind takes your child—perhaps to a gap year doing organic farming in southern India. Occasionally, you hit an electrical line and wonder why you ever thought having kids would be fun.

Zeppelin Parenting - You're always on edge, and the slightest thing—an eyeroll, a tantrum in the grocery store, a missed curfew—will make you explode in spectacular fashion. Your obesity is beginning to set a bad example.

Drone Parenting - You want to monitor and control everything your child does, but preferably via remote control while sitting on the couch.

Airplane! Parenting - You are guilty of many, many embarrassing puns.  

Parachute Parenting - You're a rule breaker, a risk taker, and a thrill seeker. Homework is for nerds; your kid learns about life in the school of hard knocks. You don't hold your kid's hand when you cross the street; you shove them into traffic. Your idea of a seat belt is a bottle of whiskey that's heavy enough to hold them down. 

Space Shuttle Parenting - Your style is extremely hands off. It might seem to an outsider like you're trying to escape your child, but actually you're always looking down on the general area of the planet where they are. Also, you can see the Great Wall of China from up here! Pretty cool!

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Friends forever.

15 people who came up with brilliant ways to correct a regrettable tattoo.

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Yeah, we're just gonna go ahead and paint over whatever this was. (Via)

How do you get rid of a big ugly tattoo that you've decided you no longer want? If you said laser removal, you're correct! But if you said modify it with even more ink, you're one of these people. 

Whether it's incorrect spelling, declarations of love now lost, or just youthful stupidity, there is nothing a tattoo can ruin that another tattoo can't fix.


Our love is like a branch losing all of its flowers, dead to me. (Via)

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Forrest got this while he and Jenny were broken up. (Via)

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I am an evil skull sent from the darkness to remind you about your bad tattoo. (Via)

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I think this is her back but there is no crack. Is she a mermaid? (Via)

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He's not just a failing musician, he's also a failing writer. (Via)  

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Who knew Little Dead Riding Hood's real name was Jennifer? (Via)

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In an alternate dimension, Mike Tyson is covering up a T-rex tattoo. (Via)

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Now nothing but this giant black square she will have to explain for the rest of her life will remind her of him again! (Via

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Now you're not her bitch, you're just a brand's bitch. (Via)

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Changing that tribal tat into a gas mask was more honest to his cultural heritage. (Via)

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*I didn't want to turn my ugly tribal into an ugly gas mask. (Via)

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He doesn't love his wife, he just loves getting high and listening to "I'm the only one." (Via)

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She still loves him, she just hates the name Barry. (Via)

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"Winona Forever" is now "Wino Forever." Celebrities, they're just like us. (Via)


Only one.

Bluetooth headset

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A Bluetooth headset is a hands-free wireless device used to transmit information about who is a douchebag.

Never give up.

This couple accidentally got married in the middle of a parkour competition, which made their photos totally extreme.

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Actually, I'll take that man.

Finding out your beautiful destination wedding in Santorini is going on at the same time as the Red Bull parkour competition might throw some brides and grooms off. Especially if you found out while you were walking down the aisle. But not redditor mattyglen87, who shared the above photo of himself and his bride smooching, while some shirtless dude jumps over them.

That photo went viral along with the one below, which shows mattyglen87's dad walking his son's soon-to-be wife down the aisle.


The natural beauty of Greece.

Mattyglen87 promises he doesn't work for Red Bull and "regrets" giving them "so much free advertising." But since their logo isn't visible anywhere, this seems more like free advertising for the ability to jump really high. 

Apparently, though, Parkour guys can be kind of dicks. Mattyglen87 writes: "Although they were all definitely talented, they were also pretty obnoxious. While getting our photos done several of them came to talk to us, and not one of them said "congratulations." Instead they talked about how good their heat was yesterday or how they got injured etc."

Somehow, this information is not surprising. Still, Matty says the wedding wasn't negatively affected at all by the competition. Congratulations to the happily grounded couple!

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Salt

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Nope, salt is the other shaker. This one's pepper.

Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember the moon turning blood red *before* all these states legalized gay marriage.

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Rex HuppkeWed, 8 Oct 2014 11:37:10 EDT

Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember the moon turning blood red *before* all these states legalized gay marriage.

True romance.


This has to be the highest overbid in 'The Price is Right' history.

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The hammock of kings.

I don't know much about The Price is Right, but I know that if you're a contestant and the person standing next to you is so puzzled by your bid that she repeats it out of shock, you've probably just made a terrible guess. I know even less about hammocks, but when Marysue bid $1200 I had a feeling it was way too high. And it was. But that sounded completely reasonable once Corey put in his bid. Maybe he's rich and used to throwing money around. The way he's fidgeting at the top of the clip, it's also possible he just had to go to the bathroom so he used his guess as a polite way to excuse himself. In any case, it's an overbid for the ages.

Most likely, he meant to guess $700 and just got nervous under the bright lights. As embarrassing as his appearance was, though, it's a good thing he was at The Price is Right and not at an auction house.

The price of the hammock wound up being $880. Which means Erin was the closest with $755 after sticking it to Sonia by outbidding her by five bucks. A shady move, but a winning strategy. I may have to start watching this show.

(by Jonathan Corbett)

Stars aligned.

Man openly carrying his new gun gets robbed for it at gunpoint.

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If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns. Until that day comes, the outlaws are just going to have to steal the guns from the lawful.

According to Fox12 Oregon, a 21-year-old man was walking down the street showing off the shiny new gun he'd just bought. His weapon caught the eye of another weaponry collector on the street, who was so fond of guns he happened to have one loaded and tucked into his pants at that very moment.

The new gun owner was approached by the stranger and asked for a cigarette, when conversation naturally turned to the fresh-off-the-shelf kill toy he was carrying. Mutual admiration for the gun was shared, probably along the lines of "I bet that could really blow holes in stuff/people/yourself if you're drunk/etc." Then things turned sinister when the stranger pulled his own gun from his waistband and said, "I like your new gun. Give it to me."

The gun buyer handed over the weapon and the assailant ran off with it.

The NRA's Wayne LaPierre has yet to comment on why this "good guy with a gun" failed to stop the "bad guy with a gun" from doing bad-guy-with-a-gun things. But it seems clear the system has failed us all.

(by Bob Powers)

Baseball

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Baseball is the only federally approved method of transporting Central American refugees to the United States.

Bona fide success.

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