Fool me a dozen times, and I should really see a neurologist.

Jillian Haker had an awesome 2014 of pranking her brother. Over and over again. With the same prank.

Like all pranks, it only got funnier the more times he fell for it. And he only got angrier.

There are only two reasons to do a prank on the same person this many times and Jillian confirms them both on YouTube. 1) Because you love the person you're pranking "so much!" and 2) You want to go viral enough to meet Ellen or Taylor Swift. You're on your way, Jillian. Hope your bro gets to go, too.

"I think we should start rooting for other people."(via)

What the hell is going on between these two Ohio State fans? After Alabama scored during the 4th quarter of last night's thrilling Sugar Bowl game, a female Ohio State fan put her hand on the dude next to her in an apparent attempt to console him. But she suddenly had a change of heart, as if putting her hand on her distraught companion wasn't something she should be seen doing on live television.

But why? Not that it's any of our business, but it's the question the collective Internet is asking themselves this morning, because a) no one—even the people who had to be at work today—feels like doing anything actually productive, and b) everyone loves a mystery. So what the hell is going on?

Is she cheating on her boyfriend who wasn't at the game? Did the guy have a nasty zit on his neck? One possibility is that she suddenly realized she didn't want to be in a relationship with a guy who panics while his football team is still up by a touchdown in the 4th quarter.

We may never know the answer. And that's okay, because, by tomorrow, none of us will care.

We're already 3 days into 2015, and everyone feels rudderless without a signature dance move to carry across our nation's dance floors. Thankfully, some bored little kid at a wedding with a taste for shoe leather has come up with what the YouTuber identifies as "Harlan's slick dance moves."

Ladies and gentlemen of the one-five, we present to you, The Harlan:

Perhaps a better name for it would be "The Swiffer."

Don't worry, this is the before picture.

Can you imagine losing 75 percent of your body weight in less than two years? It seems unthinkable, but this poor little dachshund (and I use the word "little" more figuratively than literally) managed to do it with the help of a new owner who put the morbidly obese dog on a strict regimen of diet and exercise, instead of human food and continuous treats like he was getting from his previous owner.

The results are startling and kind of inspirational. This dog went from a seriously depressing 56 pounds to a slim and healthy 13 pounds. I never thought I'd find myself jealous of a dachshund. A Weimaraner maybe, but never a dachshund:

We don't know if they was on foot, or where they are... but their phone works.(via)

Sometimes "TMI" can stand for "Too Much Immediacy." It's not that we don't want to be informed that a friend is masturbating / on the toilet / performing brain surgery / all of the above. We just worry that by trying to share it with us while in the moment, they're not savoring the moment as much as it can be savored. These Facebook users exemplify the growing spirit of real-time overshare, refusing to wait even five seconds before updating their status with the most private, unnecessary, and occasionally disgusting details of the life they're living right now.

Go to the ER! Also, slightly less urgently, it's you're.(via)

If only he had the ability to wait a few minutes before posting online...hmmm. (via)

Just roll with it, Myles...Mylee... whatever. (via)

If you can't get there yourself, go on Facebook and ruin it for everyone else. (via)

She/he commented 30 minutes later, it looks like they're getting light-headed.(via)

Updated 12/9/14:

I hope you took the time to write on her feedback page. (via)

The one night we forgot how to identify basic shapes. (via)

Women's Health India may not be keeping up with the lastest in US celeb gossip.(via)

If you ever post something like this, you deserve 190% of any mockery you get. (via

I'm sorry Facebook didn't exist when it was OK for you to make that joke, Jacqui. (via)

Ummm. I guess the issue here is never take that picture... (via)

Updated 11/8/14

They know you were parked outside. Somewhere up in heaven, they know. (via)

At least you're not thinking about your dying family member anymore, right? (via)

He's willing to emit a lot of things, apparently.(via)

Dear ex-gf, someday you will look back on this and Like. (via)

"Lol Facebook lets you write whatever you want. Bad idea, Facebook!" (via)

Jeeze, it's the Internet. At least say "underwear." (via)

I'm gonna need an epidural to keep reading my timeline. (via)

Updated 9/29/2014:

If there was a Social Media Security administration, this person would not get a card.(via)

Flush the tampon, clog the toilet. Don't flush it, clog the puppy. Tough call. (via)

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At least that fat will still want to hang with you in 18 years. (via)

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They're probably more bothered by you photographing your dashboard at 35mph. (via)

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Nintendo makes those codes long so you have 5 seconds to delete it when you accidentally tweet it to everyone. (via)

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I thought it was Uncle Dass' funeral for a second and I was slightly impressed. But this is the uncle Dass not dead. (via)

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Judge not, let ye be afflicted with mid-porno computer problems. (via)

Updated 9/29/14:

Proof...That I am a menace to all and need to have my license revoked. (Via)

We can't be there for you 24/7!(Via)

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#Keeper Loves #Oversharer 4Ever. (Via)

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Too hot to not commit vehicular manslaughter.(Via)

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Last known photo.(Via)

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Some random dude sold an ugly truck...and we all felt healed.(Via)

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Updated 8/26/14:

That's a famous person. Right there. Being rewarded. For this.

