What not to wear.
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10 random objects that may or may not be haunted by ghosts or hell-demons.
Spirits throwing some shade.(via)
Every Halloween, you can't turn on your TV or walk into a store without seeing images of ghosts and goblins. But most of us fail to notice the ones all around us in our daily lives, haunting our food, our homes, even our pets. These haunting images of (mostly) inanimate objects were captured by eagle-eyed ghost hunters, and we present the evidence to you for confirmation.
One pint of terror!(via)
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You say "tomato," I say "get out!" (via)
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Ghost Dog: The Way of Evil! (via)
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Tales From Stall #3. (via)
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Happy Ghost Pepper. (via)
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I scream, you scream... (via)
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The door to Hell! (via)
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Fear the beer!(via)
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Holy sheet! (via)
(by Jonathan Corbett)
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Break out.
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Pharmacy
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Jose Canseco blew his middle finger off while cleaning his shotgun.
From now on, drugs will have to be passed to his right hand.
Jose Canseco, former major league designated hitter and author of Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits & How Baseball Got Big, blew off his middle finger last night while he was cleaning his semiautomatic shotgun. Now he has a semi-fingered hand.
Canseco's fiancée and bikini wearer Leila Knight told TMZ Sports, "He was sitting at a table in their home cleaning the gun when it went off. He didn't know it was loaded -- and the shot ripped through the middle finger on his left hand."
He went to the hospital to attempt reattachment, however doctors knew immediately he would never have full use of that finger again because it was shot off at the base. They said, "worst case... it may be amputated."
Really though, the Cuban cancer already amputated it himself. Such a dramatic water sign thing to do. Best case... the doctors just have to clean that job up.
Knight, who has been keeping fans updated via her and Joe's Twitter accounts, reported they are recovering back at home, but no word on weather the finger came with them.
(Via)
Sad to see it go. Accused of assault and domestic abuse, Jose's middle finger was the best symbol of what his life represents.
(by Myka Fox)
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Daniel Radcliffe does an astoundingly amazing job rapping 'Alphabet Aerobics.'
Crap, "H." What starts with "H"? Hog farts? Hag grins? Hairy otters?
The song 'Alphabet Aerobics' by Blackalicious was never the song of the summer, but it was also a song most people never forgot. It set the bar for rap-song-as-tongue-twister (or is it tongue-twister-as-rap-song?), and for many teens in 1999, it was the moment you realized "that is not a career I can pursue, because I can't get past B." Not Daniel Radcliffe, however, who was apparently wishing he had time off from working on the biggest movie franchise on the planet to pursue his passion for the thesaurus-based rap game. And he might have made it, too:
Yer a late-90s college-friendly rapper, Harry. I would recommend pursuing wizardry, however. You can always get a nice government job tracking down kids who use spells outside of school to make themselves rap better.
(by Johnny McNulty)
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Someone took that street harassment video and replaced the cat-calls with passing dialogue from Skyrim.
So many arrows need to be taken in so many scumbag knees.
Yesterday's release of "10 Hours of Walking In NYC as a Woman," a hidden camera video documenting 10 hours of street harassment endured by one woman, was quite an eye-opener to many.
Here, again, is the original:
It's already been viewed almost 5 million times in 24 hours, and everyone has a take on it. Naturally, over on reddit, one of the more upvoted takes referenced a video game.
"They are like Skyrim NPC's," wrote redditor DrEddgarAllenPWN.
An accurate assessment, given that "NPC's" are the non-playable characters in Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, the randomly placed extras in the game that inhabit villages and countrysides and who, whenever you pass them, will speak a pre-assigned line of dialogue that serves no real purpose to the game except to provide a little authentic, if annoying, crowd noise.
The cat-callers in the "10 Hours" video are almost identical to those non-playable characters in Skyrim and similar sandbox games. The woman in the video has to do nothing but walk past her harassers and they seem to involuntarily blurt out their lines of degradation. They serve no purpose in her quest (except to irritate her) and they make her environment seem just a little less human every time she hears them speak.
Not long after that "NPC's" comment, another redditor suggested a parody video substituting the cat-calls with game dialogue. Since the Internet hates a vacuum, it only took about 4 hours before redditor KindaGoodPainter delivered this:
(by Bob Powers)
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For the children.
