20 inappropriate sexual propositions to send your favorite person in HR.

July 18, 2013, 7:48 am

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I work harder at getting the office temperature right than I do at my actual job.

July 18, 2013, 8:49 am

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I hope your sweat from the heat wave helps cover up your sweat from having no idea how the hell to do your job.

July 18, 2013, 9:28 am

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My favorite part of the heat wave is watching tourists deeply regret their decision to come here.

July 18, 2013, 9:51 am

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I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.

July 18, 2013, 10:25 am

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It's hot enough to make me jealous you're one year closer to a cold dark grave.

July 18, 2013, 11:33 am

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Remember during the heat wave to stay indoors and exert minimal energy like every other day of your life.

July 18, 2013, 12:52 pm

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Thanks for preparing the office for summer by having B.O. year-round.

July 18, 2013, 2:04 pm

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Thanks for waiting until you’re alone to aim the fan directly at your genitals.

July 18, 2013, 2:41 pm

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Thanks for being fat enough to cast a shadow big enough for me to walk in during the heat wave.

July 19, 2013, 5:01 am

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July 19, 2013, 7:05 am

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July 19, 2013, 7:29 am

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I'm a connoisseur of every restaurant's second cheapest bottle of wine.

July 19, 2013, 7:53 am

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My retirement plan is to spend money on things that will significantly reduce my lifespan.

July 19, 2013, 8:16 am

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Let's drink this weekend to help us forget all the drinking we did this week.

July 19, 2013, 9:56 am

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May the heat wave break before Kate Middleton’s water does.

July 19, 2013, 10:10 am

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Vine is the perfect medium for our sex tape since you rarely last more than six seconds.

July 19, 2013, 11:59 am

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I'd bake you a cake today if I knew how to use an oven.

July 20, 2013, 5:01 am

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My boyfriend dumped me for not believing he'd ever dump me.

July 21, 2013, 5:01 am

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Nothing brings two people together like hating a third.

July 22, 2013, 5:01 am

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