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Don't talk smack about a friend's ex until the restraining orders are finalized.

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A.) You still have time, get off Facebook. B.) She can see this, you illiterate dummy.

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I hope those five likes were worth it for this gross story full of *POP*!

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Mission: Literally Impossible

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Don't commit crimes. If you do, don't post them on Facebook. It's not hard.

Updated 7/23/14:

I'm glad you enjoy working out, I hear prison is good for that.

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Perfect mom font as well. So much craftier.

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Not too hot for Facebook, though. Never too hot to drive and Facebook.

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I think David's mom Whitney might have some helpful advice.

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Much like hemorrhoids, there is nothing to ease the pain of this post.

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Please, let me be the idiot in this situation and let this be fake.

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The stereotype that writers always wait until the last possible second is true.

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Updated 6/25/14:

Well, he got the hashtags right, but I don't think a snap PSA will get you off in court.

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This guy is both ignorant about sex and under-excited to be the next Joseph & Mary.

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I know it's really hard to get an anal bleaching appointment after work, but don't brag.

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C'mon, Lisa. Let us share the joy of laughing at Sean.

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Come down to Rickki's Brothel, we've got the best Local Business in town.

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I don't know what's worse, going 90mph to pick up a kid, or the word choice here.

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Updated 4/11/14:

Ironically, the person who realizes it shouldn't be on Facebook is also the most illiterate.

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lmaoo: "Laughing my ass off ohmigodIdidn'tseethatturn!"

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He/she totally did that.

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That's a very specific amount of screaming to promise.

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I don't approve of sharing people's sex tapes, but: I now know who Helene Fischer is.

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Updated 4/11/14:

"I don't get it, the shot clock still has 10 seconds...so, why do I hear a horn?"

Drunk driving because no one answered your call is a new passive-aggressive record.

Hard to say who is dumber, the guy who posted for "sinthetic" or the person who thought
it would be possible to reason with him.

What are you doing making a simple update? That's a Facebook Milestone right there.

Is it just me, or did no one call 911 before posting to Facebook?

I hope this isn't the prequel to the bagged lunch one two photos up.

Updated 3/13/14:

Probably made someone's heart rate go up, that's for sure.(via Failbook)

You're right about the second half of that. (via reddit)

I hope that other guy didn't Google that while driving.(via)

I'd say by not embarrassing him in front of everyone, but hey, what do I know? (via Lamebook)

I'm going to say "a.) Henry Clay and b.) all of them." (via)

Whoah, what do you think this is, LinkedIn?(via)

This kid is ready to work in cable news. (via)

Also, just a reminder that it usually sounds pretty stupid to describe your small problems as a disaster:

Your Facebook complaints are all that stands between civilization and buying Fascism.

Updated 2/6/14:

This may be the most literal update-at-an-inappropriate-moment we've ever had. (via reddit)

I don't think it's inte-meant to be with you two, buddy. (via Lamebook)

That big, blurred-out thing? That's a cadaver of someone who donated their body to science.
(via WHNT)

So, he's like one shade smarter than the guys from Dumb & Dumber. (via Lamebook)

Wow, he sounds like the kind of asshole who would take a selfie at a funeral. (via reddit)

Mike, you're not so good at this 21st Century thing. (via reddit)

Updated 1/13/14:

"I got this." - Completely accurate, totally not reassuring. (via reddit)

Certain people need to learn about this encryption technology called talking in person.(via)

It's a good thing admissions officers don't have Facebook.(via)

If this gets 50k likes, we'll get out of the car.(via)

We'll stay tuned for more updates. (via)

I guess you could say nothing and leave us ignorant of this behavior. (via)

Everything about this is a lie! I bet he's not even on break. (via Failbook)

She's so flustered she can't even spell masturbate. (via Lamebook)

Updated 12/04/13:

The prosecution would like to enter into evidence the following Facebook post...

Now everyone will know you are a real class act.

What did Man do before fleshlights and hot pockets?

Yeah, it'll definitely be less awkward right afterwards.

It's cool, they probably had to fart.