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Point of no return.
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A real treat.
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A whole bunch of people are taking selfies with bears and someone is going to die soon.
Bearbomb.(via @jacob_bean)
People taking selfies with bears near Lake Tahoe has become such a big problem that park officials are walking around telling people not to engage in this totally idiotic behavior. Apparently, the natural human instinct to fear these wild beasts has been superseded by the natural human instinct to get likes and favs.
(screengrab via RGJ)
U.S. Forest Service officials at the Taylor Creek Visitor Center in South Lake Tahoe are worried that someone will get hurt. Lisa Herron, a spokeswoman, told the Reno Gazette-Journal, "We've had mobs of people that are actually rushing toward the bears trying to get a 'selfie' photo." Wow, that must make bears feel like cornered, adrenaline-filled celebrities!
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Officials have even threatened to shut down the area, which attracts hungry bears looking for salmon, to tourists. "We are afraid someone is going to get attacked," said Herron. Keep in mind this is a risk anytime you trick anyone into being in a selfie with you, bear or not.
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For the record, this is what you're supposed to do if attacked by a bear. If you do think you're about to get eaten though, you might as well go for one last selfie. Make sure your loved ones know to post it for you.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
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Concealed motives.
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A HS teacher had a threesome with a student then got the student's name tattooed on her body.
Never gonna dance again. (Via Durham County Sheriff's Dept.)
Former dance teacher Michelle Smith White was charged in July with "taking indecent liberties with a student" and "engaging in a sex offense with a student." That's court speak for, "she had sex with her student, included her husband in a threesome, and tattooed that student's name on her body to seal the deal."
Smith, 37, started a friendship with her student when the student was only 15, and it later evolved into something sexual. And permanent. According to WRAL, Smith got the name and initials and an "artist rendering which would be symbolic of the juvenile" tattooed on her body.
The court ordered that pictures of smith's tattoos be taken as evidence, although none of those photos have been made public, so it is anyone's guess as to what something "symbolic of the juvenile" could be. Possibly one of the ill-fated renderings of her yearbook photo, or, more likely, one of those stick figures you'd see on a mini-van. And who was the artist who "rendered" this? What could White have said to make anyone comfortable with applying those tattoos? Even if she lied and said it was her niece or something, she's still got evidence of statutory rape emblazoned on her skin. The brazen candidness regarding their relationship is astonishing.
Perhaps her devotion to the girl was strengthened by the fact that she wasn't always acting alone.
The News & Observer reports a search warrant citing that,
"Investigators discovered text messages between White and the student, “which includes the wording ‘threesome’ and alluding to the involvement of Ms. White’s husband Phillip White.
There were two framed photos of the Whites and the student hanging on the wall in the couple’s bedroom, according to the warrant. Investigators found a blue binder containing handwritten notes, and a card all written by Phillip White to the girl."
Framed photos in the bedroom? After they got tatted up did they take their romance to Sears?
Strangely, Phillip White is not being charged in the case.
WRAL reports that the student's parents asked White to stop communicating with their daughter in April, which is the same month that Smith was suspended from Jordan HS for "unknown reasons," and also the same month that Smith resigned. According to the search warrant, the relationship between Michelle White and the student continued through June 2014, and she was arrested in July.
News & Observer notes that Phillip joined Michelle for her first court appearance, and the two held hands as they left. Michelle is scheduled to appear in court again November 5th.
(by Myka Fox)
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5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - October 29, 2014
1. Taylor Swift Redefines Music Landscape With Her Derivative, Generic Pop Songs
Pop singer Taylor Swift is set to make music history by becoming the first musician to sell one million copies within the first week of her new album's release for three consecutive albums. Her new album, 1989, appears on track to match her previous two, Speak Now and Red, in sales as well as vapidity.
Taylor Swift's "Welcome To New York" doesn't mention the homeless people or the garbage or the $27 cocktails or the murders.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) October 29, 2014
2. The Nation Mourns As The Giants-Royals World Series Continues On For Yet Another Game
The Kansas City Royals disappointed all of America last night by handily beating the San Francisco Giants 10-0 in game six of the World Series, leaving both teams with 3 wins under their belts. Distraught citizens nationwide consoled themselves with the knowledge that Major League Baseball rules do not allow the series to progress past a seventh game, so everything will have to wrap itself up tonight one way or another.
For an incredibly boring World Series, this is a pretty exciting World Series.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) October 26, 2014
3. Marvel Bravely Takes A Chance On A Few Non-White/Non-Male Superhero Movies
After six years, and more than a dozen films released and announced, Marvel Studios has finally decided that its audience—which is predominantly made up of people who are not white males (and that's not even considering its international audience)—is finally ready to see a movie or two about some characters who are not white males. So, included in its information dump yesterday are two upcoming films that aim to shake things up: Black Panther, about a black male superhero, and Captain Marvel, about a white female superhero. Until their releases in 2017 and 2018 respectively, here's an extended look at the upcoming Avengers: Age of Ultron, featuring a bunch of white dudes with their own franchises, plus Scarlett Johansson and Don Cheadle.
Marvel should have trolled everyone for a day and announced the Black Panther was gonna be played by Johnny Depp.
— Travon Free (@Travon) October 28, 2014
4. Catholic Leader Who Believes In Talking Snake Also Believes In Evolutionary Theory
Pope Francis caused some controversy yesterday when he announced to an audience at the Pontifical Academy of Sciences that he believes that both the evolutionary and the Big Bang theories are based in fact, saying that God is not “a magician with a magic wand." This is probably the most compelling evidence against those theories that the scientific world has seen thus far.
Mad shout outs to the Pope for admitting evolution is real, the big bang theory is right, and Biggie and Tupac are still alive.
— Ricky Carmona (@RickyCarmona) October 28, 2014
5. Sarah Palin Greatly Underestimates How Much Her 'Haters' Want To See Her Run For Office Again
Former partial-term Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin—clearly aware that the world had momentarily turned its gaze away from her as it prepared itself for the impending midterm elections next week—told NBC News last night that she will "hopefully" be running for office again in the near future, with the ostensible purpose of annoying her "haters." Moments later, haters everywhere unanimously threw up their arms in celebration. She still knows how to give the people what they want.
Sarah Palin says she's hoping to run for office again. What for? President of Redneck Reality Shows?
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) October 29, 2014
(by Dennis DiClaudio)
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Something sinister is afoot in this video of a squirrel carving a jack-o-lantern.
What trickery is this?
In this video, we see a squirrel carving a pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern, seemingly of its own volition. But the rational mind knows that squirrels don't celebrate Halloween and are difficult to train, which leaves two possibilities: 1) Someone spread something sweet over the parts they wanted the squirrel to eat; or 2) That squirrel is a witch.
Get thee out from that rodent, Satan!
The bad news is this is happening on both sides of the pond.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
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A man had a screaming freakout when he was asked to stop holding the door open at an In-N-Out Burger.
"AND SCREW THESE FAKE PLANTS TOO, WHY NOT?"
Recently, at a Redding, California In-N-Out Burger, a man who had not purchased anything came to the store and started holding the door for people. What he said to them while holding it is unclear. In many places it is common to do this to beg for tips. On the other hand, the man might have been carrying a Bible under his arm, which means he might have been doing some light proselytizing as people entered and left the fast food restaurant. It's unlikely that being Christian would be the main problem, especially since In-N-Out Burger prints Bible citations like "John 3:16" on their napkins, burger wrappers and cups. What we do know is this: eventually, employees told him that if he did not buy something, he would have to leave. What happened next quickly encouraged everyone else in the building to move as far away as possible.
He's an eff-ing Christian, okay? And he is going to stand up for eff-ing Christians. In conclusion, eff this country, and eff the po-lice, unless he gets a free meal. Amen. He's just like Jesus in the temple of the moneychangers—if no one had any idea what Jesus was talking about and Jesus had a possibly low-blood-sugar-induced anger problem.
(by Johnny McNulty)
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This incredibly focused cat refuses to break his concentration.
The eye of the house tiger.
This cat does not want to be bothered. It's either staring at something in the tree outside, or experiencing an existential crisis; contemplating the illusion of freedom of a life lived from one room to the next, hunting toy mice, and chasing the red dot he knows deep down he will never catch. Fearing that one's life is, as Shakespeare wrote, "but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more." But it's probably just a bird.
(by Jonathan Corbett)
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