Updated 11/06/13:

This looks like a video game...that someone is about to lose.

Fun Fact: This was the first question ever asked, circa 90,000 BC

Live fast, live-update your death young.

You are on a phone on Facebook. I guess in your case, the issue is having no friends.

His grandson made him so awkward, he cringed too hard and it turned into rigor mortis.

I can't talk about it. The police think it might be the same person who poisoned grandpa.

This is the most literal instance of "update at an inappropriate moment" we've ever seen.

Invent a time machine, study home ec and sex ed, and never have a kid or buy bleach.

WOW! Wow, some old lady. Just wow. WOW. WOWOWOWOW.

Updated 10/1/13:

Something tells me this person tried to use that spoon to fix the toaster.

Movie...about illegal and dangerous driving...while driving...brain...*EXPLOSION*

Good, now you'll have time to Google "emergency" to see that you were in one.

I think she's not pregnant because she murdered her boyfriend in the shower.

It will be for you if I can figure out how to show this to your boss.

I assume the feeling you mean is "attention from concerned friends."

Sucks that having the sun in your eyes is the best time for selfies & the worst for driving.

Updated 9/04/13:

I don't always post to social media while driving, but when I do, the speed is 3 digits.

Life goes on, especially when there's colored icing.

Those emoticons are the same faces one of the Heathers made after drinking Drano.

Brainz fallin outa mah hed lol.

9-1-1 only takes typing three digits. This is like 4 tweets.

Better safe than sorry, she could be a ghost who can't rest until she gets 10k likes.

Updated 8/01/13:

Nor shall you, my friend. Nor shall you.

Your baby. Your baby is trying to drink with you.

Way to go, CasanofuckingwaywouldIeverletmydaughterdateyou.

The NSA does.

I tagged the sheriff, but I did not friend the deputy.

That fucktard is in your mirror, fucktard.

And to end a long career of being able to legally drive.

Updated 7/01/13:

Much like she has Faith in posting things on Facebook and saying "don't tell my husband."

If she dies, at least the guy who wrote "ut oh" will know they told her everything they needed.

No one from this high school passed sex ed. No one.

You should hear how funny he thought it was when his F'ing A fell O because he was L'ing.

OK cool, just letting everyone know. Back to playing "Plants vs Zombies."

Platinum beer comes with driving priviledges. It's the highest level of beer membership.

Updated 5/30/13:

"I can do much better tho" is probably true for everything this guy does.

Actually, there is definitely a bio test going on, but for anthrax.

Must...keep...looking...at...phone...for...safety...

See me after class, but remember that I can always see you on here 24/7.

Good God, people! What happened to blasting a music station you hate?

Updated 4/30/13

How did she text with wet nails (while driving)? She's a pro!

This is called Texting While Being In An Action Movie.

7 likes. 1 hehehe. People hate you, buddy.

Hopefully his work is as a tow truck driver so he can tow whomever he hits soon.

Are you crazy putting this on Facebook? Post this kind of stuff on LinkedIn.

Too much inappropriate to keep track of. But great blouse, mourner in the middle!

Updated 4/5/13:

Could you maybe just post a little more to explain what the hell you were doing?

Thumbs down, young lady. Thumbs down.

Not everyone has to make a big deal about their last words.

You're taking a photo of it all while driving? You'll interupt your Words With Friends game!

Facebook Marketplace doesn't sell any pails of soapy water. You're on your own.

Hope they post pics of the entire arrest and incarceration, including the pepper spraying.

Updated 3/5/13:

A.) That emoticon is offensively accurate. B.) The lady helping is in a wetsuit.

"Like this" as in seeing her kid go on Facebook during a funeral?

2 minutes later: lighting a pen full of petroleum-based ink on fire proved to be scarring!

Introducing the new LifeAlert: it calls 911, tweets and Facebooks any time you might die.

To be fair, the man seems equally uninterested in helping his aged wife get out of the car.

Didn't even properly tag them. That's disrespectful. Just a vague attention-grab.

The fact that they're too tired to take a decent photo is not reassuring, either.

Updated 1/29/13:

They see me rollin, they concerned / trying to catch me riding hands-free.

That's fair. But you are also checking Facebook at a funeral, so...

Ain't no status like a cowering-in-my-bathtub-avoiding-stray-bullets status.

Do you know how low your shirt was going? I mean how fast I was distracted? Carry on.

Great drunk-typing. It's amazing he can type and drunk-drive with only one major error.

Their son was diagnosed with ADHD and an anxiety disorder sixteen hours later.

Updated 11/30/12:

Put the phone down. You need both hands for that.

The photo gallery of her frantically downing some coffee was a nice touch though.

At least the truck will suffer minor damage getting rear-ended right after you hit send.

You can't put romance behind bars.

#scumbag

Completely idiotic physician, heal thyself!

Updated 10/5/12:

And here we are masturbating to it.

He just wanted it to be clear for the autopsy report.

Um, aren't you doing the same thing Mrs. Cooper?

To be fair, that red light fairy can be kind of a dick.

Then ask one of the nurses to take a photo! This is an emergency!

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In retrospect, Belle was an idiot to pass this up.

There are many contests in which the average man can challenge Gaston, the strongest and most handsome douche in his rural French town, but a push-up challenge is not one of them. A contest of basic empathy? Sure the dude in this video who looks like he's trying to impress his college buddies could certainly best Gaston in that. Perhaps he could win a game of knowledge. However, when the only job qualifications for being Gaston at Disneyworld are being very good-looking and really jacked (even under the padded shirt), it's probably best not to go head-to-head in a test of strength. He'll make you look silly, and he'll steal your girl.

Especially if you really can't do that many push-ups in the first place. I've got to say, I do have one criticism of this guy's otherwise amazing Gaston portrayal: aren't we supposed to not like Gaston?

THE BOYS ARE BACK!

ALL YOUR FAVORITE BOYS, THEY'RE BACK: Vinny. Drama. Johnny Lawyer. T-Rex. Skip. Vic. Pac Sun. Mikey Orlando. J Mascis. Alejandro. Black Ben. Tugg. Tucker. The Other Eric. Keith. Scooter Libby. Daps. Muppet. SoCal Prokofiev. Electric Mitch. Electric Blair. Doc. Clutch. Trout. Badboy. Movies ("Yo, Movies!" - remember that?!). Tiger Beat. Frank Fucker. Chillary Clinton. Big O. Sniper. Travis-Nick. Crud. Duggar. Beer. Just Salad. Royce. Peet. Kenny Vegas. Tom-Boy, The Boy Named Tom. Hot Mike. Rosemary. Chowder. Clubfoot. High Five. Heineken Luke. Leon the Peon. Cliffy B. The Diceman. The Crow. The Homesman. Otter. The Mask. The Tower. The Hanged Man. The Hierophant. Marijuana Troy. Stretcher. Rosamund Pike. Albrecht. Times New Rowdy. Gun Individual. Porgy. Loose Ted Marbles. Turtle, I think. Kickball. Tashkent. Whitewater. Electric Carl. Elijah Proudfoot. Eddie Criticism. Rich Richie Poverty. Cowboy. Penis. Ivan. Problems ("Yo, Problems!" - do you remember it??). Anorexio. Bulimio. Handicap. Chandler. Vinny. Drama. Vinny. Drama. And, Vinny (not to mention: Jim Drama).

What are they doing? Hell, what they've always done! They're buying fast cars and driving them around and around: vroooooom!! They're hanging out with oodles of pretty girls with nice soft hair they love to smooch and smell: mmmmmm!! They're guzzling drinks and drinks out from big huge bottles and breathing up their favorite drugs: gghlglhllgghhlhlhhhh!! And then, because they did it, and because you saw it, and you liked seeing them do it, it's like you did it! And because it's like you did it, you might as well have done it. Their life is your life. You're them, and they're you! You have all of their memories and Adrien Grenier's fine eyebrows and consequences aren't real! They're your boys! You're their boy! Even if you're a girl! (Not actually if you're a girl, though, unless you're a hot girl; in that case, you're one of the hot girls.)

If there's a plot to this movie, it's certainly not in the trailer. It might not even be in the movie. I've seen very little of Entourage but as I understand it, it's about good times, good buddies, and taking it reaaaaaaaal easy. I can definitely see how a plot would get in the way of that; plot is one of the key disruptors of good times and taking it reaaaaaaaaaal easy (the others are food poisoning and drone strikes). If I had it my way, the Entourage movie wouldn't even have characters. There'd be a pile of Oakleys next to a pile of ice cold Coronas in the back of a beat-up pickup truck bumping 311 that a hot Hawaiian babe is driving real slow off the edge of the Santa Monica pier. A few angles of the Coronas glistening in the sun and maybe a shot of the hot babe frustrated as she fails to get the car stereo to stop playing 311, and you've got a chill-ass-as-all-get-out movie for like $600. The fans will be too busy hollering and slapping five to tell the difference.

But what's wrong with that? Not every movie needs to be Jack Hardscrabble Walks A Furlough With An Old Ox, or A Viewing In Geneva, or Bless Me, Father, For We Are Actually Each Other's Fathers. Not every movie needs sadsack nerds laying on duvets all dead-eyed, or an older divorcee exploring her sexual renaissance, or a West African man clutching a fence, or Willem Dafoe weeping into a shoebox. Not every movie needs things like conflict, themes, message, depth, people of color, strong choices, arresting visuals, or substance. Some movies have none of that, and that's okay, too. This movie has Haley Joel Osment with a weird beard. Isn't that enough for you people?

THREE STARS DUE TO IF YOU TRIED TO FIND BOYS MORE BACK THAN HOW BACK THESE BOYS ARE, THOSE BOYS WOULD NOT HAVE FRONTS, THEY WOULD BE ENTIRELY BACK.

Sing along with Brad.

Brad Pitt was at the Palm Springs International Film Festival over the weekend to promote his latest production Selma, and introduce the star of the film. That would be David Oyelowo. How did that sound in your head? Did you mentally mangle it? Don't worry; you're not alone. Pitt is well aware that "Oyelowo" is an American mouthful, but as he put it to the audience, "you're going to be referencing this name for years to come—you might as well get it right here tonight."

He attempted to break it down into three parts, but still wasn't happy with the results. So, perhaps leaning on skills he developed while helping non-English speaking toddlers with "Angelina Jolie," he lead the audience in an instructional sing-a-long.

It works!

Selma will be in the mix for every major award over the next several weeks. So, even if you don't see the movie until it hits Netfix in July, at least now, thanks to Brad Pitt, you can dazzle your friends at the Oscar party by pretentiously announcing, "I haven't yet seen the film, but I'm intrigued by its star, David Oyelowo."

This is what happens when a store with seal in their name sells club gear. (via Imgur)

A sign was spotted today hanging inside a Wet Seal in Northgate Mall in Seattle calling for a boycott of the store due to management's poor treatment of and disloyalty to their employees. The complaints, scrawled on a long yellow banner next to the failing company's foreboding "Entire Store 70% Off Sale" sign explains the following mistreatment:

- Refusal to pay for unused vacation and sick days that were impossible to take due to their policy of blacking out 19 weeks of the year and difficult approval process.

- The firing of multiple long-term employees with only one day's notice. Two weeks is usually considered the minimum amount of notice to give someone a chance to start looking for a new job.

- Anyone who wants to transfer stores must interview at the new location in what must be the strangest interview ever. "What makes me think I'd be a good fit at Wet Seal? I've been working here for three years."

- The company is practically going out of business and yet the CFO gave himself a $95,000 raise. Meanwhile, an employee who gave five years to the company at minimum wage finally got a raise, too... an increase of sixteen cents an hour.

The sign thanks its customers for their loyalty, but is now encouraging people to boycott the store. Even though it's drastic sales suggest the company is going through an extended liquidation, customers are called upon to not let them unload those last shipments of furry hats or gauzy kimonos by posting about the injustices under the hashtags #ForgetWetSeal and #BoycottWetSeal.

Already, people on Twitter are doing their part.

#ForgetWetSeal#ClubWetSealpic.twitter.com/NB96Ed7eEl

— Lydia Milano (@thelovelylydz) January 5, 2015

#boycottwetseal because corporations should exhibit some level of care for their employees - especially those who are loyal.

— David Post (@_davidpost_) January 5, 2015

Seattle @wetseal would have gotten away with this 20 years ago, but not today. #ForgetWetSeal#boycottWetSealpic.twitter.com/04CuseKlAj

— David Jackson (@DavidJackson102) January 5, 2015

This is capitalism in America and it is also the reason many labor unions were formed. The intersection of morality & money #boycottwetseal

— Joel Cook (@SouthEdgewood) January 5, 2015

One redditor points out how important sharing this story is to promote proper treatment of lower-paid employeesm with the comment, "I love the Internet because 20 years ago companies could do shit like this without any consequences. Today, there's at least a chance the company will have to address this in order to avoid the negative publicity and backlash if the story gets out."

Considering how close the company is to bankruptcy, this boycott could just be the club that beats the Wet Seal.

That's almost as unlikely as finding a video online that was filmed horizontally.

If you've never eaten oysters before, slurping down a gooey little seafloor-dweller can seem a little intimidating. They're cold, they're salty, they're weird-looking, they're slimy, and rumor has it they make you really randy. It's no wonder so many people are nervous about trying them for the first time, as this girl seems to be. As this video demonstrates, however, there is one really good reason to give them a try.

I'd eat oysters all the time if they weren't so damn expensive. Of course, if all of my oysters did that, I'd just make it my full-time career.